Idiots On Bikes | Hilarious Cyclist Fails Compilation

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2021
  • Bicycles are the most energy-efficient machine ever created, particularly when it comes to their Riding-To-Fails ratio, considering the clips we've seen lately. Not everyone was born coordinated, so if you aren't regularly wearing a helmet already then here's a bunch of reasons to order one now. #failarmy #fails #funny #compilation
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  • @CODYORMOE
    @CODYORMOE 2 года назад +17865

    The “I’m not dead” guy was WOW. Slid under a whole semi and lived to tell the tale. Hope he played the lottery after that.

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful 2 года назад +416

      But you must agreed it was cool:)

    • @macoshist5042
      @macoshist5042 2 года назад +530

      Man I don't know about you, but I think he's not dead

    • @soupbone10olgathecat45
      @soupbone10olgathecat45 2 года назад +61

      That idiot should not be on a bike! I no he'll never go fast again 🤣!!

    • @bigsteve6729
      @bigsteve6729 2 года назад +407

      I had to rewind that one a couple of times. Absolutely insane

    • @BosoxPatsfan603
      @BosoxPatsfan603 2 года назад +205

      That was insane he could have been crushed

  • @ex35240sx
    @ex35240sx 2 года назад +780

    That dude went under the semi truck trailer. Talk about some fast and furious luck

    • @CarrieMHB222
      @CarrieMHB222 2 года назад +38

      “I’m not dead! I’m not dead!”

    • @empire-classfirenationbatt2691
      @empire-classfirenationbatt2691 2 года назад +15

      Dude almost became a pancake. Insane stuff.

    • @Tesoro1996
      @Tesoro1996 2 года назад +21

      Unluckiest and luckiest day of his life for sure.

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful 2 года назад +5

      Its only scratch!

    • @Antsmith21
      @Antsmith21 2 года назад +7

      @@Tesoro1996 He needs to go buy a lottrty ticket.

  • @user-mp5wg2ce2i
    @user-mp5wg2ce2i 8 месяцев назад +176

    1:01 Might be the luckiest dude alive. He just crashed a bike at like 60mph, slid directly under an 18 wheeler, and just walked away with some light road rash... Just wow.

    • @bogutierrez9739
      @bogutierrez9739 7 месяцев назад +4

      Insane

    • @Mathias-jr2df
      @Mathias-jr2df 6 месяцев назад +1

      Went in between the 18 wheeler Is crazy. So lucky

    • @Mallchad
      @Mallchad 6 месяцев назад +2

      That dude's clip put pure fear into my soul. Slid under a moving lorry and lived to tell the tale...

    • @baseballhaha
      @baseballhaha 5 месяцев назад +4

      Actually tho. Still the craziest clip I’ve ever seen on a bike. Like not only did he slide under a semi. He fit thru a gap about 2 feet wide since the guy was rockin runners. The fact he didn’t have any control and fit through a gap like that is a fuckin miracle.

    • @SongJLikes
      @SongJLikes 4 месяца назад +1

      @@baseballhaha - THIS.
      There was a minuscule amount of space, and he SOMEHOW was thrown through it, AT HIGHWAY SPEEDS, from a speed wobble that started two lanes over…
      It might be one of the least likely, and unbelievably fortunate, scenarios I’ve ever observed, in any form.

  • @gregleo8035
    @gregleo8035 11 дней назад +4

    Nothing like seeing a dude on a 10 speed in full Lance Armstrong gear do a full flip over the hood of a car. Just gives me a warm, tingly feeling inside

  • @six
    @six 2 года назад +7500

    That guy at 0:59 used up all of his luck for the rest of his life, that was brutal

    • @OgSleep
      @OgSleep 2 года назад +278

      I don't kno how he got out of that

    • @diegofigueroa1846
      @diegofigueroa1846 2 года назад +370

      Wtf! He was across the truck?

    • @cradlepen5621
      @cradlepen5621 2 года назад +86

      Its okay guy he's an actor. Look up Daring Dumpy Poop Man. Honestly though that was like an action shot

    • @pug8550
      @pug8550 2 года назад +100

      Too much fast and furious

    • @grumpyone5963
      @grumpyone5963 2 года назад +29

      His own worst enemy. Where does he think the driver is looking and sitting, and therefore his view of you approaching from there. When he gets a new bike I bet he rides behind one reversing.🙈

  • @fratercontenduntocculta8161
    @fratercontenduntocculta8161 2 года назад +2141

    The motorcycle guy unintentionally performed an action movie stunt and nailed it without serious injury. That was the most impressive win I've seen so far.

    • @XxRatGodxX
      @XxRatGodxX 2 года назад +24

      That was sick to say the least

    • @res6148
      @res6148 2 года назад +17

      I think his back flesh was ripped tho

    • @XxRatGodxX
      @XxRatGodxX 2 года назад +41

      @@res6148 yeah although it's seems he did not break anything and if he was wearing the proper gear he walked away without a scratch

    • @KentRoads
      @KentRoads 2 года назад +5

      Impressive fail* :)

    • @jailolomusicofficial4779
      @jailolomusicofficial4779 2 года назад +1

      @@res6148 h

  • @darladavid9851
    @darladavid9851 6 месяцев назад +7

    This video is a great reminder that even in the darkest of times, there is always something to be grateful for in fails of the week.

  • @WhoopsieDoodleFun
    @WhoopsieDoodleFun 7 месяцев назад +3

    It’s a skill to make people laugh, but it’s a talent to make them laugh at life’s oops moments. You’re truly talented!

  • @friendfromindia7202
    @friendfromindia7202 2 года назад +6258

    Man, some of these were way more dangerous than just fails

  • @pacinghearts
    @pacinghearts 2 года назад +746

    That was epic when that guy said “I’m not dead!” Who literally slid under a truck.

