Sh*t Sport Bike Owners Say
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- Опубликовано: 29 авг 2024
- Stupid Shit Sport Bike Owners Say, I know that sport bike owners don't say this stuff, the video is for entertainment purposes only. If you don't find it funny, then this video is about you.
Bike used is a 1999 Suzuki Katana 600, Thanks to Jake, the owner, for letting us use it for this video!
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bro u are the weight reduction lol
DaRTh VaDEr970 hahaha
Savage.
Ahhaha im done
LMAOOO
Funniest comment ive seen in a long ass time you got me fuckin dying 😂😂😂😂😂
i got ripped off then..my bike didnt come with the 600 sticker.
did i just lose 600 HP?
Absolutely. You can buy a 1000 sticker from eBay and you'll be making 1000 hp.
+6Foot4Honda yo love your vids dude lol i think you just lost like a lot hp i think you can buy a 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 sticker
yyeeeaaa i have a 50 sticker on mine and it goes 93582202263y38202735379r04396y32919713563392919w6363039151y304046252720493526286foot4hond028e7336382291047362028mph
shit your bike gonna be a turtle because my bike has on eaxh side which is like 2×600=2000000000hp bruh
Hahaha 6foot4honda actually commented good shit. good thing my boy makes decals now my ninja zx10r can be a zx10000r 10000 horsepower. I'm about to fuck shit up.
OMG " normal fuel" " jet fuel" " really extra sporty" and "practically racing inspired"😂
H1GGS 1 that was the best part
Practically invented the petcock...
Lmao that part got me too
Ud33 17 full on fucking badass😂
just out of curiosity what was that piece actually for and what do those stand for? Sorry if my question sounds stupid lol.
As a sport bike owner, I can confirm most of this.
Lmao
+Colton Ogden That's great hahaha.
+Colton Ogden I agree there!! Being a woman on a 750R I get it prob worst than most. it's absolutely irritating but yet funny at the same time. I know my cars and bikes so I like to watch the guys make asses of themselves.
+TexasWoman87
so you're one of those ppl that look for the attention "I'm a woman on 750" who cared that you're a woman and can ride. a ton of women ride. good video though
stephen brown you'd be surprised my friend, you = / = other men lol.
That Suzaki Katana is quite the beast
+bakerXderek ey homie I'm near san bernaghetto lets ride together one of these days,, maybe do a gootyholicious dual vlog
cheaAAAAAAHhh gusta
+bakerXderek Katana is the equivalent of a sportbike mo-ped
Wesley Miller I can fart quicker than that
Holy shit it's baker!!!! CHEEEAAAHHHH
Damn, you were right D-Rock. You throw ropes on almost every video on RUclips.
Lmao only shifting at 13000....🤣🤣🤣
But Proto! What are doing here?!
Because race bike
I'd never thought a Pokemon youtuber would be interested in cars lol XD
@Lucas Van Hamburg yep, my zx6r redlines at 16,500
Redlines at 16.5 but rev limited probably stops it at 15k unless you have ECU flashed
Eminem's kid brother skittles
Hahahaha
Whahahaaa😂😂😂
You seen that off of a meme
Slim Jesus
eminems has black hair u r referring to his alter ego slim shady with the blonde hair
I am mad at how people do not have basic understanding to realize the genius and the funny in these vids.
never seen this guy, thought it was funny :) im now a basic understanderer
Your statement is self contradicting.
You like the funny? Funny is able this video. no?
genius?!?!?!?! holy shit u gotta be kidding me haha a monkey could make these videos
This guy tries to hard to be funny and falls flat. I like the concept of his videos, but he's not funny at all. I think it'd be funnier if he used rhetoric to poke fun at people who actually exist, but no. He takes the wide left and makes boring simplistic jokes about how dumb no one is. The only thing i can remotely relate to humor from his videos is the fact that his title gets your hopes up thinking you're about to watch a funny video poking fun of sport bike riders, and get trolled so hard when the video completely disappoints.
