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  • @baldandbankrupt
    @baldandbankrupt  3 года назад +45

    Subscribe to Partizan here: ruclips.net/user/IrishPartizan

  • @theSPUDereHD
    @theSPUDereHD 4 года назад +2087

    People new to the channel trying to work out which one of them is ‘Bald’ and which one is ‘Bankrupt’

    • @esmeralda73
      @esmeralda73 4 года назад +28

      😂😂😂👍

    • @Sacareza
      @Sacareza 4 года назад +34

      I laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂

    • @evrouz6358
      @evrouz6358 4 года назад +7

      Spot on!

    • @tilikumtim5562
      @tilikumtim5562 4 года назад +13

      I thought one was Matt Lucas?

    • @bowlofsoup12
      @bowlofsoup12 4 года назад +10

      Whats the right answer lol?? Ive been watching this channel for some time but i have yet to see this other bald man with him lol. Im used to seeing his foxy russian friend with him.

  • @kevinmustoe2384
    @kevinmustoe2384 4 года назад +3081

    I love how he immediately knew he was Jason Statham

  • @michailkulaga1809
    @michailkulaga1809 4 года назад +1623

    Man! This is an old pioneer camp where we used to go every summer! The name of this camp is "Kirovets" ( Кировец). This camp was attached to the Kirov factory which produced some equipment for factories (The factory is still working by the way). This was common for all camps in Soviet Union ( and post-soviet Belarus).
    In 1990s - 2000s my parents were working on this factory and were sending me and my brother to this camp every summer for all summer. It was almost free for them.
    The thing what I remember is that all toilets were outside - they were traditional Russian toilets with a whole in the ground.
    I also remember we had a separate dining room, where we had 5 meals every day. Sometimes the food was not so good, as almost everything in the 90s, so these toilets usually had long queues to enter. Usually they placed 6-8 holes in 2 rows without any walls between, so when the food was not so fresh (dysentery was quite common), you have to go there and sit face to face with guys from older squads, your friends or your enemies. We used to spend there a lot of time - had a chat, someone was smoking, telling anecdotes. It was almost like the Ancient Rome with patricians.
    9:44 This actually was a Banya (Sauna)- the only concrete building in the camp. It was also the only place in the camp (except kitchen) with hot water. Every week our guides were sending us there, and the water was BOILING hot.
    Eventually this camp was closed because of antisanitary reasons and my parents started to send us to the village. Nothing changed with sanitary for us though because in village it was even worse.
    Eh, good old times..

    • @55tranquility
      @55tranquility 4 года назад +93

      Thanks - I find this really interesting. I have a Polish friend who I used to work with and I used to love listening to her stories about being a young Pioneer and her memories from The Soviet Era (she was very young so at the time so couldn’t remember that much) I used to ask her so many questions sometimes she would get annoyed 😂. One time she brought in some old photos from when she was a Pioneer - I love the red neckerchief. I said I wish I could have been a pioneer - she said ‘are you fucking crazy’ 🤣🤣but then admitted she had good memories from those times, looked after, everything very cheap or free. But she also admitted her dad was head of the local communist party so they said her family got some perks and that everyone was not Equal under communism and people in good positions got better perks and houses etc. I find all the history fascinating 👍

    • @OUTDOORALLY
      @OUTDOORALLY 4 года назад +9

      So is the statue lenin or sergei kirov ?

    • @rootbowy825
      @rootbowy825 4 года назад +7

      nikk51 Electronic_Synth_Electro_Pop incredible share!!!

    • @michailkulaga1809
      @michailkulaga1809 4 года назад +63

      @@55tranquility in the 90s we were not pioneers anymore, actually we were in some sense free kids. Old sovied propaganda already ceased, the new one was not yet implemented. We're surrounded by everything soviet and at the same time had access to everything from the west. We didn't have money though, that's why everything was mostly Chinese and, let's say, low quality - pirated or copied. But it was much better than soviet anyway :)

    • @sammyjo6651
      @sammyjo6651 4 года назад +14

      I hope Bald has read these beautiful memories!

  • @arlyham5328
    @arlyham5328 4 года назад +1168

    Bald: *finds decades old corpse*
    Also Bald: “Wow Guys! An authentic Soviet corpse!! It doesn’t get much better than this”

    • @KirbyVanPelt
      @KirbyVanPelt 4 года назад +4

      Thank god that corpse wasn't hanging...
      If you know the reference.

    • @frogsreprettycool2146
      @frogsreprettycool2146 4 года назад +14

      JAKE PAUL HERE WITH ANOTHER BANGER

    • @rafaelbalsan4512
      @rafaelbalsan4512 4 года назад +4

      Well if he went to Lenin's mausoleum that's exactly what he'd find

    • @ulugbeglu
      @ulugbeglu 3 года назад +3

      WOWZERSSS

    • @alexcahyameidian215
      @alexcahyameidian215 3 года назад

      @@KirbyVanPelt um, valery legasov?

  • @user-eu2nf5sn6g
    @user-eu2nf5sn6g 4 года назад +1782

    He is the only one that can make “Soviet” sound like a marketing term.

    • @ipwndrums
      @ipwndrums 4 года назад +14

      lmfaoooo the accuracy of this is unbearable

    • @warwickeng5491
      @warwickeng5491 4 года назад +18

      I could just imagine a Tui advert be like "Do not miss out on a wonderfully Soviet adventure deep in the woods of Belarus" lol

    • @hsgame4088
      @hsgame4088 4 года назад +4

      Why doesnt he visit Kolja?

    • @cmac6136
      @cmac6136 4 года назад +4

      Bald must have been Soviet in his past 100 lives. Lol

    • @subbingtoeveryonewhosubsto3854
      @subbingtoeveryonewhosubsto3854 4 года назад +1

      OMG 😆

  • @nickheyer
    @nickheyer 4 года назад +3470

    Bald: Doesn't link irish dude's channel
    Also Bald: Doesn't even link his own merch store

    • @Booky_Lukey
      @Booky_Lukey 4 года назад +36

      Why tho

    • @hsgame4088
      @hsgame4088 4 года назад +113

      Where is Kolja?

    • @johnjones8929
      @johnjones8929 4 года назад +205

      Lol also bald: buy my merch
      Me: where?

