A Minecraft Movie - Angry Trailer Reaction!

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  • Опубликовано: 1 ноя 2024

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  • @YezzyHD
    @YezzyHD Месяц назад +1017

    i hope steve shows off his sick crib with automated mob farms, where mobs die to a horrible death just so jack black could get xp

    • @gabeskai
      @gabeskai Месяц назад +56

      Honestly, this movie would be a seven for this joke if they went through with it😭

    • @OnionTheBat
      @OnionTheBat Месяц назад +6

      We see some of his base in the trailer

    • @Goji_Bear
      @Goji_Bear Месяц назад +1

      Lmao

    • @rayhunt11
      @rayhunt11 Месяц назад +15

      Hope they show his villager slave farm under his house

    • @DavGonn
      @DavGonn Месяц назад +15

      actually, it's not a bad idea for a scene. I'd get a laugh outta seeing some of the horrible things minecraft players do to mobs and villager farms.

  • @Phanthief95
    @Phanthief95 Месяц назад +1999

    Dear Hollywood, just because the live action route worked for Detective Pikachu & Sonic the Hedgehog doesn’t mean it works for every video game.

    • @adedakevwe1957
      @adedakevwe1957 Месяц назад +60

      EXACTLY

    • @matthewbraith0411
      @matthewbraith0411 Месяц назад +25

      It failed for those movies

    • @Entrancer
      @Entrancer Месяц назад +26

      How do you even make a competent movie about an open sandbox type game?

    • @sumireravenclaw8034
      @sumireravenclaw8034 Месяц назад +124

      @@matthewbraith0411 huh? detective pikachu and sonic went amazing and did really well. lol They never failed.

    • @blinkachu5275
      @blinkachu5275 Месяц назад +85

      @@matthewbraith0411 It clearly didn't. Sonic is getting its second sequel

  • @elbladel
    @elbladel Месяц назад +918

    Sorry, but that's not Steve, that's Jack Black in a blue shirt. You are not fooling me.

    • @iziah2161
      @iziah2161 Месяц назад +57

      It's so crazy: they didn't even try to replicate anything about steve

    • @hectorreyes2322
      @hectorreyes2322 Месяц назад +2

      You probably didn't even play the game calm down

    • @elbladel
      @elbladel Месяц назад +40

      @@hectorreyes2322 Yeah, I'll keep to myself how much I've been playing. Don't want to humiliate you.

    • @LeeFeather
      @LeeFeather Месяц назад +6

      @@elbladelOoooooh 💩 👏👏👏🔥👌🤣

    • @LeeFeather
      @LeeFeather Месяц назад +5

      Yeah mate. Steve's looking a bit pale, Like he hasn't gone outside to “Praise the Sun God” in a while👏👏👏🤣.

  • @Bam5000000
    @Bam5000000 Месяц назад +392

    It's the Jumanji formula that is being recycled in current movies.
    Get a diverse group of protagonists ✅️
    Teleport them to a mystery world/send them on a mcguffen quest ✅️
    Have self-aware humor that actually just comes off as lamp shading ✅️
    Get Jack Black,the rock, or Kevin heart. ✅️

    • @LeeFeather
      @LeeFeather Месяц назад +11

      Sounds like Anime of today😂

    • @caliblur468
      @caliblur468 Месяц назад +2

      FR THAT'S WHAT I SAID

    • @Erpdc-y6w
      @Erpdc-y6w Месяц назад +8

      ​@@LeeFeatheri dont even play minecraft
      This is the purest garbage movie trailer i ever seen

    • @alexsilva28
      @alexsilva28 Месяц назад +5

      They've been doing that since before Jumanji reboot. This feels straight outta direct to DVD kids movie from the 2000s

    • @dethswurl117
      @dethswurl117 Месяц назад +4

      The first Jumanji was actually a banger though

  • @billyferal5558
    @billyferal5558 Месяц назад +126

    Basically at this point, any movie starring Kevin hart, the rock or jack black you know is just soulless Hollywood crap.

    • @ireignsupreme2355
      @ireignsupreme2355 Месяц назад +4

      Ryan Reynolds

    • @supermegabenji1026
      @supermegabenji1026 Месяц назад +4

      Don't forget about Chris Pratt. But Chris Pratt movies were good.

    • @chingatu6644
      @chingatu6644 Месяц назад +3

      @@ireignsupreme2355 so deadpool is a soulless franchise?

    • @Cade_Rufus
      @Cade_Rufus Месяц назад +1

      ​@@dillontooth8648 Proof, or it didn't happen.

    • @chingatu6644
      @chingatu6644 Месяц назад +1

      @@dillontooth8648 so it didn't happen. Number 1 rule when claiming stuff in the internet is to provide proof or it doesn't matter. Still looks like a souless cash grab (maybe not your fault)

  • @DOOMStudios
    @DOOMStudios Месяц назад +1416

    They literally thought the live action route was a good idea. ☠️☠️☠️

    • @nathanielpierson2448
      @nathanielpierson2448 Месяц назад +9

      If it was animated only it probably wouldn't get attention

    • @behurastudio
      @behurastudio Месяц назад +163

      @@nathanielpierson2448mario bros was animated and it made a billion dollars….. so it shouldn’t be an issue

    • @TameNaz
      @TameNaz Месяц назад +20

      ​@@nathanielpierson2448Doubt that. Mario was a animated movie and it wasnt good and it still out performed

    • @CephalonAxii
      @CephalonAxii Месяц назад +10

      Literally, all they had to do was do it in the Minecraft trailer style, and have the characters look blocky. This looks like shit.

