The Pete & Sebastian Show - Episode 506 (Full Episode)

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  • Опубликовано: 21 июн 2022
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  • @philmakris8507
    @philmakris8507 2 года назад +41

    " Daddy don't make sprinkle cake" "you gotta get out of L.A." lmao

    • @angiegonzalez52311
      @angiegonzalez52311 2 года назад +3

      I played that part twice it was so funny 😂 i don’t do that son

  • @philmakris8507
    @philmakris8507 2 года назад +85

    Lmao. Seb likes the simple things to do with the kids. You know like renting and setting up an amusement park in the backyard around the custom pizza oven with hired bartenders and chefs. You know like everybody.

    • @meganbrown7484
      @meganbrown7484 2 года назад +5

      Yea, but that's only on the weekends lol! The grocery store trips must be a weekday thing?

    • @rachellicee2380
      @rachellicee2380 2 года назад +5

      @Sara Mill She's actually very creative . :D Her bday cake was great. I think the black and white mind control programming motif came with the 22 million dollar house from Gwen Stephanie??

    • @brooklyn7722
      @brooklyn7722 2 года назад +8

      That's right jealous people, Sebastian is blessed.

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 2 года назад +3

      Simplify - Albert Einstein

    • @rvj663
      @rvj663 2 года назад

      😂

  • @calistafalcontail
    @calistafalcontail 2 года назад +10

    To sum it up: Lana has a very privileged, spoiled background where everyone was pampered and she might not be arrogant or anything, but she for sure will make her kids soft, cause she thinks all this extra stuff is normal😆Sebastian cant fathom some of these things cause his family was winging it the way most of us did.

  • @find127
    @find127 2 года назад +17

    28:47 “bro I’ll end this podcast right now”
    Gotta love Pete 😂

  • @000_x9
    @000_x9 2 года назад +12

    I'm so with Pete on this cake thing.

  • @ginabrown4463
    @ginabrown4463 2 года назад +8

    I just watched "Aren't you embarrassed" ? LOLOUD......I needed that today 😭

  • @jppop6359
    @jppop6359 2 года назад +8

    Love when I hear my ring, and I look at phone and see this notification.

  • @ckelseya
    @ckelseya 2 года назад +18

    I’ve had a really hard year so far and these guys are the break I’ve consistently needed and looked forward to. Y’all are soul refreshing - sorry if that’s too deep but it’s true LMAO

    • @christinacordi448
      @christinacordi448 8 месяцев назад +1

      Same here!!! Not a good year, but I hear myself laughing out loud with these 2 guys. Love them and love the CAST…. GREAT TOGETHER!!!!

  • @teacherreadtous4273
    @teacherreadtous4273 2 года назад +4

    Fruit cart guy, balloon artist, corn dog & fries guy, reptile petting zoo & 2 bouncy houses, fancy cake = low key kid’s party 🤣 More like Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous, Kids Edition 💵💵💵. His kids hit the jackpot! 🍀 So lucky to have him as a dad!!

    • @jbacker1190
      @jbacker1190 2 года назад +2

      Shit's a little bouncy, and I ain't talkin 'bout the houses...

  • @corynorell3686
    @corynorell3686 2 года назад +15

    The day always gets better when The Cast drops, regardless of how good or bad it was beforehand.

  • @mariegerig8377
    @mariegerig8377 2 года назад +5

    We played alone. Had lots of imagination. We occupied ourselves. Lol

  • @rayannez6228
    @rayannez6228 2 года назад +9

    Oh boy, did you guys make me feel better right off the bat. I’m a mom of three, grandma of seven, and have a great-grandchild on the way…I love them all desperately and would give them my Starbucks card, the rings off my fingers and earrings out of my ears (which I’ve done)…but ask me to get on the floor and play a game, play with Barbie’s or cars, or do an art project…I think I’d rather stick needles in my eyes. I’ve felt guilty about this for years, but not anymore! Thank you so much. Let the ones who enjoy that stuff do it. 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @marybethodea6024
      @marybethodea6024 2 года назад +1

