Own One of These Motorcycles? This is What it Says About You (Roasted)
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I love MT10 looks 😁❤️
just use velcro works perfect ive fallen a few times hasnt come off ever
I deadass bought a rokform case because of you guys and it destroyed my iphone camera twice after just one ride. Quadlock with dampner for the win! haven't had to replace my camera
I'm curious, who ever used tape or zip ties to mount their Phone??
Buying a motorcycle and hoping not to get roasted by yammie is just as safe putting all your life savings in crypto
To the Moon m8
Muh digital tulips!!!
Unless you get whichever beginner bike he loves at that time
I know... I ride a Harley 🤣
Or a bank
As an MT07 owner I respect your incorrect opinion that my motorcycle is ugly, I enjoy making kids think a Decepticon is tailgating their mom
I have an MT09 and get so many props every time Im out riding, not sure why some think MTs are ugly... They are different, not ugly.
I was just disappointed at having the shortest roast.
I think they're the best-looking Naked Bike besides the Super Duke R.
@@Faceless_Chat your teacher told you the same thing growing up
They aren't ugly, they are FUGLY
Hey, I bought a jacket and never got it. I was told I would get a refund but yammer support won’t reply. Could you help me?
Also love the new vids!
Something might’ve happened, I ordered boots myself and it came just fine
@@alejandromato1992 They responded to me a couple weeks ago saying that it wasn’t in stock and I haven’t heard a word since 🤷♂️
run up the likes. they’ll see this comment at the very least
@@slzysuzi thank you!
“Don’t worry, your mom thinks you’re handsome, and that your motorcycle is very fetching, she loves how not loud it is, and how it’s not fast like those other bikes, it’s very responsible, and she knows you’re going to be responsible, and safe.”
That was awesome lmao
Quite literally the best roast of a bike I've heard in a while.
exactly how I sold me getting a supermoto to my mom (8 months after a horrible accident that almost killed me, tboned @ 35mph by a cargo van blowing a red) "its just a dirtbike, i won't go on the road much...and it only goes up to 70mph" I feel bad kind of because I know she hates me riding after that, but that's how a motorcycle addiction works.
Literally how I sold my parents on a Bonneville. "See Ma, no fairing!"
Do u know me?
I think being told that anyone thinks your going to be safe and responsible because of your bike choice is the worst thing anyone could say
Years ago I rode BMW Airheads and enjoyed them very much but people assumed I was a rich yuppie (I'm a welder). I got out of riding while raising a family for several years. When I got back into it I found I needed the legs forward riding position of a cruiser so I got a Honda Shadow and other metric cruisers, and then was accused of being a poser wannabe. Now, after finding a nice deal on a clean Dyna I'm told that I'm playing dress up. You just can't win with some people. Ride your own bike and STFU!
And ride what makes the most sense for you. If you enjoy it, ride it. It's not like those other people helped pay for it. Hell if I find a cycle that runs reliably and I can sit comfortably on I'm pretty damn happy.
truth!
I have an Airhead. It's my restoration project :)
I'll get an R18 to match it once I'm done paying off my CB.
Should a stayed on a bmw r1100r. Getting assumed to be a doctor isnt that bad
As a Moto Guzzi owner, I fully agree with Yammie. A huge part of the reason I bought it was precisely the fact that it has a weird engine, shakes like it's 1950, and no one knows anything about the company (even though it's been around for over a century). But he should have picked on the electrical system, not the engine. The engine is bulletproof.
Yammi! The audio is legit! Omg thank you so much! Epic win. So happy. This sounds amazing.
You were so close with the Fat Bob. I work in an accounting office and my boss drives a road glide. 🤣
Just as Yam said "The Harley Davidson FatBob", a hairloss shampoo Ad started. I'm dying lmao.
I was already really wanting the svartpilen 401 for my first bike before I even found this channel. Then you guys just made me feel really good about my inexperienced taste in bikes. My family is of Swedish decent and I thought it just fit plus it’s the coolest looking motorcycle on the market imo. Finally got enough money saved up and thanks to you guys will be buying it soon!
