Sh*t Diesel Owners Say
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- Опубликовано: 29 авг 2024
- This is for all those diesel fans out there! This was a highly requested video so i hope you guys like it! The truck is a 2006 Chevy Silverado Duramax Diesel HD, rolling coal and doing burnouts! (in the gravel) This video is intended for entertainment only, not to make fun of diesel owners :)
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"Bought it off craigslist from a guy named Craig" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Craig has the best stuff on craigslist
Da baby
Hello there
"but its alright its my sisters cousin not my cousin" 😂😂 LMAO
My reaction:
Oh nice haha
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Wait.
It could be his step sister duh lmao
Hold up ?
If it's his half sister, then that's actually totally fine since that'd be his step cousin. Which is totally cool IMO
10fantic could be a half sisters cousin
This dude is a freking chameleon;
how in the hell does he play all the stereotypes so accurately?
Dying over here from a wicked sick case of laughfulis...
Except for the fact that he has a southern accent even for the civic vid, it may be worse without it but I’m not sure.
If you don't realize that this is satire, then you're probably the kind of person this video is making fun of.
Exactly.
Haha yup
I love how this video is completely a joke yet people are still getting pissed off and calling out chevy trucks saying that theirs is better.
vexraill Issa not true tho
Nope, not completely, 14% of it is accurate and true.
cause its true
Insecurity
Chevy is gay ford is the best
“I take it to a shop because I don’t like doing the dirty work myself”
The irony is so on-point
Shit Prius owners say
Yes please 😂😂
yaaas
+Dmax734 You leave the nuts hanging out mayne?
Anyone think of Brian from family guy when he said you should do Prius?
+Daniel Kerkotchian these batteries are custom made in by holley performance products, it gets 40 MPG on a bad day.
"But its all right because its my sisters cousin" LMAO
died 😂
+Doubleooh23 RIP Doubleoo23
+thatawkward child rofl
Lmao😂😂
Jack Brookes I hope you find it soon!
Sometimes I feel like this guy didn't even prepare anything for the video beforehand and when he starts recording, he just creates everything up right on the spot.
I climb towers
The amount of folks who don't the understand that this is a satire is pure gold.
extremesoul666 like that battery
Literally no one....no one doesnt realize it's a joke.
@@Dan-cj9yg Doesn't matter. Complaining about those people gets you likes
This is a damn documentary. I've heard some of this before.
@@TheIrek666 Yup, it makes them feel superior to the idiots who can't recognize it's satire and also don't exist. Might as well say "i have +3000 iq. Like this comment if you also have +3000 iq."
"Deer blood and Copenhagen spit" i lost my fucking shit. ive never cried so hard while laughing
that one was good
+gipson46 I don't get what it means though.
"Chevy silverdo"
+gipson46 That shit was fucking hysterical.
"I usually steal that stuff out of my grandmas tractor" LMFAO
"Grandpas fuckin 🚜!!!😁
Price of diesel today im about ready to start filling up with red diesel from the tank on the ranch
@@IanYav5.9 we won't tell on you
"Chevy Silver-Doe" video just started and hes already saying some funny shit 😂
2006 chevy silver doe dirtymax XD
When he said "Sequential Multi Stage Dipstick" I was just like how the fuck do you come up with this shit lmao
I thought the same shit, this boy's fuckin wild
90% of Ford trucks made are still on the road to this day...the other 10% made it home
Derek Dossantos You just reversed the meme lol. I always see old Fords and new Fords on the road, and I also see a bunch of newer Chevys. I rarely see older Chevys though.
@@joshjlmgproductions3313 I see way more old Chevy's then Ford's.
Buzz Light Beer Well I'm from Canada where things rust to crap, 4WD is mandatory, and we use a lot of pickups to do stuff. So we need something reliable, capable, and just an all around good truck.
JoshJLMG Productions that’s why you use a ford, not a pos Chevy
I used to have a f250 triton, piece of shit, nothing like ram ànd that hemi
"Made out of deer blood and Copenhagen spit," I lost it when I heard that! Oh my god this is one of the funniest car/truck videos I've seen this year!
Should do a shit Jeep owners say
Boner Stoner yes
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Jeep owners are gay so no thanks
@@a.ortega4505 that’s the point
@Jesse L pretty much any Chrysler vehicle are endless money pits.
Hot air intake🤣🤣
"Lithium ion battery here, gold plated, thats why it says gold on it.." Lmao!!! Im done..
