Caleb Pressley headed down to Miami with an Iowa University freshman who's a bouncer at his college's frat parties to see if he could withstand the pressure of doing security at e11even nightclub on South Beach. Catch up on "The Science Behind A Frat Party - ruclips.net/video/_PHbluQ6Hcc/видео.html SUBSCRIBE: barstool.link/2O23KUH
He's a decent prospect at 6'0" and 155lbs at 18. He could easily be 6'2" and 220lbs by the time he's 25. It's his technical skills and the way he seems to naturally understand the field which are impressive. I will be drafting Austin Quinn in my bouncer pool.
This is University of Iowa. We just call it Iowa. Iowa State is a disgusting college attending by cows and sheep, and it's in the middle of a corn field. The more you know :)
@@Th-tg4zm I meant what I said. Definition: Even dumb people have found a way to abbreviate. IDN stands for "I don't no." An educated person says "I don't know," which can be abbreviated to "IDK." If you see someone that types "IDN" on a regular basis, you know that their IQ isn't very high. NOTE: If said person is dumb enough to use IDN, I doubt they'd take the time to use capitals, making it "idn."
In german military we learn to pat down, never rub. While rubbing may allow you to cover a greater surface in a smaller timeframe, patting is safer for you, since you dont risk cutting yourself on sharp edges. Another factor is that while checking someones crotch-area, patting is probably less uncomfortable for both parties involved. Also flat objects can be easily missed when rubbing someone down since you only check for changes in the surface-texture, while when patting properly you actually check for density too.
How do you get stumped by what's the difference for the pat-down and a rub down. That's like asking a mechanic between the difference between full synthetic and synthetic.
Caleb Pressley headed down to Miami with an Iowa University freshman who's a bouncer at his college's frat parties to see if he could withstand the pressure of doing security at e11even nightclub on South Beach.
Catch up on "The Science Behind A Frat Party - ruclips.net/video/_PHbluQ6Hcc/видео.html
SUBSCRIBE: barstool.link/2O23KUH
University of Iowa cmon barstool
Kid didn't even check the mouth for nail clippers, what a rookie.
Mike Bibby lolol
Just picked up those slobbery clippers no questions asked. His raw skills are there.
We all gotta start somewhere
But I feel he'll make it big in the pros
wym
Even I would do that
5:11 "He touches me in the armpit and he goes, 'you're under arrest'"
llolol
LOOOLLOLLOKL
Molly and cocaine is a hell of a drug
no way this kid doesnt end up working for barstool. 😂what a guy
I’m wheeeeeezing!
Mr. Gould is the kinda guy who "takes care" of people
He makes them go "bye bye"
@@Skydivingkittens he takes them "out back"
Took care of epstein
Paints houses
Takes care of people in both ways. Good loyal work should be highly rewarded. If not, well.....
He's a decent prospect at 6'0" and 155lbs at 18. He could easily be 6'2" and 220lbs by the time he's 25. It's his technical skills and the way he seems to naturally understand the field which are impressive. I will be drafting Austin Quinn in my bouncer pool.
Woa woaaaa slow down there buddy. My company has already offered him a job. He’s off market sorry
3rd world country problems haha
too bad you stop growing at 17.
And at that rate he'll be 6'6" and 350lbs by the time he's 39. That's not just good business, that's practically an investment.
@@morbidelm2783 guys can grow into their 20's.
"There's crotches in Iowa City" should be their tourism slogan.
As a graduate from U of I. Can confirm 10/10 crotches.
Read this while hearing it
One minute he’s just a nobody in Iowa next he’s the top security guard in the world protecting miami from concealed nail clippers 😍😍 my superhero
Them lips thooo
Why tf would you bring nail clippers to the club
@@goodpools to stab somebody in the eye with the filer
There's no such thing as a nobody in Iowa.
"Is there really a difference between Iowa State fraternity party's and Miami nightclubs" actually killed me
This is University of Iowa. We just call it Iowa. Iowa State is a disgusting college attending by cows and sheep, and it's in the middle of a corn field. The more you know :)
Fuck Iowa state, go Iowa
The principles of security remain the same, that is the interesting part.
