The Pete & Sebastian Show - Episode 498 (Full Episode)
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LMAO. SEB hates rich people???
Lol. Here's another story about the turbulence on my private jet, building my own firestation on my estate, how overpriced the Vail ski school, the backyard amusement park, the hired bartenders and pizza chefs,..
C'MON GUUUUUY!!!!!! LOL
When did he say that? Time stamp?
@@lasmoker67 like around 28 minutes
@@evanstevens8021 "I can't STAND rich people". Is that why people in the comment section have their panties in bunch??😂
"That guy would have been me if I didn't work" A lot of people skipped this just a few seconds later.
Pete's wife luuuuuvvveeesss rich people. Did you hear her banging on that door 😂😂😂😂
come on- he gives extra stuffies to the poor people with bad strollers. doing his part! (haha jk Sebastian)
Has anyone noticed that pretty much in every episode Seb says, "not to pat myself on the back, but......."
OMG! 😂 After Sebastian says that you don’t come to dinner in flip-flops exposing your hexagon toenail and injured foot.. “…It throws off the whole night!” 😂😂😂
Pete’s face when Sebastian says “listen..I hate rich people” 😂
im mexican and 5:23 made me wheeze so painfully loud, the laugh that came out of me was unreal. pride is what keeps us going!!
I'm at work cracking up listening to these two. I go on withdrawals waiting for a new friggin' episode!
I would love to see both their families go on vacation together.
Also, I love Sebastian despite everyone seemingly criticizing him for talking about his lavish lifestyle. I get it. Being a blue collar worker in the service industry, I can't relate to the level of luxury some people experience and then post it all over social media. That does annoy me to the point I have eliminated ALL my other social media accounts. I can't tolerate people bragging and rubbing what they have and how "perfect" their lives are when some of us are literally just trying to survive day by day. That being said, Sebastian has yet to annoy me that way. I think because he came from a working class family and is first generation Italian from old-school upbringing that he tries to enjoy the fruits of his labor to the point he can probably hardly even believe how far he's come in life. It's a psychological thing with many people who did not have much going up. Myself for example... If I get access to a little something extra or VIP treatment, I try to hang on to it and enjoy it to the fullest in fear that it may suddenly be taken away. We may not be able to relate to Sebastian's level of luxury, rubbing elbows with A-list celebrities and all. But let's just be happy for him. Remember he started from the bottom in the service industry. Working his butt off servicing others. He's earned it. And he's STILL entertaining us.
Maybe it's just a matter of perspective because to be honest, I think I'm just living vicariously through his experiences. But now that I think about it, I can see how some people perceive it as bragging or it just reminds them that they don't have access to what Sebastian has and it rubs them the wrong way...? 🤔
Lol, Sebastian....you're well on your way to raising a couple of those Trust Fund kids you hate so much. Your kids should do chores, earning their allowance, etc. if you want them to even have a slight chance of being grounded. Your kids' don't have the childhood you had, so prepare yourself for that reality. So, when does Pete get to share his day and his lessons,etc? I wish you guys would alternate, so that it's not just Sebastian sharing his life. I love Pete and everything he has to say too!
Agreed, love these two for years, been listening almost from the beginning but it’s really turned into the Sebastian Show 🤷♀️
I like how you're telling people how to do their podcast 🤣 🤣🤣
In the last podcast, Didn't he talk about coming home from the road and being the enforcer? Making his son clean up his room.
True I feel like I haven’t heard a Pete story in a while
Yesssss! It’s all about what he’s teaching his kids. He should have married a girl from a similar background as his, I think Lana is the influence here with all that. Sebastian thinks he can come home after being away and “undo” everything and he says he does but then totally backpedals.
Word!
Omg a vacation with Pete and the family would be amazing ! That has to be in the books . It should be a once a year thing . The stories will be Stella ..
Sebastian hates rich people?? His behavior and attitude is why most regular people hate rich people.🤦🏽♀️ Pete, stay grounded man! You’re the best!
Good point. He could always donate everything to fix his predicament but....
Every week he’s name dropping celebs & going on & on about his lavish Hollywood parties/VIP life style 😂 more power to him/he’s reaping the benefits of the work he’s put in.. but as Pete would say
“C’mon guy..”
