Shark Tank, but With Your Ex-Girlfriends
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Written by Wyatt Gallitz, Erik Sawyer, & Stevie Emerson
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Directed & Edited by Stevie Emerson
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“He’s an idiot he’s a con artist” Nikki nailed mark Cuban’s dialog
They also nailed Mr Wonderfuls “youre an a**, f*** you” line 😂
😂
"You walk into any night club right now, they'll make the same offer!"
@@MR-nl8xrgenius 😂😂😂
Also the "We all worked hard, that's why we're here" is something that Cuban said! I think the pitcher was a college kid with an app for food places in airports.
Dude......fucking genius; the acting, scripting/dialog, editing, VO, holy shit......MAJOR chops; shout-outs to the supporting cast- THEY always make it happen.
the sad part loool every big case has the sad part when the person cries and tells about they're story
What do you mean "THEY"?!?!!!
!?!!????
?????!
That Claire + Brooke deal was literally prostitution lmao
so, like marriage?
@@foljs5858 hol up g
Claire was like "I'm down to be a pimp if it'll get these damn bankers off my case"
@@mfzoom5401hol’up let ‘em cook
I don’t understand how it’s prostitution, she’s not getting paid to have sex with him unlike what’s happening with her and her sugar daddy.
Uber girl was a straight W. Max threw the game.
Edit: There was a challenge flag thrown on the play. After careful review, co-signing on the small business loan is a definite L, and the ruling on the field has been overturned.
Honestly wasn't asking for shit and got rejected?! Yea ok woulda been on that faster than white on 🍚 LMFAOOOOO
gotta make the mom happy bro
That's your short term thinking
There's no security on that offer, really
@@nairocamilo the hell do u need security for? Sporadically nuts are the best ones.
Yeah a real breed and proceed. No wonder they casted the OF girl for that character.
this should be an actual show, just saying. It would be better than 95% of the reality shows out there
😅I'd love to see that.
I would watch that over the Kardashians anyday
fact
It is. It's called Shark Tank on ABC.
@@omnitrix1992 you are sooo funny 🫠
I'M DEAD the way the girls are spawning from no where
These girls are allah
Sharks can sense blood in the water from many miles away
They always nail it with these Shark Tank parodies. The sudden shocked expressions, the random choking up on stage, the attitude of the "sharks" is all on point.
Im in!
Ay Caramba!
The attention to detail and how a new shark just pops from nowhere.. love it
LOL This is too good! Nikki and Stevie are an unstoppable team! Stevie deserves his 1+ million followers!
but he has 1.29 million followers? why are you trying to take 290,000 of his followers away?
@@yt_energybro read what he said again
No, he deserves 5+ million followers
Stop begging for likes
@@RickyBobby42069 nobody did
Just the script alone is already absolutely incredible. Don’t get me started on the acting and cinematography. This is ridiculously well done. 😮
seriously one of my favorite videos you’ve ever made, had me hooked to the edge of my seat like a real Shark Tank episode and dying laughing the entire time
The Shark Tank spoof series is hands down the best. Nikki's mannerisms and lines are iconically delivered. Her, Sagegirl, Emerson and that greek-named dude who's also producing need to be in a big screen movie, both their acting and writing is just too good right now.
i have learned so much relationship advise from Stevie and Nikki...
How's the advice working for you!
same but im still single
I wish I watched this before I slept with that stripper in Mexico City
😆
honestly me too
Didnt think they could keep this series going but they did it again!! 😂
This has to be such a fun group of people to work with
This was surprisingly wholesome. The resolution was making things right with the ex and moving forward. Nice.
Stevie and Nikki are the Babe Ruth and Henry Aaron of comedy. This is the stuff we live for. Thanks for doing this bit.
I find the number of spaces you use after periods offensive.
@@lucasfabisiak9586 sorry
@@lucasfabisiak9586 Everyone needs some space after a period
@@mfzoom5401 Good one!
Babe ruth is outdated!!! It's shohei and ohtani times
I think this is the most brilliant video you've made so far. The Text Tips at the bottom are absolutely hysterical.
Love this thoroughly!!! You all are crazy!! And the writing is on point as is Nikki’s expression of disgust=priceless. The entire cast is 100%. You earned your followers and all the future success headed your way!
Surprisingly, Michelle was a pretty decent person 😂 she was willing to tell him how awful the other offers were even though he screwed her over and she honestly is a good person caring about what he’s going to have to deal with later on in life. Even giving him a new offer that works for both of them, and not even taking the plus I’m getting the trip. I think the only other offer that would’ve maybe been reasonable is the one with the two girls, but that one is really risky for your finances😂
naw Nikki would've been the obvious one. a loveless marriage of convenience is quite literally the historical norm. the two girls is lala-land that would've burned him badly, and yea Michelle is likely just the most decent person in the room and luckily the dude took note and made the correct choice.
Great ensemble today, with of course Stevie and Nikki starring. Loved it!
I’d say one if your best concepts and executions in awhile. Well done.
Man this has to be one of your best skits yet! I think you have a masochistic streak because you are always in a no win situation. And the exes sure seemed to enjoy getting back at you!
This was gold, would watch a shark tank series like this from you guys haha
Stevie’s facial expressions are pure gold
Personally, I would’ve thought Nikki would certainly attend, simply to deepen the bond between her and his mother. There is nothing quite as satisfying as knowing they resent their child a little more because of how much they love you
Stevie.
