The Biggest Simp In America

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  • Опубликовано: 11 дек 2024

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  • @swanspoon7728
    @swanspoon7728 4 года назад +6910

    The best investigative journalist of the 21st century

    • @gabrielrivas377
      @gabrielrivas377 4 года назад +28

      This might seem random but Jesus loves you and times aren’t good and we need to rely on Jesus to guide us because we see corruption everywhere and so much sin and corruption everywhere. Relationship over religion. Jesus is a prayer away and just because you haven’t had an experience with Him doesn’t mean He’s not real :) .

    • @ryanschaff123
      @ryanschaff123 4 года назад +4

      Gabriel Rivas God is good!

    • @cc3545
      @cc3545 4 года назад +2

      @@gabrielrivas377 God is great!!

    • @badbaws01
      @badbaws01 4 года назад

      Pulitzer material

    • @jakefreeman3089
      @jakefreeman3089 4 года назад +8

      Ehhhh AllGasNoBrakes really gets in there but Caleb is up there too

  • @ljf1963
    @ljf1963 4 года назад +5565

    You really hit the head on the nail with this one Caleb.

    • @robspecht9550
      @robspecht9550 4 года назад +113

      Landon F in all aspects...I mean expectations.

    • @gabrielrivas377
      @gabrielrivas377 4 года назад +36

      This might seem random but Jesus loves you and times aren’t good and we need to rely on Jesus to guide us because we see corruption everywhere and so much sin and corruption everywhere. Relationship over religion. Jesus is a prayer away and just because you haven’t had an experience with Him doesn’t mean He’s not real :) .

    • @krabby1555
      @krabby1555 4 года назад +60

      Gabriel Rivas ah so you are the man responsible for the disappearance of my dad. He left when I was 6 hoping to find out who tf asked.

    • @marcuschung1888
      @marcuschung1888 4 года назад +3

      Krabby 15 🤣

    • @brandonprice1301
      @brandonprice1301 3 года назад +1

      @@krabby1555 One day you will know the truth.

  • @sterlingjones2005
    @sterlingjones2005 4 года назад +5157

    “We got high aspects.”
    “I think you meant expectations.”

    • @celtics3131
      @celtics3131 4 года назад +391

      good to see that degree at ASU is working for him.

    • @maxtaylor12
      @maxtaylor12 4 года назад +69

      Shit had me dead

    • @jasonkraayenbrink6200
      @jasonkraayenbrink6200 4 года назад +210

      Same dude said "hit the head on the nail". Bruh learn at least 1 language completely.

    • @GSMillion
      @GSMillion 4 года назад +22

      He goes to Arizona state lol

    • @jonlamonte5833
      @jonlamonte5833 4 года назад +43

      That dude needs a helmet

  • @Soulr
    @Soulr 4 года назад +6608

    Caleb makes the best content on Barstool by far

    • @calebbrown9380
      @calebbrown9380 4 года назад +25

      My name Caleb

    • @yomama847
      @yomama847 4 года назад +59

      Donnie

    • @patrick.3
      @patrick.3 4 года назад +30

      Caleb, Donnie, and Pardon My Take make the best content on barstool

    • @ryan6881
      @ryan6881 4 года назад +7

      Haha yeah he’s the only one I watch. I’ve watched like ten episodes today and can’t stop laughing haha

    • @masonsmith1191
      @masonsmith1191 4 года назад +17

      One of the girls in the pool has got some fucking cannons

  • @peteplayer3
    @peteplayer3 4 года назад +5895

    Him just casually walking into the water in full dress attire is so underrated 😂

    • @liammattingly6868
      @liammattingly6868 4 года назад +9

      yes

    • @meditationstation-discover8992
      @meditationstation-discover8992 3 года назад +80

      Haha yeah and sits chest deep fully clothed but still tucks his tie into his shirt pocket 🤣

    • @samdude8390
      @samdude8390 3 года назад +12

      @@meditationstation-discover8992 it's hilarious that he's always wearing a clip-on and it always untucks itself from the collar haha.

    • @Reclickd
      @Reclickd 3 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🏆

    • @dadamager3000
      @dadamager3000 3 года назад +3

      Lmao I missed it

  • @byrenhuang657
    @byrenhuang657 4 года назад +4412

    Caleb: Is he a simp?
    Boys: Yup
    Also Caleb: Is she at least hot?
    Boys: Yup.