Yep Pete’s method of cutting toe nails works just fine for me thanks
That’s a stupid comment
Sebastian comes from humble beginnings. He’s paid his dues and has worked hard and deserves everything he has accomplished! I find it fascinating getting an inside glimpse of how the wealthy live!
Legit the funniest duo - how in the world is this content free hahahaha
Sshhh... Don't question it. It's therapy to some of us.
Love this podcast brings me joy everytime 🤩😁
Nothing better than a Wednesday 4 PM pick me up. Happy birthday Pete!! At 420 I’ll put some 🌲 in the ☁️ for ya!
cant express enough how much joy & knowledge you guys bring on wednesday 😁. you def bring a little normalcy into my life
Sabastian - “ I hate rich people”
Also Sabastian -“ I don’t clip my own toe nails”
😂😂😂😂
"I can't STAND rich people"
I fixed it for you.
Pete's wife can't wait to be around rich people. Did you hear how loud she banged on that door??🤣
🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
Fold the sheets or pack heroin 😆 🤣 😂
"I don't want to be THAT kind of parent... and I don't want to say anything... but kid, you're doing so many fuck*(Sng things wrong!!!!" priceless.
My favorite bromance..you guys rock! ❤😍❤
These two making their plans to hangout makes me so damn jealous of this friendship
Same.
The cast has become more about what Sebastion is doing and Pete going along with it.
yeah..i wonder if pete gets bothered by that sometimes
Next cast will be about what Pete is doing at Sebastians. Imagine how boring you are that you're wife is banging on the door about going to Cali. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can relate so much more to Pete’s life in NY, his humor and lifestyle is much more relatable and funny.
@@Roy-G-Biv 100%
Sebastian talks more like a rich man, more and more?? We can't relate? I would love to hear more from Pete. Btw, black people also need sunscreen
Sebastian just jumped the shark. Welcome to the elite. Enjoy.
Hates rich people? Hi pot it's me kettle
@@jillmaga7904 When did he say HATE?
@@lasmoker67 Just stop
I get it when Sebastian says he hates rich people. Just because he has money now doesn't make him a rich asshole! Don't forget he waited on people for years and paid his dues, so he knows what he's talking about. Money didn't change him...he's enjoying the life he has and sharing it with family and friends, isn't that the American dream.
"Can't stand" and Hate are two different things but I agree with the rest of your comment.
Many people don't realize it took Sebastian about 20 years to get where he is today. He worked hard to have what he has.
@@marier.245 completely agree. I am happy for Sebastian's success and financial status. The ones I can't stand are the ones it was just handed to, grew up in it or they cheated, and trampled others to get it. Then they rub other people's nose in their lavish lifestyle. I love Pete being so down-to-earth and humble. But he's not at the level of success Sebastian is (yet). I really would love to see Pete being more successful and getting more exposure too though.
@@SG-MT: He can’t get through the ‘cast, or daily life, without ingesting pot.
It seems unlikely that he could handle the added pressures of mega-success-not that there’s anything wrong with what he HAS achieved!
@@nanwilder2853 hahaha I would agree if I didn't already know about several well-known celebrities and very successful people who are often high on the "Mary jwana". And one I'm close to who is highly functioning and whose determination I admire. 😉🤣
Your SPF is your age....... great line.
"If we were teachers, when the bell rang? NO ONE WOULD MOVE"
BAHAHAHA
LOL! Thank you's for being my Anti-Depressants! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mine too!
Side effects include:
-Being entertained
-Uncontrolled laughing
-Elevated mood
-Learning etiquette
-Hearing quick witt
-No rash
-No bad thoughts
@@marier.245 Exactly! Well said. 😉👍
@@marier.245 Hahaha! Yup! That's good!! Thanks!
Lana is holding onto Sebastian’s cape, based on his reasoning…
Speaking of skin colour, Pete needs to adjust his lighting because he literally looks like he just stepped out of a coffin.
Pete you're becoming a Cheerleader.
That’s his job.
These two are a riot. These podcasts have me doubled over in laughter and I can't thank them enough. I saw Sebastian a couple years ago in Louisville and let me tell ya, if you've never been to see him live, you are missing out. Such a fantastic set. Pete is a comedic genius as well, I've never seen someone so quick witted that can riff at the drop of a hat! Well done fellas!
