The Pete & Sebastian Show - Episode 508 (Full Episode)

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  • Опубликовано: 14 ноя 2024

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  • @akiprof
    @akiprof 2 года назад +34

    Best part of my week! I’ve been suffering with some very severe chronic pain the past weeks and, honest to God, this CAST and older episodes have been a saving grace for me. It’s the one thing I can always turn to to keep my mind off of my pain and gets me laughing. Pete and Sebastian, I’ve seen you both live and feel like you’re part of my family after all of these years. I absolutely love you both. Hugs thanks and hugs from Northern Minnesota!!! ❤️ See……..The Cast is changing lives! You can’t get that with other podcasts!!!

    • @fefetegs8994
      @fefetegs8994 2 года назад +2

      Feel better👏ditto I have fibro they are the best❤️

    • @anneverna1792
      @anneverna1792 2 года назад +1

      Pete and sebastian are such a breath of fresh air

    • @mamallamaandthelittles
      @mamallamaandthelittles Год назад +1

      Same here! I'm on month 5 waiting for surgery and just discovered these guys. Laughter is medicine!!

  • @lindacope528
    @lindacope528 2 года назад +7

    My dad had a heart attack when he was 69. The doctor told my sister and I to go in and tell him good-bye cause it didn't look good. We go in the operating room and lean over dad who is laying prostrate on the table. He's trying to say something. We lean in waiting to hear our dad's last words. He says, "Feed my dogs and lock the shop." (on the side, he lives for 28 more years. Sits at his desk and reads his 3 newpapers everyday. Keeps horses until he's 90. WWII vet, D-day three, all 5 major European battles.) I still hear him in my head. Everyday.

  • @mariawelsh3190
    @mariawelsh3190 2 года назад +14

    The worms come out, and the birds feed on my lawn. 😂😂😂 I love Pete man🤗

  • @Hforoooo
    @Hforoooo 2 года назад +16

    The cast is like a nice cup of tea ☕️ in the evening. Thanks guys!!

  • @joannap9554
    @joannap9554 2 года назад +24

    I NEEDED this laugh today more than any other day. Thank you both!! ❤️

  • @ridgecrestvarietyshow7324
    @ridgecrestvarietyshow7324 2 года назад +4

    So many good nuggets of conversation to comment on here!! Probably the best pod cast I've watched yet! BOOM! Keep on keeping on!!

  • @cathie9614
    @cathie9614 2 года назад +10

    Just got off work and turned on computer to see you uploaded a vid. My day is complete ty. ❤

  • @phylisingrassia296
    @phylisingrassia296 2 года назад +12

    So funny! Must be an Italian/Sicilian thing. My Dad has had heart attacks, quadruple…..
    since he was 35. While they were prepping him for a valve replacement at 70 yrs of age, he made me take notes of what needed to be done at work for that day. On his 80th birthday, he had a defibrillator installed and reluctantly retired. Just the other day, at 85 yrs old, he told me he missed working. He has more lives than a cat. Lol

  • @1maripaul
    @1maripaul 2 года назад +39

    The only time I know the my father missed work was when he had a stroke & even then at 80 years old he was working from the hospital bed & making nurses make calls & fax paperwork for him😂 He's 100 percent Italian, part Sicilian!!

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind 2 года назад

      When will they realize the fraud is IN the test? Every cold will test positive for the Boogey Virus. Anything to keep you in fear for your life. Get out of the cult!

    • @donate1sttt
      @donate1sttt 2 года назад

      Love the Italian man. Nothing compares 😁

    • @supersaiyanzero386
      @supersaiyanzero386 2 года назад +1

      Got a buddy (African American) had a major stroke at 78, and despite being retired on SSD and getting pension he stumbled back into his completely unnecessary job at Burger King, still suffering from global aphasia trying to take out the trash and clean lol. (He's still alive somehow at 82!)

