World of Warships - The Oncologist

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

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  • @crizit9505
    @crizit9505 Год назад +160

    Thanks for the feature Jingles! More and more rare to get some good 'ol cqc with all the non-surface ships these days. But the secondary boys' gotta make do somehow.
    Edit: also huge shoutout to the Colbert and Ohio drawing away the cv, without them it wouldn't have gone nearly as smoothly

  • @BaileyBPF
    @BaileyBPF Год назад +336

    Well an oncologist will never be out of work while wargaming are around.

    • @AllAhabNoMoby
      @AllAhabNoMoby Год назад +10

      Quite the opposite, it seems like they're doomed to fight a losing battle.

    • @eumesmo_oficial
      @eumesmo_oficial Год назад +8

      It is much more profitable to "fight the symptoms" than to discover the cure...
      We are what we eat.

    • @AllAhabNoMoby
      @AllAhabNoMoby Год назад +5

      @@eumesmo_oficial I think you're taking the whole cancer analogy a bit too literal.

    • @eumesmo_oficial
      @eumesmo_oficial Год назад +1

      @@AllAhabNoMoby ...no. I am an BB player...dd's are cancer too. lol.

    • @MattGilmourMusic
      @MattGilmourMusic Год назад +3

      As a surviving Cancer/Chemo patient, I want to congratulate you on your comment :) got a good chuckle from me. (I like to make light of difficult situations… laugh rather then cry. My favourite, is how I can’t be peer pressured anymore… I just turn and say, “sorry mate I don’t have the balls for that”) edit:grammar

  • @IceGavel
    @IceGavel Год назад +154

    So, with the kill on the Shima, had the game continued to record points, the enemy team would have lost 45 points. They only had 33. Technically speaking, the enemy team _triple_ lost: Friendly team hit 1000 points, enemy team hit 0 points, and all enemy warships destroyed.
    GG Doc!

  • @grahamstrouse1165
    @grahamstrouse1165 Год назад +183

    I’m waiting on “The Proctologist.”

    • @zentek777
      @zentek777 Год назад +13

      Gato submarine replay comes first to mind.

    • @WalterReimer
      @WalterReimer Год назад +7

      Always has his nose up in other peoples' business.

    • @WalterReimer
      @WalterReimer Год назад +6

      @@zentek777 "Long, hard, and full of seamen" gag reference?

    • @rustywarrior5288
      @rustywarrior5288 Год назад +3

      Ship Happens

    • @Galardomond
      @Galardomond Год назад +3

      For years I confused the two and always had a weird reaction when someone metions he was going to either...

  • @virtualinfinity6280
    @virtualinfinity6280 Год назад +49

    Who else saw the title and immediately thought: "Yep, we see some carrier/hybrid/sub being slaughtered" ? And can we appreciate for a minute, that we saw 7 kills in less than 12 minutes? Very impressive.

    • @clefsan
      @clefsan Год назад +5

      Once I saw that Oncologist had nothing to do with the player's name, that was my thought as well

    • @leiffitzsimmonsfrey4923
      @leiffitzsimmonsfrey4923 Год назад

      I assumed it would be chat cancer instead. Surprised, but not disappointed.

  • @blackmancer
    @blackmancer Год назад +37

    Everytime I see a Schlieffen I ask them in chat "What's the plan?" they never get it... :(

    • @Wolfeson28
      @Wolfeson28 Год назад +1

      Anyone ever respond, "XVII"?

  • @deaks25
    @deaks25 Год назад +7

    This video was basically group catharthis. Sub and CV being slapped by surface ships and a BB in particular. Think we all feel good after that.

  • @detritus23
    @detritus23 Год назад +1

    And for our next series: "The Gynecologist"...
    I misheard " every cloud has a silver lining" as "every CLOWN has a silver lining", which is quite apt for the current meta of WoWS.

  • @zeketerry3419
    @zeketerry3419 Год назад +1

    What's HIGH in the middle, and round on both ends?
    O - HI - O!!!
    I'll show myself out!

