They don't make em like this anymore (Balatro)

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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
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Комментарии • 120

  • @turtaeonarhwal6002
    @turtaeonarhwal6002 5 месяцев назад +762

    'Must Play 5 Cards' hit him with the literacy skill check.

    • @quackzsd5889
      @quackzsd5889 5 месяцев назад +50

      It hits all of us 🤧

    • @PersonCalledErin
      @PersonCalledErin 5 месяцев назад +39

      it is the MOST forgettable blind

    • @anewfuture
      @anewfuture 5 месяцев назад +44

      Toughest boss blind in the game, because I can't read.

    • @MrPhish21
      @MrPhish21 5 месяцев назад +9

      that didnt hurt me as much as 11:38 did, playing a world card to turn a single spade 10 into a spade instead of the diamond 10 directly next to it

    • @roncrickon7586
      @roncrickon7586 5 месяцев назад +9

      I swear NL does this on purpose for the yt rage click bait

  • @nyxmoon23
    @nyxmoon23 5 месяцев назад +420

    7:45 He did it. He immediately forgot the boss blind after reading it

    • @orange8175
      @orange8175 5 месяцев назад +28

      this has happened to me so many times

    • @Candy_Bull
      @Candy_Bull 5 месяцев назад +7

      I always get caught on this boss 😂 it’s the worst

    • @YuriG03042
      @YuriG03042 5 месяцев назад +13

      it's so hard to play and comment at the same time, people don't appreciate NL enough for it. he still beaten the blind either way

    • @dudekazoo
      @dudekazoo 5 месяцев назад +1

      I gotta admit I have done this more than enough times.

  • @arkurianstormblade4109
    @arkurianstormblade4109 5 месяцев назад +69

    I felt that "NOOOO" he shouted at playing 4 cards

  • @roostangarar
    @roostangarar 5 месяцев назад +93

    28:05 NL deciding how to deal with type A chatters

  • @Nikowo1610
    @Nikowo1610 5 месяцев назад +68

    Seeing him talk about how he still has hope he's gonna win and then looking at the video length and seeing 40 seconds remaining is reminding me of the old Spelunky 2 days

  • @A_Lily_by_Another_Name
    @A_Lily_by_Another_Name 5 месяцев назад +106

    Let's gather round the campfire, and play our campfire deck!
    (4.20E69 seconds later)
    Alright guys, we have x50 mult and we're ready for the small blind.

    • @KeDe1606
      @KeDe1606 5 месяцев назад +26

      I know you just wrote 4.20E69 for the memes, but that‘s about one hundred novemdicillion years. The universe has only existed for about 13.7 billion years. That’s over halfway to the heat death of the universe (according to Wikipedia).
      Needless to say, that is one long game of Balatro

    • @rollyproductions
      @rollyproductions 5 месяцев назад +1

      Spongebob reference?

    • @arkayv
      @arkayv 4 месяца назад

      Outer Wilds Reference?

  • @quiteadept
    @quiteadept 5 месяцев назад +91

    13:48 "if we want the run to have negative potential" LOL

    • @Qyubij
      @Qyubij 5 месяцев назад

      looking for this comment

  • @lvl300mrmime
    @lvl300mrmime 5 месяцев назад +202

    "must play 5 cards"
    immediately plays 4 cards....

    • @itsmeBR1AN
      @itsmeBR1AN 5 месяцев назад +5

      It gets him every time.

    • @herr1375
      @herr1375 5 месяцев назад +13

      When you are playing this fast while trying to keep the people entertained at the same, it is not surprising. I play slow and have no people to entertain and I still get caught on this one.

    • @Lentiii
      @Lentiii 5 месяцев назад +2

      yeah we were all watching

    • @TheBurl8
      @TheBurl8 5 месяцев назад

      Literally me

  • @jakobikles7633
    @jakobikles7633 5 месяцев назад +38

    97 year old mama liz still makes her chili oil the old fashioned way

  • @RandomAutist
    @RandomAutist 5 месяцев назад +17

    The Baldatro gears keep spinning, the Egg keeps spitting.

  • @seamuszoon8053
    @seamuszoon8053 5 месяцев назад +12

    Gamers, we are in for an absolute treat with this instant 2x pimpy classic

  • @LeZer0
    @LeZer0 5 месяцев назад +8

    Anyone else had a chuckle when he death'd that 4 into a 10?

  • @joebuckfan
    @joebuckfan 5 месяцев назад +12

    I was screaming "Sell the Half Joker" at the end there.

    • @regularzuzu1953
      @regularzuzu1953 5 месяцев назад +1

      Why?

    • @kalexander9225
      @kalexander9225 5 месяцев назад +12

      @@regularzuzu1953 He’s consistently playing Five of a Kind, the Joker, albeit negative, is bringing nothing to the table in this build, and likely the additional mult it would have provided would have taken him over the goal level.