    • @simplychaff1875
      @simplychaff1875 3 года назад +253

      The duality of man.

    • @fightfan9739
      @fightfan9739 2 года назад +3

      @@simplychaff1875 👏🏽

    • @alexandertye3244
      @alexandertye3244 2 года назад +14

      @@simplychaff1875 Come on, there's a different between falling a victim to beauty until you lose yourself and between acknowledging a girl beautiness then moving on with your life.

    • @erweez7669
      @erweez7669 2 года назад +1

      Hott tamales 🫔 🥵

    • @Chatta-Ortega
      @Chatta-Ortega 2 года назад

      @@simplychaff1875
      That Jungian thing.....

  • @mntc2167
    @mntc2167 4 года назад +2323

    Wasn’t ready to wake up with this. Wow, that hits hard.

    • @gabrielrivas377
      @gabrielrivas377 4 года назад +16

      This might seem random but Jesus loves you and times aren’t good and we need to rely on Jesus to guide us because we see corruption everywhere and so much sin and corruption everywhere. Relationship over religion. Jesus is a prayer away and just because you haven’t had an experience with Him doesn’t mean He’s not real :) .

    • @AmanAman-ri9kk
      @AmanAman-ri9kk 4 года назад

      The boys American privilege began when the founding father became boys and wanted to be a Chad to England and look what happened to Washington after he was taken from the boys

    • @AshtrayAnnie
      @AshtrayAnnie 4 года назад +3

      lol this was a mock bro. if you felt from this you should see a councillor🤣. this was comedy.

    • @mntc2167
      @mntc2167 4 года назад +5

      AshtrayAnnie if you think this is a mock...I’m afraid you are the one who needs help and fast.

    • @AshtrayAnnie
      @AshtrayAnnie 4 года назад

      @@mntc2167 🤣🤣🤣🤣Dude its barstool sports. Its gag/satirical humour. Like jesus you must be one hell of a 'bro'🤣

  • @ryanzimmerman9764
    @ryanzimmerman9764 4 года назад +3017

    Their inability to properly quote some of America's most commonly used phrases screams ASU and I love these boys for it

  • @LoxMatty
    @LoxMatty 4 года назад +1321

    The “hit the head on the nail” kid has a way with words

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 2 года назад +12

      Not the right way but definitely a way

    • @TeethOfDead
      @TeethOfDead 2 года назад +22

      Same one who said “we got high aspects” asu baby

    • @younghirsch
      @younghirsch 2 года назад +1

      He's got the spirit

  • @mattshapiro5132
    @mattshapiro5132 4 года назад +2451

    A girlfriend at ASU? Ya that’s not a thing.

    • @lllllllllllllllII
      @lllllllllllllllII 4 года назад +13

      Lmao

    • @maxtaylor12
      @maxtaylor12 4 года назад +182

      Peter S It’s a party school, so yeah that’s the joke.

    • @jugothejuice7367
      @jugothejuice7367 4 года назад +151

      If she goes to ASU she belongs to the streets

    • @Bosilaify
      @Bosilaify 4 года назад +6

      @@jugothejuice7367 facts

    • @KM-cm1jp
      @KM-cm1jp 3 года назад +1

      @@jugothejuice7367 100%

  • @jakemccluremd
    @jakemccluremd 4 года назад +930

    “Like acid reflux?” God I love Caleb’s comeback humor.

  • @unclenolte6784
    @unclenolte6784 4 года назад +1008

    The ill-fitting shit Caleb wears just make these so much better. Easily a top 3 talent at Barstool, IMO.

    • @jackherbold625
      @jackherbold625 4 года назад +60

      He’s top 2 and not 2

    • @DJ-su9pf
      @DJ-su9pf 4 года назад +3

      Yuhdigg bruh simp

    • @jabroneee
      @jabroneee 4 года назад +1

      @@jackherbold625 That my friend, is called 1. Very good number. Thought I'd help ya out a little bit.