It is indeed so cool looking fr
Having ridden the Meteor 350. I have to say that it's a very pleasant ride, comfortable, and has a slick gear change. Would I like to take one on a long trip on the freeway ? Absolutely not. It isn't fast enough for me. But for riding through town, and the odd trip on back roads. It's perfectly adequate. Why spend Harley money on something you are almost never going to take above 60mph anyway ? It's called a cruiser for a reason.
Why not take it on the freeway? You get to have the joy of being tail gated the entire time.
I bought one and except for the interstate, which I detest driving on anyway, I can go the speed limit anywhere else in style and comfort at 90-100 MPG for 4500 bucks and 70 bucks for year insurance. And my opportunities to kill myself are reduced by like 90% ( *made up stat* ) so its basically a no brainer. Also I'm old and I don't care.
Because a Harley can ride around town AND on the freeway? There is a lot of territory between Meteor 350 and almost any Harley. You look like a grown man. Get a 450 or larger. Triumph Bonneville's are significantly less than Harleys but still have some grunt to them. 900 and 1200 cc.
My motorcycle, a 2005 Sportster 1200 Roadster, says "Hey, our service technician is here!"
I bought it new in 2005, and put 50,000 miles on it in the first 3 years. It currently has 82,000 miles on it. It replaced the 1982 GS850G that I'd had for many years.
The reason why the miles per year dropped off is because one of my clients hired me at the end of 2008 and the 500 mile days ended. The bike has done everything expected of it.
Ah man you crack me up. Please don't ever change. Fresh brewed coffee with Yammie Noob vids first thing in the morning generally means im off to a great start to a top day.
I've been watching Yammie Noob videos in 1.5 speed for years now... It really makes these roasts that extra bit more savage.
The Fat Bob roast was my favorite. "It's a reeeeraaaaaallllllll bike. You've got the matching patches to prove it and it looks great sitting out in front of your brokerage firm"
I own a V7 and yes, I looked at the Ducati scrambler and i was like naaah too common let's buy a bike with poor dealer coverage and where you have to retighten all the screws because otherwise you'd loose essential parts during your rides... Still a great bike tho 😂
And best of all, no desmo service!
had my stone over 4 years now and she performs great not any great hassles apart from a blown headlight bulb . .
I have a 2015 icon nooooo problems just awesome riding 10,000 miles and rolling
Thought the roast was gonna be more focused on the personality of the rider, wasn't expecting the step by step of how I got my sv650!
Not only do I have a Z650, I’ve also used it for a tour build with hard cases, top box, and a touring screen.
I ride a Bonneville. What you say is true and I love it. Old guys have the best stories.
Love mine too.
Also a Bonnie rider here and it's too true.
sv650 is dated, but that might be a good thing for a beginner. good ergonomics, good handling, it's got that rider assist to help from stalling. a beginner has to learn how to juggle multiple tasks with both legs and both hands. sv650 is perfect for someone to learn those things, and you won't outgrow it as quickly as a 300. definitely a bike to keep and pass down.
He likes the SV 650, and has said people should get it as a beginner bike. This is just a roast fest so nothing is safe😂
Exactly just look at regular car reviews sv650 Video
I been riding dirt for 20 years and street for 12, I bought an suv 650 new in 19’ it’s a solid common mans bike
I’ll be watching more of your content so when the time comes to buy a new motorcycle, it is not being roasted on the channel. Thanks for the advice papa Yammie
I did have a Suzuki Dr-Z 400 SM for about 5 years. And it did have aftermarket levers. But context is everything. In the US, I would definitely prefer a KTM. But I don't live in the US. I live in Kyoto, Japan. Here, traffic is congested AF. Even though I now ride a Yamaha MT-09 Tracer, I would still take my old DR-Z 400 in an A to B race anywhere in Kyoto. It was high, light, narrow, and had more than enough power in a tight traffic environment. It was a genuine urban assault vehicle. On an open road, my Tracer would flat smoke it. But I don't ride on open roads very often. Some days, I still miss the 400.
Long after the last KTM in existence is in its grave, there will still be a DRZ with more miles than the international space station ticking around somewhere on the backroads. It's an awesome bike
I would take a Suzuki over a KTM any day of the week.
