I HATE Airplane Wifi.

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @LushSSB
    @LushSSB 2 года назад +6511

    I fly around 10 times a year and I’m so glad someone actually brought this up. Thank you Schlatt for representing those who have been suffering in silence

    • @aurum316
      @aurum316 2 года назад

      Yikes, a travelling normie

    • @thedak808
      @thedak808 2 года назад +21

      Whenever I fly to and from Hawaii, they have wifi. But it only connects to the plane’s server (movies, tv shows, etc.)

    • @cityinsect
      @cityinsect 2 года назад +5

      i hope you are joking

    • @TheRealestKushSmoker420
      @TheRealestKushSmoker420 2 года назад +10

      Why do you fly 10 times a year?

    • @shkworen2042
      @shkworen2042 2 года назад +11

      Stop this, just preload some entertainment on your phone

  • @user-sl1wt1dv4y
    @user-sl1wt1dv4y 2 года назад +26628

    dude, just bring your own router on to the plane and ask the flight attendants to plug it in for you.
    you'd be surprised how polite and compliant they are when you're holding a gun to the pilots head

    • @jschlattLIVE
      @jschlattLIVE  2 года назад +16064

      This worked back in 99

    • @milktea6676
      @milktea6676 2 года назад +609

      @@jschlattLIVE I feel like jshlatt always gets mad at the randomness things 😂
      toilet wiping standing up
      Wii sports
      fan art
      Minxs
      Googling himself
      Other peoples opinions
      Logo redesigns
      1999
      Honestly man I’m on the edge of my seat to see what’s next

    • @Jaymson_
      @Jaymson_ 2 года назад +52

      I wish I could give you second like

    • @CHR_real
      @CHR_real 2 года назад +89

      @@jschlattLIVE damn you really hit the citizens with the wombo combo back in 99

    • @jenniferwhite6073
      @jenniferwhite6073 2 года назад +33

      ngl you had me in the first half

  • @snuffow.1218
    @snuffow.1218 2 года назад +2139

    seeing schlatts face and the title "I'm pissed off." has never filled me with more fear than ever before.
    whoever runs gogo better lock up because something may happen to them june 15th of 2022 at 8:37 pm.

    • @snuffow.1218
      @snuffow.1218 2 года назад

      @Ba Ba ! shut up

    • @lordtoomas
      @lordtoomas 2 года назад +70

      as we both know, Schlatt always starts his war crimes at exactly 8:37pm

    • @Schloopytoober
      @Schloopytoober 2 года назад +27

      3/5 people in this reply are bots. Damn

    • @Exile559
      @Exile559 2 года назад

      May, lmfao

    • @hadriandwyer2191
      @hadriandwyer2191 2 года назад +1

      Finally, it's here

  • @Fleshi_Guy615
    @Fleshi_Guy615 Год назад +60

    Out of all the RUclipsrs who go on rants, Schlatt is one of the best at it. If a rant doesn't have good pacing, structure, and justification behind it, then it can fall apart. This was a really good rant. I should know, I'm something of a rant connoisseur myself.

    • @Shiswd
      @Shiswd 3 месяца назад +1

      bro is the rant connoisseur

    • @Fleshi_Guy615
      @Fleshi_Guy615 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Shiswd Dude I don't even remember writing this. I'm pretty sure it was supposed to be ironic, at least partially... but I don't even know anymore. I'm not even sure what the joke was supposed to be.

  • @tyler3876
    @tyler3876 2 года назад +5693

    Multi-mic Schlatt is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen.

  • @zerow788
    @zerow788 2 года назад +12598

    This is just like when the boys talk about airplanes for 24 minutes

    • @johnpizza950
      @johnpizza950 2 года назад +67

      True, Peter MSNBC am i right?

    • @magical5181
      @magical5181 2 года назад +13

      @visible guys are you apple rolling again? I hope not

    • @-Pank
      @-Pank 2 года назад +16

      @Don't Read My Profile Photo I can’t

    • @bobbat2188
      @bobbat2188 2 года назад +6

      Airplane? What for?

    • @Yemeles1
      @Yemeles1 2 года назад +2

      For real

  • @boredhuman6512
    @boredhuman6512 2 года назад +2491

    I deeply apologize to victims of shlatts actions when he was "pissed off". I send nothing but best wishes and quick physical and mental recovery 🙏🙏🙏

  • @Mr_Taternater
    @Mr_Taternater 2 года назад +436

    I’m glad to see Schlatt calling out the price for people who don’t have infinite amounts of money like he does.

