NL is the only streamer with the guts to completely derail their stream to shit on a chatter, up to and including a full chat audit, and I love it every time.
idk I think Hasan has him beat. Especially since he can’t even focus on a single chatter for more than 30 seconds. I mean the dude derails his chatter rants to go on another chatter rant.
i think i just realized what make NL so funny is that the way he talks and animates himself is like youtube edited vlog with excessive jumpcuts but its actually in real time. the total whiplash from the game to 'this bike right here ever hurt you'? its great. this is one of the most iconic NL bits of the year IMO
@@lucasnadamas9317 NL will go afk and will actually leave that part in the video. Just dead silence for 5 minutes straight. The man does not like to edit.
@@lucasnadamas9317He IS very funny and witty but the intonation and flow of his wordsmithing is similar to youtube vlogs where they take out all the silence and filler and only leave in the punchy sentences to jingle keys and keep your attention
A great chat moment in this comes right after NL says "Some people just like cosmic brownies, it's okay" and a chatter types "-2 Cosmic brownies are great" and I think it's a beautiful microcosm of chat's average intelligence, no matter who's in chat
"He flashed a piece on the lanes, and I took it from him and pulled the trigger till it went click." dracula flow-ass line a year before dracula flow happened
you dont know the ironic euphoria of working out to the cheesiest "GET RIPPED BEASTMODE" playlist you can find and halfway through your set you hear "CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES. THIS IS MY LAST RESORT." all of the sudden
This is why English needs a distinction between wielrenner (like the guys in the tour de france gear) and fietser (regular joe using bike), instead of cyclist and cyclist, it was really hard to parse who he was pissed at most of the time. As a Dutchman I can say we all hate wielrenners even as fietsers.
Just got recommended this video 2 years later and its reminding me why I could only listen to NL without being able to see the screen during the SAP arc
I recognize that there are insane cyclists, but people should recognize that there are asshole drivers who have it out for cyclists. Not to mention Canada's bike infrastructure is complete garbage. Our country has a fetish for designing everything around cars, with everything being at minimum a 20 minute walk (with the exception of Toronto, Vancouver, and Montreal).
Nobody thinks there isn't asshole drivers. Not a single person whose ever had to spend any length of time on a road using any style of vehicle. Also, add Ladysmith and Victoria to that list.
20m would be a dream in southern ontario. Walking to an appointment at the hospital is 30 minutes one way. Back in high school, it was an hour one way (plus wait times if there are trains) And on top of all of that, i stopped biking since almost every time there were drivers that would turn on a dime without looking into the bike lanes. Even just a normal walk near any remotely busy road is an 80% chance that a distracted driver almost hits me. The mentality is wild for car heads
Agreed, most of his issues would be solved if we had proper bike lanes instead of glorified shoulders. I couldn't take a kid biking to the book store in my suburban neighbourhood because it's so dangerous. There are huge parking lots between the road and the store fronts. I feel like such an ass biking on the sidewalk but there's no better option. The drivers are right to be annoyed, but what they don't always realize is that the object of their frustration should be the city planning and not the bikers themselves.
That still doesn't excuse straight up RUNNING a stop sign at a 4 way intersection or blowing through a red light. I am SO sick of that shit, and I never see cops with bicyclists pulled over. That needs to change.
@@RT-qd8yl though this may be frustrating & seem unsafe from the perspective of a motorist, it is actually safer for everyone when cyclists treat stop signs as yield signs and stop lights as stop signs (see: Idaho and increasingly other states in the U.S.). the data support this, there is a big decrease in cyclist injuries when these laws are implemented. it is still illegal in most places but imo the cops probably have better ways to spend their time than unnecessarily enforcing rules made for cars on cyclists when the cyclists are actually behaving safer but i will agree that anyone who unsafely runs stop signs/red lights & cuts others off is an ass, cyclists certainly included.
when he started talking about eyelash in his eye I was convinced he was gonna turn it into a bit where if you get that on a motorbike with a helmet on its pretty much a death sentence for the local school trip
Damn like I'm subbed to this dude (NL) and I need to get back to watching him but I'm not 4 minutes in and this dude has me busting up laughing Lord this is great stuff
The number of cyclists that just run red lights for no reason is insane. I've seen so many mothers with prams that have to quickly stop crossing because a bike wants to blast past because they use their legs, unlike those children sitting down and being self-entitled.
