Matteo Lane Cooks Breakfast Pizza With The Turbo Cooker
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- Опубликовано: 27 апр 2024
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For the spaghetti carbonara, you should have a contest where you make it the way you normally would and Nick follows the Turbo Cooker recipe and judge them both.
I would totally watch that!!!!
genius
Nick eats Chipotle for every meal. He can cook?
OH MY GOD YES
if there's someone that can make the final result on the turbo cooker go wrong, it's nick
This is giving me 'fold in the cheese, David' vibes from Schitt's Creek
"YOU FOLD IT IN!"
@@IjeomaThePlantMamawhat does that mean?!
@@PatHoffman10 it's a line from the scene in Schitts Creek he's referencing 🤣
@@IjeomaThePlantMama I know. I was saying the next line.
Omg yes😂😂
Matteo Lane making mom jeans work...for him
Yeah he looks good in them I’m a little jealous lol
Nick would have feelings to the contrary, I imagine
A lot of people look good in mom jeans, but I live in Seattle where they’re standard
I think it's his physique, no one looks good in those (including moms) , the color the cut, all pretty bad.
I watched this on my living room TV for the full Infomercial experience. Bless you, you wonderful speck of universe
@@Mulnader yep. there's something magical about watching youtube on a big screen tv from the comfort of your sofa. Seriously.
Your cat is adorable
Yes please make Carbonara. Comedy gold.
" I don't know how much longer I can keep this in my house." The spirit of Cathy will never leave your house.
Definitely didn't use enough hashbrowns
When you stray from Kathy's recipe...you f**k everything up!!
Not even close
@@IjeomaThePlantMama when you stray from kathy's receipe, we stray from god.
No it’s just probably about learning how much water is required to steam any particular amount of a specific ingredient with valve open/closed
I definitely saw that was not a pound of hash browns
I know I didn’t just watch a “natural cook” put a wood cutting board into the dishwasher 😱
Yeah that's cleaning, not cooking
Yeah, that really took me out.
I came here just to say this? What?!
The paper towels just for drying clean hands too. 😭
I understand if you live with a messy family that wipes anything and everything on the kitchen towels -- but if it's just you and your partner, buy a few flour-sack towels!
“…I had to make the eggs..”
🫣 *picturing Matteo laying an egg*
I am totally here for the turbo cooker. Loved watching those infomercials as a kid. You gotta do the carbonara. That'll be the true test. I also picture Nick trying to use the turbo cooker but I know dang well he'd lose patience and be like "the hell with this I'm going to do it my way...." *LOL*
Matteo wants so badly for the turbo cooker to fail but it won’t 😂😂😂
Please make a "Dump Cake", she had a whole cookbook about them!
this would be amazing.
Call your super about the faucet! It's driving me nuts lol
Right?! And the microwave width goes past the cabinets!
I thought I was the only one! It's giving me anxiety and I think I chipped a tooth because I'm stressing about it.
I'm just glad someone uses as much paper towels cooking as I do lmfao.
Yes, please. Carbonara in the Turbo Cooker as prepared entirely by Liza.
Matteo giving a gun show😍
Maybe you should on-gift the Turbo Cooker to Nick to see how he fares with it...
Yasss! Carbonara 👏
I die every time Matteo breaks out into his Cathy impression lol
Yes, please make the carbonara! Can’t get over how much I love your thorough assessment of the Turbo cooker 😂❤
I had to back the video up and rewatch.I thought I was hallucinating when I saw him put a wooden cutting board in his dishwasher😱
Come on biceps.
my life genuinely becomes better after matteo posts a turbo cooking video.
Matteo youve wanted this since you were a litteral child. You better get the best value out of owning one now that you can possibly get. Keep making these videos until the pan falls appart. I will watch every single one and smash the like button each time I do.
***Absolutely*** make the Turbo Cooker Carbonara!!!!!
When it said to add water to the hash browns, I knew they would turn out as mush. You just need some bacon grease! 🤣
YES! You know Kathy used oil or sausage grease there's no way she cooked those frozen hash browns with steamed water and they came out crispy. LIES.
Funnily enough if he used dried Hungry Jack cheap hash browns and added water, it would have been perfect. That's what Waffle House uses. Just add bacon fat or butter and it's perfect.
i love this series, you need to get chef tony’s miracle blade set and test out everything he does in that infomercial too!!!!
I love that you still eat over your sink.You struggle once you struggle for life.
I love Chris' editorial. He sounds nice.
Right? I feel like he needs to make an onscreen appearance one of these days.
Yes an appearance AND a raise! 🥰 ( I have no idea how much he's paid, we can just plant a seed☺)
I LOVE your shirt! Dorothy would be proud! 😂
The Golden Girls quote tank top is 🔥
I am obsessed with that shirt.
I just realized the "Turbo Cooker" is literally just a deep skillet with a lid.
NOTHING replaces Denny's at 4am! 🤣
Loving the Golden Girls tank top.
I love Chris in the background. I bet he never imagined this for his career 😅❤❤❤❤
The Turbo Cooker™️ breakfast hash brown pizza brought Matteo so much shame during filming, he had to pixelate it. lol
I'd say this pizza is more like a tortilla espanol. The dish of potatoes and eggs.
