I love how the wireless seatbelt has the exciting checkerboard pattern to make it look more manly! I nominate this product as the most Unca Chuck thing _ever_ for motorists. Bring on those Darwin Awards, y'all!
It exists for when you put your bags on a seat and the car starts screaming“PASSENGER IS NOT WEARING SEATBELT” while beeping worse than a microwave if y’all wanted to know
Goo gone used for grills is basically a degreaser and cleaner. The reason it's called goo gone because the original stuff will basically obliterate any kind of sticky residue, from spilled juice to tape residue.
"Goo Gone" is actually a household staple for a lot of people in the US, not sure about other places. It dissolves a lot of things that usually stick around, from the charred crud that builds up on a grill to the residue from old tape. Fairly useful! But definitely a weird name.
Goo gone is verboten in some countries (or at least had been) because they refuse to list all ingredients on the MSDS, instead indicating the composition was proprietary. Isopropyl or windex tend to work as decent alternatives, but without that nice orange scent
Whenever I've got groceries, takeout or packages in my front seat I ESPECIALLY put a seatbelt around them so they don't fly off when I brake or go round a corner.
@@PrototypeSpaceMonkey Back when I delivered pizzas and such for a living, I'd use my passenger-side seatbelt to secure the pizza bag(s) so they wouldn't slide off during braking. Saved many a pie, but not all of them. Nothing's going to keep a pizza from accordioning inside the box during hard braking or other abrupt maneuvers.
In case you’re wondering, the traps. The fire on the axe at the start is purple/blue, it’s because the axe is titanium, and there’s a chemical reaction.
Alright, I need to see the Emkay team trying Jack's eldritch masterpieces now. Nut-Sauce Sandwich™ at first, now Ham-tella Sandwich™, Jack's culinary genius knows no bound.
To put it into perspective, characters usually start within the 15-20 health range at level 1 for DND. So basically, they'd touch the wasp and immediately die.
my friend bought an assassin's creed jacket thinking it was cool. i don't know the stats but it sure protected his virginity. i never saw him wear it again.
For anyone unaware, -30 HP is enough to kill all but the tankiest characters that are below level 3, and is able to kill wizards at any point in the game
Surprisingly confortable bed: -you can use an action to use your hit dices and instantly recover health, but 1 level of exhaustion is added for every dice used after the first.
5:42 Ah yes the legendary Big Bud 16V-747 tractor, the world's largest tractor. It had a two stroke diesel V16 with 900 or 1100 horse power depending the model. Bug Bud also made other huge tractors. Recommend watching Welker Farms INC RUclips channel if interested about these beasts. Farming Simulator has these tractors too!
12:40 Goo gone is the brand. They make both adhesive remover and degreaser, but are most known for their tin of adhesive solvent that gets sticky crap off hard surfaces.
For the golden wasp considering dnd has no luck stat and your luck is determined by your real luck, and lvl1 hp is usually around 8 to 12 hp. I would say becoming more lucky irl is worth killing your character.
I'm assuming that the luck stat would be something like a permanent inspiration. But still, a permanent +15 to ALL dice rolls within that campaign would probably be worth killing a level 1 character. And it would probably only kick in during something like a god-slaying campaign with something like "An unknown being has sacrificed their life to add +15 to your rolls from now on" right at the end of the campaign. (The unknown being is that random character you sacrificed.)
There is the Lucky feat. 3 times a day, you can use it to reroll an attack roll, ability check, or saving throw that you do, or an attack roll against you. I'd say that +15 Luck would give you 15 extra non-regenerating uses of said feat. If you have the feat, the regenerating uses will be used first. Effectively, it's like having 15 inspirations, which isn't normally possible.
Mystery Box Take the first 19 items on r/Itemshop and roll d20 without any modifiers. Upon opening, the box will contain whatever item the dice says. If you roll Nat 20 you get to pick
Okay but the golden monkey protector meme is actually really nice for severe anxiety and paranoid anxiety. I definitely could have used it when my OCD first developed and hit me like a freight train.