You do realize that cars kill tons of kids everyday right? This sanctimonious “that happened” garbage is so obnoxious. Try riding a bike on actively hostile roads and see how it feels. It’s not fun.
You think bikes are unpredictable try going straight when you have the right of way on a bike and an oncoming car wants to take a left when a light turns green. 4/5 times they will cut you off
I'm not against bikes but it's true that since bikes are not as dangerous as cars then bikers don't apply themselves as much as drivers and they can get away with so much more. It's like with people owning small dogs. Their dog cant really seriously hurt anyone so owners often apply zero discipline and see now problem when their pet is going absolutly crazy but then they get mad at me when my wolfdog barks back at them once or twice while their dog is in a middle of a killing frenzy
I love NL rants. Usually they entail the same opinion I have about how fucking shitty people in public are. Like people who are too stupid to use their signal lights and drive 20 m/ph faster than they're allowed to.
I like to bike but like anyone from bad cyclists to bad drivers he's pretty on the nose for both. His rants are like if fuckcars and fuckcyclists came together into one large power ranger robot.
Real bikes beat pelotons every day of the week if you live in a place where there is good bicycle infrastructure. It's especially great to cruise the countryside where there are barely any light stops to bother you, but even in the city in places like Amsterdam and Copenhagen it's pretty great. Well, that's obviously subjective. I just find indoor treadmills, bikes, rowing machines etc. to be boring.
F cars, cars are the most annoying mode of transportation. They make every mode of transportation dangerous, encourage the patterns of development killing cities, cost consumers huge in taxes for their infrastructure and gas and maintainence, while being the most unpredictable mode of transportation given how often it is used.
Limmy viewer here. Can you keep your old bald streamer in line please. He seems to have let fame go to his head and he doesnt even have two (scottish) BAFTAs
I dont stop at a stop sign on my bike because i, unlike karen behind her caddy escalade, am physically incapable of flattening a crowd of toddlers into pancakes without even noticing a speed bump E: also cuz i cant go from dead stop to 60m/h in seven seconds
@@haiperbusthat's because bike lanes are sometimes under construction and there's a big sign forcing you to go on the road. Seriously nobody on a bike wants to cycle on the road it's really not fun at all.
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NL is the only streamer with the guts to completely derail their stream to shit on a chatter, up to and including a full chat audit, and I love it every time.
or Hasan
Hasan is really good at that too
@@tefkah But hasan is cringe
The chat swarm goes braindead pretty often. Regular audits is the only way.
idk I think Hasan has him beat. Especially since he can’t even focus on a single chatter for more than 30 seconds. I mean the dude derails his chatter rants to go on another chatter rant.
Oh yeah, you're a cyclist? Name every wheel.
Front, back
@@dizzyroach no one thought it could be done, yet here you are
@@dizzyroach Now name every door.
@@robsmith5434 Bikes don't have doors
@@dizzyroach dang. You got me.
He started ranting about bikes and it was a mix of +2 and -2 and then he said ‘sussy baka’ and it was only +2s
what does +2 mean? funny?
@@kyl3young Something along the lines of "I agree" or "keep going"
It was all +2s, I'm pretty sure that's exactly how bikers in my area think, wanna be treated like a car without following the rules of a car
@@kyl3young it's an old Jerma bit from a stream of Kane & Lynch which was recently "borrowed" by a lot of streamers
@@gnerus1972pretty sure NL was also part of that so he didn't really borrow it
13 minutes of ranting from one comment is the content I watch NL for
"My parents were killed by a stationary bike drive-by."
"It sounds like they were robbing my house."
So good.
i think i just realized what make NL so funny is that the way he talks and animates himself is like youtube edited vlog with excessive jumpcuts but its actually in real time. the total whiplash from the game to 'this bike right here ever hurt you'? its great.
this is one of the most iconic NL bits of the year IMO
chatters be witnessing the greatest banter of all time being woven in front of them and they don't even know it
@@lucasnadamas9317 NL will go afk and will actually leave that part in the video. Just dead silence for 5 minutes straight. The man does not like to edit.
