At 7:20 when he accended to heaven, I almost died laughing HAHAHAHAHA!!! 😂😂😂 And Alonzo's facial reactions in this videos are PRICELESS!! Hilaroussss!!
To all the moms and dads that fed their child this monstrosity of a meal, YALL ARE RUTHLESS😂😭 I can cut some slack for the parents who give their kids fruits and the baby food snacks, cus them cereal treats and yogurt melts are rlly good😽💅🏼
Honestly i made my own chicken babyfood lol. Just boiled chicken in unsalted broth and chopped it up in peices and threw it in the bullet blender and walla
Hey just found your channel. I just wanted to that I was sorry to hear that you lost your mom and your friend in a short span of time. Having just lost my mom myself she passed June 30, 2020. Also wanted what to say glad to have found you on RUclips. Thank you for bringing smiles and your lighthearted nature to so many especially in times like now. God Bless you and your family.😊
A lot of the fruits aren't that bad. The “Green Beans” and “Sweat Potato” are the ones I started my daughter on when she was a baby. Some of them needed to be heated up like the soups, mac n cheese and meats. To be honest, I never gave her the chicken or beef in tiny jars. I didn't trust them.
@@lindseymcquillan5329 I can understand why your daughter wouldn't like them, but at the same time, at least your son if eating. That's all that matters, right? I would mix some of the baby food in the plan oatmeal for her breakfast or as a snack. Even add a bit of the oatmeal and baby food to her smoothie. Just enough to get what she needed.
@@isabeauwolf562 my daughter won't even eat the toddler meals, i have to put fruit purees on the spoon with the meal just so she'll eat. Shes very picky
When my son was on baby food I tried giving him some of the just the meat flavored ones, he hated it with a burning seething passion. I smelled it and it smelled like dog food, I don't blame him for not liking it.
After the first taste, I just couldn't stop laughing and had tears in my eyes. I only like the fruits when it comes to baby food. Seeing the faces you made, definitely priceless
So my favorite baby foods are: -Puree mango -The little fruit puffs that melt in your mouth ......... Thats it. I'd try it first before giving it to my son. After buying veggies once, tried it, said no thanks and just gave him fresh veggies pureed at home. Lmfao his face!!!!! Alonso!! My kid would make those SAME faces...lol
@@Setsuka317 right!?!? I have a food processor and the little containers to make my own buut.. I imagine just making my own wouldn't taste that great either haha!! Just a buunch of veggies ground up together.. You could probably make some decent like "soup / stew" ones.. Bunch of veggies and some chicken etc.. Also could make some good fruit mixtures. I have a whole playlist saved of baby food recipes im gonna have to try out myself!! My boyfriend said recently "i hope you know were only feeding them stuff that WE would eat as well.. Im not torturing my child like that" 😂🙏 i got some news for ya honey, you aint gonna like most of them hahaha..
@@Setsuka317 I did and my child gagged, GAGGED, and nearly threw up everywhere. Then he would cry when he saw the homemade baby food coming and refused to eat. He likes my cooking now though. 🤷♀️ Best of luck with your homemade baby food endeavors. It definitely feels better making them food vs the stinky concoctions you find in the store.
What place? I had told him where to find the flavor on baby food and then made a point to include why it was hard to notice that it was there. It wasn’t rude . The “so🤷🏽♀️” was like an “oh well” I’m not really sure where you think I needed to be put into any sort of place. Maybe don’t be so quick to be some sort of keyboard warrior and attack someone for a comment on a RUclips video just because you misunderstood intention behind their words. And btw that’s how you put someone in their place. Facts, logic, intellect. Not just being a douche 👍🏽 Have a beautiful day
@Alonzo Thank you so much for your videos. You never fail to make me laugh. But THIS ONE had me laughing so hard and so loud that I started to squeal which caused my neighbor across the street to come over and knock on my door to make sure I was ok. He was outside with his dog when he said he heard me "screaming" and he thought I was being murdered. LOL
Lol this is beyond hilarious, and why I'm getting a nutribullet baby for my youngest for Christmas 😂 that way it may be pureed, but it won't be that nasty crap
7:23 I'm literally crying 😂😂😂😂 Thank you for putting yourself through this torturous challenge for our amusement. It is so appreciated after a rough day.