Honestly buddy I’ve been a dungeon master for 6 years and still forget things often. I don’t think there’s a non-Mercer alive that knows how everything about D&D
Nutsauce Sandwich (Ketchup variant) +10 Health +5 Regret +30 Nausea Summons a large hand that spawns a companion 'Smiling Snack'. Has 1% chance of spawning an additional bird or pink cat familiar.
Graphite Sword +10 Literature -15 Attack -100 Defense This graphite sword is literally only good for writing, it is just a straight stick of graphite on a hilt, not even hardened. Rarity: Ultra-Common From: School Chest
the thing about 'wireless seat belt buckles' they are VERY useful when you have dogs heavy enough to set off the sensors in your car XD they are not for real use for people they are used for making the beeping stop when your dog is moving around the car XD
you marinate meat in barbecue sauce sometimes and it gets cooked on. you have to get it off somehow and using that stuff is pretty easy rather than spending a lot more time to scrape it all off.
2:09 basically that would kill a 5th level wizard who had 10 con and rolled the max 6 on health each time Or a 5th level barbarian who is just taking his average and for some reason has 10 con
5:42 fun fact about the big bud tracttor, the one image is the biggest of the buds, its a old unit for that matter, and its also powered off a 16v-71 detroit 2 stroke diesel, and it makes the most heavenly of sounds. a bit of history on the detroit diesel: production started with the 6-71, a engine that ended up in many, many heavy equiptment, such as: graders, bull dozers, prety much, if it needed a fairly large engine then the GM detroit diesel 671 was a good choice, and yes, it was a product made my general motors (GM) AKA chevrolet and whatever else they owned at the time, the 2 stroke detroit numbers are broken down as such, the first number is the number of cylinders, while the last 2 numbers was the series number, so the 6-71 detroit was a inline 6 from the 71 series, what does the series number mean? its the displacement per cylinder in cubic inches, so the 6-71 had 71 c.i per cylinder which works out to 426C.I theres also leters to be put into that aswell, if theres a V after the first number its a V engine, which ranged from 6 to 16 cylinders for the 71 series and even more (20 or 24 if i recall) for the 110 series, so a 6v17 was just a 426 C.I v6 there were also 4 series that existed during the time of the 2stroke detroits, the 53 which was introduced later, i think around the 60's or so, the 71 series which often found in smaller semi trucks, and the 92 series which was also found in CMV's (comercial motor vehicles) theres a video of a guy in a pickup truck that has a 453T (T at the end stands for turbo) twin stickin it, theres a also a video of a cab over with a 12v71 doing a cold start which is cool, and a video of a guy blowing up a old 16v71 similar to the one in ol big bud then the clean air act happened and the EPA happened, which killed the ol 2 smoke detroits cause they couldnt pass emmisions also, the detroits had some variants past the normal v's and t's they also tried a valve less design, which a port only engine sounds great but then they relised it was kinda crap, if you ever see a ol silver detroit, its probably one of these rare valveles detroits, iirc there were also 3 valve and 4 valve heads, and yes, its strange saying that considering most 2 stroke engines have no valves at all and the ones they do have are not regular valves, i.e reed valves and rotary valves, but yeah, the detroits had exhaust valves, they were also super charged from the factory, and is infact where a lot of the old blowers that hotroders used back in the day came from, and why did these engines need a super charger? well, they dont naturally have any real intake pressure differences, and also its to push the exhaust out of the cylinderr a conventional 4 stroke engine requires 2 full rotations of the crank to complete a cycle, intake on the first down stroke, compression on the up, conbustion on the 2nd down and exhaust on the final up stroke, where it repeats right back into intake, well a 2 stroke only requires 2 strokes (1 rotation of the crank) to fire, so every up stroke is a compression stroke and every down stroke is a conbustion stroke, but it does have downsides, in a port type 2 stroke the port timing is what dictates when the intake and exhaust opens (its a bit of a simplification of how 2 strokes actually function but its close enough for people to get an idea of what it is) well, the intake has to have some kind of pressure to make the air and fuel rush in, with a 4 stroke thats a vacume caused by the piston going down, pulling air and fuel into the cylinder, with a 2 stroke its usually done with crank case pressure (the intake goes into the crank case and the crank case pressurize that which goes in through the transfer ports) with a 2 stroke detroit, it only has to worry about air because diesels use compression ignition, and they spray fuel into the cylinder to make it combust, with a 2 stroke detroit it also dosnt use the crank case to presurize the air, cause they still need oil down there, so the easiest way for gm to get it to extract the exhaust is to put a blower on the intake side and force air into the cylinders, its also why they use valves, because it can get more exhaust out with less jank
4:46 fun facts of the mvp 1: he be shopp ownar 2: he robog 3: he commited crimes to the privacy of people entering to their home while they are asleep just to take the chef boyardee from their kitchens
Hi, I’m Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that’s why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
10:14 hidden stat, any cuber that has ascended past rookie level is not only empowered by this device and can reverse the effects unto you, master cubers can evolve it into an axis form which has double stats and also inflicts confusion to lower leveled cubers
So the big bud was an actual tractor that was way ahead of its time. It was made at Welker Farms in Montana. That model is the Big Bud 747, it has around 1100hp and rests in museum in California I think
Jack trying to do that Chills impression... You're not Damian, you're not allowed to do that. Only our real da- narrator is allowed. Hmph. --- (I'm kidding, don't worry. Just doing a bit.)
