Matteo Lane Cooks With Turbo Cooker
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You can't go wrong with Duncan Hines, Coke liquid & Steam baked or not!🤪😜🤪MmmGood moist.
Becuz I don't close follow things local and never figured you'd book in my hometown, just recently opened a local arts entertainment ads - YOU STOPPED BY MY MIDWEST TOWN where I live!! would have loved to seen you, I have abominable snowman affection for you as a aged tomboi lesbian. I want to hug squeeze you & call you George!
OOO you Should Review the Little Popcorn Store. It's right off up-w over yonder in wheaton
hey make a deep dish in it
😊
Girl I’m bout to go buy one of these
I have never seen a person more disappointed that their food was edible
He's like anti-Gordon Ramsay
"The food is f***ing COOKED!!! It is MOIST and DELICIOUS!!!"
peak italian tbh
This. 🤣🤣💀
@@wohdinhel him washing all his dishes before putting them in the dishwasher... He's everyone's Italian grandmother.
😁
“It’s honestly moist and delicious” is my new go to for dealing with crushing disappointment. 😂
Bisexual's first thoughts after giving it a try.
@@Matt..S LOL
It should be Matteo's newest T-shirt.
Love how you can tell Matteo just bought that shirt and took it out of the packaging like 4 minutes before shooting
Couldnt be arsed to iron it. What a guy
Quite literally minutes before shooting haha what a catch
The square fold on his front is so funny 😂
That defeated look when the muffins were good 😂
Kathy Mitchell sitting in front of her computer at an old folks home in California. Pointing and cackling maniacally, "Ha-HA".
is she still alive? i really hope so. i hope she gets to see this!
@@lottikokonut1250 She lives in Valley Springs California....as per wiki
Clock. She's the queen of everything. She made him eat and boy did he ever. I want to see some dump cakes.👏💀
I’m starting to live for Chris’ laugh-wheeze.😂
For real 😂😂😂😂❤
Omg this sent me. I d the same laugh sometimes. Then I don't breath. 🤣🤣
9:06
He sounds like a little bird.
That weeble wobble faucet has me dying
Is that intentional?
@@teresasavi8821 It would drive me nuts like that.
Every house proud gay man needs an erect mixer tap.
Oh jeeze haha now that's all I see 😅😅
Seriously. Such an easy fix for a huge improvement in life!
thats your regular nyc apartment@@teresasavi8821
Died at “it’s honestly moist and delicious”
When Matteo started watching infomercials, I was waiting for him to get and USE the gadgets. That time has come.
I didn't even know they were still available!
Steam gets hot enough to cook soft baked goods and you don't need a "Turbo Cooker" to do it. I taught a group of teenagers how to make cupcakes and muffins in a rice cooker that had a steam try set in the top. Cooking cake in a mug in the microwave is a similar concept.
Okay but you DO realize that’s still another item to buy right?
My concern was okay we're going to put diet cola in the bottom of a pan and you're going to turn that on and heat that up like btb RTS bring to boil reduce to simmer right so you're cooking off all the water is that thing going to just be nothing but like burnt caramel pop. EW. Not a good smell. Luckily it didn't.
The defeated look on Matteo's face is everything 😅😅😅
Chris's laughter in the background is everything 😂😂😂
lol, Matteo disappointed that this didn’t flop. Somewhere, Nick and Cathy Mitchell are laughing their smug heads off and pointing. 😂
"this is what Nick thinks an air fryer is" :D
We need Nick to use it!
Of course there is no such actual thing as an "air fryer" no matter what bullshi* marketing hacks try to say. You cannot "FRY" without using fat... it's the literal definition/ concept.
The real shock is that someone finally followed the instructions when testing a product 😂
hahaha i was wondering about the shirt! love the creases that say "i just took this out of the bag it was sold in"
Let’s be honest - it was in his closet this whole time and he just didn’t want iron it.😆
Came here for this comment 😅
That wonky kitchen faucet would drive me nuts!
