How to Start Your Own Country - Epic How To

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  • Опубликовано: 4 дек 2024

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @blueminty100
    @blueminty100 9 лет назад +2160

    How to take over the world.

    • @stevie_ily
      @stevie_ily 9 лет назад +32

      ***** play mount and blade :p

    • @pythonkill3r
      @pythonkill3r 9 лет назад +11

      Demitrium played over 1,000 hours still not even close.

    • @jazy921
      @jazy921 9 лет назад +6

      Demitrium or Civ 5

    • @joes4866
      @joes4866 9 лет назад +9

      Demitrium +jazy921 or Europa Universalis 4 or Crusader Kings 2

    • @Rickbane01
      @Rickbane01 9 лет назад +1

      ***** MONEY!!

  • @thecitizenoftheinternet1077
    @thecitizenoftheinternet1077 6 лет назад +320

    My apartment will be a new country! I am the king of this country and every room will be an administrative subdivison.

    • @vinul5078
      @vinul5078 6 лет назад +10

      microcountry*

    • @chrisllano9091
      @chrisllano9091 6 лет назад +4

      Kings and republic's don't mix

    • @apollo6718
      @apollo6718 6 лет назад +4

      You technically don’t own your apartment

    • @todddivens2512
      @todddivens2512 5 лет назад +5

      I'm invading your country

    • @vexanval
      @vexanval 4 года назад +1

      nope your apartment is inside a country so you can't claim it

  • @Idominusrex
    @Idominusrex 8 лет назад +1529

    I am claiming Uranus

  • @evai5318
    @evai5318 5 лет назад +306

    Instructions unclear
    Accidentally caused WW3

  • @gamerone6122
    @gamerone6122 8 лет назад +2510

    Instructions not clear
    Made terrorist group instead, pls help

    • @_klent
      @_klent 8 лет назад +33

      LOL 😂

    • @gamerone6122
      @gamerone6122 8 лет назад +41

      _klent Srsly, help

    • @mistertagnan
      @mistertagnan 8 лет назад +11

      +Gamer One say aloha my name is bob

    • @miksuko
      @miksuko 8 лет назад +7

      Grammar, please.

    • @nooblangpoo
      @nooblangpoo 8 лет назад +40

      m1ksu
      And here is an example of a civilian who doesn't know what a meme is.

  • @kingimpidimp7060
    @kingimpidimp7060 8 лет назад +762

    The guy who claimed land just so his daughter could be princess is the greatest dad ever

    • @kohhhhhhi
      @kohhhhhhi 8 лет назад +23

      Long live the Kingdom of North Sudan
      A.K.A = The giant Trapezoid in the middle of nowhere

    • @thedankist1376
      @thedankist1376 7 лет назад +5

      @The Joe channel can we find a way to farm there?

    • @austinblackburn8095
      @austinblackburn8095 7 лет назад +4

      The Jo Channel Not for long I'm going to take it over for myself.

    • @playwithmejohn
      @playwithmejohn 7 лет назад +10

      Who will join me i probably need something like 5 people to invade it

    • @iwishthatiwasjustacloud6105
      @iwishthatiwasjustacloud6105 7 лет назад

      Techa The Meme Lord well he probably won't be approved since it's In the middle of Arabia. But meh

  • @Bobvanksy
    @Bobvanksy 9 лет назад +502

    I know, I'll claim land/ice near the poles, and then I collectively sue every other country for property damage caused by global warming.

    • @edwinfields9379
      @edwinfields9379 9 лет назад +89

      That is actually a genius idea.

    • @MikkelZilla
      @MikkelZilla 9 лет назад +16

      Halick That might actually work, so go for it.

    • @Aviex99
      @Aviex99 9 лет назад +17

      Halick You could claim it and pass it down to your descendants. If global warming really is causing us to head towards certain results as some say there in a couple centuries the poles might be pretty nice places to live, and your descendants would be the dictators.

    • @agentzap
      @agentzap 9 лет назад +24

      Where can I buy share in your company?

    • @woodennickel4449
      @woodennickel4449 9 лет назад +7

      May I join your economy?!?! Once it has started?!?!

  • @thatoneperson6172
    @thatoneperson6172 5 лет назад +1571

    My country
    Name: Backyardia
    Capital: Tree
    Languages: English, Gibberish, Backyardian
    Continent: ... Earth
    President: Leaf Bush
    Population:
    👇

  • @matthewmcmahan1845
    @matthewmcmahan1845 8 лет назад +390

    I claim rights to the atmosphere!, I will build . . . a city in the sky!!

  • @Daesarul
    @Daesarul 5 лет назад +232

    My country: **Has oil**
    *USA wants to know your location*

    • @shinobixs5968
      @shinobixs5968 4 года назад +9

      @Prone One aka the shaker of cans They took my younger brother because he had too many pimples, apperently they are helping him get rid of them. Haven't seen him in 18 years.

    • @Michael-vc1ky
      @Michael-vc1ky 3 года назад +4

      F

    • @Navoii.
      @Navoii. 3 года назад +2

      In that case you should get guns

    • @Fruitsmymainispomgranates
      @Fruitsmymainispomgranates 3 года назад +2

      Ok

    • @Jim-gk4so
      @Jim-gk4so 3 года назад +6

      My country: exists
      The British empire: I want to know your location

  • @nickirmen6671
    @nickirmen6671 4 года назад +64

    CHAZ people watching this video: Write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN

  • @K328
    @K328 5 лет назад +230

    How to make your nation popular
    1:make a nation
    2:make free wifi
    3: watch and learn
    edit:thanks for the likes

  • @TimetravelerKi
    @TimetravelerKi 8 лет назад +494

    How to make the US use the metric system.

    • @jackguest145
      @jackguest145 8 лет назад +32

      That's easy. Just strap a jetpack to a pig.