      I’d pay to listen to you join them on the cast regarding this subject. As a mother of 4 and grandmother of 3, you are preaching to the choir, sista!😂

    • @rayannez6228
      @rayannez6228 2 года назад +4

      @@marybethodea6024 Thank you! I bet you and I would have a great time together! My favorite things to do with my grandkids is watch a movie, have them brush my hair, and take 2 hour naps with them. 🤦‍♀️😂 But I have a wicked sense of humor and I tend to be their favorite grandparent. I feel no guilt. I also say the odd bad word… 🤭

    • @deew7014
      @deew7014 2 года назад +2

      I totally agree 🤣 same here

  • @joannecleary249
    @joannecleary249 2 года назад +4

    Another great cast! My daughters always know when I am watching because I am laughing so much! Hilarious one today!

  • @jbs7091
    @jbs7091 2 года назад +7

    Pete you are do in tune with the real things that are important. Introducing your daughter to real music and the history that you know behind these artists. You are a true writer. I appreciate you.

  • @slf5141
    @slf5141 2 года назад +3

    Art room?? lol .. so true.. clear the kitchen table... 🤣🤣

  • @joeyd7728
    @joeyd7728 2 года назад +19

    Gold, absolute gold.. 15 min in, pissing my f’n pants! I’m saving the rest for work tomorrow. It’s like you guys are on FaceTime and forget you have an audience. It’s absolutely PRICELESS! Rochester NY!

  • @running-with-scissors664
    @running-with-scissors664 2 года назад +7

    Pete. We as Native New Yorkers grew up with his music. Love Billy! I was fortunate enough to see Elton & Billy live in Ft. Lauderdale early 2000. I have to say it was one of the BEST concerts I've been to. Both Men are musical geniuses!!!

  • @jbacker1190
    @jbacker1190 2 года назад +3

    Pete with the "checkmate" statement of The Cast:
    "Dude, you gotta get outta LA."

  • @T-2-the-ori
    @T-2-the-ori 2 года назад +16

    Yes! getting a notification that another episode of pete and sebastian has dropped turns my entire mood around! That feeling needs to be captured and put into a pill for an antidepressant! You guys never disappoint♥️

  • @nolyssa
    @nolyssa 2 года назад +8

    Isn't there an episode, from years ago, where Sebastian makes fun of people getting petting zoos for their kids parties??? Haha

  • @katharineneadow6520
    @katharineneadow6520 2 года назад +11

    I so needed this break today. Thanks for taking the time to make this cast happen!

  • @TCDTexperience
    @TCDTexperience 2 года назад +4

    Pete has me absolutely hooked on ol Billy Joel ! 🔥 🇮🇹 🤌

  • @sissysix6966
    @sissysix6966 2 года назад +2

    Sebastian has “to get into this guy a little more.” What guy? It’s Billy Joel man!!

  • @divineappointments7797
    @divineappointments7797 2 года назад +3

    Pretty sure we just witnessed Pete's beard grow 1/4 inch... "Ya gotta get out of L.A., guy"

  • @claytonlanier9088
    @claytonlanier9088 2 года назад +2

    "Daddy don't make sprinkle cakes" Gotta love Petey

  • @Jelena.Mrksic
    @Jelena.Mrksic 2 года назад +7

    Oooohhh Seb pulled a cash move like his Dad! 🤣🤣🤣 What if I pay cash do I get a discount on the petting zoo. Omg I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣 Pete with his stories, love it! You two are simply the best!

  • @donnahughes8575
    @donnahughes8575 2 года назад +2

    1950’s Moms would say “Go out and play… come home for lunch when you hear the noon whistle!” We played in a prairie, near the steel mills on the East Side of Chicago… respect for union labor, b/c the air was so polluted, the workers didn’t live past 50’s.

  • @elagace03
    @elagace03 2 года назад +3

    Pete is fucking hilarious! These two together bouncing jokes off each other is pure gold. Make sure the cameras on!

  • @luisjimenez4986
    @luisjimenez4986 2 года назад +10

    Holy cow! These are amazing! I had no idea they were on RUclips!
    I would always watch your clips on Facebook, happy I can watch it all here!