@@lucasnadamas9317 the density of his "funny" can outcompete the density of edited (vlog) content from others
@@lucasnadamas9317He IS very funny and witty but the intonation and flow of his wordsmithing is similar to youtube vlogs where they take out all the silence and filler and only leave in the punchy sentences to jingle keys and keep your attention
@@TheLibraryofLetourneauyou said that like nl would say that sentiment
""My parents were killed by a stationary bike drive-by", It sounds like they were robbing my house"
Best NL quote
+2
The most ironic thing is I was exercising while listening to this, and this line almost made me lose my grip on the pullup bar.
A great chat moment in this comes right after NL says "Some people just like cosmic brownies, it's okay" and a chatter types "-2 Cosmic brownies are great" and I think it's a beautiful microcosm of chat's average intelligence, no matter who's in chat
"How dare you tell me it's good that I like what I like????"
The title doesn't lie
It's actually incredible to me how he can just completely wing a rant like this and not miss once
was gonna name it "peleton rant" but less people would watch and miss this incredible moment
He could do this rant as a standup routine and kill
@@TheLibraryofLetourneaulate af but “peloton rant” would make it seem like he would just rant about how much he hates peleton
He missed like 3 times in the first 30 seconds
He completely missed how insanely dangerous cycling is and was way too harshe on them
Technically his peloton is a unicycle, it only has one wheel.
What do you think his opinions on unicyclists on the road are?
NL the kinda guy to come out of 30 years of solitary confinement and still have more to talk about than me
Actual props to enel on this one for the proper use of kilocalories
The timing with the "tada!" sound after him making fun of the question no one asked was perfection.
"Josh just gave me a +4"
Rare streamer acknowledges something higher than a +2 moment. 😮
Anyone who says “No. I’m not really upset but..."
"He flashed a piece on the lanes, and I took it from him and pulled the trigger till it went click."
dracula flow-ass line
a year before dracula flow happened
well it's also a variation on a _The Big Lebowski_ line
amazing stunlock
I watched this via vod last night and I was actually stunned by the stupidity of chat, 100% insults to the chatters intended
NL rants are like an alternate good ending version of Kramer at the laugh factory
The minute after "excuse me? This thing right here?" Was incredible stand up
I used to look down on Peloton stuff, but at the end of the day if it gets people healthy and they enjoy it I think it should be embraced.
I love this guy’s cadence way too much it’s concerning
I’ll never understand exercising to someone else’s play list. That is genuine madness.
I don’t really care what I listen to, I just need a fresh stream of music
You can tell Ryan gets a specific ironic enjoyment out of the peloton playlists which is more motivating than listening to music he 100% likes
Fair, fair. All of this is fair.
you dont know the ironic euphoria of working out to the cheesiest "GET RIPPED BEASTMODE" playlist you can find and halfway through your set you hear "CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES. THIS IS MY LAST RESORT." all of the sudden
@@twentylush kino
normies who cycle to work because they enjoy being outside but it's too far to walk caught so many strays here
This is why English needs a distinction between wielrenner (like the guys in the tour de france gear) and fietser (regular joe using bike), instead of cyclist and cyclist, it was really hard to parse who he was pissed at most of the time.
As a Dutchman I can say we all hate wielrenners even as fietsers.
of course the dutch have different names for different types of cyclists god i hate u chocolate sprinkle loving freaks
inuits have 50 words for ice ass comment
Both are fine. Why don’t you go blackface an elf, you’re not don’t representing your country well.
Just got recommended this video 2 years later and its reminding me why I could only listen to NL without being able to see the screen during the SAP arc
+2
+2
-2
+2
-2
-2
That's how you know NL is onto something
To this day this the realest shit I've ever read
I recognize that there are insane cyclists, but people should recognize that there are asshole drivers who have it out for cyclists. Not to mention Canada's bike infrastructure is complete garbage. Our country has a fetish for designing everything around cars, with everything being at minimum a 20 minute walk (with the exception of Toronto, Vancouver, and Montreal).
Nobody thinks there isn't asshole drivers. Not a single person whose ever had to spend any length of time on a road using any style of vehicle.
Also, add Ladysmith and Victoria to that list.
