Idiots On Bikes | Hilarious Cyclist Fails Compilation

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  • @CODYORMOE
    @CODYORMOE 3 года назад +18500

    The “I’m not dead” guy was WOW. Slid under a whole semi and lived to tell the tale. Hope he played the lottery after that.

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful 3 года назад +435

      But you must agreed it was cool:)

    • @macoshist5042
      @macoshist5042 3 года назад +542

      Man I don't know about you, but I think he's not dead

    • @soupbone10olgathecat45
      @soupbone10olgathecat45 3 года назад +61

      That idiot should not be on a bike! I no he'll never go fast again 🤣!!

    • @bigsteve6729
      @bigsteve6729 3 года назад +415

      I had to rewind that one a couple of times. Absolutely insane

    • @BosoxPatsfan603
      @BosoxPatsfan603 3 года назад +207

      That was insane he could have been crushed

  • @six
    @six 3 года назад +7787

    That guy at 0:59 used up all of his luck for the rest of his life, that was brutal

    • @OgSleep
      @OgSleep 3 года назад +283

      I don't kno how he got out of that

    • @diegofigueroa1846
      @diegofigueroa1846 3 года назад +377

      Wtf! He was across the truck?

    • @cradlepen5621
      @cradlepen5621 3 года назад +87

      Its okay guy he's an actor. Look up Daring Dumpy Poop Man. Honestly though that was like an action shot

    • @pug8550
      @pug8550 3 года назад +103

      Too much fast and furious

    • @grumpyone5963
      @grumpyone5963 3 года назад +30

      His own worst enemy. Where does he think the driver is looking and sitting, and therefore his view of you approaching from there. When he gets a new bike I bet he rides behind one reversing.🙈

  • @ex35240sx
    @ex35240sx 3 года назад +902

    That dude went under the semi truck trailer. Talk about some fast and furious luck

    • @CarrieMHB222
      @CarrieMHB222 3 года назад +41

      “I’m not dead! I’m not dead!”

    • @empire-classfirenationbatt2691
      @empire-classfirenationbatt2691 3 года назад +15

      Dude almost became a pancake. Insane stuff.

    • @Tesoro1996
      @Tesoro1996 3 года назад +21

      Unluckiest and luckiest day of his life for sure.

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful 3 года назад +5

      Its only scratch!

    • @Antsmith21
      @Antsmith21 3 года назад +8

      @@Tesoro1996 He needs to go buy a lottrty ticket.

  • @Sneaky_Assassinooo
    @Sneaky_Assassinooo 8 месяцев назад +17

    2:13 they were going to kiss eachother 😂😂💀

  • @fratercontenduntocculta8161
    @fratercontenduntocculta8161 3 года назад +2250

    The motorcycle guy unintentionally performed an action movie stunt and nailed it without serious injury. That was the most impressive win I've seen so far.

    • @XxRatGodxX
      @XxRatGodxX 3 года назад +25

      That was sick to say the least

    • @res6148
      @res6148 3 года назад +18

      I think his back flesh was ripped tho

    • @XxRatGodxX
      @XxRatGodxX 3 года назад +43

      @@res6148 yeah although it's seems he did not break anything and if he was wearing the proper gear he walked away without a scratch

    • @KentRoads
      @KentRoads 3 года назад +5

      Impressive fail* :)

    • @JailoloMusik19
      @JailoloMusik19 3 года назад +1

      @@res6148 h

  • @friendfromindia7202
    @friendfromindia7202 3 года назад +6395

    Man, some of these were way more dangerous than just fails

  • @pacinghearts
    @pacinghearts 3 года назад +781

    That was epic when that guy said “I’m not dead!” Who literally slid under a truck.

    • @TheRandompaint
      @TheRandompaint 2 года назад +23

      That's pure trauma right there

    • @imaguyandabeautifulbutterfly
      @imaguyandabeautifulbutterfly 2 года назад +12

      @@TheRandompaint honestly after the massive fucking adrenaline rush id be in shock, then I'd look back and feel lucky as hell

    • @stanstuben2961
      @stanstuben2961 2 года назад +2

      so now he's thinking he's so lucky and will probably try it again! Hopefully the next truck will win!!!!

    • @FearFrontierOFFICIAL
      @FearFrontierOFFICIAL 2 года назад +11

      @@stanstuben2961 He didn't do it on purpose, dude, he clearly lost control of the bike and fell.

    • @skylined5534
      @skylined5534 2 года назад +1

      I had to rewind that a few times just to make sure I'd seen it right!

  • @darladavid9851
    @darladavid9851 Год назад +43

    This video is a great reminder that even in the darkest of times, there is always something to be grateful for in fails of the week.

  • @WheelassassinGuides
    @WheelassassinGuides 3 года назад +335

    1:12 “It’s okay I’m not dead” what a legend. That was close

    • @l4StarPS3l
      @l4StarPS3l 3 года назад +7

      I hope he has a good washing machine at home. His pants are probably loaded with shit.

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 2 года назад +8

      0:59 in slow motion, you really get to see why he should be.

    • @b1zzarecont4ct
      @b1zzarecont4ct 2 года назад +2

      “wHaT a LeGeNd”

    • @WheelassassinGuides
      @WheelassassinGuides 2 года назад +1

      What’s the problem bro?

  • @reeltimegamer7708
    @reeltimegamer7708 3 года назад +2284

    I'd say about 75% of these clips are bicyclists that feel entitled to blow through traffic and ignore basic rules of the road. They assume they'll be protected by the same astuteness a driver gives to a person walking through a crosswalk. Nothing against bikes, just idiots.

    • @Axel-xt3cx
      @Axel-xt3cx 3 года назад +38

      byciceling in the us is anyway suecide

    • @SweetTooth10
      @SweetTooth10 3 года назад +37

      @@Axel-xt3cx Yup! 🤣😂 I literally feel like I’m the only person with common sense, I’ve been driving for 23 years and never caused an accident. I can write a book on the stupid 💩 I’ve seen people do on bikes, in cars, on scooters 🛴 Rollerblades, skateboards 🛹 heelies, 😂 and even skiing in SAn Francisco down a steep hill. I’ve seen it all, but just when I thought I have, someone goes and out stupify the last idiot on a moped 🤣

    • @carlsmith5678
      @carlsmith5678 3 года назад +101

      I hate cyclists for this reason. They'll drive in the road and not follow a single traffic law.

    • @TheRedrider05
      @TheRedrider05 3 года назад +68

      @@carlsmith5678 and simultaneously yell at you saying they have just as much right to the road as a car 🙄

    • @cliveramsbotty6077
      @cliveramsbotty6077 3 года назад +38

      @@carlsmith5678 i have as much right to use the road as you do and i follow every traffic law. unlike the driver of the truck that knocked me off, drove over my bike and fled the scene.

  • @clifton4566
    @clifton4566 2 года назад +986

    1:01 Might be the luckiest dude alive. He just crashed a bike at like 60mph, slid directly under an 18 wheeler, and just walked away with some light road rash... Just wow.

    • @allroundlad
      @allroundlad 2 года назад +87

      He had 6 angels watching over him that day, I've seen what happens when a biker goes under one of those semis. That was a real life miracle to come out with minor scratches.

    • @adidragomir7469
      @adidragomir7469 2 года назад +23

      Not luck, just natural selection failing...