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 2 года назад +12994

    Nothing will radicalise a person like shitty plane Wi-Fi, nationalise airlines so we can sort this out

    • @milktea6676
      @milktea6676 2 года назад +27

      How about not using the Wi-Fi?

    • @saucy2833
      @saucy2833 2 года назад +128

      I also want the same people who run the DMV to run airlines

    • @water3602
      @water3602 2 года назад +5

      FINALLY!!!!
      It's here.

    • @gordonhoth8597
      @gordonhoth8597 2 года назад +92

      Yes, the gooberment will definitely make things better.

    • @NoChillAustin
      @NoChillAustin 2 года назад +12

      Ah of course patterz is here, farming likes and subs off of others I see...again

  • @wndiua7566
    @wndiua7566 2 года назад +765

    I am beginning to regain the memories regarding 1999 when Jscatt was last “pissed off”
    The memories are flooding back at extreme levels and I cannot suppress them

    • @ORIONVIIXI
      @ORIONVIIXI 2 года назад +5

      Jscatt lol

    • @sh1tgotreal350
      @sh1tgotreal350 2 года назад

      Jscatt💀

    • @ibaxterrwoof
      @ibaxterrwoof 2 года назад +1

      i wish you well for your further recovery, things like this feel like they’ll never go away. 1999 was an intense year for many of us, so stay strong

  • @declanuttley7158
    @declanuttley7158 2 года назад +980

    Virgin airlines Australia was pretty good with their wifi. honestly, it was very good. It was free, no ads while connecting and a smooth connection process in general, I was able to watch an entire stream vod at 1080p with hardly any buffering. Really nice experience overall 9/10

    • @Thymed
      @Thymed 2 года назад +19

      Dang never have had free wifi, always have to pay like seven dollars for an alright signal

    • @rubberduck01
      @rubberduck01 2 года назад +4

      I've never paid for plane wifi before ever

    • @cefris
      @cefris 2 года назад +5

      qantas has somewhat decent free wifi as well too

    • @saber10beats2
      @saber10beats2 2 года назад +5

      Damn, if only the actual Australian NBN was that too.

    • @infernolukegaming3212
      @infernolukegaming3212 2 года назад +3

      As an Aussie this is true and very useful

  • @scuffd8734
    @scuffd8734 2 года назад +113

    Schlatt, I just wanted to say that I appreciate you. You always make my day better, and make me laugh. I have really bad anxiety, and your videos help me distract myself from my worries. Thank you for being hilarious.

  • @mynameisasecret5320
    @mynameisasecret5320 2 года назад +1850

    I was on 2 flights a few weeks back and the wifi was perfect and free everytime. This just makes me appreciate how non shitty our domestic airlines are. Hearing about americans talk about airplanes makes me genuinly fear for my life

    • @hoisoynono
      @hoisoynono 2 года назад +26

      what country are you from?

    • @hbomb3266
      @hbomb3266 2 года назад +10

      What are your domestic airlines?

    • @mynameisasecret5320
      @mynameisasecret5320 2 года назад +81

      @@hbomb3266 I'm Australian, and our main domestic airlines are jetstar, quantas, rex and virgin.
      Quantas and jetstar are owned by the same company, quantas has free wifi that works just fine all flight, and I've only ever seen jetstar wifi cost $5 AUD for a whole trip. (Which is less in USD)
      Virgin I'm pretty sure doesn't do wifi but the overall quality is still better then what I heard about spirit Airlines etc.

    • @Holl0wd
      @Holl0wd 2 года назад +7

      Yall have wifi on planes? Damn

    • @ibaxterrwoof
      @ibaxterrwoof 2 года назад +5

      @@mynameisasecret5320 i agree, our domestic airlines got good wifi

  • @katyekatart4722
    @katyekatart4722 2 года назад +1970

    I'm now currently imagining "Schlatt" sitting is his seat at someone's wedding, vibrating with anger over plane wifi.