12:40 Some people here in the USA don't clean the grill after every use. Since they don't, the fat and grease from cooking one time, cooks down and reduces into a tacky, sticky, gooey coating on the grill- either the grates, or the dripping catcher underneath. This can eventually catch on fire if not removed, and generally produces an unpleasant smoke. So products like that are used by people who wait until they absolutely *have to* clean their grill.
Pineapple on pizza i can overlook since i'm not italian, but when you mentioned nutella on meat, my thoughts turned into a mixture of the Spanish Inquisition and the French Revolution.
9:05 The Sword of Information Stealing 25% chance upon kill to steal any number of skills, traits, perks and/or abilities from victim. Note: This does not increase or decrease the power of said skill, trait, perk and/or ability. Only transfers upon death. Deals 75 Melee Damage Deals 125 Magic Damage "Seems to be cursed with the unfaithfulness of stealing and selling private information, illegally."
14:20 I am HORRIFIED that you didn't know this was magic points or mana points Jack. Although it wasn't capitalized so I guess I can excuse it. Barely.
2:18 So this means that a sandwich with two pieces of bread is a "Duowich" and a sandwich that has ONE piece of bread is a "Unuswich"! There's no telling how far this rabbit hole goes.
"Is 30 a lot of damage?"
"That depends. 30 damage to the barbarian? No. 30 damage to the wizard? Yes."
It also depends on if it is a one day game or a continues one
Also depends on your level
Also in the defense of the enemy and health
I love how the wireless seatbelt has the exciting checkerboard pattern to make it look more manly!
I nominate this product as the most Unca Chuck thing _ever_ for motorists.
Bring on those Darwin Awards, y'all!
It exists for when you put your bags on a seat and the car starts screaming“PASSENGER IS NOT WEARING SEATBELT” while beeping worse than a microwave if y’all wanted to know
God, the ham and Nutella sandwich sounds like... something, but Jack likes it then he can create as much cursed food as he wants
Every video I get more and more worried for the sanity of the emkay team.
Reddit does alot to people
@@noobler8394 fair point
@@noobler8394 like the robot that read every post on Reddit and became psychotic
Don't worry, they don't have anything to lose
He already been claimed by CHAOS
Fork with 1 spike:
-25 damage
+6.9 confusion
Chance to insta kill
Weakness: Soup
Onek
*chopstick*
knife moment
I know the dagger lol
I love r/itemshop vids and jack vids very much, so this is just everything good at once.
Goo gone used for grills is basically a degreaser and cleaner. The reason it's called goo gone because the original stuff will basically obliterate any kind of sticky residue, from spilled juice to tape residue.
"Goo Gone" is actually a household staple for a lot of people in the US, not sure about other places. It dissolves a lot of things that usually stick around, from the charred crud that builds up on a grill to the residue from old tape. Fairly useful! But definitely a weird name.
Goo gone is verboten in some countries (or at least had been) because they refuse to list all ingredients on the MSDS, instead indicating the composition was proprietary. Isopropyl or windex tend to work as decent alternatives, but without that nice orange scent
i used goo gone for paint once. the stuff stayed in my nose for like, an hour after lmao
I mean, that seatbelt clicker would be useful if you’ve got groceries or a package in one of the seats, rather than an actual passenger.