    • @Prosecute-fauci
      @Prosecute-fauci 2 года назад +50

      And don’t forget, he’s not dead

    • @beamed7770
      @beamed7770 2 года назад +37

      have you heard of Frane Selak, that dude is wild. he survived a plane crash in which 19 passengers were killed, survived a train derailing and crashing into a river, a bus he was riding that crashed into a river, his car bursting into flames twice while he was in it, struck by a bus, avoided a head on collision with a huge delivery truck by smashing into the guard rail which sent him flying out of his car as he wasn't wearing a seatbelt and he survived while his car fell 300 feet. He also lived to 90 something and won $1.1 mil in the lottery

    • @CF333.
      @CF333. 2 года назад +29

      @@adidragomir7469 how, those are called speed wobbles and are 100% not the riders fault

  • @bomgoogleads
    @bomgoogleads Год назад +11

    It’s a skill to make people laugh, but it’s a talent to make them laugh at life’s oops moments. You’re truly talented!

  • @andrew9409
    @andrew9409 3 года назад +307

    “Miracles don’t happen.”
    Guy who slides under truck: “…um, well, here’s the thing…”

  • @vikinginger1889
    @vikinginger1889 3 года назад +758

    The most terrifying fail army of all time.

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful 3 года назад +10

      And most fun too:)

    • @jix177
      @jix177 3 года назад +3

      Yep some pretty distressing scenes this time.

    • @RainyDays2790
      @RainyDays2790 3 года назад

      their late halloween fails

    • @shadowthrone9999
      @shadowthrone9999 3 года назад +2

      I rewinded so many times ….

    • @mscir
      @mscir 3 года назад +3

      It's amazing that the bicyclists weren't hurt far worse. There's a 4 lane street running through town that is like a highway, multiple bicyclists have been killed by being hit by semi's. So the guy in this video whose bike was smashed by the semi is very, very lucky. He could easily have been dead, or possibly worse - badly crippled for the rest of his non-bicycle-capable life.

  • @Gibs_1984
    @Gibs_1984 3 года назад +1170

    Why anyone would risk their life riding a bicycle on the highway is just amazing

    • @christianheidt5733
      @christianheidt5733 3 года назад +26

      Because, sometimes there's no other way

    • @Gibs_1984
      @Gibs_1984 3 года назад +183

      @@christianheidt5733 There is always a better way ,,, and purposely putting your life in danger is just stupid,

    • @christianheidt5733
      @christianheidt5733 3 года назад +19

      @@Gibs_1984 no, there is not, but do it safely obviously!

    • @JoshScottttt
      @JoshScottttt 3 года назад +29

      It's completely legal but they have the same rights as cars and must act as one

    • @bobbobby1846
      @bobbobby1846 3 года назад +5

      i know with those gas powered motor. (motor cycle)

  • @Auspices1349
    @Auspices1349 9 месяцев назад +17

    0:14 Love this. People will often stare at me sideways for no reason while doing stuff, even while riding a bike or running. Always remember to look where you're going!

  • @lucyaster5398
    @lucyaster5398 3 года назад +1088

    i know that i shouldn't be laughing at 8:45 because the guy just stole a bike but the fact that he steals a bike and then proceeds to run on foot away for several blocks before realizing he could just ride on the bike to get away faster kills me every time.

    • @Fred_the_1996
      @Fred_the_1996 3 года назад +9

      Lmfao

    • @donovanwilliams29
      @donovanwilliams29 3 года назад +31

      I'm 1 of those people who be reading the comments while watching the video and when I'm watching it live while reading your comment i started laughing my fkn ass off and didn't stop until tears obscured my vision totally. Like why is dumbass running for. I thought he was heading for some type of downhill block then jump on till I seen he jumps on to only ride in traffic jam . So I'm thinking here it comes he gonna run all that way jump on and end up getting hit in traffic by a car. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @T.M....
      @T.M.... 3 года назад +47

      Dude had speed and didn't need to peddle🤣

    • @mattforster7509
      @mattforster7509 3 года назад +7

      Reminds of me of the KSI skit 😂😂

    • @willi6880
      @willi6880 3 года назад +10

      Idk what it is but seeing a grown man get chased by another grown man on a straight a way run is hilarious to me. Especially since is being yelled, just a sprint to try and catch him lmfao.

  • @chiropracticassistant8592
    @chiropracticassistant8592 3 года назад +429

    "Can you save my bike?"
    - Every cyclist ever.

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful 3 года назад +16

      Realise its dirt bike:):):)

    • @haydenpenner3373
      @haydenpenner3373 3 года назад +28

      That was a 5000 dollar plus dirtbike

    • @justinabraham7291
      @justinabraham7291 3 года назад +8

      It's not a bicycle. It's a dirtbike.

    • @deborahsmith6963
      @deborahsmith6963 3 года назад +12

      that's a dirtbike that costs close to ten grand. not a bicycle

    • @SweetCandyDragon
      @SweetCandyDragon 3 года назад +1

      Why is the reply’s saying, that’s not a bike, it’s a dirt bike?

  • @WideAwakeHuman
    @WideAwakeHuman 2 года назад +3957

    I'll never get why people think riding a bicycle in the middle of a highway is a good idea...

    • @centurion726
      @centurion726 2 года назад +446

      And go thru red lights like they don't have to follow the rules

    • @1971dave
      @1971dave 2 года назад +36

      I hope nobody on the push-bikes broke their necks , I'd be awfully upset,

    • @coverfrequency2305
      @coverfrequency2305 2 года назад +217

      It's people on bicycles thinking they own the road. Running red lights, signaling a turn and just sending it before looking. It's scary, my cousin's wife killed a bicyclist who ran a red light. It's beyond maddening.

    • @thekraken4886
      @thekraken4886 2 года назад +64

      @This is the Diner stop defending bicyclists

    • @Ren-bj4xm
      @Ren-bj4xm 2 года назад +26

      @This is the Diner Yeah but the one in the car is pretty sure that the metal box they driving would at least protect them but the cyclist doesn't even consider that they would be dead.

  • @julianmitchell5776
    @julianmitchell5776 6 месяцев назад +60

    “ I can’t believe this “ .. says the guy riding his dirt bike on ice ? Real genius that one

  • @alanspangler5621
    @alanspangler5621 3 года назад +931

    The guy hauling a washing machine on a motorcycle was definitely not a fail 😂😂😂

    • @skeeto9436
      @skeeto9436 3 года назад +19

      6:11 is the mark.

    • @apurugganan
      @apurugganan 3 года назад +28

      How many think he came back to haul the dryer

    • @srcastic8764
      @srcastic8764 3 года назад +21

      I want to know how he loaded it!

    • @NoBrandedPlayer
      @NoBrandedPlayer 3 года назад +4

      @@srcastic8764 i fink is name is fill, is italian

    • @srcastic8764
      @srcastic8764 3 года назад +1

      @@NoBrandedPlayer ???

  • @dennydude
    @dennydude 3 года назад +1735

    I felt bad for everyone that had an accident, but laughed so hard at the people who were just being jerks.

    • @andrewjoyner4133
      @andrewjoyner4133 3 года назад +48

      To be fair the trucker at 50 sec in was a bit of a jerk to say the least.

