The Pete & Sebastian Show - Episode 505 (Full Episode)
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- Опубликовано: 14 июн 2022
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Pete I love the advice that you gave to Sebastian about letting kids be kids. You’re so wise and funny as well😎
I love hearing about Sadie & Pete!! Jackie must be constantly scolding those two😂😂💜 I love it!!
I l Love when Pete like yells at her like Jackie I’m doing the cast stop vacuuming… Like hitting a broomstick on the fucking ceiling of the room he’s in so she could hear it it’s so funny it’s so real
Pete - You are 1 of my favorite people on the planet. I am always hysterical listening to you.😄
Pete is so wholesome. He’s so happy just to be there and be invited.
Pete you are so right on. So many factors are considered in music. The passion, personality, style and drive are all considered.
I love how Sebastian can take a small detail and just expand it into a whole scenario..brilliant. I love this type of comedy
My entire body hurts from all the laughing! When Pete said “that’s 80 and up” I lost it, and when Sebastian said he put on a blanket, I almost gasped for air from all the laughing! You guys are THE BEST! Keep up the great work! And Sebastian, listen to Pete about how naps work, he is right! :-)
Sebastian, Naps are the best thing to revive you. We call them cat naps. I use to go in the break room at work, get in the recliner and wake up twenty minutes later so refreshed and focused. It puts you in a great mood and your day goes smooth. My father also slept with the newspaper on him like a blanket.
"It's not a dance at Ryker's Island, Guy" 😆
Nothing is funnier than Pete making Sebastian crack up! Fun cast! ♥️☮️
Meh.....
I like the way Pete calls Bocelli "Pachelli"
great idea Sebastian get the 11 year old to open for you, because you are a family man your audience would go nuts for that and love you for supporting him, even the 7 yr old natural
Sebastian is LA showbiz, Pete is a regular dad who happens to be a comic. They balance each other out, but I love how down to earth Pete is. He’s more relatable because Sebastian hangs with celebs and is so filthy rich at this point. Love them both, can’t miss an episode.
Funny story, I decided to go see Sebastian‘s show last minute morning of Santa Barbara. I was by myself thought I would have nosebleed seats. I ended up sitting right next to Lana… I could reach out and touch Sebastian… Sometimes the surprises Are the best…
Is Lana attentive to the performance and react to it even though she's heard the act many times?
WOW that's quite the story... what a treat to get good seats.
Wow 👌🏾
Haha I'm pretty sure if you reached out and" touched" Sebastian you might have gotten a beat down from Lana LOL
Same thing happened to me for Phish Concer...awesome. Apparently the seats at box office you can get very lucky. Congrats!
My dad used to have us read the books to him, i think it helped me become a booklover! I forget how old S. is. I love how Pete get Sebastian laughing, full mouth open and leaning back. Can see he is laughing so hard and it's genuine.
And they're back.... classic Pete and Sebastian.
I would love to have Pete as a neighbor or a relative, just having him around to make me laugh!! 😂
Dude he's not going to do that for you his neighbor. What you want is him as a FRIEND
I would love to be Pete's friend! He's pure gold. If I had two friends that were having parties on the same day and one was down to earth and "normal" and the other was over the top showing off how much money they have, the "normal" one would win every time for me.
@@maryhoppenworth2501 Agree with you completely!👍
You two are so hilarious!! I'm laughing so hard. We need more shows, keep them coming, plz
I've been binging on old casts bc I'm tired of all the other crap I watch (ie how the world is ending every day, etc). All casts all day every day. It's the best.
Omg me too!!!!! 🥂
Yo Pete you have one of the funniest stand up shows I seen.
he really does
Never seen but can imagine
I agree
Which one?
'For Pete"s Sake' is one.
Pete you did it perfectly!!! You gave the old ladies a thrill!!!
😆
"If I could get a physical everyday, I would" 🤣🤣
Yannis Pappas special 10/10
I'm gonna check it out now
Pete RULED this Cast...he needs a NETFLIX SPECIAL!
I'm always amazed how these guys take a normal everyday occurrence and turn it into a hysterical riot.
🤣🤣
Billy’s band makes the show. They’ve been together for decades. Crystal Taliefero is the best. She plays everything, sings backup and Mark Rivera as well. I love that he’s done 80 shows at the garden but never repeats the same set.
I’m still taking naps pretty much my whole life even when I was raising my kids and I’ll be 60 years old in August! Full blanket and in bed, nice cool air! 😂😂😂
"don't even let em sniff fresh air"😄
Pete you are the best!
Pete is REAL!!! Sebastian is losing touch with reality… he is a bit tooo much on how he views life!
GREAT Cast! I loved the idea of the 11 year old pianist opening for Sebastian! I saw the vid on Patreon and that kid has an enormous future! DO it, Sebastian!