    • @jackherbold625
      @jackherbold625 4 года назад +21

      Kyle Callahan that is indeed the purpose of that phrase mr English professor sir

    • @jackherbold625
      @jackherbold625 4 года назад +2

      D J I will shamelessly simp for caleb

  • @bobbysilver581
    @bobbysilver581 4 года назад +749

    What killed me was him sitting in the pool interviewing the guy with the tie and dress clothes on

    • @swampsnipe8790
      @swampsnipe8790 4 года назад +40

      What was best is that he kept his tie dry. Tucked all into his pocket

    • @Jay-ut9ov
      @Jay-ut9ov 3 года назад +1

      Don't forget the clip on tie lol

    • @a.-7774
      @a.-7774 3 года назад

      If it killed you how did you write this comment? 🤔

    • @Dj-fp6kp
      @Dj-fp6kp 2 года назад

      Classic

    • @Kyle-fq4kq
      @Kyle-fq4kq 2 года назад +1

      @@a.-7774 since you’re being literal, you actually think he wrote the comment? Pretty sure he typed it but idk

  • @dvoob
    @dvoob 4 года назад +148

    impressive that caleb can both make fun of frat boys, and also show their humanity at the same time.

  • @harvey_weenstain8857
    @harvey_weenstain8857 4 года назад +1343

    Pouring out a nooner for drew's fallen aspects today✌

    • @gabrielrivas377
      @gabrielrivas377 4 года назад +10

      This might seem random but Jesus loves you and times aren’t good and we need to rely on Jesus to guide us because we see corruption everywhere and so much sin and corruption everywhere. Relationship over religion. Jesus is a prayer away and just because you haven’t had an experience with Him doesn’t mean He’s not real :) .

    • @qtiPPP
      @qtiPPP 4 года назад +14

      @@gabrielrivas377 anyways, cheers Harvey

    • @jackwilliamson6464
      @jackwilliamson6464 4 года назад +4

      David Keuthan lmao😭😭

    • @Jdhernandez209
      @Jdhernandez209 4 года назад +6

      ​@@gabrielrivas377 Jesus was a Simp because his "step dad" joseph was a Simp! he got cucked & finessed into thinking baby jesus was the son of "god" & believed mary was a virgin. SIMP!

    • @Dewtart
      @Dewtart 4 года назад +1

      Gabriel Rivas dont remember asking

  • @edwardsimpson7709
    @edwardsimpson7709 4 года назад +939

    How many common figures of speech can they get wrong?
    "hit the head on the nail"
    "we have high aspects"
    ... this is amazing

    • @gabrielrivas377
      @gabrielrivas377 4 года назад +15

      This might seem random but Jesus loves you and times aren’t good and we need to rely on Jesus to guide us because we see corruption everywhere and so much sin and corruption everywhere. Relationship over religion. Jesus is a prayer away and just because you haven’t had an experience with Him doesn’t mean He’s not real :) .

    • @justinpolaris5324
      @justinpolaris5324 4 года назад +43

      haha they? It was the same kid both times. Im surprised he signed the release to have his face shown lol.

    • @emuccino
      @emuccino 4 года назад +6

      looks like 2

    • @berryreading4809
      @berryreading4809 4 года назад +8

      "Only time CAN tell" 🤦‍♂️

    • @calmdownladies
      @calmdownladies 4 года назад +1

      two

  • @WARSfate
    @WARSfate 4 года назад +467

    Caleb is the best, his style of comedy makes me laugh harder than most Comedians

    • @gabrielrivas377
      @gabrielrivas377 4 года назад +8

      This might seem random but Jesus loves you and times aren’t good and we need to rely on Jesus to guide us because we see corruption everywhere and so much sin and corruption everywhere. Relationship over religion. Jesus is a prayer away and just because you haven’t had an experience with Him doesn’t mean He’s not real :) .

    • @SAsh-zg6ln
      @SAsh-zg6ln 4 года назад +4

      Addison G always going into water with his business professional clothes is an absolutely electric move

    • @WARSfate
      @WARSfate 4 года назад +2

      Gabriel Rivas not religious but I appreciate this, thank you

    • @johneppstv
      @johneppstv 4 года назад

      Cuz hes not joking lol

    • @APAL880
      @APAL880 4 года назад

      that's cause most comedians suck. Colin Quinn and Norm MacDonald and Patrice O'neal and Doug Stanhope are great though.