Camera guy couldnt help laughing at 0:46
I didnt even notice that when I watched it. Probably because I was dying laughing myself lol
@Mercy Wanjiru u a lil Baddie ✊🏽💯
I died at the "600 horsepower"
The "cold air intakes" on the helmet killed me
I died when he stopped the bike lol
83slinky same ha
you should see the "1200hp nitrous twin supercharged v8" do it with dan found
Friday of mine is in coma when he said talked to the bitches
this video is fake.. 1:47 any true sportsbike rider knows that you rev at bitches, not honk. 😂 lol
I concur
Baby Bear obviously, its a fucking joke
True haha😂 😂 😂
pridedota he knows that
langlang87 - No he doesnt.
Slim Jesus on a bike?
7 months later STILL GOLD!
DooM Ebola xD
Don't you dare use Slim Jesus name in vain you pleb!!
Looks more like mrbossFTW
Lmao was thinking that, then saw this comment
I lost my shit when you said "suzaki"
Devin Stambolziovski : I was just about to post the same thing. Lmao!!!
I'm 70 and watched your first video and almost pissed my pant. I love how you change your name. Keep up the fantastic work.
The word Pant. Let us know you’re 70. 😂 I’m glad you’re enjoying yourself and surfing the tube. God bless you. ❤️❤️
@@hollynunn7391 you really think we're that stupid?
As a fellow 70 year old I'd say RUclips is normie shit
See he appeals to all audiences.
@@dv9239 lmao bro
@@dv9239 He wasn't implying that 70 year olds are stupid, but rather he was making a joke about the spelling error.
If it was red you had 10hp extra .
Y
Yellow is 30 more
@@leroyscholte6607 The black is for stealth like the B-2 n' shit. Along with the tails it helps with the radar guns.
My red grom now has 20hp🤯
gotta go stealth black so cops cant see u at night
1:50 "it does two full 360 degree turns..."
that's gold :))
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣 genius
"Practically Racing Inspired."
"I only shift at 13 thousand ,cause its a fckin race bike" lmao😂👌
that jacket looks like they're chilling on a hanger
Riaz Uddin na bro 2030 body builders
LMFAOOO
LOL
this had me dead
Lmao
i lost it as soon as he said Suzaaki
😂😂😂
Sebmeister and that 600bhp 😂😂
I lost it when I saw your profile pic lol
Lmao at first I thought the thumbnail was photoshopped to make his head look smaller in that jacket. Turns out his head is actually that tiny in the vid
David Streit hahahahhaa
@Tiny head shaming
Fuck😂😂😂😂
Weight reduction bruh
probably his jacket was outsized.but yeah,it does look tiny😆
Shit grom owners say with special guest jakethegardensnake and doitwithdan
I wish lol
+tsunx4 but jake took it to the next level
+1 for that shit. jake might want to keep his pants on tho
+NotQuiteFishFPS I feel like Muscle vs tuner should be in DoItWithDan's intro!
+NotQuiteFishFPS The fuck is a grom?
Lmfao Shit Honda owners say would blow up 😂
^^^
The hate would be so real but idc
So would shit gtr owners say
+Brooklyn Dowdell lmao I own an Si and I would love it. But the hate would be real haha
+Jordany Vargas I love Hondas don't get me wrong just wanna see a funny take on it !
Aftermarket pegs forced out of Thor's hammer 😂😂😂
NandoDP7, genius! Laughed so hard
Forged
"Zuzakie Kaatanah" Lol
Luis Rodriguez "realli faast"
sweet suzaki bro
Yeah.. It's pretty fast
+Muscle Vs Tuner Bro you ever take it off any sweet jumps?
+Tony Parenti I'll volunteer my katana for such a purpose.
I love his accent and intonation when he says "bitches"
apparently there's actually 157 people that really do talk like this... and they all ride in Florida 😂😂😂 good shit dude, had me rollin!
You sir make badass videos!
thanks bro
+SALTxTHExWOUND and all own gsxr 1000's
I've lived in Florida my entire life and I know exactly one person that speaks this way. Florida maybe geographically in the South, but it's not "Southern" ( unless you live near Georgia.)
It's not about being southern. It's just the type of riders I've met in Florida. It has to be one of the worst states as far as the riding scene goes.
you need to have a super cut of every time you say "bitches." it's gold.
TheBaconDeity why aren't we funding this
And pussy
Lmaooo "the horn so i can haunk at beyiches" 😂
Lmao. "I only shift at 13 thousand"
A bike with over 600 HP would pretty much be suicide on 2 wheels.