    • @unnamedchannel2202
      @unnamedchannel2202 4 года назад +39

      If you haven't already subscribed to Irish Partizan, that' s all your fault. Same is true for the adventure of hunting down the sneakily hidden merch store. 😜

    • @Fan_Made_Videos
      @Fan_Made_Videos 4 года назад +153

      Bald doesn't hand you things like an entitled bourgeois. How very Un-Soviet of your comment!

  • @XWurstbrotX
    @XWurstbrotX 4 года назад +640

    These two dudes are "Bald and Balder"

    • @Gastoncete09
      @Gastoncete09 4 года назад +21

      Harald is the OG Baldr

    • @nickbartb4172
      @nickbartb4172 4 года назад

      And You must be one of those people who are making memes on Facebook!

    • @MrYamaha413
      @MrYamaha413 4 года назад

      typical west Europe beautys enjoying east Europe freedom of drinking lol

    • @protic4
      @protic4 4 года назад +6

      @@nickbartb4172 Easy boomer

    • @dare2sk
      @dare2sk 4 года назад

      I was just gonna say that :D

  • @sunkkist
    @sunkkist 4 года назад +568

    I am always astounded how clean, modern, orderly Belarusian stations, supermarkets and streets are. They are gleaming!

    • @hephestion6063
      @hephestion6063 4 года назад +104

      almost like its a totalitarian state

    •  4 года назад +7

      Simple, no third world filth there

    • @landyshlana8283
      @landyshlana8283 4 года назад +36

      Yes . People from Belarus like clean streets. During their protests , they organized the places with water and trush.

    • @Throwaway-kg7ft
      @Throwaway-kg7ft 4 года назад +15

      I was about to comment this. I thought Minsk was the only tidy place but even the provinces look clean.

    • @zephyrsky__
      @zephyrsky__ 4 года назад +6

      @Andy Towler Go out and lend a helping hand then?

  • @red2744
    @red2744 4 года назад +286

    this guy just started travelling the world and have fun an will soon be one of the most famous travel reporters lmao what an awesome career

    • @reedreed3300
      @reedreed3300 4 года назад +13

      Indeed, he started a long time ago though. Hasn’t always had this many subs. I’m sure it was difficult for him at times. I mean I’ve been subbed to him for years, seen him experience some shit. Lol - But personally I like the way he does it. You learn, laugh, see some fine women, & learn how to flirt with Russian chicks! All in all great dude and vids! & has never told people to like or sub!

    • @Adam-rt9gt
      @Adam-rt9gt 4 года назад +2

      @@reedreed3300 Not to mention that he literally turns town ad revenue to keep the channel ad free. That's such an amazing move.

    • @MethewSmeth
      @MethewSmeth 4 года назад

      @@reedreed3300 Ive been a subscriber to him since 20k subs, he has not been around for years. He grew very quickly.

    • @gowersup6441
      @gowersup6441 4 года назад

      Reed Reed absolutely incorrect. Why would you lie about something that’s obviously false? 😂

    • @gowersup6441
      @gowersup6441 4 года назад

      Mathew Smith exactly lol. He blew up quick

  • @bobspamail
    @bobspamail 4 года назад +380

    The “soviet code” card you found was actually a punch card used in computer programming back in the 1960’s. It would take hundreds to thousands of these cards to run a program. Get one out of order and the whole program could be screwed.

    • @debconfsetup8673
      @debconfsetup8673 4 года назад +15

      punchcards was used in ussr until mid-80th

    • @murraytichborne9903
      @murraytichborne9903 4 года назад +3

      @@debconfsetup8673 thanks bro

    • @jackreacher215
      @jackreacher215 4 года назад +10

      In Yugoslavia it was used in 1970's , just after punched tape became obsolete and before they invented magnetic disks. I remember big disk with 5 MB of memory :)

    • @owlboom6458
      @owlboom6458 4 года назад +2

      But circuits for this soviets computers was spied from IBM360, 370 models in lates 60s 😉 by KGB spies...

    • @Vadim_Sulimov
      @Vadim_Sulimov 4 года назад +4

      My mom was an Engineer and work with this machines back in USSR. I had a lod of those stuff at home when i was a kid)

  • @Symon_Musician
    @Symon_Musician 4 года назад +159

    7:34 This is a monument to Marat Kazei (1929 - 1944). He was a pioneer and a partisan and in May 1944 he was encircled by Germans sodiers and pro-german police, and when all ammo was gone, he exploded himself with the last grenade. In 1965
    he was awarded the Gold Star Medal of the Hero of the Soviet Union.

    • @Magic-it4cg
      @Magic-it4cg 4 года назад +14

      True hero's!

    • @ragincajun7625
      @ragincajun7625 4 года назад +8

      Sounds like a good Soviet fairytale. He probably killed thousands of Germans with 2 dozen bullets.

    • @vchugan1967
      @vchugan1967 4 года назад +54

      @@ragincajun7625 12 millions of soviet people died in the fight for independence and freedom of their country. Acts of bravery like this one were very common. There are thousands of heroes acknowledged in history who were not scared to sacrifice their life for the big victory of their nation. Saying this is a fairytale is disrespecting all the heroes who died in the WW2, not just the Red Army soldiers, but all the allies too.

    • @isaacgriffin5690
      @isaacgriffin5690 4 года назад +3

      @@kakt his point is that even your precious Soviets would embellish moments to create icons for other good Soviets to look up to and inspire. If he was the only one left and blew himself up then no one would know what actually happened. Every nation does this.

    • @benp9793
      @benp9793 4 года назад

      @@kakt Way to assume a whole lot based on literally nothing. He never even mentioned Germans.
      You and I both know there are lots of soviet fairy tales.

  • @snezamisic6577
    @snezamisic6577 4 года назад +6

    Koji si ti bree Kralj od coveka!!!Iskreno u ovo dosadno vreme od ove Korone,ulepsavas,skrenes misli u pozitivnom ,smislu. Samo jako brate.Veliki pzdrav iz Srbije ,ozracenog ,Uranijumskog ,gradica,na Jugu Srbije-Vranja-e. Puno uspeha u svom poslu.