Tell Nikki that I recognize her from the required cyber attack and phishing videos I had to watch for work
Tell us moar, dude
Keep em coming, your videos and Nikki's are really funny.
Make your ex believe that you got options if she don't want you back. Lesson learned.
4:10 - "Fuck you, Michelle." - Something about the delivery just broke me.
"I will crush you like the cockroach you are"
Masochists: "I see this as an absolute win"
3:09 I love that he keeps insisting on Michelle
Nikki has me crying laughing every single time.
When I see Nikki I start to laugh, before anything else
I believe this is one of your best works yet. I don't even watch Shark Tanks and even could tell the references in the format
This is gonna be GOLD...I feel it down in my plumbs.
I'm sorry?
1:42 "I think this deal has some serious legs"
"Just like youuuuu"
Honestly, before I viewed this video I hoped Nikki is in it, and it didn't disappoint as I watched. ❤ They're a great team.
Lmaooo this is the most random but funniest thing to pop up on my timeline. This was perfectly done
Multiple plot twists really help to make this vid entertaining. Keep it up!
Now THAT was a genius well written and very well executed skit!!! I enjoyed every second of it!
One of my favorite parts of these videos is seeing them all laugh in the bloopers. So wholesome, they definitely have fun, love it.
I always appreciate the shark tank sketches. The exaggerated faces 😮 😂
Has come out of nowhere to make an offer 🤣🤣🤣
Him almost crying while "negotiating" with his exes is why he has so many
Those "Fuck you Michelle" felt on point every time.]Hahahahaha I love this format for sketches so much, keep them coming
"Every Sunday in perpetuity" this cracked me up.
*isn't even in the video
"For that reason, I'm out" - Barbara
Awww I was rooting for the Uber hookup to pan out!! 😂😂
“The bank won’t give Claire a loan because she has a credit score of 224” made me lol
These girls are all beautiful, in different ways. Max could have taken any one of them but yet none. That is sad.
Just remember: Not really YOUR ex girlfriends. You don't even have ONE ex.
Nope. Would have gone with the guanteed hookup and kept the dog, 1,000%.
Yeap..me too...but max wouldn't want to disappoint his mom....🤷♂️😂😂😂
@@apollontv1078 It's his mom--she is ALWAYS disappointed! 😋
@@davidm.313 But... Stevie's mom's not Asian...
O.M.G.!!! It just dawned on me! Steven He and Stevie E must collab!!!!! 🙏🏻🤞🏻
I'll never forget "Ohhhhh!! A disc jockey?!"
Does Max know Samantha made 400K last year?? It’s easier to marry rich than become rich
that high pitched voice and instinctual "babe" is too relatable lol
Bro, Stevie and Nikki be wildin 😂
For me it would be an empty room
Stevie is the man, love the quality of these 😂
We all worked hard got me!💀🤣
Michelle’s going to really hate herself when she realizes she’s never going to get Otis back. Poor sweet dog has probably already been put to sleep.
The Uber lady is cute.
Ex girl 3 was actually a solid offer all things considered
Max has great negotiating skills
I had no idea how INTENSE this video would be.
They together deserve a netflix series.
3:35 exposing us like that😢😂
This was more entertaining than the Actual show😂😂😂
😂 the walk when he comes in and how he stood … gold
This is freaking HILARIOUS!!! Comedy Gold!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
“You even caught the bouquet”😂😂
Steve’s look of shock…I know as a fellow comedy actor that it would likely take me multiple takes to get those down without cracking up a few times… 🤣
The hoooking up with exes part killed me bc so truuuuu 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Its been so long since I've seen good writing on RUclips comedy. The writer needs a raise.
This skit was so brilliant in so many ways. I'm dead
Normally your humor is a bit extreme for me (especially when it gets really really weird) but you really hit home with this one!
When Michelle said I'm back in I screamed 😂😂
Nikki does crazy eyes better than any one in the business lol
My ranking of all offers:
4th place - yoga business loan partnership
3rd place - Sunday brunches with ex's mom to pretend to have a child
2nd place - uber girl deal + yoga business loan
1st place - returning the dog and make mom happy
Who is this guy? Pete Davidson?? Too many hot exes..my suspension of disbelief was broken after the third ex showed up..then after seeing the Uber hook up i just gave up... On life
Well done, to everyone involved, damn.
This guy must be a genius, got 4 of ex gf sitting in the same room and still come out on top (literally)
This was good,I know how much i gone through to get into this show.
Incredible
LMAOOO. The "unbelieveable greed' line is goated. Such a good way to include it in the vid as well.
Need more shark tank skits
The Mexican Exotic Dancer was too busy on Dragon’s Den with an actual ex to appear in this episode
Hilarious! Enjoyed previous ones, but this one nailed it!
“That seem a little weird, but can I ask for more information…” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. This is comedic gold, never laughed so hard
LOL, I love these Omg had a big grin on my face 😂 moreee!
every single girl in this video was absolutely stunning
Anyone else just started laughing at 4:37 🤣
The Uber girl really sold her character well 🤣
Nikki carries the entire act again as usual! Get her on more often!
Brooke has so many folders for a one time Uber hookup
Calling it, this will get 5+ million views
I love that the exes just materialize like in real life.
I'm not usually impressed by female comedians but nikki is out of this world. Massive talent.
This was pretty straightforward, here are the best choice... Brooke, Brooke & Brooke everytime😂
2:02 “Unbelievable greed” was kind of scary.
These have no business being this good and entertaining.
This was so well done! And the bloopers, we could use a few more of those at the end!