Things Parents Lie About
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Oh your fish isn't dead! He ran away!
Im dying. XD
Exactly just like
Me: Is my fish dead? Parent: No, your fish isn't dead. . it. . it ran away! Me: But it's still in the tan-- Parent: *pulls out the fish and throws it across the room* See? It ran away. It didn't like you any more. Me: Can we get a new fish? Parent: . . No, that one will probably run away too. Me: *sarcastically* Oh yes, because fish can run on their FREAKING FINS.
lol
NSH_Gaming 😂
Duaa Hussein you know my rabbit died so the only think my nana could sum up instead of telling me he died was he ate too much and exploded
You could imagine the look on my face XD
Duaa Hussein IKR
Whenever my parents say "5 more minutes on the computer Ella!!" They come back not even two minutes later and say it's time to put it away-.- I give them the 'are you sure you can tell time' look
Lel my parents don't have a computer use limit for me I could stream for 8 hours straight and they'll be like:
"Son, whatcha doing?"
"Streaming Cities Skylines"
"Ok son"
My Parent say five minutes and 20 minutes later ok get of nowv😂
I usually dont have a computer limit, but when we visit our cousins family my mom gets inspired or something idk and is like: 1 hour during week and 2 during weekend...this usually only lasts like 3 days LOL
Cocogaming SAME ITS SO ANOYING
That's what my grandparents say exept I'm on for like another hour XD
"stop doing that face it will stay like that"
"You learned that from experience huh?"
Iron-Icecream • Minecraft Gaming & More lol that's me
Iron-Icecream • Minecraft Gaming & More cringe
Ooh burn!
Yup samee
Can I just point out the fact that Lilly's 'dad' says 'Shanta' instead of 'Santa'? XD
Potterhead Skywalker YEAH. Because Indians have a strong accent. My parents have an accent
So do mine, but they don't say shanta lol. I just think she was making a joke tho
Elisa Silverfrost no it isn't
XD
she was only making a joke
Archie S it's an accent
its with an indian accent
Biggest lie- "I won't get mad"
ikr!!!!! +Abhipsha Sahu
TOTALLY
Ikr
ikr
+SereneIllusions omgosh yes
*Me:* Mom, did you ever get in trouble as a kid?
*Mom:* No, I was a perfect kid. I never did ANYTHING wrong. Not even one thing.
Later, I talk to my grandma...
*Me:* Did my mom ever get in trouble when she was a kid? Anything?
*Grandma:* Oh yeah. She used to throw her school lunch off of the ricksha and pretended that she ate it.
*Mom:* **Gives me nervous smile.**
Marya Khan My mum said she was never naughty until one day she said when gran went into charity shops when i was your age i'd go out on a strop and stand outside facing the window so non of my friends saw me x'D
***** LOL.
Marya Khan my mom wa like that too but my grandma actually told me that wa right
Sharanya Pastapur LOOL.
What's a ricksha?
"Dont eat snacks we're gonna eat soon."
Truth: lunch is in 4 hours
OᗰG YEᔕᔕ I ᖴEEᒪ YOᑌ
Teacher: No, it's a short test.
Truth: 6 practice tests, the pre - test, the real test (on paper) the REALLY REAL 60 question test (in the computer.)
Plus, that was in 5th grade...
When you are hungry in school... ; _ ;
+Soggy Burrito yes!!!!!!!!
we're at my mom's friend's house
me: can we go now
mom: we'll leave in 10 minutes
*2 hours later still at my mom's friends house*
Kwabena Yēbøah I KNOW, But for me it's:
Me: Can we leave now
Parents: Yeah, get ready
5 hours later, I'm still at their house.
Kwabena Yeboah me:5more minutes pls we'll leave in 5 minutes, give us 5 mins
Parents:NO WERE GOING NOW , AND WHEN I SAY NO I MEAN NO , AND NOW LETS GO
Me:gets ready and leaves
My parents
Them:(talking at their friends house)
Me:can we go now
Them:okay let's go
Me:okay let's go then
Them:5min
Me:CAN WE GOOO
Them:10 Min
Me:-_-
Mighty Tab I hate it when they tell me to get ready and I say 5 minutes. Then 5 minutes later, I come down and I'm like 'Ok, now we can go' and then they say to wait 10 minutes. Then I have to wait 5 hours and I finally leave.