  • @willduncan4587
    @willduncan4587 4 года назад +509

    Seeing him standing in the pool with all his clothes and shoes on had me dead 😂😂

    • @myneighbortotoro88
      @myneighbortotoro88 Год назад +2

      But tucking away the tie in his pocket to keep it dry. 😂

  • @connordacierno1363
    @connordacierno1363 4 года назад +1724

    “Zach hit the head... the nail on the head with that one” We gotta protect this man

    • @naomelescroart7390
      @naomelescroart7390 4 года назад +300

      It’s amazing to me that he said the quote incorrectly, and you misquoted him as saying it correctly which loses why it’s so damn funny.
      He said: “Zack hit the nail...the head on the nail with that one” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @naomelescroart7390
      @naomelescroart7390 4 года назад +42

      KrosziZ couldn’t even fuck it up right 🤣

    • @Ronzo777
      @Ronzo777 4 года назад +2

      😂

    • @raleighcassada7602
      @raleighcassada7602 4 года назад +2

      @@naomelescroart7390 I am dead 🤣

    • @connordacierno1363
      @connordacierno1363 4 года назад +3

      @@naomelescroart7390 92 likes.. to over 500 but I digress

  • @jacobgordon7179
    @jacobgordon7179 4 года назад +222

    Caleb: is she at least hot?
    the boys: "yeah"

  • @scottcrawford1104
    @scottcrawford1104 4 года назад +169

    Head on the nail and high aspects. This kid is a genius

  • @Ayyy_its_Wally
    @Ayyy_its_Wally 4 года назад +478

    If Caleb ever left Barstool.. The Pres would have to file for bankruptcy

  • @HaskHole
    @HaskHole 4 года назад +251

    The Simp Guy has never ever missed leg day

  • @louisstevens6779
    @louisstevens6779 4 года назад +105

    This series has such high aspects

  • @brodiehop33
    @brodiehop33 4 года назад +172

    Hate to see this happen to someone so young, praying for him and his boys

    • @awesome-xg4hl
      @awesome-xg4hl 2 года назад +4

      it’s happening to one of my boys, what do i do? 😔

    • @edog551
      @edog551 2 года назад +3

      @@awesome-xg4hl grow up

    • @SanxBile
      @SanxBile Год назад

      @@awesome-xg4hl Is she hot?

  • @cre8ivfun
    @cre8ivfun 4 года назад +1076

    Her face is hidden because they broke up after filming this lol

    • @lebumjames1373
      @lebumjames1373 4 года назад +44

      yessir ferda

    • @Yso0Serious1
      @Yso0Serious1 4 года назад +23

      She realized he was such a beta

    • @RocketLeon45
      @RocketLeon45 4 года назад +9

      dude you know this stuff is fake right?

    • @dunkirito8308
      @dunkirito8308 3 года назад +33

      @@Yso0Serious1 You must be an alpha, huh?

    • @rainy7106
      @rainy7106 3 года назад +36

      @@dunkirito8308 Of course he is, every faceless dude that tries to emasculate strangers on the internet is totally a dominant man in real life.

  • @probarth9657
    @probarth9657 4 года назад +189

    tucking his tie into his shirt so it doesn’t get wet while sitting in a pool 😂

    • @jodiegerard7070
      @jodiegerard7070 3 года назад

      I'm LMAO with Caleb Chilling in the water in again....full office gear. Genius.

  • @dougieefresh1829
    @dougieefresh1829 4 года назад +429

    “Zach hit the nai”
    *Indecisive, brain melts and malfunctions*
    “the head on the nail with that one”
    Caleb: “Zach truly did hit the head on the nail...the homies were heartbroken”
    Caleb’s comedic timing is impeccable 😂😂😂

    • @questionmark1152
      @questionmark1152 4 года назад +15

      Comedic timing is often impeccable in post production.
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dougieefresh1829
      @dougieefresh1829 4 года назад +3

      Question Mark ohh, here we go, you’re one of “Those guys” the guy that has to find a way to take away from something. That shits always been weird to me 🧐
      The hesitation/comedic timing he used right before he said ...”The Homies were heartbroken.” Is the part that made me laugh. So what’s that got to do with post production? Maybe I’m just confused about what your point is..?

    • @uncleiroh4650
      @uncleiroh4650 4 года назад +1

      Dougiee Fresh yeah, “he’s” one of those guys, lol

  • @yuhboi5535
    @yuhboi5535 3 года назад +23

    I build dorms in Tempe for asu, makes me proud to know these are the boys living in them.