    • @Globalo45
      @Globalo45 Месяц назад +4

      This is why I'm worried about Zelda

  • @blndstudiosyt4537
    @blndstudiosyt4537 Месяц назад +912

    How hard and inexpensive could it be to hire the same people from the 2010s that used to literally create mini Minecraft movies. I still remember the Heist one

    • @austin.....
      @austin..... Месяц назад +46

      Just bring in simon lewis and duncan from yogs and have them do another shadow of israphel

    • @TheElvisJamboree
      @TheElvisJamboree Месяц назад +3

      Lewis And Simon for Minecraft! Game Chap And Bertie For Minecraft! Dan TDM For Minecraft! That wierdo, Stampy For Minecraft!

    • @vidmasterK1
      @vidmasterK1 Месяц назад +1

      Because then you'd call it pandering to an outdated era. Member berries galore of the good old days of minecraft lets plays and youtube streams from 12 years ago

    • @PikaLink91
      @PikaLink91 Месяц назад

      Have you watched Song of War?

    • @erguille
      @erguille Месяц назад +1

      Can you point to the names of those channels? im kind of curious for that

  • @_ripVanWinkle_
    @_ripVanWinkle_ Месяц назад +596

    looked like it was filmed in a week entirely on a sound stage 💀

    • @johansermartinez9287
      @johansermartinez9287 Месяц назад +2

      Facts lol

    • @evangingerson1271
      @evangingerson1271 Месяц назад +1

      It’s Minecraft graphics it ain’t meant to look to realistic or it would look like those horrible texture packs you can get

    • @Tecolote41
      @Tecolote41 Месяц назад +10

      @@evangingerson1271It’s shit that it is live action. Everyone understands that Minecraft is meant to look like a bunch of blocks… because it is a bunch of blocks.
      Movies (and games too) have ran out of ideas. Now it is remakes, live action, prequels, sequels. No one really gives a shit.

    • @jayjay24155
      @jayjay24155 Месяц назад +3

      I have a feeling they couldn't really match the stage they were working on well enough because they hadn't settled completely on the art direction. So it became a fix it in post situation.

    • @bingo5387
      @bingo5387 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@evangingerson1271 Doesn't excuse the horrible green screen/lighting work or ugly ass costume design. The animated stuff looks fine for what it is.

  • @soulslayergamer2318
    @soulslayergamer2318 Месяц назад +152

    I can understand why Rockstar Games don't want to do a GTA Movie.

    • @dionstewart7394
      @dionstewart7394 Месяц назад +26

      I mean the saddest thing about that is because of what GTA is, it could be mostly live action with minimal cgi and real people and be actually good. A GTA movie would be the easiest slam dunk.

    • @soulslayergamer2318
      @soulslayergamer2318 Месяц назад +8

      @@dionstewart7394 Ikr? They could Simply do a Gangster Thriller they have the Most easiest way to make a Movie but im Glad they don't do it.

    • @BukkuCSouls
      @BukkuCSouls Месяц назад +15

      @@soulslayergamer2318 the most important part is the Satire that comes with GTA, it wouldn't be a GTA movie without it.

    • @soulslayergamer2318
      @soulslayergamer2318 Месяц назад +3

      @@BukkuCSouls True.

    • @ge2719
      @ge2719 Месяц назад +5

      Maybe because most of the major plot points in GTA games are satire of movies that already exist...
      So a GTA movie would be what, a satire of a satire that literally just remakes scenes from other movies?

  • @mizv4043
    @mizv4043 Месяц назад +27

    My kid legit started crying after he saw this shitshow and hes in their target demographic.

    • @arianafox365
      @arianafox365 Месяц назад +1

      My kid is really excited but… he’s 4.5 lol

    • @elgenfranord1651
      @elgenfranord1651 Месяц назад

      Dont take yur kids to this shit show

  • @aimeerobidoux7635
    @aimeerobidoux7635 Месяц назад +341

    why is jack black not just voicing an actual steve model? Because that would make more sense.

    • @saltysteved3831
      @saltysteved3831 Месяц назад +44

      That would’ve been a thousand times more charming! Especially since Steve is already a part of the game so if this is an Isekai it would work.

    • @leonardobriones7458
      @leonardobriones7458 Месяц назад +18

      Maybe he's a person that came from the real world and has been stucked in minecraft like Robin Williams in jumanji ?

    • @itriyum
      @itriyum Месяц назад +16

      Because movie producers are stupid.

    • @tylere.8436
      @tylere.8436 Месяц назад +11

      Because money laundering

    • @300apes
      @300apes Месяц назад +1

      Nobody cares about him

  • @HardlyWorkin-kh5uh
    @HardlyWorkin-kh5uh Месяц назад +702

    They couldn't even bother to tell Jack to shave or anything to make him look even alittle like he not just jack black

    • @Mastashakenbake
      @Mastashakenbake Месяц назад +81

      My thoughts exactly lol what the fuck is this?

    • @tjbullis1491
      @tjbullis1491 Месяц назад +98

      Jack black playing jack black, whats new. Hes not a good actor at all.

    • @barnkat573
      @barnkat573 Месяц назад +22

      Shows how much they actually cared

    • @deluxedecoy
      @deluxedecoy Месяц назад +39

      Jack Black literally does wtf he wants at this point lol

    • @hostileenvironment6107
      @hostileenvironment6107 Месяц назад +20

      @@tjbullis1491Quite a : Gen alpha take, you clearly haven’t watched Tropic Thunder.
      Psssh. 😂

  • @boboscousin
    @boboscousin Месяц назад +405

    “Just put a shirt on me. Now I am Steve” - jack black

    • @LeeFeather
      @LeeFeather Месяц назад +1

      Dear Gaaaaahd - Morty Smith👏👏👏🤣

    • @CollegeDroputPowerpoints
      @CollegeDroputPowerpoints Месяц назад +8

      Didn't even shave his fuckin beard

    • @qsr1776
      @qsr1776 Месяц назад +6

      Yeah I’m good, this movie lost me with jack black. That man lost all credibility.