    • @mrpuuuulp
      @mrpuuuulp 3 года назад +8

      @@andrewjoyner4133 yeah truckiie couldn’t of been a mongrol and let him pass

    • @Deeuuu193
      @Deeuuu193 2 года назад +14

      A few years ago I had a bicycle accident and now when I see someone on a bicycle or someone falls in these videos although idiotic jerks do not make me laugh, it makes me remember how my wounds burned and I could not even sleep besides that out of nowhere it began to make a terrible strange smell and a strange liquid came out of them

    • @andrewjoyner4133
      @andrewjoyner4133 2 года назад +1

      @liam Anderson think it is called entitlement....'oh I can ride my bike anywhere I like and F everyone else'

    • @ericpl7227
      @ericpl7227 2 года назад +8

      @@andrewjoyner4133 nope! Biker was on the wrong side of the road! Trucker wouldn't have even been looking right to pull out!

  • @PharaohChin
    @PharaohChin 3 года назад +180

    These people better be counting their blessings. So many near deaths. And most were their own ignorance and lack of awareness.

    • @Jaxsonnegah
      @Jaxsonnegah Год назад

      it’s all the drivers faults

  • @homecoming_maniac
    @homecoming_maniac 4 месяца назад +1

    4:00 the way he said “jEsUs ChRiST!!” Got me 💀

  • @smicksmookety
    @smicksmookety 3 года назад +522

    If that guy got the dryer home it's not a fail, it's just awesome.

  • @kerramist2698
    @kerramist2698 2 года назад +102

    2:13 the way they jut bounce off eachother got me dying 😂

  • @davesnothereman7250
    @davesnothereman7250 3 года назад +269

    Motorcyclists: gotta watch out...the whole world is trying to kill me.
    Bicyclists: the whole world better watch out for my stupid, oblivious ass.

    • @wadeoden8464
      @wadeoden8464 3 года назад +9

      except for the motorcyclist who blew through the roundabout...

    • @meata.
      @meata. 3 года назад +10

      bruh most of these arent even the cyclists fault.

    • @tomasnokechtesledger1786
      @tomasnokechtesledger1786 3 года назад +5

      They have preference of way. You're always wrong when you hit them. Remember that, because its the Law!

    • @walleclyde8759
      @walleclyde8759 3 года назад +15

      Not every fucking cyclist is a "stupid, oblivious ass." Think of it this way, your safe ass is in a 1.5 metric ton car protected by a fuck-ton of metal and plastic while a cyclist has just their fucking bones to save them. Most of us are trying to ride safely so we don't fucking die. And its these precious car drivers who get annoyed that we're not going the fucking speed limit, so they try to run us off the goddamn road. I'm sorry I cause you a slight inconvienence because I'm trying to save the fucking world we live on.

    • @adamms96
      @adamms96 3 года назад +7

      @@meata. you're trolling right?

  • @whitneywings3237
    @whitneywings3237 2 месяца назад

    Great channel. No unnecessary commentary or music. Watching folks play stupid games is a good way to forget other problems.

  • @edvin97ful
    @edvin97ful 3 года назад +564

    *Guy gets run over by train and struck by lightning*
    Failarmy: person was unharmed

    • @failarmy
      @failarmy  3 года назад +160

      I know it's a running joke. But when we say that, they really were unharmed.
      We don't use videos where people are seriously injured or killed.

    • @dard4642
      @dard4642 3 года назад +10

      I think the asterisks mean "cyclist was 'unharmed' -- nudge, nudge."

    • @benclimenhaga2136
      @benclimenhaga2136 3 года назад +23

      @@failarmy but why not? I dont mind a human limb or two flying around.

    • @davidmmuench
      @davidmmuench 3 года назад +5

      A nod to @lucaas I'm sure.

    • @RuiPFerreira
      @RuiPFerreira 3 года назад +13

      @@benclimenhaga2136 some people do and I dont blame them

  • @marcalvarez4890
    @marcalvarez4890 3 года назад +2035

    As a cyclist i have to say nearly every person here was at fault.
    Mind boggling stupidity on display.
    Half these people shouldn't be on bikes.

    • @shmerox7683
      @shmerox7683 3 года назад +49

      Like. They wanna drive to the left and dont raise their arm. They are surprised a car didnt know they wanted to go to the left? Just dumb.

    • @michieldeblock8231
      @michieldeblock8231 3 года назад +16

      I would advice you to be safe, at fault or not it can go bad real quick. When I was in the hospital 1 in 4 serious back injuries was either motercycle or bike.

    • @likeaglovelikeaglove8633
      @likeaglovelikeaglove8633 3 года назад +96

      There seems to be a severe lack of self-accountability with a lot of cyclists. No point being right, and dead.

    • @trevonstewart3636
      @trevonstewart3636 3 года назад +26

      4:52 oh yeah?

    • @ianoliver3879
      @ianoliver3879 3 года назад +16

      @@michieldeblock8231 I've never seen a bike with a back injury.

  • @HPL-FunnyHilariousPeople
    @HPL-FunnyHilariousPeople Месяц назад

    Watching this is so relaxing after a day of work.🤣

  • @BurgerJoint.
    @BurgerJoint. 2 года назад +604

    “It’s ok I’m not dead.” Must’ve been a moment he’ll never forget.

    • @jeremiahhester6408
      @jeremiahhester6408 2 года назад +17

      I mean dude did a clean slid underneath a truck.

    • @hajiasgharali3554
      @hajiasgharali3554 2 года назад +1

      Uqrin rosia denkyv

    • @sekhoundiaye8428
      @sekhoundiaye8428 2 года назад +2

      Je pense qu'il est plus jamais remonté sur une moto !!..😱...La chance de sa Vie !

    • @sonicmaario
      @sonicmaario 2 года назад +6

      He literally got ran over! O_O

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack 2 года назад +6

      @@sonicmaario never was run over, he slid under the truck and out the other side

  • @brianartillery
    @brianartillery 3 года назад +389

    I'm sorry, but the busted Jesus statue made me cry with laughter.

    • @noahsherwood2445
      @noahsherwood2445 3 года назад +11

      Is it a sin? feels like a sin

    • @ultronakumax
      @ultronakumax 3 года назад +10

      Isn't Jesus, is Judas Thaddeus

    • @mikek7660
      @mikek7660 3 года назад +4

      That one had me dying

    • @shishinonaito
      @shishinonaito 3 года назад +7

      @@ultronakumax same bullshit

    • @davekavanagh7599
      @davekavanagh7599 3 года назад +4

      That killed me, funniest thing I've seen in so long 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tristanlabuschagne3278
    @tristanlabuschagne3278 2 года назад +33

    9:57 low budget Jurassic world😂

  • @J_BRICKS
    @J_BRICKS Месяц назад +8

    0:14 HE BROKE THE STATUE

  • @keithramsey5637
    @keithramsey5637 3 года назад +319

    Rides motorcycle on ice…
    falls through ice.
    Says: “l can’t believe this.”
    Dude, it’s a motorcycle on ice.

    • @HenritheHorse
      @HenritheHorse 3 года назад +1

      @Zas Yeah, he just needed way more speed.

    • @arg31ify
      @arg31ify 3 года назад +3

      @Will Smith you realise there's entire motorcycle ice racing tournament's right?
      That you can buy or make snow tyres.
      Heck Marc Marquez even rode his moto gp bike up a ski slope.

    • @ChrisLee-yr7tz
      @ChrisLee-yr7tz 3 года назад +2

      @Zas why did he ride in to the hole on purpose?!?!?