    • @regularzuzu1953
      @regularzuzu1953 5 месяцев назад +11

      Oh, because of campfire. Not something I would have noticed if I were in that position

    • @pepaigea
      @pepaigea 4 месяца назад

      Good point lol. I totally forgot about that useless bugger

  • @iluxa-4000
    @iluxa-4000 5 месяцев назад +4

    Certificate is very good with hologram. Certificate and double holo is what landed me my first gold stake win

  • @divaroni
    @divaroni 5 месяцев назад +6

    People here making comments like we didn't watch the video. Thanks for the play by play nerds

  • @jacobbailey3162
    @jacobbailey3162 5 месяцев назад +27

    I miss the old egg :( too bad we will never get the same NL from yesterday’s video ever again

  • @sunscar7532
    @sunscar7532 5 месяцев назад +18

    The choke heard around the world. "Play 5" NL: plays 4 😵. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Joe_Molotov
    @Joe_Molotov 5 месяцев назад +2

    this run got me all pegged up on a Tuesday

  • @doesntno
    @doesntno 5 месяцев назад +2

    Walkie Talkie should be renamed Good Buddy imo

  • @JobroskiSwaqqman
    @JobroskiSwaqqman 5 месяцев назад +2

    Must play 5 cards decides if you are a based vibe player or a min max Andy.

  • @yujiyujix
    @yujiyujix 5 месяцев назад +7

    hi tomo

  • @zaftnotameni
    @zaftnotameni 5 месяцев назад +11

    7:50 dipped in mama liz five cards oil

  • @cinemasynth
    @cinemasynth 5 месяцев назад +1

    "Must play 5 cards, no problem" immediately plays 4 of a kind

  • @Fall__Forward
    @Fall__Forward 5 месяцев назад +12

    Everyones talking about him playing not five cards during the boss blind
    I've just gotta point out that he held the spades joker over half the game and didn't convert his 10s into spades

    • @kaleidoscope942
      @kaleidoscope942 5 месяцев назад +1

      id like to see more flush five runs from egg or flush house

  • @JustCallMeTunde
    @JustCallMeTunde 5 месяцев назад +15

    NL to Luna: what's 2+2?
    Luna: Not 5 😂

  • @DeathByRabbit
    @DeathByRabbit 5 месяцев назад +1

    I have enjoyed my time I am waiting for next time.

  • @Navitasz
    @Navitasz 5 месяцев назад +1

    We are so back

  • @Tamperkele
    @Tamperkele 5 месяцев назад +1

    Stopped playing Balatro just to watch this

  • @dominatriex
    @dominatriex 5 месяцев назад

    I always forget to hit like even though I always love your performance.
    Sometimes I think "oh my 1 like is inconsequential" but that's probably largely rationalizing cope of me being a lazy pos with dog s focus 😅

  • @adrianfr05
    @adrianfr05 5 месяцев назад +9

    He put a purple seal on a 5 when he could have made 2 copies of the purple seal 6 ☠

    • @sadboi3646
      @sadboi3646 5 месяцев назад +5

      he didn’t want more detritus clogging up his deck

    • @Qyubij
      @Qyubij 5 месяцев назад +1

      L comment

  • @Subsistence69
    @Subsistence69 5 месяцев назад +6

    “Must play five cards, not that big of a deal”
    * plays 4 cards * 😂😂😂

  • @Akiraded
    @Akiraded 5 месяцев назад +3

    Do you guys think he’d ever play Luck be a landlord ever again?

    • @henrysmith4907
      @henrysmith4907 5 месяцев назад +1

      Instead of the better game that is Balatro? I doubt it

  • @pineyum
    @pineyum 5 месяцев назад +1

    spectral deck x2

  • @marsi1111
    @marsi1111 5 месяцев назад +5

    ....did he make a ten four build _without_ ten four?

  • @henrysmith4907
    @henrysmith4907 5 месяцев назад +1

    He can’t keep getting away with it!!

  • @admkbldwn
    @admkbldwn 5 месяцев назад

    7:51
    lol, perhaps even lmao

  • @co2_os
    @co2_os 5 месяцев назад

    7:45 now that puts a smile on my face

  • @stevez4120
    @stevez4120 5 месяцев назад +1

    I asked cus im not sure

  • @ethanwatson1328
    @ethanwatson1328 5 месяцев назад

    NL i completed orange stake are you proud of me yet

  • @agentswaggerbchannel
    @agentswaggerbchannel 5 месяцев назад +1

    Immediately opened comments after 7:47

  • @bigrob3490
    @bigrob3490 5 месяцев назад

    Ain’t no throw party like a NL throw party.

  • @TomCarnivore
    @TomCarnivore 5 месяцев назад

    Lets gooooooo

  • @MrCloud254
    @MrCloud254 5 месяцев назад +1

    7:50
    Throw throw throw throw throw

  • @elijahwhiting5045
    @elijahwhiting5045 5 месяцев назад

    Slice and dice just dropped 0.o play it maybeee ? :)

  • @darkmagic42
    @darkmagic42 5 месяцев назад +1

    Why rather play Five of a Kind than Flush Five? He ignored the suit changing tarots every single time, even chose Planet X over Eris

    • @genieinthepot2455
      @genieinthepot2455 5 месяцев назад +5

      choosing Planet X over Eris is good because at that point in the run Five of a Kind was already semi-leveled and there wasn't a realistic chance that Flush Five would be able to outscale it. I do think suit changing early on in the game for Flush Five is better to be able to level it earlier but NL just doesn't like to manipulate suits when he's not going for a flush build.