Exactly the same
same
except she says were going and i say okay
then we leave 3 hours later
"I'm just going to hold your money. I'm going to give it back." Sounds a lot like what my mom said when I was little. For about 10 years or so they would confiscate all the money we got for birthdays, Christmas, etc, and said we'd get it back when we visited Disney World one day. I'm 17, haven't seen that money ever, and unsurprisingly we never went to Disney.
I'm more than slightly salty about it.
saame
thats just freakin wrong. Your parents must be broke to steal there OWN KID'S money! My dad stole my 5 dollar bill from my dresser once, then he lied to me and my mom. Sick.
Same I feel you!!!
The thing I don't get is that they have jobs and work or have some source of income, but yet they steal our money while we have no source of income besides allowance or a piggy bank, and say they'll give the money back to us and time comes to give it back they say they "lost it". I just say they'll have to pay with interest. I'm just asking myself "what was so important that you have to take your own son or daughter's money". This happened one with 20 bucks, I was saving up to buy a makeup kit and guitar. Now I just sell their change when I go to Wawa to buy them something.
My parents still owe me 35 dollars
My parents told me my fish ran away....the sad part is that I believed them.
Dino Girl omg
i was told that and i believed it too but 2 years later i found out that fishes can't run they have no legs and they can't swim away if there in a tank i was 3 years old
I used to have rabbits, and my mom, and sister told me they ran away. Years later, my sister told me the neighbor's dog killed them. I still don't know which one is the truth.
thx for it gonna try it in real. :D
Dino Girl My parents shielded me from many things...pet deaths were not among those things 😆.
When I'm at night in 11 PM Dad's Like "Go to sleep its 12 PM" I'm like "Uhm, dad it's 11 PM..."
it would be 12 am , so your dad thought it was noon?
OMG, I thought my dad was the only person in existence to do that...lol
OMFG ME TOO AND MY IS LIKE ''GO TO SLEEP ITS 3:10 "ane im like mom its 1 in da morning -_-
my dad does that so much and he also says if you get all A's then I'll give you a surprise.. I had A's for 3 years straight and he never gave me a surprise
+Denait Negussie 😂😂😂😂
"No, your fish is not Dead
It ran away" XD
AngeldoesStuff I KNOW RIGHT 😂😂😂😂 THE BEST PART
Lol😂
me: where are you going
mom: I'm going to get ONE item
me: can I come?
mom: no I 'LL be back in FIVE minutes
*3 hours later comes back with 20 bags in her hand*
😂😂😂 this is my mum
this is so my mom xD
Lol
not 20mins 5hours
My mom
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO IS HAVING SUPERWOMAN VIDEO MARATHON????
NO.
nope
I am too!!!! 😅😅😇😇
HELL NO
No
Mom: Did you or Did you not fail the test
Me: ....
Mom: What?!
Me.... * guiltily stares at ground *
Mom: Talk!
Me: I did but-
Mom: You did?!
Me: Yeah, but I studi-
Mom: How dare you talk back to me?
Me: *in my mind* But you said to talk?
if I fail, I redo. If my parents ever did that to me, it would probably escalate.
bra...that shit pisses me off...
😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Chloe Go OH MY GOD IKR XD
Chloe Go
Things siblings lie about:
“I didn’t take your charger!”
“This is my shirt.”
“I didn’t do it.”
“I’ll stick up for you next time.”
“I’m gonna buy you a birthday present this year.”
On my birthday my sister bought me a small cat bag from Poundland and she didn't take off the labor or price sticker....
I never got her a present
When they wake you up for school and tell you it's 7:30 but it's actually 6:45
same
Yes!!!!
Yes!
Yea happened with me.