Made by Dollar General...HAHAHA!!.
got it from craigslist from a guy named craig. Hahaha
XD
I'm also looking for a sequential multi-stage dipstick, any idea where I could find one?
Not sure. But I just picked up my short-throw dipstick
EBay
Autozone
It's right next to the blinker fluid
Short throw DS will get you ticketed. They are not a street legal mod.... Just saying🤔
Lmfao "ford owners fat moms"😂
ASMRat sequential, multi-stage dipstick
I usually take it out my grandpas tractor so i dont gotta pay for it LMAOOO
Lol
Done that before 😆
"These tires make sure I got excellent grip when I'm rock crawlin', because I do that a lot on the weekends."
"Movin' on down the front here, see we got a tow hook, that way in case I wreck when I'm rock crawlin' which I don't really ever do that."
Arguably the funniest, most well delivered joke of the video LOL
I had to rewind it to make sure I heard him correctly! I lost it!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL, Allison's sister's underneath shifting the gears?!?!
Yes, Stephanie.... 🤣
Man i tell ya Stephanie gets down and dirty when it comes to shifting gears. It gets her all kinds of oiled up
"But it's okay because she is my sister's cousin, not mine"
"Diesel getcha yah bitches"
Nando Valles diesel gets ya girls (not bitches) be respectful to girls/women
@@chanseormon 1. Woooosh
2. Stfu you fuckin feminist!
"I got Stephanie up under there, switchin my gears and shit for me." Lmfao that was great!
It's ma sister's cousin not mine xD I'm crying
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If you're butt hurt, you just don't understand sarcasm LOL
"It was my sisters cousin so it's okay it not my cousin" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
when he ran into the mirror I fucking lost it.
don't forget the "I changed the oil and put a snorkel on my new 4x4 so I know everything about cars"
2:12 I was hoping a beer can would fly out.
Noah Laughlin ya and then says "well there's my spitin can"
After market ebay specials😂😂 im dead af
Thank you for the technical details of that mighty fine truck of yours. Your expertise is unmatched sir
chehvy silverdoh😂😂😂 I love this guy 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dirtymax
"She's my sister's cousin, not my cousin." 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Come back brother… we need people like you on RUclips
"It's OK it's my sister's cousin not mine!" I'm crying right now
"I usually steal it out of my Grandpa's fuckin tractor so I dont have to pay for it and save me some money so I can buy beer." Damn 😂 100% true
"Goodwrench tires" dead🤣
Lmao when he hit the tow mirror with his shoulder
Not even joking, I knew a bunch of guys in high school who acted just like this. They thought they were tough shit. Little did they know...
Why did I click on this thinking it was gonna continue....
dodge the father ram the daughter yee yee
Shane Cazimero just got done watching that video lmao
Most of y'all dodge the father ram the brother tho.
@@zach7459 i think you described yourself
Do a video about Mustang Owners!
Hot Air Intake. hahaha
Ain't he the same dude who was doing the exact same ish about his Honda Civic?
Yeah he makes alot of vids like this
Lord, please do a video on Jeep Wrangler owners...
Wonder what it would actually be like taking that rock crawling.
+Dean Murphy you wouldn't go far after taking out the rear drive shaft on the first rock , lol
jerry henderson Only a minor thing :P
Dean Murphy ya i drove my jeep about 30 miles in front wheel drive with my rear drive shaft in the back seat , so i guess you have a point , lol
jerry henderson See. Can be done.
You don't take an HD out rock crawling, especially one with ifs.
Gets me everytime when he talks about the dipstick😂😂
sequential multi stage dip stick lmfao!
“Infused with deer blood and Copenhagen spit” lmao😂
I dont think ive ever heard a truck owner ever say aerodynamic
Holy fuck, we found Dale Gribbel
1:26 HAHAHAHA !!!
hahaha :D
+bakerXderek CHEEAAH
waddup bxd
CHEEEEAH
+bakerXderek Ayee bxd
This guy is hilarious. 1st video I watched I wasn't sure if he was serious or joking. Plays the role so well.
My school bus idles like that.
+yellowbusguy sounds like a rotary engine
+yellowbusguy mine does to
+yellowbusguy Because it's a diesel.
because chevy sucks
+Jessica A Studios you suck
SEQUENTIAL MULTI STAGE DIPSTICK. LMAO I CAN'T MAN THIS IS TOO FUNNY.