    • @roastarena
      @roastarena 2 года назад

      >i99ii⁹iio>

  • @Kougs
    @Kougs 2 года назад +22

    Let’s do this! Can’t wait to hear another one of Pete’s movie suggestions, like Top Gun was a little slow and left the movie early, but he couldn’t stop watching the hallmark movie “A Very Country Christmas” haha

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 2 года назад +2

      I've never seen top gun or friends AND I'm keeping it like that! Life Is too short for BS!!!

    • @ckelseya
      @ckelseya 2 года назад +1

      I almost left the theatre too LOL ended up being the top 3 best movies I’ve ever seen!

  • @okidoki2479
    @okidoki2479 Год назад +1

    Pete: “Earth is like a rental car it dosent get better after every usage “
    The funniest bit ever 😂

  • @jessicaallen7415
    @jessicaallen7415 2 года назад +4

    The Cast today had me cracking up so much! Great as always. Side note: the library in my town stays open from 9am to 9pm. Lots of computers to use and to make copies for people that otherwise do not have access.

  • @Ruth_1_16
    @Ruth_1_16 2 года назад +7

    I’m already laughing my ass off and I’m only 2 minutes in !!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that’s Me--An over exaggerator

  • @TheMajor8478
    @TheMajor8478 2 года назад +6

    Right on, Pete plugged the mic in lol

  • @georgeabboud5255
    @georgeabboud5255 2 года назад +2

    “Lana gather the kids we all showering together tonight” 😂😂😂😂

  • @AD-eg9cw
    @AD-eg9cw 2 года назад +5

    It's 3:21 AM and I'm 4 hours away from home in a vacation "cottage" that has so many insects in it that they've been crawling on my body. I'm waiting for the sun to come up so I can pack and leave this hell. This show is keeping me sane right now. Thank you Pete and Sebastion.

    • @loving_lioness3518
      @loving_lioness3518 2 года назад +1

      LMFAO omg get outta there! That sucks. And yes it's 407am here and I'm wide awake and have to be up in 4 hours for work 😒

    • @loving_lioness3518
      @loving_lioness3518 2 года назад +1

      P.s. take video and pics and get a refund!

    • @AD-eg9cw
      @AD-eg9cw 2 года назад

      @@loving_lioness3518 Oh I got my ass out of there! It legitimately felt like I was in a horror movie.

    • @AD-eg9cw
      @AD-eg9cw 2 года назад

      @@loving_lioness3518 I got videos, pics, AND I kept the bodies! The property owner was trying to tell me I could've grabbed an earwig from outside and put it in the video, dumbest shit I've ever heard. I've got a sharp tongue, though and got a full refund AND an apology 😌

  • @tweettweet2457
    @tweettweet2457 2 года назад +2

    Top episode guys! My neighbour can hear me laughing!

  • @impressionsfromthegarden1915
    @impressionsfromthegarden1915 2 года назад +2

    “Can you at least water your lawn with Pacific Ocean water?”😂😂😂

  • @davidsnyder2000
    @davidsnyder2000 2 года назад +4

    OMG Sabastian and Pete laughing alone makes me laugh so hard my stomach hurts. These two are something else 😄❤️👍

    • @davidsnyder2000
      @davidsnyder2000 2 года назад

      And DAMN Sabastian on the great guess on the bicycle shop hours! How in the hell did you guess that so perfectly?! Amazing my friend…AMAZING!😄👍

  • @levarnichols5195
    @levarnichols5195 2 года назад +17

    been watching u guys since the beginning of the pandemic... you guys are incredible i have told 12 people about u at least.,and they all subscribed.

  • @bethennybreyelle5399
    @bethennybreyelle5399 2 года назад +5

    @43:13 Sebastian hittin' another level with the hours, unbelievable!! Love the show, gentlemen.

  • @rainedelaze708
    @rainedelaze708 2 года назад +3

    When Pete makes Sebastian genuinely smile I couldn’t find either of them more attractive. Funny people are sexy people. (like during the bike store hours when Pete laughs and Sebastian grins)

  • @okayboomernyc
    @okayboomernyc 2 года назад +3

    I got covid in end of February 2020 - worse flu I ever had - but I only got it once thus far. The best news is I went to the doctor this past week and the doctor said I am healthier than most 20 year olds he sees. I am in amazing health and I just turned 62 - so na na na na na na gen Z. healthy food exercise lots of rest, and lots of laughs will keep you going strong. I am the wealthiest woman in the world with great health. Health is everything.