  • @Pincer88
    @Pincer88 Год назад +19

    Jingles you spoil us with such a treat to get the weekend started. What a display by the good doctor, skillfully handling his German scalpel and removing all malevolent cells from the game. Great title too!

  • @mema0005
    @mema0005 Год назад +8

    For what it is worth, what a torp dodge by that sub, even if he didnt have time to celebrate 😆

  • @coerydouglas1924
    @coerydouglas1924 Год назад +5

    If Wargaming make a new achievement in a battle....
    take out the carrier and the submarine in a battle get the Oncologist Award!!!
    ty Jingles and Doc for this great piece!

  • @parvuspeach
    @parvuspeach Год назад +4

    give this man a nobel prize for curing cancer.

  • @indisputablefacts8507
    @indisputablefacts8507 Год назад +3

    I was working with a DD in the latter stage of the game and helping him find the sub, which he got. I asked "Is there really anything better than teabagging a sub?" to which he replied. "Yes. Yes there is. Teabagging two subs."

  • @tomekes5782
    @tomekes5782 Год назад +6

    At one point in time, in the peak of fire spamming cancer I had 4 kill game with 2 Conquerers and 2 Smolensks kills. Biggest satisfaction I ever felt. My karma rose up by 6 in that single match :)

  • @beastgaminghd7575
    @beastgaminghd7575 Год назад +7

    My guy was winning and decided it would be best to just go Ultimate Instinct Super Sayian or whatever, and humiliate the enemy team even more, by just slaughtering almost everything that is still mobile, after the initial ROFLSTOMP... That was gold!

  • @Gladius-XC
    @Gladius-XC Год назад +22

    Oh God. I haven’t even watched the video yet, but I already know what we’re in for from the title. You’re a dirty old man Jingles!

    • @alecmurray8339
      @alecmurray8339 Год назад +3

      Cancer is dirty?

    • @Halinspark
      @Halinspark Год назад +8

      @@alecmurray8339 Maybe they mistook an oncologist for a proctologist?

    • @brendanrisney2449
      @brendanrisney2449 Год назад +5

      @@Halinspark or a gynecologist

  • @Rockhound1943
    @Rockhound1943 Год назад +2

    Hey Jingles thanks for all the hours of enjoyment. We had to put our cat down today. It was pretty awful as one would expect. But I sit down when i finally have a moment and feel like a cup of coffee and sit in front of the computer. See you have a vid up and give it a go. Thanks for the first smiles of the day. Be well sir.

  • @maninblue332
    @maninblue332 Год назад +3

    "One in a million shot Jerry, one in a million."

  • @Aurorik78
    @Aurorik78 Год назад +4

    i must say i very much enjoyed that game. a little short. but action packed and fun to watch.

  • @CFHoneyBadger
    @CFHoneyBadger Год назад +2

    That was one HELL of a game!

  • @jamesscalzo3033
    @jamesscalzo3033 Год назад

    Loved the video @TheMightyJingles! Can't wait for the next video man! Imagine a Schleifen being Teamed up with a Zao and an Annapolis with the Latter Kitted Out to go "Gas Gas Gas! I'm Gonna Step on the Gas!" LMAO!

  • @thomaskositzki9424
    @thomaskositzki9424 Год назад +1

    I ROFL'ed so hard reading just the title! 🤣🤣🤣
    Haven't seen the video yet but having my entertainment needs already completely satisfied. Just can't stop laughing! 😆

  • @telluscitizen
    @telluscitizen Год назад

    Jingels you crusty ol' seaweed covered Asian pleasure barge flotsam - just the title alone killed it!

  • @AidanDracole
    @AidanDracole Год назад

    Props to the Napoli for holding down that southern flank, too, after the Amagi died rather unceremoniously.

  • @eldridgep2
    @eldridgep2 Год назад +3

    Good game sir! Well played.

  • @Thunder-54321
    @Thunder-54321 Год назад +1

    Those 16 inch guns look more like 420mm to me, never change Jingles

  • @brendanrisney2449
    @brendanrisney2449 Год назад +7

    Wait, hold on. How much do you lose when a DD dies?
    There's a very good chance that they just won 3 different ways there- All enemies dead, 1000 points, and 0 points on the enemy team.