  • @viziroth
    @viziroth 5 месяцев назад +2

    must play 5 cards

  • @Doubler_Z
    @Doubler_Z 5 месяцев назад

    16:18 What the fuck?

  • @epicbdragon
    @epicbdragon Месяц назад

    His insistence on using death cards to dupe purple seals drives me insane How has he not realized that it’s better to have more good cards to play over more good cards to discard lol

  • @SMA2343
    @SMA2343 5 месяцев назад +1

    “Must play 5 cards” and always forget. How did this dude pass university 😭😭😭

  • @Connor3G
    @Connor3G 5 месяцев назад +2

    Why is he looking for the 10-4 joker on ante 5 lmao

    • @Qyubij
      @Qyubij 5 месяцев назад

      it doesn't scale what's the problem?

  • @mattylicious6573
    @mattylicious6573 2 месяца назад

    7:44 clip it

  • @MrFlip738
    @MrFlip738 5 месяцев назад +1

    Why does he skip the first 2 blinds man? its like buying avocado in SAP when you have 10 gold oh wait it makes sense now

    • @LaserStorm117
      @LaserStorm117 5 месяцев назад +3

      I think he doesn't get interest on the small blind, so usually the choice to skip it (initially) is quite appealing. Iirc, it's one of the difficulty modifiers.

    • @dudekazoo
      @dudekazoo 5 месяцев назад +4

      Because you can beat ante one without jokers, and red stake makes the small blind give no reward, so if the tags are decent it's absolutely worth it.

    • @Qyubij
      @Qyubij 5 месяцев назад +1

      maybe learn the game before making a type a comment

    • @MrFlip738
      @MrFlip738 5 месяцев назад

      @@Qyubijfucking noob man nothing to say to you

  • @LBrimz
    @LBrimz 5 месяцев назад

    first?

  • @brisk_gift
    @brisk_gift 5 месяцев назад

    Gamers reporting!

  • @williammitchell6254
    @williammitchell6254 5 месяцев назад +1

    These tarot cards are dogshit the only one that matters is death. Uses death to make more tarot cards.

    • @Qyubij
      @Qyubij 5 месяцев назад

      I think you may be stupid

  • @hamchurger4566
    @hamchurger4566 5 месяцев назад

    I think it all started to fall down where he missed the spectral that turns all cards to 1 rank. I knew it was doomed to fail at like ante 4 or whenever it was

    • @dudekazoo
      @dudekazoo 5 месяцев назад +2

      You don't choose the rank. With tens in hand it's not worth the risk.

    • @henrysmith4907
      @henrysmith4907 5 месяцев назад +2

      He won the run brother. Only thing doomed to fail is your genetic line

    • @hamchurger4566
      @hamchurger4566 5 месяцев назад

      @@dudekazoo at the point i saw it he didnt have that many 10s the bigger issue would be the -1 hand size i think

    • @hamchurger4566
      @hamchurger4566 5 месяцев назад

      @@henrysmith4907 it was a joke, i saw it at near the start of the run of course the downfall was nowhere near there.

    • @henrysmith4907
      @henrysmith4907 5 месяцев назад

      @@hamchurger4566 no it wasn’t lmao. You just possess a remarkably smooth brain is all.

  • @arpd16
    @arpd16 5 месяцев назад

    Is the 10/4 joker a bit 😂. I mean it's arguably worse than default joker 🃏

    • @uso9375
      @uso9375 5 месяцев назад +4

      bro what are you on it would’ve gone crazy here

    • @dudekazoo
      @dudekazoo 5 месяцев назад +3

      Is _this_ a bit?

    • @Qyubij
      @Qyubij 5 месяцев назад

      I think you may be stupid

  • @tristan4959
    @tristan4959 5 месяцев назад +1

    omg pls something other than this game holy shit 😭😭😭

    • @itsmeBR1AN
      @itsmeBR1AN 5 месяцев назад +16

      No

    • @A_Lily_by_Another_Name
      @A_Lily_by_Another_Name 5 месяцев назад +1

      Back to climbing I guess.

    • @unblorbosyourshows9635
      @unblorbosyourshows9635 5 месяцев назад +4

      NO!!

    • @onepureturtle
      @onepureturtle 5 месяцев назад +6

      isaac fans: oh well it's been a good run i'll happily watch other content 🙂
      sap fans: 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

    • @LaserStorm117
      @LaserStorm117 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@onepureturtle You and I both know that's a damn lie

  • @largeadultson
    @largeadultson 5 месяцев назад +2

    NL’s number 1 enemy is the “play 5 cards” boss. he fucks a hand like every other time he sees it, funny everytime 😂