All the time
once I was being "bad" and my mom actually left me there a few minutes later she came back and said " did you learn your lessen yet?!"
nah my parents are hardcore af not in that way but if they sey they r leaving they'll leave for like 1 hr and comeback turns out they go eat .-.
i'd be like no i did like the pace and quiet though awered silence the i say bye i going out ill be back at 10:30pm bye
+Kitty Kat hahahaha
+Kitty Kat my parents actually left me. good thing I have a good sense of direction
my 5 year old cousin wasn't holding my uncles hand and he left him there in accident and my cousin STAYED AT THEORY TOYS AIL SAT DOWN AND PLAYED WITH A TOY . Frick if that happened to me when I was 5 I would be screaming and crying ! I mean he's 5 . Well my uncle did come back after 30 minutes
"don't eat that seed. a tree will grow inside you" my friend as a kid said that... I didn't eat apples for a couple of weeks. I was like. 7
Me: Mom? Can I do some chores for a little allowance? Like 25 cents per chore?
Mom: Absolutely not! You can do chores for free! I'm not a bank!
My brother: Momma I just made my bed!!
Mom: WOW!! Here's 75 dollars you sweet angel!!
lol
Dude, if this is true, then I feel sorry for you.
JuLiEn StOp Oh my gosh that’s messed up
Mum: I only want a sip
Me: just a sip?
Mum: JUST A SIP!
Me: *gives bottle*
Mum: *takes massive mouthful'
Me: That's enough
Me: *try to grab it from her mouth*
Me: you drank more then a sip
Mum: no I didn't
+Charlie Turner That is so accurate.
Very true
Been there 👩🙍🍹
For me, the characters change cuz sometimes both of my device has low battery and i went to my mum and i just quickly take her ipad.but that one is true
OMG YASSSSSS
No no you're fish is not dead it ... ran away LOL
lol
💯😹
+Chloe Boldog 😂 It got me LMAO 😂
The "i wont tell anyone" that is my parents
Ahaha same
Yep . I can totally relate . I do something embarrassing as a 7 year old ( 10 now ) , and tell her to keep it a secret . Next day , find mum gossiping/chatting with her family/friends telling them in detail ! She promised she'd keep it a secret and when I caught her red handed and accused her of telling other about my personal embarrassing stuff , she just denied it and said either :
" Dear , I'm talking about someone else . Funny coincidence , huh ? I ... I didn't spill YOUR secret ... Course not honey ."
" What ? No , I would never say your secret . I was just .... Just .... Uhh ..... Singing ! Yh , it's a new song , called ' I wet myself ' ! "
Yh , I wet myself at the beach . Secret . Classic secret lie . Also my mum says she'll be on the phone for 5 mins ...... Took 2 hours !
How abt Things Siblings Lie About? :D
Damn Lilly missed that one!
I do the "bye...I'm going to leave you here" thing to my dog. Yes, to my dog.
Same 😂 never works though
Miss cannon Lol. Never does for me either.
7TailedChaos ArtisticGaming ouo I should try that, except for "come" works perfectly fine.
Aw, that's sad.
How old is she? I started teaching m dog to obey certain commands since we first got her. Unless its sit, stay, come, or down, she only does it, if she wants to.
Lol, mines three. When she was younger she only did it for a treat, because she'd rather run round and jump on the furniture.
I was once curious why people got grey hairs after a certain amount of time. My mum told me that she got grey hairs every time her kid (me) would misbehave to teach me a lesson. I got grounded after I told her that I now understood why my grandma's hair is completely grey.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Burn
😂😂😂
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
+IIsuperstarII Its you poser again..... -_-
When i was little my mum said she was 'checking' my loose tooth and she actually pulled it out
same!
same
That happened to me when a spot fucked up and was dangling out abd it hurt like fk , then my dad went and said he was checking it and pulled it clean off
My dad did that
zishan khan lol
I remember when i first discovered that my mom would never actually leave me behind.
MOM: I will leave you here. Come on, I'm leaving you.
ME: Ok, bye.
MOM: I'm leaving.
ME: Visit me sometime!