    • @jare2067
      @jare2067 Месяц назад +1

      @@CollegeDroputPowerpointsno square haircut nothing

    • @alexsilva28
      @alexsilva28 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@jare2067I fully expect him to get the square haircut for like a scene or 1 second gag

  • @wssayer
    @wssayer Месяц назад +10

    looks like the cast of Concord.

  • @johnnycomeau2299
    @johnnycomeau2299 Месяц назад +11

    This isn't a Minecraft movie lol. This is Jack Black and Friends in Minecraft

  • @Ghost7264
    @Ghost7264 Месяц назад +204

    Graphically, it would look more like Clash Royal's trailers than it does Minecraft...

    • @InfiniteWatcher
      @InfiniteWatcher Месяц назад +8

      HOG RIDEEEER

    • @jaywerner8415
      @jaywerner8415 Месяц назад +6

      IT DOES! It really does look like a Cartoon game then Minecraft.

    • @alexsilva28
      @alexsilva28 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@jaywerner8415Garden scapes looking ahh

    • @cameronpeterson6734
      @cameronpeterson6734 Месяц назад +3

      Duuuude you're right... I was trying to think exactly what it looked like haha

    • @xeno7233
      @xeno7233 Месяц назад +1

      Scary how accurate you are

  • @snakeeyesvolley8178
    @snakeeyesvolley8178 Месяц назад +291

    Looks like a ripoff

  • @TheBsmith97
    @TheBsmith97 Месяц назад +81

    the whole film looks like it was shot in a small room with a greenscreen

    • @Joe-ti7qd
      @Joe-ti7qd Месяц назад +2

      You sound disappointed they didn't hire real square animals for this.

    • @TOMIEUNDEAD
      @TOMIEUNDEAD Месяц назад +1

      @@Joe-ti7qd They should of hired an animator like GibbsonTV. His Minecraft animations would have been perfect for a movie

    • @purefoldnz3070
      @purefoldnz3070 Месяц назад +3

      @@Joe-ti7qd how about just a fully animated movie?

    • @alexsilva28
      @alexsilva28 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@purefoldnz3070Even better

    • @Utonian21
      @Utonian21 Месяц назад

      Cause it probably was

  • @Martynde
    @Martynde Месяц назад +61

    Just because someone enjoyed a game doesn’t mean they will enjoy the movie or tv show based on it.

    • @GigglingStoners
      @GigglingStoners Месяц назад

      And yet it will make alot of money cause kids will rush to see it

    • @Martynde
      @Martynde Месяц назад +1

      @@GigglingStoners so quality of a product doesn’t matter if it can manipulate and deceive consumers into spending money based on the quality of another product

    • @GigglingStoners
      @GigglingStoners Месяц назад

      @@Martynde Well, their kids, I dont think manipulation and deception comes into play. But generally speaking, yeah.

    • @goblincomic4522
      @goblincomic4522 Месяц назад +1

      As survivorl of Super Mario bros and dragon ball evolution i agree

    • @DustyMill
      @DustyMill Месяц назад

      @@Martynde Yes. Thats how it has always worked

  • @ZeroNeedsCoffee
    @ZeroNeedsCoffee Месяц назад +32

    Why not make this animated wtf?

  • @zeno3062
    @zeno3062 Месяц назад +144

    I'm not a fan of the "real life people getting transported to a fictional world" concept. Wish they just told a story about Steve and his adventures

    • @wlot28
      @wlot28 Месяц назад +21

      It’s the only way these producers think the audience will relate to the characters for some reason

    • @Joe-ti7qd
      @Joe-ti7qd Месяц назад +1

      It might work. Can't really say from a short trailer.

    • @jaywerner8415
      @jaywerner8415 Месяц назад +2

      Or "Minecraft, Story Mode" or Literally Any Minecraft animation ever made.

    • @jamesgiles4517
      @jamesgiles4517 Месяц назад +2

      Exactly
      Bringing in a new cast of characters for the minecraft movie is a bazaar choice

    • @mikeydflyingtoaster
      @mikeydflyingtoaster Месяц назад +1

      Also when the fictional characters of a show are transported to the real world. It’s such a lazy concept. I wanted to see The Smurfs have an adventure in their fantasy world. Oh no, what I really wanted was a load of fish out of water jokes and them helping Neil Patrick Harris with his job or something. Yay

  • @JoeyP7998
    @JoeyP7998 Месяц назад +301

    I’m 26, Minecraft dropped when I was in 8th grade. It’s been almost 15 years. The parents now absolutely know what Minecraft is.

    • @oliverboisen7475
      @oliverboisen7475 Месяц назад +24

      And considering it's now the best selling game ever, I think this could absolutely top Mario in terms of Box Office.

    • @LoinkLoink
      @LoinkLoink Месяц назад +8

      You were in high school at age 11?

    • @TJ_ax
      @TJ_ax Месяц назад +5

      Nah bruh you were in 6th grade when it dropped

    • @hybrid9mm
      @hybrid9mm Месяц назад +7

      The first public test was 17 May 2009 so it is over 15 years old, but it didn’t officially launch until the 18 November 2011 so it’s technically almost 14.
      Either way you would need to have lived off grind to not know of it.