    • @mathewhastings9485
      @mathewhastings9485 3 года назад +1

      Or don’t intentionally ride a bike into a hole and think you will magically bunny hop it.

    • @DerMeister821
      @DerMeister821 3 года назад +2

      @@arg31ify Was that some ice racing tournament? If so, does riding into a hole in the ice make any sense in any context?
      I'll help you out: no.

  • @vstrmrk
    @vstrmrk 3 года назад +301

    9:33 I love how he gets clobbered then just sits there and questions life

    • @bovice1766
      @bovice1766 3 года назад +79

      Oh yeah he was sort of smooth with the recovery lol. Also intentional by the cyclist he hockey checked that dude lol

    • @jessemcvicker3123
      @jessemcvicker3123 3 года назад +57

      @@bovice1766 I was looking for this comment lol. You can totally see him lower the shoulder on ole boy.

    • @bovice1766
      @bovice1766 3 года назад +35

      @@jessemcvicker3123 Exactly lol something tells me he has done that before

    • @Jerubarbaruah
      @Jerubarbaruah 2 года назад +13

      I've been hit by a cyclist like that while at work. It took the wind right out of me, and I had to sit there and take a breather. Of course they peddled off like the guy here. Like most of the entitled scum that ride bikes.

    • @bovice1766
      @bovice1766 2 года назад +12

      @@Jerubarbaruah Lol damn bro, It was the same dude I think we have a cereal pedestrian hitting cyclist

  • @storytimewithunclebill1998
    @storytimewithunclebill1998 3 года назад +56

    You know youre lucky when you get up and yell "Im not dead." Was fun to watch. Great video

  • @kebo57
    @kebo57 4 месяца назад +2

    At 10:30 dude was thinking, "Phew, I'm glad that deer standing on the side of the road didn't run out in front of me"!!!!!

  • @johncollins211
    @johncollins211 Год назад +247

    I'm not dead I'm not dead. That man's entire life just changed.

    • @lilblako3487
      @lilblako3487 Год назад +2

      Hopefully he switches to dirt bikes

    • @yeoldebanjo5470
      @yeoldebanjo5470 Год назад

      @@lilblako3487 Literally the next clip is a guy wiping out on a dirt bike.

    • @clifton4566
      @clifton4566 Год назад +1

      Nah, that wears off quicker than you'd like.

    • @lilblako3487
      @lilblako3487 Год назад

      @@yeoldebanjo5470 street bikes are 10x more dangerous

    • @ItsWilliamBtw
      @ItsWilliamBtw 10 месяцев назад

      @@lilblako3487 because there 10x better for the street

  • @Diplomat999
    @Diplomat999 3 года назад +294

    9:34 he even moves his shoulder to hit him harder and just keeps going like nothing happened

    • @timmccarthy3589
      @timmccarthy3589 3 года назад +30

      I would have definitely knocked his ass off that bike.

    • @xander4322
      @xander4322 3 года назад +84

      I feel so bad for the guy to. sat there like he was already having a rough day

    • @weston9106
      @weston9106 3 года назад +27

      And the guy winds up on his ass and he just shakes his head XD poor guy

    • @NotALizardPerson81
      @NotALizardPerson81 3 года назад +8

      All I know is, I want that guy on my team.

    • @Here_is_Waldo
      @Here_is_Waldo 3 года назад +13

      @Sodham G'morris Unfortunately, it probably won't. He'll probably injure someone else again, though.

  • @captainevenslower4400
    @captainevenslower4400 3 года назад +389

    In this one we have equal amounts of incredible stupidity and luck. Sometimes within the same clip.

    • @Hydralisk777
      @Hydralisk777 3 года назад +3

      more of the stupidity. it look like most of the bikes come with no brakes

    • @bassman8144
      @bassman8144 3 года назад +7

      But mostly arrogant stupidity🤔

    • @sethc6663
      @sethc6663 3 года назад

      @@Hydralisk777 I take regular breaks on long rides

    • @OberWanKenobii
      @OberWanKenobii 3 года назад

      @@Hydralisk777 try again

    • @ostracizedttv9926
      @ostracizedttv9926 Год назад

      Nothing i hate more than cyclist on the road

  • @JohnMelland
    @JohnMelland 8 месяцев назад +2

    I was deeply emotionally unharmed and unaffected by the wookies! LMFAO👍🏼 🤣👍🏼

  • @wasix666
    @wasix666 2 года назад +100

    2:59 dude, tbh. I thought that car was trying to get Up by itself too! 😂😂😂

    • @perp9672
      @perp9672 2 года назад +3

      Gta 6 doesn’t work like that 😂

    • @miriadlamentations
      @miriadlamentations Год назад +1

      Jesus Christ is the love of your life.
      And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries, and all knowledge; and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, and have not charity, I am nothing. 1 Corinthians 13:2 ✝🌅
      Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. 1 Corinthians 13:4-7 ✝🌅

  • @mattpeterson7074
    @mattpeterson7074 2 года назад +1038

    That dude at 9:31 was just flat out mean. No remorse or nothing. Just throws the shoulder into a pedestrian and rides of like nothing happened.

    • @joesnows7322
      @joesnows7322 2 года назад

      Karma will get him... Worthless mouth breather

    • @teacopem
      @teacopem 2 года назад +128

      Yes indeed a jerk

    • @TheGrandChieftain
      @TheGrandChieftain 2 года назад +114

      He had places to go, no time for some small talk.
      Edit: Was definitely not his first time doing that.

    • @cultofpersonalit1888
      @cultofpersonalit1888 2 года назад +15

      The guy was definitely ko...
      Hope is alright tho.

    • @stevec6965
      @stevec6965 2 года назад +84

      he got him with that highschool shoulder shot into the lockers. Not an easy move to pull off on a bike tho. it was a dick move but impressive.

  • @elebeu
    @elebeu 2 года назад +516

    90% of these were riders disobeying traffic laws or the laws of physics.

    • @sterlingglover7448
      @sterlingglover7448 2 года назад +16

      might be part of why they don't have a car, at least anymore

    • @sterlinggregory3531
      @sterlinggregory3531 2 года назад +2

      @@sterlingglover7448 Another Sterling?

    • @candymcvaney8248
      @candymcvaney8248 2 года назад

      well no shit. it's called "idiots on bikes" for a reason bro.

    • @isabelquintans3345
      @isabelquintans3345 2 года назад +5

      You can't disobey the laws of physics; you can disregard them at your peril, though.

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodsaiyan
      @yourfriendlyneighborhoodsaiyan 2 года назад +3

      @@sterlingglover7448 not really that I have seen pretty horrible car drivers being bad at driving has nothing to do with it

  • @TortugaLuv
    @TortugaLuv 3 года назад +226

    Biker: "I'm not dead! I'm not dead!"
    Truck driver: *Gets Rifle*
    There is that better?

    • @watermelaninmagik6877
      @watermelaninmagik6877 3 года назад +9

      Screaming "I'm not dead" was probably his mind reacting to all of the "I am so dead!" thoughts going on milliseconds before.

    • @goral705
      @goral705 3 года назад +1

      But next time you´ll probably be.

    • @SKBKER
      @SKBKER 3 года назад

      A biker is a motorist numb nuts

    • @JackisDumblol
      @JackisDumblol 3 года назад +1

      This doesn't make sense :/

    • @malloryg4251
      @malloryg4251 3 года назад +3

      This comment is disturbing......