  • @KurtsCardio
    @KurtsCardio 4 года назад +525

    "Bald will put my link in the description"
    "Go buy my merch"
    Bald: No link for either of them

    • @hanifaji1672
      @hanifaji1672 4 года назад +18

      Maybe, he still need to stay "bankrupt" for the sake of this channel.
      Peace.

    • @almath9987
      @almath9987 4 года назад +3

      Can't have two bald guys covering the Soviet lands 🤣 Only one Comrade Mr Bald🇷🇺😅 stay safe the one and only mr bald 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👍🏻👏

    • @dovy724
      @dovy724 4 года назад

      @@hanifaji1672 that was a good one ngl

    • @dlbstl
      @dlbstl 4 года назад +1

      I noticed that. What happened?😋

    • @MrTundra52
      @MrTundra52 4 года назад

      IDIOT

  • @dougtube9870
    @dougtube9870 4 года назад +109

    “We’ve been dropped off in the middle of nowhere.”
    Thats when you know the video is about to get good.

  • @tharos
    @tharos 4 года назад +1589

    "Bald will put the link down below"
    Bald: ???

  • @Jakehathaway99
    @Jakehathaway99 4 года назад +106

    Jason Steatham AND Matt Lucas in one video... Bald is really moving up in the entertainment world

    • @gldntchr7122
      @gldntchr7122 3 года назад +3

      Fuck sake, you took my joke. Good job.

    • @jeshkam
      @jeshkam 2 года назад +1

      Matt Lucas 😂🤣 I thought it was only me lol

  • @KendrickMan
    @KendrickMan 4 года назад +546

    I love how that guy just knew he looked like Jason Statham

    • @AndreiBerezin
      @AndreiBerezin 4 года назад +50

      Everybody tells him that for the last 15 years, believe me. Russian guys always look like Statham to some degree.

    • @bowlofsoup12
      @bowlofsoup12 4 года назад +9

      Андрей Березин and thats hilarious cause jason is English lol

    • @johnsmith-wx5fb
      @johnsmith-wx5fb 4 года назад +8

      @@AndreiBerezin jason statham is a double hard bastard

    • @AndreiBerezin
      @AndreiBerezin 4 года назад +9

      @@bowlofsoup12 the only thing we cant master is pronounce Statham right. We're only able to say STAT KHAM. We dont have that terrible TH sound in our language.))

    • @IndyCalmusic
      @IndyCalmusic 4 года назад +5

      @@AndreiBerezin You can pronounce it as Stayfam.

  • @hanktheblesseddeejay
    @hanktheblesseddeejay 4 года назад +376

    ‘An old soviet badminton racquet” Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve peaked.

    • @AndreiBerezin
      @AndreiBerezin 4 года назад +9

      Wait til he finds an abandoned village hotel and a Soviet woman's bra that lies there since 1991.

    • @youtubeking2686
      @youtubeking2686 4 года назад +3

      @@AndreiBerezin He will keep it as a souvenir

    • @abdelhak09st
      @abdelhak09st 4 года назад +3

      After the '' soviet snail '' it can only go down hill imo

    • @presentdaypresenttime2005
      @presentdaypresenttime2005 4 года назад

      💀

  • @IngvarMar
    @IngvarMar 4 года назад +692

    “Bald will put the link below”
    Bald: SIKE

    • @RollyBalondo
      @RollyBalondo 4 года назад +10

      except that he didn't :-)

    • @teonyi
      @teonyi 4 года назад +59

      Rolly Balondo That’s literally what the OP said

    • @TheTroposa
      @TheTroposa 4 года назад +11

      @@RollyBalondo Irish Partizan

    • @RollyBalondo
      @RollyBalondo 4 года назад +12

      Ok tnx. Did not get what sike meant

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 4 года назад +11

      It's supposed to be 'psyche' - when you psyche someone out

  • @mi7ai
    @mi7ai 4 года назад +51

    It is like somehow, when I digest your content, the whole sadness in the world disappears. I think you have influenced over people's lives more than you imagine. Thanks!

  • @gabrielvidal6717
    @gabrielvidal6717 4 года назад +1007

    “Soviet” time stamps :
    1:25
    1:34
    1:40
    1:47
    1:49
    2:01
    6:00
    6:11
    6:28
    7:40
    8:02
    8:04
    8:20
    8:28
    9:33
    9:50
    9:52
    9:54
    10:18
    11:08
    11:22
    11:42
    11:46

  • @globalklaus
    @globalklaus 4 года назад +350

    Next vid: 3 bald guys.
    I'm calling it now.

    • @sforbesgocka
      @sforbesgocka 4 года назад +8

      Globalklaus hairless mitosis

    • @Korium84
      @Korium84 4 года назад +10

      And a Soviet cup?

    • @PandoraApocalypse
      @PandoraApocalypse 4 года назад +3

      Damn it. I was so close to calling it. *sigh*

    • @leifc.6045
      @leifc.6045 4 года назад +2

      3 bald guys. (Mr. Clean, Agent 47, & Saitama(one punch man) ) a huge *prophecy* in the making

    • @mj-lb6er
      @mj-lb6er 4 года назад +1

      @Sandbwoy
      Wheres his Girlfriend?

  • @Tango_November
    @Tango_November 4 года назад +404

    This is video proof of Bald spiralling into insanity as he finds more and more Soviet things

    • @user-mi8ie2kq4e
      @user-mi8ie2kq4e 4 года назад +5

      Is it a soviet metro station? :) :?)? :)? :?)?

    • @showsoff79
      @showsoff79 4 года назад +3

      Lol, I think he was a little tipsy, you are probably right tho.

    • @kostam.1113
      @kostam.1113 4 года назад +21

      Soviet nostalgia is like a drug that slowly eats your brain

    • @blaketundra3216
      @blaketundra3216 4 года назад +3

      Да

    • @agentepolaris4914
      @agentepolaris4914 4 года назад +1

      But that's why we love him

  • @oldgeorg9347
    @oldgeorg9347 3 года назад +9

    In 2009 I was in Minsk, in the Belarus Tractor Works to repair a machine. My interpreter at that time, was kind enough to show me some sights in Minsk. I went to the Museum of the Patriotic War through his help. It was absolutely interesting as a German to see the other side. Whoever is in Minsk should see the museum, it is worth every second!