  • @IsThisHandleTaken
    @IsThisHandleTaken Год назад +10

    The 'aspects' and 'hit the head on the nail' guy was really the star of all this. I love that he ALMOST got the phrase right but then reversed it at the last second.

  • @southflcc
    @southflcc 4 года назад +354

    “Is she at least hot” 💀😂😂

    • @gabrielrivas377
      @gabrielrivas377 4 года назад +27

      This might seem random but Jesus loves you and times aren’t good and we need to rely on Jesus to guide us because we see corruption everywhere and so much sin and corruption everywhere. Relationship over religion. Jesus is a prayer away and just because you haven’t had an experience with Him doesn’t mean He’s not real :) .

    • @nicholaskorth1420
      @nicholaskorth1420 4 года назад +26

      Gabriel Rivas tf are you on

    • @fuzzybuddy7286
      @fuzzybuddy7286 4 года назад +3

      Gabriel Rivas stfu Jesus ain’t real your whole life is a lie

    • @brynleehassan3614
      @brynleehassan3614 4 года назад

      Gabriel Rivas 💓

    • @samuelsprings7245
      @samuelsprings7245 4 года назад

      @@fuzzybuddy7286 Good joke.

  • @GamerzShit
    @GamerzShit 4 года назад +19

    "Zach truly did hit the head on the nail" Just beautiful

  • @aldenorlando13
    @aldenorlando13 4 года назад +4

    I have no words. A story of animosity, jealousy, and betrayal. Bravo.

  • @camrayner7302
    @camrayner7302 4 года назад +162

    "Zach truly hit the head on the nail"

    • @gabrielrivas377
      @gabrielrivas377 4 года назад +4

      This might seem random but Jesus loves you and times aren’t good and we need to rely on Jesus to guide us because we see corruption everywhere and so much sin and corruption everywhere. Relationship over religion. Jesus is a prayer away and just because you haven’t had an experience with Him doesn’t mean He’s not real :) .

    • @brownwaterwings
      @brownwaterwings 4 года назад +12

      @@gabrielrivas377 you truly hit the head on the nail Gabriel Rivas

  • @Emersonbenny
    @Emersonbenny 4 года назад +69

    “A group arrest where the boys each go to separate jails” im dead

    • @MrEazyE357
      @MrEazyE357 3 года назад

      Everyone seems to think that was hilarious but I didn't really get it.

  • @masonyarbrough
    @masonyarbrough 4 года назад +75

    he’s done it again bud doesn’t miss on these documentaries

  • @ajuicedup
    @ajuicedup 4 года назад +41

    This is about to get an Oscar for best short film of 2020

  • @policyisquality3315
    @policyisquality3315 4 года назад +24

    I was actually lying around trying go take a nap wondering why I haven't seen Caleb around lately, love his style of mini doc. The most ridiculous content on Barstool - I mean that in a good way.

  • @ethanb6359
    @ethanb6359 4 года назад +47

    This guy could make a doc about grass growing and it would still be interesting

  • @scholiast2
    @scholiast2 4 года назад +36

    Caleb is the gift that just keeps on giving

  • @Skywalkaaa
    @Skywalkaaa 4 года назад +58

    "It's like acid reflux"
    "Exactly"

  • @negryanu1
    @negryanu1 4 года назад +39

    Caleb is the best water-prop comic ever!

  • @Abcdefbdawg22
    @Abcdefbdawg22 4 года назад +7

    7:20 - That was beautifully said

  • @ginpros
    @ginpros 3 года назад +11

    I can personally attest to this. Props to Caleb for keeping barstool above water. Bringing the quality takes and videos the people deserve. Rock on

  • @abdimalikmohamud3519
    @abdimalikmohamud3519 4 года назад +127

    “We miss you bro”😢 Simp city population drew smh

    • @gabrielrivas377
      @gabrielrivas377 4 года назад +1

      This might seem random but Jesus loves you and times aren’t good and we need to rely on Jesus to guide us because we see corruption everywhere and so much sin and corruption everywhere. Relationship over religion. Jesus is a prayer away and just because you haven’t had an experience with Him doesn’t mean He’s not real :) .