    • @haiyuc
      @haiyuc 2 года назад +10

      LMAO

    • @drcone4302
      @drcone4302 Год назад +15

      I can imagine steam coming out of his ears

    • @cherrycreamsoda4253
      @cherrycreamsoda4253 Год назад +3

      @@drcone4302 turned into a 1930s work whistle

  • @E579Gaming
    @E579Gaming 2 года назад +1873

    I like schlatts videos, its good to see someone complaining about these small things that get on your nerves

    • @americankid7782
      @americankid7782 2 года назад +2

      Just try and focus on the fact that
      you may still have a face

    • @E579Gaming
      @E579Gaming 2 года назад +3

      @Joshua EdwinRoehl I do not want to click on that link

    • @E579Gaming
      @E579Gaming 2 года назад +3

      @@americankid7782 Its starting to peal off but i still do have a face

    • @henkdachief
      @henkdachief 2 года назад

      i didnt even knew you can have you phone turned on let alone get entertained by it.. what an entitled prick

    • @houyeet
      @houyeet 2 года назад

      You’d love drew gooden then

  • @Replui22
    @Replui22 2 года назад +13

    This has to be one of my favorite rants ever lol and so true

  • @anthonynorris9322
    @anthonynorris9322 2 года назад +808

    Truly disgusting that some "airlines" would do this horrible thing.

    • @savannajade973
      @savannajade973 2 года назад +36

      Almost as horrible as what he did to those women in 1999

    • @jarvis6253
      @jarvis6253 2 года назад

      @@savannajade973 nah this is worse

    • @prodbykaji
      @prodbykaji 2 года назад +7

      “airlines”

    • @prodbykaji
      @prodbykaji 2 года назад

      @@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 its AxxL again

    • @MetalMercutio
      @MetalMercutio 2 года назад

      @@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 No women allowed after 1999

  • @ReddCinema
    @ReddCinema 2 года назад +6590

    Jschlatt rants never miss! ❤

    • @milktea6676
      @milktea6676 2 года назад +2

      And they never fail to question my sanity 😂

    • @xavvierr5544
      @xavvierr5544 2 года назад +14

      all of "your content" is just speed clips

    • @epicswag8802
      @epicswag8802 2 года назад +11

      comment botting

    • @someskeptic-kid9902
      @someskeptic-kid9902 2 года назад +2

      @today was a good day no shut up

    • @smugo.
      @smugo. 2 года назад

      You don't exist.

  • @k-dashtv
    @k-dashtv Месяц назад +2

    The way Schlatt says "Ad" is scary...

  • @nyemuii
    @nyemuii 2 года назад +1596

    Before I clicked the video: “When are you not angry, Schlatt?”
    After I watched the video: “Thank god I’m not the only one who was pissed off about this.”

    • @gegggggg
      @gegggggg 2 года назад

      Slay

    • @nebulashitpostprodubtions5971
      @nebulashitpostprodubtions5971 2 года назад +6

      @Darius Bostic if I don't sin Jesus died for nothing.

    • @dre6117
      @dre6117 2 года назад +4

      @Darius Bostic if everyone sins, then Jesus also sins. Nice

    • @bigoudi07
      @bigoudi07 2 года назад

      @Darius Bostic Do not be afraid for your faith, Schlatt is a catholic using his influence to spread God's words of wisdom to his followers. Let things work itself.

    • @konondayo5397
      @konondayo5397 2 года назад +7

      how the fuck did this thread turn into a religion discussion

  • @captainjumpy202
    @captainjumpy202 2 года назад +3693

    Schlatt: refuses to buy wifi for 15 dollars
    Also schlatt literally 2 days ago: I bought gamer supps because anime cups

    • @crimsonlancer1872
      @crimsonlancer1872 2 года назад +128

      Atleast the cups and gamer supps are reliable

    • @Exo7oxE
      @Exo7oxE 2 года назад +38

      Nah he bought it because *b l u e*

    • @violetweaver4034
      @violetweaver4034 2 года назад +8

      this is actually the worst point of all time

    • @DustyOrange
      @DustyOrange 2 года назад +25

      @@crimsonlancer1872
      Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000 actually a pretty good flavor by Russian Badger
      Also like the fact those anime cups list the artist they commission on the page too

    • @topmalk
      @topmalk 2 года назад +14

      He has his priorities in order

  • @hchappy125
    @hchappy125 2 года назад +251

    I feel the same way about traveling internationally and trying to use your phone. Everything is entirely arbitrary. We have come so far technologically yet the companies that control this shit still want you disconnected from the rest of the world. You gotta step on eggshells if you don’t want to end up charged outrageously.