The talent is evident, but the question is can he stay healthy? Even the best careers can be derailed by injury.
lol what?!?
@@FreshtoDeath2010 That was what we call a joke, you snail.
@@clydesweetfeetlivingston1180 🤣🤣
mr gould and the iowa doorman - truly a dynamic duo
hi
I literally love how you commented on this video lmfao
Prez giving Caleb free reign to go wherever he wants to do videos like this on anything he wants has paid massive dividends.
Well they’re in Miami anyway..
Well, his first set of video's doing Dixie Days didn't go so well.
"Super man isn't worried about touching someone's balls if he's saving the city" WTF
he isn't wrong
Makes sense
Gotta stop Octoball man somehow
I can’t argue with this
Have you not seen that episode ?
idn how this kid doesn't laugh during this absolute ridiculousness.
Stevey Irwin cause he’s fucking weird
Bruh you mean idk? 🤣
@@WHATdaFUNK123 lol
@@Th-tg4zm I meant what I said.
Definition: Even dumb people have found a way to abbreviate. IDN stands for "I don't no." An educated person says "I don't know," which can be abbreviated to "IDK." If you see someone that types "IDN" on a regular basis, you know that their IQ isn't very high.
NOTE: If said person is dumb enough to use IDN, I doubt they'd take the time to use capitals, making it "idn."
Stevey Irwin aight
Yeah.... Austin's gettin hired by barstool whenever he graduates
why does the head of security dude sound like a Skyrim NPC lol or the witchers long lost cousin
first few words when he spoke came to me as "I am Geralt of Rivia, a witcher"
Menthols
Old stormcloak
“I want to be groped” “it’s fun”. Lawsuit waiting to happen.
That guy....s...somebody watch that guy
whatever you're paying caleb it needs to be more
Caleb risked vasectomy for this interview
“What’s your advice for a first time patter?” Lmao
Lmao
Thought I was the only one who found that funny
honestly its crazy how this kid is 18. He looks even younger to me. Like 15.
he prolly is older than 18 too
I’m a year late. But I went to highschool with him. I’m 18 almost 19 now and he’s a junior in college now
@@NSton3 tell him I said he's dope 🙌
We need more Caleb, dudes iconic.
Glad you brought this kid back lol
When he pulled the big ass knife out 😂😂😂
Casual kitchen knife in the pants lmao
Touching someone’s clothes, isn’t that gross. Then he touches the nail clipper some guy held in his mouth covered in saliva
Omg its covered in spit
you forget about knife near to crotch
Thank God he got his 7th booster.
“Some would argue that doing lines in Miami is old hat” 😂😂😂😂
I don't think most people got that little line. Wink Wink.
I’m not following your line of thought
Austin Quinn really just got famous just for asking “who do you know here”
I would die for Caleb Pressley no questions asked. A national treasure who must be protected at all costs
@Caleb Patrick hahaha I was gonna say the same thing
"he touches me in the armpit and he goes, your under arrest"
The knife pullout had me weak 😂😂
Austin on the ratio of guys to girls at a frat party: “It’s 1 to 8 or I’m irate.”
“Austin really was between a rock... and a hard place”
*zooms in on the guys junk*
The fact that Barstool made this happen... idek what to say... I'm just gonna stand up in front of my laptop and clap
In german military we learn to pat down, never rub. While rubbing may allow you to cover a greater surface in a smaller timeframe, patting is safer for you, since you dont risk cutting yourself on sharp edges. Another factor is that while checking someones crotch-area, patting is probably less uncomfortable for both parties involved. Also flat objects can be easily missed when rubbing someone down since you only check for changes in the surface-texture, while when patting properly you actually check for density too.
"Oktoberfest" is German holiday in which citizens drink massive quantities of beer to forget national guilt over atrocities and genocides.”
This doorman has legendary quotes. He’s going places 💯
I live for this series. This kid's going places.