I love all your videos around Austin.
OK, you got me. I remember passing a Harley on some downhill twisties back in '82. I was on a 10speed.
Thinking Megatron was your spirit animal got me LMAO🤣
I got buthurt after I seen my first yammy vid about the sportser 883 but then I got your sense of humor and I really appreciate your clips
That was great very witty very humorous very quick. Loved it.
7:36 made me ugly laugh so hard.
it’s been a couple years and yam never fails to make me cackle. cheers
You still got it!
That is what I’m here for.
Yammie had a stroke while typing the title of the video.
These guys have way too much fun making their videos!
Great job here man 🤟💥🔥🔥🔥🦾
the choking clip had me rollin
Man u r on another level👍👍👍
holy crap you nailed the stereotypical Moto Guzzi v7 rider.....that said, I can't wait to buy one next year!
I can reassure you that they don't leak oil. Not yet anyway.
"Human dial tone"...... I lost it. (Edit) And let's not forget my MTO7 is "premium mediocre". You coined that term, and I absolutely love it
Best video I've seen of yours, haven't seen them all, I laughed so hard
The bloopers was the best part of this one….
I laughed so hard though…lol
Totally right on the V7, expect for the oil leaking part ;)
‘18 Fat Bob owner-knew it was gonna be on the list! Got em Yammie! Loved this video!
I came for the FXFB too. Bought a ’19 and love it. Never been a mainstream consumer. Honored to be on the list.
The mt-10 looks like a pissed off owl and I love it.
We need more of these episodes
Holy that sv 650 hit me so on the spot, no regrets thou :D
The Moto Guzzi v7 III and the new v7 850 are very reliable and don't leak oil. The owner probably just didn't tighten oil drain bolt enough because that's exactly where the puddle is located. Roasting a motorcycle for something should be based upon at least a modicum of truth, not lies.
Yammie's critic on bikes is like nuclear war: mutual destruction
2021 Suzuki SV650 Yep, I bought the Only one in SoCal. Of Course it was on here. Lol Pearl Tank Red Frame/wheels. Great Stuff!! Thanks Yammie
Thanks to your videos, the Husky svartpilen was very difficult to find. I had to go with the clip ons. Sold it 4 months later and got a z900, no I don't want a mt09 but it did cross my mind. Now I want a harley... I just keep going the wrong direction.
Man, the line about the 300s and the duchshund was eeepic!
lmao!!!
Bikes reflect their owners hits home when you have a $1700 aud Kawasaki GPX 250 from 93
Im riding a $1500 2004 zzr 250 there's no shame in it bro
Yeah but resale is good when you are at the bottom of the depreciation curve.
Oh god. Any time I go out on my Bonneville I get at least 2 older men talking to me. I don't mind it, and they're usually very nice!
But it's been an hour and I just wanted to get lunch.
It's because they remember when motorcycles looked like motor cycles, not Transformers. All that body work on bikes (Ninja style) just gets in the way and adds weight. Fine for a race track, but impractical and, IMO, grandiose on the street (and ugly colors). Keep the Bonney, though imperfect also, they have stood the test of time and so have Harley's. I have a '22 Triumph Street Scrambler, and I'm on Medicare. Cheers.
I ride a Bonneville. Can relate.
@@x-man5056 wow whats so impractical about plastics they cover you from the wind they keep the heat there they also are easy to clean there is no reason to consider them impractical
@@cristianseminario7899 If you are talking about dresser/touring bikes, yes. If you are talking about crotch rockets, no. A fairing/windshield is nice. Practical. The body work for aero on Ninja type bikes is not needed on the street at all, it is purely cosmetic under 100mph. It may help you fantasize about being a real racer, but it is just way in the way to do even minor maintenance IMO. You don't have to be "practical' to enjoy your ride, if you just like the looks of the body work, go for it. But on the street at anywhere near speed limits, it's just extra cargo on the bike.