  • @leoch5699
    @leoch5699 3 года назад +71

    i use motorcycle regularly to go anywhere and my parents who also use motorcycle taught me about the rule of size, you riding motorcyle/bycycle will always be more vulnerable than any type of transportation, so prioritized the large vehicle passing by, do not speeding, go to a edge of the road or shoudler and look around before you make a turn. It keep me safe riding for 10 years.

    • @Misfit636
      @Misfit636 3 года назад +1

      We don’t need your origin story

    • @random_degen9129
      @random_degen9129 3 года назад +22

      @@Misfit636 it is his comment so he can write anything he want

    • @davidhoffman6980
      @davidhoffman6980 3 года назад +19

      @@Misfit636 we didn't need your input on his origin story.

    • @gordongonegolfing7129
      @gordongonegolfing7129 3 года назад +5

      @@random_degen9129 your dead right, that guy is clearly a complete knob.

    • @tyroniousyrownshoolacez2347
      @tyroniousyrownshoolacez2347 3 года назад +2

      Bless you Captain Basement Couch. So insightful. 👉🤙

  • @michaelanderson9914
    @michaelanderson9914 2 года назад +61

    "Can you save my bike?" That is a sign of true love

  • @lawdeedaw0803
    @lawdeedaw0803 2 года назад +267

    The pedestrian at 9:33 is the most chill dude ever.

    • @antarcticpenguin1151
      @antarcticpenguin1151 2 года назад +29

      casually sits on the road after a minor accident

    • @AshenSamarakoon
      @AshenSamarakoon 2 года назад +131

      And the cyclist is one of the worst dudes

    • @andrewcheng2852
      @andrewcheng2852 2 года назад

      Probably concussed

    • @rollsmerlin1659
      @rollsmerlin1659 2 года назад +2

      man bun = fruit loop !

    • @aa-ox3qy
      @aa-ox3qy 2 года назад +5

      That was a K.O., shoulder to head with speed, game misconduct + 3 games min.

  • @4FYTfa8EjYHNXjChe8xs7xmC5pNEtz
    @4FYTfa8EjYHNXjChe8xs7xmC5pNEtz 3 года назад +1835

    I like how so many of them are angry at the people that _they_ ran into... biker arrogance isn't just a stereotype 😂

    • @clubhouseme
      @clubhouseme 3 года назад +206

      warms my heart when they go down

    • @StardustLegacyFighter
      @StardustLegacyFighter 3 года назад +137

      @@clubhouseme Same here, fuck them.

    • @secondchance6603
      @secondchance6603 3 года назад +71

      @@StardustLegacyFighter Fuck 'em to the moon!

    • @dsm091
      @dsm091 3 года назад +43

      What are thinking riding next to semis like that? Htf could he even see them.

    • @michaelrobert6386
      @michaelrobert6386 3 года назад +36

      FOR REAL! There are so many bizarre compilations on RUclips named things like “when bikers fight back!” Or “bikers are hero’s” Who the hell looks up to these mostly reckless a?&holes. Every one I have met as been rude, arrogant, or clinging to fragile masculinity. I worked at a Uhaul and every biker who came in was some load mouth d$&@.

  • @thebalderthor4884
    @thebalderthor4884 3 года назад +124

    “I’ma go ride my bike on the highway. What could go wrong?”

    • @lonli786
      @lonli786 3 года назад +13

      I just looked it up bc I wasn't sure BUT it is illegal in Germany to ride a bike on the highway and some other streets bc of the traffic/speed

    • @kittywithagun7742
      @kittywithagun7742 3 года назад +6

      Truly idiotic

    • @wulf9474
      @wulf9474 3 года назад +4

      @@lonli786 In the U.S. there's signs on highways (at least where I live) "Motor vehicles only"

    • @Phlappulf
      @Phlappulf 3 года назад

      Doesnt mean the truck driver can violate traffic rules and almost kill a dude.

    • @kaspervestergaard2383
      @kaspervestergaard2383 6 месяцев назад

      @@Phlappulf Probably didn't do it on purpose genius.

  • @UIB-IdiotsAtWorkUs
    @UIB-IdiotsAtWorkUs 4 месяца назад +2

    Wow, the ‘I’m not dead’ guy was incredible! He slid under a semi and survived-he should definitely buy a lottery ticket after that!

  • @richardc8029
    @richardc8029 3 года назад +980

    I've been a competition level cyclist for more than 50 years. In almost every clip, the cyclist was at fault for not following the rules of the role, or for using extremely poor judgement in trying something he should have known had serious risk.

    • @tesmith47
      @tesmith47 3 года назад +20

      Some were lack of skill /knowledge others were bad judgmg

    • @tesmith47
      @tesmith47 3 года назад +19

      @Damien Vryce in my experience, car drivers don't really know how to drive efficient. The A holes fly by on the street and I pass them at every stop with my AVERAGE SPEED of 15 mph while they are stopped in a line. The drivers never think about all the gas and parking spaces and potholes we bikers save them

    • @ishio95
      @ishio95 3 года назад +5

      I'd say the one at 5:52 isn't at fault, the pedestrians crossing the road not looking left and right is the dumbass

    • @craigelz18
      @craigelz18 3 года назад +10

      @@tesmith47 Ya maybe in the city, but most bikers out in the country do it as a hobby. 90% of them are assholes.

    • @sjv6598
      @sjv6598 3 года назад +18

      Only 50 years? I’ve got 52 years experience as a competition cyclist so that makes my opinion more valid.

  • @Blasted2Oblivion
    @Blasted2Oblivion 2 года назад +197

    Pretty sure that "I'm not dead" was reassuring himself. That whole think looked real scary.

    • @Ulvetann
      @Ulvetann 2 года назад +4

      20 seconds later, his inner bleedings was saying; "-Hold my bloodpressure".
      Funny with people on an adrenaline rush suddenly start saying; "I am dying, I am dying!" Mere moments later.

    • @fishmanfairclough7530
      @fishmanfairclough7530 2 года назад +3

      @@Ulvetann Yeah that is it isn't it seen enough Dan the fireman to know that he needed emergency treatment immediately after that otherwise that celebration might be short lived :/

    • @mistybarelyanartist6118
      @mistybarelyanartist6118 2 года назад +6

      Actually he was riding with his friend that day and their helmets were connected, his friend saw him go under the truck and didn’t see him come out. He was freaking out so the guy was telling him that he was ok

    • @kenwittlief255
      @kenwittlief255 2 года назад

      if he was dead he would still be a ghost running around saying "IM NOT DEAD... IM NOT DEAD..."

    • @OmarGarcia-bi7jq
      @OmarGarcia-bi7jq 2 года назад

      Yeah thank god he is alive he probably never ride a bike before

  • @cp4512
    @cp4512 3 года назад +59

    0:15 I watched this 10 times and laughed out loud every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @autocyclepc2001
      @autocyclepc2001 3 года назад +2

      Same. Lmao

    • @alfonz7863
      @alfonz7863 3 года назад +1

      I think he yelled Jesus!

    • @qg786
      @qg786 3 года назад

      Jesus didn't have his back that day. 😏

    • @joshuaclemente2221
      @joshuaclemente2221 2 года назад

      0:16 Oh no Dude The god getting mad at you😨😨😨

  • @jacktorrance2633
    @jacktorrance2633 6 месяцев назад +33

    1:39-On the highway? I just can't!