    • @TheRandompaint
      @TheRandompaint 2 года назад +20

      That's pure trauma right there

    • @imaguyandabeautifulbutterfly
      @imaguyandabeautifulbutterfly 2 года назад +11

      @@TheRandompaint honestly after the massive fucking adrenaline rush id be in shock, then I'd look back and feel lucky as hell

    • @stanstuben2961
      @stanstuben2961 2 года назад +2

      so now he's thinking he's so lucky and will probably try it again! Hopefully the next truck will win!!!!

    • @FearFrontierOFFICIAL
      @FearFrontierOFFICIAL 2 года назад +9

      @@stanstuben2961 He didn't do it on purpose, dude, he clearly lost control of the bike and fell.

    • @skylined5534
      @skylined5534 2 года назад +1

      I had to rewind that a few times just to make sure I'd seen it right!

  • @jerroldfrank5869
    @jerroldfrank5869 9 месяцев назад +5

    Road and MTB cyclist for nearly 40 years. I could have my own highlight reel. Lucky to be alive.

  • @chewyismycopilot788
    @chewyismycopilot788 7 месяцев назад +53

    The guy with the washing machine on the bike isn't an idiot he's a genius

    • @Waddle_Dee_With_Internet
      @Waddle_Dee_With_Internet 6 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah it's definitely a win

    • @PEELYY_
      @PEELYY_ 2 месяца назад

      He’s lucky bc those kind of machines have water that is so powerful it can cut on human skin.

    • @coolgabri91
      @coolgabri91 3 дня назад

      I rally Remember that Moment in Italy passing this washing machines and see this guy
      HES a youtuber
      Click the button and the house fly

  • @vikinginger1889
    @vikinginger1889 2 года назад +741

    The most terrifying fail army of all time.

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful 2 года назад +11

      And most fun too:)

    • @jix177
      @jix177 2 года назад +3

      Yep some pretty distressing scenes this time.

    • @skullsroad3642
      @skullsroad3642 2 года назад +2

      Most of them deserved it.

    • @RainyDays2790
      @RainyDays2790 2 года назад

      their late halloween fails

    • @shadowthrone9999
      @shadowthrone9999 2 года назад +2

      I rewinded so many times ….

  • @JeffWiersma
    @JeffWiersma 10 месяцев назад +38

    The crash at 4:10 has me absolutely convulsing with laughter

  • @OficinaLegalOlivi
    @OficinaLegalOlivi 20 часов назад +1

    Girl says ...are you ok... the guy lost all the piano😅

  • @edvin97ful
    @edvin97ful 2 года назад +547

    *Guy gets run over by train and struck by lightning*
    Failarmy: person was unharmed

    • @failarmy
      @failarmy  2 года назад +157

      I know it's a running joke. But when we say that, they really were unharmed.
      We don't use videos where people are seriously injured or killed.

    • @dard4642
      @dard4642 2 года назад +10

      I think the asterisks mean "cyclist was 'unharmed' -- nudge, nudge."

    • @benclimenhaga2136
      @benclimenhaga2136 2 года назад +23

      @@failarmy but why not? I dont mind a human limb or two flying around.

    • @davidmmuench
      @davidmmuench 2 года назад +5

      A nod to @lucaas I'm sure.

    • @_Kylix_
      @_Kylix_ 2 года назад +12

      @@benclimenhaga2136 some people do and I dont blame them

  • @WheelassassinGuides
    @WheelassassinGuides 2 года назад +306

    1:12 “It’s okay I’m not dead” what a legend. That was close

    • @l4StarPS3l
      @l4StarPS3l 2 года назад +7

      I hope he has a good washing machine at home. His pants are probably loaded with shit.

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 2 года назад +7

      0:59 in slow motion, you really get to see why he should be.

    • @b1zzarecont4ct
      @b1zzarecont4ct 2 года назад +1

      “wHaT a LeGeNd”

    • @WheelassassinGuides
      @WheelassassinGuides 2 года назад

      What’s the problem bro?

  • @thunderstruck206
    @thunderstruck206 7 месяцев назад +4

    As someone who finds the *VAST* amount of cyclists and bikers to be insufferable a lot of these were cathartic as hell

    • @Johnny96ri
      @Johnny96ri 6 месяцев назад

      No kidding. Every time I saw, "Cyclist was unharmed," I thought, "Too bad."

  • @JohnMelland
    @JohnMelland 29 дней назад

    I was deeply emotionally unharmed and unaffected by the wookies! LMFAO👍🏼 🤣👍🏼

  • @andrew9409
    @andrew9409 2 года назад +288

    “Miracles don’t happen.”
    Guy who slides under truck: “…um, well, here’s the thing…”

  • @lucyaster5398
    @lucyaster5398 2 года назад +1050

    i know that i shouldn't be laughing at 8:45 because the guy just stole a bike but the fact that he steals a bike and then proceeds to run on foot away for several blocks before realizing he could just ride on the bike to get away faster kills me every time.

    • @Fred_the_1996
      @Fred_the_1996 2 года назад +9

      Lmfao

    • @donovanwilliams29
      @donovanwilliams29 2 года назад +31

      I'm 1 of those people who be reading the comments while watching the video and when I'm watching it live while reading your comment i started laughing my fkn ass off and didn't stop until tears obscured my vision totally. Like why is dumbass running for. I thought he was heading for some type of downhill block then jump on till I seen he jumps on to only ride in traffic jam . So I'm thinking here it comes he gonna run all that way jump on and end up getting hit in traffic by a car. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @T.M....
      @T.M.... 2 года назад +43

      Dude had speed and didn't need to peddle🤣

    • @mattforster7509
      @mattforster7509 2 года назад +6

      Reminds of me of the KSI skit 😂😂

    • @willi6880
      @willi6880 2 года назад +9

      Idk what it is but seeing a grown man get chased by another grown man on a straight a way run is hilarious to me. Especially since is being yelled, just a sprint to try and catch him lmfao.