    • @nathancaron383
      @nathancaron383 8 лет назад +6

      +Jack Calrissian I actually did this

    • @mrcat-nu1jb
      @mrcat-nu1jb 8 лет назад +14

      that's actually really easy all you would need to do is teach it first and mainly use it in school then the parents would have to teach them the imperial system like how cursive is today

    • @TimetravelerKi
      @TimetravelerKi 8 лет назад +1

      mr. cat Do it!

    • @rebel0284
      @rebel0284 8 лет назад +5

      +Nathan Caron where the hell did you get a jetpack?

  • @yg996bb9ct7
    @yg996bb9ct7 8 лет назад +93

    Create an underwater nation? Technically doable, need $20 million 2 build Atlantis. Use 2 massive units that pull oxygen out of seawater, like big US Navy nuclear submarines. Then u heat & pressurize the base, plant crops, offer tours.

    • @TheEncrow
      @TheEncrow 8 лет назад

      how about instead of filling it with air use breathable liquid

    • @mortvald
      @mortvald 8 лет назад +2

      *Facepalm* breathable liquid? really dude?

    • @TheEncrow
      @TheEncrow 8 лет назад

      +Sousuke Aizen what's wrong?

    • @mortvald
      @mortvald 8 лет назад

      TheEncrow Why do you think the air is a gas?

    • @TheEncrow
      @TheEncrow 8 лет назад

      +Sousuke Aizen oh so sou don't know it exists. look it up.

  • @collinmiguel263
    @collinmiguel263 8 лет назад +544

    how to stay in the E.U

  • @separatistdroidarmy4233
    @separatistdroidarmy4233 5 лет назад +78

    Name: new Russia
    Main land: hill in backyard
    States: 3 (stone, fort Russia and brumilfin)
    Enemy’s: Brumilfin
    Army: 2 Spears 5 active personnel 7 reserves
    Allies: dofinsmerk

  • @djsquidleh9605
    @djsquidleh9605 7 лет назад +278

    Instructions unclear, stuck in washing machine

  • @isaaccg8428
    @isaaccg8428 7 лет назад +193

    I have my own micronation it is in my bedroom and has a army of toy soldiers

    • @southernwulf530
      @southernwulf530 6 лет назад +1

      the sphere of archimedes yea that doesn't count

    • @BM-ek4tn
      @BM-ek4tn 6 лет назад +7

      i think he's just joking.
      But my Micronation is better! It's in my basement and has an army of 100 Toy soldiers, 2 toy tanks, and 1 toy fighter jet as well as two toy anti-aircraft cannons. It also has Fort Basementopolis.

    • @southernwulf530
      @southernwulf530 6 лет назад +2

      It can't be in your mom's house. It has to be physical land

    • @BM-ek4tn
      @BM-ek4tn 6 лет назад +5

      What if it's my house?
      It's not.
      But in any case, were just joking around.
      And a house is on physical land and my family owns that physical land so...

    • @southernwulf530
      @southernwulf530 6 лет назад +3

      Dreemurred Yea but YOU don't own it u just temporarily live there when you move out of mommy and daddy's house and buy your own land (not rent or lease), you can start the process of creating your own country.

  • @Artemis0713
    @Artemis0713 8 лет назад +72

    I'm gonna contact our government, and call out my own house as a country, and i will get them to agree with me that i will pay them Protection Fees, so they will protectmy nation in time of need, wich will just be Taxes actually, so they have no reason not to let me make it a country!

    • @803084006
      @803084006 8 лет назад +6

      How'd it go?

    • @803084006
      @803084006 8 лет назад +1

      +Sakka san ok I guess I'm not going to the council anytime soon!

    • @chrissaldana9169
      @chrissaldana9169 8 лет назад +1

      +Sakka san exactly what were u arrested 4 treason?

    • @stromattack234
      @stromattack234 8 лет назад

      arrested for what?

    • @stromattack234
      @stromattack234 8 лет назад

      I would never guessed it.

  • @ighel9355
    @ighel9355 6 лет назад +42

    Instructions unclear turned pizza hut into a soviet commander

  • @degiguess
    @degiguess 8 лет назад +169

    if i had a country i would make our national anthem a continuous scream that lasts 12 minutes

    • @eliwalker6966
      @eliwalker6966 8 лет назад +5

      Great idea!

    • @FirstNameLastName-uu2sc
      @FirstNameLastName-uu2sc 8 лет назад +11

      I would move there just for that

    • @laceystarsimpson
      @laceystarsimpson 8 лет назад +7

      I'd make the national anthem..slmethienhdkdhdifgihgunicdjcdnidcdcndcuindcnidcnudcsxnjksbhwdifvbhefvibuvreiuhethluleutvlhvhhovtointv.

    • @eliwalker6966
      @eliwalker6966 8 лет назад +3

      BloodDeathOf Bloodclan Not funny at all. Just hitting random keys, think of a different thing than his.

    • @shutereye2634
      @shutereye2634 8 лет назад +3

      +Eli Walker How about requiring a physical action to go along with it, like hopping around WHILE screaming for 12 minutes.

  • @svartdraken
    @svartdraken 9 лет назад +735

    I claim the sun, ant that's my new Country!

    • @kike5186
      @kike5186 8 лет назад +21

      \[T]/ ¡PRAISE THE SUN!

    • @sabersahoge2695
      @sabersahoge2695 8 лет назад +6

      +Rafal Iwanczuk i claim the galaxy LOL, that includes earth

    • @svartdraken
      @svartdraken 8 лет назад +5

      dead _ pool yeah but sun is mine so you have to pay the subscription for the *Light&Heat Service srl* which uses the most advanced and modern technologies to warm up and illuminate your galaxy. You don't want to die of hypothermia without seeing anything, do you?

    • @Turmanation5
      @Turmanation5 8 лет назад +7

      And I just gonna claim the andromeda galaxy...

    • @codywingard2849
      @codywingard2849 7 лет назад +6

      Dont be silly, youll burn up.... Unless you go at night.