+MyClone66 oh my gosh are you fucking serious? I'm just imagining it if it did have 600 HP.
I think Boss Hoss actually makes those
Don't worry his swing arm is extended it will keep the front end down
Dcc357 did you not hear about the 10mm swing arm and spoiler?
I dont think it would be considered a bike anymore, it would litterly be a Death Bullet
“Imma show you my SOOSACKEE CATANA”
😂
next time do shit Harley owners say
Javier Duran It will take 2 years at least because he need to let grow a big beard to do the video
the video will be too cringey
Which one
Javier Duran I like to call them Hardly Ableson
BTW all people bitching about cruisers
all cool people from actors to singers any celebrity either rides a naked sport bike or some form of cruiser.
I only shift at 13000 cuz fuckin racebike
Came back to this video 4 years later as a sport bike owner. It’s even funnier now that I know about bikes 😂
"My SUZ-AKKI" I'm Fucking done ahahahahahahahahaha
Lol 30 seconds into the video and I was crying 😂😂
+Shawn Hopkins you should watch the one he did on the zL1
+Richard Palmer that one was pretty funny! Did you see the one with the Ws6 Firebird? Weld Racing rims because welded them myself 😂
+Shawn Hopkins "And it's pretty hard to weld aluminum, so that just shows you how good I am..." The Firebird one was great
+Tommy D lol
1000 salty sport bike owners.
truth.
I could just imagine Sh*t Harley riders say.........☠️
Husqvarna chain kit lmao hell na
I only shift a 13,000 because fucking race bike! Lol
That Katana does sound alright.
Does anything on these videos sound right? XD
That exaust he has on it is actually decent. Thats like a $900 slip on.
Everytime he said "bitches" lol
"Practically Racing Inspired" I lost it there! I haven't seen a Katana in years but that model made this video even more enjoyable.
300 mph when it goes all the way around lol Awesome video
practically race inspired!! lol you're good man. Keep it up
Lol that was a good one
"This is my RPMs - I only shift at 13,000... because fuckin' race bike!" Hahaha....
What ever happen to this guy, He is a master of sarcasm. Awesome!
"Practically Racing Inspired" almost got me killed lol
Where is the sport bike in this vid?
exactly the katana is a sport touring bike and a fugly one at that
+pbbeast U just sazd that a SPORT touring bike is no SPORT bike. Also this video is a joke so I think ur fucking stupid
Well, considering the video is a joke about people that don't know jack shit about bikes...maybe you should reconsider your comment.
blkgixxerslvr And he also talks absolutely retarded shit about them as well. Whatever man, complain all you want, be offended, cry, idc. I've stopped caring about what people like you have to say, so enjoy talking to yourself when you inevitably reply.
blkgixxerslvr "so enjoy talking to yourself when you inevitably reply."
This vid will always be a timeless classic
The delivery of the line at 0:35 is perfect
funny ass skinny white boy
What's funny is that it's not even him riding the motorcycle lol, at the transition @0:22 his shoes change xD also you can tell by his height it's not him.
That wasn't as funny as you made out
nope not him but i bet that is his dodge challenger in the first shot.
nope he drives a hyundai
jake was in the first scene and ryan was in the rest of the video
0:21 “lemme get my talking shoes on” 😂😂 he thought he was slick.
My bike came with a 1000rr, does that mean i have 1000 HP in the real racey variety
+oliver24x so 0?
+Primordial Fox rekt
+oliver24x
So, Porsche 911's would have double the hp, right?
Honda goldwing 1800 hp
When he started talking about cold air intakes on his helmet I died
He had a little trouble finding neutral lol
On some bike it's a pain in the ass.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Don’t we all😂
If I see this stupid ass Gillette commercial again I'm going to lose my shit
Yeah fuck gillete
Those blades you just saw? I can get you a deal on them
I was just watching it, lol.
lmao 4 months later I still remember those damn commercials.
lol the camera guy can barely contain himself
The "Cold air intake vents" for the helmet had me fucking dying holy shit.