  • @novatraugott
    @novatraugott 8 месяцев назад +2

    THE DEER ONE AT THE END WAS CRAZY!

  • @Auspices1349
    @Auspices1349 2 месяца назад +1

    0:14 Love this. People will often stare at me sideways for no reason while doing stuff, even while riding a bike or running. Always remember to look where you're going!

  • @Diplomat999
    @Diplomat999 2 года назад +270

    9:34 he even moves his shoulder to hit him harder and just keeps going like nothing happened

    • @saxongreen78
      @saxongreen78 2 года назад +70

      These types of rider are everywhere, these days...his nihilism will get him splattered soon enough.

    • @timmccarthy3589
      @timmccarthy3589 2 года назад +30

      I would have definitely knocked his ass off that bike.

    • @xander4322
      @xander4322 2 года назад +78

      I feel so bad for the guy to. sat there like he was already having a rough day

    • @weston9106
      @weston9106 2 года назад +26

      And the guy winds up on his ass and he just shakes his head XD poor guy

    • @NotALizardPerson81
      @NotALizardPerson81 2 года назад +8

      All I know is, I want that guy on my team.

  • @chiropracticassistant8592
    @chiropracticassistant8592 2 года назад +407

    "Can you save my bike?"
    - Every cyclist ever.

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful 2 года назад +14

      Realise its dirt bike:):):)

    • @haydenpenner3373
      @haydenpenner3373 2 года назад +27

      That was a 5000 dollar plus dirtbike

    • @justinabraham7291
      @justinabraham7291 2 года назад +8

      It's not a bicycle. It's a dirtbike.

    • @deborahsmith6963
      @deborahsmith6963 2 года назад +12

      that's a dirtbike that costs close to ten grand. not a bicycle

    • @SweetCandyDragon
      @SweetCandyDragon 2 года назад +1

      Why is the reply’s saying, that’s not a bike, it’s a dirt bike?

  • @madlifeus
    @madlifeus 2 месяца назад

    Hilarious! I needed that laugh today, thank you!

  • @user-lh1dq3wj7q
    @user-lh1dq3wj7q 2 месяца назад +2

    The guy with the Jesus statue strapped to his back made me almost pass out from laughing so hard. I kept going back to watch it.

  • @Gibs_1984
    @Gibs_1984 2 года назад +1109

    Why anyone would risk their life riding a bicycle on the highway is just amazing

    • @christianheidt5733
      @christianheidt5733 2 года назад +23

      Because, sometimes there's no other way

    • @Gibs_1984
      @Gibs_1984 2 года назад +167

      @@christianheidt5733 There is always a better way ,,, and purposely putting your life in danger is just stupid,

    • @christianheidt5733
      @christianheidt5733 2 года назад +17

      @@Gibs_1984 no, there is not, but do it safely obviously!

    • @JoshScottttt
      @JoshScottttt 2 года назад +27

      It's completely legal but they have the same rights as cars and must act as one

    • @bobbobby1846
      @bobbobby1846 2 года назад +4

      i know with those gas powered motor. (motor cycle)

  • @JonNel625
    @JonNel625 2 года назад +27

    9:50
    Didnt know Failarmy has the raw footage to Jurassic World with the raptors chasing the atv

  • @Dook-larue-1981
    @Dook-larue-1981 8 месяцев назад +1

    The dude that went under the truck. Mission impossible stuff right there.

  • @cjvaye99
    @cjvaye99 8 месяцев назад +2

    0:14
    the guy was so distracted by being recorded he didnt see the car in front of him and crashed 😂😂😂

  • @thebalderthor4884
    @thebalderthor4884 2 года назад +112

    “I’ma go ride my bike on the highway. What could go wrong?”

    • @lonli786
      @lonli786 2 года назад +13

      I just looked it up bc I wasn't sure BUT it is illegal in Germany to ride a bike on the highway and some other streets bc of the traffic/speed

    • @kittywithagun7742
      @kittywithagun7742 2 года назад +6

      Truly idiotic

    • @wulf9474
      @wulf9474 2 года назад +4

      @@lonli786 In the U.S. there's signs on highways (at least where I live) "Motor vehicles only"

    • @Phlappulf
      @Phlappulf 2 года назад

      Doesnt mean the truck driver can violate traffic rules and almost kill a dude.

  • @smicksmookety
    @smicksmookety 2 года назад +516

    If that guy got the dryer home it's not a fail, it's just awesome.

  • @1911doc
    @1911doc 8 месяцев назад +2

    1:38 So satisfying!! Nothing worse than a bicycle on a road, hate them with a passion.

    • @SDB1901
      @SDB1901 Месяц назад +1

      No just a road, a multi-lane highway! I'm sure its illegal for them to be on that, the idiots.

  • @casepremium6722
    @casepremium6722 10 месяцев назад +32

    That guy that smashed the side mirror would have been the last one he ever smashed

    • @Roger-cg4po
      @Roger-cg4po 7 месяцев назад

      I bet the person driving the car was a woman.

    • @Jeromeeb
      @Jeromeeb Месяц назад

      Ikr, went in front of the vehicle too. Sorry my foot slipped.

  • @RozuriVT
    @RozuriVT 2 года назад +96

    9:34 can we talk about that cyclist just ramming intentionally that guy?!

    • @rudeboysosh
      @rudeboysosh 2 года назад +18

      That pedestrian is straight up not having a good day

    • @wail1287
      @wail1287 2 года назад +24

      i would beat the shit out of the cyclist

    • @Ifoughtpiranhas
      @Ifoughtpiranhas 2 года назад +37

      Depending on the jurisdiction, the cyclist could be charged with hit & run. And if injuries were involved, it could be a felony.