  • @ZoruaHunter
    @ZoruaHunter 9 лет назад +306

    Why not just make one underwater? As long as you don't give away gene-enhancing tonics to the people, it should be fine.

    • @aserta
      @aserta 9 лет назад +9

      Zorua Hunter I understand that reference!!

    • @chaoticlucy6005
      @chaoticlucy6005 9 лет назад +22

      Zorua Hunter Or make one in the sky! ;)

    • @Uncle_Hubert
      @Uncle_Hubert 9 лет назад +1

      Destiny Grimm THATS AWESOMEEE BUT YOU'LL CONSTANTLY NEED TO INVEST MONEY TO KEEP IT FLOATING?

    • @chaoticlucy6005
      @chaoticlucy6005 9 лет назад +6

      TheNinjaScythe That's why you become the divine prophetic figure so that everyone just throws money at you :D

    • @AdamGibiGulyabani
      @AdamGibiGulyabani 9 лет назад +2

      Zorua Hunter imma be the big daddy

  • @orionmoreno7250
    @orionmoreno7250 6 лет назад +29

    I legit did this and Douchbag topia is the best nation

  • @hotboiiwhoop
    @hotboiiwhoop 7 лет назад +127

    I'm gonna push my couch into the ocean and put a flag on it
    COUCHMANIA

  • @edwardcarnby2100
    @edwardcarnby2100 9 лет назад +17

    This series are super entertaining, can't believe there are no millions views here.

  • @skyfry8792
    @skyfry8792 6 лет назад +280

    Just play Minecraft

  • @formidi3911
    @formidi3911 5 лет назад +6

    Territories: 3
    Popularity:22,000
    Owners: me , pheobe , Riley
    Mainland:back yard
    Name of country: Australiala
    Capital:Melbourne
    Land:25
    Water:25
    Nature:100
    Cityfill:24

  • @imnotafurryiswear6391
    @imnotafurryiswear6391 6 лет назад +1873

    Instructions unclear
    i turned England into a city

  • @johnhurley8918
    @johnhurley8918 9 лет назад +194

    How to start a political party.

    • @siretriste4045
      @siretriste4045 9 лет назад +1

      That depends of your national laws
      They won't take it

    • @johnhurley8918
      @johnhurley8918 9 лет назад

      Sire Triste That applies to a lot of things. Most of the examples they give are in the context of the US.

    • @melexdy
      @melexdy 9 лет назад

      John Hurley Well around here they made sure only the wealthy can have their party. So you need 150 k euro to create a new party...

    • @siretriste4045
      @siretriste4045 9 лет назад

      ΜετάΜουσικήςΜανία Not only the wealthier persons can create their own political parties...
      If citizens are particularly involved they can donate to support a political project

    • @melexdy
      @melexdy 9 лет назад +1

      Sire Triste They can, but 150.000 euro arent that easy to get from the average middle class people.
      Why not free,since its called democracy and all, and figure out something..
      In the way around the wealthy can pay PR's,media coverage, PE campaigns..
      You name it.
      The system is outdated to the profit of the oligarchs..

  • @AweMe
    @AweMe  9 лет назад +64

    Learn how to do Epic Stuff on AWE Me >> brk.cm/1VPLiII

  • @cubeyfan2541
    @cubeyfan2541 5 лет назад +61

    US: The United States of America has officially recognized your nation.
    Me: YEIII
    *next day*
    Person: Sir, you have failed to pay the rent for your house. You must leave.
    Me: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

  • @lizzymandile2022
    @lizzymandile2022 8 лет назад +139

    sooo can i claim my yard as teribithia?

    • @HockGaming
      @HockGaming 7 лет назад +14

      Elizabeth Mandile yes but u better watch out because most countries don’t take lightly to u stealing there land!

    • @echogaming8253
      @echogaming8253 6 лет назад +1

      Elizabeth Mandile is their a bridge?

    • @logicalteens1062
      @logicalteens1062 6 лет назад +6

      Claiming land that is already claimed?.. interesting... **Takes whole Russia and names it into Soviet Russia**

    • @wolfgangamadeusmozart4694
      @wolfgangamadeusmozart4694 6 лет назад

      Terabithia*

    • @godofyoutube4361
      @godofyoutube4361 6 лет назад

      You can pretend, he’s. But you wouldn’t actually be a county as that land is claimed by the country that you live in. That country formally owns right to that patch of land it’s just that you are resident there.

  • @roguesentinel7790
    @roguesentinel7790 8 лет назад +126

    The last part was false. To find the most unclaimed land, look up.

    • @dratrav
      @dratrav 8 лет назад +2

      you would be wrong well yes it's unclaimed but there's a rule that nothing in space can be claimed

    • @roguesentinel7790
      @roguesentinel7790 8 лет назад +14

      +TheMortalTraveller Only if you sign that treaty...

    • @TheSerbianNinja
      @TheSerbianNinja 8 лет назад +3

      Keyword: *LAND*

    • @Crazykid-ob6mp
      @Crazykid-ob6mp 8 лет назад +1

      +MightyPotato why not it's still land and there isn't much on earth left

    • @jake1173
      @jake1173 7 лет назад

      Chairdolf Sitler Good luck getting there, surviving, establishing a government, populating it, sustaining resources, establishing a military, real estate, buildings and homes for people, establishing currency, international (or interplanetary in your case) trades, getting electricity, and establishing communications with earth.

  • @jtuanimationz5133
    @jtuanimationz5133 6 лет назад +53

    I found an island by using ONLY my iPad. I used google maps and the map app. The map app to discover and google maps to confirm. I'm planning on naming it Kumari Island.

    • @vinul5078
      @vinul5078 6 лет назад +2

      liam what if the tribe on north sentinel island already claimed it before india did?

    • @tashmay
      @tashmay 5 лет назад

      Can I be Vice President

    • @anuronguha0898
      @anuronguha0898 5 лет назад

      @@liamcornell296 you guys should go to the north sentinel island and see it yourself.