10:47 I burst out laughing and said out loud to no one in particular "What in the hell is a sweat potato?" I know what a sweet potato is...but sweat potato sounds nasty. LOL
Alonzo: this is NASTY
Also Alonzo: *takes another giant bite*
You have to be 100% sure it’s nasty 😂
@Princess Kaylynn damn chill 😭
I wish he tried the best baby food Banana
Him struggling with that bowl is me struggling through life right now.
You and me both
Why did this hurt me so much☹️☹️
I hope things are better for you now
😂😂😂
The faces Alonzo makes when he doesn’t like something is priceless. 😂
Needs to be on a tshirt or something 🤣 or even like a collage with all his faces he makes when he doesn’t like something
When he was snickering I was like Stevie J then boom he inserted a pic. I DIED
Thats the face that all black ppl make when we dont like something...
7:22 I am not responsible for you dying of laughter.
@@shane_swick 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that lasted like almost 15 mins. Lol
Some of the faces he's making is just like a baby himself. He a big baby lol!
I was thinking the same
You didn’t get banana! That’s literally the best one!! Lol
That one and apple is all my kids would eat
100%
Agreed! The fruit ones are delicious!!
I was saying the same thing! Best one ever!! And he missed it lol
My baby hates banana and literally throws up if little bit is on the spoon. She doesn't even like the ones with a mix of fruit if it has banana in it.
Alonzo’s Kitchen: “Ah shit! Here we go again..”
Hahahah🤣🤣🤣
Lol
Lmaooo
Thank
His kitchen watching him the entire video: 👁️👄👁️
What does his kitchen look like when he’s done throwing things
looks likes froot loops around the floor if its a food challange XD
Probably a hot mess, but its worth it 😂🤣
Him throwing things makes the videos hilarious too lol. But yeah he’s done a video about his kitchen afterwards.
A mess lmao
One of his old videos he shows you how his floor look. 😂😂
“That’s Jesus calling me home” 😂
“This is why Jesus didn’t give babies the power to speak” 😭😭😭😭😭
"I don't even have a baby yet, and its already spitting up on me" 😂
“Green Beens” “Sweat Potato” Don’t take this the wrong way, Alonzo, but GET A DICTIONARY 🤣😂
I didn’t expect so many likes lol
Lmaoooo
Lol!!!
Bryan V. Exactly lol I was just teasing him for his spelling mistake 😂😂
Ew, sweaty potato
He's dyslexic
All moms screaming saying “the name is on the side of the plastic container”. Lol
I did that exact thing...i was like you can see the writing just look!! Drove me crazy🤣🤣🤣
I’m not even a mom and I’m screaming..... babysitter probs
I literally was thinking the same thing 😂
Kailyn Dorn older sister probs too
Lol! Glad I wasn't the only one. And when the 1st package pop on him.
Alonzo: tastes the food and makes a face “uhh what is this?” Then puts another two spoon fulls in his mouth 😂😂
When Anlozo ate the vegetable beef his body rebooted 🤣
It totally reminded me of when my kids did that in their high chairs when they were Babies 🤣🤣🤣
No it was carrot
everybody knows that the fruits are usually the best ones
The peaches was my favorite when my daughter was a baby we’d be eating her fruit together “you get a spoonful, mommy gets a spoonful” 😂😂
Sydney Tarleton every parent with desserts lol
I love the apple 🍎 one 😂😂
The peaches, apples/carrots, pears, and chicken gravy are the bomb.
I babysit for my sister and we really sharing.
"A spoon for you, two for tia" 😂
From what I hear the fruits are decent everything else is awful. What are we doing to our kids...
Sydney Tarleton When Gerber got rid of the Dutch Apple Delight, my husband and I were 😡......it was our favorite dessert 🍨 for the kids 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The beef looked like the mystery meat from Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide
I'm surprised it didn't crawl across Alonzo's table!
That’s my show! 💛🥺 I’m made they don’t air it anymore.
Yes! Lmfao!
When he couldn’t take the bowls apart I started cryingg😭
I was laughing and thinking Just spit in the top one! Rofl!
I was dying
FRRRR😭😭😭
If babies could talk
Baby: “Momma no”
I was gagging before he opened the first one 😂 Anyone who has fed a baby knows that it smells just as bad as it probably tastes.