Right, he used it like it’s supposed to be like that though 😂
When Matteo turned and said “it’s actually moist and delicious” I lost it 😂
Chris laughing and wheezing almost was incredible. He added so much to the background of the video.
You should do a whole turbo cooker series
Chris did Matteo dirty by allowing that newly opened blouse to appear on camera unironed
At 8:05 I called 1-800- Matteo Needs a Plumber To Fix The Loose Faucet 😅
Yeah, what's up with that. Or should I really say down?😅
Holy shit 😂
I love the shirt on Matteo that was specifically bought for the video including the folding lines. ;-)
7:10 Chris disintegrated faster than the muffins
his sink faucet is holding on for dear life
Hahahaha Matteo’s reaction after trying the cupcake was everything lol
love that matteo is so shocked and surprised it worked as advertised, also appreciate that the video is 10min long, "Ready in 10 minutes!"
Fix that faucet!!! All
it needs is to be tightened from underneath. Maybe a new gasket or something. Also, in baking, oil is typically added to facilitate the cookware and isn’t actually about the food at all. I love these videos, direct from my childhood.
LOL the steam from the Turbo Cooker can also be used to iron out wrinkled shirts!! Love you Matteo!!
💀🤣🤣 Sip on that t.
The palpable disappointment 💀💀💀
Chris has the best laugh, especially with Matteo face .. im dead 😂 love yall
Matteo's face while the "Turbo Cooker" was steaming away was hilarious. I think he confused it with a pressure cooker.
The video we ALL have waited on & NEEDED!
This channel is so underrated
Poor Matteo...I feel like we need Nick to do this recipe with the Turbo Cooker too. Just for comparison. They're also moist from being steam cooked. I think scientifically we need more recipes cooked in the Turbo Cooker to make sure she wasn't totally lying to us.
“Was Kathy Mitchell right?!?” I love it! Keep doing your thing, thanks!
I love hearing Chris' laughing at Matteo throughout the vid. Makes it much funnier imo.
What is with that faucet? Hahaha… do u need Nick to come over and fix that?! 😂
Yessss! You bought a Turbo Cooker.
Matteo calling out the Passive Aggressive Diva Kathy Mitchell and now this. Talk about a Sunday treat!
Kathy knows the secret that the boxed cake mix industry doesn't want to tell you. You actually don't need to use oil, eggs etc because they are complete mixes. They added that stuff onto the back of the box because people preferred having to add something into the mix lol
The soda trick is basically exclusively how I make box cake. It’s vegan friendly for one in my case, but also disability means making food as easy as possible is the way to go. It’s fine.
So have you ever done the substitution substitute of applesauce, when baking? if you don't mind me asking this since you're vegan. 👏👏 what the hell is vegan margarine? 😵💫😵 I hope that doesn't come across as I'm being rude or possibly as an attack. No cap. I really want to understand. if you're able to enlighten me I would appreciate it if you don't that's cool too. Have a wonderful day
@@whatsmyprintedname applesauce works in most things. Just notes it adds moisture so especially for in muffins for instance. Margarine by nature is vegan. Some brands add whey which is not vegan.
@@LifeOutsideTheBubble applesauce total right on. 👍 Yeah my older sister did one time. It was fire.
To the vegan margarine, well damn I'm a fool. 🤦🏼♂️🙆🏼♂️ 🤣💀 Thanks, that my 2 new thing I learned today. (Might take tomorrow off) well glad my calling wasn't a baker. Lmao. I am an amazing cook. I normally double everything, but can't seem to find anything leftover. The only time at my parents house when it's 💯 quiet. Thank you, hope you have a wonderful day
chris’s laugh was my fave part of this video 😭
PLEASE MATTEO A WHOLE SERIES JUST USING THE TURBO COOKER AND ITS RECIPES!
Yeah the 'Magic Bullet' infomercial was king of the genre. Ron Popeil's 'Set it and forget it' rotisserie was a close runner up.
Your impression of Nick sends me every.single.time 😂
"Is it steam or is it about to catch on fire?"