  • @zoidcore6948
    @zoidcore6948 Год назад +3

    about to start work but jingles uploaded. It can wait for 13 mins 🤣

  • @richivey1044
    @richivey1044 Год назад

    As soon as I saw the Colbert's name i couldn't help but think 'Oom m-mow mow pa pa oom mow m-mow'

  • @russward2612
    @russward2612 Год назад +3

    There aren't many Drs that can fight that well, most of them being TV, movie or comic book characters.
    Dr Doom, Dr Strange, Dr Fate, Dr Richards, Dr Who, Doc Samson. That's all I can come up with off the top of my head.
    I hope you, Rita, and the furbabies had a better day yesterday than i did.
    Treats and scritches to the floofy ones and my warm regards to Rita and yourself.
    🐈🐈‍⬛👑✌️🖖

    • @castlebarron1788
      @castlebarron1788 Год назад

      No Doc who is a sell out and only uses his magic buzzing stick to fix problems the others are at least capable of fucking shit up with their hands

    • @DornishVintage
      @DornishVintage Год назад

      Dr Otto Octavius, Dr Bruce Banner

    • @russward2612
      @russward2612 Год назад

      @@DornishVintage I stand corrected.

    • @castlebarron1788
      @castlebarron1788 Год назад

      @@DornishVintage you never mentioned either of them orriginally

  • @NigelDeForrest-Pearce-cv6ek
    @NigelDeForrest-Pearce-cv6ek Год назад +1

    Excellent and Outstanding!!!!

  • @CatCow97
    @CatCow97 Год назад

    Schlieffen is a fun ship. Great for busting through a flank. Brutal with some friends when you take a triple div.

  • @jaywerner8415
    @jaywerner8415 Год назад +2

    JINGLES!!!! THEIR ADDING A COMMENWELTH CRUISER LINE!

    • @maciek19882
      @maciek19882 Год назад +1

      They should introduce a cruise ship line

    • @TheObnoxiousMrPug
      @TheObnoxiousMrPug Год назад +1

      O God, yelling in terrible spelling...

  • @Kreschavier
    @Kreschavier Год назад

    this video was almost as sexy as the WoT video where the friendly team spamfired all targets the recorder spotted.

  • @lokai7914
    @lokai7914 Год назад

    Yet another great replay.

  • @michaeljacob9381
    @michaeljacob9381 Год назад

    Great video, thanks!

  • @HarryWHill-GA
    @HarryWHill-GA Год назад

    The big problem with silver linings is they usually have a dirty great cloud in front of them.

  • @aco319sig3
    @aco319sig3 Год назад

    Outstanding!

  • @fokthewef
    @fokthewef Год назад +1

    It's been a while I've watched one of Jingle's WOW videos, when i saw the title on this one 😂😂😂😂 i clicked straight away

  • @Quenstar
    @Quenstar Год назад

    Did anyone else hear Jingles say "Every clown has a silver lining?"

  • @davidlabedz2046
    @davidlabedz2046 Год назад

    This 'oncologist ' was most skillful!

  • @Destroyer12445
    @Destroyer12445 Год назад

    damn i didnt know that all we had to do to get rid of a sonar ping was to have our DC men run around the ship, i'll let them know the next time i go on deployment xD

  • @p_nilly
    @p_nilly Год назад +1

    Note that previous protagonist "Nerf_Gascogne" was also in this battle, but on the enemy team

  • @kano4282
    @kano4282 Год назад

    Well played!

  • @markfrank3307
    @markfrank3307 Год назад +2

    Morning Gnome Overlord

  • @hkonkgoose4675
    @hkonkgoose4675 Год назад +12

    Oh god, the title, the old man's lost it properly, how has none of his videos been demonitised from their titles

  • @Boboexplosion
    @Boboexplosion Год назад

    Not sure why people hate on tier 10 submarines so much. Ships on tier 10 are pretty agile so they can wiggle out of homing torpedos a lot. A shit ton of ships have detection consumables to find subs. You don't need effort to hit a sub with your water bombs. Once a sub is detected and it is in range it is pretty much over for the sub. Aircraft carrier on the other hand is a whole different story.