One of the best ones in awhile! They’re all good, but belly laughed this whole episode! Thanks from Kansas!!
Man Sebastian is getting more and more out of touch each episode 😂
i totally agree !!!! PETE keeps it real!!!
Pete! I thought I was the only one with indoor only shoes! Haha!
Film composers I would argue are the new Mozart’s. John Williams and Hans Zimmer are 2 examples that are played by serious orchestras all around the world. Hans Zimmer tours with his own band and it’s incredible.
You are both the best! Thank you for your casts!
Thank you for the suggestion to watch the Yannis Pappas special! So funny!!!
Love and look forward to the podcast every week!
Was hilarious
YES! I agree with you Pete! Great example of using Taylor Swift as an example. Remember, there is always someone better than you in everything you do. Sebastian, take what you and Pete do. You are both comedians,, BUT there is always someone better, more excellent. So you really shouldn't discourage your daughter. I agree with Pete, not everyone picks up things quickly, and it doesn't mean that you can't be a success because you aren't the best. Nobody is the best...its never ending...someone will always be better than you and worse than you. Great advice Pete!
Would be real treat to see the cast go on the road for a tour. Nothing fancy, one table on stage, pete and sebastian riffing for the audience for 60 minutes, and maybe getting the audience involved. Tickets would sell like hotcakes, especially if a meet and greet is involved for VIP tickets.
Yup 20 min power naps are the bomb, you will feel like you get 2 good days in one. A lot of the great minds including Einstein took naps!
I was cracking up! All the stuff about napping was so funny. Thank you!
It's a shame Sébastien doesn't do more 4 pete success..sure he does the cast which is great, however I feel Pete's so underrated and if your as successful as Sébastien you have the connections JS...have him open or something...if feel he flaunts his wealth which is on different very level then Pete's..
Sebastian is so spoiled and pompous- come on man let Pete have this B. Joel moment
I don't know where you people get this from I mean yes he does get a little bit pompous here and there but they like each other people hello they don't care you do
Its just how Sebastian acts, like he's so superior & spoiled, first thing I'd want to know is where my seats are? . Pete is stoked, he is SO excited how he surprised his daughter, then sabastian has to deflate his big birthday surprise with, the gifts not good enough if the seats aren't in the privileged section. It just seems sabastian needs constant validation, always one upping.. another for instance, Pete made his little podcast studio, So sabastian hired architects to redo his new podcast room.. I've just noticed over the years how money has changed him.. I love them both, don't get me wrong. I think Pete's an amazing stand up guy because he never takes offense, he rolls with every braggadocious story Sabastian tells.
People with photogenic memories are sooooo lucky.
Being at the top of the game and being a standout isn’t always the goal. What about personal accomplishment, self discipline confidence and satisfaction that comes from perseverance?
Appreciate the shout out!
Pete using 🪟 window weights to exercise 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 lol you both were halarious
PHOTOGENIC MEMORY 🤣🤣🤣
I can’t believe i had a flash back when you told the story about the car game I played it with my kids fun memories. Love u guys
Wow 505 episodes! Seems like yesterday Pete was hiding strollers in the apartment building. Thanks for yet another great cast!
I remember that lol
Just wanna congratulate Pete on turning his microphone on this time around haha
Idk, I liked "underwater Pete"..
So enjoyable! Thank you two!
Give Sebastian a coffee before the show so not to fall asleep already.
Petes 100% right about being the whole package thing and about the talent levels. ESPECIALLY and mainly in the entertainment industry. That 11 year old expert piano player will likely never be a chart topping musician or have a top 100 YT channel or something. And as Pete said, especially these days....theres way more factors than skill level. I mean Sebastion should be able to know that from all the hacks in LA that have found success, even particularly in his own field. There has never been more unfunny, successful and known comics in history like there is right now. Especially ppl that come from money, if you have the luxury to afford to be able to just throw countless shit at the wall until SOMETHING sticks (and lets not kid ourselves, thats most "celebs" and shit compared to the ones that really came from nothing), you'll be able to find success of some kind these days over way more "deserving" ppl.
Pete I love your attitude!!!! Sebastian is too snooty!!!!! Sebastian will not ever be totally happy!!!!!
So true - Sebastian is a perfectionist mostly about other people - he needs to humble himself or God is going to do it for him - don't worry we love u Sebastian
Those ladies are "Exercise Role Players" enlisted by the community watch stalkers to try & interrupt your serenity! (Or it's just a coincidence right in front of ur domain, for years now; as SM said)
Love the sharing moments of your life. And how you deliver it … no fakeness here Priceless and yes not every moment is a moment but the cast is always always a moment Does not get old
Ooooooo, luv the idea of the kids opening for you! That would mean so much to the kids. Do it !!!! Great idea. You guys are the best!