Is about the level of cooking I am at
Mateo’s disappintment is making me question all of reality as well as the entire culinary world. 😂
It's surprising that Matteo is shocked that steam can cook things. 😄
Cathy Mitchell WOULD NEVER LIE! 😁😁
you left out the cherry filling, which is like 1/2 the recipe
"this is what Nick thinks an air fryer is" 😂😂
This is like exactly the opposite of a Nick cooking video. 😭
Matteo your kitchen faucet! 😱 I’m a kitchen designer and worried about your faucet 😅
lol I hit send too fast! I love all your videos! ❤
Matteo fully pulled that shirt out of the cheap cellophane packaging that it was sealed in and threw it on without ironing it. 😂
You were so sad when you had to concede that they were moist and delicious. Lol. I thought it was going to be horrible too. I mean it’s made with diet cola! I didn’t expect that result either. 😂 so funny. Love that you matched her shirt, nice touch.
I'm all for watching dreams come true 😂
SOMEBODY GET THIS MAN AN IRON!!! LOL
Next episode, Matteo's ten favourite turbo cooker recipes.
“Was Cathy Mitchell Right??” A new series
I love this idea - maybe a start of a series 😂
Greetings from Germany, keep up the good work!
Chris and I have the same laugh but needs a snort like me. 😂😂😂😂
When the comedy dunk video inadvertently turned into an promotion video lmao. The unwilling acceptance and acknowledgment is like when a professor wants to fail you but they have to begrudgingly give you a passing mark hahahahahaha
The biggest bowl ever for 6 cupcakes.
gawd Matteo is so cute it hurts
Hey Matteo! I had the absolute privilege to see you open for Fortune last night. My family and I screamed out of excitement lol. You were hilarious as always; thanks for such an amazing performance
YEEESSSSS!! Its an Easter miracle!
I was waiting for Kathy Mitchell or that man with the awful pants to come walking in 😂
Matteo really went through a whole journey. He was excited. He was scared. He was defeated. He was depressed. A whole journey.
Chris’ fits of laughter were my favorite part of this video 😂😂😂
I loved it when the camera guy started cracking up! Fun vid!
that poor faucet @8:05
great video btw, was a fun watch!
PLEASE make this a series omg so good
Imagine just using an oven. I love your friendship with Nick, your love and ability to rag on him every chance you get. 😂😂😂😂so much LOVE!!!❤-AMANDA
I LOVE Chris' Muttley laugh at the end!
Not the faucet being just as shocked, i mean knocked over, as Matteo...
This did not disappoint, very entertaining 😂
The way this whole episode took me out!😂😂😂 I am SHOCKED how well the turbo cooker actually worked. This was a thing of my youth!
I love that Matteo is like mad this whole video that everything keeps working
Loving the genuine shock in his eyes.
Chris’ laughter makes the video even better! Got me wheezing too! 😂😂😂
aw, the fosset is already broken.
He wanted so badly to hate it but couldn't bring himself to say otherwise! 😂
Chris’s laugh is priceless in this video
I love every single moment of this video. Aspirational levels of chaotic energy
This series gives me great joy. ❤❤❤
Matteo: It's honestly moist and delicious
Chris: 🐣🐤🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦
😂😂😂
"I'm gonna follow the ingredients.". Immediately does not follow ingredients. 😂
♥️ L🤣VE Chris’s Laugh!! ♥️
This made my morning. Your reaction was priceless.
"Im nervous, Ihave no time!" 😂 thats exactly what they said this was for, moms with No time! 👏👏👏😂
Wait, so she cut out the oil to be healthier but switched the WATER for COLA?! Johnny Depp needs to be asked if he heard that right 😅
That brought me so much joy, please do more! 😂
I love how his reaction backfired
Chris’s car alarm laugh is the best
00:20 😅😅😅Laughing at how happy Matteo is holding that Turbo Cooker!
I love this series!😂
The disappointment was real🤣
Just watched the video again! So hilarious!
I would watch a whole series of Matteo making Turbo Cooker recipes😂