    • @vox188
      @vox188 5 месяцев назад +1

      in Russia, on some routes you can

    • @Bookerio
      @Bookerio 5 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@vox188 just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

    • @vox188
      @vox188 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@Bookerio Well, maybe there was no other way

    • @ButteredToast32
      @ButteredToast32 4 месяца назад +3

      Not too long ago I was stuck behind a tractor on the highway. Yes, a TRACTOR. Speed limit was 70mph and this idiot could only go maybe 20 in that thing.

  • @JonNel625
    @JonNel625 3 года назад +32

    9:50
    Didnt know Failarmy has the raw footage to Jurassic World with the raptors chasing the atv

  • @antonlvdm
    @antonlvdm 3 года назад +142

    As someone who used to be a professional cyclist, I never understood why cyclists got so much hate. Now I get it... Some of these people have a real death wish!!

    • @PrivatePeterson
      @PrivatePeterson 3 года назад +19

      It’s the riding in the middle of the road going 5-10 mph under the speed limit for me.

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 3 года назад +19

      Yeah acting like you(they) own the road is what pisses everyone off.

    • @mscir
      @mscir 3 года назад +10

      I've ridden bicycles for decades and I've been embarrassed and angered by what I see other bicyclists doing, I've even hollered at them and gotten into arguments with them, when they act stupidly it gives car drivers a bad attitude, i like seeing them fuc* up and fall or get fat tickets when they deserve it. But to be fair plenty of car drivers are oblivious to what's going on around them and drive like they're entitled too, especially women on cell phones, it's ridiculous, and on a bicycle where you're high enough to see down into the cab you can see a phone held near the bottom of the steering wheel, where cops often can't see them. Drivers texting while their one ton + death machine is moving is just ridiculous. So there's plenty of blame to go around on both sides. But dumb a** bicyclists running off the road, into sign posts, etc. good.

    • @grahvis
      @grahvis 3 года назад +4

      @@mscir .
      It is simply a case of a bad road user is bad no matter what they use the roads with.
      As for phone users, check out CyclingMikey in London, he videos them and sends the videos to the police who prosecute. Each one is a fine and 6 points on their licence.

    • @johncoops6897
      @johncoops6897 3 года назад +2

      @@grahvis - They should get an award - it's quite difficult to ride a bike while using a phone.

  • @PierangeloCastilloMora
    @PierangeloCastilloMora Год назад

    8:41 When you steal a bike but don't know how to ride it 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mauricesanchez6804
    @mauricesanchez6804 2 года назад +316

    8:24 cyclists fault 100% Didn't look back, no hand signals, nothing.

    • @billallen1889
      @billallen1889 2 года назад +52

      Agree. And the driver’s passengers were jerks, blaming him when they didn’t even see what happened. Dumb cyclist.

    • @jamiew1664
      @jamiew1664 2 года назад +4

      i know, what a tool!!!

    • @自重トレ兄弟
      @自重トレ兄弟 2 года назад +21

      Immediately the guy’s wife blames him too 😣

    • @gunterdapenguin5896
      @gunterdapenguin5896 2 года назад +30

      @@billallen1889 they were just shocked, I bet when they got home they apologized and acknowledged that it wasn't his fault.
      People tend to say shit in the moment

    • @ryand34561
      @ryand34561 2 года назад +32

      This is why you need a dash cam. Without it, that cyclist could have said he signaled and the driver failed to yield.

  • @pancakes5915
    @pancakes5915 3 года назад +23

    3:00 "Ohhhh, you were trying to flip that car over? I thought is was flipping itself" 😂

    • @Smickster01
      @Smickster01 3 года назад

      bahaha yeah,,,,clearly the car was starting to move/rock and yet he still decided to "try" and ride his bike exactly where the car should have fallen back on its wheels. I saw the wire in the video and really hoped the rider saw it and ducked underneath it only to have the car fall on him.....im seriously giggling at that which did not happen. Bahaha

  • @FFTV-IdiotsAtWork
    @FFTV-IdiotsAtWork 10 месяцев назад

    Great video bro. His videos are always entertaining. Admired

  • @MrMeatman77
    @MrMeatman77 3 года назад +73

    The guy with the Jesus statue strapped to his back made me almost pass out from laughing so hard. I kept going back to watch it.

    • @Karl_Drogo55
      @Karl_Drogo55 3 года назад +3

      LMAO yes...nothing topped that for me right off the bat

    • @taylormacri2303
      @taylormacri2303 3 года назад +1

      So many questions and so many jokes to made

    • @sentryogmixmaster
      @sentryogmixmaster 3 года назад +8

      Jesus does not always save...

    • @AlexisKusanagy
      @AlexisKusanagy 3 года назад +1

      No es Jesús es Judas

    • @gbae636
      @gbae636 3 года назад

      Same here i can't stop laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @RozuriVT
    @RozuriVT 3 года назад +101

    9:34 can we talk about that cyclist just ramming intentionally that guy?!

    • @rudeboysosh
      @rudeboysosh 3 года назад +19

      That pedestrian is straight up not having a good day

    • @wail1287
      @wail1287 3 года назад +23

      i would beat the shit out of the cyclist

    • @Ifoughtpiranhas
      @Ifoughtpiranhas 3 года назад +39

      Depending on the jurisdiction, the cyclist could be charged with hit & run. And if injuries were involved, it could be a felony.

    • @davidschofl3908
      @davidschofl3908 3 года назад +14

      @@Ifoughtpiranhas he earned some good amount of bad karma with this act

    • @Dutch3DMaster
      @Dutch3DMaster 3 года назад +4

      Like, It's the result of being Dutch and cycling is not the subculture it tends to be in many other countries, but I never cease to be amazed by the utter lack of anticipatory behaviour of cyclists: They could've seen a car slowing down, they would see a traffic light and no moving traffic from other directions so they could have acted on all this visual information but nope, full speed ahead, even while having their view partially blocked by the box or whatever it is in that clip...

  • @eye8549
    @eye8549 3 года назад +95

    "It's okay I'm not dead. I'm not Dead."
    That's the adrenaline talking. When that goes you'll wish you were.

    • @watermelaninmagik6877
      @watermelaninmagik6877 3 года назад +11

      So true! Adrenaline is better than any pain killer and can get you through the moment but when it wears off..... get your biting stick ready

    • @onetwo5511
      @onetwo5511 3 года назад +3

      He was talking to his friend who watched the thing happened he was screaming in his helmet to helmet com

    • @johnjacob688
      @johnjacob688 2 года назад +4

      He got off with scrapes and bruises. Even after the pain kicks in, that's a much better fate than death.

    • @rossbrumby1957
      @rossbrumby1957 2 года назад

      Reminded me of the accident prone neighbour kid in Freddy got fingered- walked into spinning plane propeller- "I'm ok!, I'm ok!"

  • @angrychihuahua7923
    @angrychihuahua7923 2 года назад +69

    3:26 classic motorcyclist responce. "can you save my bike?" A biker will wake up in the hospital and still ask "is my bike OK?" lol

    • @Emper0rH0rde
      @Emper0rH0rde 2 года назад +4

      I wonder if they managed to save his bike.

    • @him3647
      @him3647 2 года назад +1

      i mean, if it's expensive...