    • @anuronguha0898
      @anuronguha0898 5 лет назад +1

      @@liamcornell296 No dude it's not 11:02 pm at my place. I am not from India.

    • @IshijimaKairo
      @IshijimaKairo 4 года назад

      I therefore invade it with my brain power

  • @scottishemu159
    @scottishemu159 4 года назад +13

    Nation:
    Kingdom Of The Empire Of Zabinkia
    Laungauge: Zabinkiain, English
    Population: 3

  • @rhythm4772
    @rhythm4772 7 лет назад +139

    Well, if nobody claims the waters, ATLANTIS here we go!

    • @godofyoutube4361
      @godofyoutube4361 6 лет назад +2

      Technically nobody does own things like the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans So Yeah!

    • @mrskill3507
      @mrskill3507 6 лет назад +1

      You can't claim the ocean
      But you could find a rock that is sticking up out of the ocean and claim that

    • @hikejumalon5198
      @hikejumalon5198 6 лет назад

      Shock Raging I just claimed it YEAH

    • @mcandelaria8769
      @mcandelaria8769 6 лет назад

      Shock Raging lol

    • @nayandusoruth2468
      @nayandusoruth2468 6 лет назад

      You would have to name it new new atlantis, there is a case of someone building a raft, and claiming it as new Atlantis (until the raft disintegrated away)...

  • @saad6833
    @saad6833 7 лет назад +47

    OMG THANK YOU FOR THE TUTORIAL!! I GOTTA GO TAKE OVER SOMETHING!!!! *Gets shot*

  • @massineben7198
    @massineben7198 6 лет назад +357

    I claim Kebler-22b. I would name it Fliyominia. 👌😂

    • @RedAssassin
      @RedAssassin 6 лет назад +5

      Kepler*

    • @Diagonalstuff
      @Diagonalstuff 6 лет назад +1

      Fliyo MB it’s Kepler

    • @Swukelz
      @Swukelz 6 лет назад

      Kepler""

    • @Swukelz
      @Swukelz 6 лет назад +3

      Too late, Russians got there first

    • @MirekFe
      @MirekFe 6 лет назад

      The Red Assassin Kevlar?

  • @forzaf1gtaracingandmore824
    @forzaf1gtaracingandmore824 5 лет назад +8

    Step 1: Make time machine
    Step 2 go back to the end of the revolutionary war
    Step 3 bring Washington back and persuade him to help you start Unites Statescito 2.

  • @blujacket9959
    @blujacket9959 9 лет назад +98

    How To be a vigilante (without police involvement)

    • @falsehero2001
      @falsehero2001 9 лет назад +9

      Blu Jacket They already covered that it "how to become batman"

    • @MikkelZilla
      @MikkelZilla 9 лет назад +3

      Blu Jacket How to open your mouth like an anime character.

    • @cja9515
      @cja9515 9 лет назад +2

      Blu Jacket they need to do: how to fix your deformed face. XD

    • @iota-09
      @iota-09 9 лет назад

      Chris Akers how to properly write your*

    • @cja9515
      @cja9515 9 лет назад

      iota-09 I did properly write it

  • @phantxm_9544
    @phantxm_9544 6 лет назад +76

    I claim the Pluto, as my country I'll set up the best lines of soldier like sponge Bob, mickey mouse ,Winnie the pooh,hulk, and pluto

  • @JabranImran
    @JabranImran 8 лет назад +76

    So if i can get recognized as a nation leader my house can be country?

    • @emperorkrell5506
      @emperorkrell5506 8 лет назад +8

      not if your house is already in another country

    • @curiouswafi
      @curiouswafi 8 лет назад +4

      Emperor Krell but the republic of molossia is in united states and its in a backyard..

    • @marioxhaj1329
      @marioxhaj1329 8 лет назад +1

      Jabran Imran yeah but since it's owned by your country you'll have to fight their military for it

    • @attackhelicopters2880
      @attackhelicopters2880 8 лет назад +3

      that one episode of family guy

    • @jakemachado3612
      @jakemachado3612 8 лет назад +1

      Jabran Imran known for the total population of only under 6 citizens

  • @nameless9954
    @nameless9954 5 лет назад +8

    Nobody:
    RUclips Recommendations:How to Start Your Own Country

  • @LilChuunosuke
    @LilChuunosuke 9 лет назад +34

    And for those who are upset with the limited availability, just keep looking around for information about the Ring of Fire, a section in the basin of the pacific ocean where earthquakes and volcanic eruptions occur frequently.
    Why do you want to look there?
    Underwater volcanic eruption = new islands! If one forms in international waters, you may be able to jump in and claim it! It will be tiny at first, but will grow as the volcano continues erupting underwater.

    • @MikkelZilla
      @MikkelZilla 9 лет назад +11

      Phantomhive Yay, lets live on a shaking active vulcano!

    • @LilChuunosuke
      @LilChuunosuke 9 лет назад +4

      FishZilla :D Yeah! I am sure it is totally safe and definitely won't kill us! WOO!

    • @BoZoiD57
      @BoZoiD57 9 лет назад +2

      Phantomhive but it takes thousands of years for those islands to go from chunks of cooled lava beneath the sea to actual habitable islands.

    • @LilChuunosuke
      @LilChuunosuke 9 лет назад +1

      BoZoiD57 I know. It will come to the surface eventually. And when it does, you can claim it before anyone else does.

    • @Thoralmir
      @Thoralmir 9 лет назад +2

      BoZoiD57 Assuming a plate shift doesn't bring a section of seafloor to the surface.
      In which case, we all better play it's not R'lyeh.

  • @blakeseggeling6391
    @blakeseggeling6391 8 лет назад +255

    How to build you're own Jurassic Park

  • @Leo-uv4hm
    @Leo-uv4hm 9 лет назад +517

    How to become a hacker

    • @navacamal36
      @navacamal36 9 лет назад +1

      Person Lastname do this one

    • @jonahbeliveau7399
      @jonahbeliveau7399 9 лет назад +1

      How to survive time travel

    • @iota-09
      @iota-09 9 лет назад +4

      Jonah Beliveau you're going to hack time, are you sure?