This video hits home
Ahhh vintage YAMMIE. Fk this had me in tears 😂😂. Please do these OG noob tube vids more often!! Timeless … lol
*hops on my ‘94, 800 Suzuki intruder * hehe, survived another roast sesh my old friend
Wow did me dirty with the Iron 883 🤣🤣
I know you don't see this, but it is hilarious that there is a Quadlock ad played immediately after you first said Rokform.
I like this. Another!
BREAKING NEWS!!!
Yammie admits to being a degenerate!
Claims owning a turbo-busa is proof that you are one. Full story at 11.
Yup the Turbo Busa roast is definitely his self roast haha
I am disappointed he didn't go after me and my Royal Endfield Himalayan brethren, and how we like creating our own scavenger hunt looking for the parts of our bike that fell off after an actual off road ride.
Wow did he skipped on roasting CBR500R owners? lol I feel blessed.
I was waiting for it myself lol
Lucky you, I've got a cbr250r lmao
@@dustythatsme9793 I started out on that, so I know how you feel sir.
As an owner of both the new gen Z900 and the new gen MT 09,
The z900 is the better of the 2 imo.
Its smoother, sportier, has better build quality, and handles better. The only thing ill give the MT 09 over the z900 is its low end punch, and the separation of the power and TC modes. Other than that, ill take the Z any day.
100% agree
As a z900 owner I'm glad I chose it over the mt09 everytime I look at it. I still believe it is the second coming of jesus....
Im 6'3 and when i sit on the z900 my feet hit the exhaust mount and it feels cramped, the mt09 feels nice and roomy
@@skylinesquid I’m 6’5, had the same problem till I added an aftermarket exhaust. Which is literally always my first mod
that low end torque makes it way more fun though.
For the first time in a long time I’m glad yams didn’t mention the Honda 500 twins
This vid isn't about bikes, it's about identity - persona and self-image. You gotta admit, one of the biggest uses of motorcycles (especially in current American society) is as an accessory/prop to build an image. I assure you though, there's a minority of people out there who couldn't give a flying ƒµ¢≤ what anyone _else_ think their bike choice says about _them,_ and have no unresolved gender issues. So they're free to just buy whatever bike appeals to them.
This was awesome. Now do a video where you roast all of your own bikes, past and present
Okay Yammie here it goes. I've got a 86 vfr 750, a 2000 zx7r, a 07 stratoliner, a 07 r1200r and a 18 tnt 135. Have at it!
Not me bingeing Yammie videos
I'm hopping on my Royal Enfield Super Meteo 650 and riding down to the local cafe for a Spritz.
I agree…I have a 2017 Victory Vision…just like me…funny looking and an acquired taste!
After seeing the footage at 6:00 I officially deem DR. Yammie the king of stock footage
"And now a word from our sponsor Rokform" -> youtube inserts quadlock ad 🤣🤣
Can we please get more outtakes on videos that was actually fucking hilarious 😂
3k on a drz400sm, this dude on drugs.
Those bikes in good condition can't be found under 6k anywhere in the US.
Drz400sm is the true working class supermoto. Taking a ktm690 down and up stairs isn't as fun.
Pay 2x the price on a bike your going to drop isn't fun.
If your not dropping your super moto going off road, trying new things, driving on road, to the Beach, in mud, then you have the wrong bike.
Using a supermoto to just be on road is like using a Swiss army knife just for the tooth pick part.
Yeah 3K for the drz doesn't exist right now I tried lol
It's also ridiculous that he complains about harley riders saying "get a real bike" while essentially doing the same thing simping for overpriced euro bikes
@@joshabreu1156 that's why i don't agree with everything on this channel.
Simping over over priced euro bikes is so lame...
Paying 2x the money to have the same fun on a less comfortable ride is the most poser thing ever, just to say ur on a euro bike and it's specs.
You could pike up a drz400sm in good condition around 6k and 1k in mods.
After taxes, fees, registration you would be at about 7.5k
That's a pretty penny of money but it's a good toy to use in mud, drop, lend to good friends, learn on, travel with.
Vs paying 2x the price at 14k never using it to it's full potential, not wanting to really use it because your still paying for it... idk it just doesn't make sense for most situations.