  • @trashservice.handle
    @trashservice.handle 3 года назад +82

    In Korea, The accident-causing biker are called "Jarani(Jajeongeo + Gorani)".
    In korean, Jajeongeo is a bicycle and Gorani is Hydropotes inermis(type of deer)
    Sometimes Gorani jumps into a car and gets hit.

    • @bigsteve6729
      @bigsteve6729 3 года назад +1

      Funny

    • @BubaOG
      @BubaOG 3 года назад

      In the UK they are Karen’s on wheels

    • @Laneous14
      @Laneous14 3 года назад

      What are the guys on the motorcycles who throw advertisement cards at you called?

    • @Jin-xv4ee
      @Jin-xv4ee 3 года назад

      이 채널에서 한국인을 보게되다니..!

  • @MaegnasMw
    @MaegnasMw 3 года назад +26

    3:36 "can you save my bike?"
    When you understand what has value and matters.

  • @madlifeus
    @madlifeus 9 месяцев назад

    Hilarious! I needed that laugh today, thank you!

  • @-Jones
    @-Jones 3 года назад +100

    These compilations are just getting better and better (no more comments about recycled videos). Keep up the good work!!

  • @sethc6663
    @sethc6663 3 года назад +22

    Two nuns go for a bicycle ride around the Vatican.
    The first nun says "I've never come this way before"
    The second nun says "Me neither, I think it must be the cobblestones" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mikeydudek2885
    @mikeydudek2885 2 года назад +219

    Dude!!! All he could think is “I’m not dead!” That was intense! He went all the way under that semi and out the other side! That’s the closest thing i can compare to a miracle.

    • @nextlevelbjj3083
      @nextlevelbjj3083 2 года назад +1

      I said “people out here living like it’s a video game now”.
      How about the one where the cyclist in white turns into the truck driving down the road with family.

    • @scottyboy6269
      @scottyboy6269 2 года назад +1

      I found it amusing hes riding a motorbike in womens leggings and shoes and that worried about dying. Totally deserved the wakeup call on wearing proper gear when on a frigging highway vs putting around doing 30KPH

    • @kevinferrier2475
      @kevinferrier2475 2 года назад +1

      What you saw was.

    • @beamed7770
      @beamed7770 2 года назад +7

      @@scottyboy6269 i don't think proper gear would save you from being run over by a semi

    • @grimraz0r
      @grimraz0r 2 года назад

      Considering the fact there was visually NO space to slide, yes it was a miracle.

  • @toddjones1480
    @toddjones1480 3 месяца назад

    5:03 The "Cyclists, stay back." sign taped to the back of the fire truck... 💀

  • @DoryNavy
    @DoryNavy 3 года назад +65

    3:33 "Can you save my bike?" I laughed because it's so accurate. 😂😂💖🏍

    • @DoryNavy
      @DoryNavy 3 года назад +1

      @seeni gzty Yeah 😳😳😂

    • @tonyeff4447
      @tonyeff4447 3 года назад +3

      @ 3:56 drives over thored ice, bike sinks in said ice "I can't believe this" is hysterically dumb 😂

    • @DoryNavy
      @DoryNavy 3 года назад +2

      @@tonyeff4447 yeah, I would never do that with my bike !! 😂

  • @2000doesitmatter
    @2000doesitmatter 3 года назад +165

    Using a bike every day, I can say nobody should ever ride a bike on the highway.
    Most of the accidents could have been avoided by paying attention to ones surrounding, or using some common sense, lol.

    • @billbinkelman1259
      @billbinkelman1259 3 года назад +27

      Agree. Who the f-ck rides a bike on a freeway? Also, where is the cyclist's attention centered in most of these. Granted, some are NOT the fault of the cyclist, but most of them could've been avoided by, I dunno, LOOKING AT WHAT"S AHEAD???

    • @SweetCandyDragon
      @SweetCandyDragon 3 года назад +15

      I agree. Bicycles don’t belong on highways or freeways. Those roads sped limit is 55-65, but people do 75

    • @jebise1126
      @jebise1126 3 года назад +5

      @@SweetCandyDragon also if there is space for 6+ lanes there should be space for cyclist path too

    • @secretsauce0014
      @secretsauce0014 3 года назад +5

      I was wondering wtf are they doing on there

    • @elropo7093
      @elropo7093 3 года назад +5

      I can't say for certain, but I'm thinking the guy was blurred out because he was high on something really good while riding his bike while naked down a busy southern CA freeway. You can't make this stuff up.

  • @Tdugg
    @Tdugg 3 года назад +29

    7:07 Games be like: "Damn, Path is blocked. Looks like I got to find another way"

  • @beavis4play
    @beavis4play 6 месяцев назад

    the person at the 7:00 minute mark does not understand how fast those alligators can move - a definite "darwin award" candidate.

  • @sidefx996
    @sidefx996 2 года назад +41

    8:28 Just want to point out these women’s contribution to society. “AHHHHHH.” “What happened?” “Did you just hit a person?” “You just ran someone over.” “Should I call 911?” 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @qqqsfdf1232
      @qqqsfdf1232 2 года назад +19

      Immediately casting blame on her husband.

    • @sidefx996
      @sidefx996 2 года назад +16

      @@qqqsfdf1232 Of course. It's a default setting.

    • @bryanbulmer6716
      @bryanbulmer6716 2 года назад +1

      @@sidefx996 LMAO 🤣

    • @dc9024
      @dc9024 2 года назад +2

      I think the one that said “Did you just hit a person?” “You just ran someone over.” was someone else, no? I don't think it was the woman

    • @Dragon-Believer
      @Dragon-Believer 2 года назад +1

      Makes me so glad I never got married.

  • @Vapersretreat
    @Vapersretreat 3 года назад +30

    7:55 the fact that you didnt step out and knock him out cold and leave him on the street shows your a better man than me

    • @donovanwilliams29
      @donovanwilliams29 3 года назад +5

      Literally seen that happen in front of me and seen the cyclist take a gunshot to the head after dude stepped out the car

  • @paprika8795
    @paprika8795 3 года назад +216

    One moment respect for those who sacrificed themselves to entertain us.

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful 3 года назад +3

      Yep someone need do that job:)

    • @vittyadex
      @vittyadex 3 года назад +1

      Maybe one time you be that one

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful 3 года назад +2

      @@vittyadex But still you must agreed ppls stupidity is sometimes fun.

    • @vittyadex
      @vittyadex 3 года назад +1

      @@joe125ful yes sir 😂

    • @dpz9872
      @dpz9872 3 года назад +2

      They didn't sacrifice anything.
      This is how stupid people live.

  • @vinnies4497
    @vinnies4497 5 месяцев назад +2

    the intro is killing me 😂

  • @TuthRuka66
    @TuthRuka66 3 года назад +283

    OMG, this is not “idiots on bikes“ this is “near death experiences.” This is some serious stuff.

  • @dalerhea2990
    @dalerhea2990 3 года назад +124

    Watching all these people crossing Streets and crossing intersection without looking around; just leaves me baffled. How the hell aren't people more aware of their surroundings? 👀

    • @Kraken9911
      @Kraken9911 3 года назад +10

      Life is easier when you just don't care. Until it isn't.

    • @mauricioraigosaclavijo8833
      @mauricioraigosaclavijo8833 3 года назад

      @@Kraken9911 or until you are not alive anymore.