    • @isaacdian5195
      @isaacdian5195 9 лет назад

      There is a video on youtube which is called introduction to hacking it is uploaded by eli tge computer guy

    • @RickTrajan
      @RickTrajan 9 лет назад +2

      Person Lastname get an axe

  • @auelixx
    @auelixx 6 лет назад +2

    This Animation is perfection

  • @benjieleshansky2371
    @benjieleshansky2371 8 лет назад +47

    How to build your own Jurassic park

    • @juliusbrown1331
      @juliusbrown1331 8 лет назад

      lol but yeah do that

    • @lolbob192
      @lolbob192 8 лет назад

      easy go back in time and build a wall a round the dinersore.

    • @Jackmccartyy
      @Jackmccartyy 8 лет назад +1

      +Lol Bob or a breakfastsaur

    • @mortvald
      @mortvald 8 лет назад +2

      The dinosaurs will pay for it.

  • @owlsthirdeye6174
    @owlsthirdeye6174 9 лет назад +78

    How to become a modern day knight.

    • @iota-09
      @iota-09 9 лет назад +3

      Lucas Lucas also afaik in world war times you can just go around with a sword and a musical instrument if you want.... don't bet on your effectiveness though.

    • @iota-09
      @iota-09 9 лет назад

      Lucas Lucas it's all relative, one may intend it practically, other legally, it's up to opinion, but in any case there are schools for that...

    • @Artista_Frustrado
      @Artista_Frustrado 9 лет назад

      The Owl's Third Eye or if you're going not for the tittle but for being an armored fighter, then you need to become a professional Jouster they're usually find-able in festivals & such

    • @37beers58
      @37beers58 9 лет назад

      The Owl's Third Eye Get a bridge, a sword, and some black armor. Defend your bridge. NONE SHALL PASS.

    • @JoeyTheGreat
      @JoeyTheGreat 9 лет назад

      Become the black knight and have all your limbs cut off but still try to fight

  • @fruitycolax
    @fruitycolax 9 лет назад +92

    How to get away with murder

    • @TheFishCostume
      @TheFishCostume 9 лет назад +56

      fruitycolax How to get tracked by the NSA with one RUclips comment.

    • @itsallfunky4591
      @itsallfunky4591 9 лет назад

      They already did it.

    • @bosshog9604
      @bosshog9604 9 лет назад

      TheFishCostume that happened to me many years ago. I just wanted to know how C4 can be made for... reasons.

    • @catman9222
      @catman9222 9 лет назад

      fruitycolax But thats kinda easy.

    • @willielam5206
      @willielam5206 9 лет назад

      Watch the TV show. I'm not joking it's exactly what u just typed

  • @krisizcelja
    @krisizcelja 6 лет назад +5

    My friend and I have our own micronations. His country is his house and his yard, and named it Lesistan (Lesi-stan), while I don't have my own territories yet, I did draw what my country of Koprivia could be like. We even made our own flags, Lesistan is a green field with an axe and sickle symbol on the top left corner, while Koprivia is just a horizontal tri colour flag of green, white, green.

  • @xxpistonxx7923
    @xxpistonxx7923 7 лет назад +78

    Now you make your own currency and become rich af

    • @tylko4170
      @tylko4170 6 лет назад +9

      You're wrong the more money you print the less the value it gets, also you can't just make your currency 1 (CURRENCY) to like 1k US Dollars.

    • @headheretic1580
      @headheretic1580 6 лет назад +5

      but inflation

    • @Yoyle-jq9ul
      @Yoyle-jq9ul 6 лет назад

      xXpistonXx ! You’re not really smart aren’t you?

    • @comedymask5340
      @comedymask5340 6 лет назад

      Only in your nation tho.

    • @decatessara5029
      @decatessara5029 6 лет назад +3

      You have no reason to believe that your currency would be internationally recognized, and if no other country wants to trade their stuff for your money, you might as well have a heap of printed horse dung

  • @ninjagoapollo4515
    @ninjagoapollo4515 7 лет назад +32

    how to become a Jedi master

  • @mumbolx2516
    @mumbolx2516 9 лет назад +159

    How to be assassin/hitman

    • @crusadercrunch9171
      @crusadercrunch9171 9 лет назад +13

      seth rodgers Just go on the Deep web

    • @Rockmyway00
      @Rockmyway00 9 лет назад +3

      How to access/find deepweb

    • @Have_ACookie
      @Have_ACookie 9 лет назад

      League of Rastafah download the onion-browser, though be careful down in the deep you might be accessing illegal websites "by accident".

    • @Kalmo_
      @Kalmo_ 9 лет назад

      League of Rastafah download tor

    • @Rickbane01
      @Rickbane01 9 лет назад

      seth rodgers Unconventional thinking combined with allot of homework on targets.

  • @ryanwakebradtelle8682
    @ryanwakebradtelle8682 5 лет назад +11

    How to make a floating boat city, with the abundance of solar wind and food it doesn't sound difficult

  • @UncleCeejay
    @UncleCeejay 7 лет назад +82

    How to make a island 🌴

  • @ChumMiser
    @ChumMiser 6 лет назад +22

    2:23 no joke, that’s the name of the planet I made for my d and d campaign, I have had no prior knowledge of this Minerva land, it’s just a crazy coincidence

    • @massineben7198
      @massineben7198 6 лет назад +1

      Coincidence? *I THINK NOT*

    • @evai5318
      @evai5318 5 лет назад

      Minerva was the Roman goddes of strategic war and wisdom

  • @ttgipson
    @ttgipson 9 лет назад +203

    How to make a video game

    • @magus_series
      @magus_series 9 лет назад +7

      TTG240 Step 1: install Blender (free)
      Step 2: figure out what kind of game you wanna make
      Step 3: Write the idea down in detail from beginning to end (a script)
      Step 4: search youtube for tutorials
      Step 5: be patient because it's tedious work
      Step 6: make your game
      Step 7: send it around to friends to test it for you and make notes for improvement suggestions
      Step 8: make part 2

    • @ccreamy7321
      @ccreamy7321 9 лет назад

      John Young step 9: make part 2 episode 2 because you have to be Gaben to make good games that means to you the number 3 dose not exist

    • @FelonyArson
      @FelonyArson 9 лет назад +7

      TTG240
      1. you need a game Engine
      (Unity3D,Unreal Engine,Game Maker,Cry Engine)
      2.learn 3D modelling
      3.learn to code
      4.make your game!