Awesome episode guys!👌👌This is a super “pick-me-up” for the middle of the work week. I bet no where else would you find such crazy and hilarious stories about dune buggies and cartel masks!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣…..l SO ENJOY THE CAST! Thanks for all the laughs Pete and Sebastian, I hope you have a great visit together. Be safe, Be well ✌️✌️😁😁
I cannot tell you how many times you have brought me to my sleep time. I cannot! LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH !
"That's a trust fund catch..." hahaha
That's actually a good observation about spotting wealth based on ability level at leisure sports.
You guys need to take a trip to Mexico Together with your families!!!!!😂🙌
Parenting is or should be a full time job. You are ushering in the next generation and by correcting them and instilling values, manners, respect and overall proper conduct, your kids may very well be some of only a few that will not be degenerates of society. Thank you for your work!! ❤
Absolutely
Does this mean Seb is giving up pickleball with his private Hollywood personal trainer.
Can't wait to hear more chronicles of Sebastian's Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous.
Just once I would love to hear Sebastian and Lana volunteer to help feed the poor. Or do some volunteer work.
Pete's wife can't either 😂😂😂
😅 you both were on point today!! I can't stop laughing at everything.
PETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! YA EITHER FOLD TOWELS PERFECT OR YA PACK HEROIN IN THE JUNGLE NAKED FOR THE CARTELS!! LMFAOOOOOOOO YOU CRACK ME UP ALL THE TIME BROOO!!!! JUST SAYIN!! THANKS, F.M.V.
I am a child therapist......yes!!!!! No devices at the table. Teach them self regulation and impulse control. Yes, you are right Sebastian it actually does lead to other destructive behaviors later on.
I agree! I see parents and kids doing the devices at restaurants and I think it’s so sad. Those parents aren’t recognizing the missed opportunity of getting to know their kids. We have a no device rule and I’m so happy we do, because my daughter is pretty cool! Regretting it later doesn’t do anyone any good!
I totally agree
it also just makes them entitled a holes
If you’re a child therapist you must see a shit ton of red flags with Lana’s parenting.
“Always teaching my kids something” it’s called parenting dude!
Pete is sooooooooo real! Love this guy! Keep Sebastian grounded. LMFAO w/ his responses! He literally just does not care and I love that! Keep it real Pete! OMG! No rules...
Omgosh Lolhaha 😄... All great stuff and "you won't get your head cut off as long as you stay in the golfcart", the "hexagon big toenail" and your "trust fund catch" riffs are hilarious. Laughed all the way thru your cast while cleaning my kitchen!
This is GOLD again as always 🤣 thanks for another great episode 👍🏻
SPF & AGE SYNC UP😂 COMEDY GOLD😆
Why are Italian people always stunned that the sun burns their skin?
27:57 I can't imagine what's going through Pete's head 😂😂😂
28:38 "That guy would have been me if I didn't WORK" - Sebastian
Love y’all 💕💕💕😂😂😂. Always makes me happy 😊
It’s a “Class about having Class”
Sebastian: “and it was a seamless move right into Cornhole”
Comedy gold 🤣🤣😂
Giving Cliffs Notes to the wife, that is so considerate!!!!!
LMAO the feet discussion 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Love you guys! Thanks for another great cast. 🌹
Thank you, Pete!
Try Martial Arts for Caruso - it's a great physical outlet and teaches discipline as well.
Love Sebastian and Pete, love them both!
Me too. I wish I had a couple good buddies like this myself. Just like them because I love to laugh as a form of therapy.
Pete took a big 420 hit
Omg Pete is so right
How is it that you guys are not the number 1 show on RUclips absolutely halarius every time
"You could have brought an infant with placenta on it and they would let you bring it in!" 😆 🤣 You guys are hilarious!
Lovely smoke out of Pete’s nose! Happy holidays
Good thing that when you went to the hospital your toenails looked good. Lmao!!!!
"And thats called Gravity" Had me in TEARS
Sebastian turn in your Man Card. A scraped elbow? You played Soccer? And whining about a boo-boo!!!!
I'm training in Muay Thai. I get scraped, bruised elbows, knees, shins, ribs, etc. On a regular basis! Right now I have a torn left tfcc from boxing. None of that stops me from training.