    • @donovanwilliams29
      @donovanwilliams29 3 года назад +4

      Cell phone era is why

    • @jonnycarcano
      @jonnycarcano 3 года назад +1

      When I rode a bike I just treated it like a pedestrian treats a sidewalk. I just rode on the sidewalk and stopped at red lights and stuff.

    • @vanessaruiz4705
      @vanessaruiz4705 2 года назад

      even the animal at the end of the video; I am surprised it's crossing a road just like that.

  • @cragre28
    @cragre28 3 года назад +110

    2:58 forget the fact that he did not see the cable, he actually just ignored the fact that he should have gone around on the right no matter what because where the rollback was.

    • @paulne1514
      @paulne1514 3 года назад +5

      That would require common sense.

    • @jmeneely
      @jmeneely 3 года назад +5

      Haha. “I see… so I’m supposed to go UNDERNEATH the car that’s about to be flipped right side up?”

    • @mathewhastings9485
      @mathewhastings9485 3 года назад +5

      Guess he thought the car was going to turn itself over and the tow truck was just for looks. Also, he see a car being turned over and thinks I need to ride right here.

    • @pamelaspooner8335
      @pamelaspooner8335 2 года назад

      Cops should have been blocking the road from both directions.

    • @russell2952
      @russell2952 Год назад +1

      @@pamelaspooner8335 They have to assume that drivers and cyclists aren't blind. The road WAS blocked.

  • @brrrrrki-xk8pz
    @brrrrrki-xk8pz 6 месяцев назад +1

    5:03 im drivin high in the sky😂😂😂😂

  • @Iloveplayingguitar
    @Iloveplayingguitar 3 года назад +60

    0:14 OMG I can't stop laughing 😂

    • @robk481
      @robk481 2 года назад +6

      Filmed perfectly

    • @eliasnorskgamingforfaen9954
      @eliasnorskgamingforfaen9954 2 года назад +1

      I mnow haha

    • @Smugcatvr
      @Smugcatvr Год назад +2

      That was jesus on there back

    • @Ariridesbikes
      @Ariridesbikes Год назад

      ​@@SmugcatvrSt. Jude Thaddeus, the video is from Mexico, he's a very popular religious figure amongst people in difficult circumstances.

  • @arthurdingo5673
    @arthurdingo5673 2 года назад +21

    On 4:22. I heart a birds singing in his head. 😂

  • @JeremyMcCant
    @JeremyMcCant 3 года назад +31

    3:28 he was so chill about it. He's probably like, this is the 3rd time this week 🤣🤣🤣

    • @badhabit714
      @badhabit714 3 года назад +6

      'So Chill' I see what you did there.

  • @kristy-lees
    @kristy-lees 8 месяцев назад +1

    TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!! (Watched it a million times)!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @energy2374
      @energy2374 8 месяцев назад

      One of the top best comp. right there.

  • @josegrijalva6977
    @josegrijalva6977 2 года назад +87

    0:43. He needs to pay attention to the stop light. Clearly it was red,and he still took it. I don't feel terrible for the guy. Patience is key to not getting struck by a vehicle.

  • @samellajusta5722
    @samellajusta5722 3 года назад +61

    7:35 what the heck happened here? 😳 lol
    There's no need to be aggressive. You never know who you're messing up with! Even if that cyclist got a point he had no right to damage the car.

    • @elropo7093
      @elropo7093 3 года назад +3

      It looks like the car did something prior to that encounter that pissed off the cyclist. The cyclist chased them down and let them know he was unhappy. Sometimes this is the best type of lesson for morons who don't pay attention while driving 4000lb weapons around town. I've torn off windshield wiper blades before while administering a severe tongue lashing to the idiot driver. Now I prefer to pull up alongside, ask them to roll their window down then hit 'em with my 115db air horn. This is less likely to make them want to kill me lol.

    • @billyvegas111
      @billyvegas111 3 года назад +52

      @@elropo7093 and you are the shining example of why people hate cyclists.

    • @jimmyp7928
      @jimmyp7928 3 года назад +24

      @@billyvegas111 I agree, what an asshole they are!

    • @billyvegas111
      @billyvegas111 3 года назад +21

      @@jimmyp7928 I about hit one the other morning. 5am heavy fog wearing all black aside from his helmet, no lights. runs a stop light and i came really close to hitting the prick. He follows me to the gas station i pulled into to yell at me about my driving while waving a bike lock at me. Hes lucky he didnt get hit or shot.

    • @samellajusta5722
      @samellajusta5722 3 года назад +14

      @@elropo7093 maybe, but you have to agree that some cyclists are nonsense and ride in the middle of the traffic! I once almost hit one because he wasn't riding on the bike lane. The car behind mine almost crashed because the cyclist saw my car but came into the road anyways and I had to step on the breaks in intention not to hit him. I was literally shaking and yelled at him saying "there's a bike lane right beside you!" And he pretended nobody was talking to him and stayed in the traffic, it was me who had to swerve him 😅

  • @randolfo1265
    @randolfo1265 2 года назад +124

    0:43 - I have never seen a cyclist stop at a stop sign, but red light running. Another level of risk!

    • @terraminator4379
      @terraminator4379 2 года назад +9

      i stop at stop sign when i ride my bike

    • @briannat.8285
      @briannat.8285 2 года назад +2

      @@terraminator4379 literally lmao

    • @marban74
      @marban74 2 года назад +7

      In their multiverse, red light means don't stop.

    • @stonedpaladin8632
      @stonedpaladin8632 2 года назад +3

      Just Darwin at work

    • @henrlima87
      @henrlima87 2 года назад +5

      If i had one euro for everytime ive seen a cyclist run a red light, the rest of my year would be paid off, with interest.

  • @lisbethrobles5843
    @lisbethrobles5843 Год назад +2

    4:10 that man flew of like a GTA character 😂

    • @LAkadian
      @LAkadian 7 месяцев назад

      Of what? What did he belong to?

  • @RBCire
    @RBCire 3 года назад +74

    4:36 It was nice of you to blur out his license plate

    • @Missyplaysroblox1
      @Missyplaysroblox1 Год назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @User-17429
      @User-17429 Год назад +3

      No they blurred out his bum (because bums are inappropriate)

    • @Spoonfunnyname
      @Spoonfunnyname 9 месяцев назад

      @@User-17429r/woosh

  • @AaronShenghao
    @AaronShenghao 3 года назад +57

    0:51 This is exactly the reason why I slow down and made sure the driver had seen me before continuing , when going the opposite way on sidewalk.

    • @ALLMEM616
      @ALLMEM616 Год назад +4

      The driver saw him

  • @Sunglass_Man
    @Sunglass_Man 2 года назад +44

    1:00 this guy must have a thousand four leaf clovers on him! When I saw his bike swerve towards the semi, I was speechless. It was such a miracle that he survived that crash and hope he didn’t get any injuries.

    • @jacklow9611
      @jacklow9611 2 года назад +1

      He's lucky that what minor injuries he did receive weren't much worse, which they could have actually been. His guardian Angel was working overtime then.

  • @sebastianpereira7043
    @sebastianpereira7043 9 месяцев назад +1

    The guy with a statue. His transgressions were not forgiven then. 😂

  • @CallofDuty927
    @CallofDuty927 2 года назад +38

    4:52 this guy had the safest ride

  • @fictionrealmofficial
    @fictionrealmofficial 3 года назад +32

    "Its ok I'm not dead." was fucking insane.