  • @RitaKaminski
    @RitaKaminski 4 года назад +130

    My mum was a pioneer back in the Soviet Union days and she still talks about it to this day, she says it was one of the happiest times of her life! Thanks for these vlogs :')

    • @ynpavo
      @ynpavo 4 года назад

      im kinda late but what does being a pioneer mean? what did they do?

    • @RitaKaminski
      @RitaKaminski 4 года назад +7

      @@ynpavo they were basically like scouts!

    • @lablackzed
      @lablackzed 3 года назад +7

      @@RitaKaminski With machine gun's and full military training.👍

    • @passingthrough903
      @passingthrough903 3 года назад +2

      ❤️

    • @dognoodle87
      @dognoodle87 3 года назад

      You want to become a pioneer in the USA 😍😍😘💖💗💓💞💕💘💝

  • @Snoooo
    @Snoooo 4 года назад +277

    2:38 Jason Statham was my first thought exactly when I saw him!

    • @-ren0-
      @-ren0- 4 года назад +2

      same!

    • @1337fraggzb00N
      @1337fraggzb00N 4 года назад +11

      He transport but instead of Audi he drive ISCH-2126 Orbita and gets chased by some bicycles. Mediocre action but also nobody gets hurt.

    • @HiDDENk00l
      @HiDDENk00l 4 года назад +9

      Even the guy himself knew who bald was talking about!

    • @Bagi_Nis
      @Bagi_Nis 4 года назад +1

      Yea, but Chinese version.

    • @nycbbq
      @nycbbq 4 года назад

      Peter Fonda

  • @deepblueskyshine
    @deepblueskyshine 4 года назад +237

    Old "soviet spy" card is a blank perf(orated or ~ration)card (I'v heard "punch card" to be used as well, but it's slang, obviously) - one of the first "hard disk" systems invented in the 1930s before the computers by IBM for their electromechanical accounting and statistics machines. They were still in use till the 1970s along with another similar system - perftapes for entering programs and data in the old mainframe machines. Perfcards have found many other types of use even in later times such as, for example, individual identification card for check-in/check-out registration clocks in factories and offices. It survived so far even in these conditions, because they were made of exelent cardboard designed to withstand more shuffling than professional playing cards.

    • @alalal1979
      @alalal1979 4 года назад +20

      10/10

    • @neilwilson5785
      @neilwilson5785 4 года назад +7

      When I was at school we entered some of our maths answers onto these cards (using pencil), which were then processed by a mainframe to give the results. I once got 0% because I filled it in wrong. So proud.

    • @deepblueskyshine
      @deepblueskyshine 4 года назад +1

      @@neilwilson5785 In HEXDec? If so, did they punch them by hand for entering or they have some contraption with reflective optical reader. Or I misunderstood? In the 70's a colegue of my mom gave her a stack of blanks - it was nice to have them by the pfone (with cable cord) for scratch notes. My mom's colegue husband worked in a socialist time electronics R&D institute were only use for them was for a hours registration clock (one of the developmen directions was hard drives and in the next building was the factory that produced first test series, so no place for old technologies there) and not surprisingly all of them had copies of the cards of his work group colegues - first to come registers all :)

    • @andysm1964
      @andysm1964 4 года назад

      You are correct,these were early computer cards ,for time keeping.Some were used for storing data on.First used them when i was at school late 1970`s ,and our computer filled the room.The connection at the time were with a famous US motor company based along the Thames corridor at the time

    • @dvdsandketchup
      @dvdsandketchup 4 года назад +1

      It’s an 80 column punched card. Used for storing data or programs, usually for input into a computer, but they can also be used for industrial control (commonly looms). For the chap who said he used to colour these in with a pencil, that would likely have been an optical mark recognition card as opposed to a punched card.

  • @charmainelee6898
    @charmainelee6898 3 года назад +6

    You may be bald, but you are a beautiful soul, my dear Benjamin. I tripped over your channel, been binging your vids for DAYS! TY for being just a regular human, friendly and polite. I believe that we are largely just REGULAR folks in this world, just trying to live a peaceful, productive life. 🤗😊

  • @milliemilitant9689
    @milliemilitant9689 4 года назад +922

    someone buy this man a lenin statue for his house ASAP

    • @jaybasha
      @jaybasha 4 года назад +52

      I dont even think hes got a house considering how much he travels 🤣

    • @sam0luka735
      @sam0luka735 4 года назад +2

      What house

    • @ccjohncc1
      @ccjohncc1 4 года назад +6

      @BC Bob Why dont you do it instead of telling him to not ask others to do it?

    • @tac2180
      @tac2180 4 года назад +6

      I think this comment has been took out of context lol

    • @Kzummo
      @Kzummo 4 года назад

      not like he would ever be home to see it

  • @ИванДовгорук-т3о
    @ИванДовгорук-т3о 4 года назад +166

    "Little pioneer girl!"
    *Lightly slaps on breast*

    • @Tiglith
      @Tiglith 4 года назад +10

      From Brest to breast

    • @vilebeggar7301
      @vilebeggar7301 4 года назад +2

      Also rude considering she was on her period

    • @alexandrudinca2884
      @alexandrudinca2884 4 года назад +1

      I knew someone would make fun of Bald touching that girl statue

  • @landlord5552
    @landlord5552 4 года назад +25

    I was many summers in those ,,camps,, in my youth in Estonia (my mom was cook there). I was drummer. THE most fun time in my life!!!

  • @SamA-nj7yr
    @SamA-nj7yr 4 года назад +6

    I love this Gonzo (old VICE) style vlog/journalism which you do, it’s so interesting, raw and inspirational.

  • @SgtRocko
    @SgtRocko 4 года назад +18

    DUDE... THANK YOU! That is so awesome! The funny part is - for you it was a time capsule, for some of who wore the red & blue nooses, that was a MEMORY. I see the camps like that where I went in the summer - but fully functional, no weeds, kids and flags everywhere... *sigh* Thank you. THANK YOU. I love your vids so much!!!! Всегда готов!

  • @expirius4195
    @expirius4195 4 года назад +260

    Sees a badminton racquet.
    Me: Don't say it... Don't say it...
    Bald: A Soviet badminton racquet!