  • @c0shplay820
    @c0shplay820 2 года назад +15

    can we get more of these they are extremely entertaining XD

  • @Internet_Canuck
    @Internet_Canuck 2 года назад +188

    That’s why I’ve always brought a handheld console with me I can’t tell you how much the DS line of consoles have helped me get through some of the most annoying plane rides of my life

    • @spoons7649
      @spoons7649 2 года назад +6

      My DSi XL has saved me hours of boredom

    • @sebbychanforever
      @sebbychanforever 2 года назад +5

      I still have and use my iPod nano for this reason, not requiring internet is amazing, and also not using the battery on my phone is nice

    • @bblulz7554
      @bblulz7554 2 года назад +1

      heading to myrtle beach at some point this summer and i swear to god my switch is gonna save my life while we inevitably take spirit and have the absolute shittiest flight known to man

  • @CaLypSO4456
    @CaLypSO4456 2 года назад +108

    Years of flying on planes has taught me to always download movies/ music before I get on the flight, or be unblievably tired before I get on so I sleep through it

  • @TheLuckster
    @TheLuckster 2 года назад +1862

    ever since the "events" of 1999, "Jschlatt" being pissed off has never been a good thing

    • @kingoreo0012
      @kingoreo0012 2 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @cupnotavailable2353
      @cupnotavailable2353 2 года назад

      Yup

    • @DefTheRat
      @DefTheRat 2 года назад

      Never forget

    • @Nixxos
      @Nixxos 2 года назад +4

      don't forget the events of 9/11/2001... don't make schlatt angry

    • @blurryphoto3379
      @blurryphoto3379 2 года назад +1

      conflicting reports abound, but we know it was either steel-toed boots or a yellow crowbar.

  • @tobzdevandfilm
    @tobzdevandfilm 3 месяца назад +1

    0:40 As a Aussie, the plane wifi on Virgin Airlines (Aus) is TERRIBLE. You get sent to a website, that has the crappyest movies, shows and podcasts ever.
    Also if you wanna use everything else on your phone, you have to pay!
    Wanna use TikTok? PAY
    Wanna use RUclips? PAY
    Wanna use Netflix, stan e.c.t? PAY
    IT SUCKS!
    AND ALSO, when you got to pay. YOUR CARD ALWAYS GETS DISABLED. So, then you can’t buy any food or drink.

  • @chillmode1881
    @chillmode1881 2 года назад +307

    Those who record the payments must have been laughing their ass off about how stupid jschlatt must have been to buy their wifi, but little do they know the genius of his investment from his mistake turning a 30 dollar mistake into thousands.

  • @pawn1941
    @pawn1941 2 года назад +242

    This is why I just bring a portable charger with me, turn on airplane mode, and draw for hours straight (the movies they provide in the plane also make for great background noise)

    • @InfinitelyConcise
      @InfinitelyConcise 2 года назад +9

      See I try and do the same thing, but problem is I get motion sick so I cant even do that

    • @peraraptor6943
      @peraraptor6943 2 года назад +5

      american airlines actually had decent movies too bad schlatts was broken

    • @missingno2401
      @missingno2401 2 года назад +2

      i just whip out my computer and play halo i aint even gonna mess with the internet

  • @Youtooz
    @Youtooz 2 года назад +680

    he's pissed off

    • @BrizukoOG
      @BrizukoOG 2 года назад +17

      he's pissed off

    • @Tarsalknight795
      @Tarsalknight795 2 года назад +15

      I think he's pissed off

    • @joshualee4692
      @joshualee4692 2 года назад +16

      guys i think he might be just a little pissed off

    • @jaylee6083
      @jaylee6083 2 года назад +12

      Hmm idk bit he might be pissed off

    • @theAWPspammer
      @theAWPspammer 2 года назад +3

      Yo you down here

  • @WhiskeyTape
    @WhiskeyTape Год назад +2

    2:49 That's how having "Games, unlimited games but no games" feels like.

  • @will.luvs.sharkz
    @will.luvs.sharkz 2 года назад +429

    I just listened to a grown man rant about wifi for 7 minutes, and i some how enjoyed it. Good job “schlatt”

    • @obitree8128
      @obitree8128 2 года назад

      Can you explain why people put "" when they say schlatt?

  • @theratking720
    @theratking720 2 года назад +381

    A Jschlatt rant about planes? He's just still upset after over 20 years.

    • @domleo0815
      @domleo0815 2 года назад +5

      Oh no…

    • @luiz3r0
      @luiz3r0 2 года назад

      @Guys look 👇🅥 nobody asked

    • @santinoclarito6924
      @santinoclarito6924 2 года назад +6

      The moment he says he wants the plane to crash it means oh fucking no

  • @Ganerrr
    @Ganerrr 2 года назад +204

    >not bringing a laptop loaded with 843 torrented movies

    • @sin7136
      @sin7136 2 года назад +22

      it's just 843 versions of bee movie isn't it?

    • @Mikael440
      @Mikael440 2 года назад

      Yo ganer!