  • @juliecorr970
    @juliecorr970 2 года назад +3

    Cannot believe Sebastian does not no Billy Joel songs! Holy shit.😂😂🎤

  • @vickieristau6934
    @vickieristau6934 2 года назад +5

    Love you guys always. I work at the DMV here in Michigan. I look up and a young man had a The Cast shirt on. I say "Is that a Cast Tshirt??" And he goes yeah..and I yell out Peeeteeeeaayy! I need to get one dammit

  • @mrkickback2010
    @mrkickback2010 2 года назад +5

    Sabastian. Every 1st Saturday of month. Home depot reserves area of parking lot for kids to build something. Kids get an orange home depot apron. They write their name on apron. Beautiful. Budda bing budda boom.

  • @AnasCorner
    @AnasCorner 2 года назад +7

    I love Pete so much. He’s so awesome and such a well rounded guy.

  • @deblewandowski5876
    @deblewandowski5876 2 года назад +1

    I just listened to Mike DelGuidice sing Nessun Dorma..AMAZING!!

  • @gia1827
    @gia1827 2 года назад +12

    Pete and Sebastian needs to star in a buddy animation as some type of animal, it would be hilarious! I get 5% for the idea Lol

    • @hs-qk9qf
      @hs-qk9qf 2 года назад

      oh sweetie they said that idea last year in a previous cast already!😁

    • @gia1827
      @gia1827 2 года назад +1

      @@hs-qk9qf I’ve said it before also, just trying to speak it into existence, thanks darlin’

    • @hs-qk9qf
      @hs-qk9qf 2 года назад

      @@gia1827 😁

  • @stevemarchysen9950
    @stevemarchysen9950 2 года назад +3

    Pete, I've been listening to the cast for a few months now, you're killin it, too funny!

  • @amyjojohnson1158
    @amyjojohnson1158 8 месяцев назад +1

    My Italian Mom would have said “you want to paint? Here’s a paint brush to paint the house!!”

  • @dreday3555
    @dreday3555 2 года назад +6

    You guys are always giving Pete the praise which yeah he has deserved, but Sebastian had me dying in this episode 😂😂😂🤣

  • @elwow72
    @elwow72 11 месяцев назад

    Saw Billy in Chicago a couple of years ago. Had the same ticket situation. Best behind-the-stage ticket ever! Yes! He’s a rock and roll legend!

  • @philmakris8507
    @philmakris8507 2 года назад +3

    Bad move Seb putting down David Lee Roth and equating Van Hagar with Van Halen

  • @silverowlthrifter
    @silverowlthrifter 2 года назад +1

    Nessun Dorma is the opera song you are trying to remember. So amazing!

  • @brautigan81
    @brautigan81 2 года назад +1

    The pool tile thing at the end reminded me of one of my favorite bits in Sebastian’s stand-up about people getting samples of stuff, like frozen yogurt. “I got the Green Tea, if I don’t like it, YEAH, I FUCKED UP.”

  • @blatchford11
    @blatchford11 2 года назад +2

    Good cast fellas. Respect.

  • @mobdramaIL
    @mobdramaIL 2 года назад +2

    I watch this on my way home from work and scream THE CAAASSSTT all the way home

  • @1maripaul
    @1maripaul 2 года назад +4

    Hell yea! Just when I'm reading today's news & see the CDC says Florida has a meningitis outbreak, the largest ever in history and also North Korea has an epidemic of some intestinal sickness after having covid...I can't take it so I turn it off and BAM the guys are back baby!!! Just when i NEED laughter! Ty Pete & Sebastian

  • @janiebrossmann1178
    @janiebrossmann1178 2 года назад

    Omg I swear this is the best part of my day as I binge watch your podcasts 😂😂Thank you Pete and Sebastian ❤️

  • @andrewwilson5266
    @andrewwilson5266 2 года назад

    These podcasts are unlike any other I've seen. Just entertaining from start to finish. These 2 are a riot

  • @anneverna1792
    @anneverna1792 2 года назад +2

    i was late for my sciense class in nineth grade my punishment was i had to sit in a special ed class and glue macaroni on paper lol

  • @sandymadrid68
    @sandymadrid68 2 года назад

    Loved this episode!! Thanks guys!