  • @shadowfox8748
    @shadowfox8748 Год назад +5

    Well … Russia server is finally trying to fix the sky cancer problem. Maybe war gaming will pull their head out of their ass and realize that there’s actual money to be made if you make the game more popular

  • @piazzollalucagordon4149
    @piazzollalucagordon4149 Год назад

    8:02 "Hello Ohio!" *bonk*
    "Oh hello Schlieffen!" *SBRAAAAM*

  • @stevengallowayii7953
    @stevengallowayii7953 Год назад

    Hello, Mighty Overlord. Hello from Virginia/North Carolina

  • @VikingTeddy
    @VikingTeddy Год назад

    Who wants to tell Jingles that there isn't an Akazuki in the game? There is however an Akizuki.

  • @skat5268
    @skat5268 Год назад

    Waiting for your next video, the Gynecologist.

  • @richardm3023
    @richardm3023 Год назад

    I guess the next replay will be "The Gynecologist".

  • @vanvan-oc4nj
    @vanvan-oc4nj Год назад

    Nice game Jingles, no cancer chance on that game !!

  • @CesarinPillinGaming
    @CesarinPillinGaming Год назад

    Don't you mean the protcologist? that was some serious back rear action o_O

  • @jackcrawford6078
    @jackcrawford6078 Год назад +1

    How many achievements do you want? All of them

  • @Rose.Of.Hizaki
    @Rose.Of.Hizaki Год назад

    we need an edit with doom music in the background.

  • @Frostytravels
    @Frostytravels Год назад

    gotta love that ship.

  • @KubanaHAFANANA
    @KubanaHAFANANA Год назад

    Schlieffen wasn't here for a while now :) kinda gets overshadowed by the Napoli nowadays

  • @TrickiVicBB71
    @TrickiVicBB71 Год назад

    Awesome game to watch

  • @lucashenrique594
    @lucashenrique594 Год назад

    chemotherapy well served

  • @freetolook3727
    @freetolook3727 Год назад

    At first I thought that it was proctologist which would have been appropriate as anyone on the receiving end of this ship gets it right up the ass!
    😂😂

  • @DiegoGarcia-cg8gr
    @DiegoGarcia-cg8gr Год назад

    Continuing on with the doctor names, there should be one called the Proctologist for a battle with a lot of surprise butt sex 🤣

    • @VikingTeddy
      @VikingTeddy Год назад

      Surprise oncological proctology, when a sub gets the drop on you.

  • @dankuster4036
    @dankuster4036 Год назад

    thrilling

  • @notsureyou
    @notsureyou Год назад

    In my tired state....
    I got my cologists mixed up 😳
    I thought it was the fun one... 🤷‍♂

  • @leotoro51
    @leotoro51 Год назад +1

    Are You sure that was Oncologist not Proctologist ?
    ahahaha Have a nice day mate !

  • @ut000bs
    @ut000bs Год назад

    I noticed the time ran out. So, the time ran out, their score went to zero, and you sank the last ship…
    …all at the same time??

  • @MYJEWISHLAMPSHADES
    @MYJEWISHLAMPSHADES Год назад

    I KNEW A GYNECOLOGIST ONCE.
    She use to give me...
    Health tips.

  • @kristianheckel171
    @kristianheckel171 Год назад

    Sometimes I wonder, why your vids aren´t running smoothely, with QL 1080 I have lots of interrupts. A quick speedtest shows 50 MB/s DL. Every other vid of my other favourites runs without breaks

  • @Ellerion2
    @Ellerion2 8 месяцев назад

    So he's called cancer specialist...

  • @Julius_Hardware
    @Julius_Hardware Год назад

    Is there a bit of distortion in the sound or is it just me?