    • @vasts1479
      @vasts1479 4 года назад +1

      Wantwotwee You didn't have a chance, of course he said it 😂

    • @nicodvorak9926
      @nicodvorak9926 4 года назад

      Wantwotwee i died omg

    • @adrianelias2365
      @adrianelias2365 4 года назад

      It most definitely is of that time period, pre-1993

  • @kidamkolkoznam
    @kidamkolkoznam 4 года назад +169

    "We are lost, let's get a cab and go deep into the forest", sounds like a plan...

    • @writerbill1
      @writerbill1 4 года назад +8

      Normally this might be the start of a horror movie... but not with Mr. Bald! 😅

  • @RumikXxeno
    @RumikXxeno 3 года назад +69

    10:24 that's actually a punch card - kind of memory card for old computers - it served as I/O

    • @olmostgudinaf8100
      @olmostgudinaf8100 3 года назад +5

      I was just going to comment the same thing. Bald is clearly too young.

    • @Barten0071
      @Barten0071 3 года назад

      but in the pioneer base?

  • @4umata
    @4umata 4 года назад +44

    My mom went as a teenager to those pioneer camps, she said it was an amazing time and they all genuinely loved it - it was in the Czech forests somewhere

    • @matoatlantis
      @matoatlantis 4 года назад +9

      Pioneers were pretty much the same thing as scouts are in US. Even with the unnecessary patriotism. Kids usually didn't care about that. It was a camp where you played, made campfire, etc. True though there was a bit more of a discipline compared to today's camping.
      But then even scouts do exercise a bit more of that too. It's hard to compare 1:1 because there were some differences among camps even in one country.

    • @Kuran1986
      @Kuran1986 4 года назад +3

      In romania my mom learned how to use a gun while she was at such a camp

    • @m0rgenthau
      @m0rgenthau 4 года назад +1

      @@Kuran1986 based

  • @exeterra4825
    @exeterra4825 4 года назад +413

    "Bald will put the link in the description"
    Bald: *doesn't put the link in the description*

    • @VEINHORN
      @VEINHORN 4 года назад +10

      I also would like to get link and watch this Irish guy channel.

    • @BuioPestato
      @BuioPestato 4 года назад +17

      @@VEINHORN the channel is called "
      Irish Partizan"

    • @abduljaliltv4950
      @abduljaliltv4950 4 года назад +2

      May be he forgot it lol

    • @officerpulaski1946
      @officerpulaski1946 4 года назад

      ikr

    • @Ekaterinamail
      @Ekaterinamail 4 года назад

      Alex Winner thanks! It was very smart! Now I found him to 😊

  • @AlexanderRoseTz
    @AlexanderRoseTz 4 года назад +162

    “I hate it when they say that”. Then he proceeds: ‘buy my merchandise’ xD

  • @ellenpa2000
    @ellenpa2000 3 года назад +11

    Bit late but catching up slowly with this excellent vlog.
    That "spy card is of course a normal computer punch card or Hollerith card used in 60s and 70s. :-) greetings from Canada. My hubby and I (retired and on in age) hope to go to Russia after covid and are learning Russian slowly. Encouraged by your vlog Ben!

  • @sunilkumar-id5nm
    @sunilkumar-id5nm 4 года назад +328

    Come on bald meet kolya now, We need to know about what he's going through. Kolya Kolya Kolya

    • @janbasler5760
      @janbasler5760 4 года назад

      who is kolya

    • @keepbeinghumble2214
      @keepbeinghumble2214 4 года назад +11

      @@janbasler5760 Kolya is from Chernobyl. Bald met him in the radiated forest months ago.

    • @ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588
      @ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588 4 года назад +2

      Lagartija Math anything you can link to that?

    • @sunilkumar-id5nm
      @sunilkumar-id5nm 4 года назад +3

      @Lagartija Math where did he post it?

    • @alexknight1301
      @alexknight1301 4 года назад +3

      It's worth a watch dude, Kolya is awesome!

  • @damonkhan94
    @damonkhan94 4 года назад +256

    Bald: **inhales**
    Bald: "Ahh, good ol' Soviet air"

    • @Dude0000
      @Dude0000 4 года назад +5

      Damon Khan Soviet road, get on soviet subway, then soviet taxi. Soviet weather is good so soviet adventure begins soviet style to find soviet scouts through soviet forest. So in summery, soviet, in soviet times was soviet, but today soviet things are all around ex soviet country.
      Did I mention the soviet aspect?

  • @timsummers870
    @timsummers870 4 года назад +48

    10:33 Him telling the story about spy school while wearing that mask and the badminton racket hanging out of his jacket is absolutely priceless!!! I'm so glad his trips are back on despite the pandemic not being over yet. Bald is a creative dude.

    • @AgtX999
      @AgtX999 4 года назад +1

      Old soviet chemical testing on shuttlecocks facility.

    • @grayisdabest
      @grayisdabest 4 года назад +1

      It was when he said somethings going on here that i died .... love this creativity it`s right up my street.

    • @AndreiBerezin
      @AndreiBerezin 4 года назад +2

      His choice to head to Belarus during lockdown is bullseye.

    • @timsummers870
      @timsummers870 4 года назад +2

      11:11 Dressing the statue in his merchandise T-shirt was pretty creative too. Bald was more inspired than usual today.

  • @scottal
    @scottal 4 года назад +5

    What a channel! Absolutely loving it cheers.

  • @AndrewTubbiolo
    @AndrewTubbiolo 4 года назад +10

    @10:20 that's a Hollerith card. It's a form of computer memory developed in the US in the 1970's by the Hollerith Tabulator Company. They became IBM.

  • @writerbill1
    @writerbill1 4 года назад +11

    This channel is the BEST at showing the world via travel vlogging. I look forward to each new adventure. Long live Bald! 😄

  • @GRGHQ
    @GRGHQ 4 года назад +176

    Haha - Bald never drops the other guy's link in the description....RIP 🤣

    • @arutzuki2491
      @arutzuki2491 4 года назад +43

      Kind of messed up

    • @TaraGxD
      @TaraGxD 4 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @tanandtrent
      @tanandtrent 4 года назад +27

      @@arutzuki2491 Definitely a little messed up. Bald made a conscious choice to go ahead and not put that guys link in the description. Would've been a small thing to help him out.

    • @krisrivera3514
      @krisrivera3514 4 года назад +8

      Nobody wants to see that over grownbabys videos

    • @adrianelias2365
      @adrianelias2365 4 года назад +8

      @@krisrivera3514 why don't you like him?