Whenever I've got groceries, takeout or packages in my front seat I ESPECIALLY put a seatbelt around them so they don't fly off when I brake or go round a corner.
@@PrototypeSpaceMonkey
Fair enough.
@@PrototypeSpaceMonkey Back when I delivered pizzas and such for a living, I'd use my passenger-side seatbelt to secure the pizza bag(s) so they wouldn't slide off during braking. Saved many a pie, but not all of them. Nothing's going to keep a pizza from accordioning inside the box during hard braking or other abrupt maneuvers.
In case you’re wondering, the traps. The fire on the axe at the start is purple/blue, it’s because the axe is titanium, and there’s a chemical reaction.
I'd figured that he'd dipped it in alcohol or acetone.
@@ObsidiaBlack1 oh, that's smart
I haven’t watched your videos in a while, I’ve been busy with school n stuff but this really made my morning XDD
4:31. That Hedgehog is Heavy from TF2, but in hedgehog form. Those spikes on his back will prevent any Spies from Backstabbing him.
You could say those spikes are a "RAZORback" **badum-tisss** 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Don’t forget Editor’s hands. +100 video creation
What about froggy the gremlin from Andy’s Gang
+50 funny +1 intimadation
Alright, I need to see the Emkay team trying Jack's eldritch masterpieces now. Nut-Sauce Sandwich™ at first, now Ham-tella Sandwich™, Jack's culinary genius knows no bound.
“Are you chucking like *Slime* Into your Barbecues or something?”
Me: *Sweats Nervously*
To put it into perspective, characters usually start within the 15-20 health range at level 1 for DND. So basically, they'd touch the wasp and immediately die.
my friend bought an assassin's creed jacket thinking it was cool. i don't know the stats but it sure protected his virginity. i never saw him wear it again.
L jacket
Assassin's creed jacket
10+ DEFENSE
5+ ATTACK
25+ STEALTH
100- CHARISMA
Info: assassin's creed merchandise in the form of a jacket. Repels women.
Drops from: Assassin's creed fan (7%)
Shop (105 cash)
@@MyUsernameIsGoofy
+100 virgin protection
25% women repel
maidenless buff
@@pure_RAGE L user
For anyone unaware, -30 HP is enough to kill all but the tankiest characters that are below level 3, and is able to kill wizards at any point in the game
I found one of those knight hoodies in a charity shop, bought it obviously, and I love it so much!
Lol
Surprisingly confortable bed:
-you can use an action to use your hit dices and instantly recover health, but 1 level of exhaustion is added for every dice used after the first.
A bone:
5%+ damage
29%+ hp
10%- defense
5:42 Ah yes the legendary Big Bud 16V-747 tractor, the world's largest tractor. It had a two stroke diesel V16 with 900 or 1100 horse power depending the model. Bug Bud also made other huge tractors. Recommend watching Welker Farms INC RUclips channel if interested about these beasts. Farming Simulator has these tractors too!
I want R/bossfight, R/itemshop and r/glitchinthematrix to all be meshed together in a game, that would be fucking awesome
oh nooooooooooo
Bossfight are the enemys itemshop is the players and glitch is the battlefield that gives effects depending on each field
2:05 "Is 30 damage a lot" "Depends in the context, level 20 Barbarians? No. Level 1 spellcasters? Yes!"
10:25 Behold the world tree Yggdrasil.
the day gordon ramsey hears about jacks food habits is the day ww3 starts
Nutella and Ham sounds strangely delicious, probably because you're basically just swapping butter, for hazelnut butter! xD
But it's still Heresy.
13:57 Oh crap, Warmbo is doing cameos now.
Bro, you said "Nutella and ham sandwich" and I could TASTE it. I immediately gagged.
Same, I’m convinced that Jack ain’t a human, but is in fact a really big ant that learned to talk.
Jay's Sandwich
+50 confusion
-20 taste
+1200 hp to anyone brave enough to consume
12:40 Goo gone is the brand. They make both adhesive remover and degreaser, but are most known for their tin of adhesive solvent that gets sticky crap off hard surfaces.