Unless your going to the track alot... but let's be honest maybe just 1% of people do
@@oscarbear7498 don't get me wrong, I'm not anti euro bike and I like some of them. But to shit on a cheaper bike because it doesn't have the same tech is ridiculous. Yeah it's way less money, you get less features. But it'll last longer and get you to the same places. Not everyone can throw down upwards of 10k for a bike. Some want to be able to buy a house instead of live in a crappy apartment and own fancier bikes
@@oscarbear7498 I'm very happy with my DR650. I was able to buy it used just before prices shot up. I'd rather own this bike that I paid cash for than finance a fancier bike tbh
Roast the Royal Enfield Meteor 350 all you want, but those of us who own one know what a GEM it is! We know how much value it offers. And, we don't have to show off our manhood, because we're secure in ourselves. If I couldn't get the Fireball Yellow, I'd own the Stellar Blue one you featured... :)
I owned the INT 650 for a while (obviously not the meteor) and I can vouch for Royal Enfield being stupidly reliable (apart from the electronics). I live up north, and mine would always start, even in below freezing temps. They just work.
Tell me you're scared to drive over 55 without telling me you're scared to drive over 55.
@@FirinMahLazer1 Tell me you are a homossexual, without telling me you are a homossexual.
Dude I own to fireball red but u gotta admit it is slow as fuck a 150cc can beat it in top speed 🫤
@@arsh.t9476 it's not really a bike fr American roads where there's higher speeds and better roads
More bloopers for future videos please
Yammie: “Everything’s accepted”
Royal enfield 350:
Lol
I ride a ADV and a Sportster and I love all your videos
If you get the Rokform mount make sure to get the anti-vibration pad or it will for sure mess up your phone like it did mine.
I have a suzuki bandit 1200s 2001.......oldie but still goes 2/ 1/2 x the speed limit....comfy and fast and a good tourer....
8:48 damn I thought I got away with not getting roasted 😂😂
Got me dead-on for the 401 😂
I have a 1200 sportster chopper I absolutely love that thing my favorite bike I've owned. Also can confirm as a former Annual pass holder at Disneyland they cats are 100% real and can commonly be seen by Indiana Jones Adventures: Temple of The Forbidden Eye.
Love these roats 🤣
You’re like the David spade of Motorcycle columnists. But funnier and you actually do provide a beneficial opinion. Good work!
The ending where he kept laughing made me lmao 😂 it is a good line 😂✋
Hey papa yams, I ride an 81 honda cm400 that I’ve been slowly turning into a cafe racer. I think you for got to roast the cafe guys also 😂
i feel good. I guess i got the right bike. the FZ/MT 09 was talked about in a good way
The Energica “no I’m not talking about it”. 😂
Damn this video went hard af
Where the groms? Sportster s had me dying 🤣
Noooooo they got the VFR 800😭 (this is by far the funniest vid I’ve seen pls do more)
He’s right about the Rs 660 damit . Every time someone says something to me at a gas station or bike meet , it’s about reliability. I’ve had zero issues for real . My Ktm on the other hand was only ready to race to the dealer !
I just traded in my 2021 Africa Twin Adventure on a Taureg660. You’d think I just did the stupidest thing possible in the motorcycle world if you ask other riders. I have a 1000 mile trip this weekend and zero worries.
@@zyonsdream Someone is going to write how we are both wrong and Aprilias are crap now lol nice bike by the way I’m thinking about adding one to my garage.
Well damn, just got myself a cbr650r and yam pretty much summed up why i got it and my first time riding it.
"You bore Accountants"😂😂😂
Love it love it!!! Roasting!! I still love my Versys 650. 😛
It was the best line🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hilarious all the way you me laughing all day Yammie Noob is the dude 🦾👍🔥💥🤟🙏💯😎
Interceptor: What happens when you grew up hearing Harbor Freight was just as good as Home Depot" hahaha
I first wanted the Z900 for my A2 License but now I got a MT-09. I’m finally different
Hahahaha!! Well played Yammi, nicely done.
I died on the drz sm. I bought it for my first bike. I love that damn thing. You nailed everything on my bike except the stickered acerbis plastics and choke issues. Too funny man. Next step is an Mt-09.