    • @magus_series
      @magus_series 9 лет назад

      He didn't say how to make an amazing game. Blender has a game engine and plenty of tutorials on how to use it. He may want to make a simple side scroller with spheres and cubes. My number 3 can be thrown out, I just like story but he may not.
      Learning 3D modeling is not necessary but it will make your game better. Learning to code is also not necessary for a simple game like the above mentioned, but will also make a better game.
      And I don't know who or what Gaben is.

    • @davidbeauchemin1840
      @davidbeauchemin1840 9 лет назад +2

      John Young the guy who owns your wallet during steam sales.

  • @EXDVOXIFYFN
    @EXDVOXIFYFN 4 месяца назад +1

    Time to make a country!
    Name: Artillacuz
    Where: North Pacific Ocean
    How long / Wide: 19,569 ft long|29,610 ft Wide
    Cities: Joaquin Sign City, Defoe City, Artillacuz City
    Boundaries: Loquacious, Desalinatedhaulo, Zeffirelli, Hujadewa, Fedloka, Ogre, Xaxcaniopa, Delftla, Azposa, Zarqa
    Major City’s: Loquacious Desaw City, Zeffirelli Furthering Rapture City, Ogre Sellabling Town, Zarqa City
    Language: English, Spanish, Greek

  • @Samonie67
    @Samonie67 8 лет назад +24

    how to make friends

  • @NotA3xCombo
    @NotA3xCombo 8 лет назад +97

    YES NOW WE WILL FORM THE GREATEST COUNTRY EVER... GLORY TO ARSTOTSKA

  • @EmperorQuintana
    @EmperorQuintana 8 лет назад +7

    Very fascinating. I've been thinking about starting my own country in my own residence for nearly a decade now...
    Unfortunately, if I may, I would like to point out Article 4 the Antarctic Treaty of 1959, stating that it "does not recognize, dispute, nor establish territorial sovereignty claims." Any disputes to be settled, though, would be taken to the International Court of Justice.
    And sadly, yes, Marie Byrd Land *is* included as part of the treaty. Sorry.

    • @stephenlangsl67
      @stephenlangsl67 Год назад

      They already have a micro Nation in Antartica. It's called Westartica.

  • @Phernando5000
    @Phernando5000 4 года назад +9

    This is literally happening in Seattle right now.

  • @arcturus9366
    @arcturus9366 8 лет назад +72

    I'm claiming Neptune. It will be a powerful nation. Even though I am not actually gonna set up civilization on Neptune because the city would be instantly sucked into the clouds. The nation would live in Triton. A moon that orbits Neptune backwards and has vast amounts and frozen water and minerals. My deathplace will literally be on Triton. Then my coffin will be launched into Neptune and I will give Neptune a big hug. XD More like Neptune swallowing my body and turning it into liquid diamond thru pressure.

    • @emilstnt3495
      @emilstnt3495 7 лет назад +1

      triton will one day be ripped apart so are you sure

    • @milodavis189
      @milodavis189 6 лет назад +2

      Quik There’s been a international deal that know country may claim land in space. Sorry.

    • @NhanNguyen-to5pw
      @NhanNguyen-to5pw 6 лет назад +1

      Quik I claim Uranus ;)))))))))))

    • @Ms_Vylet
      @Ms_Vylet 6 лет назад

      That is too much science for me. So count me in lets just hope Triton doesn't implode

    • @robotdelong670
      @robotdelong670 6 лет назад

      I'll claim mars

  • @garanveg
    @garanveg 9 лет назад +220

    how to win an argument with a woman

    • @Jaevwyn
      @Jaevwyn 9 лет назад +8

      By becoming one

    • @cooxy245
      @cooxy245 9 лет назад +22

      This is impossible

    • @alicejibija6525
      @alicejibija6525 9 лет назад

      garanveg offer her a pregnancy tester

    • @garanveg
      @garanveg 9 лет назад

      AlexThomson1000
      sorry men, no entendi ni una wea que escribiste
      saco wea

    • @IMmephiles
      @IMmephiles 9 лет назад

      garanveg Just walk away.

  • @dakotaraptor5918
    @dakotaraptor5918 6 лет назад +4

    you forgot the part about oceans being considered international waters and thus no country can claim it (this also applys to Antarctica thats why all counties that claim to have land there isn't recognized internationally)

  • @ifanythingiwant
    @ifanythingiwant 2 года назад +1

    I remember the glory days of Klingenthal: We were founded in 2017, and were unstoppable in war, and had diplomacy that was adopted by even our enemies. We eventually lost our title as a superpower, but were still able to hold out through 2021 as a major player until our empire got carved up into pieces and shared between our neighbors, before personal issues split what was left of the nation in two.
    It's been a little under a year since our nation met it's end, but my account still bears its name.

  • @loganpalmer7132
    @loganpalmer7132 8 лет назад +30

    Epic How To: MAKE A LIGHTSABER

  • @Liad138
    @Liad138 8 лет назад +18

    you cant buy an isalnd?

    • @arcle3853
      @arcle3853 8 лет назад

      ... -facepalm

    • @someperson5506
      @someperson5506 8 лет назад +3

      +dontdodissbliz
      Buying land, and being independent of a country, are two different things.