  • @socialdistortion1428
    @socialdistortion1428 2 года назад +7

    In regards to your discussion on drought... What makes being lectured on "wasting" water even more annoying is in actuality the technology of desalination has actually been around since the 1950's and was invented in California. Globally, more than 300 million people have been getting their water from de-salination plants for years now

  • @sherrisilvestri2581
    @sherrisilvestri2581 Год назад +1

    Petey...plz never lose your enthusiasm. Priceless to us!

  • @mickeytorres693
    @mickeytorres693 2 года назад +3

    I pray the kids get well soon , Sebastian 🙏

  • @connieguenter5253
    @connieguenter5253 2 года назад +17

    I’ve had a near fatal car accident involving my son in March that took away most of my happiness but you are both springing it out of its cheer but I’m glad to say it’s coming back. Love you both 🤤 thank but

    • @loving_lioness3518
      @loving_lioness3518 2 года назад +1

      🙏

    • @starchamberlain
      @starchamberlain 2 года назад +1

      Sending you all the love and happiness from Kansas! These guys really do bring the funny!! ❤️

    • @donate1sttt
      @donate1sttt 2 года назад

      God bless you. He is in the arms of Heavenly Father. He will show you signs he is right beside you. His spirit has never left you. I'll pray for your family. I find such tremendous mood change by watching these two Italian men. Laugh 😃 nonstop
      😇😇😇😇😇😇😇
      Watching from Southern Iowa

  • @jancan2507
    @jancan2507 2 года назад +1

    I always enjoy the cast! So funny and so honest!
    Thanks guys

  • @katierusnak8712
    @katierusnak8712 2 года назад +3

    Literally perfect timing

  • @anndonahue1349
    @anndonahue1349 2 года назад

    Love it! “Earth is like a rental car” 😂

  • @kimberlyblair9185
    @kimberlyblair9185 Год назад +1

    You guys are priceless

  • @Jo_spice_blackwood
    @Jo_spice_blackwood 2 года назад +2

    Yes perfect timing.
    I've just been watching clips of Petes on RUclips

  • @mariamendoza4773
    @mariamendoza4773 2 года назад +3

    Healing prayers for the children for a quick Recovery 🙃

  • @UAR4400
    @UAR4400 29 дней назад

    “Earth is a rental car” LOL 😂

  • @alg54
    @alg54 2 года назад +2

    "Is she Amish guy?" hahahahahaha

  • @ujbecker
    @ujbecker 2 года назад +1

    Earth is like a rental car!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @christy42069
    @christy42069 2 года назад

    “When it’s gone, it’s gone.” 😂

  • @Shakshouka
    @Shakshouka 2 года назад

    “I take that and bring it here and make money off of it. Yeah so you can use more water” 😂 love you guys lmao 🤣

  • @TRJE114
    @TRJE114 2 года назад +1

    Sebastian Maniscalco is such a good storyteller.

  • @claytonphelps9911
    @claytonphelps9911 2 года назад +2

    Glad I found this, sweet bonus in my day

  • @frann.8879
    @frann.8879 2 года назад +3

    Great episode guys….makes my day when I get the notification that there’s a new episode of THE CAST!!!👏👏👏👏😁😁😁😁 Sebastian…I’m sorry to hear about your kids, I hope they feel better soon…Be safe, Be well ✌️✌️🥰🥰

  • @scottvandever2066
    @scottvandever2066 2 года назад +7

    I got Covid 6/27, my wife 7/3/22.. were 70 & 72. Seemed like heavy duty allergies. We’re good. 🙏🏻 for your kiddies.

    • @bobloblaw9791
      @bobloblaw9791 2 года назад

      My 80 year old momz got it. She had mild symptoms and is doing well.
      Nice recovery for you 2 as well. 🙏🏼

  • @kes1456
    @kes1456 2 года назад

    Love this cast! Even the old man assessment of when places should be open. I'm happy I'm not a college student where you live, haha.