MOM: Ok, seriously, get in the car.
My parents always borrow money if they don't have cash with them. Then they promise that they will give it back the next day. Well, to make it short, they owe me over 80 dollars.
Your parents owe u nothing. They would have given up a lot to bring you up.
naush09 nice saying
And it tecnicly is your parents be cause they probably gave it to u
Kavita Kute Actually it wasn't because I worked for it :) but I know where you guys are coming from and I never ask them to return the money or anything :)
"Shanta Claus"
I'm literally crying right now!
The 'I'm just gonna hold your money' one ;_; those fucking thiefs
ikr there was a time i lend them money and they never paid me back:3
+Mary Phantomhive you get me girl
+Mary Phantomhive you get me girl
+Mary Phantomhive you get me girl
+Luka Nikolic Lol but guess where I get my money in the first place ;)
*gets a D in maths*
Mom: u got a D when ur older u will never have a job
*am 25 and now have a job*
Wait.. are you trying to tell me my baby turtle didn't run away?!
Me: WAIT WHAT?! My little turtle is DEAD HE JUST HAS GONE MISSING IN THE HOUSE AND HE EATS THE FOOD I LEAVE FOR HIM Wait.... Did you throw the food away....
Mom: not at all honey!! This girl on this RUclips you watch is just crazy and she's just making a joke * smiles nervously*
Me: mom your smiling strange... Are you lying to me?!?!??!!! SHES SUPERWOMAN SHES A HERO!! WHAT THE...
(Brother comes in and knocks me out cause I'm screaming)
THE END!!
mom/dad: when I was a Child, I always helped my sibiling. I always listen to my parents and I was basically BETTER CHILD THAN YOU ARE
@kevin vaughese
ikr my mum told me the same thing and they are telling us we are not allowed to tell lies its like my tertkle is dead you told me he ranway wtf i loved that tertle as well 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Haha yeah maybe she is
Daughter: Where do babies come from?
Dad: Um, honey? Come here?
Mom:Yes?
Dad: Tell our daughter where babies come from .
Mom: Oh, a big stork drops a baby at the hospital and we go and pick it up.
Daughter: Do how come David's mom went to the hospital for three days?
Dad: Ok, I don't want you talking to David anymore.
So*
+MelloJello 1243
my mom told me there were babies in a shelf of a store and u pick what baby u want
I used to think the mother's belly button would open and then the baby would hop out xD
+-SavannahXxo! msp Edits- wut XDDDD
+-SavannahXxo! msp Edits- same
When I was 9 years old, if my parents see a police car, they tell me to crouch down to the ground. So through the car windows, the police won't see a 9 year old in the passenger seat 😂
Asian life.
So true! I can relate!
Lol legit yeah
Sarah Nguyen why ? what's wrong with that ?
+Fullmetal Titan um. How old are you?
same but I'm black k XD
Mom: u say another word and ur grounded
Me: .......
Mom: *ARE U IGNORING ME TALK!!!*
Me: but u said-
Mom: ur grounded
Me: *in my mind* am i adopted
My parents don't tell like this but I do think that I am adopted
"No. Your fish not dead, he ran away" 😂😂😂 I died of laughter.
Omg ikr
Same
+Tails Styles omg yasss
I laughed so hard at that too lol
me too
"Im gonna hold the money for you" every parent's common lie lol
"It's your money you can spend it however you want" is the definitely the biggest BS
It's the opposite for me
Me: Come on Hooyo (Mum) I'll just hold it for you
later....
Me:MY PRECIOUS!!!!!!!
* new year money *
Me: yay!!!
Mom: I'll hold it for you can keep it safe. I won't spend it I swear.
*LATER AT THE MALL*
Me: Mom, is that MY $100 bill?
Mom: * suddenly looks panicky * No. Why?
Me: I drew a purple kitten on the front. See? There's the kitten.
Mom: Th-there are thousands of $100 bills with purple kittens on it!!!
