I just played Starcraft with the Kerrigan cocoon and all that, and reading this comment combined two very strange images in my mind. Thank you sir, I think I need my mother.
No, taurine used to be extracted from bull/ox semen, but nowadays it can be synthesized in labs. The particular taurine in Red Bull is also vegan-friendly. Think about it; they don't want to alienate their customer base.
Bruno Ferreira don’t even try to be a funny guy, Far from it....Your more like a Funny Boii the type that sneaks to the neighbor Boiiz and pretend and tell yo mom he is your best friend and you go for sleep overs and play ghost and goblins not with a controller either if you know what I mean lmao
They probably opened up a club just for this show and went bakrupt after the first episode when no one came back because you can't exit without three fingers up the doopy hole.
Most clubs are crowded like that, Tao in Vegas this past Saturday night I couldn't fucking move it was so packed. But this does look staged, probably extras standing around
@Nizar Ridzman - SavannaGamers "Go ahead and heal him Giorno" "I'm sorry, I'm Giorno Giovanna and I have a dream, I'm too busy having a dream because I'm Giorno Giovanna"
Julian Adams getting my nutsack crushed between a vice grip while being waterboarded with literal piss would be a more pleasurable feeling then getting my toes sucked ngl
Aye I was the dude who called Josh a walking W in chat. You used my joke for your video so I now have 75% stake in your channel and all of it’s earnings.
You'd HAVE to be a very attractive man in order to justify wearing that horrendous, striped collared shirt that you see white guys normally wear at the club.
East Clintwood That’s what I was thinking too. But we all know a true man of confidence can say literally anything and the whole club (guys included) will go home with him.
True, that’s what I was thinking as well, BUT he still approached people in a very weird way, from what was shown (which is obviously not enough to completely judge) and didn’t even say “Hi, how are you” and shit.
Damn if someone ever comes up to me when I’m talking to a girl at a bar and asks if they can introduce themselves I’m just gonna say no lol. That was brutal
Y’all who’s taking the dub in a free for all between Vasily, the Matador (with a football helmet), and Charlie with akimbo fleshlights? Close match imo
It’s so insane to think that these guys were once society’s standard of attractiveness and sex appeal. Now, they probably stand outside of bodegas, asking people for cigarettes and hanging desperately on to the memories of their youth.
Gotta hand it to you LEGO bois. He said he wouldn’t be doing it, and went as far as to throw a copy in the trash on a vid, yet, here you are. I like the persistence.
04:30 "Everything about you is still looking better than me right"? Ohhhh, that was cringy on a psychological level. He clearly loves himself, and he hits the girl with that pickup line... Now I need a freezing cold shower.
Matador wasn’t birthed from a mother
They threw a fetus into a pool of muscle milk and axe body spray and he emerged fully grown
AESTHETIC AsTrOnAuTa so the matador is basically keemstars clone?
Part of the PowerChad men?
I just played Starcraft with the Kerrigan cocoon and all that, and reading this comment combined two very strange images in my mind. Thank you sir, I think I need my mother.
Like a modern Achilles only his ankles are perfect too.
Where did they get the fetus from?
The matador was summoned from a pool of testosterone and bud light.
Why does that make me think of battery acid
And protein
don't forget Red Bull
I saw a football drowning in that pool
Don't forget Marlboro reds
The Matador was born from pure testosterone and muscle mass.
His mom feed him monster drink instead of milk when he was born
@@metaford3746 energy drinks contain taurine which is essentially bull semen 😉
No, taurine used to be extracted from bull/ox semen, but nowadays it can be synthesized in labs. The particular taurine in Red Bull is also vegan-friendly. Think about it; they don't want to alienate their customer base.
Those atropus planets always did make weird creatures...
He is pure mass, he has no bones, because those break.
It looks like what you imagined a club was when you were 12
is that not what a club is like??
what are clubs like?
@@Boxsteam Me with social anxiety, and never going out.
I have no inside knowledge of these so called "clubs"
What's 12?
I know nothing about these so called clubs, except for the music that is played there.
When that guy said "I'm the male here," I just had to take my headphones off for a moment from pure cringe.
Bro I had to stand up and walk that one off 😂😂
MR FREEZE-98 not in a good way... I’d shrivel up out of cringe
Connor Reich same
Not really me because i am too cringy to be killed
I had an inner breakdown bcuz of that ngl 😂
To earn the Matador status you must kill the man currently holding the Matador title
This is canon
The Dude read this in David Attenborough’s voice
You need the Mini-Matador headband to challenge the Matador, though.