  • @meaghansstory3409
    @meaghansstory3409 2 года назад +1

    I’m so glad I was told to watch you! You guys are great!!

  • @eastablished8663
    @eastablished8663 2 года назад +1

    Nailed the bicycle shop hours gents, that is actually what I do for work and my shop is 11-7 Monday-Friday and 9-5 Saturday and Sunday! So your weekend hours were a little short, gotta be open a little later for people who prefer to ride later in the day! Otherwise that was a great pod and I hope the kiddos kick the Vid quick!

  • @GeneBurnett
    @GeneBurnett 2 года назад

    That "treat the earth like a rental car" is an old Stanhope bit. ;~)

  • @erikjohnson7866
    @erikjohnson7866 2 года назад

    "Earth is like a rental car" Funniest comparison ever coming from Pete!! Love you guys! ☕️

  • @claytonlanier9088
    @claytonlanier9088 2 года назад

    "Earth is like a rental car!" Gotta love Pete 🤣

  • @randym.2628
    @randym.2628 2 года назад +3

    Love the cast !!!! Guys keep it coming !!!! 😅🤣😅

  • @silverowlthrifter
    @silverowlthrifter 2 года назад

    There’s a water shortage for that person 😂

  • @holdindownthefort8982
    @holdindownthefort8982 2 года назад +3

    So needed to laugh today!

  • @Enigmapoetry
    @Enigmapoetry 2 года назад +2

    Gold comedy thanks for the good laughs fellas!

  • @rapsure5096
    @rapsure5096 2 года назад +1

    Great stream. Thanks guys. BTW, I've had covid and for me it wasn't as bad as the flu. A friend of mine with two pre existing conditions was in the hospital for 5 months and lost her voice due to a trachea. Permanent voice loss. We really miss her voice, but are so glad she's still here. 💜

  • @Metch238
    @Metch238 Год назад

    The worms coming up out of the ground-like the movie "Ants".

  • @brizzybones7377
    @brizzybones7377 2 года назад +1

    I was just watching older ones cuz I had an inch for these two then I see on my subs that 20 seconds ago they uploaded let’s go lol

  • @ayylmao29
    @ayylmao29 2 года назад +3

    Sebastian sounds like he also caught covid

    • @patwilkins1589
      @patwilkins1589 2 года назад

      No he didn’t

    • @ayylmao29
      @ayylmao29 2 года назад +3

      @@patwilkins1589 next week he’ll say he tested positive lol he’s all nasally

  • @teacherreadtous4273
    @teacherreadtous4273 2 года назад +1

    Whenever we’d go to Chicago to visit relatives, I notice they all run the sink water 💦 tons while doing dishes, even running while cleaning off the kitchen counters. We turn it off constantly here in Vegas because we’re so dry and conservative with water. Lots of people get fake grass turf too. It never rains here. Same for California. It sucks, but so used to being super careful with water here.

    • @donnahughes8575
      @donnahughes8575 2 года назад +1

      My Cali cousins yell at me for leaving the water run while I brush my teeth out there, or wash the dishes….yes people, we 💓#LakeMichiganStraight #SweetHomeChicago

  • @beecampbell5903
    @beecampbell5903 2 года назад +1

    Love me some PETE!!!!!

  • @Metch238
    @Metch238 Год назад

    He's the security officer??!!! Bwahahaa! Spares are temporary and misalign a car.

  • @Ana-yy1mw
    @Ana-yy1mw 2 года назад

    These guys always made me laugh early in the morning.

  • @BJJ_Richie
    @BJJ_Richie 2 года назад

    What drought ?!?! I’ll run the slip and slide through the bbq then under lights!!!! Lmao !

  • @immortaltyger1569
    @immortaltyger1569 2 года назад +1

    Pete, the sound is great on your end this time, thanks! Sebastian, you're Dad sounds hardcore, I love it.

  • @leahlittleton6554
    @leahlittleton6554 2 года назад

    stock spaghetti!!!!! i am cracking up with you guys lol!!!!!!!!