    • @rookeealding2803
      @rookeealding2803 Месяц назад +3

      most of the minecraft youtubers from the ones I've watched are closer to my age. Old. Their reviews are funny because they point out that the crafting table recipe doesn't work. and that the pink ship is actually a rare thing to happen in game.

  • @Caninemuffin766
    @Caninemuffin766 Месяц назад +337

    Bro this is so cursed. What in the feck have my eyes witnessed? Lmao

    • @UglyTranch_
      @UglyTranch_ Месяц назад +2

      It’s horrifying but I can’t stop looking at it

    • @mitkoogrozev
      @mitkoogrozev Месяц назад +1

      It's so bizarre , I want to see it!

    • @spcjrc1
      @spcjrc1 Месяц назад +1

      I just…can’t

    • @361Openwounds
      @361Openwounds Месяц назад

      Must... Ghet... Tikhet...

    • @michaelmiller2418
      @michaelmiller2418 Месяц назад

      the weirdness is hilarious to me!

  • @Home_YouTube_Channel
    @Home_YouTube_Channel Месяц назад +34

    The fact that they think this looks better than the Mario Movie is hilarious

    • @DustyMill
      @DustyMill Месяц назад

      None of them liked the Mario movie because it was just member berries the movie

    • @Khaoticsuccubus
      @Khaoticsuccubus Месяц назад +1

      @@DustyMillI dunno. I’ll take memberberries over cringe any day of the week. 😂

  • @alexbiersner3350
    @alexbiersner3350 Месяц назад +7

    If Jack Black took a long vacation and we don't see him for the next 10-15 years, I wouldn't mind

  • @TheAngryHusky
    @TheAngryHusky Месяц назад +388

    Jack Black has almost reached the Steven Segal point of his career.

    • @roxtechs
      @roxtechs Месяц назад +44

      Nah Steven segal believes in his hype too much

    • @scottneil1187
      @scottneil1187 Месяц назад +21

      I hate Jack Black but I can bet he's getting more dough for this film than Seagal has ever seen.

    • @Vandelberger
      @Vandelberger Месяц назад +31

      That is not even a real comparison. He is more like late career Robin Williams. Making 3 sequels for Night at the Museum to pay the bills. Segal is such a putz, he ran to Russia to be a pawn.

    • @ashryasrinick
      @ashryasrinick Месяц назад +8

      If you compare him to Nic Cage then I would agree.

    • @kevinthecleric
      @kevinthecleric Месяц назад

      Hard emphasis on "almost" haha

  • @soFallenfilms
    @soFallenfilms Месяц назад +263

    Looks like they filmed the whole thing over a green screen in a few days. No creativity or originality. This is what mainstream Hollywood has become.

    • @jaxbarnettprice
      @jaxbarnettprice Месяц назад +19

      Yep and look what they’ll probably do later on with AI generated stuff. Oh gosh…

    • @TimelessWolves
      @TimelessWolves Месяц назад +3

      ​@jaxbarnettprice actually, tbh ai can come up with a better movie than this slop, so maybe ai will be what's best for Hollywood and shove all the talentless writers out the door

    • @evanrutledge-sz4yo
      @evanrutledge-sz4yo Месяц назад +1

      Should of just made a stylized movie, they obviously had a talented team of animators but i guess they needed star power?

    • @Scnottaken
      @Scnottaken Месяц назад

      It's what happens to everything when MBAs run things

    • @jayoija
      @jayoija Месяц назад

      @@evanrutledge-sz4yo Warner bros turned down a Batman stylized movie for this btw. They don't believe in innovation only in security, bunch of soulless companies

  • @zekethewise7042
    @zekethewise7042 Месяц назад +247

    Jack black In jumanji, super Mario, boarderland and now Minecraft that’s four video game movie

    • @streetsiswatching9660
      @streetsiswatching9660 Месяц назад +1

      😭💀

    • @ChildishGambeaner
      @ChildishGambeaner Месяц назад +1

      Plus he wants to be in a red dead movie

    • @basti.9022
      @basti.9022 Месяц назад +16

      That's not Jack Black, thats Jablinski.

    • @JuhoSprite
      @JuhoSprite Месяц назад +38

      Jumanji isnt a videogame?

    • @CephalonAxii
      @CephalonAxii Месяц назад +8

      @@basti.9022 Who looks suspiciously similar to that one dude who fought Satan in a music battle

  • @elexg6982
    @elexg6982 Месяц назад +64

    I get the feeling that no one on this project has actually played Minecraft before.

  • @WeeabossVA
    @WeeabossVA Месяц назад +14

    Jack Black: "Hey guys, wanna see an even bigger wet fart than Borderlands?"

  • @LuigiWithGun
    @LuigiWithGun Месяц назад +390

    This.... is a move... that's for sure

    • @slowshadow2669
      @slowshadow2669 Месяц назад +3

      I guess 😅

    • @ChildishGambeaner
      @ChildishGambeaner Месяц назад

      Learn how to type

    • @happymask8042
      @happymask8042 Месяц назад +4

      This will be one of the movies of the year.

    • @dantauche7917
      @dantauche7917 Месяц назад +3

      Hard pass

    • @HumanPerson_final
      @HumanPerson_final Месяц назад +1

      Visually, I like it aside from the live action actors. I don't understand why they mixed live action and animated. We've seen animated Minecraft and it works fine.
      But it's modern Hollywood and so the story will probably still underwhelm.