Et tu charlie?
Slay him and gain his powers
_It's all about confidence_
**Laughs in sexual harassment allegations**
Lmao
RJ it’s with two gs you monster
It's all about looks. Ugly + confident = creepy.
Bellow again
@RJ ur son's gay
That’s the most 2000s intro I’ve ever seen.
@Wolf Link "It's britney bitch"
On god that shit is crazy that was nearly 2 decades ago 😂
The edit is like those dramatic India drama shows. Horrific to look at.
That damn cell phone cracked me up
Because it is a 2000s show lol
The best pickup line is "How about you follow me to my *car* so I can show you my *car* "
You wanna get in the trunk? It's pretty comfy.
Nice Joe reference
I live in my *car*
i have candy in there
Ew I bet you still live with your parents
Josh 1 - Max 0
Sounds like my entire high school experience
Max Whitworth what did josh do to you
ouch
@@alexanderbuc6625 he was a dom
@@alexanderbuc6625 He was a true alpha male.
I’ve had a few Joshes one-up me back in high school.
“This game makes you feel like a player” - IGN
This game really makes you feel like batman
This game makes you F E E L *moist*
Bruno Ferreira don’t even try to be a funny guy, Far from it....Your more like a Funny Boii the type that sneaks to the neighbor Boiiz and pretend and tell yo mom he is your best friend and you go for sleep overs and play ghost and goblins not with a controller either if you know what I mean lmao
TriiipleSiiix that's really specific man, hope you play ghost and goblins with a controller soon
That profile pic tho
Legit didn't think anyone chest bumped unironically anymore.
Only The Matador can pull this off
@124214324 324321432 thinking razor phones existed in 90s = 10 iq think
124214324 324321432 more like 2007
it’s old remember the flip phone
Fuzzy Barbarian Early 2000’s culture fam
Charlie: uses fleshlights as weapons with no emotion
vs.
Charlie when he sees a bikini: *WHOAAAAHHHHHH!!!!*
LMAO
I meanboob's are kinda inappropriate
Damn xQc
“Almost Tom Cruise” im dying
No replies almost 800 likes? Here to let you know 🥴
Also I thought that comment was hilarious because I didnt even see the resemblance haha
@@HowieRaps cummy wummy
@@HowieRaps 😋
Charlie shut up for a sec, I'm trying to listen to the show.
Can this homeless Keanu Reeves wannabe teenager stop talking over the show? I want to listen
Holy shit just go watch the original show you fucking genius
@@cecilasen r/wooosh r/5dollarslavetrade
@@beandzhoe5896 heck my bad I was trying to white knight so Charlie would make me moist as a reward
@Get Nae Nae'd I have a fleshlignt armour
This notification helped me find my phone in the dark, thanks Charlie.
He’s more than special, he’s a god
Oh yeah yeah?
what are you gay?
Oh yeah yeah yeah
@Odd ur mum
I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
That I'm a virgin gamer
But my legal name is Chad
Got nae nae'd by god himself
Syed Shahood Ali god doesn’t name babies what the fuck
Chads are people who are epic. Gamers are epic people
Then why not just embrace your name a become a Chad
LookingGlassProject daim stolen right out of my ass.
“here’s my back up technique for when she denies me”
*pulls out suspicious bag of pills*
Bill Cosby?
Top Hat Walrus barbecue sauce
We're gonna do a what's called a pro gamer move.
He using the Cosby Maneuver like any other professional pro would do.
@TGDS coming from a guy who's voluntarily roofied himself; you're not completely wrong.
maybe if that confident guy got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut...
Rumor has it the dad and mom of the matador keep pumping out next versions and selling them.
Best comment lmao
This is an absolutely chilling documentary about the effects of pouring toxic waste in the water supply.
Lmao
This show single handedly caused the metoo movement.
Frogs are gay and people are turning gay
talkpls *I DONT LIKE THEM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FREAKIN FROGS GAY!!!!!*
Gay people are turning into frogs.
Phase 2 is complete.
Now, onto Phase 3.
*Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a Nuclear CHAD*
Love the thing you're going for. Beat the legion back Colorado!
Commie spotted on American soil
We won’t go quietly the legion can count on that.