Dude this was genius...well done, love bringing back old characters
5:01 to 5:18 was the funniest section of the video. I'm astounded it wasn't scripted
the way both statements were directly connected
Definitely my favorite part
😂
I cant even tell if this kid is for real or just playing along hahaha! what a duo!
He has hella potential man! He’ll go number one for sure now
I was expecting a “who do you know here?”
"superman isnt worried about touching someones balls if its to save the city"
wise words my friend
The kid without his jacket looks like Spongebob.
DeMario Parris put respect on Austin Quinns name
"like superman isnt worried about touching someones balls if he's saving like the city" 3:12
this kid is hilarious someone give him a job at barstool
He touches me in the armpit and he goes “you’re under arrest” 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dead
8:22 "It's the rub, the rub is the way..you feel everything." wise words - 2020
I love how he pulled out the nail clippers like they were an actual weapon
5:55 is so jokes when the car doesn't pull through and then reverses out
Austen seems like a micheal cera character lol
Except way more charismatic
4:30 Caleb really had an open kitchen knife in his underwear
man when he pulled that knife out i was drinking water and it came out of my nose
I feel like the security manager was pissed the whole time lmao
He almost started laughing in his interview.
“door man beat around the bush for a while” brilliant
kid: all good u can come in
caleb: pulls out a 15 inch cooking knife
Austin and Celeb need their own show
The little background laugh when Caleb whips out the knife😂😂
i’ve learned so much, thank you Barstool.
7:10 “Austin was truly between a rock and a hard place”😂
"first time patter" lmao
That's just a bunch of half naked dudes on top of each other and like no one even questions that.
Can we just acknowledge the balls it takes to put a butchers knife in your pants.
Austin is the new Billy Football
Any time Caleb narrates, it sounds like an off topic episode of Arrested Development
Quality is getting better and better
Imagine at the end when they walked in you just heard gunshots
When I see a Caleb documentary it’s an instant watch! This dude is taking over Barstool!
"Partying on a professional level" lmao🤣
“There’s crotches in Iowa city just a lot more here”
This guy sounds like Debbie. Get them a marb light sponsor, stat.
0:21 they got that set up like its rivals or scout . Com 😂😂
Please make more of these videos they are so funny. Austin is a beast.
Awesome ,you had me fooled...getting Sam Darnauld to play the Iowa security kid funny!!
"...and if I'm not touching dude's junk to make sure there's not a knife next to it, then you know they could be in danger."
The sequel I’ve been waiting for
I knew Caleb was packing 8 inches of hard steel 😏 thank you for this shirtless episode. You know your audience well 😉
Getting some real homoerotic vibes
Ohh being the doorman at ASU when I was rushing will always be with me.
5:00 My dude got the number
The razor in the mouth, the chest hair, that shitty ass shirt 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀 Caleb is a comedic genius
Mr. Gould must be Gerald of Rivia’s father.... damn he sounds like him
5:10 Comedy Genius right here
“Doing lines in Miami”
Honestly what will caleb not do at this point. might be the funniest series on youtube rn
caleb the goat... also curious how barstool got the kid to miami lol
“Wrestling is a bunch of half naked dudes on top of each other, and no one questions that” lol, in my experience ALOT of people question that
no way this kid doesnt end up working for barstool. 😂what a guy
Caleb, Big Cat, Wonton Don
That is all I need
Bro finally a good Barstool Sports video again. Nice bro.
This might be the BEST thing on RUclips right now
BRUH the toenail clippers got me lol
His shirt for the start of the interview.. Pure gold!. Hahaha
Is it me or does Mr. Gould sound like Master Chief?
bro... the comedic genius of the nailclipper in the mouth..... im officially a CP groupie. amazing....
Mr Gould 😂😂 just wow lmao exactly who you’d think would be in that job
Watched a few interviews now you got me. Subscribed
Caleb makes these videos so much funnier
How do you get stumped by what's the difference for the pat-down and a rub down. That's like asking a mechanic between the difference between full synthetic and synthetic.
He lives on my floor in the Dorms at Iowa, Dude is super funny
Fuck it's January and this is already the best video on barstool for 2020
Guy is a riot and I don’t think he knows it ,that’s even funnier