"You know what they say about diesels... these will get you biches..." I fuckint died 😂
"but its all right cause she's mah sisters cousin not mah cousin"
I've owned ricer's, muscle cars and diesel's and I have to say sir... every single one of your videos are accurate as hell!!! lol
BRUHHH HE SAID HOT AIR INTAKE LMAOOOOO
Lol, that incest reference was totally hilarious.
“Steve Perking” sounds about right 😂
3:57 I love his amazing acting skills
"It's alright cause she's my sister's cousin not my cousin."
That took me a second lol
EVERYBODY LOOK UP AMIRI KING. You'll see where he got the idea to do this video.
I was bout to comment " WANNA BE AMARI KING BITCH"
More aerodynamic so he gets more pvssy per gallon. Lol
Man I just love these videos! So funny! Keep it up!
+CD's Brick Mix Thanks man! Glad you like them!
+Muscle Vs Tuner They make me laugh keep it up
Almost accurate. I would have had a small, short guy crawl out of a 8" lifted truck. Then comment on how the high flow intake is full of hot air, just like most truck owners.😉
So many people try copying these videos but your “Shit Says” are the best
"Sequential multi stage dip stick" 😂😂
Once again - I'm crying with laughter :D you're the best!
Thanks! :)
One of the best videos I've seen. I've seen hundreds of truck videos and none of them have anywhere near a million views. I was wondering why this one had that many. Good thing I love Chevy. Listen to this man y'all he's spot on about everything
I got Stephanie down there changing my gears and shit lmao
but it's alright, cuz she's my sisters cousin, not my cousin... bruh im fuckin ded
I come back here every year. This shit is gold 😂
“It’s alright though because it’s my sisters cousin”😂😂😂
"Hot air intake" so true lmao
“My tow mirrors are out because I’m always pulling p***y” 😂
“More p***y per gallon” 😂
I'm a Ford Owner!
ya talkin bout my mom??
I really regret that!
I appreciate you towing us outta diches, but do not say anything about our moms
+Abu Mohammad Khasawneh thak s for saying something about that
gary chapman and thank YOU for speaking out
My Ford pulled a Chevy out of a ditch so I dont see why he's saying they always pulling fords out 😂😂😂
+Armando Ruelas subarus pull fords all the time
Handsome Jack Nobody's ever pulled me out 😱😊😇😂💯
thank you!!!!
+Bubbles Samsquanch the fuck bubbles? get the fuck out of here shit lips
***** oh lord hes back on the liquor again
+Jim Lahey Frig off Lahey
I got my hitch off Craigslist off a guy named Craig.... LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂.... battery I gold plated,that's why it's says gold on it...LMFAO 😂
"Tony-O cover" had me dying
3:33 there is a face in the fuel cap
“Not allison but her hor sister stephanie. Stephanie is up under there switching my gears for me”😂😂
She's my sisters cousin lmao I'm loosing it
if anyone can top the tow mirror joke, well they fuckin cant.
This truck gets all the girls at the family reunion
"It's all right, she's my sisters cousin, she's not my cousin"
This is the best thing ever
This video needs to be in the RUclips hall of fame
me and my sister's cousins :D this guy is pure gold :D
Dude ford's pull anything hell it's the oldest truck company around made before dodge, chevy or gmc plus the fact the older 350s rock out on rollin coal
ford had dodge engines before because the dodge brothers used to work for them
Eh not really ford came out before dodge
+Eric Garrison He's right. When Dodge was first established, they built motors and chassis for Ford. They eventually ended up making their own cars too, but they were a parts company first.
AKredfox94 Thank You
AKredfox94 that's what they say I'm not saying no I'm just sayin that I've not found anything on ford and dodge working together I've searched google , bing and Wikipedia
"Turbo is in the exhausts"😂😂
4:05 took me a while to get it
Badass Western dude is badass.
Where I live, there are a few diesel owners who have a front plate that reads, "EAT BEEF!" I say to that, Boy, I plan to.
Are you in the tri-state area? noticed this truck was Ohio, and the Lancer was Kentucky im right on the border of Wv, Ky and Ohio
+Carson O'Bryan (Blake) Yes sir. We're from the Huntington/Ashland area.
God damn son that's bad ass, what high school did you go to?
We both went to Fairland.
Spring Valley
Damn right across the river. Cool to see some local support on here.