Hi, I'm a new player with close to 7000 hours. This guide really helped me and I'm now on my way to carpal tunnel syndrome 2.0. Thank you so much Mr. Connor.
the game is ass to play without following a build guide which has the skill tree and most things set up for you, and the atlas tree is really really easy to understand yourself
The fact that you take time out of your content to honor the community, directing new players to other cool and helpful content creators is just so rad. Great video as always bud! You're a legend!
"Wanna have no fckin clue what's going on? Flicker Strike". As someone who plays flicker, setting up a mini shrine for rngesus beside your desk, while you hold flicker and look at other things except your monitor because of motion sickness, really sums up the overall experience from this simple statement. Btw, gotta sub on this 🔥
@@harkonan5913 no, he said meth, and its a reference based on how addictive the game is. Math wouldnt even make since considering math already has a skill check. I know plenty of people that struggle with math.
sometimes im glad that there is no time tracker for POB, im pretty sure that it atleast double the amount of my playtime (not including staring at the wiki for hours)
@@connorconquers yeah I'm pretty sure I have more play time on pob than poe tbf it's because I make a lot of theoretical builds then budget them and find out I need empy's team budget to make it viable.
@@catsoffon i recently got it. (it's extremely fun) it's definitely not as complicated as poe, but still not a game to underestimate of its mechanical depth
@@catsoffon i walked forward. from something completely out of my control. a nuke went off. setting off a chain reaction. that set me ablaze for the rest of my life. 200 hours in the game
@@DeputyFish disagree, you can make any strat work (you don't need 20 divines an hour), also low budget builds at the start are fun too, the fun is not locked behind some mirror paywall that you have to grind through. Always remember if you're not having fun, switch up what you're doing or quit, it is not worth it to grind just for the sake of grinding
@@Buggolious sadly. when you have 1500+ hours in a game. and never get any drops. so currency making is non existent beyond farming essence for a 100 hours. to earn enough to have a single build defining unique. (seriously this league. was worse inflation than biden. (and pyrocynical) combined. one with nothing is usually like 40c 2 weeks into a league. it was literally like 200c. until a few weeks ago. this is why this league had the biggest player drop at the fastest rate again of any league prior. it dropped 90% of the players in the first 3 weeks. thats crazy drop compared to the league prior (which was also a huge drop)
Thank you for introducing me to a new addiction. Combined with your Factorio, ONI, and Noita guides, I really think you missed your calling as a drug dealer...
@@connorconquers Please papa, you've only just returned! And you even brought us all such great milk and cigarettes! Surely you are not required to leave yet.
Brilliant guide. It captures what I feel like is the key component to this game. Not taking it too seriously. Or rather, taking a silly concept and then very seriously dedicating your life to forcing it to work.
It's gotta be the harshest player filter I've ever seen. If it doesn't scare you off, however, you're locked in. Kinda a self-selecting litmus test for the rest of the game.
Unironically the best POE ad I've seen People will now use this video to explain to people what POE is You deserve all the subs and likes good job dude
@@connorconquers and congratulation, because you joined my list of "creators that I watched one or more videos for the 10th time or more". Now lemme watch this video so I can watch it again in a bit.
This might actually be the most complete guide and explanation to PoE under half an hour i have seen to date and funny to boot! Also, i've only played the game for 4,119.7 hours and thats over a decade and u still make me feel like a new player....
This game does things to a MF. So many comments are "I have 4-figure-time-amount in game and I still feel new" Why do we do this to ourselves?!?!? Anyway, see you on the beach, exile.
Woah. I discovered your content 2 days ago. binged all your stuff. and I'm showing a friend your videos, only to realize you just dropped this video. Banger. Incredible.
Another absolute banger. I was trying to keep track of my favorite joke you made for this comment, but I lost track and gave up. Hilarious and informative.
as a PoE veteran (played since closed beta 2011?!?) with around 6-7k hours this is probably the most accurate and best introduction to the game of all times :D absolute pleasure to watch :)
I've never played Path of Exile, and thanks to this, I never will. You have saved me from my worst impulses and the eternal annihilation of my free time. Loved the video.