* Buys a $90 pair of shoes with the
Beast Tamer Inaba Bill.
mom:you can tell me anything i won't tell your dad
me:ok i droped my phone and the screen cracked
later
dad : your mom told me that you dropped you phone and the screen cracked
me: mo u liyed to me u said u weren't going to tell dad
mom:opps and don't u call me a lier
me :then what do i call u i mean u didn't keep ur promise
mom: ......
me: soo what do i call u
mom changes tue subject
*the
+jesus Diaz
*oops
*dropped
*lied
*Liar
*change
*Mom
*your
*I
*You
+The Gaming Pony ok thanks
No prob!
me: why you always lying
Mom: fine, I'm leaving you here! bye! *slowly walks to car*
Me: OK bye! I have my laptop you know!
Mom: *turns around* Young lady your coming with me whether you like it or not!
Same lol
Same
1OOth like
underrated.
LOL I was told my fish was in a pet hotel. When I was 15 I realized we never picked him up... Poor Bulbasaur. May he rest in fishie heaven.
wait...why did your name a FISH bulbasaur? am I the only one who doesn't get that?
like the pokemon? bulbasaur?
Angel Starlet yuh
Jade W my thoughts exactly :P
Weathergirl566 Well, I wasn't gonna name him Magikarp, was I? Those things are useless. And my fish was a badass beta fighting fish. ;P
LITTERLY my mom
Me: I got an A- in math
Mom: *slaps* YOUNG LADY WUT? BAD, BAD, BAD! YOU WILL HAVE NO FUTURE!
#AsianLife
RIGHT?!
+Caroline Nguyen sigh yea i know how it feels the amount of times i have been compared for flipping 95% wtf?
+Caroline Nguyen Your mom is a jerk
my mom is happy when I get A but but
my whole LITERALLY WHOLE EVEN MY COUSINS WILL K OW IF I GET A C
LIKE WHYYYYYY
When I was 3 I had a fish when I was and she died (after a week), my parents were like, "Sweety, I'm sorry but your fish just died." I did not understand the concept of death. So I ran around the house happily screaming, "MY FISH IS DEAD MY FISH IS DEAD!!!!!!! YYYYYYAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
OMG LOL (but very sorry for ur fish)
+Orlando Owl O_o
How pleasant.
Dharma Wolf Iknow
oh...
the money part ......the real reason why I can't buy stuff....my dad never gave me back my money (I also don't get pocket money so yeah)
"No your fish isn't dead… it ran away" 😂😂😂😂I was dead on that part 😂😂😭
No you just ran away
+Taylor-Jade Cookson Wait... "People can hire people to make comments after they dead?! That's bloody amazing!"
Mum: tell me anything I won't tell dad
Me: my screen is smashed, completely
Later
Dad: mum told me you broke your screen
Me: nah mate, I got a protector smashed that, and wanted to see if she would keep her promise
Man fish have gotten smarter since the last time I had one!😂🐠
DARWIN!
Candy Kitty DARWINNN
DARWIN 4 DAYZZZ
mom:Heh, Kwabena wake up is time's to go to school.You're gonna be late
me:*sighs* ok
mom: hurry up
me:what time is it
mom:6:50
me:*gets up and looks at the clock* IT'S 6:15
mom:Shut up and get ready
Kwabena Yēbøah OMG lol 😂
Kwabena Yeboah SAMEEEE
same
U
Ghanaian
Lucy Brown yup
Mom: Eat broccoli I and you'll grow tall
Me: Mom, I'm 12 years old and 4 inches taller then you. You eat it
Mom: ....
Me in a nutshell. But I actually like broccoli, so... xD
Lol I like cauliflower
X D
:p
😂😂 You just made my day 😂😂
the dad: oh no! your fishy not dead!......He run away
Me: *i then give him the 'Wow great job! its totally all better now!' look*
XD
My fish lived for a few years, I waited for her to die. . . . I am a terrible person
+Cocogaming my fish has been alive for over 3 years.. WHEN TF WILL IT DIE
+LyricsYT xD try four and a half years.