    • @davidschofl3908
      @davidschofl3908 2 года назад +15

      @@Ifoughtpiranhas he earned some good amount of bad karma with this act

    • @Dutch3DMaster
      @Dutch3DMaster 2 года назад +3

      Like, It's the result of being Dutch and cycling is not the subculture it tends to be in many other countries, but I never cease to be amazed by the utter lack of anticipatory behaviour of cyclists: They could've seen a car slowing down, they would see a traffic light and no moving traffic from other directions so they could have acted on all this visual information but nope, full speed ahead, even while having their view partially blocked by the box or whatever it is in that clip...

  • @kerramist2698
    @kerramist2698 2 года назад +87

    2:13 the way they jut bounce off eachother got me dying 😂

  • @horizon5849
    @horizon5849 7 месяцев назад +5

    00:51 SO LUCKY DID HE SURVIVED!

  • @FFTV-IdiotsAtWork
    @FFTV-IdiotsAtWork 3 месяца назад

    Great video bro. His videos are always entertaining. Admired

  • @WideAwakeHuman
    @WideAwakeHuman 2 года назад +3871

    I'll never get why people think riding a bicycle in the middle of a highway is a good idea...

    • @centurion726
      @centurion726 2 года назад +435

      And go thru red lights like they don't have to follow the rules

    • @1971dave
      @1971dave 2 года назад +35

      I hope nobody on the push-bikes broke their necks , I'd be awfully upset,

    • @coverfrequency2305
      @coverfrequency2305 2 года назад +207

      It's people on bicycles thinking they own the road. Running red lights, signaling a turn and just sending it before looking. It's scary, my cousin's wife killed a bicyclist who ran a red light. It's beyond maddening.

    • @thekraken4886
      @thekraken4886 2 года назад +63

      @This is the Diner stop defending bicyclists

    • @Ren-bj4xm
      @Ren-bj4xm 2 года назад +26

      @This is the Diner Yeah but the one in the car is pretty sure that the metal box they driving would at least protect them but the cyclist doesn't even consider that they would be dead.

  • @PharaohChin
    @PharaohChin 2 года назад +169

    These people better be counting their blessings. So many near deaths. And most were their own ignorance and lack of awareness.

  • @ConfuciusSlaps
    @ConfuciusSlaps 5 месяцев назад +8

    The adrenaline in the man's voice who slid under the semi 😮

  • @user-yg1ts5hc4v
    @user-yg1ts5hc4v 10 месяцев назад +9

    2:17 was funny af 😂😂😂

    • @demmausen1401
      @demmausen1401 9 месяцев назад +3

      he's an italian youtuber called Fil. Super funny

    • @Fil
      @Fil 2 месяца назад

      🙈❤️

  • @tristanlabuschagne3278
    @tristanlabuschagne3278 2 года назад +29

    9:57 low budget Jurassic world😂

  • @keithramsey5637
    @keithramsey5637 2 года назад +313

    Rides motorcycle on ice…
    falls through ice.
    Says: “l can’t believe this.”
    Dude, it’s a motorcycle on ice.

    • @HenritheHorse
      @HenritheHorse 2 года назад +1

      @Zas Yeah, he just needed way more speed.

    • @arg31ify
      @arg31ify 2 года назад +3

      @Will Smith you realise there's entire motorcycle ice racing tournament's right?
      That you can buy or make snow tyres.
      Heck Marc Marquez even rode his moto gp bike up a ski slope.

    • @ChrisLee-yr7tz
      @ChrisLee-yr7tz 2 года назад +2

      @Zas why did he ride in to the hole on purpose?!?!?

    • @mathewhastings9485
      @mathewhastings9485 2 года назад +1

      Or don’t intentionally ride a bike into a hole and think you will magically bunny hop it.

    • @DerMeister821
      @DerMeister821 2 года назад +2

      @@arg31ify Was that some ice racing tournament? If so, does riding into a hole in the ice make any sense in any context?
      I'll help you out: no.

  • @sebastianpereira7043
    @sebastianpereira7043 2 месяца назад +1

    The guy with a statue. His transgressions were not forgiven then. 😂

  • @jlar3660
    @jlar3660 10 месяцев назад

    So satisfying to watch.

  • @captainevenslower4400
    @captainevenslower4400 2 года назад +387

    In this one we have equal amounts of incredible stupidity and luck. Sometimes within the same clip.

    • @Hydralisk777
      @Hydralisk777 2 года назад +3

      more of the stupidity. it look like most of the bikes come with no brakes

    • @bassman8144
      @bassman8144 2 года назад +7

      But mostly arrogant stupidity🤔

    • @sethc6663
      @sethc6663 2 года назад

      @@Hydralisk777 I take regular breaks on long rides

    • @OberWanKenobii
      @OberWanKenobii 2 года назад

      @@Hydralisk777 try again

    • @ostracizedttv9926
      @ostracizedttv9926 9 месяцев назад

      Nothing i hate more than cyclist on the road

  • @michaelanderson9914
    @michaelanderson9914 Год назад +53

    "Can you save my bike?" That is a sign of true love

  • @JeffreyPerrault-hk6xe
    @JeffreyPerrault-hk6xe Месяц назад

    That's not a washing machine bro! It's a wheelie propagation device!😂

  • @elebeu
    @elebeu 2 года назад +477

    90% of these were riders disobeying traffic laws or the laws of physics.

    • @sterlingglover7448
      @sterlingglover7448 2 года назад +16

      might be part of why they don't have a car, at least anymore

    • @sterlinggregory3531
      @sterlinggregory3531 2 года назад +2

      @@sterlingglover7448 Another Sterling?