This is why Jesus didn’t give babies the power to speak 😂😂
Ot the power to remember how this SHIT tastes LOL
🤣🤣
"Momma no! " x'D
@@FoodTastertv I can agree with this
Is he gay?.... like literally it doesn’t Mayer but I’m a new fan
At 7:20 when he accended to heaven, I almost died laughing HAHAHAHAHA!!! 😂😂😂 And Alonzo's facial reactions in this videos are PRICELESS!! Hilaroussss!!
4:15 Alonzo fighting for his life trying not to drown in baby food had me rolling 🤣🤣
He’s making the faces babies make and it’s hilarious 😂
"They'd be like 'mama, no'"
It made me think of that video where the baby literally said "I done" because her parents kept feeding her peas.
Nahh, because I’d be doing the same thing
To all the moms and dads that fed their child this monstrosity of a meal, YALL ARE RUTHLESS😂😭
I can cut some slack for the parents who give their kids fruits and the baby food snacks, cus them cereal treats and yogurt melts are rlly good😽💅🏼
The ones that gave em fruit are dope but the rest can go to hell
Who dafuq feeds their child chicken baby food.
Shits nasty
I didn't feed my kids hardly any of the vegetable baby food the fruit was much better except for the banana it smelled nasty
@@toxin1882 💀😂
Honestly i made my own chicken babyfood lol. Just boiled chicken in unsalted broth and chopped it up in peices and threw it in the bullet blender and walla
I laugh so hard when he said if babies had to power to speak they would be like mama no
Poor Alonzo, quarantine finally got to him. Unless those are his rations cuz he ran out of food...
"It looks like baby poop" Alonzo, baby's poop looks like that for a reason lol!
Ya know what’s really good tho: those star Strawberry Apple Gerber puffs 😍😂
I give my son those, he is so obsessed with them along with the baby cheddar crunchers
Alonzo uploads, I watch. Easy
Alonzo: I DONT WANNA BE LOUD!
Also Alonzo: *continues being loud*
😂😂😂😂
When life gives you alligators, make Gatorade.
*Saoirse Ashford* and when like gives you crocodiles, should you wear crocs? ;-)
Hey just found your channel. I just wanted to that I was sorry to hear that you lost your mom and your friend in a short span of time. Having just lost my mom myself she passed June 30, 2020. Also wanted what to say glad to have found you on RUclips. Thank you for bringing smiles and your lighthearted nature to so many especially in times like now. God Bless you and your family.😊
A lot of the fruits aren't that bad. The “Green Beans” and “Sweat Potato” are the ones I started my daughter on when she was a baby.
Some of them needed to be heated up like the soups, mac n cheese and meats. To be honest, I never gave her the chicken or beef in tiny jars. I didn't trust them.
My daughter hated the beef and chicken ones they smelled gross like wet cat food it was so disgusting so I never gave her them!
@@laurendimas2397 my daughter doesn't like those either, her twin brother on the other hand he'll eat anything you give him😂
I don't blame you, one bit. They look so gross in the jars, bleh.
@@lindseymcquillan5329 I can understand why your daughter wouldn't like them, but at the same time, at least your son if eating. That's all that matters, right?
I would mix some of the baby food in the plan oatmeal for her breakfast or as a snack. Even add a bit of the oatmeal and baby food to her smoothie. Just enough to get what she needed.
@@isabeauwolf562 my daughter won't even eat the toddler meals, i have to put fruit purees on the spoon with the meal just so she'll eat. Shes very picky
hey Alonzo, turn your camera around real quick... I just wanna see sum..
I do too 🤣
@Crack-ah-2-ah the mess have you seen how he throws stuff around 🤣
@@Skar2Faded oooooooo 😬 that embarrassing I'm going to hide now
AR nope, we’ve all wanted to see his kitchen for a while now
@@dormammusofat I'm losing my mind which one is it
he really set himself up with this.
He said “ IM IN PAAAAIIIIINNNN”🤣🤣
-Alonzo 2020
I’m so disappointed that he never ate the banana one. 🤦🏽♀️
I’m guilty of absolutely loving the banana baby food. Oops.
It’s the middle of the night and I’m laughing hysterically while my husband sleeps soundly beside me.
This is me now!
Hey pookie bear wyd btw idc ❤
When Myles was a baby I NEVER gave him the meat in a can...that's child abuse.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣your comment.
Same here girl. Pureed meat smelled like cat food and tasted so bad. Idk why they keep making it!!
Same here! My cat didn’t even want to eat it 😂
That stuff was WRONG. Like way wrong. My eldest chose to be a vegetarian as an infant cause she wasn't having any of that.