  • @Hugh_Jannis
    @Hugh_Jannis Месяц назад +191

    It's Borderlands all over again, it even has Jack Black! 🤦‍♂️

    • @antonyproduction-1
      @antonyproduction-1 Месяц назад +9

      No it's Steve black

    • @Supherodude
      @Supherodude Месяц назад

      Jack Black is really trying to be in every video game movie

    • @anon2752
      @anon2752 Месяц назад +2

      Nah, borderlands had no potential from the very first teaser. It has an established story they f-d up. Minecraft is a sandbox, they can do whatever they want and it doesnt seem too offensive so far. It might be okay.

    • @itscat2.0
      @itscat2.0 Месяц назад

      ​@@anon2752 "it might be ok" *nah bro it wouldn't* 💀

  • @ryujisama
    @ryujisama Месяц назад +7

    Jack Black just showed up to the set in his own clothes. No makeup. Nothing done to his hair or beard.
    "I'm STEVE"
    ...
    Bro, I don't even PLAY Minecraft, and I can tell this is a low-effort cashgrab wrapped in a CG mess...

  • @That0Fit0Guy
    @That0Fit0Guy Месяц назад +11

    I'm 33. Played Minecraft in college. This is gna be a trainwreck.

    • @Rebelnutt
      @Rebelnutt Месяц назад

      Ironically the only good thing or the pigs which I'm pretty sure anybody who's animating this show lost a lot of fan anime shorts involving them.

  • @TheHK_47
    @TheHK_47 Месяц назад +24

    What the hell was that? I never want to see this again

  • @marqantonioalvarado5894
    @marqantonioalvarado5894 Месяц назад +26

    JACK BLACK NEEDS TO STOP. ENOUGH.

  • @brandonsmisek6334
    @brandonsmisek6334 Месяц назад +36

    I expected the guys to rip into this…lmao

    • @theghostofsparta4528
      @theghostofsparta4528 Месяц назад +4

      Crazy how they rip into every movie trailer but not the bad ones

  • @juliohinojosa6923
    @juliohinojosa6923 Месяц назад +9

    I would much rather watch a 2:00 hour movie of Jack black playing Minecraft with other celebrities and each have their own roles and group up, with different perspectives POV's

  • @robotpanda77
    @robotpanda77 Месяц назад +2

    Alex who hates everything, somehow thinks this trash looks like it could be good. At this point it feels like he takes positions just to be irreverent. The trailer has a 3 to 1 dislike ratio and that's from actual fans of the series.

  • @freshfilmproducts
    @freshfilmproducts Месяц назад +87

    I love how Joe asked Alex what his opinion was, and then immediately interrupts him

    • @codym1819
      @codym1819 Месяц назад +16

      First time? He does it often in tv/movie reviews and the news show lol

    • @Bradderz407
      @Bradderz407 Месяц назад

      @@codym1819would say gaming to but he barely does that anymore lol

    • @manwithballsonarm6775
      @manwithballsonarm6775 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@Bradderz407Hard to game when there is nothing to play. Most of the shit that comes out is boring garbage that you nerds are addicted to

    • @Bradderz407
      @Bradderz407 Месяц назад +2

      @@manwithballsonarm6775 plenty has come out what you on lol

    • @MrDARKJAK
      @MrDARKJAK Месяц назад +4

      Alex was clearly winding down his thought when Joe started chiming in

  • @Legomaster561
    @Legomaster561 Месяц назад +21

    This year everyone competes to see who can lose the most money.

  • @permafrostyx
    @permafrostyx Месяц назад +121

    That was horrific 😭😭😭

  • @ravend54
    @ravend54 Месяц назад +2

    i have a question, why does every movie have to involve them trying to go home? 90% of us would stay there verses coming home.

  • @silverwolf813
    @silverwolf813 Месяц назад +6

    It couldn't get any worst than Borderlands
    Jack Black: Hold my pixels

  • @michaelcustor412
    @michaelcustor412 Месяц назад +24

    God has forsaken us and this is the horrors we must face

  • @WigWoo1
    @WigWoo1 Месяц назад +97

    Should’ve hired Element Animation

    • @Delta-oy8wm
      @Delta-oy8wm Месяц назад +2

      I second this

    • @onsettadpole889
      @onsettadpole889 Месяц назад +3

      They should have good lord! I would rather a villager news movie than what this is.

    • @Delta-oy8wm
      @Delta-oy8wm Месяц назад +1

      @@onsettadpole889 Either that or a Shadow of Israphel like movie as that was something childhood me wanted to see.

    • @antonyproduction-1
      @antonyproduction-1 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@Delta-oy8wmdude were getting a Netflix animated series on Minecraft

    • @Delta-oy8wm
      @Delta-oy8wm Месяц назад

      @@antonyproduction-1 Fair enough but gotta have to wait and see how it looks first.

  • @behurastudio
    @behurastudio Месяц назад +71

    Literally look at Minecraft’s official game trailers and you’ll see these lovely 3D animations that OOZE personality….. but nope cast that out we got these aberrations instead

  • @MikeZablo
    @MikeZablo Месяц назад +1

    The only options for movie based on video game are Killzone & Gears of War for me

  • @DeconvertedMan
    @DeconvertedMan Месяц назад +3

    GREEN SCREEN: The movie.