    • @mountaindrew2241
      @mountaindrew2241 2 года назад +1

      what’s up checkmark

    • @My_Old_YT_Account
      @My_Old_YT_Account 2 года назад

      Or a phone with all of those movies

    • @Ronald98
      @Ronald98 Год назад

      A pirate's life for me!

  • @The-Piano-Guy837
    @The-Piano-Guy837 Месяц назад +3

    2:45 this is why I download videos

    • @MONKEMAN1223
      @MONKEMAN1223 3 дня назад

      youtube premium user lookin ass

  • @Nothing21091
    @Nothing21091 2 года назад +3441

    Shlatt: "American Airlines charging $15 for wifi is bordering on a war-crime!"
    Also Shlatt: *prices Rammie slippers at $120*

    • @gspandem1204
      @gspandem1204 2 года назад +282

      Well, that'e because WiFi from a multi billion dollar airline should be free. The slippers required a lot of time to make, and that's because of the quality.

    • @Mat-gf7nj
      @Mat-gf7nj 2 года назад +127

      @@gspandem1204 lmao

    • @marshman9548
      @marshman9548 2 года назад +279

      how do you think he makes back all the money he spends on in flight wifi

    • @dakota9821
      @dakota9821 2 года назад +41

      @Noah Avshalom man out here acting like smash ultimate is some ungodly masterpiece... its not; it aint that good.

    • @Ran_hash
      @Ran_hash 2 года назад +134

      ​@@dakota9821 he's not acting like it's a masterpiece, he's doing a price comparison with something the majority of people would deem to be of higher value then Rennie slippers

  • @NickSmith-fe7lp
    @NickSmith-fe7lp 2 года назад +383

    This whole Wi-Fi thing has always been an issue with planes. Just feels like a class-action lawsuit waiting to happen

  • @crispysquidoftheacidcats295
    @crispysquidoftheacidcats295 2 года назад +428

    imagine this but vocoded. he's so funny when he's angry.

    • @stupidheadwisp
      @stupidheadwisp 2 года назад

      Someone tell me when that's made lol

    • @CupofJ0E
      @CupofJ0E 2 года назад +7

      @Willy on Wheels disliked so it recommends it to less people

  • @ccolor
    @ccolor Год назад +2

    This is why you download music and videos before the flight so that you can watch/listen to it the whole time. Although, I understand that some people need to use "The Internet" or Insta/Twitter. Thats why I hate the entire flight system. it sucks, its always too hot or too cold, there's always a toddler crying two rows back or someone kicking your chair, and every time you try to fall asleep your head falls forward and wakes you up. Also, even if you do fall asleep by the time you wake up your covered in sweat, drool and your confused to where you even are for a good 10 seconds.

  • @Vellis.
    @Vellis. 2 года назад +554

    Schlatt could literally talk about anything for 10 minutes and I would watch to the end

    • @Vellis.
      @Vellis. 2 года назад +4

      @Darius Bostic lmao I’m good bro

    • @theautisticartist9370
      @theautisticartist9370 2 года назад

      Chucklesandwich

    • @CheerryVR
      @CheerryVR 2 года назад +1

      @Darius Bostic I'm a atheist 🥴

    • @aynice7023
      @aynice7023 2 года назад

      @@CheerryVR ok and why would u just disrespect him like dude don’t u have anything better to to like clean your house?

    • @TriNitroT
      @TriNitroT Год назад

      @@aynice7023 i don't think it's disrespectful to tell someone your religion

  • @760creations
    @760creations 2 года назад +119

    jetBlue seems to be the only airline with passable WiFi; I flew to the UK from NY this past week, and although it dropped a fair amount, I was still able to use streaming services like HBO Max without too much issue. I feel your pain here with every other airline though.

    • @samt3412
      @samt3412 2 года назад +11

      JetBlue is the best airline and it's not even close

    • @professorlayman523
      @professorlayman523 2 года назад +3

      JetBlue all the way

    • @revilno
      @revilno 2 года назад +2

      Hey, my dad is a Captain of JetBlue, and even HE complains about the Wi-Fi. Probably cause he flys every week. So I slightly agree, it’s the best out of everything, but it’s still bad.

    • @revilno
      @revilno 2 года назад +2

      But luckily, for once, JetBlue had a great wi-fi once, letting me watch a Jschlatt stream. But American. OH AMERICAN. It is awful. 20 free minutes? No. Unlimited barely working Wi-Fi. It’s better just to not use it.