My daughter didn’t like the ones with the meat either
"Green beens"
Someone give him the dictionary!! 😂
and the "sweat potato" 😂
😭😭😭
It would be just alonzo’s luck that this video finds its way to a fetish content 🤣Grown man blindfolded eating baby food 😜🤣😂💀
He was making a horrible face, swallowed and then took another spoon ...I'm weak!
The fear in his voice at 1:57 when he said "it's pink"😂😂
The name of the food is in black print on the side of the container, along with the expiration date....😆
This is why Jesus didn't give babies the power to speak...they would be like "mama no". 🤣🤣🤣 #dead
Haven’t watched video yet. Hoping he doesn’t have to eat peas
Watched it... poor man
i
@@alonzo I? What's that supposed to mean? 😂
@@alonzo you got something to say????
@@alonzo I was about to say that
Alonzo:just comments i and gets 15 likes. Me: post a video and struggles to get 5 views
Whenever I’m having a bad day, I know I can always watch you and know I’ll be laughing and have a smile on my face!
When he tried the first one my mind was like “damn and that’s what we’re giving babies to eat”🤣🤣😅🤦🏽♀️
Lmao. My daughter is 9 months and I taste all of her baby food. If it’s gross I don’t even bother giving it to her. 😅😂😂😂
I do the same thing for my 8 month old 😂😂😂 shit I do it for my 2 year old when she's trying new stuff
When my son was on baby food I tried giving him some of the just the meat flavored ones, he hated it with a burning seething passion.
I smelled it and it smelled like dog food, I don't blame him for not liking it.
When you give your 2 year old vegetables:
The 2 year old:
8:10
... And she tries to smile to make you happy
7:22 got me DECEASED!!! LMFAOOO
When Alonzo tasted vegetable beef... 😂😂😂 I'm crying. 😂😂😂
After the first taste, I just couldn't stop laughing and had tears in my eyes. I only like the fruits when it comes to baby food. Seeing the faces you made, definitely priceless
My son makes those same faces when I feed him these 😂
Spoiler alert:
he almost cried at the end
Me: Dear lord, Alonzo needs to stop with these videos before he makes himself sick!
Also me: watches every video of this sort that he posts.
“That’s Jesus callin me home y’all” 💀💀💀
I guess only parents or people who are parent adjacent would know that the name is also printed on the individual containers.🤣🤣🤣🤣
CORRECT !!! Daddy of two !
This is the earliest I’ve ever been 😂 this vid was posted a minute ago.
So my favorite baby foods are:
-Puree mango
-The little fruit puffs that melt in your mouth
.........
Thats it.
I'd try it first before giving it to my son. After buying veggies once, tried it, said no thanks and just gave him fresh veggies pureed at home.
Lmfao his face!!!!!
Alonso!! My kid would make those SAME faces...lol
ion know how y'all be eatin baby food cos it don't even got no seasoning😭
@14:35 ALONZO DEAD RESEMBLES STEVIE J!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
His expressions remind me of my daughter when trying, well, anything, and she's 13 and it hasn't changed
he said "is it steaming?' baby food got him seeing stuff LMAOAOAO
7:22 took a bite and acts like a cat with brain freeze
I would not be feeding my babies this if I had kids. The fruit ones sure, but that meat? NO
My anxiety every time he takes out a whole spoonful😂🤦🏾♀️📈
6:40. “Their practically cousins”😂😂
You’re so funny! I can’t wait to see how many giggles this video brings 🤣❤️
You should eat whatever the person in front of you orders thru the drive thru!!
My eyes lit up when he said “I don even have a baby YET”
I already knew it was game over when I saw those meat jars, my daughter refused to eat them as a baby 😂😂 but that Stevie J face... I wasn't ready 😭
At 7:25 I though Alonzo reminded me of a vampire who accidentally put garlic in his mouth!!! LMAO
Alonzo: we strive for perfect grammar in this household
Also Alonzo: green BEENS
omg ur so funny and inspiring i really love ur vids
I’m watching this with my 5 month nephew and he’s just laughing at the TV.