  • @GenDrake3
    @GenDrake3 Месяц назад +85

    Captain Sparkles used to make amazing animations for minecraft music videos years ago. Now it's 2024 and we get this dog shit

    • @wlot28
      @wlot28 Месяц назад +4

      Because Minecraft itself is a shadow of what it once was

    • @GenDrake3
      @GenDrake3 Месяц назад +3

      @wlot28 nah it's addicting now. Back then was kinda mid and riding on the coat tails of nostalgia when we weer younger. Minecraft is 20 times better now

    • @big_numbers
      @big_numbers Месяц назад +2

      @@wlot28 Sipover fan, opinion rejected

    • @jaywerner8415
      @jaywerner8415 Месяц назад

      @@GenDrake3 It has more STUFF in it. But it has not gotten any better for years. They Literally added COPPER to the game and gave it only 3 recipes to craft: Blocks, a Spyglass and a Lighting Rod. They didn't even give us Copper tools and Armor for god sake.

    • @GenDrake3
      @GenDrake3 Месяц назад

      @@jaywerner8415 you must not be a builder.

  • @AlippNajmy
    @AlippNajmy Месяц назад +110

    I can't believe I might have to apologise to Minecraft Story Mode

    • @ProjectMoff
      @ProjectMoff Месяц назад +8

      I can't believe you're parroting a comment

    • @MichaelYT22
      @MichaelYT22 Месяц назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Mkmichael001
      @Mkmichael001 Месяц назад

      What was wrong with it? I enjoyed it.

    • @TheNuclearWarlock
      @TheNuclearWarlock Месяц назад +3

      @@ProjectMoff I can't believe it's not butter

    • @jaywerner8415
      @jaywerner8415 Месяц назад

      I wish I could still BUY Minecraft Story Mode.

  • @AnaheimElectronicsInc.
    @AnaheimElectronicsInc. Месяц назад +24

    The lighting looks so unnatural, it looks like studio lights with a background of gameplay😅

    • @wlot28
      @wlot28 Месяц назад +3

      That’s because it is lmaooo

  • @tacosauce935
    @tacosauce935 Месяц назад +1

    They could of made it where once they went to minecraft they became a blocky version of themselves

  • @RoninAM
    @RoninAM Месяц назад +1

    Looks like the plot of Jumanji...

  • @Nico78Not
    @Nico78Not Месяц назад +51

    Jack Black isn't as funny as the modern movie industry thinks he is.

    • @cornbredx
      @cornbredx Месяц назад +6

      After this I would call Jack Black a disappointment.

    • @DimkaSulegnaa
      @DimkaSulegnaa Месяц назад +7

      You can only do so much when the script is 90% trash
      And I’m probably being generous saying it’s mostly trash lol

    • @Joe-ti7qd
      @Joe-ti7qd Месяц назад

      ​@@cornbredxyall just addicted to whining anymore. Miserable.

    • @clownworld4655
      @clownworld4655 Месяц назад +2

      He peaked in nacho libre. Has been steadily getting worse since then and is basically washed up now

  • @LazarheaD
    @LazarheaD Месяц назад +12

    "He's right behind me, isn't he?" The Movie

  • @9000Dogs
    @9000Dogs Месяц назад +126

    Concord but as a movie. The AAA scene just can't stop fucking up.

    • @sluggerbutter
      @sluggerbutter Месяц назад +1

      it exists its guardians of the galaxy lol

    • @JuhoSprite
      @JuhoSprite Месяц назад +1

      Tell me whats bad about this?

    • @Troller971
      @Troller971 Месяц назад +1

      Its funny bad

    • @STREAMSONLY-vt6gx
      @STREAMSONLY-vt6gx Месяц назад +4

      ​@JuhoSprite you don't see it? Oh dear

    • @JavierSalcedoC
      @JavierSalcedoC Месяц назад

      let's hope more than 6,000 people go watch it (it wont)

  • @WWIA7062-2
    @WWIA7062-2 Месяц назад +3

    TBH Warner Bros just put a green screen and Jack Black infront of the RTX Texture Pack

  • @Startrance85
    @Startrance85 Месяц назад +14

    This should have been fully animated instead of live-action cringe.

  • @thomasriddle8877
    @thomasriddle8877 Месяц назад +37

    jack black entering his nick cage phase..

    • @cornbredx
      @cornbredx Месяц назад +8

      No. He's entering his old Deniro phase.
      Nick Cage never phones a role in. Even when the movie is garbage.

    • @zetokaiba5867
      @zetokaiba5867 Месяц назад +1

      Man nick cage wouldn't been way better in this movie.

    • @funkrobot9762
      @funkrobot9762 Месяц назад +5

      How dare you slander Our Lord and Savior in such a way.

    • @arianafox365
      @arianafox365 Месяц назад +1

      Nick Cage is a genius and I’ll hear no slander against him

  • @Axtlar
    @Axtlar Месяц назад +31

    Ok, why does Jack Black need to be in every single video game movie?

    • @wlot28
      @wlot28 Месяц назад +5

      At this point he’s about as exclusive as a gas station bathroom

    • @funkrobot9762
      @funkrobot9762 Месяц назад

      He’s been in two?
      Edit: 3

    • @Axtlar
      @Axtlar Месяц назад

      @@funkrobot9762 yeah, from what I know: The Super Mario Bros. Movie, Borderlands, and now this, and the 2 newer Jumanji movies kinda count, too.

    • @tylere.8436
      @tylere.8436 Месяц назад

      Money laundering

    • @Alex-K94
      @Alex-K94 Месяц назад

      He's Jack Black... he is turning into a meme and he wants to make a profit with that... I am sure we gonna see or hear him a lot in movies to come.

  • @vahlok1426
    @vahlok1426 Месяц назад +42

    Oh no, this looks awful...
    Oh no I think we've regressed...

    • @jaywerner8415
      @jaywerner8415 Месяц назад +2

      Oh we have, like by several Decades.