    • @Liad138
      @Liad138 8 лет назад +2

      some person but in non owned place it like in the International waters

    • @someperson5506
      @someperson5506 8 лет назад

      +dontdodissbliz
      If it isn't owned by a country, who are you buying it from? I guess you could just take it. But it isn't really buying, since there's no previous owner.

    • @Liad138
      @Liad138 8 лет назад

      some person an island in antartica does someone own it ?

  • @umicaddd
    @umicaddd 7 лет назад +17

    I'll claim Antarctica Gold Haven is what it will be called

    • @Erickshark
      @Erickshark 6 лет назад

      TheWitheredMosasaur i

    • @masonm1124
      @masonm1124 6 лет назад

      TheWitheredMosasaur It’s already claimed

    • @tristinbrown6001
      @tristinbrown6001 6 лет назад

      Geneva convention says no

    • @aayushpatel2788
      @aayushpatel2788 6 лет назад

      It shall hencefore be known as 10 year old land

    • @floydy8359
      @floydy8359 6 лет назад

      Australia already claimed it

  • @thekinginjello
    @thekinginjello 3 года назад +2

    I followed the instructions of this video: I drafted a constitution, defined the borders, and formed the government. Now I can say I'm the mayor of FunkyTown, we even have a flag.

  • @hobbesfield1082
    @hobbesfield1082 8 лет назад +6

    You can become a Lord of Sealand for 30 pounds.

  • @tog8964
    @tog8964 5 лет назад +4

    1. Goes to bathroom
    2. Puts flag in toilet
    3. Nobody comes
    4. 😢

  • @isaacpreece2120
    @isaacpreece2120 5 лет назад +5

    Country: Bedroomia
    Ideology: National Socialist Dictatorship
    Military: 15 teddy bears and 50 lego people. We have 30 combat tanks
    Airforce: 5 planes
    Navy:25 warships and 1 Battleship, the HMS Pillow
    Economy: £10
    Language: English

    • @saadamansayyed
      @saadamansayyed 4 года назад

      I'd like to join your government.

    • @hangesupreme5640
      @hangesupreme5640 4 года назад

      May please make a similair name to yours?? 🤨🤨🤨

  • @eyza39
    @eyza39 Год назад +1

    Tip:The unclaimed land is mostly in Antarctica

  • @anisahchowdhury3302
    @anisahchowdhury3302 7 лет назад +23

    I ATE ALL OF THE CATS IN IRELAND

    • @jaxecxll2802
      @jaxecxll2802 6 лет назад

      Anisah Chowdhury ....

    • @ericsacks5731
      @ericsacks5731 6 лет назад

      The fuck's wrong with you?

    • @unafec60
      @unafec60 6 лет назад +1

      NOW THE SHEEP CAN TAKE OVER

    • @sandraayala4728
      @sandraayala4728 6 лет назад

      Anisah Chowdhury *NOW THE CAPILISTS RE HERE* _t o e a t y o u r s h e e p_

    • @user-ge2ps5ww4w
      @user-ge2ps5ww4w 6 лет назад

      Well they're back

  • @lostinnepal7897
    @lostinnepal7897 8 лет назад +4

    Can't wait to create my own country now!! But I don't want others to think I'm better than them at managing my country, so I'm gonna call it "Debt" :D

  • @KONFLICTT
    @KONFLICTT 9 лет назад +52

    How to be a pirate

    • @imsorobo
      @imsorobo 9 лет назад +1

      Josh Oliva get a boat and attack people/steal things

    • @KONFLICTT
      @KONFLICTT 9 лет назад

      D O double G crew mates? Treasures?

    • @joaogabrielsilvadeavellar4609
      @joaogabrielsilvadeavellar4609 9 лет назад +1

      Pirates dont get treasures pirates are people that make crimes on sea

    • @jaynecobb4928
      @jaynecobb4928 9 лет назад +9

      Josh Oliva
      Sit on your neighbor's wifi and download Game of Thrones using torrent.

    • @falsehero2001
      @falsehero2001 9 лет назад +3

      Josh Oliva Do what you want, cuz a pirate is free.

  • @highlightcentral6164
    @highlightcentral6164 6 лет назад

    Congrats on 6.9M subs!!

  • @muffins4305
    @muffins4305 6 лет назад +4

    I CLAIM MY HOUSE AS A COUNTRY!!!... better get my nerf guns looks like my neighbor is invading

  • @vokkagirl
    @vokkagirl 5 лет назад +12

    The guy who's trying to make his own country just to call his daughter "princess" deserves an award

  • @davids1854
    @davids1854 6 лет назад +22

    I once got a shade tent hanging out after a soccer game when me and my teammates declared it a nation I was a dictator an they where my national advisor then we get another sahdr tent and half of them go there so I declare it a colony 20 minutes later one of my friends starts a political anti dictator movement and my brother tries to over through me on a coup

    • @TriPixel3D
      @TriPixel3D 6 лет назад +3

      what happens next

    • @davids1854
      @davids1854 6 лет назад +5

      @@TriPixel3D oh well my brother successfully made a coup and I re captured it next my friend Ryan made a counter belief religon movement so I hired my last few loyal friends to govern the colony's so he did but was captured and my brother made his own territory in the colony so I gave up on my colony

    • @ModestyG
      @ModestyG 4 года назад +1

      I always try to start something like this with my friends but it always ends with me and one other person sitting alone with our phones

  • @carrieannebentley6697
    @carrieannebentley6697 Год назад +1

    If I could start my own country it would be called tangle.

  • @Superby25
    @Superby25 4 года назад +3

    My Nation:
    Name: Fishland
    Age:9 seconds
    Language: Fish
    Weapons: dead fish
    Capital: Sea
    Location: Sea
    Flag: 🐟
    National song: Fishtown Rules
    Population: Me

  • @DabbaIsCool
    @DabbaIsCool 5 лет назад +3

    3:55
    Actually, we don’t.