I love when you just chuck the stuff! Makes me laugh every time! Im just glad i dont have to clean up after you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I had a baby last week and you have my side hurting. I can't stop laughing 🤣
LMAO! I have to show this to my daughter, she just had a baby boy!! You was making the same faces that babies do 🤣😅
Mary Smart my daughter had a son in July so I can’t wait til he starts eating solids 😆🤣🤣
“Sweat potato” 😂😭😭
*me sitting here watching this over 8 months pregnant* 👀 👀 my poor child lool all there gonna eat is the fruit ones lmaoo 😂🙏
I stayed eating my daughter fruit food when she was a baby 😂😂
@@sydneytarleton1333 Lmaoo yesss girl !! Im looking forward to it hahaha 😂👶🙏
We're in the same boat. Im like man i should just make my own baby food with these faces 😂😂😂
@@Setsuka317 right!?!? I have a food processor and the little containers to make my own buut.. I imagine just making my own wouldn't taste that great either haha!! Just a buunch of veggies ground up together.. You could probably make some decent like "soup / stew" ones.. Bunch of veggies and some chicken etc.. Also could make some good fruit mixtures. I have a whole playlist saved of baby food recipes im gonna have to try out myself!! My boyfriend said recently "i hope you know were only feeding them stuff that WE would eat as well.. Im not torturing my child like that" 😂🙏 i got some news for ya honey, you aint gonna like most of them hahaha..
@@Setsuka317 I did and my child gagged, GAGGED, and nearly threw up everywhere. Then he would cry when he saw the homemade baby food coming and refused to eat. He likes my cooking now though. 🤷♀️ Best of luck with your homemade baby food endeavors. It definitely feels better making them food vs the stinky concoctions you find in the store.
Am I the only one triggered that he didn’t stir before taking bites 😖
Not the only one, everyone who has ever dealt with babies knows you gotta stir it
ME TOO
The baby food said “a rise my son, an u shall be healed” 😂😂😂
Actually the label is printed on the side but it’s in the “expiration date” font so 🤷🏽♀️
So what? He didn't see it so there is no reason for a "so🤷🏾♀️"
The entire internet is always looking to be mad about something huh?
It wasn’t snarky. But thanks.
@@HopeCasias10 I'm not mad. I'm putting you in your place
What place? I had told him where to find the flavor on baby food and then made a point to include why it was hard to notice that it was there. It wasn’t rude . The “so🤷🏽♀️” was like an “oh well” I’m not really sure where you think I needed to be put into any sort of place. Maybe don’t be so quick to be some sort of keyboard warrior and attack someone for a comment on a RUclips video just because you misunderstood intention behind their words.
And btw that’s how you put someone in their place. Facts, logic, intellect. Not just being a douche 👍🏽
Have a beautiful day
Hope Sunshine she literally was informing him they are labeled. You stay in your place.
My 5 month old makes the same faces just to throw me off then giggles and smiles and screams he wants more 😂
Your baby's a masochist
Every face he made, I've seen a baby make lol 😂
@Alonzo Thank you so much for your videos. You never fail to make me laugh. But THIS ONE had me laughing so hard and so loud that I started to squeal which caused my neighbor across the street to come over and knock on my door to make sure I was ok. He was outside with his dog when he said he heard me "screaming" and he thought I was being murdered. LOL
I'm concerned for the babies what are y'all feeding y'all's. Just by the look on his face when he tries them. They have to be horrible.
He was so offended by the taste that his brain shut down and he forgot how to spell beans 😂
B E E N S 😂
And sweet he put “sweat” 😂😂😂
Don’t buy stores baby food. That’s why God invented blenders and freezing
Yes I never fed my child that mess
I came faster than James charles could say Hi sisters!
sisters*
GET A DICTIONARY!
@@Leannejlove Thx ima fix it
@@robertd3139 you're welcome
wait so we’re just gonna ignore how good Alonzo’s tastes buds and nose are. he literally knew what food was what just by smelling it
talent
We actually made this a game at my baby shower last year. Everyone’s reaction was hilarious
0:34 not me thinking my phone was frozen 💀💀
Lol this is beyond hilarious, and why I'm getting a nutribullet baby for my youngest for Christmas 😂 that way it may be pureed, but it won't be that nasty crap
It’s funny that he makes the same faces my 9 month old brother does when he eats baby food! 🤣🤣🤣
7:23 I'm literally crying 😂😂😂😂 Thank you for putting yourself through this torturous challenge for our amusement. It is so appreciated after a rough day.
10:47 I burst out laughing and said out loud to no one in particular "What in the hell is a sweat potato?"
I know what a sweet potato is...but sweat potato sounds nasty. LOL