  • @biancadistefano7612
    @biancadistefano7612 2 года назад +2

    Freakin A...... right on time! Been so stressed with this hot weather in Wisconsin I'm so happy to see this show!😁

  • @mrnjo7
    @mrnjo7 2 года назад

    Fantastic hour of enjoyment with weekly storys ! Thank you for the privilege my dear friends ! Loved it !

  • @seekonlytruth1831
    @seekonlytruth1831 2 года назад +1

    having money must be ruff 😂

  • @Jo_spice_blackwood
    @Jo_spice_blackwood 2 года назад +2

    Balloon 🎈 art.. Pete " what do you Want a flower or s f*%k** sword?".. very funny subtle sarcasm
    Pete I saw you in a movie with that line!

  • @mariegerig8377
    @mariegerig8377 2 года назад +2

    I love your show. Great conversations.

  • @marcydow9580
    @marcydow9580 2 года назад +1

    LMAO - I don't have kids, but I loved doing arts and crafts as a nanny. And Summer vacation.
    Now I get to do arts & crafts with my best friend's grandkids. Awesome, Pete, to share that concert with your daughter & wife.

  • @raptorsfanboy
    @raptorsfanboy 2 года назад +2

    Exceptional cast

  • @holymolar
    @holymolar 11 месяцев назад

    Rolling on the floor over sprinkle cake episode, pure hilarious.

  • @okayboomernyc
    @okayboomernyc 2 года назад +2

    Oh Yeah, we use to throw our books in the street trash can the last day of school - I forgot about that.

  • @mariawelsh3190
    @mariawelsh3190 2 года назад

    I remember Lincoln Logs!!🤣

  • @catherinekittykat
    @catherinekittykat 2 года назад

    Lots of tummy cramps from laughing...Pheeeeewww! Thanks for the workout!

  • @mariamendoza4773
    @mariamendoza4773 2 года назад +2

    Yay my Awesome Soul's are on!much needed this🙋‍♀️🙃😎Happy Summer ☀️

  • @debbiebasquit0728
    @debbiebasquit0728 2 года назад

    As always love love love you guys!😆💕💕

  • @Petestakes
    @Petestakes 2 года назад

    Glad I found this channel, you guys are hilarious

  • @brooklyn7722
    @brooklyn7722 2 года назад

    You guys are something else !
    Great video

  • @katrinac469
    @katrinac469 2 года назад

    You both have me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bettyboop1577
    @bettyboop1577 2 года назад +1

    Another banger! Thanks Gentz 💜

  • @pixiedust817
    @pixiedust817 2 года назад +3

    ACDC is hard rock, Billy Joel is rock and roll Michael Jackson is pop

  • @yourmum5895
    @yourmum5895 2 года назад

    This cast is awesome. love from Scotland.

  • @Alexandra-qh5bw
    @Alexandra-qh5bw 2 года назад

    “You’re very scary, Bill You don’t even know how to smile!”🤣🤣🤣

  • @lynnglynn721
    @lynnglynn721 2 года назад

    Lovin" it!!!!! Thanks guys.

  • @henriettenelson2526
    @henriettenelson2526 2 года назад +3

    Pete is soooooooooooo intelligent. sebastian should try reading!!!!!!

    • @judygrancich3756
      @judygrancich3756 2 года назад

      They are "both" with it. Sebastian is obviously doing OK for himself.

  • @barbaramascaro6899
    @barbaramascaro6899 2 года назад +1

    See you in Phoenix, Pete! Can't wait! 👍👏 Thanks for the laughs tonight, always a pleasure...🤗☺️💕

  • @jessl1962
    @jessl1962 2 года назад +3

    don't know if you lads know the full scope of your demo... but let's just say it includes Toronto lesbians! (Pete, you're so close to Toronto... please do standup here!!!) Cheers to you both for bringin' the class in the form of a masterclass every week! Thanks for your many hours of entertainment - it is SO appreciated!