    • @candymcvaney8248
      @candymcvaney8248 2 года назад

      well no shit. it's called "idiots on bikes" for a reason bro.

    • @isabelquintans3345
      @isabelquintans3345 2 года назад +5

      You can't disobey the laws of physics; you can disregard them at your peril, though.

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodsaiyan
      @yourfriendlyneighborhoodsaiyan 2 года назад +3

      @@sterlingglover7448 not really that I have seen pretty horrible car drivers being bad at driving has nothing to do with it

  • @dennydude
    @dennydude 2 года назад +1708

    I felt bad for everyone that had an accident, but laughed so hard at the people who were just being jerks.

    • @andrewjoyner4133
      @andrewjoyner4133 2 года назад +47

      To be fair the trucker at 50 sec in was a bit of a jerk to say the least.

    • @mrpuuuulp
      @mrpuuuulp 2 года назад +8

      @@andrewjoyner4133 yeah truckiie couldn’t of been a mongrol and let him pass

    • @Deeuuu193
      @Deeuuu193 2 года назад +14

      A few years ago I had a bicycle accident and now when I see someone on a bicycle or someone falls in these videos although idiotic jerks do not make me laugh, it makes me remember how my wounds burned and I could not even sleep besides that out of nowhere it began to make a terrible strange smell and a strange liquid came out of them

    • @andrewjoyner4133
      @andrewjoyner4133 2 года назад +1

      @liam Anderson think it is called entitlement....'oh I can ride my bike anywhere I like and F everyone else'

    • @ericpl7227
      @ericpl7227 2 года назад +7

      @@andrewjoyner4133 nope! Biker was on the wrong side of the road! Trucker wouldn't have even been looking right to pull out!

  • @paulbates2626
    @paulbates2626 Месяц назад

    This ought to be called,
    “Knuckleheads on bikes”.

  • @kleinfeicht
    @kleinfeicht 8 месяцев назад +1

    Bike with drying machine or washing machine was a genius 😂

  • @leoch5699
    @leoch5699 2 года назад +57

    i use motorcycle regularly to go anywhere and my parents who also use motorcycle taught me about the rule of size, you riding motorcyle/bycycle will always be more vulnerable than any type of transportation, so prioritized the large vehicle passing by, do not speeding, go to a edge of the road or shoudler and look around before you make a turn. It keep me safe riding for 10 years.

    • @Misfit636
      @Misfit636 2 года назад

      We don’t need your origin story

    • @random_degen9129
      @random_degen9129 2 года назад +17

      @@Misfit636 it is his comment so he can write anything he want

    • @davidhoffman6980
      @davidhoffman6980 2 года назад +15

      @@Misfit636 we didn't need your input on his origin story.

    • @gordongonegolfing7129
      @gordongonegolfing7129 2 года назад +3

      @@random_degen9129 your dead right, that guy is clearly a complete knob.

    • @tyroniousyrownshoolacez2347
      @tyroniousyrownshoolacez2347 2 года назад +1

      Bless you Captain Basement Couch. So insightful. 👉🤙

  • @vstrmrk
    @vstrmrk 2 года назад +287

    9:33 I love how he gets clobbered then just sits there and questions life

    • @bovice1766
      @bovice1766 2 года назад +77

      Oh yeah he was sort of smooth with the recovery lol. Also intentional by the cyclist he hockey checked that dude lol

    • @jessemcvicker3123
      @jessemcvicker3123 2 года назад +56

      @@bovice1766 I was looking for this comment lol. You can totally see him lower the shoulder on ole boy.

    • @bovice1766
      @bovice1766 2 года назад +34

      @@jessemcvicker3123 Exactly lol something tells me he has done that before

    • @Jerubarbaruah
      @Jerubarbaruah 2 года назад +13

      I've been hit by a cyclist like that while at work. It took the wind right out of me, and I had to sit there and take a breather. Of course they peddled off like the guy here. Like most of the entitled scum that ride bikes.

    • @bovice1766
      @bovice1766 2 года назад +11

      @@Jerubarbaruah Lol damn bro, It was the same dude I think we have a cereal pedestrian hitting cyclist

  • @dom9882
    @dom9882 7 месяцев назад +1

    Everytime you hear a foreign language you can be sure it's some variation of "F***ing idiot!"

  • @andrewpierce1588
    @andrewpierce1588 11 месяцев назад

    When you’re so slow the turkeys wanna fight.

  • @BurgerJoint.
    @BurgerJoint. 2 года назад +594

    “It’s ok I’m not dead.” Must’ve been a moment he’ll never forget.

    • @jeremiahhester6408
      @jeremiahhester6408 Год назад +17

      I mean dude did a clean slid underneath a truck.

    • @hajiasgharali3554
      @hajiasgharali3554 Год назад +1

      Uqrin rosia denkyv

    • @sekhoundiaye8428
      @sekhoundiaye8428 Год назад +2

      Je pense qu'il est plus jamais remonté sur une moto !!..😱...La chance de sa Vie !

    • @sonicmaario
      @sonicmaario Год назад +6

      He literally got ran over! O_O

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack Год назад +6

      @@sonicmaario never was run over, he slid under the truck and out the other side

  • @davesnothereman7250
    @davesnothereman7250 2 года назад +266

    Motorcyclists: gotta watch out...the whole world is trying to kill me.
    Bicyclists: the whole world better watch out for my stupid, oblivious ass.

    • @wadeoden8464
      @wadeoden8464 2 года назад +9

      except for the motorcyclist who blew through the roundabout...

    • @meata.
      @meata. 2 года назад +10

      bruh most of these arent even the cyclists fault.

    • @tomasnokechtesledger1786
      @tomasnokechtesledger1786 2 года назад +5

      They have preference of way. You're always wrong when you hit them. Remember that, because its the Law!