+Cocogaming my older one called memo was like 4 and a half
My parents told me my cat ran away with his girlfriend...found out a few years back he was hit by a car :(
my father says to me that he used to sleep only 2 hours when he was in 10th class.
My uncles said they walked 2 hours to school....They lived in the house I'm living in and the school they went to is a 10 minute walk while mine would be an hour walk
The_destroyer123 lol
Over 6th grade ive been only getting A's and B's. Once i brought a D home... 3 words, MOM WENT CRAZY. Asian life.
Ikr, I got a C once and my dad made me do writing exercises, I flippen hated it
You're serious right? If I get a B, my life is over. Done. Nothing I can do about it but wince and ensure the endless "You're never going to get anywhere in life with grades like that!"😭 #AsianLifeForReal
+Victoria Taylor ikr
I got a Bonce and my dad locked me in my room without food for 3 days straight. We were on vacation. #INDIANPARENTS
I'm an straight a student and I got an F because I clicked 'don't save' and it took me long to finish. Guess what happened next
Is it weird that I'm a teenager and I say some of these to my little brother and sister
That's not weird my sister tried to explain the baby thing to me and she said the same thing
No my big sister used all of theese lies and now im sad but ig its not weird
No same
+Paris EVERYONE lies about where a baby comes from when ur a kid >:(
Me as a 5 yr old has ALWAYS thought baby's where LITERALLY dropped off from the sky in a basket with a parachute : /
+Ashley Hurtado what,like the Grinch?
''No no! Your fish is not dead.....He ran away.'' XDDDDD
he ran away lol X3 I cant stop gilling!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
XD
lol my dad watched it and he thinks its funny XD
Haha XD
I know right
Oh hello santa. Yes shanta claus Lilly's being bad girl right now I'm going to tell shanta every thing"😂😂
Mom: clean your room, and then you will get your phone back.
I cleanded my room*
Me: i did it, give me my phone back.
Mom: wait, the dishes are dirty, do them and then you will get it back.
Sooooo true!!
MY MOM
OMG!!! Yes my mom does that so much and it annoys the crap out of me!
lmao.. why is it parents think they are actually fooling someone with this kind of garbage?.. I always had a general idea when i was being lied too.. :/ .. I remember literally having an argument with my mom about santa >.>.. then she was just like.. yah ok ::whispers:: but dont tell your siblings... apparently its not fair to them that they know the truth.. but mmm yah.. parents who do you think your foolin?
Some kids believe in Santa too much though
My parents used to tell my brother when he was little that the Madame the moon was going to get him (and she watches you all night) if he was bad. So a couple of days ago I helped my mom sort out homevideos, and I saw 2yo me talking to the sky and telling the moon she can't hit me lol.
I like the other mum better than this one
there's only one mum
I mean lily's new version of her mum
Zain Khalil wym
he meant the lady that wears orange scarf and costume(in most of her videos) is better
VAN Yoworldian Paramjeet Kaur is the other one whom Lilly enacts.
My story:
Mom: You better behave or in going to leave you home by yourself.
Me: NOOOO!!
Mom: Are you going to behave?
Me: No.
Mom: (walks out the door and shuts it.)
Me: (walks up to the door very slowly and locks it then every door and window in the house and stuffs his face with cookies and mini-cakes while playing video games.)
nice I've done that before
yassss
+Tino Vasquez Ive done this XDXDXDXDXD (The bad news was my mom scared me with threats and told me to open the door..i opened it and i got spanked several times and got grounded from the TV, My phone, and computer. :P )
+Tino Vasquez
XD
LOL
i just wonder if my mom was the only mom that told me up front no lies where babies come from...and i was 9....
you're not the only one
Lol no when I was little my mom said you come from my belly button and honestly I don't know how I believed her because like how can a baby come out of a tiny belly button
I'm 9
The Dapper Llama lol when i was 9 i asked my dad where do babies come from he gave a straight face then slapped me
I watched that video! I saw that comment
then there's my parents:
"the dog died"
"sex is a thing"
"there is no boogeyman take this shotgun rifle if you're so afraid"
LOL I love your parents.