    • @immortaltyger1569
      @immortaltyger1569 2 года назад +1

      If that's the case, Toronto must have some cool lesbians if they appreciate these two.

  • @mariegerig8377
    @mariegerig8377 2 года назад +1

    That’s the whole fun of the party also. After cake open presents. Kids enjoy letting friends see what they got. It’s exciting.

  • @epel4416
    @epel4416 2 года назад +2

    I’d rather clean the bathroom than play a board game w my kids.

  • @lr2075
    @lr2075 2 года назад

    spend a weekend with the tiles? Let's start swimming 🏊‍♂️🏊‍♀️🏊 🤣

  • @miriamkocevar9286
    @miriamkocevar9286 2 года назад

    Great cast,as always.

  • @MolesPerLiter
    @MolesPerLiter 2 года назад

    Best cast yet boys lovin it

  • @mariawelsh3190
    @mariawelsh3190 2 года назад

    I cant believe their talking music!! Yes!! This is so cool! Guys your on a roll!! 💜👏🤗💜🙌💜🙌💜🙌

  • @sithebugguy3193
    @sithebugguy3193 2 года назад

    37:19 poor snake face! Pete you kill me bro

  • @johnpeterson2335
    @johnpeterson2335 2 года назад +1

    Pete is a real one haha

  • @agall1013
    @agall1013 Год назад

    You guys are so honest it’s heartening. ❤️ every time they play a game you guys don’t have to play too.

  • @ivy_caine5302
    @ivy_caine5302 2 года назад +1

    He’s a legend 😂😂😂

  • @kimberlybrown4398
    @kimberlybrown4398 2 года назад

    We saw Billy Joel at the Great American Ballpark in Cincinnati. The man packed the entire stadium. What a show!!!

  • @mygirl1129
    @mygirl1129 2 года назад +3

    I may be a lil late but just wanted to make this statement - you know these two are god sends, right? 😚☺️😌 🤩😂🤣 💜💜💜

  • @Brandon-sw5ob
    @Brandon-sw5ob 2 года назад

    That would be pretty epic Sebastian compliant out right at the crescendo of Nessun Dorma where he's singing I will I will win I will be victorious

  • @brooklyn7722
    @brooklyn7722 2 года назад

    The cash conversation was hilarious,
    but so true.

  • @KateKaden
    @KateKaden 2 года назад

    I LOVE YOUR SHOWS!!!! Thanks for the laughs!

  • @eddiegold6530
    @eddiegold6530 2 года назад

    Always a good laugh!

  • @Whatever-sh5pp
    @Whatever-sh5pp 2 года назад

    Uptown girl was actually written about Elle. She lived with him in NYC and that’s actually how he met Christie. It was Elle he met first on the island. Read his book, it’s really good. He wrote always a woman about his first wife and manager who when he first sang it to commented “I hope I’m getting the royalties off this”.

  • @micheleczawursky620
    @micheleczawursky620 2 года назад

    I was at the Billy Joel concert too! It was also one of the best nights of my life! Billy gets better with age! THE BEST!!!

  • @hrollins11
    @hrollins11 Год назад

    So freaking funny. Pls never stop!!!!

  • @youtoo2171
    @youtoo2171 2 года назад +2

    Who ready to die laughing ?😂

  • @ananelmorrow802
    @ananelmorrow802 2 года назад

    You guys are too funny!

  • @Nicole-not-Nichole
    @Nicole-not-Nichole 2 года назад

    😂😂😂The whole thing… just…😂😂😂😂!

  • @janinejohnson1898
    @janinejohnson1898 2 года назад

    Fun cast! So funny!
    ♥️☮️

  • @aldonco
    @aldonco 2 года назад +1

    You guys crack me up like we are in the room with you. Especially since we are around the same age.

  • @cu4wur6023
    @cu4wur6023 Год назад

    Love watching you guys and having a good laugh. Brilliant ❤❤

  • @t-bagbagwell1327
    @t-bagbagwell1327 2 года назад

    Half of these stories will be on his comedy shows 🤣

  • @denisefazio6708
    @denisefazio6708 2 года назад

    I'm laughing harder than Sebastian. This is fabulous!