  • @mat122100
    @mat122100 2 года назад +2

    Usually the key holder on duty or manager is counting down money to set the till on the registers and it's unsafe to have a customer in store during that process.

  • @sithebugguy3193
    @sithebugguy3193 2 года назад

    25:25 Pete, the HELL kinda WESTERNS r u watchin bro??? LOL

  • @moonchild9315
    @moonchild9315 2 года назад +3

    Perfect timing

  • @dtruth5769
    @dtruth5769 2 года назад

    If you and Burr go down theyll write a song for you....LMFAO

  • @timmielogan6510
    @timmielogan6510 2 года назад +1

    Much love and respect to you Sebastian! Pete's racist Covid comments are a turn off that contributes to Asian hate. Thanks for never playing into it Sebastian. You're a class act!

  • @atopermusic
    @atopermusic 2 года назад +1

    Happy birthday Sebastian!

  • @SolidMikeP
    @SolidMikeP 2 года назад +1

    Na...cant leave the water running when you are brushing ahahah

  • @brooklyn7722
    @brooklyn7722 2 года назад

    PETE, YOU ARE HILARIOUS !!!!
    You really had me going.

  • @9847187831
    @9847187831 2 года назад +8

    I was so excited to see Sebastian Maniscalco in Irishman.
    Even though his screen time was very short.

    • @JFairhart
      @JFairhart 2 года назад

      Sabastian nailed his character in that film. Very impressive performance. I think he would do well in a sitcom of his own someday. In fact, Pete could be a writer on his show!!!

    • @vedantshinde697
      @vedantshinde697 2 года назад +1

      I love the scene where he goes, "do we got a problem?"...Oscar winning performance right there

  • @juliecorr970
    @juliecorr970 2 года назад +1

    Love you guys!✌🏼🙌🏼

  • @silv_muttentertainment4989
    @silv_muttentertainment4989 2 года назад

    Two of my favorite comics love the both of yous guy's!!! Pete get back up on stage it feels like it's time for a new stand up special from you much love fellas

  • @amykristianandreason-georg5159
    @amykristianandreason-georg5159 2 года назад +1

    Should do an adult animation of their stories, would be hilarious

  • @audreyreese4968
    @audreyreese4968 6 месяцев назад

    I love Sebastian. We have the same family set up and he saved me for years. I’m so grateful or I would never have survived physical illness. Sab you are a gift from above . I repeat your skits everyday and laugh just as hard. Never ever leave us. Your Paisano

  • @sherrylynne8836
    @sherrylynne8836 2 года назад +1

    Sooooo fun you guys. Great Pod... one of the greats. Thank you. =)

  • @mariawelsh3190
    @mariawelsh3190 2 года назад +4

    4:30??!!! For a library???? Pete, no man. No. I gotta school you. The average library goer, wants the library open until about 7 o'clock. Especially in the summer. 7 o'clock. No earlier

    • @nanwilder2853
      @nanwilder2853 2 года назад

      Once more, Maria, I agree with you 100% ! I don’t know what Pete was thinking… but…his EYES told a whole other story about how his brain was processing, if you get my drift.

  • @georgeabboud5255
    @georgeabboud5255 2 года назад

    This one of the best ever episodes 😂😂😂

  • @djd31289
    @djd31289 2 года назад

    Nice cast, guys!! Hey, great pic of the family on Patreon, Pete!
    Hope you both had a great Independence day! 🇺🇲❤️🇺🇲❤️🇺🇲❤️

  • @Whatever-sh5pp
    @Whatever-sh5pp 2 года назад

    Burr only got his helicopter license incase of the zombies 😂

  • @francesrodriguez4140
    @francesrodriguez4140 2 года назад

    I love your work ethics, your willingness to help others via the sharing of your experience. What matters most is that you are all basically healthy.... you are indeed! Thank God

  • @psra8er512
    @psra8er512 2 года назад

    Hilarious show again as usual. Never disappoints! Laughing from start to finish. The hour goes by so quickly!

  • @irinaross8029
    @irinaross8029 2 года назад

    Made my day. Thank you kindly!!!