  • @redux-ff1rh
    @redux-ff1rh 4 года назад +2

    How is this guy not working for the history channel? I can guarentee itd be a hit worldwide, especially the US and UK, you teach us the history and fully explore the culture, amazing mate look forward to more

  • @Shrdzz
    @Shrdzz 4 года назад +76

    If you end up going to Vitebsk LET ME KNOW!!! I’m a huge fan, and I’d like to buy you a drink!!

    • @jabaridd
      @jabaridd 4 года назад +2

      he's gone there for a bit to taste the local beer, it's his previous video

    • @wilsor90
      @wilsor90 4 года назад +2

      He already has in the previous video to try your local beer, ( which I am afraid he didn't like ). However, I hope he goes again to meet your good self.

  • @UKchronics
    @UKchronics 4 года назад +478

    Belarus... the only country you would see Matt Lucas and Jason Statham in the same place

  • @instrugtion5659
    @instrugtion5659 4 года назад +135

    Hey Mr bald you forget to visit our great friend KOLYA we want to see if he is OK in this pendamic

    • @drunkvegangal8089
      @drunkvegangal8089 4 года назад +38

      Best to leave Kolya till this virus passes. He is certainly in the very vulnerable cohort. I miss him too but it's not worth him dying just for a visit :(

    • @mikeykeyes
      @mikeykeyes 4 года назад +22

      Kolya is in isolation 24/7 so he is OK plus the radiation would have killed all bugs anyway

    • @georgesboutz7534
      @georgesboutz7534 4 года назад +4

      @@drunkvegangal8089 .....Kolya is not going to die just because Bald visits him. Remember Kolya lives in a nuclear waste zone, he has survived and is immune from everything.

    • @drunkvegangal8089
      @drunkvegangal8089 4 года назад

      @@yurintroubl so many hazards! Glad he's made it this long :)

    • @IngvarMar
      @IngvarMar 4 года назад +2

      Alan Godden so you are saying pounds are real money and rubles are not? Are you dumb? What is he gonna do with pounds in Ukraine in a deserted village?

  • @jman12849
    @jman12849 4 года назад +54

    "bald will put the link in the description"
    LOL. rip

  • @gobshite
    @gobshite 4 года назад +345

    Imagine how piss-warm that singular can of 30p beer would actually be when he finally cracked it.
    Get on it, Bald

    • @etherealhawk
      @etherealhawk 4 года назад +11

      We drink it warm in Britain

    • @Passportkassa
      @Passportkassa 4 года назад

      @@etherealhawk 😝🤷😘

    • @liamoshaughnessy489
      @liamoshaughnessy489 4 года назад +8

      Ethereal Hawk we don’t 😅🤮maybe our great grandads did 😂

    • @sandrojones8068
      @sandrojones8068 4 года назад +4

      I'm drinking a warm one now.

    • @djh1437
      @djh1437 4 года назад

      Got a Warm Guinness with a
      Generous dash of tia maria waiting for them to chill in freezer🤙

  • @Gastyz
    @Gastyz 4 года назад +70

    10:14 is not a spy card, is an old punch card, computer programs where programmed in those cards (hundreds of cards) and feed into the mainframe which read those holes and computed the program and the result. Notice one of the corners is beveled, its a guide, the stacks of cards must face the same direction and be aligned, hence that bevel. Usually the holes from two columns (numbered 1 to 9, those are the rows) represented a letter or digit, since you have several columns, maybe you could encode about 40 ish characters per card.

    • @Gastyz
      @Gastyz 4 года назад +6

      @YaKefir well, based on the upvotes, a bunch of people, probably young people, didnt even know about that. And not for a single second I believed Mr Bald was seriously thinking it was a spy card, but looks like many people didnt even know what that card really was

  • @simojovic6358
    @simojovic6358 4 года назад +8

    I love how clean the country is.

  • @krysmoson
    @krysmoson 4 года назад +18

    Your knowledge is incredible mate. Love Eastern Europe and can't wait to explore more after lockdown, including Belarus! ps. You need to film in Polska!

    • @norm7747
      @norm7747 4 года назад +2

      what is he supposed to film in Poland? It's no different there than in western europe, it wouldn't be suitable for his channel at all

  • @stephenkenny8120
    @stephenkenny8120 4 года назад +31

    Jason Statham look alike was amazing! He knew what look he was going for in THAT jacket on THAT hot day, glasses nice touch too

    • @alexanderwingeskog758
      @alexanderwingeskog758 4 года назад +4

      I think the real one is a bit taller (but I don't know), but other then that a true doppelganger!

    • @GuardiansOfNorth
      @GuardiansOfNorth 4 года назад +4

      @@alexanderwingeskog758 Statham is 178cm and Bald is quite tall so I reckon this lad is taller than the real deal

  • @CozyHi
    @CozyHi 4 года назад +156

    I wonder if Bald is famous now in Belarus? Do they think “it’s the English traveller again” lol

    • @ginomanshit2365
      @ginomanshit2365 4 года назад +4

      @Петро Олександрович is it usually in a positive way?

    • @Yurov7777
      @Yurov7777 4 года назад +24

      @@ginomanshit2365 Yeah, absolutely. Everyone loves this guy in Belarus

    • @stefan1924
      @stefan1924 4 года назад

      "Muum the bald British guy is running around in the woods with a badminton racket again"

  • @margo3c541
    @margo3c541 4 года назад +96

    I love the word Minsk so much, I whisper it to myself sometimes, I don't know if that makes me weird

    • @US.ElectionMeddler
      @US.ElectionMeddler 4 года назад +35

      I'm a Brest man myself

    • @nicoleharris4264
      @nicoleharris4264 4 года назад +3

      Richard Kelbe 😂😂😂. Yeah she’s an attention seeker alright. Whew she could use a personality 💗😎. If you have to wonder if you’re a weirdo then you’re FOR SURE weird and probably a lost cause 😝👍

    • @margo3c541
      @margo3c541 4 года назад +13

      @Richard Kelbe ??? I hope your day is going ok, bud.