  • @lilltk2890
    @lilltk2890 6 лет назад +10

    Can you make a video of how to make a language

    • @isaacdiakite1720
      @isaacdiakite1720 6 лет назад +1

      Lil LTK
      Cool video suggestion.

    • @XynTex
      @XynTex 5 лет назад

      I already did dragonion

  • @Aracelerii
    @Aracelerii 5 лет назад +2

    There's also a ton of unclaimed exclaves and enclaves along the Serbia-Croatia border. But you'll need an armed millitary because last time someone claimed land there they were arrested

  • @thetoxictitan6486
    @thetoxictitan6486 4 года назад +41

    My country
    Name: Ohio
    capital: ohio
    languages: soft moans
    population: yes

    • @mikey5137
      @mikey5137 3 года назад +2

      ay cleveland gang?

    • @capnam_12
      @capnam_12 3 года назад +1

      Sign me up

  • @jamiegittens5845
    @jamiegittens5845 6 лет назад +6

    Could you start a country from your property

    • @astroo1667
      @astroo1667 6 лет назад

      no, as the country you live in is pretty much the ower of it. not you.

    • @dastork8548
      @dastork8548 5 лет назад

      @@astroo1667 communism lol

    • @Tesseract1887
      @Tesseract1887 5 лет назад

      No because you cannot own property in any country technically

  • @smithapv6741
    @smithapv6741 7 лет назад +9

    AWE me you are awesome

  • @adriennekaio4980
    @adriennekaio4980 4 года назад +1

    My country:
    Name: Couch-Land.
    Mainland: Couch.
    Currency: Loose change or dollar bills dropped between cushions.
    Population: 4. I’m not counting for visitors, or whatever my ham sandwich has turned into.
    Military: 1 General (me), 2 soldiers (stuffed animals) 1 tank (RC robot).
    Type: Democracy (I’m the only one who can vote, and I vote for myself.)
    Religion: Couchtianity.
    Earliest records: Written in crayon. Dating back to 4 years of age. Titled ‘Cowch landd, ower lyfe, tymes and kreeayshun beetween the cushins.’
    Most modern equipment/technological advancements: Wide, flat screen TV. iPad. Phone.

  • @SMG2_Z
    @SMG2_Z 6 лет назад +48

    My country would be my house XD

    • @progamerx-pgx5637
      @progamerx-pgx5637 6 лет назад

      KingDeEspadas well mine will be Kuåmatariua

    • @epicgasof9577
      @epicgasof9577 6 лет назад +1

      I will take you over hahahaha

    • @danjal69
      @danjal69 5 лет назад

      No joke my garden is my country its called bazzlandia

    • @neocr1ms0noff.80
      @neocr1ms0noff.80 5 лет назад +1

      Same lol

    • @tuhinakther7045
      @tuhinakther7045 5 лет назад

      Same but every people live in my building count as the population because my dad and my mom own the building

  • @AaronShovlar
    @AaronShovlar 9 лет назад +7

    How to make an Epic how to video!

  • @joewen3520
    @joewen3520 7 лет назад +6

    Joemolia will be real one day!

  • @MilkyWay-xg8mx
    @MilkyWay-xg8mx 6 лет назад +1

    The Kingdom Of Larconis
    Foundation: 1278
    Annexed: 1567, 1745
    Independence by: 1615 , 1801
    Honorable Kings: Louis VIV, Beculus II, Jerinson I
    Honorable Queens: Joana VI, Mary the Great, Clairius I
    Currency: Pax Beculus ( Named after Beculus II )
    Military Power: 1,000
    Soldiers: 80
    Tanks: 10
    King Today: Dylan the Hatred ( Terry XVII )
    Queen Today: Anna X
    Territory: My House
    Recognition to the UN since 1957
    ( *Note: This is a fake nation, but I forgot to mention that its language is Ancient Latin, Larconisan* )

  • @murky4904
    @murky4904 5 лет назад +3

    Ah yes, a tutorial for people who want to start their own country

    • @XynTex
      @XynTex 5 лет назад

      TBS Blitzen me and it’s draconia we speak draconian
      Weaponry: 176 airsoft 4 foam swords
      Capital: my backyard
      Cities and military bases: my 18 friends backyards
      Vehicles: a small Jeep 6 dirt bikes and 46 rc boats 4 attack drones 18 scout drones
      Pop: 19
      Like to join

  • @jalapenoofjustice4682
    @jalapenoofjustice4682 9 лет назад +4

    If Sealand is officially a nation, would it be possible to build something similar in the middle of the ocean and make that into a nation? Are there laws for that?

    • @laharl2k
      @laharl2k 9 лет назад +5

      jalapeño of justice sure, you would just need the money to make it, which sure is a bunch. If building a house is expensive, try building one that's resistant to salt water, can float, resist tsunamis and then pay the ships to transport all those materials to the middle of the sea and some people to actualy design and build it.

    • @SamButler22
      @SamButler22 9 лет назад

      jalapeño of justice The UN Convention on the Law of the Sea says "Artificial islands, installations and structures do not possess the status of islands"

    • @BoZoiD57
      @BoZoiD57 9 лет назад

      Laharl Krichevskoy but once you get that done you can make the money back by having merchants pay a fee to cross your waters.

    • @amshermansen
      @amshermansen 9 лет назад

      jalapeño of justice As mentioned there's a limit to how far from land you can claim territory. So yes... until someone with guns demand it from you :D

    • @Schenkel101
      @Schenkel101 9 лет назад

      BoZoiD57 If you built something that tiny, would you still have the radius of national water conventional to mainland countries? Like, you build a dot in the ocean and get pi.12 miles squared of sea for yourself

  • @almostnessie6773
    @almostnessie6773 5 лет назад +6

    Help I accidentally made my town Scottish territory

  • @zsofifeher2887
    @zsofifeher2887 6 лет назад +1

    Could you do a vid on how to rule the country (if you got one) more specifically focusing on making your own laws and things like that