  • @walt_man
    @walt_man Месяц назад +3

    Their clothing looks like it was never worn... why not just use ALL CGI? :(

  • @morganshibby8941
    @morganshibby8941 Месяц назад +1

    Jack Black just being himself like all of his roles the past few years except for Bowser

  • @dadocta5168
    @dadocta5168 Месяц назад +78

    12 years this POS took to make.
    WB stuck to this but cancelled Coyote vs Acme :/

    • @whodatninja439
      @whodatninja439 Месяц назад +12

      Stuck in development hell for a decade, can't be a good sign

    • @fisher3317
      @fisher3317 Месяц назад +6

      @@whodatninja439 "One of the great enemies of creativity is too much time and money."
      -Ryan Reynolds

    • @citizen3000
      @citizen3000 Месяц назад +6

      Nah. The idea might have been around for 12 years but obviously the film didn’t take 12 years to make.
      Stop pushing this nonsense way of looking at development, both with films and games. Just because some idea was started to be explored or written down on X date doesn’t mean that a game/film that eventually results from that can said to have been “in development” for that whole time.
      Some exec saying “hmm maybe we could option this one day” doesn’t mean that anyone, anywhere put 12 years of work into this.
      People say that to mock and do hate pile-ons of projects they don’t like. It’s used so commonly for games now that it’s gotten really stupid.
      “It took 6 years to make!”
      Yeah, AAA games are absolute complex monsters to make these days and that often takes many years of development. It’s not a sign of failure or incompetence or whatever.

    • @EngiGODS358
      @EngiGODS358 Месяц назад +2

      12 years ago is when Minecraft released, this definitely has not been in development for 12 years.

    • @HIRAMECLARKEHOPS
      @HIRAMECLARKEHOPS Месяц назад

      I'd be surprised if this dog water took even 12 months of work

  • @Vaguer_Weevil
    @Vaguer_Weevil Месяц назад +17

    I get the feeling this is gonna be one of those movies where every joke is "HAHA I GET THAT REFERENCE!" like the "I am.. Steve." joke. If that even WAS a joke. I'm not entirely sure.

    • @jaywerner8415
      @jaywerner8415 Месяц назад

      Like the Mario Movie was? Yes seems like it.

    • @sambreyer7344
      @sambreyer7344 Месяц назад

      @@jaywerner8415 Mario had references (kinda hard not to) but the funniest parts was just Bowser being goofy really. So not really like Mario Movie

    • @ireignsupreme2355
      @ireignsupreme2355 Месяц назад

      That guy is a tool bag

  • @PerfectlyUselessComment
    @PerfectlyUselessComment Месяц назад +12

    Chat GPT makes a Minecraft movie....

    • @tylere.8436
      @tylere.8436 Месяц назад +3

      That would be more entertaining, tbf because the bizarre attempts would be amusing at least.

  • @eddebrock
    @eddebrock Месяц назад +2

    I'm expecting Concord levels of success from this movie!
    ...much for the same reasons too.

  • @TylerWesley31
    @TylerWesley31 Месяц назад +4

    Alex's horrified look is killing me lmao

  • @themaimer5866
    @themaimer5866 Месяц назад +19

    Wearing a blue shirt doesn't automatically make you Steve.

  • @bigyoshi5170
    @bigyoshi5170 Месяц назад +20

    A bit late to watch Ryanhiga’s Minecraft movie trailer by a few years here Joe but better late than never

  • @devonwhite9398
    @devonwhite9398 Месяц назад +12

    Last good Jack black movie was kung fu panda

  • @Janman1988
    @Janman1988 Месяц назад +2

    "why does it look like fortnite" was my first impression ...

  • @Drixenol86
    @Drixenol86 Месяц назад +2

    “Let’s make all the Minecraft animals realistic!” Said no one….🤦‍♀️

  • @krakentortoise7531
    @krakentortoise7531 Месяц назад +28

    I'm not sure about this... I would've been more confident if it was fully animated like how Minecraft: Story Mode was in a sense.

  • @captaincritter6173
    @captaincritter6173 Месяц назад +28

    Jack Black: “I……. am STEVE!”
    Me: “Jack I love you buddy but no. Guys we gotta give this the same treatment as that Sonic movie.”

    • @jaywerner8415
      @jaywerner8415 Месяц назад +1

      If they do that, I might actually go watch it in theaters.

    • @captaincritter6173
      @captaincritter6173 Месяц назад +1

      @@jaywerner8415 I mean the live action parts are here to stay. There’s nothing they could do in regards to that but they can at least fix the CGI.

  • @chance_ondriezek99
    @chance_ondriezek99 Месяц назад +37

    Jack Black in a video game movie isn’t a good sign, given Borderlands just happened

    • @dapeel61
      @dapeel61 Месяц назад +17

      This is a ridiculous take given Super Mario Bros...

    • @Phanthief95
      @Phanthief95 Месяц назад +9

      Did you forget about the Super Mario Bros movie? He was great as Bowser.

    • @Nico78Not
      @Nico78Not Месяц назад +2

      @@dapeel61 which wasn't a good movie

    • @UlshaRS
      @UlshaRS Месяц назад +5

      Jason Mamoa is a bit of a red flag right now too. He's headed the same direction as Dwayne which is sad cause he's a really good character actor being type cast into the quirky dumb sugary beefcake

    • @chance_ondriezek99
      @chance_ondriezek99 Месяц назад

      @@Phanthief95 Yes, I agree. Mario was really good and Jack Black did an excellent job in the role of Bowser. But there’s no denying that Borderlands was a terrible movie, and he was annoying in it.