  • @septembercitrus221
    @septembercitrus221 2 года назад +245

    I really liked when “Schlatt” talked about his upcoming ‘communist arc’

  • @pacificproductionsofficial
    @pacificproductionsofficial 4 месяца назад +1

    So moral of the story, just take The Train, and use your phones 5G Data

  • @mitomanu
    @mitomanu 2 года назад +405

    I did not expect “schlatt” actually talking about something like this, and yes, I agree, airplane Wi-Fi fucking sucks.

  • @achillesachil33spa.93
    @achillesachil33spa.93 2 года назад +127

    just sat here for 7 and a half minutes to listen to a grown man rant about plane wifi, and i'm here for it

    • @O49-b7d
      @O49-b7d 2 года назад

      wifi rants are great. also good god the bots holy fuck the bots.

  • @dienelt5661
    @dienelt5661 2 года назад +22

    You know he’s passionate when he pulls the second mic up

  • @rentisme
    @rentisme 11 месяцев назад +1

    The thing I don't understand with the added cost is that it doesn't cost them anymore to let you use it than not, so they're literally just trying to fleece even more money from you

  • @rygtrav
    @rygtrav 2 года назад +113

    If we could get a weekly Jschlatt rant my life would be complete

    • @randomviewer3735
      @randomviewer3735 2 года назад +2

      Riley, don't encourage the man
      Imagine what he will do

    • @zaqkilive880
      @zaqkilive880 2 года назад

      @@thefloribbean pls dont

    • @zaqkilive880
      @zaqkilive880 2 года назад

      @@thefloribbean but this is just a jschlatt video!

  • @mycoachknowsthesheriff
    @mycoachknowsthesheriff 2 года назад +17

    3:51 Schlage glitching out briefly

  • @quoteonquoteclub9711
    @quoteonquoteclub9711 2 года назад +79

    Schlatt ranting about airplane wifi as Beethoven's seventh symphony plays in the background. Peak quality content ladies and gentlemen.

  • @doot4246
    @doot4246 2 года назад +1

    "STOP SAYING YOU ARE GONNA DO THINGS TO THE SLIPPE-"
    "i am super excited about the slipper :D"

  • @emppos432
    @emppos432 2 года назад +228

    Watching this while my cat is in the hospital. He pulled a Jambo and ate something he shouldn't have. I hope he's gonna be okay.
    Edit: He's okay! He didn't need surgery. He got a lot of laxatives and painkillers but he's fine. :')

    • @spider6025
      @spider6025 2 года назад +1

      Is he good so far? ❤️

    • @I-luv-sharks
      @I-luv-sharks 2 года назад +3

      i hope he's ok. if he's not, i hope he gets better 🤍

    • @Funni-Archive
      @Funni-Archive 2 года назад +7

      Ok, screw these bots advertising scams on a wholesome, cat related comment about pulling a jambo. As a fan of all cat I shall sacrifice myself for your cat to ensure safety.

  • @Mysteryman61350
    @Mysteryman61350 2 года назад +19

    Whenever I get upset I just take a stress shit. It just works for me. Don’t have a clue why.

  • @DoesNotInhale
    @DoesNotInhale 2 года назад +58

    "Is this my communist arc" made me fucking double over

    • @grmpf
      @grmpf 2 года назад +2

      My brain cannot fathom the greatness that would be Schlatt going communist.

  • @chazzle8434
    @chazzle8434 2 года назад +28

    I don’t think I’ve laughed harder this year than I just did at 6:50

  • @rammywarrior4033
    @rammywarrior4033 2 года назад +43

    I should really buy one of these Rammie's.
    Would go swell with the Weight set, Wall mounted Gun, WW2 pinup Girl Calendar I got from some liquor store and Wolf spiders I got crawling on my wall at Mach 10 speed.

  • @yowxrrior1786
    @yowxrrior1786 2 года назад +67

    Surprisingly this video was useful. I’m about to fly for my very first time on American Airlines. Now I know to pack a book. Thanks Schlatt

    • @jean_etcetera
      @jean_etcetera 2 года назад +1

      I work with the company that provides the internet, and Schlatt is right. Even I don't understand why it is so difficult for it to work properly lol my apologies u.u