'worst guide ever" ... honestly one of the most overall concise and accurate videos i've seen of course there are other ones that are better... but not nearly this short. also some of the meme references got literal laugh out louds from me... "what if meth had a skill check" "this is why i play flicker strike" strike on, brother!
As a noob with only 2000 hours, 500 of which I played this last league, this video is spot on, fun, and good. Also, nice of you to give credit to other creators.
Hi im a decently new to this game. i started in 2018 when i was 14 and have played all the leagues until today. learned so much new things from this guide 10/10
I was waiting for this , I was afraid you wouldn’t because of poe2 but here we are and how glorious it is ! Love your work can’t wait for the next guide
Just found your channel the other day and now you’re making a guide of my favourite game, can’t get much better. Awesome video! Side note, I just got diagnosed with carpet tunnel, yes it’s probably this games fault, no I will not stop.
Great video again, still high quality on every aspect, just posting a comment to help the algo bump it up and let float on the surface of the sea of suggestion to get as much eyes on it
Amazing video good lad! Its incredible the amount of nonsense we can build, from the meta stuff to the most delicious meme idea. Like my Warden with Oath of Winter, Lancing Steel of Spraying for some perma freeze on bosses.
@@connorconquers It is still in development (lvl 80) but so far it manage to go through early red maps and the best part, this character didn't died once. I still need a better weapon and try a few uniques before closing on the build and work on the PoB.
@@connorconquers first update: it managed to kill elder guardians with surprising ease, dps might still need some work around but its defenses with Barkskin spell suppression is making certain fights trivial even when fought at the same level as them. Also the Southbound unique gauntlets are CRITICAL for the build, now that everything can be frozen with ease the "kill only when frozen" mod is safe to use on bosses. I will attempt the Elder later.
I just discovered your videos from this one. I've seen the factorio one as well and a few others of games, I don't even play. I have to say wholeheartedly your videos are the peak of the peak content on RUclips and I not watch your stuff forever but the way they make me feel right now it's like there is no better videos out there. Good job, bro best three hours I've spent on this site
@@connorconquers *do it for the bit* You know you want to. Just imagine feeding that glorious voice the most horrific, depraved script! It's gonna be like the Noita parallel universe delivery, *but on steroids*.
You've become one of my favorite creators. Your style is perfect, and the games you cover are already my favorite games of all time. Thank you so much, keep it up, you're doing great.
Loved this video. By the way, if you're struggling with Blight framerate, I recommend swapping between DirectX11/12/Vulkan. Went from crashing every intense blight to getting smooth max frame rate.
ok but uber maven is where the tutorial finishes and the game finally starts. That is when you get into ghosted feared voided t17s and infinite delve, which requires 1000x more investment than killing uber maven does. And once you've finally conquered that, you are ready to spend a month straight PoBing and building an immortal hall of the grandmasters character to solidify your position for all of eternity, which gets power crept the next league
This league we also got the divination boosted bosses. Anyway, I can't even kill uber bosses. I'm stuck at pinnacle levels. Maven make me cry everytime because I didn't have a Simon as a kid.
Awesome guide, so many hard truths such as Mud Flats being the hardest zone in the campaign, if not the game. Right off the bat you could tell you were already in deep by your use of the inside humour and memes, loved it and good luck with PoE2
Heard the opening and immediately liked the video. Something about those three things and their direct connection to POE spoke to me on a level I didn’t know was possible. Damn then he hit me with the Elphelt theme.
Great video again! Makes my day when you drop one. Had heard of PoE but never seen any gameplay -- it actually looks pretty sweet. I'm a casual gamer tho so I don't know about anything beyond the campaign lol and... uh.. would love to get a guide to Disco Elysium or They Are Billions... you should definitely try they are billions with no pause ...