    • @maxbennett2596
      @maxbennett2596 4 года назад

      Are you a Christian because you said relationship over religion

  • @Tismspeaks
    @Tismspeaks 4 года назад +21

    Thank you Caleb

  • @vrajshah2156
    @vrajshah2156 2 года назад +23

    Ive been watching this channel for a while and although I know it’s jokes, I just wanted to be serious for a moment and say thank you for the visuals you provide after you introduce new vocabulary. I was born blind and the doctors thought I would never understand what simping meant but after watching this video, albeit it took a few tries, the unthinkable happened. And now I’m getting off Grindr. Thanks, Caleb.

  • @tzp626
    @tzp626 4 года назад +108

    Caleb: "simpin is not a phrase you throw around lightly"
    Anyone on the internet after you say anything about a female: Am I a joke to you?

  • @maxbagaan
    @maxbagaan 4 года назад +34

    5:06 Zack hit the nai- head on the nail

  • @lukedominick7742
    @lukedominick7742 3 года назад +16

    I love how he’s sitting in the pool, fully clothed, with his tie tucked into his shirt pocket so it doesn’t get wet

  • @dajilus2410
    @dajilus2410 4 года назад +25

    "he's not a me anymore, he's a we" 😂

  • @svennyg
    @svennyg 4 года назад +18

    “High aspects. Did u mean to say expectations?” 😂😂

    • @stickywickedy
      @stickywickedy 2 года назад

      He tries to correct him but even high expectations wouldn't make sense in that context. 😂

  • @famguy218
    @famguy218 4 года назад +69

    “She’s a boy” “she’s one of the boys?” Nice when he’s corrected on something like this

  • @TheGEOPOLITICIANGUY
    @TheGEOPOLITICIANGUY 4 года назад +4

    The “aspects” part and the “head on the nail” were both by far the best aspects (intended) of this beautiful piece of art called real journalism

  • @YungLito777
    @YungLito777 3 года назад +5

    "constant fucking" 🤡🤡🤡 that part had me dying 😂🤣

  • @PaPaPOVEY
    @PaPaPOVEY 4 года назад +128

    Is she at least hot???
    Yeah

  • @kramnewton8683
    @kramnewton8683 4 года назад +3

    Barstool really hit the head on the nail with this one.

  • @kellanmurakami5340
    @kellanmurakami5340 3 года назад +9

    “Where everyone has to go to separate jails” implying that if they all go to the same jail they’re still kicking it lmao

  • @bonkgaming4796
    @bonkgaming4796 4 года назад +10

    I lost it when he walked into the pool with his suit on lmaooooooo

  • @fatboyslim496
    @fatboyslim496 3 года назад +6

    Caleb's features give off Nathan For You vibes. Hilarious satire and ridiculous subjects, yet he manages to get genuine emotions out of people in between the ridiculousness and hilariousness.

  • @kyleloughlin1995
    @kyleloughlin1995 4 года назад +22

    The kid who says “high aspects” and “head on the nail” got me geekin

  • @jordantobey2908
    @jordantobey2908 3 года назад +3

    Watched one Sundae conversation and can’t get enough of Caleb now

  • @hkmontero3461
    @hkmontero3461 4 года назад +6

    caleb is the reason why i'm subscribed to this channel

  • @tylermc7121
    @tylermc7121 4 года назад +6

    This hits different when it happened to you and your best friend :( rip friendship.

  • @kvrh
    @kvrh 2 года назад +1

    just found this gold channel, basically real life south park LMAO

  • @GISJohn
    @GISJohn 3 года назад +5

    That one cat trying to land phrases was too funny "We have high aspects" "You hit the head on the nail"

  • @JoabRico
    @JoabRico 8 месяцев назад +1

    “Is it almost like … he died ?”
    This is superb … the topic isn’t profound
    But the journalism made it so deep

  • @mr.k6136
    @mr.k6136 2 года назад +5

    Man I don't know why this dude is so funny all I know is that every time I watch one of his interviews I get a pain in my side from laughter.. also I want to point out I like the whole 60 minute feel in this episode

  • @PoloJugga5799
    @PoloJugga5799 2 года назад +1

    Caleb makes the best stuff on this channel I haven't even seen the other stuff.