NCR Trooper THE MOJAVE BELONGS TO THE PEOPLE
The Ranger vets are on their way from Baja. I've never seen one before, but I heard they chew nails and spit napalm
GUY: *IM THE MALE HERE*
FEMALES: *NOOOOOOOOOO*
that cracked me up
Simple time the 2000's
@Doodle bop A4roth what the fuck
@@shmshare3868 did he stutter 😳
@@bladewagon5230 he did not
My guy called them "hot diarrhea in a wine glass" I'd be pissed too lmao
That dude Chris is literally Chris from Total Drama Island
@Carlo Mig ok
Origin story
Alright campers today's challenge is to harass some women
That's so true
As a guy over six foot, I can confidently say that all of us are exactly like the matador in every single way
it's true
Fax were detected
Hallelujah brother
6'3 here.
At first it was nice having all the girls flocking to me on a daily basis, but it gets exhausting after a while.
what kind of club is that? everyone is just crammed together standing around with the lights on, it looks like a living hell
They probably opened up a club just for this show and went bakrupt after the first episode when no one came back because you can't exit without three fingers up the doopy hole.
Most clubs are crowded like that, Tao in Vegas this past Saturday night I couldn't fucking move it was so packed. But this does look staged, probably extras standing around
@@skooter21108 and that's why it says season 2, episode 3 in the title
@@skooter21108 it literally says season 2 in the title.
@@Whatismusic123 Sorry my IQ is too high for you to understand. Someone has some Rick & Morty to catch up on.
Chad vs redditor
This battle might destroy the whole universe
What about Geico vs. Progressive?
@@thegeckocommunity6303 What about Giorno vs Diavolo?
Mage yes but Redditor can use their hair grease to melt the chads
@Nizar Ridzman - SavannaGamers
"Go ahead and heal him Giorno"
"I'm sorry, I'm Giorno Giovanna and I have a dream, I'm too busy having a dream because I'm Giorno Giovanna"
5:05 "Isolate a woman from her group of friends"
Wow, that is one of the rapiest things you could imagine.
I don't know why you interpret it like that...It just means: talk to her apart from her friends.
@@Birbeh That's exactly why it's the rapiest thing to do.
Friends can get in the way
Yeah it's actually what you're supposed to do when you pick up girls
@K D You're supposed to bag her AND her freinds- this guy gets it.
Wait it says this is #40 on gaming. Didn't know this was pro gaming content.
they got so much game it counts as gaming content
@@realQuestion underrated comment
Lmeo
Birth Name: "Josh C. Thundercock"
ruclips.net/video/nFhYgdkD00k/видео.html
Maximum Max is going have to be called Maximum Mop with how hard the Matador just wiped the floor with him.
This comment is way too underrated.
man took his 1 megapixel camera to the club to download pictures to his HP computer running Windows ME
When you can't afford internet to go to Pornhub
Hey, Windows 95 was a fucking masterpiece. I bet he has like at least 4 floppy disks full of 480x600 pics of the sexy ladies
@@gaunterodimm4884 Hey man, those were the "Girls Gone Wild" days. Pornhub was still a distant dream
@@DisDatK9 95 is a masterpiece, ME isn't.
r/oddlyspecific
"Almost Tom Cruise" lmao
Elijah Klückow Actually laughed out loud when he said that
Oof burns
He also looks like Billy Ray Cyrus
Lol but tom is midget, that dude is tall atleast
My opening line is better. “Are those real?”
“What are you talking about?”
“Pick up lines that aren’t creepy?”
“Ay, wtf bro, you steal my genetics from the football game?” - Charlie, 2019
2:42 "I don't know, I've been assaulted four t-"
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
WHAT
WHAT THE FUCK
Oh
Lol tf
“ he just kicked out his own clone “
i legit couldn’t tell which one was him
You literally talk over the entire thing, how am I supposed to pick up chicks like the matador if I can’t even hear his sweet moves 😔🤘
you learn from cr1tikal the pussy magnet
Maybe develop better ears
brainman67 considering your name is brainman this comment is insanely stupid
@@skinzundeniable No really? That is kind of the point.
brainman67 kinda hard to detect satirical context over RUclips comments when 95% of them are angry little kids
#39 Trending for Gaming.
The game of life I guess
They're "players."
Yes.
That "I want your name" line was delivered like a cop raiding a private party
I'd just show them my Fortnite K/D and Wins. That'll show them who's the true Alpha Male.
