Matteo Lane Cooks Carbonara With The Turbocooker
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Matteo had to break the pasta to follow the recipe exactly but wouldn’t add onions 😭
Onion and cream in the carbonara it's way more atrocious than breaking pasta (even though breaking pasta is also a sin)
You don’t need the onion imo.. Rather some garlic in there instead
Is it an American thing that onion must be used in everything? I understand what you all are saying, but I’m going to need to put some onion in that. I just have to.
My Italian American ass would never add onion to this.
@Genious.Italians add sugar to their pomodoro sauces along with red wine vinegar and a sofrito
It took the Turbo Cooker to bring Matteo down to Nick’s level of cooking. 😂
The sound pasta makes when you break it is the same sound an Italian nonnas heart makes when it breaks
The turbo cooker making a three ingredient dish into a science project is somehow the most American thing. And people say we don’t have culture.
LIVING for the fact that Matteo is now Amy Adams from ‘Julie and Julia’.
omg the sequel we didn't know we wanted *"Matteo and Mitchell"* ! 😂
@@Trendyflute Nice
Ahahahahahahahahahaha that movie was on the other day and this is the best comment
So happy to be here for another Sunday mass to celebrate the holy trinity of the Turbocooker, Cathy Mitchell, and Matteo Lane.
Hail MItchell, full of grace.
Ya’ll are killing me here!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mass, brunch and RUclips Cathy/matteo clips. My type of Sunday
"this was .....a meal." (chris laughing and the camera shaking)
Another RUclipsr actually tracked her down and interviewed her about the stuff she sold.
Cathy is also a member of her own fan club on Facebook. 🤣
And Ramen Recipes is the biggest lie I have ever been told.
Love his transparency about balding and hair transplants :)
Also i think the bacon burned because you used half the bacon? I'm not saying cut the time in half but probably had to account for a minute or two less
And there was no onion mixed in with it either. Several wrongs. 😂
Same here! I hope we can soon start celebrating men being hands on with their hair/appearance like that (or at least as nonchalant as we are about women with hair mods). 😊
Also I think the lack of onion that the recipe indicated contributed to the burning as that would have added moisture to the environment moderating the temperature.
This is SO MUCH MORE COMPLICATED than just boiling some spaghetti in one pot and cooking the guanciale in a pan before combining everything in your serving bowl with eggs and cheese. The heyday of infomercial products is such a strange time to have survived.
“I’m doing this for Cathy!”
Matteo is adorable.
MISS CATHY FEATURED IN THE THUMBNAIL TWICE. She’s Gold Tier Gay Icon
Almost as iconic as Ina and Aunt Sandy as a gay cooking icon
1:19 I love that Mateo’s YouTuble plaque is just randomly sitting on a kitchen counter.
His kitchen gives me anxiety attacks with that faucet, the microwave being wider than the cupboard, and the tiled backsplash length being out of alignment with both the oven and the microwave xD
(You can’t hear this but I’m doing my best Matteo singing impression) 🎶NEEEEWWWWWWW YOOOOOORRRRRRK!
Welcome to apartment living
Just saw a recent interview she did with a youtuber she stunning
Same, there is usually a simple bolt and nut under the sink cabinet that keeps faucets stable to the counter. Anyone can hand tighten it 😂
*faucet
When you add the burnt bacon to the pasta 😭 it looks like you’re dumping autumn leaf scraps in it
Best description ever 😂😂
“I’m stressed when cooking with a TurboCooker” needs to be on a shirt !
The lack of onions is where you went wrong 😂
I've become obsessed with Cathy Mitchell because of you.
I'm starting to get suggestions on my RUclips to watch Cathy Mitchell.
Did he say "blow the casket" instead of gasket? 😂 literally dead
Matteo: We don't use bacon, we use _guanciale_ Also Matteo: What is a tablespoon??
*"THIS IS SO STRESSFUL"* honestly with all the valve open and close instructions this was giving me Saturn V rocket launch vibes 😅
The eyeroll for draining the fat gave me enough life back to go on one more day.
Bacon grease is like liquid gold in my house I use it for almost everything I keep it in my fridge , the crock cup that I keep it in my Great Aunt gave it too me like 42 yrs ago . I also have a green porcelain cup as a spare lol oh there is a spoon in each cup .