Sebastian... I'm nearly your age and I can handle it. Come on guy! 🤣
2 legends ☝️💎
Man Pete’s wife hitting the door scared the 💩 outta me. Hahaha……. it came outta no where
I can't with you guys. HEXAGON TOENAIL LOL 😆😆.
40:49 scared the shit out of me listening with headphones ´^^
Our kids imitate / choose behavior by watching us ( not so much what we say ) -- Be great role models, pick your battles & have fun. Kids may try something one time and never do it again as they learn the world and themselves by exploring their world. They're little & so so sweet like this for only a couple years. Loved this cast!! ~ Uproariously funny.
Petey...you're so FUCKIN HILARIOUS!! "My personality is so DYNAMIC"... your facial expressions waiting to hear Sebastian's stories are also hilarious! You should be selling out the Garden too! Why not? Agent?
Thank god its this time of the week!!!
“They are throwing their own over the wall.” Lolol
Yard sports...I love that phrase 🤪🤪🤪
This hour always goes by way too fast.
I know, right? I was just thinking how I wish it was 2 hours long!
I thought pete was going to spend easter at sebastian's
BRO!!!!! Sebastian's face @ 40:52 had me DIEING!!!!! 💀💀💀💀💀
they willldiiiinnn’!!! LOL
love it 🤣🤣🤣😭😭💖🍿💖💯
"TRUST fund catch" 🤣🤣
See petes face when his wife was banging on the door. He was 😨 shit
This whole video was spectacular, incredibly funny.
I do love that you are teaching your kids good manners, decency, knowing right from wrong,....... Just as my father did with me.
I'm late to the party and have been working on the back catalog, and my gawd guys....this show is tremendous! I'm dyin' laughin here 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gentlemen,. When I gave my daughter chores and she didn't have any desire to do these given chores, she would expend more energy defying me than it would take for her just doing the chore in the first place. So mom, who didn't want to go into the ring with her, ( because. I don't want to spend all my parenting time disciplining her). So.... I just do it my self.
Now she is an adult, and her grade school teacher's words are running back in my ears. " She will never build confidence in herself if you don't follow through on your discipline". Guess what? She at 49 has no confidence in herself. Just some words from the wise Jude in Oregon. ( Who loves you both)
Another awesome cast!♥️☮️
Best part of my week is watching your show. Love both of you's 😂
I like sebastian's comedy, but Pete is funnier and quicker than sebastian. His humor is so relatable, his wit is so sharp. I wish he was more well known.
Sebastian did you pledge the slide in Mexico?
The most dangerous job in the world is being an air traffic controller. lol!
Sebastian, I’m 60. Had kids late. Ones 22 ones 18, both in college. You have to be militant until they graduate high school. Then you can relax.
Listen to the last podcast where he talks about coming off the road and being just that "Strict" "Militant".
Keep teaching them with no devices at the table. Let them enjoy in the moment. Nowadays you see parents the whole family on their cell phones at a table at a restaurant which is very pathetic the direction this world is going. Teaching them to enjoy the moment in conversation for this next generation is key to their happiness for the future❤
Absolutely !
Sebastian is doing the right thing
Parenting is a very stressful job 24/7 and who knows the correct answer to every
Seb is slowing turning into a pink robed Ace Rothstein from Casino lol
I want Sebastian and Bill Burr to have a conversation one day. Both titan comics, both newish into fatherhood, both have a first born daughter and a second born son
They were neighbors before seb took up comedy
They met maybe 20 years ago as neighbors in LA and Sebastian mentioned that him and Lana had dinner with the Burrs a few years ago. I knew too much about bill, Pete and Sebastian 😂
Hexagon toenail. 😂
😂 I am dying. My husband hates feet. Need to send him this.
One of the all time best casts.
Pete, your lighting makes you look like a Geisha.
Netflix at the dinner table - the ultimate babysitter to give you free time.
Pete, you gotta get a pedicure. Listen. I’ll wear sneakers right up to the pool then I’ll whip ‘em off 😅
Great cast 💯
@32:22" we slid right into korn hole " when we were kids that had a hole other meaning.
spitting on the tourists drinks is part of the Mexican hospitality.
Pro move: use baby clippers on your toes they’re smaller and you can get a more precise cut/get rid of the boxiness