    • @otda3675
      @otda3675 4 года назад +1

      I whisper worse things regularly, such as Nirobi, Bogota, Denver, Moscow, Berlin, Lisbon, Tokyo, Stockholm, Helsinki, and Oslo....I left the unworthy cities off the list 😜

    • @poopybutthole4707
      @poopybutthole4707 4 года назад +1

      minsk it spells quite crunchy right ? lol

  • @charlenerosevega8637
    @charlenerosevega8637 4 года назад +2

    still watching 2020. I'm so addicted to your videos. I'm from Philippines. Take care as always. God bless to your every trip.

  • @zztopz7090
    @zztopz7090 4 года назад +6

    When you called the cleaning lady "my little darling" it was so cute. You made her day.

  • @vansh5173
    @vansh5173 4 года назад +643

    I would’ve enjoyed history if this guy was my teacher

    • @Youkai_graphics
      @Youkai_graphics 4 года назад +5

      you are not soviet enough

    • @f0cussss
      @f0cussss 4 года назад

      Stanislav Surin wowowowowowowowowowo

    • @ashleyjordan6553
      @ashleyjordan6553 4 года назад

      Me too

    • @robertschmidtbauer3891
      @robertschmidtbauer3891 4 года назад

      You must like Ranch salad dressing.

    • @Spagbolmofo
      @Spagbolmofo 3 года назад

      My history teacher was basically balds brother so I loved history🤣I fuckin always loved it anyway but you've j made me think about my old teacher and how similar he is to bald

  • @MLSNYC88
    @MLSNYC88 4 года назад +36

    He just loves his Soviet stuff, bless him.

  • @franklinox1
    @franklinox1 4 года назад

    I am living in a small town North East of Brasil i LOVE ALL YOUR VIDEOS..I have watched many of them and i want to watch them all during the lockdown over here and will have enough time.

  • @WiseWik
    @WiseWik 4 года назад +158

    10:07 That is a soviet type punchcard used in early programming.

    • @bower31
      @bower31 4 года назад +17

      Thats an IBM punchcard like you would use in a 1401

    • @luminous3357
      @luminous3357 4 года назад +5

      We used those in the 70s when I worked at an early telemarketing company.

    • @IngvarMar
      @IngvarMar 4 года назад +10

      Gernuts how do we know you are not a soviet spy who tries to distract the attention from those spy codes?

    • @tonyabruzzio7399
      @tonyabruzzio7399 4 года назад

      Wow. Looks like an IBM 5081 punch card. We quit using those in the late 70's.

  • @LuisGutierrezG123
    @LuisGutierrezG123 4 года назад +142

    "Belarussian Jason Statham isn't real, he can't hurt you"
    2:40 Belarussian Jason Statham:

    • @MANUCHANDY
      @MANUCHANDY 4 года назад +2

      He look like iniesta....

  • @domdigger6736
    @domdigger6736 4 года назад +25

    Go on Bald mate, loving the upload rate keeping lockdown boredom at bay!

  • @wydsuhaan__
    @wydsuhaan__ 4 года назад +61

    Me : breathes
    Bald : good ol’ soviet air

  • @JANISWTF
    @JANISWTF 4 года назад +111

    Belarusian Jason Stathem just 10 years younger... Good one :D

  • @raultamudo160
    @raultamudo160 4 года назад +86

    10:31
    When you are drunk and you steal random shit from the street

  • @jamesflaherty59
    @jamesflaherty59 4 года назад +166

    I was actually laughing at the Jason Statham lookalike well looked like him

    • @secheah
      @secheah 4 года назад +1

      Idk why but I think he looks like Conor McGregor

    • @Dodek72
      @Dodek72 4 года назад +3

      Yeah looked like Jason's crackhead cousin.

    • @wisdomleader85
      @wisdomleader85 4 года назад +1

      That's Jason's long lost brother.

    • @bappoprottecandbappoattacc107
      @bappoprottecandbappoattacc107 4 года назад

      Jason's more handsome though

  • @clearsailing7993
    @clearsailing7993 4 года назад +8

    It is great to see an Irishman and Englishman getting along together. I think your travel vlogs are helping to make the world a more peaceful place. Thank you for the great shows.

  • @rolland890
    @rolland890 4 года назад +111

    "in spy school they taught me a few things..." Wait so Bald was a spy?! Confirmed!

    • @UranijaZeus
      @UranijaZeus 4 года назад +5

      Sire it's quite obvious from his background and approach.

    • @bluehour1203
      @bluehour1203 4 года назад +1

      @@UranijaZeus what do you mean?

    • @leifc.6045
      @leifc.6045 4 года назад +3

      It's agent 47 in real life lol

    • @acce944
      @acce944 4 года назад +1

      @@UranijaZeus you watch too many movies

  • @aidanleonard3389
    @aidanleonard3389 4 года назад +12

    When I see you post it truly makes my life a little better

  • @bimmerV12
    @bimmerV12 4 года назад +74

    2:42 Jason Statham's lost Belarusian identical twin brother :)

  • @dominicburjak
    @dominicburjak 4 года назад +155

    Kid: "Mom, can we stop and get Bald?
    Mom: "We have Bald at home"
    Bald at home = Irish dude.

  • @username0603-z5p
    @username0603-z5p 4 года назад +42

    4:20 Bald: I like your style
    Woman: I'm a Rock

  • @cassidy88100
    @cassidy88100 4 года назад +54

    That was actually Jason Statham pretending to be Belarussian.

    • @anthonydefreitas6006
      @anthonydefreitas6006 3 года назад

      He was probably thinking "Bugger I came to Belarus to get away from the camera"

  • @nootnoot5623
    @nootnoot5623 4 года назад +35

    I can't be the only one who wants Alinchik back.
    Love Bald, but that girl really has something special.

  • @Bjurmann001
    @Bjurmann001 4 года назад +5

    From Kenya. You have made me love Belarus

  • @arloc_official
    @arloc_official 4 года назад +155

    10:56 an english man wearing a gasmask as a hat, featherball racket in his hand, filming himself as he investigates an old abandoned building full of trash... true greatness

    • @prazail
      @prazail 4 года назад +6

      a drunk* Englishman

  • @ts673
    @ts673 4 года назад +25

    I love that you’re doing this trip with Matt Lucas

  • @mystmuffin3600
    @mystmuffin3600 4 года назад +22

    the gas mask on top of his head killed me man

  • @christieblackburn3189
    @christieblackburn3189 2 года назад

    I love all your videos, but for some reason this one is my favourite. Maybe because I love sequins and gardening! Thank you for teaching me about apart of the world that I have overlooked.