    • @walleclyde8759
      @walleclyde8759 2 года назад +15

      Not every fucking cyclist is a "stupid, oblivious ass." Think of it this way, your safe ass is in a 1.5 metric ton car protected by a fuck-ton of metal and plastic while a cyclist has just their fucking bones to save them. Most of us are trying to ride safely so we don't fucking die. And its these precious car drivers who get annoyed that we're not going the fucking speed limit, so they try to run us off the goddamn road. I'm sorry I cause you a slight inconvienence because I'm trying to save the fucking world we live on.

    • @adamms96
      @adamms96 2 года назад +6

      @@meata. you're trolling right?

  • @StitchIsBlu
    @StitchIsBlu Месяц назад +1

    That guy at the start when the bike broke in half “omg! Is the bike ok!?

  • @hankhill3126
    @hankhill3126 8 месяцев назад +5

    8:26: that man deserves a better family

  • @TortugaLuv
    @TortugaLuv 2 года назад +226

    Biker: "I'm not dead! I'm not dead!"
    Truck driver: *Gets Rifle*
    There is that better?

    • @watermelaninmagik6877
      @watermelaninmagik6877 2 года назад +9

      Screaming "I'm not dead" was probably his mind reacting to all of the "I am so dead!" thoughts going on milliseconds before.

    • @goral705
      @goral705 2 года назад +1

      But next time you´ll probably be.

    • @SKBKER
      @SKBKER 2 года назад

      A biker is a motorist numb nuts

    • @user-Just_jxcz
      @user-Just_jxcz 2 года назад +1

      This doesn't make sense :/

    • @malloryg4251
      @malloryg4251 2 года назад +3

      This comment is disturbing......

  • @alanspangler5621
    @alanspangler5621 2 года назад +930

    The guy hauling a washing machine on a motorcycle was definitely not a fail 😂😂😂

    • @skeeto9436
      @skeeto9436 2 года назад +18

      6:11 is the mark.

    • @apurugganan
      @apurugganan 2 года назад +27

      How many think he came back to haul the dryer

    • @srcastic8764
      @srcastic8764 2 года назад +21

      I want to know how he loaded it!

    • @NoBrandedPlayer
      @NoBrandedPlayer 2 года назад +4

      @@srcastic8764 i fink is name is fill, is italian

    • @srcastic8764
      @srcastic8764 2 года назад +1

      @@NoBrandedPlayer ???

  • @gavins3492
    @gavins3492 4 месяца назад +1

    The beginning was like as if medic said "Are you f**king stupid, man?!"

  • @FastFacts-ri6fu
    @FastFacts-ri6fu 7 месяцев назад +1

    most of them where just painful but I liked the video keep going

  • @johncollins211
    @johncollins211 Год назад +243

    I'm not dead I'm not dead. That man's entire life just changed.

    • @lilblako3487
      @lilblako3487 11 месяцев назад +2

      Hopefully he switches to dirt bikes

    • @yeoldebanjo5470
      @yeoldebanjo5470 10 месяцев назад

      @@lilblako3487 Literally the next clip is a guy wiping out on a dirt bike.

    • @clifton4566
      @clifton4566 10 месяцев назад +1

      Nah, that wears off quicker than you'd like.

    • @lilblako3487
      @lilblako3487 10 месяцев назад

      @@yeoldebanjo5470 street bikes are 10x more dangerous

    • @ItsWilliamBtw
      @ItsWilliamBtw 3 месяца назад

      @@lilblako3487 because there 10x better for the street

  • @RBCire
    @RBCire 2 года назад +71

    4:36 It was nice of you to blur out his license plate

    • @Missyplaysroblox1
      @Missyplaysroblox1 Год назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lovegalaxyfn
      @lovegalaxyfn 11 месяцев назад +3

      No they blurred out his bum (because bums are inappropriate)

    • @Spoonfunnyname
      @Spoonfunnyname 2 месяца назад

      @@lovegalaxyfnr/woosh

  • @WoodenHooligan90
    @WoodenHooligan90 11 месяцев назад +2

    Dang I've been riding bicycle for 12 plus years back and forth. I never get to close to anyone and always have my head checking every direction I hear possible. Only been hit by car mirrors a couple times, the disrespect for life hurts.

  • @Tdugg
    @Tdugg 2 года назад +29

    7:07 Games be like: "Damn, Path is blocked. Looks like I got to find another way"

  • @john4045able
    @john4045able 7 месяцев назад

    Beautiful, just loved it!!

  • @kimesar
    @kimesar 11 месяцев назад +1

    That poor telephone pole 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MaegnasMw
    @MaegnasMw 2 года назад +22

    3:36 "can you save my bike?"
    When you understand what has value and matters.

  • @pancakes5915
    @pancakes5915 2 года назад +23

    3:00 "Ohhhh, you were trying to flip that car over? I thought is was flipping itself" 😂

    • @Michael-mv3bi
      @Michael-mv3bi 2 года назад

      bahaha yeah,,,,clearly the car was starting to move/rock and yet he still decided to "try" and ride his bike exactly where the car should have fallen back on its wheels. I saw the wire in the video and really hoped the rider saw it and ducked underneath it only to have the car fall on him.....im seriously giggling at that which did not happen. Bahaha

  • @owlboom6458
    @owlboom6458 8 месяцев назад +1

    In some countries, cycling on the roads is strictly prohibited, and this is the right decision!

  • @BigSmoke0492
    @BigSmoke0492 29 дней назад

    Man these Euphoria physics are mad!

  • @Blasted2Oblivion
    @Blasted2Oblivion 2 года назад +192

    Pretty sure that "I'm not dead" was reassuring himself. That whole think looked real scary.

    • @Ulvetann
      @Ulvetann 2 года назад +4

      20 seconds later, his inner bleedings was saying; "-Hold my bloodpressure".
      Funny with people on an adrenaline rush suddenly start saying; "I am dying, I am dying!" Mere moments later.