For the golden wasp considering dnd has no luck stat and your luck is determined by your real luck, and lvl1 hp is usually around 8 to 12 hp. I would say becoming more lucky irl is worth killing your character.
I'm assuming that the luck stat would be something like a permanent inspiration. But still, a permanent +15 to ALL dice rolls within that campaign would probably be worth killing a level 1 character. And it would probably only kick in during something like a god-slaying campaign with something like "An unknown being has sacrificed their life to add +15 to your rolls from now on" right at the end of the campaign. (The unknown being is that random character you sacrificed.)
There is the Lucky feat.
3 times a day, you can use it to reroll an attack roll, ability check, or saving throw that you do, or an attack roll against you.
I'd say that +15 Luck would give you 15 extra non-regenerating uses of said feat. If you have the feat, the regenerating uses will be used first.
Effectively, it's like having 15 inspirations, which isn't normally possible.
@@frantisekvrana3902 you must have a nice dm
"That looks like a tasty dog." John Wick would like a word with you.🐕😾
"Who adds things to take them away what are you my parents love" had me rolling
Mystery Box
Take the first 19 items on r/Itemshop and roll d20 without any modifiers. Upon opening, the box will contain whatever item the dice says. If you roll Nat 20 you get to pick
Okay but the golden monkey protector meme is actually really nice for severe anxiety and paranoid anxiety. I definitely could have used it when my OCD first developed and hit me like a freight train.
i think... emkay is a father.... HE KEEPS MAKING DAD JOKES!
Honestly buddy I’ve been a dungeon master for 6 years and still forget things often. I don’t think there’s a non-Mercer alive that knows how everything about D&D
3:43 perfect weapon for the cafeteria food fight
Nutsauce Sandwich (Ketchup variant)
+10 Health
+5 Regret
+30 Nausea
Summons a large hand that spawns a companion 'Smiling Snack'. Has 1% chance of spawning an additional bird or pink cat familiar.
Graphite Sword
+10 Literature
-15 Attack
-100 Defense
This graphite sword is literally only good for writing, it is just a straight stick of graphite on a hilt, not even hardened.
Rarity: Ultra-Common
From: School Chest
Love how the warning on the "wireless seatbelt" is "do not use."
0:25. My entire cells are in massacre mode
... the worm Christmas decoration... Looks like a throw able item to me...
1:21 HAHA! You fool, I actually like pineapple pizza! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
my brain keeps on getting confused every time i hear jack doing a different voice
edit: also 9:31 🤨
I can't believe I missed such a video. That's what I said before I lost 794% of my brain cells watching this video.
damn, that wasp has golden camo?!!
how many kills did he perform?!!
I love these videos🤣
That's all. Have a nice day/night😁
the thing about 'wireless seat belt buckles' they are VERY useful when you have dogs heavy enough to set off the sensors in your car XD they are not for real use for people they are used for making the beeping stop when your dog is moving around the car XD
1:40 Great, he gets away with putting meat in a chocolate sandwich but when I do it, I get told to pull up my pants and leave the cafe.
Society. 😔
you marinate meat in barbecue sauce sometimes and it gets cooked on. you have to get it off somehow and using that stuff is pretty easy rather than spending a lot more time to scrape it all off.
2:09 basically that would kill a 5th level wizard who had 10 con and rolled the max 6 on health each time
Or a 5th level barbarian who is just taking his average and for some reason has 10 con
But is it worth it
5:42
fun fact about the big bud tracttor, the one image is the biggest of the buds, its a old unit for that matter, and its also powered off a 16v-71 detroit 2 stroke diesel, and it makes the most heavenly of sounds.