First look of the carbonara like it’s in the witness protection program 😂 damn I love these videos.
Don’t care what or how you cook it… you just make it fun to watch. Thank you.
You cooked half the bacon for the amount of time they wanted for 8 pieces, darling 😂😘
And yes… that was sooooo much extra work. 🤦🏼♀️
…why would more bacon need more time though??? Doesn’t make any sense!
@@derfranz5770 because as meat cooks down and fat is released, the ratio of liquid to solid changes. You can’t cook a typical 3oz beef patty the same duration as a 4oz (quarter pound). If you did it would be burned to a crisp. The smaller the cut of meat, the less time needed to cook it. I don’t make the rules, but my father was a butcher and I know my cook times for any and all “meats” 😂
@@derfranz5770so you don’t know how to cook does a 10lb turkey cook at the same time as a 20lb
@@ajrob77 4 strips of the same kind of bacon are not smaller, just fewer pieces.
If they half as thick, correct.
But keep on cooking your spaghetti half the time if you just take half the amount, idiot. 😂😂😂😂
I was going to say the same thing.
I remember these commercials with Cathy, it was on Swedish tv when I was little. It was like a “commercial break” in the early mornings and it was called TvShop and had a bunch of different appliances, tools and gadgets. And the ones I remember the most are the Turbocooker and the Magic bullet mixer 😅 And also, Matteo, there is no such thing as to much bacon! It can always be more!
Love your videos 🖤
The loose faucet gives me anxiety.
Hooray! Another Turbocooker episode, or, "I Never Liked Food"..."I never liked chew??"
Absolutely love all your hair choices: the beard and the short hair!!!
Playing taps while breaking the pasta is unhinged 💀 we stand proudly for the pasta in this household
this is called "full circle"
The title alone might get Matteo stopped by Italian customs officers in the future
I love that he waits until after he starts to read the recipe.
Queen Cathy 👑
I would absolutely LOVE to see Cathy Mitchell on your show! That would be my dream episode, followed by an episode in which you and Nick cooking Indian food together, followed by an episode in which Nick meets your grandmother. Here's hoping 🤞
Your face. "...cut in half." 💀
Short is always great.
The chaos is just perfection. "ingredients ingredients ingredients. Oh I got a haircut. This looks like the game Risk"
Matteo: its not carbonara, its fine.
Also Matteo: proceeds to get a third bite 😂
Matteo you look so cute with the haircut 💇♂️
The unidentified flying object stresses you out 😂 I admire your determination 😊
Perfect epitaph: “Blow the Casket”
This is how I feel every time I cook! lol so many steps and things to do. UNTIL, I followed your Pasta Pomodoro recipe. It was so easy to follow and came out SO good💖💖
I feel like this is how they make carbonara on the International Space Station
The Turbo Cooker is the appliance equivalent of new math
I’m not even Italian and I’m crying over the broken pasta. 😭
I can't cope with the fact that your subscriptions award is there at the kitchen... hahahhahaah
The glare when he said “spaghetti….cut in half….” The silence was deadly. 😂
Can we have Liza Minelli interviewing Cathy Mitchell?
I NEED this
That would be awesome
This is my new favourite RUclips series omg
9:04 Did Mateo say “blow the casket”? 😂
You just can’t stop can you? I love it
I can’t get enough of these!
Your smoke alarm scared my cat 😂
Mine too!
0:54 Carlo from Carlo & Sara would share the sentiment. You should get them on your channel
Carlo would stop him! No way he’d allow it on his watch!
The moment i've been waiting for. 🤣! Congrats on the haircut! Why did breaking the pasta feel like I was witnessing a hate crim being committed? Cant wait to see you in Salt Lake soon!
"This is so stressfull..." having put cut bacon slices in pan and put the lid on it... 😂
My Dude has got the fresh to death haircut going and it looks good.
You're absolutely right, Matteo. You didn't need the Turbo Cooker for this! It's literally just a stress machine.
I feel like this should be the informercial:
Hello, friends. Have you ever felt like you don't have enough stress in your life? Feeling like everything just comes a little too easily? Would you like to have a full on panic attack in your own kitchen? Well, have I got the machine for you! It's the Turbo Cooker! This amazing machine, despite our claims that there's no cleanup, will create more dishes from a single meal than you would ever use while cooking a meal with standard pots and pans.