  • @cjbalmaceda360
    @cjbalmaceda360 4 года назад +4

    wasn't expecting to shed a tear today

  • @owencoventry2435
    @owencoventry2435 3 года назад +4

    “It’s like acid reflux” “exactly” 😂😂😂

  • @wobwobwubwub
    @wobwobwubwub 2 года назад +3

    This is incredible content. Caleb is the engine that keeps barstool running

  • @NoxiousPond
    @NoxiousPond 4 года назад +4

    “Did you mean to say expectations?” I laughed right there

  • @ZackLazo
    @ZackLazo 4 года назад +5

    7:19 that boy's just spitting straight truth

  • @gs-ru6zd
    @gs-ru6zd 4 года назад +44

    Caleb: "is she at least hot?"
    the nail on the head guy: "yeah"
    other guy: "yeah"
    was waiting for that question lol

  • @jermis3762
    @jermis3762 4 года назад +9

    Caleb is one of the funniest people in the history of the world.

  • @alexskiing4life
    @alexskiing4life 4 года назад +71

    SHES A BOY

  • @jflesh8673
    @jflesh8673 3 года назад +1

    By far the best dateline investigation i never saw..

  • @DestroySteve
    @DestroySteve 2 года назад +2

    “Unfortunately that’s what all girlfriends say.” Was too real. Lmao.

  • @jackmckeown616
    @jackmckeown616 4 года назад +2

    Wow! This video really hit the head on the nail for me and lived up to my high aspects!

  • @BlkRamGuy
    @BlkRamGuy 4 года назад +31

    Caleb thank you for exposing the dark underbelly of having a girlfriend, you lose your connection to your boys! There needs to be a little give and take to achieve ultimate happiness!

  • @giovannismith5519
    @giovannismith5519 4 года назад

    I live for this kind of content.

  • @Unavailableytpplchannel
    @Unavailableytpplchannel 3 года назад +3

    Mans really walked in water with his suit on🤣🤣🤣🤣 3:12

  • @roosterboy7357
    @roosterboy7357 2 года назад +1

    The group arrest lmao

  • @nukingjapanwasok6265
    @nukingjapanwasok6265 4 года назад +4

    The court has found Chad Bradington guilty of committing a class 4 felony: simping

  • @Chochosblastin
    @Chochosblastin 4 года назад +1

    “Constant fuckin” I died😭😭

  • @philthedrill2244
    @philthedrill2244 4 года назад +4

    “He truly did hit the head on the nail”

  • @michaelfernandez3182
    @michaelfernandez3182 2 года назад +2

    We've got high aspects.....did you mean to say high expectations? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 That killed me

  • @hungryhungryhummer
    @hungryhungryhummer 4 года назад +7

    It’s no simp September. What a shame.

  • @0vrhl
    @0vrhl 4 года назад +1

    Mr. Pressley you are the goldmine of Barstool

    • @0vrhl
      @0vrhl 4 года назад

      And you need to collaborate with All Gas No Breaks

  • @partydean17
    @partydean17 4 года назад +5

    "Which begged the question.
    Did you think she killed Drew's dog?"
    Lmao no it did not beg that question

  • @tonystarks7715
    @tonystarks7715 2 года назад +2

    " Hit the head on the nail" 😂🤣😂

  • @MathMaster8700
    @MathMaster8700 4 года назад +5

    “Is she at least hot?”
    Da bois: “Yeah”

  • @Hashartnft
    @Hashartnft 2 года назад +1

    Constant fucking forgot about that one

  • @Pianophilia36
    @Pianophilia36 4 года назад +5

    Greatest way to wake up with a hangover

  • @paulcd9114
    @paulcd9114 4 года назад +1

    These videos deserve the world

  • @Evantures
    @Evantures 4 года назад +5

    1 like 1 prayer for the simpin homies out there . Bring em home

  • @nicholaschriss1706
    @nicholaschriss1706 3 года назад +1

    Always finishing on note of perspective. Loving your work Caleb.

  • @vinceramirez6963
    @vinceramirez6963 4 года назад +7

    “Biggest simp in America”
    Finally. A worthy opponent. Our battle shall be legendary!

    • @kyfresh2death
      @kyfresh2death 2 года назад

      Will smith is the biggest simp of this year until another simp legend is born lol.

  • @isaiahmatthew5334
    @isaiahmatthew5334 4 года назад +2

    Bro omg his tie in his shirt pocket when he’s sitting in the pool has me dying 😂😂😂