  • @alex0721
    @alex0721 2 года назад +259

    I WASNT EXPECTING THIS

    • @koibito8825
      @koibito8825 2 года назад +2

      SAME

    • @Mavve69
      @Mavve69 2 года назад +2

      2 bot one comment lmao

    • @bigbyrome
      @bigbyrome 2 года назад +1

      Yeah because you definitely watched the whole video in one minute

    • @Mavve69
      @Mavve69 2 года назад

      Hah I reported the bots now there gone

    • @mrp1796
      @mrp1796 2 года назад

      @@Mavve69 3

  • @IlikesogdogIlikesogdog
    @IlikesogdogIlikesogdog 9 месяцев назад +3

    Wait… plane? On September 11, 2001

  • @BrandonHutto
    @BrandonHutto 2 года назад +6

    Thank you for speaking up on this, I had a last minute college essay for my documentary that needed to be finished on a 10hr flight and I paid for the $15 plan but it never worked👎🏼 I was also sitting next to an architect who needed to send a design plan to his supervisor and couldn’t connect either. AA really needs to get their shit together. People lose their jobs over this stuff and assignments don’t get turned in over these war crimes.

    • @pngproducer1389
      @pngproducer1389 2 года назад +1

      I once went on a united flight, (to a place kinda farish) i think the wifi costed 50$ lol and it didnt rly work

  • @digital_soldier4768
    @digital_soldier4768 2 года назад +14

    Hope you're doing better man, and just know, you are not replaceable and we all love you.

  • @D4TL1LK1D
    @D4TL1LK1D 2 года назад +36

    This man can complain about life and get millions of views. Truly a Schlasterpiece

  • @lazytoutuse2571
    @lazytoutuse2571 18 часов назад

    This video popped up while I’m flying crazy timing

  • @neechiace8248
    @neechiace8248 2 года назад +30

    "Is this my communist Arc" might have been my favorite jschlatt quote of the year so far

  • @Cant_think_of_a_handle_either
    @Cant_think_of_a_handle_either 2 года назад +273

    Never thought I'd hear you being pissed about planes, considering the amount of jokes you've made 👀

  • @vito6197
    @vito6197 2 года назад +20

    Dude, I love videos like this. People just venting about something not that important, but so relatable. Not to the point where it's just a karen complaining about the tiniest inconvenience.

    • @vito6197
      @vito6197 2 года назад

      @YOU.....why do bots exist RUclips?

  • @phayzeyt
    @phayzeyt 2 года назад +1

    This is why you bring a phone with pre downloaded movies

  • @ecto5608
    @ecto5608 2 года назад +16

    He clearly liked it

  • @bylobat6822
    @bylobat6822 2 года назад +11

    0:32 hey big man calm down we don't want a repeat of the tragedy

  • @Rott4n
    @Rott4n 2 года назад +36

    Truly disgusting that some “people” would make “Schlatt” angry

  • @CCRMSN
    @CCRMSN 2 месяца назад +1

    All the airlines I’ve used don’t have airplane Wi-Fi so I thought you shouldn’t complain but be happy that you have it at all.
    But then I watched this and realized it doesn’t exist, but they say it does and they make you pay anyway

  • @messymaemae
    @messymaemae 2 года назад +6

    This is the only thing that's Madd me happy in a while. Thank you.

  • @ImPacosTacos
    @ImPacosTacos 2 года назад +68

    sounds like its time for me to by a semi-operational plane and provide a wifi service far better so that our lord and savior Schlatt can fly with wifi in peace.

  • @tornaxol837
    @tornaxol837 2 года назад +22

    3:39 Schlippers

  • @PigsHealthcare
    @PigsHealthcare 2 года назад +1

    Reading on a plane is actually underrated

  • @eugenioporgenio263
    @eugenioporgenio263 2 года назад +5

    Jschlatt can rant about anything and make money, what a life! Love you big man

  • @frknwrld999
    @frknwrld999 2 года назад +7

    7:11 tbh i expected something like "jump out the door"

  • @KR7PT
    @KR7PT 2 года назад +10

    3:05 "I was flying to a marriage"
    Sir that's a wedding

  • @josuec7929
    @josuec7929 2 года назад

    Crazy part, got a TrueBill ad before the video started, it started with “I’ve been paying for In-Flight Wi-Fi before I caught up to it using TrueBill” *hits skip*

  • @SoniasWay
    @SoniasWay 2 года назад +10

    “This is probably the pettiest and most unimportant videos I’ve ever made”
    Nothing is unimportant when Jschlatt is PISSED OFF

  • @mariamatedei
    @mariamatedei 2 года назад +9

    i love hearing about his suffering

  • @Dawky
    @Dawky 2 года назад +19

    slipper is thicc

  • @vinnieb227
    @vinnieb227 2 года назад +5

    Better than being pissed on.