  • @1958PonyBoy
    @1958PonyBoy Год назад

    Shorter games, Jingles?
    Looks like you'll have to start posting two battles each time. 😁

  • @ARichey92
    @ARichey92 Год назад

    Anybody know if he’s talking about playing Baldur’s Gate? Feel like it’d be up his alley - and be hilarious

  • @lqdxoni1
    @lqdxoni1 Год назад

    love my schlieffen

  • @bob-qb9gw
    @bob-qb9gw Год назад +1

    killing a enemy sub or dd with torps is always funny to du in p rupprecht

  • @worldwartanker4542
    @worldwartanker4542 Год назад

    Dang, second. Fan of 11 years

  • @robertcras8151
    @robertcras8151 Год назад

    Schlieffen always dies first.....

  • @brucwayn6403
    @brucwayn6403 Год назад

    350 2nds jfc thats crazy

  • @joachimschmitt9001
    @joachimschmitt9001 Год назад

    Rally nice game

  • @ethanwhiteford5748
    @ethanwhiteford5748 Год назад +2

    What are your thoughts on the console version of the game Jingles?

    • @rikcleary1680
      @rikcleary1680 Год назад +1

      Console Peasants...we PC Master-race rule gaming....

  • @vivekpatel3752
    @vivekpatel3752 Год назад

    WG will Nerf the Schlieffen and buff Subs and CVs now

  • @broccanmacronain457
    @broccanmacronain457 Год назад

    Great game, I hope to get my Schlieffen before they nerf it.

  • @iBlendrYaBollocks
    @iBlendrYaBollocks Год назад

    Anyone else got this video in 30fps?

  • @cylonred8902
    @cylonred8902 Год назад

    HE/torp spamming DD/CA - while being concealed - FAR worse "cancer". "Homing" torpedoes can also be avoided - even without clearing the ping. The fact people don't even TRY and avoid them is stupid.

  • @ColCurtis
    @ColCurtis Год назад

    I was thinking about coming back to this game after a year. Then jingles mentioned subs and carriers, and then I remember why I hate this game.

  • @danehutchins3845
    @danehutchins3845 Год назад

    420mm =16.5 in

  • @jasonzarn5057
    @jasonzarn5057 Год назад +1

    Well I don't see why you go on hating subs so much when they can easily be taken out by BB running them down just like any smart CR or DD Capt. Subs are definitely not over powered.

  • @Some_Guy6
    @Some_Guy6 Год назад

    I still prefer my Yamato.

  • @joeyt7810
    @joeyt7810 Год назад

    Finally first edit* anyway thank you grandpa jingles for helping me sleep and cool navy knowledge

  • @richardvickers8117
    @richardvickers8117 Год назад

    Dull.

  • @Sarcof227
    @Sarcof227 Год назад

    Less than a minute and still ain't first. Goddamn

  • @Tuishimi
    @Tuishimi Год назад

    Yeah that is a dirty thing... having to use damage control to counter sub pings? Makes no sense and if you are a fat target for a sub with a very limited way of countering... They need a new mechanic for that.

  • @carltonbirds
    @carltonbirds Год назад

    Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

  • @narva8474
    @narva8474 Год назад

    The videos are getting shorter and shorter.😢

  • @Sure_Ruse_User
    @Sure_Ruse_User Год назад

    Jingles, while this isn't a book or full-length movie, the way you sadly seem to increasingly go about spoiling the outcome or major situations of the gameplay right at the start of the video removes more and more of the surprise and tension from these replays. 🙁

  • @Tearnofear
    @Tearnofear Год назад

    hmmm Marry will not like the title^^

  • @tmanillusionist5472
    @tmanillusionist5472 Год назад +1

    First!!

    • @freetolook3727
      @freetolook3727 Год назад

      Congratulations on your victory! Here's your participation trophy!!
      🏆😂

  • @RogueCylon
    @RogueCylon Год назад

    Why are you calling yourself a rear admiral? You should know better.

  • @Invictus_Terminus
    @Invictus_Terminus Год назад

    Yea,no.....I"m done with wargaming titles.