But that will attract male?🤷
Fortnite sucks
You ims the genius!! Now you can win the rat race and *C O P U L A T E* with all the humans...
I hope it's 0 and it's because you haven't downloaded it.
Daddy ! woosh
7:24 that search history😂😂
"dog fart cat puke"
"weiner dog races"
Its expected its cr1tikal
ryan jaunzemis
Lmao did you see his search history at 7:24
Federal Agent 8
keys to the vip
gabby the clown
ryan juanzemis
dog fart cat puke
*weiner dog racers*
Dog fart cat puke is a really good video
If you don’t have dog fart cat puke in your search history, there’s something wrong with you.
Dog fart cat puke is fucking hilarious. I can get behind that one.
@@MikesLuxuryHouse maybe i should watch it later
Dog fart cat puke video is the reason Vsauce started his channel
This show is hardcore early 2000s
"mink" in Scottish slang means;
Someone who is unwashed, unclean, generally has an unhygienic lifestyle.
I can't believe there is a club called mink
“That’s like a Sliver Age comic character”
As a comic nerd this pleases me
The fact you only have 34 likes saddens me
Btfo N E R D, only true ALPHA males allowed in this comment section, leave now or I'll pound your ass into OBLIVION. Cya 'round KID.
*THIS PLEASES THE* comic nerd
Spanner nothing personal kid
Charlie you've opened Pandora's box for me. I've now seen 10 episodes of this, and there's a scene where a guy deep-throats toes
Noiice
grossssssss
Tater Chip theirs no greater feeling in the world than getting your toes sucked
Niceeeeeee
Julian Adams getting my nutsack crushed between a vice grip while being waterboarded with literal piss would be a more pleasurable feeling then getting my toes sucked ngl
Aye I was the dude who called Josh a walking W in chat. You used my joke for your video so I now have 75% stake in your channel and all of it’s earnings.
This is like when a frat boy doesnt grow out of it
You'd HAVE to be a very attractive man in order to justify wearing that horrendous, striped collared shirt that you see white guys normally wear at the club.
“Woah, that guy doesn’t look like absolute ass in that piece of crap? Don’t mind if I do...”
sounds about white
@DC mayonaise cargo shorts flip flops striped collard shirts pink skin trump
This was like 2005 lol
They gave my boy Max Maximus some pretty shit lines, didn't seem too fair to me.
East Clintwood
That’s what I was thinking too. But we all know a true man of confidence can say literally anything and the whole club (guys included) will go home with him.
True, that’s what I was thinking as well, BUT he still approached people in a very weird way, from what was shown (which is obviously not enough to completely judge) and didn’t even say “Hi, how are you” and shit.
@@bonezone4985 so that's how harem animes happen
Charlie is basically the more masculine version of Thanos
Mini thanos
When I'm most depressed this dude always makes me smile thanks
Feelsgoodman
Feelsgoodman
Incel loser
Vocel Winner
da fuck is a fucking incel do people make up new fucking insults every week goddamn
Damn if someone ever comes up to me when I’m talking to a girl at a bar and asks if they can introduce themselves I’m just gonna say no lol. That was brutal
Hella old comment but this has to be 100% fake lol
It's a universal truth at this point a chad is an absolute alpha man
Up until now I had suppressed all my memories of this show
CHRIS FROM TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND
Also: RIP Etika
I loved that show
Chris McClain would never be a degenerate like that.
"luck and skill......not genetics"
looooool😂😂😂😂
Y’all who’s taking the dub in a free for all between Vasily, the Matador (with a football helmet), and Charlie with akimbo fleshlights? Close match imo
this is rough. imagine this existing as a new show idea in 2019.
how did it take him so long to notice it was a decade old, look at what they are all wearing lmao
the 2010s were an interesting time
The Matador turns his head and his jawline cuts Mt. Everest in half.
3:54 "How do I reengineer my genetics to just be a carbon copy of Josh the matador?" That probably would be the only effective tip they could give
-how-to-get-girls-
how to look like a predator
The highly anticipated sequel to “How to Catch a Predator”
You have to have a level of acceptance for sexual harassment and force if you pick up drunk women at a club.
Am about to go to sum 41 concert.
"Somebody put some sum 41 on that boombox"
Thank you charlie I can die happy now
"Someone put some 41 on."