20m would be a dream in southern ontario. Walking to an appointment at the hospital is 30 minutes one way. Back in high school, it was an hour one way (plus wait times if there are trains)
And on top of all of that, i stopped biking since almost every time there were drivers that would turn on a dime without looking into the bike lanes. Even just a normal walk near any remotely busy road is an 80% chance that a distracted driver almost hits me. The mentality is wild for car heads
Agreed, most of his issues would be solved if we had proper bike lanes instead of glorified shoulders. I couldn't take a kid biking to the book store in my suburban neighbourhood because it's so dangerous. There are huge parking lots between the road and the store fronts. I feel like such an ass biking on the sidewalk but there's no better option. The drivers are right to be annoyed, but what they don't always realize is that the object of their frustration should be the city planning and not the bikers themselves.
That still doesn't excuse straight up RUNNING a stop sign at a 4 way intersection or blowing through a red light. I am SO sick of that shit, and I never see cops with bicyclists pulled over. That needs to change.
@@RT-qd8yl though this may be frustrating & seem unsafe from the perspective of a motorist, it is actually safer for everyone when cyclists treat stop signs as yield signs and stop lights as stop signs (see: Idaho and increasingly other states in the U.S.). the data support this, there is a big decrease in cyclist injuries when these laws are implemented. it is still illegal in most places but imo the cops probably have better ways to spend their time than unnecessarily enforcing rules made for cars on cyclists when the cyclists are actually behaving safer
but i will agree that anyone who unsafely runs stop signs/red lights & cuts others off is an ass, cyclists certainly included.
As a Dutch person this is such a bizarre thing from all angles
@@jimbomcbob7849 NL is Canadian
@@AndrewVaillanttomato tomato same thing
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@@jimbomcbob7849have you considered not commenting? You should.
God I love the egg
the image of NL on then peloton and a couple busts in and he just grabs a firearm at the ready and blasts them is hilarious
when he started talking about eyelash in his eye I was convinced he was gonna turn it into a bit where if you get that on a motorbike with a helmet on its pretty much a death sentence for the local school trip
11:36-11:56 certified AI NL moment for real
The title is a little clickbait, but since it just happens to be one of the greatest rants I've heard I'll allow it.
Its so fucked up he would come after unicyclists like that
NL streams, my favorite podcast
That tractor thing is actually so true. I've had it happen to me so many times. Those guys are psychopaths.
"My parents were killed in a stationary bike drive by."
"Sounds like they were robbing my house, because this ain't going anywhere."
Stationary bike runby killed me
the unicyclist pivot absolutely fried me
Treat stop as yield and signal as stop. It’s been the law in my state at least before this video.
Damn like I'm subbed to this dude (NL) and I need to get back to watching him but I'm not 4 minutes in and this dude has me busting up laughing
Lord this is great stuff
The number of cyclists that just run red lights for no reason is insane. I've seen so many mothers with prams that have to quickly stop crossing because a bike wants to blast past because they use their legs, unlike those children sitting down and being self-entitled.
You do realize that cars kill tons of kids everyday right? This sanctimonious “that happened” garbage is so obnoxious. Try riding a bike on actively hostile roads and see how it feels. It’s not fun.
@@TomWalsh1 riding bikes are the new counter culture
This UNHINGED streamer non targets half of chat with a single phrase
I can't imagine being a cyclist on the road, you know there's like...CARS there right? more often than not being driven by an idiot...
You think bikes are unpredictable try going straight when you have the right of way on a bike and an oncoming car wants to take a left when a light turns green. 4/5 times they will cut you off
this one comment temporarily broke NL🤣🤣
He’s not wrong about his individual points, and chatter was wrong for gatekeeping exercise. But this is the greatest straw man I ever did see
he has the gift of gab
0:24 What danger to pedestrians, please. 😂 I am not going 50 kph..what a horrible baby rant at the start
This guy that went to my college killed a pregnant woman because he ran into her on his bike.
Yeah absolute garbage - this is a trash rant
@@TomWalsh1 its for content
not being able to ride a bike is a societal failure not a personal one
I'm not against bikes but it's true that since bikes are not as dangerous as cars then bikers don't apply themselves as much as drivers and they can get away with so much more. It's like with people owning small dogs. Their dog cant really seriously hurt anyone so owners often apply zero discipline and see now problem when their pet is going absolutly crazy but then they get mad at me when my wolfdog barks back at them once or twice while their dog is in a middle of a killing frenzy
I like my real bike. It's about the journey not the destination. That's what I use my bike for.
NL ranting about being annoyed by unicyclists is really good
You gotta rename this video since the Fillet o Shrimp rant happened
This is how i sound when I'm in the shower
the bike: what you say fuck me for??