I never directly asked my parents how babies were made, but they were just like "If you wanna know, take this book". And it explained it, xD
My mom: im gonna leave you here
*walks away*
SAME !!!!!!!!!!
Freakykiki53 I'm Hispanic so I learned all this stuff in Spanish soap operas
Me: Dad how far away are you?
My Dad: I'll be there in 5 minutes
*thirty minutes later*
Me: Dad where are you???
My Dad: I'm only two minutes away.
"If you misbehave young lady the boogie mans gonna come for you" like this if your parents told you that 😂 it was probably just my parents 😂😂🤔🤔
+Amy. markey.x
my dad would actually pretend to be the boogey man and make scary noises to scare my sister when she was misbehaving
My mum: When i was as old as u i always used to clean my room!!
Me: (goes to grandma )(mums mother) Did mum really always clean her room??
Grandma : Clean her room! Her room was always a mess! She used to hid her barbies under the bed!
Mum: ( gives my grandma an angry face )
LOL This is my 'clean your room' retual 😊 lol
loredanapace8 Well, I clean my room by my own free will sometimes... the problem is, my mom doesn't know the difference and thinks its not clean. I can clean my room Saturday morning, then that night she walks in and is like, "This place is a hurricane, when are you going to clean it?" Nu uh
Lightoftheworld __ yeah ! I know how it feels.. Happens ALL the time :( lol
:) the only way to satisfy her is to let her help me clean it.
loredanapace8 Best story ever :D
Your dad has some nice nails
Aysha? Is that you? It's me Khansa! I live in Windsor? Do you know me?'
Khansa Ashraf if you want a reply yiu have to tag her
+aysaha meah Khansa asked you something that might be important ;)
Things parents lie about:
Santa.
xD no no your fish didnt die it ran away xD
"If you get degree you get good job!" best one HAHAHA
my parents actually left me. good thing I have a good sense of direction
Poor thing
I start dying when the police PART comes 😂😂😂
biggest lie: I'll only tell you one more time!
Studies have shown that telling your kids that you're going to leave them is extremely emotionally scarring, since children don't know their parents are lying at the time.
Also, dammit, I JUST got that damn song at the end out of my head.
Comes back: "I'M LEAVING...I'M LEAVIINNNGGG?"
SOOOOO TRUE
When I was little and still slept in my parents' bed, one of them would sneakily knock on the bed and tell me it was the doctor coming to give me an injection.
My parents did exactly like this and told me boogie man is coming to get you😂😂
Um. My mom will leave me. She will not lie about that. I have been left.
This video means in general.
I know xDD
But still.
I have been left :|
+Katsa Rebelle Renaldo ur parents can get arrested of u r under 16
😥
same. I took to long to get ready for school then she left me home and took my younger sister. But on the bright side i got to go to sleep again lol
Me : mom I'm YOUR daughter right?
Mom : nah. I was walking on the street and I saw you inside the garbage can. I felt bad for you so I brought you with me.
-_-
Lol that's fucked up
my mum says stuff like that all the time and also gives me good come backs one of them is when someone i hate asks me if i am ok i am supposed to say “no i am planning the perfect murder but i don’t know how to despose if the body . any ideas?
Uncle: here take £5
Me: thanks uncle
Mum: give me the money ill look after lt
Me: you better give it back
Mum: ok ok
At home
Me: can i have my £5
Mum: WHAT i got you a 1 mc chicken and mc flurrie
Me: BRUH I WAS GODDAMN 8
Mum: so what
Me: im bloody 15
+Rishi Patel my life
I know that pain but in a different form.....
Grandad:Here's £5 pocket money
Mum:oooo look who's rich here!
Me:(leaves money on the side)
Rob(stepdad):I'm going the shop ok want anything?
Mum:yeah some ciggies
Rob:ok I'm going now(picks up my £5 not knowing it's mine)
10 minutes later
Rob:I'm back
Me:hey mum can I spend my fiver
Mum:where did you put it?