a bit of history on the detroit diesel:
production started with the 6-71, a engine that ended up in many, many heavy equiptment, such as: graders, bull dozers, prety much, if it needed a fairly large engine then the GM detroit diesel 671 was a good choice, and yes, it was a product made my general motors (GM) AKA chevrolet and whatever else they owned at the time,
the 2 stroke detroit numbers are broken down as such, the first number is the number of cylinders, while the last 2 numbers was the series number, so the 6-71 detroit was a inline 6 from the 71 series,
what does the series number mean? its the displacement per cylinder in cubic inches, so the 6-71 had 71 c.i per cylinder which works out to 426C.I theres also leters to be put into that aswell, if theres a V after the first number its a V engine, which ranged from 6 to 16 cylinders for the 71 series and even more (20 or 24 if i recall) for the 110 series, so a 6v17 was just a 426 C.I v6
there were also 4 series that existed during the time of the 2stroke detroits, the 53 which was introduced later, i think around the 60's or so, the 71 series which often found in smaller semi trucks, and the 92 series which was also found in CMV's (comercial motor vehicles) theres a video of a guy in a pickup truck that has a 453T (T at the end stands for turbo) twin stickin it, theres a also a video of a cab over with a 12v71 doing a cold start which is cool, and a video of a guy blowing up a old 16v71 similar to the one in ol big bud
then the clean air act happened and the EPA happened, which killed the ol 2 smoke detroits cause they couldnt pass emmisions
also, the detroits had some variants past the normal v's and t's they also tried a valve less design, which a port only engine sounds great but then they relised it was kinda crap, if you ever see a ol silver detroit, its probably one of these rare valveles detroits,
iirc there were also 3 valve and 4 valve heads,
and yes, its strange saying that considering most 2 stroke engines have no valves at all and the ones they do have are not regular valves, i.e reed valves and rotary valves,
but yeah, the detroits had exhaust valves,
they were also super charged from the factory, and is infact where a lot of the old blowers that hotroders used back in the day came from,
and why did these engines need a super charger? well, they dont naturally have any real intake pressure differences, and also its to push the exhaust out of the cylinderr
a conventional 4 stroke engine requires 2 full rotations of the crank to complete a cycle, intake on the first down stroke, compression on the up, conbustion on the 2nd down and exhaust on the final up stroke, where it repeats right back into intake,
well a 2 stroke only requires 2 strokes (1 rotation of the crank) to fire, so every up stroke is a compression stroke and every down stroke is a conbustion stroke, but it does have downsides, in a port type 2 stroke the port timing is what dictates when the intake and exhaust opens (its a bit of a simplification of how 2 strokes actually function but its close enough for people to get an idea of what it is)
well, the intake has to have some kind of pressure to make the air and fuel rush in, with a 4 stroke thats a vacume caused by the piston going down, pulling air and fuel into the cylinder, with a 2 stroke its usually done with crank case pressure (the intake goes into the crank case and the crank case pressurize that which goes in through the transfer ports)
with a 2 stroke detroit, it only has to worry about air because diesels use compression ignition, and they spray fuel into the cylinder to make it combust,
with a 2 stroke detroit it also dosnt use the crank case to presurize the air, cause they still need oil down there, so the easiest way for gm to get it to extract the exhaust is to put a blower on the intake side and force air into the cylinders, its also why they use valves, because it can get more exhaust out with less jank
YES R/ITEMSHOP IS BACK
2:06 basically, if your character is a wizard and they equip this, they're dead
I am very sick right now and it hurts to laugh so this video was very painful 🤣
Tip: Items made by a Florida man decreases intelligence, bring items to counter this.
12:38
Food.
Food leaves residue on things.
Especially when you cook food and get fat, oil, and other stuff on it.
God Gone: Yes, they are throwing slime on their barbecues. It's called barbecue sauce.
4:46 fun facts of the mvp
1: he be shopp ownar
2: he robog
3: he commited crimes to the privacy of people entering to their home while they are asleep just to take the chef boyardee from their kitchens
Its incredible how many people think a rubik's cube is spelled rubix cube
Hi, I’m Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that’s why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
0:35 THATS MY FANART THANKS
12:30 Barbeque sauces can be VERY sticky, especially on ribs, so it's probably for that
Also, you know those grill marks you get on meat? Some of that carbonized matter ends up on the grill, too.
10:14 hidden stat, any cuber that has ascended past rookie level is not only empowered by this device and can reverse the effects unto you, master cubers can evolve it into an axis form which has double stats and also inflicts confusion to lower leveled cubers
I always wanted to buy that knight hoodie when I first seen it
My meme is in the video! Thank you emkay!
We got him to eat the "nut-sauce" sandwich, time for him to eat the "nut-meat" sandwich for us.