For charity not profit would be better
“That’s what she gets to wake up to? Winna winna chicken dinna”. Omg I think I pissed a little lmfao!!
@13:10 LMFAO, I thought I was the only one that had just "house shoes (sneakers) that never leave the house"
My favorite guys, I am a little late ! Better late than never 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍👍❤
Yes, Pete is funny 🤣
Hilarious as usual. Thank You!!
Sebastian's casual "remote grab" was a Niceee touchhh 👏
Nap discussion is hilarious! Hey, about physicals twice a year. . . . . insurance doesn't cover twice a year, for us. . . .
I thought sabastian was the bougie one but Pete with his indoors sneakers took it to another level.
OMG Pete you're killing me 😂😂
Your gas station bathroom skit was hilarious
Another great one 👍🏻
Fabulous tough day today you guys cheered me up.
Pete you are the best. You really appreciate the little things. Very east coast. You’re sooo funny. Seb needs to come down a notch or two. Enjoy life. It’s short.
Indoor and outdoor shoes very cool. Makes good sense.
Sebastian cares where your free seat is.
once again watching this at work and crying its so funny!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!
The exercise discussion... Hilarious and legit!
My kids are 47 and 45 and yes you will miss that you didn't enjoy the moments, even the boring ones.
This was the funniest cast I've listened too🤣🤣🤣
Thank you Pete and Sebastian for bringing me so much JOY back into my Life. My Father in Heaven knows and loves me so much I Prayed for People who are positive and understand my sense of Humor . Pete I know I live for this show the best show that will not only educate you on Life and young people take notes on how to be Parents. Pete and Sebastian you always make me CRY when you share you dad stories. My Father was funny and adored my Mom. Being Mexican was the icing on the Cake. Thanks Jackie and Lana for being the coolest and most beautiful wives and moms on the Planet. YOLI from California
love the cast
We love you Pete! Love you Sebastian!🤗💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
Awesome hang guys..🫶🏼😂🙌🏼
Pete! Read Robert Greene, “Laws of Human Nature.” It will blow your mind since you are a reader. It would be great to hear your perspective and Sebastian’s response. LMAO.
"winner winner chicken dinner, guy"
🤣
Yeah what is with u Sebastian - u were great on stage from day one?
Love the caste!!!
Dude looks like he’s been fasting for 7 years
All I have to say is...... We KNOW now why those ladies will be Back a 6:03 AM , and they will have multiplied !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We are with you , Pete !!!!!!!!!! Thank you as Always ~ Hillllllarious !
You got that right Pete winner winner chicken 🐓🍗 dinner yeah baby!!! 👍
My instinct was to side w Mani on the success exhibiting at an early age, but it’s true what Pete said. I often hear from other comedy podcasts, from the start, many comedians thought Sebastian was not going to be a success. But he improved, and was an enormous success, obviously. So SM isn’t the best sample for his own argument
Surprised Sebastian doesn’t know Florentine
"JUST GET DA FUCK BACK INSIDE" this is not a moment. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jim Florentine is HALARIOUS!!!! Get him on the show as a guest!
Wow, good luck with Sebastian's career. Yeah.
GOAT HAIR BLANKET 🤣🤣🤣
A dance at rikers island 😂😂
Pete I know you work mainly back east, but please try to make it out here to Las Vegas. I'd love to see one of your shows.
Keep up the good work brotha 🤙🏽
or you know, you could always make your way out there
@@nunyabizwacks6711 I realize that's an option. However, it not a feasible option for me at the moment.
Sorry but Sebastian's high-pitched laugh could crack a windshield! 😱😭🤣
Other than that it's a great show👍
You guys CRACK ME UP here's my experience about 'POWER NAPPING' LOL as a female I even learned to nap BETWEEN labor pain contractions - then as a mother of 3 ANY quiet peacefulness OVER 7 1/2 minutes was GOLD and I built up from there... and here's one of my parental BLESSINGS - my youngest son would stop playing and announce that he was READY for a nap on his own
Pete- I saw you @MSG/Billy Joel concert the other night/wasn’t it the BEST?!!!!!!!
Pete is sooo funny
12:15 PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY
LMAO @ Nike diapers......hahahaha
Pete is 100% correct !
Great cast, guys! Yeah, Pete's mic this time was on point and clear. Sebastian's response to Pete about how often our leader gets his physical had me roaring; I think I woke up my whole block, ha ha ha! Pete mentioned the Instagram guy Meals by Cug. I'm almost positive I saw Sebastian and Cug and another Instagram star Lil Mo Mozarella appear in a small video clip segment together a few weeks ago. Keep up the great work, gents. You're keeping us happy and healthy.