That's got your heart palpitating already, I can tell. Well, if you want more heart palpitations, let me tell you that none of these recipes use any oil at all, because you just replace the oil with my ultra secret ingredient, Diet Coke! On top of that, our complex and confusing instructions will have you tearing your new hair transplants out at the speed of light!
How about that? It's that amazing, folks. And here's the best part. Your family will be so underwhelmed at this horrendous concoction you've produced, you'll never have to cook a meal at home again, because they'll insist you live beyond your means to eat out every night of the week! It's the stress gift that keeps on giving, folks!
you are obsessed with Carbonara... love it
Turbo cooker is extreme cooking at its best. If it was supposed to be relaxing she woulda named it the calming cooker.
"in honor of Cathy, I'm gonna drink a diet coke" 😂
You’re keeping Cathy Mitchell’s legacy alive (against our will)
Chaotic carbonara 🤣🤣
Closing the lid keeps you from having splatter on your stove.
this is ....A meal. you look so disgusted and tbh it does look super stressful and there's a ton of cleaning, how can they say it's easy. I'm so glad to have you review all these and create the "recipes". pure gold. Still waiting for you and Nick to do recipes together with these "easy as pie" items.
Totally just walked around the kitchen, trying to find things to stab it open😂😂😂
Matteo… we need to talk about the organization of your cupboard when you pull out the paper towels… Why are they not all on one shelf??? 4:17 😂
I LOVE Y’ALL!!!
Your videos are amazing. You need to make merch shirts that have your face, that damn turbo cooker , and in the center says “Do It For Cathy!”
I would buy ❤️
Love this!
Trust in the team of experts that engineered this pan and lid
😂😂
I really like the shorter hair either way you look great
Matteo Lane is the definition of a perfect man 😭😂🤍
Great Cathy Mitchell impersonation! Next, you should do a "Eat this book!" recipe from Cathy! Fold and bake! SO EASY!
6:28 When you said "THERE" I did a double take like is Nick with us?? You quite literally channeled him in that moment
That's the level of frustration that this forsaken Turbo Cooker brings you 💀
This is HYSTERICAL 😂😂😂😂😂
Mateo's commentary was hilarious
Congrats on the haircut :) you flaming superhero!
Nick needs to cook a dish in the Turbo Cooker
As soon as I said omg this is a nightmare you said this is a nightmare 😂❤
Matteo ❤ your new haircut. ❤ your Cathy Mitchell Turbo cooker recipes.
We need a video of Nick trying to cook with this thing 😂😂😂
I think your hair looks great, Matteo! Now what does Nick think about it? "This was...a meal." 🤣😂🤣😂
Just because you asked - shorter hair really suits you! I think it emphasizes your handsome facial structure. You've got great cheekbones and jawline, and the shorter hair really complements those parts of your face.
Ms. Cathy did you dirty with this recipe 😂
I would absolutely love to see you react to the Jaboody Dubs dubbed over versions of the Cathy Mitchell infomercials, especially the red copper pan ones. They are truly some of the most hilarious videos on the internet
I use to watch the Barefoot Contessa......and I love your comments on her. Watching it was like on a Qualude mellow moment and just floating through it all.
That faucet gives me agita...
How did we go from cooking carbonara in a turbo cooker to explaining how Matteo got his haircut
We thank you for your sacrifice.
Out of all meals Matteo has mealed, this wsss one of them 🤐😩
Matteo you need your own talk show.. it should be called ‘The Daily Talk with Matteo Lane’ ☀️😚 📺
Don’t worry about not understanding Risk. You’re Italian; you can change your mind mid-war.
This made my week
Yes, Matteo I love your hair shorter it makes you look younger. Love your cooking videos. Thank you!
Matteo being triggered by the bacon is brilliance 😂
OK. Sweetie. Wtf. You burned the bacon. They didn't burn the bacon, the pan didn't burn the bacon. You did.
I started laughing just looking at the title.
Oh we needed the turbo cooker very much.
Love your longer coifed hair cut tbh...but still look great as always 🫶
Thank god I found someone else who uses as much paper towel while cooking as I do ❤