So the big bud was an actual tractor that was way ahead of its time. It was made at Welker Farms in Montana. That model is the Big Bud 747, it has around 1100hp and rests in museum in California I think
they weren't made at Welker Farms they just happen to have 3 big Buds
that hedgehog is wearing a german hat and you give him a little russian accent😭😭
Imagine if you got jumped by some person with a flaming axe
1:31 Finally! Is there ANY ONE ELSE who enjoys pineapple on pizza?
no, but I don't care if *YOU* have it, as long as I get my own cheese pizza
Jack trying to do that Chills impression... You're not Damian, you're not allowed to do that. Only our real da- narrator is allowed. Hmph.
---
(I'm kidding, don't worry. Just doing a bit.)
POV: youre imagining what fire aspect on an axe would look like irl
2:04 that is enough damage to oneshot a level 2-3 paladin witch is the second tankiest class
Hello EmKay 👋 Y’all have a nice weekend!
12:40 Some people here in the USA don't clean the grill after every use. Since they don't, the fat and grease from cooking one time, cooks down and reduces into a tacky, sticky, gooey coating on the grill- either the grates, or the dripping catcher underneath. This can eventually catch on fire if not removed, and generally produces an unpleasant smoke. So products like that are used by people who wait until they absolutely *have to* clean their grill.
3:48 "Golden silverware" Wouldn't that just be... goldware?
Pineapple on pizza i can overlook since i'm not italian, but when you mentioned nutella on meat, my thoughts turned into a mixture of the Spanish Inquisition and the French Revolution.
Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!
The axe is covered in hand sanitizer that was lit on fire
+ 30 damage is absolutely insane , a normal attack with that wasp could kill me one shot
My favourite sandwich combos are 'Mayonnaise and Mustard' and 'Vegemite and Devon'.
"I wonder if emkay fanfic exists." - My Brain, 2022
jack is everything okay at home? you know you could eat a ham sandwich and a nutella sandwich separately and enjoy them both? do you need more bread?
0:00 I love the sharpened volcano fragment!
8:22 This wouldn't give defense and cold resistance; it would give 50% fire damage reduction and afterburn immunity.
8:59 The perfect weapon for killing protogens!
I have made this joke before on a different video.
11:19 The only weapon that could possibly make Trolldier viable.
Enchanted Iron Axe
• Sharpness 3
• Efficiency 3
• Fire Aspect 1
• Defense Breaking 2
• Mending 1
I actually own one of those knight hoodies. Well, owned. I gave it to my brother. He still wears it.
My father is a proffesional programmer. I will gather all this information and give it to him, so he can make a gamewith it all
2:15 30 damage can one-shot most spellcasters
Nutella sandwich with ham.
I remember sibling eating spam sandwich with nutella...
I thought it's weird until now.
I guess I'll try one tomorrow...
tbf meat and Nutella is amazing, i personally love salami and Nutella Sandwiches, though i prefer gouda
Goo Gone is for cleaning off stuck on stuff. The original formula was for removing glue residue from stuff.
This is my favorite sub Reddit
Now I want a sniper kazoo 😅
9:05
The Sword of Information Stealing
25% chance upon kill to steal any number of skills, traits, perks and/or abilities from victim.
Note: This does not increase or decrease the power of said skill, trait, perk and/or ability. Only transfers upon death.
Deals 75 Melee Damage
Deals 125 Magic Damage
"Seems to be cursed with the unfaithfulness of stealing and selling private information, illegally."
15:53 No, you fool! It didn't say bone self control
_It said bone control._
7:29 I know a guy that I always used to say “don’t shit and fall back in it”. He should have invented that.
14:20 I am HORRIFIED that you didn't know this was magic points or mana points Jack. Although it wasn't capitalized so I guess I can excuse it. Barely.
2:18
So this means that a sandwich with two pieces of bread is a "Duowich" and a sandwich that has ONE piece of bread is a "Unuswich"! There's no telling how far this rabbit hole goes.
just a kind reminder that we,the polish put strawberries and strawberry sauce in spaghetti and it is good
Another reason to stay away from poland. 😂
I'm Polish and I'm proud!
@@God_tf2 alright! Pride!