"I only shift at 13000 because..fuckin race bike" 😂😂
"Sue-Zacky".....omg that had me going
Homie really practiced for 4 hours just to ride down that street
Respect
shit jeepers say. and light trucks,
Jeeps all the way! "It's a jeep thing, you wouldn't understand..." Lol
Light trucks I'm dead 😂😂😂
Lil tocomas, frontiers, rangers, etc bruh
It's cool how you changed from white shoes to black shoes.
That's what 600 hp does to you
+Not resisting just defending True
What the hell is your picture???
RedMoWarrior Who do you mean?
xDuB1t
Not resisting just defending
Dude that vid is a pure masterpiece I just can't stop laughing. Good job buddy
My bike's yellow, everyone knows yellow reflects radar.
Hey aren't you the Slim Jesus rapper
+LICENSETOSPEED shhhhhhhhhhh
+LICENSETOSPEED There is one of these comments on every one of this guy's videos - the resemblance must be strong.
What if Eminem and MGK had kids..
This happens
"Practicly Ricer inspired" got me😂😂
weight reduction bro!!! LOL 😄😃😎👍
Aye!! Joe!!
Hi joe go I love your vids
I only shift at 13,000 because fuckin race bike. 😂😂😂
This guy is a fucking genious
What's a good sports bike to buy that is affordable
The R6 is pretty cute.
+Muscle Vs Tuner lmfao
+cristian lopez GSXR
Kawasaki h2
a scooter for you
Practically race inspired on his suesakie katanna. Love it
Haha love the videos man, don't even worry about the idiots who can't take a joke.
As an owner of a katana, I laughed way too hard at this.
I remember butters of south park when he says bitches.
Srimanth Nagure Fr!!! 😂😂
'Shit Harley owners say'. That'll get some hate mail. Funny series dude. The Mustang vid was the best. If you did a "Shit BMW owners say", you could just use real BMW owners. :)
I'd wanna make a shit bmw owners say video.
I was going to say the same damn thing. I mostly ride Harley's but have a crotch rocket as well. there would be some butt hurt people in the comment section
what... no short throw dipstick?
600 hp wtf 😂
Quite a few laughs from these. Please keep it up.
There's more to come!
+Muscle Vs Tuner MAKE ONE OF JEEPS!😂🙌🏼👏🏼
You forgot to switch shoes with the guy actually riding the bike
+Seaweenie I KNEW the guy who rode up looked shorter/stockier than that kid... LMAO
0:26 The color changing shoes are how you know he is legit.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
I came here after watching you video haha......hope your GSXR gets better 🏍🔧
cookies1234567898765 Thanks :]
Husqvarna chain 😂😂😂
Husqavarna*
www.husqvarna-motorcycles.com/
alex gtfo
Alex Duper how was that a joke?
ITS LITERALLY IN THE VIDEO, HE SAYS HUSQ*A*VARNA
Niggas be dumb as hell smh
I just realized its not him riding in the beginning look at the shoes😂
oh shit
@@votpavel nah it is him they got the same tshirt
I got the 600 HP model too except it's only 575 which is 50 HP less than yours..
i only shift at 13000 rpm cus fucking race bike LMAO.
It's called a Suzuki can-a-tuna!
WHY DID YOU NOT SAY 350 MPH
Not even a minute into the vid, I already lost my shit at "SuzAki Katana"! Haha
'This is my RPMs. I only shift at 13k, because fuckn race bike'
funniest shit ever
Ha! you dun goofed son. all ur mod secrets are mine now! Alls ah gotta do is git me ah Suzaki an I"LL git all the bitches!
+n2dabloo *All The Bitches*
SHIT HARLEY OWNERS SAY!! That would be hilarious!!
i dont need speed, reliability, practicality, or even be able to ride a bike, i have a harley
The exhaust is two brothers
do what rally car drivers say
Hi Eminem
+Mr Mammal LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
+Mr Mammal ice poseidon made you...... virgin.
+Mr Mammal Kappa
+Mr Mammal yoooooooo nice stream
You should be playing runescape mobile right now smh
How you keep a straight face while filming is beyond me. Lmfao
cold air intakes 😂 comedy you should do a honda I wonder how much hate comments you would probably get lol
Oh it's in the works ;)
+Muscle Vs Tuner yessss
+Muscle Vs Tuner 😂😂😂
+Robert Olson without that cold air intakes his head burns because all the air friction of going at 300mph