Love the Dorothy tank
The "Turbo cooker" is a big wok like non-stick pan with a big oval lid that has a valve steam escape valve to mimic a pressure cooker with a metal grill add on, marketers really knew how to spin this to sell it as "innovative cookware".
Watching in the hopes of seeing such a sad reaction to a great breakfast pizza that works 😂😂😂
I absolutely adore your Dorothy Zbornak shirt!
We need MOOOOORE of these videos!!! ❤
Your impression of the lady is hilarious… 😂
Tell me you can complicate anything without telling me. 😂
Please make the carbonara, I can’t wait to see how it would turn out in this NASA designed cookware.
Only Matteo could make this hysterical
That the dump cake lady? Oh hell yeah.
The Turbo Cooker has never had such a life❣️😂
I LOVE the Dorothy GG tank-top!
I think you secretly love all of these meals and use the turbo cooker everyday. LOL !
I’m here for all of the turbo cooler lore and experimentation
this whole endeavor is making my gripe about using pre-shredded cheese futile
Matteo knows better than to underestimate the dark magic that is the Turbo Cooker this time around.
Matteo is working his way to becoming the new spokesperson for the Turbo Cooker. You should do this in a big kitchen in the Hamptons with a bunch of your friends around an island or counter after a rager of a night. I think we all know which character Nick would play... 😂
I cannot abide the way this man uses a dishwasher
The music is giving me flashbacks to my job in a kitchen store
Laughed so hard when you said that someone on the turbo cooker cutting room floor thought to add in the part about salt in pepper & that taste needed to be involved 😂😂
Yes to Carbonara! Just add Nick's delicious chaos.
Matteo’s biggest fear is making the carbonara with the turbo cooker and it turns out to be the best he’s ever had.
“It’s nonstick, it just means it gives me cancer.” 😅 It looks very good!
Look at that breakfast pizza! Kathy Mitchell would be proud. Also please turbo cook the spaghetti carbonara I can’t wait to see how it turns out!❤️
Yesss! I was waiting for this!
Someone realized that taste needed to be involved 🤣
LOVE Mateo!❤❤❤
Watching you rage at the Turbo Cooker over the spaghetti carbonara is something we CANNOT live without. At least do that recipe before you get rid of it!
Nick finally gave em for Mateo
Don't give up! I'm honestly hoping for all the recipes! Watching Matteo cook with the turbo cooker is giving me life. Lol
He boughtt itt😂😂😂😂
Cathy Mitchell impression sounds like wicked witch of the west 😂
Yeh, I really, really, want to see Mattheo lose his shit over being told how to make Carbonara.
😂
I love to see you cooking with the turbo cooker. The sass 💁♂️ excellent
Yes! Please do it!!
The best breakfast pizza comes from a Midwest gas station chain called Casey’s. They are all over Nebraska and Iowa. Perfect for a hungover morning or crowd pleaser when meeting up with others in the morning.
Is everyone ignoring how he nearly washes his dishes before putting them in the dishwasher?
OFC we want to see you make the pasta!
Thanks for the content 💚
"the thing is, you have to be *exact* with this thing."
Not even two minutes later: "I guess that's a pound"
love the Dorothy quote on your shirt
I think the hash browns flopped because your potato/water ratio was wrong. You definitely did NOT use a pound of hashed browns, so there was too much liquid and you ended up with the mash.
"It's almost like every cooking is baking, if that makes sense" LOL im screaming!
I NEED THE SPEGHETTI CARBONARA FROM THE ITALIAN KING PLEASE!
This UFO is like the brick of a cellphone people used to use.
I love Matteo’s cupcakes!
Hooray Matteo is back with more Turbo Cooker this is peak entertainment for me Thank Matteo
🥰
I love The Golden Girls quote on your shirt!
Btw BEST tank top EVER 😂
I would just love to watch Matteo critiquing those old cooking Infomercials. The one he did of that woman with the Turbo Cooker had me in tears I laughed so much😂,it was Gold 🥇🥇
What’s your faucet? Is it leaning in a little?😂😂 this is awesome. Love you channel left the time and energy that you put into it more more more.
This looks so good… and the pizza looks okay too
I have enjoyed these videos, hahaha. Speaks to my childhood days watching infomercials at night during summer vacation. 🤣
The turbo cooker was not made for NYC apartments ! 😂 obsessed with the tank Dorothy Zb!
MATTEO IS A RIOT.....LOVE DTHE COMMENT ABOUT THE UFO.....I LOVE THE RED COOKWARE
Matteo...!
You forgot the random half an onion again!
You have to use it at least once more for that alone.
I also have a crooked and loose faucet in my kitchen I can't be arsed to fix..... I feel validated
Ooooo yum!
Love the tank top!🧁
Mmmmmmmmmm, egg breakfast pizza potato cheeeeeeeeeseeee
love the Golden Girls quote :)
Make your carbonara and the Turbo Cooker carbonara and have Nick do a blind taste test to see which one he likes better.
Are we going to notice he put the wooden cutting board in the dishwasher 😮😮