    • @fishmanfairclough7530
      @fishmanfairclough7530 2 года назад +3

      @@Ulvetann Yeah that is it isn't it seen enough Dan the fireman to know that he needed emergency treatment immediately after that otherwise that celebration might be short lived :/

    • @mistybarelyanartist6118
      @mistybarelyanartist6118 2 года назад +6

      Actually he was riding with his friend that day and their helmets were connected, his friend saw him go under the truck and didn’t see him come out. He was freaking out so the guy was telling him that he was ok

    • @kenwittlief255
      @kenwittlief255 Год назад

      if he was dead he would still be a ghost running around saying "IM NOT DEAD... IM NOT DEAD..."

    • @OmarGarcia-bi7jq
      @OmarGarcia-bi7jq Год назад

      Yeah thank god he is alive he probably never ride a bike before

  • @lawdeedaw0803
    @lawdeedaw0803 2 года назад +266

    The pedestrian at 9:33 is the most chill dude ever.

    • @antarcticpenguin1151
      @antarcticpenguin1151 2 года назад +29

      casually sits on the road after a minor accident

    • @ashensamarakoon7761
      @ashensamarakoon7761 2 года назад +127

      And the cyclist is one of the worst dudes

    • @andrewcheng2852
      @andrewcheng2852 2 года назад

      Probably concussed

    • @rollsmerlin1659
      @rollsmerlin1659 Год назад +2

      man bun = fruit loop !

    • @aa-ox3qy
      @aa-ox3qy Год назад +5

      That was a K.O., shoulder to head with speed, game misconduct + 3 games min.

  • @wasix666
    @wasix666 Год назад +98

    2:59 dude, tbh. I thought that car was trying to get Up by itself too! 😂😂😂

    • @perp9672
      @perp9672 Год назад +3

      Gta 6 doesn’t work like that 😂

    • @miriadlamentations
      @miriadlamentations Год назад +1

      Jesus Christ is the love of your life.
      And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries, and all knowledge; and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, and have not charity, I am nothing. 1 Corinthians 13:2 ✝🌅
      Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. 1 Corinthians 13:4-7 ✝🌅

  • @Vapersretreat
    @Vapersretreat 2 года назад +25

    7:55 the fact that you didnt step out and knock him out cold and leave him on the street shows your a better man than me

    • @donovanwilliams29
      @donovanwilliams29 2 года назад +3

      Literally seen that happen in front of me and seen the cyclist take a gunshot to the head after dude stepped out the car

  • @ivanfuture8873
    @ivanfuture8873 4 часа назад

    весенний хруст, С удовольствием посмотрел.

  • @Cowl-vb9cy
    @Cowl-vb9cy 5 дней назад

    The "im am not dead guy"is the next tom cruz

  • @storytimewithunclebill1998
    @storytimewithunclebill1998 2 года назад +55

    You know youre lucky when you get up and yell "Im not dead." Was fun to watch. Great video

  • @trashservice.handle
    @trashservice.handle 2 года назад +80

    In Korea, The accident-causing biker are called "Jarani(Jajeongeo + Gorani)".
    In korean, Jajeongeo is a bicycle and Gorani is Hydropotes inermis(type of deer)
    Sometimes Gorani jumps into a car and gets hit.

    • @bigsteve6729
      @bigsteve6729 2 года назад +1

      Funny

    • @BubaOG
      @BubaOG 2 года назад

      In the UK they are Karen’s on wheels

    • @Laneous14
      @Laneous14 2 года назад

      What are the guys on the motorcycles who throw advertisement cards at you called?

    • @Jin-xv4ee
      @Jin-xv4ee 2 года назад

      이 채널에서 한국인을 보게되다니..!

  • @arby977
    @arby977 5 месяцев назад

    8:25 Lady: What happened?
    Man: I’m going to jail for at least 10 years

  • @GeorgeGiles1942
    @GeorgeGiles1942 3 дня назад +1

    0:40 That Oh! Got Me Laughing

  • @reeltimegamer7708
    @reeltimegamer7708 2 года назад +2243

    I'd say about 75% of these clips are bicyclists that feel entitled to blow through traffic and ignore basic rules of the road. They assume they'll be protected by the same astuteness a driver gives to a person walking through a crosswalk. Nothing against bikes, just idiots.

    • @Axel-xt3cx
      @Axel-xt3cx 2 года назад +38

      byciceling in the us is anyway suecide

    • @SweetTooth10
      @SweetTooth10 2 года назад +36

      @@Axel-xt3cx Yup! 🤣😂 I literally feel like I’m the only person with common sense, I’ve been driving for 23 years and never caused an accident. I can write a book on the stupid 💩 I’ve seen people do on bikes, in cars, on scooters 🛴 Rollerblades, skateboards 🛹 heelies, 😂 and even skiing in SAn Francisco down a steep hill. I’ve seen it all, but just when I thought I have, someone goes and out stupify the last idiot on a moped 🤣

    • @carlsmith5678
      @carlsmith5678 2 года назад +102

      I hate cyclists for this reason. They'll drive in the road and not follow a single traffic law.

    • @TheRedrider05
      @TheRedrider05 2 года назад +67

      @@carlsmith5678 and simultaneously yell at you saying they have just as much right to the road as a car 🙄

    • @cliveramsbotty6077
      @cliveramsbotty6077 2 года назад +37

      @@carlsmith5678 i have as much right to use the road as you do and i follow every traffic law. unlike the driver of the truck that knocked me off, drove over my bike and fled the scene.

  • @Tea__Master
    @Tea__Master 2 года назад +65

    5:47 сразу понятно из какой страны момент 😂

    • @Olga-wf3bb
      @Olga-wf3bb 2 года назад +4

      По матюкам?))