You produce my favorite content on youtube at the moment, humor is my vibe, the rythm on point, the editing is clean. Thanks for your hard work. Those are not to me the "worst guide to X" those are cautionary tales of games machanics going so abyssaly deep they bring madness.
Crafting is the crack that keeps me playing, and trying builds. After crafting my first double elevated, beast locked chests and boots I knew I was in too deep...Well i had 1700 hours to figure that out
Its funny cuz when you don't know how to farm divs, they just seem so precious and scary to use. But now I'm just like, "yeah, time to suffix lock + slam until I hit the 1 in 10."
I dabbled in PoE when it first came out, before my potato PC and cheapskate tendencies stepped in to save me. Even so, it's nice to see that the core experience of "Flicker Strike go brrrrrrr" has survived and prospered for all these years
Flicker Strike is a whole archetype in itself. But not a build archetype. It's a player archetype : do you care about what's happening on your screen, or not ? Still better than archmage frostbolt nova though. I spent a full league getting flashbanged by that "optimal build" (that's actually faster than flicker strike).
As a veteran poe player of 11 years and insurmountable hours this is the funniest shit I've seen in a very long time. I was in tears for like half the video
I never realized how much I wanted to try digital meth with a skill-check until this very moment. There goes any semblance of a social life! Amazing video! One of your tops!!!!!!!! Edit: Spelling
The difference between this and meth is that you need to take a 10 hour long math exam until you get access to the meth. A math exam where you are given absolutely 0 information beforehand and are expected to figure it out yourself. So don't expect to walk into PoE with lots of nonstop action and excitement on the first step, it is a very slow start
I have around 8000 hours and yeah, I actually know some words, you said in this video! but fr maybe the best video I've ever seen about poe! Cheers, you got a new subscriber!
As a former Warframe player, when you began talking about the ingame economy, all I could think was: "Hey, that sounds familiar!" ...And then you didn't stop talking about it. And I learned the blueprint farms and Platinum trading was a lemonade stand compared to Path of Exile's New York Stock Exchange.
@@connorconquers Don't worry, I'm sure you're aware it's about 10 thousand hours on average to loot one so you're bound to get one. . . eventually! I believe in you! XD
@@connorconquers bought my first one this league because 50mil shipments were stupidly profitable, it's a wild feeling having it just lying there in your stash. must have sat there and just stared at it for like 15 minutes. ended up burning it on a meme item to post in g1, kinda insane when you realise it's "value" for rmters is like 700 dollars. 3.6k hours btw
Hi, I'm a new player with close to 7000 hours.
This guide really helped me and I'm now on my way to carpal tunnel syndrome 2.0.
Thank you so much Mr. Connor.
This is just barely parody 🤣
Good luck, exile.
Oh God, carpal tunnel in this game is so real, I have to adjust the keybind and the build just to make it viable.
any mirror yet? :/ im on like 6k hrs prolly more lmao
7705 hours (only on stream recording time played) no mirror for me yet. Great video!
you people need to touch grass and live real life
Amazing video thanks for the shout ❤
Thanks! And thank you for helping me pick fun farming strats every league ❤️
React to it on stream while paysing every 2 mins to run ads and look at unrelated memes
"Fire Res 75%
Cold Res 75%
Lightning Res 75%
Chaos Res -60%"
Based
Chaos encouragement
Perfectly balanced as all things should be.
Chaos Res is not important at all
@@KVenturi Chaos Resistance is important unless you don't like leveling and feel like randomly dying.
@@cpfuzzy skill issue
"We chose the path of sisyphus and asked for a bigger boulder." Caught me SO off guard. It's so simple and yet encapsulates everything so perfectly.
"REMOVE The Stone of SHAME!" 😊
"...And ATTACH The Stone of TRIUMPH!" 😮
🪨🪓
"Path of Exile is simply a tool to test your Path of Building creations" the most true thing i've ever heard
Skill Trees, brother I think those are those Skill Yggdrasils, am I going to have to sacrifice myself to myself to understand how this game works?