Chris looks like discount billy Ray Cyrus when he didn’t have a ton of hair
CHAD!? INCELS!?
**The air force has entered chat...**
*Just like the simulations*
The Chad Marine Corps vs the Virgin Air Force
ThatShyGuy 2001 the air force fucks the marines wives when they’re deployed so who is really winning
The only known footage of Charlie not wearing a white tee
Pedophile: I have a dragon roll in my white van.
Me: Where do I sign?
It’s so insane to think that these guys were once society’s standard of attractiveness and sex appeal. Now, they probably stand outside of bodegas, asking people for cigarettes and hanging desperately on to the memories of their youth.
She doesn't deserve a Chad
They just want alpha female pussy
Yeah, but their little brothers are all Douchetubers making big bucks by exploiting children.
mate, this was over a decade ago. the whole “early 00s irresistible playboy” schtick is tacky af.
Even today in the 2020s, Josh would be considered attractive if you gave him more modern clothing.
Day 252 of asking Charlie to put LEGO Star Wars the Complete Saga on the Moist Meter.
Ah yes the classic Herbivore vs Carnivore situation.
Legatus legends never die
Legatus not funny, now, nor ever.
Some day it will happen.. someday
Legatus keep doin it someday someday...
I like to think that Charlie will play LEGO Star Wars the day you give up.
"Chad vs Redditor" more like big muscle man vs virgin, am I right or am I left?
Whoever wins we win
You're gay
What’s the difference
kif kroker: *sigh*
$1.02
it feels so weird to go back and see him with short hair
Go to his battle tactics playlist and he had a deeper voice than he does now 10 years ago
@@girlypop-bell I remember that
0:46 looks like KSI when he was young.
@Ulyasse ¿ • 11 years ago "young balck man"
Here is a Three Step Guide to become a Chad:
1. Play LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga
2.
3.
@DontListen ToMe Of course I am in favor of him playing it.
Gotta hand it to you LEGO bois. He said he wouldn’t be doing it, and went as far as to throw a copy in the trash on a vid, yet, here you are. I like the persistence.
4:18 damn he slid in and stole the girl from the other guy talking to her
And they are PROUD of shit like that.
@@milenamilosevic3739 why wouldn't you be?
@@umbrellastation25 Because it shows a depressing outlook they have on women.
@@milenamilosevic3739 damn he just tryna get some pussy lol
@@milenamilosevic3739 why is it depressing,,?
Bro, it's really just peewee sherman vs the amazing bulk.
"That's a Razer flip phone"
THE ONE PHONE, that will ALWAYS be recognized, for all eternity.
i broke so many of them, but hey were the only cool phones so id just get more.
iphone
I used to watch this show religiously back in the day... I have zero regrets.
You can smell the JOOP! cologne oozing off the screen from these turbo alpha Chads..
😂😂
"isolate a woman"
yeesh
Yikers
Keep up the natural body function of hair growth Charlie 🏊♂️
What is that emoji?
@@salj.5459 Charlie swimming in the moisture seeping out of the women
Charlie roasted the cowboys😫😫😫
All Texans are TRIGGERED
That looks like a good impersonation of a Paul brothers vlog.
This makes me feel more confident in my history of terrible dating
My lord lol
I have a hunch that Every man that has ever gotten on r/niceguy is named either Chad or Calvin
Chase. Maybe a Josh.
@@CaptainDoomsday I THOUGHT THE SAME THING
First the damn frogs turning us gay and now JOSH THE MATADOR!!?
I thought “Chris” was Keith Urban for almost the whole video hahaha
Well, that turned out exactly how all of history dictated that it should
I died at " almost Tom Cruise" 😂😂💀
"its like a wrestling match-"
*"WOAH"*
"Almost Tom Cruise"😂😭😭😭
Maximum Max looks like the flyest lookin guy in court
this is the first time i’ve seen that guy from the hunger games without a white t-shirt
Idk if he complimented or insulted the Dallas Cowboys? Charlie really is a deceiver
Top 10 anime battles.
@@nathanclark2424 That poor blue-haired girl. She's all flustered and tired from fighting. She needs a break.
Real men drink water, Charlie
04:30 "Everything about you is still looking better than me right"? Ohhhh, that was cringy on a psychological level. He clearly loves himself, and he hits the girl with that pickup line... Now I need a freezing cold shower.
telling me to be more sexy is like telling me to smile more or calm down...just dont