  • @Idontplaytf2
    @Idontplaytf2 2 года назад +26

    3:26 Shlattussy.

  • @Florida_boy
    @Florida_boy 2 года назад +15

    The Rammie slipper is literally pronounced "ram me" you brought this upon yourself.

  • @LittleMiscreant
    @LittleMiscreant 2 года назад +12

    It’s time to take a stand. This is DISGUSTING, how could we let them DO THIS to us??

  • @briabbruh6183
    @briabbruh6183 4 месяца назад +2

    I'm watching this on JetBlue wifi rn

  • @mindblown8566
    @mindblown8566 2 года назад +29

    3:50 im at my im at my im at my im at my...

    • @TheInfectedGamerYT
      @TheInfectedGamerYT 2 года назад +1

      Hahahahahahaha!!
      😂😂😂😂
      That's me in a nutshell when trying to explain something stupid

    • @Abby_Maris
      @Abby_Maris 2 года назад +3

      You forgot another “I’m at my”

    • @mementomori3411
      @mementomori3411 2 года назад +3

      Big guy is Flustered

    • @O1ived
      @O1ived 2 года назад +2

      He broke

  • @hit_989theorange6
    @hit_989theorange6 2 года назад +4

    “Jschlatt” still can’t stop me with what I’m going to do with his “Rammie” Slippers and “slippery” tube once they arrive

  • @jeaton1224
    @jeaton1224 2 года назад +11

    0:40. “I wish the plane would crash!”
    Into where, “schlatt”?

    • @em4six348
      @em4six348 2 года назад +1

      Into Minecraft Builds featuring Dream.

  • @cormacsmithy3975
    @cormacsmithy3975 10 месяцев назад +1

    You can really tell that Schlal was once a compsci major.

  • @bluepopbubble6330
    @bluepopbubble6330 2 года назад +94

    Hi Schlatt!, Hi Everyone!, it was a stressful hour for me, my family and the people in my neighborhood. There was a fire and it gotten so big. Luckily the fire department arrived. They put out the fire and no one was hurt. So far I’m keeping awake, watching your video. I keep watch if there may be a fire incase another may start. I’m grateful for the right opportunity you posted your video. It comforted me and made me at ease. Thank you Schlatt!
    Update: The fire has been putted out. Sadly, one family don’t have a house anymore. Me and my family are trying to help in anyway we can and they starting to rebuild their house.
    Thank you for you all for your comments!❤️😊

    • @aurum316
      @aurum316 2 года назад

      Why do you act like you are on a 2014 minecraft forum full of kids sharing how their day went ? Nobody cares about what happened to you, keep it to yourself

    • @zedieez9998
      @zedieez9998 2 года назад +9

      Hope ur doing well friend :)

    • @oopsallbugs
      @oopsallbugs 2 года назад +1

      Glad you're safe! Hope things are better now 🫂

    • @RoflcopterLamo
      @RoflcopterLamo 2 года назад

      @AliSand
      Me when everything is a joke.
      😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
      😆😁😄😃😀🙂😐🫤😕🙁😔😔
      😔

    • @Ehrmann_Gregsson
      @Ehrmann_Gregsson 2 года назад

      Damn be safe bro

  • @raeraesothers
    @raeraesothers 2 года назад +4

    It’s expected for “schlatt” to be pissed off.

  • @ducringe
    @ducringe 2 года назад +42

    I’m going to see my boyfriend in about 11 days and I was thinking of getting Wi-Fi for the plane and now I’m guessing this is a sign not to do that! Thanks Schlatt!

  • @InfinitusKnowledgeOfficial
    @InfinitusKnowledgeOfficial 2 месяца назад +1

    0:33 but it DID crash that day, schlatt.

  • @aspensslay1523
    @aspensslay1523 2 года назад +9

    6:10 the main questions I have is why would you and how would you. Asking for a friend.

  • @spideyman1146
    @spideyman1146 2 года назад +4

    I honestly thought he was gonna talk about NFTs but airplane Wi-Fi works to

  • @Idontknow7117-v4o
    @Idontknow7117-v4o 2 года назад +21

    3:45 yo I was thinking the same shit😂

  • @BananaDoge559
    @BananaDoge559 5 месяцев назад +1

    Its not just planes either, my family went on a cruise last year and we bought wifi for all our devices. It couldnt load a single thing for the entire seven days we were there

  • @GeorgeTheDinoGuy
    @GeorgeTheDinoGuy 2 года назад +21

    Jschlatts communist arc has spanned his whole existence on RUclips, it is beautiful and plentiful in lore.