Me:on the side
Rob&mum: ...........oooohhhhhhh
Me:YOU SPENT MY ONLY MONEY AND YOU GET MONEY ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!
The Coke one, Don’t cross your eyes it will stay like this, leaving you, and leaving uncles house in 30 minutes is so true.
My parents never told me that stuff. They never told me santa was real, tooth fairy was real, and all that stuff most people STILL believe in... If something was fake, they would tell me its fake.
Its actually not evil, its good because if you believed in that stuff, later in life you are going to cry after finding out they aren't real, well for some people but I mean, that's something that could ruin your childhood lol
my parents are cool! and i love them! they never told me anything that is FAKE lol its a looooong story :P when i was 8 someone at school told me about fairy tales and about the tooth fairy :3 i told my parents and they stood silent for a memont and whispered to each other (?) i was a kid ... i told them that i want to see at least a tooth fairy! they just straight said that when u lose a teeth we will bring a tooth fairy for u :D i dont remember that much but my parents told me that i screamed and laughed and danced and jumped -.- and days past,,, when one of my tooth fell i remembered what my parents told me! and then i told them about it! they said they will bring a fairy tonight :O I SAID REALLY?! THANKS MOMMY DADDY! i never thought that my (( dad )) will wear a fairy dress and wings with a tiara that have a tiny box on it O_O I SAID WHAAAT in surprise! and he gave me one dollar! :D that was weird tho
Did you almost forget when you're in the car, and they see your seatbelt not put in, they say. "LOOK THE COPS ARE RIGHT BEHIND US, PUT IT ON!" And you look behind you there's just a regular car. Parents have to much sarcasm. Eh, you probably don't have that expirence because you can drive... Us kids have to go thru it.. 😆😆
Exaggeration not sarcasm
No, no, your fish not dead! He run away!
That made me laugh my head off.
“I don’t know”
-every parent when asked about babies
At 5:00 AM
Parents: Oi why are you still sleeping it's time for the bus!
Me: It's 5:00 AM. The bus doesn't get here until 7:00 AM.
"if you tell me the truth I am not going to get mad" the biggest lie that parents always say
Your fish is not dead he run away😆 ; )
When my dad would say he's on the phone to Santa I said no your not so he would call one of his friends and put them on to me and say that I need to stop being bad . 😂
I'm sure my parents have used all those lines on me. And even today as a grown ass woman, my parents still tell me 'oh...we're only going to ur uncle's place for few minutes........6 hours later, I'm wondering when 'few minutes' will come'!!! bloody basket case! :p
With the 'I'll leave you by yourself' thing, mum would actually do that.
She wouldn't go far. But she'd do it. We quickly learned to shut up.
She would also definitely turn the car around if we pushed.
Your fish not dead he ran away 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
👅lol👅
😕 is it bad ......😕
😑 is it bad I heard 😑
😮 all of them 😮
😇 but I'm a angle 😇
😈 or am I😈
😝 lol😝
😶 I hope those were true 😶
Hahaha I agree
Lmao
So true! Told her and next week, everybody (neighbors, family members, friends, strangers, etc.) knew it...
The end when the dad is dancing to What Does The Fox Say, killed me😂😂😂
Ahahha "its not dead it ran away"!! Ahahha
your fishy not dead! he ran away... XD
Oh I have one
Me: *gets money for my birthday
Mom: I'll just keep it for you
Me: *After 3 months - mom do you have the money I got for my birthday?
Mom: what money?
-_- Ikr that always happens
"No sweetie we can't buy that one it's broken"
Kid: but it's a puppy?
Biggest lie my dad told me...
I was at a shop when I was 9. I pointed to a condom and asked "Dad, what is this?" He seemed embarrassed and said "I don't know" even though I saw a condom in their room under their pillow the next day xD
lol
Mom: Emily, time to wake up!
Me: Ugh... Five more minutes...
Mom: Ok Em
-Absolutely 5 seconds later-
Mom: Wake up!
When they say "they'll think about it" ...... Kids!!! That means its a NO! For sure.... Its true 😂😂