    • @Tea__Master
      @Tea__Master 2 года назад +2

      @@Olga-wf3bb Это не просто матюки от них за верству Россией пахнет, столько эмоций)

    • @ohwowaaron
      @ohwowaaron 8 месяцев назад

      ХАХАХА😂

    • @kokos-mp5pl
      @kokos-mp5pl 6 месяцев назад

      Согл😅😅😅😅😅😂

  • @FMWes744
    @FMWes744 19 дней назад

    Mis compañeros de trabajo deben pensar que estoy loco riéndome solo frente a la pantalla. 😅 ¡Pero vale la pena con este contenido!

  • @jackripper5270
    @jackripper5270 5 месяцев назад

    The one where she was trying to use her arm as a turn indicator. And that semi SCRAPED her. She literally kissed death there.

  • @AaronShenghao
    @AaronShenghao 2 года назад +54

    0:51 This is exactly the reason why I slow down and made sure the driver had seen me before continuing , when going the opposite way on sidewalk.

    • @ALLMEM616
      @ALLMEM616 Год назад +2

      The driver saw him

  • @CallofDuty927
    @CallofDuty927 2 года назад +33

    4:52 this guy had the safest ride

  • @johnopiyo8511
    @johnopiyo8511 2 месяца назад

    just nodding my head in approval

  • @jasonm9264
    @jasonm9264 11 месяцев назад

    Cyclists are the top runners for Darwin Awards

  • @marcalvarez4890
    @marcalvarez4890 2 года назад +2036

    As a cyclist i have to say nearly every person here was at fault.
    Mind boggling stupidity on display.
    Half these people shouldn't be on bikes.

    • @shmerox7683
      @shmerox7683 2 года назад +50

      Like. They wanna drive to the left and dont raise their arm. They are surprised a car didnt know they wanted to go to the left? Just dumb.

    • @michieldeblock8231
      @michieldeblock8231 2 года назад +16

      I would advice you to be safe, at fault or not it can go bad real quick. When I was in the hospital 1 in 4 serious back injuries was either motercycle or bike.

    • @likeaglovelikeaglove8633
      @likeaglovelikeaglove8633 2 года назад +96

      There seems to be a severe lack of self-accountability with a lot of cyclists. No point being right, and dead.

    • @trevonstewart3636
      @trevonstewart3636 2 года назад +26

      4:52 oh yeah?

    • @ianoliver3879
      @ianoliver3879 2 года назад +15

      @@michieldeblock8231 I've never seen a bike with a back injury.

  • @brianartillery
    @brianartillery 2 года назад +386

    I'm sorry, but the busted Jesus statue made me cry with laughter.

    • @noahsherwood2445
      @noahsherwood2445 2 года назад +11

      Is it a sin? feels like a sin

    • @ultronakumax
      @ultronakumax 2 года назад +10

      Isn't Jesus, is Judas Thaddeus

    • @mikek7660
      @mikek7660 2 года назад +4

      That one had me dying

    • @shishinonaito
      @shishinonaito 2 года назад +6

      @@ultronakumax same bullshit

    • @davekavanagh7599
      @davekavanagh7599 2 года назад +4

      That killed me, funniest thing I've seen in so long 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bigverybadtom
    @bigverybadtom 9 месяцев назад +4

    0:21 Never saw a bicycle break in half before,

    • @sinclairman
      @sinclairman 6 месяцев назад +1

      atleast he wasnt badly injured

  • @hypergizmo26
    @hypergizmo26 2 месяца назад

    Just imagine you are riding a bicycle naked and fall on your balls 😂, most brutal thing ever

  • @antonlvdm
    @antonlvdm 2 года назад +141

    As someone who used to be a professional cyclist, I never understood why cyclists got so much hate. Now I get it... Some of these people have a real death wish!!

    • @PrivatePeterson
      @PrivatePeterson 2 года назад +19

      It’s the riding in the middle of the road going 5-10 mph under the speed limit for me.

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 2 года назад +19

      Yeah acting like you(they) own the road is what pisses everyone off.

    • @mscir
      @mscir 2 года назад +10

      I've ridden bicycles for decades and I've been embarrassed and angered by what I see other bicyclists doing, I've even hollered at them and gotten into arguments with them, when they act stupidly it gives car drivers a bad attitude, i like seeing them fuc* up and fall or get fat tickets when they deserve it. But to be fair plenty of car drivers are oblivious to what's going on around them and drive like they're entitled too, especially women on cell phones, it's ridiculous, and on a bicycle where you're high enough to see down into the cab you can see a phone held near the bottom of the steering wheel, where cops often can't see them. Drivers texting while their one ton + death machine is moving is just ridiculous. So there's plenty of blame to go around on both sides. But dumb a** bicyclists running off the road, into sign posts, etc. good.

    • @grahvis
      @grahvis 2 года назад +4

      @@mscir .
      It is simply a case of a bad road user is bad no matter what they use the roads with.
      As for phone users, check out CyclingMikey in London, he videos them and sends the videos to the police who prosecute. Each one is a fine and 6 points on their licence.

    • @johncoops6897
      @johncoops6897 2 года назад +2

      @@grahvis - They should get an award - it's quite difficult to ride a bike while using a phone.

  • @cp4512
    @cp4512 2 года назад +58

    0:15 I watched this 10 times and laughed out loud every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @autocyclepc2001
      @autocyclepc2001 2 года назад +2

      Same. Lmao

    • @alfonz7863
      @alfonz7863 2 года назад +1

      I think he yelled Jesus!

    • @qg786
      @qg786 2 года назад

      Jesus didn't have his back that day. 😏

    • @joshuaclemente2221
      @joshuaclemente2221 Год назад

      0:16 Oh no Dude The god getting mad at you😨😨😨