This is too good... Damn
Always said this about running too. Treadmills are WAY better than running outdoors.
We're Librarian Guys, ofc we bolt our bike to the floor and call it progress.
Terminal US/CA pilled
Seeing -2s is hilarious because you now he's talking about them
very accurate familiarity with biker mindset, must be a vancouver thing
I mean, it’s legitimately a stationary bike with an iPad duct-taped to it, with a small recurring fee, but sure, go off king.
I love NL rants. Usually they entail the same opinion I have about how fucking shitty people in public are. Like people who are too stupid to use their signal lights and drive 20 m/ph faster than they're allowed to.
I like to bike but like anyone from bad cyclists to bad drivers he's pretty on the nose for both. His rants are like if fuckcars and fuckcyclists came together into one large power ranger robot.
Riding a peloton is EXCERCISE and not biking .
you know hes onto something when chat is spamming -2 and getting way too personal lol
Motorcyles are just objectively better cars for everyone else. More dangerous for the driver but safer for everyone else, less CO2 and less traffic.
tell me you live in Vancouver without telling me you live in Vancouver
This machine sells pelotons
Why do 4 way stop signs exist in america?
Because we have soo many four way intersections from making all our cities in grid patterns.
Is his stationary bike technically a unicycle since it only has one wheel?
whatever happened to predictability
i was waiting until the sex and the city reboot finished
NL has woken-up and chosen violence every single day since mid-2019. 😆
Chat: My parents were killed by a stationary bike.
NL: Well it sounds like they were robbing my house!
A rare genuine LOL for me, thank you Mr. Lion
What wattage does NL even put out? Any Pelotoners know?
Valid points. But cycling in the nature (not in the city) is cool and refreshing.
people who argue you should cycle instead of drive never rode a bicycle in a country with no cycling infrastructure
All the more reason to do it. You can be the change. I bike to work on zero infrastructure roads most days.
@@TomWalsh1 unfortunately, i live in a country where its dangerous to drive even a car, let alone a bike
everyone should have to walk everywhere
I grew up in the south, and that shit about the tractors is so damn true
so glad im on this side of history
Real bikes beat pelotons every day of the week if you live in a place where there is good bicycle infrastructure. It's especially great to cruise the countryside where there are barely any light stops to bother you, but even in the city in places like Amsterdam and Copenhagen it's pretty great.
Well, that's obviously subjective. I just find indoor treadmills, bikes, rowing machines etc. to be boring.
You literally absorb nutrients outside, it's objectively better.
Cool
Peleton disrespected Theo Von and Dana White heard and removed all Peletons from his gyms.. I found that funny.. Theo is a cool dude
peloton stream when?
so true
I love this man so much lol
can society really evolve if we still clinging to stationary bikes?
Does NL live in a country without parks and bike lanes?
Canada, so yes.
Just bought an exercise bike lol
F cars, cars are the most annoying mode of transportation. They make every mode of transportation dangerous, encourage the patterns of development killing cities, cost consumers huge in taxes for their infrastructure and gas and maintainence, while being the most unpredictable mode of transportation given how often it is used.
damn i completely disagree with 80% of this but he still never misses
Greatest rant of all time? Nay, I disagree. For I have been blessed from above by the Will Wood Wednesday Rant
Limmy viewer here. Can you keep your old bald streamer in line please. He seems to have let fame go to his head and he doesnt even have two (scottish) BAFTAs
10:55 holy based
historic NL rant
insane how he's just making up people and getting mad about it KEKW
I dont stop at a stop sign on my bike because i, unlike karen behind her caddy escalade, am physically incapable of flattening a crowd of toddlers into pancakes without even noticing a speed bump
E: also cuz i cant go from dead stop to 60m/h in seven seconds
You're exactly like Karen.
@@RickJaeger karen doesnt have the self preservation instinct of a lemming and $600 in her bank account so im calling that a fib my friend
the solution is bike lanes
there is an upsetting amount of cyclists who still drive on the road when there's lanes
@@haiperbusthat's because bike lanes are sometimes under construction and there's a big sign forcing you to go on the road. Seriously nobody on a bike wants to cycle on the road it's really not fun at all.
is bro actually insecure about using a peloton?
The rare northern lion L. Shit takes.