  • @loving_lioness3518
    @loving_lioness3518 2 года назад +3

    Not trying to be an asshole, but I think being in the drought is quite serious. You have to be mindful. I'm not saying you have to be perfect cuz I'm definitely not with water but I understand being mindful about it.

  • @lizjo7213
    @lizjo7213 2 года назад +1

    These two are crazy funny 😁 😂 😀....

  • @BlueSky-ff4oy
    @BlueSky-ff4oy 2 года назад +4

    We are idiotic as humans. We should already quickly soap and rinse, and catch all soapfree water after that (enjoyment water) for the plants. Why frikkin waste it.
    They shoukd throttle all showers in say gymns for 5 minutes, take a 3 minute break before you get 5 more minutes. We are going to HAVE TO LEARN to care. Why are we so careless?

  • @kellypayne4875
    @kellypayne4875 2 года назад

    You guys are hysterical. I love your topics. It's the one thing I look forward to listening to you two.
    Joined your patreon and it's just keeps getting better.
    My Dad was shot in the mouth while making a drop & was back at the store 5 days later. He was invincible. Not one day did he close his business even during the biggest snow storm we were open, every holiday. He had me working new yeaes eve until 2 then open nextvday at 6 They do not make them like this anymore. The work ethic the services are sub par today.
    Oh they have something called a survival straw that filters the salt water. Not by the gallon.

  • @TheMajor8478
    @TheMajor8478 2 года назад +8

    I remember when I was a kid and would go to my aunts house and she had 5 kids that would share bath water, taking turns. I was apalled even as a kid lol. I never bathed there.

    • @loving_lioness3518
      @loving_lioness3518 2 года назад

      Omg noooooooo! That's traumatic WTF

    • @TheMajor8478
      @TheMajor8478 2 года назад

      @@loving_lioness3518 that's what I'm saying lol and then she would have the audacity to rat me out to my mom that I refused to take a bath but in reality, Mom had my back lol

    • @dharmadharma3960
      @dharmadharma3960 2 года назад

      @@TheMajor8478 hahaha you'd come out dirtier than when you went in

  • @gwenfoskey3234
    @gwenfoskey3234 2 года назад +1

    Check the water levels of Lake Mead guys

  • @maryanntownsend265
    @maryanntownsend265 2 года назад +1

    Take care of those little munchkins Sebastian🙏🏽❤️💙

  • @Whatever-sh5pp
    @Whatever-sh5pp 2 года назад

    PATREON BONUS EPISODE…YOUR BREATH IS ROCKIN’ THE KASBAH 😂 THE BEST

  • @kennethgreggs5903
    @kennethgreggs5903 2 года назад

    Pete's mug has a middle finger on the bottom lol

  • @Zinctwentyone
    @Zinctwentyone 2 года назад

    Good laughs. Another thing that sucks for many is post covid, everything closes before 10pm. It's nice having a Walgreens or something open for little things.

  • @PearlJamAndBiscuits
    @PearlJamAndBiscuits 2 года назад

    I was having a terrible day until I watched this ♥

  • @karinmazza8830
    @karinmazza8830 2 года назад +1

    Love the sweatshirt Sabastian is wearing, who makes it?

  • @seangerant653
    @seangerant653 2 года назад +3

    Sebastian....we need a new special please !!!!!!!!!

  • @timomo818
    @timomo818 2 года назад

    Hysterical!!!!! Can't get enough of these shows!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ellaautumn13
    @ellaautumn13 2 года назад

    PETE, come to Cincinnati!!! We love you! I saw Sebastian and a week later was out to dinner and the table next to us were talking about the Sebastian show! They had gone too and were talking about The Cast! Please come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!⭐️👏❤️

  • @mariawelsh3190
    @mariawelsh3190 2 года назад +1

    Pete!!!! You the man for 7 pm for the clothing store. Thats what I do and let me tell you closing at 11 pm??????? for Christmas hours is ridiculous and even 9:30 on a regular work week. Clothing stores are out of their minds. Their ridiculous🙄