  • @Sizzlinpapaya1014
    @Sizzlinpapaya1014 Месяц назад +2

    You guys are the only people I’ve seen who are positive.
    I still don’t see the Mario hate simply cause it was nostalgia bait.

  • @SolidBold00
    @SolidBold00 Месяц назад +3

    Borderlands come out : epic fail
    Minecraft : Hold my beer

  • @JonahJdawg
    @JonahJdawg Месяц назад +11

    Soulless Hollywood

  • @BlazingOwnager
    @BlazingOwnager Месяц назад +6

    Honestly somehow wearing a bright pink jacket is running around in CGI block world is still immensely less embarrassing than The Tooth Fairy.

  • @SoranotRoxas
    @SoranotRoxas Месяц назад +7

    *Bro... its ok for things to be animated Hollywood* 😅

  • @Xighor
    @Xighor Месяц назад +8

    Jason Momoa's Humiliation Ritual.

  • @blackcatbooks64
    @blackcatbooks64 Месяц назад +5

    Jack Black is finished, and the Mario movie is better than this slop.

  • @Cruddy129
    @Cruddy129 Месяц назад +9

    I think it's time for Jack black to take a break from video game movies

    • @marqantonioalvarado5894
      @marqantonioalvarado5894 Месяц назад +2

      AMEN.

    • @88-V-..-A-..-N-88
      @88-V-..-A-..-N-88 Месяц назад +2

      I think it’s time for Jack black to take a forever break in general 😅

    • @clownworld4655
      @clownworld4655 Месяц назад

      It’s time for him to retire while he still can. He’s going to fizzle out into nothing at this point

    • @tylere.8436
      @tylere.8436 Месяц назад

      Or retire in general, guy went full TDS and hasn't even tried to act good in recent memory

  • @MysticXombie
    @MysticXombie Месяц назад +12

    The worst part is, this actually looks freaking great animation-wise, but would be great if it was ALL animated!

    • @jaywerner8415
      @jaywerner8415 Месяц назад +1

      I KNOW! Why spend all that time with the CGI animation if your not going to COMMIT TO THE BIT and make everyone a Block Character. Like COME ON! How Cheep can they get?

  • @FantasmicFilm
    @FantasmicFilm Месяц назад +15

    Ok but how much Deditated Wam should I have for this movie

  • @smashedlegends
    @smashedlegends Месяц назад +7

    Im really excited to not see this movie.

  • @ZeusKabooze
    @ZeusKabooze Месяц назад +3

    My prediction 2/10 Rotten Tomatos score, 1 Billion at the box office.

  • @heckedur
    @heckedur Месяц назад +5

    They should’ve went the Mario route and kept it fully animated. I played Minecraft when I was a kid when it was still in the alpha phase. This looks horrendous.

  • @GabeDelaSoul
    @GabeDelaSoul Месяц назад +15

    Finally!
    This generation's Spy Kids.

    • @cerberusfil3009
      @cerberusfil3009 Месяц назад +1

      Huh... Honestly, accurate. Agreed.

    • @ThEmB0nEz
      @ThEmB0nEz Месяц назад +3

      More like Shark Boy & Lava Girl

  • @ThatFalloutGod
    @ThatFalloutGod Месяц назад +15

    Just what the fuck.
    My beloved, criminally underrated Marco Polo got cancelled after a Season 2 cliffhanger because it was "too expensive to make" at $100m a season, but companies will make this fucking slop without blinking.

  • @OddSpartan1337
    @OddSpartan1337 Месяц назад +2

    theres gotta be a way to separate the trailer audio from the reaction commentary audio without just muting both...

  • @Boogieboy138
    @Boogieboy138 Месяц назад +2

    Its werid to me that the AngryJoe guys are almost open to the idea of giving this a chance, as if it has any potential. I find these guys are wishy washy on what they deem looks "good" and "bad" even Alex saying he'd give it a chance is baffling, when this is just another obvious money making move of making video game movie adaptations using big movie star names.

  • @benjaminrowley
    @benjaminrowley Месяц назад +4

    It feels like it’s trying to parody the jumanji movies with jack black in it how 4 people get teleported into the game

  • @ecfeclipse
    @ecfeclipse Месяц назад +4

    WTF its like playing the game with all those realism mods turned on

  • @CaptainTrips19
    @CaptainTrips19 Месяц назад +10

    Jack Black only does videogame movies now. Borderlands, Super Marios, Jumanji, this thing...

    • @Joe-ti7qd
      @Joe-ti7qd Месяц назад

      Have a point to make...?

    • @CaptainTrips19
      @CaptainTrips19 Месяц назад +2

      @@Joe-ti7qd Yes, the point is what I said in the beginning. He is only doing videogame movies now.

    • @AJsWorld
      @AJsWorld Месяц назад

      since the events of 2020, he's a "gamer" now. Gamer is everything

    • @davevalinski2710
      @davevalinski2710 Месяц назад

      Jumanji is a video game movie :/ I forgot it was a game first lol

    • @davevalinski2710
      @davevalinski2710 Месяц назад

      And super Marios? There's two of em?

  • @Rocktaku
    @Rocktaku Месяц назад +5

    Mario movie - the world: loved Angryjoe: Bad, Minecraft trailer -the world: ITS HORRIBLE Angryjoe: Good, you really need to check your criteria

    • @MichaelYT22
      @MichaelYT22 Месяц назад

      Finally someone calls him out on it.

  • @kosai1627
    @kosai1627 Месяц назад +1

    You can tell that all three of them are speechless and are struggling to put their thoughts into words 😅

  • @Doomguy_74
    @Doomguy_74 Месяц назад +3

    why is it muted through out the video?