  • @ytmmcosta
    @ytmmcosta 4 года назад +26

    10:20 you found a computer treasure! That's a punch card from early days of modern computing! My usb drive says hi to its IBMderthal ancestor

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 4 года назад +3

      Yeh, i believe ibm invented the cards to help the nazis count Jewish prisoners

    • @DamnedDave
      @DamnedDave 4 года назад

      IBM claim they didn’t directly help the Germans(saying Nazis is not correct)
      They used agents to get around things To avoid tarnishing their reputation

    • @memespeech
      @memespeech 4 года назад

      people growing up in the soviet union, even in the 80s, didn't get any "advanced" entertainment things like ataris and nintendos, they've only appeared in the 90s and were lagging a few generations behind contemporary

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 4 года назад

      @@DamnedDave The Nazis were in power -- let's not put lipstick on this anti-semitic pig

  • @debbieward9732
    @debbieward9732 4 года назад +9

    When you reappeared with your new found hat I was undone, you funny dude!

  • @TheChessViking
    @TheChessViking 4 года назад +27

    "An old Soviet badminton racket....this is like the best day ever!!!" only Bald....only Bald!

  • @StonyRC
    @StonyRC 4 года назад

    You meet so many cool people on your travels. Everyone is so friendly and happy to chat.

  • @hechajo
    @hechajo 4 года назад +114

    Every else in the world: social distancing, Bald in Minsk: shakes hands with every stranger he meets

    • @VEINHORN
      @VEINHORN 4 года назад +7

      Its so good to watch such videos in so difficult times.

    • @thumbdrive2104
      @thumbdrive2104 4 года назад +23

      That's because they know it is only a political virus.

    • @T8-TR
      @T8-TR 4 года назад +8

      @@thumbdrive2104 🤔

    • @fayereaganlover
      @fayereaganlover 4 года назад +17

      @@thumbdrive2104 you're nuts

    • @bowlofsoup12
      @bowlofsoup12 4 года назад +5

      meropzit dont be a lamb to the slaughter. Wake up sheep

  • @muzaffarrzayev1069
    @muzaffarrzayev1069 4 года назад +16

    Bald, that place which you thought was a secret base is actually a building where the children would do army training, hence the gas masks and protocol information. In school, army training would be a subject and during the summer the pioneers would come to the building while they are in the pioneer camp.
    Hope this helps!

    • @kap1526
      @kap1526 4 года назад

      I doubt it was army training. They weren't shooting guns, learning how to take out tanks, etc. They learn how to start a fire, how to cut wood, how to build stools, etc. Girls would learn how to cook, knit, etc. This was all over soviet union.

    • @tailcruncher
      @tailcruncher 3 года назад

      i don' t remember that, gas masks were more for decorate. But in school there were such lessons , not so many

  • @forslavjo
    @forslavjo 4 года назад +202

    Ha, you should've tried to hang out with Belarusian Jason Statham. He seemed like a cool dude!

    • @stevenwebb3634
      @stevenwebb3634 4 года назад

      Soviet Jason Statham was on his way to meet Soviet Vinnie Jones

    • @meml00rd
      @meml00rd 4 года назад

      seriously just imagine the adventures the two of them could have. No one would ever fuck with them regardless of where they went(even tho bald never gets fucked with), but if he has a contract killer? Sheesh, people are going to be running up to him asking him to sample their assortment of drugs and weapons

  • @1970DAH
    @1970DAH 4 года назад +3

    8:47 "It's never gonna be better than this, at least for me." ... Wow, those words almost became prophetic.

  • @skiingcrocodile2153
    @skiingcrocodile2153 4 года назад +252

    Every other youtuber: I'm not gonna say the C-word, you know, the "situation" going on, RUclips might demonetize me.
    Bald: CORONAVIRUS!!! IT'S A CORONA MASK!!!

    • @theamericanguy1697
      @theamericanguy1697 4 года назад +9

      A couple of weeks a go youtube announced corona virus would not get your vids demonetized any more

    • @nussbaum2420
      @nussbaum2420 4 года назад +3

      Vaiss Exclusive can I see your source

    • @justaroot4315
      @justaroot4315 4 года назад +1

      @super t yes...all this BS over a cold/flu viral infection

    • @corvusduluth
      @corvusduluth 4 года назад +1

      @@vaissexclusive4825 You said Corona, so Corona does exist.

    • @bluejay313
      @bluejay313 4 года назад

      @super t wtf? tell that to the more than 300,000 dead so far ... and still growing. How is that not bad in just 5 months?

  • @DB-47
    @DB-47 4 года назад +14

    1:27 Those are soviet ЭТ4 escalators. They are incredibly fast and have nice motor hum at upper platform. In Prague there are still few remaiming pieces, mostly on "B" and "A" line

  • @konanoobiemaster
    @konanoobiemaster 4 года назад +32

    2040: "Thanks for coming to the Bald & Bankrupt Belarus Museum of History today - if you'll grab your complimentary beer and follow me..."

    • @Thricecube57
      @Thricecube57 3 года назад +1

      Hopefully not Babruisk beer.

  • @Attahee
    @Attahee 4 года назад

    Your show is the best. I like everything about you and your show

  • @fweenoe9501
    @fweenoe9501 4 года назад +161

    How to make things sound cooler:
    Say "Old Soviet" before the word you were going to say

  • @Howleye
    @Howleye 4 года назад +67

    "Lost in Minsk with Matt Lucas"

    • @SDR702
      @SDR702 4 года назад +4

      That's who that other bald chap reminds me of. Thanks for that.

    • @Siegfreud
      @Siegfreud 4 года назад

      I was gonna write lost in Minsk with Matt Lucas and Jason Statham!

    • @divineeyeobserver754
      @divineeyeobserver754 4 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @ukljc
      @ukljc 4 года назад

      @@oscarslife5497 Brilliant!!

  • @ecmovz
    @ecmovz 4 года назад +33

    Two Scary Hairless Men walk in the woods.. "ow !!.. ow !! .. it's so prickly!"