I'm so mad I can't put "tree yggdrasils" in this video. Well played.
Don't worry, there are EVEN MORE SKILL TREES!
the game is ass to play without following a build guide which has the skill tree and most things set up for you, and the atlas tree is really really easy to understand yourself
You can craft a skill tree that goes inside your skill tree btw. If you are quirky like that
@@teitonii nah, once you're comfortable enough to mess around with builds on your own the game gets even better 😁
Perhaps one of the most accurate guides ever made for this game and that’s saying a lot considering this game is mostly looking at guides
Just.... Just 1 more respec... I just need to find a better guide 🥲
Most accurate so far... until the next league launches
False advertisement. This is the best guide to path of exile I've ever seen.
I have 300hrs in this game. This guide made no sense and I still don’t know what I’m doing.
Another satisfied customer.
don't worry give it another 1000 hours and you should start picking up the basics
@@jarzz3601 over 3k and im still learning shit.
1500+ hour in... u think u understand enough to make a build, breeze through all act with your own build then u got clapped in yellow map
@@Aezthet1C I got clapped in T1 and made me look around my room like “wait am I the problem?”
The fact that you take time out of your content to honor the community, directing new players to other cool and helpful content creators is just so rad. Great video as always bud! You're a legend!
Thanks man, appreciate it ❤️
"Wanna have no fckin clue what's going on? Flicker Strike".
As someone who plays flicker, setting up a mini shrine for rngesus beside your desk, while you hold flicker and look at other things except your monitor because of motion sickness, really sums up the overall experience from this simple statement.
Btw, gotta sub on this 🔥
Right click make character go brrrr. Peak gameplay.
00:25 "What if Meth had a skill check" is probably the best description of PoE I ever heard.
math lol
@@harkonan5913 no, he said meth, and its a reference based on how addictive the game is. Math wouldnt even make since considering math already has a skill check. I know plenty of people that struggle with math.
"The odds of desired affix being rolled is always 50/50" - This sent me.
Path of Exile is a Tool to test your PoB game.
No lies detected.
The dark truth behind Path of Exile
It either works or it doesn’t so it’s 50/50
That's why I always play the lottery - you either win or you don't 50/50. :P
@@connorconquers for every chaos orb rollled? There is a on zero chance for 6t1 modifiers you need.
As a PoE player's playtime increases, the amount of time they spend character building increases exponentially.
They should add a /played to PoB 👀
sometimes im glad that there is no time tracker for POB, im pretty sure that it atleast double the amount of my playtime (not including staring at the wiki for hours)
@@connorconquers yeah I'm pretty sure I have more play time on pob than poe
tbf it's because I make a lot of theoretical builds then budget them and find out I need empy's team budget to make it viable.
I added Path of Building to my Steam to track my hours 'played'. Rounding out to about 4k hours now.
Yeah, I haven't actually been in the POE client for over a year but I have been playing poe religiously on average 40hours/week in that same year...
I can't press the like button enough!!! I still keep watching your Noita guide to keep me going through that games pain
Seeing others fail in Noita is what keeps us sane.
Is noita harder than poe? Been hearing about the game recently
Dunk or slam's advice recently got me my first win... But I only played it again thanks to the Worst Guide to Noita❤
@@catsoffon i recently got it. (it's extremely fun) it's definitely not as complicated as poe, but still not a game to underestimate of its mechanical depth
@@catsoffon i walked forward. from something completely out of my control. a nuke went off. setting off a chain reaction. that set me ablaze for the rest of my life.
200 hours in the game
"The only wrong way to play path of exile is one where you're not having fun." Thx just for that !
sadly the only good strats for profit. are unfun ones. (unless you have 12+ hours a day to play)
and you need profit. to have some really fun builds
@@DeputyFish no. if you're playing an unfun build, you'll quit sooner, and thus receive no loot.
@@DeputyFish disagree, you can make any strat work (you don't need 20 divines an hour), also low budget builds at the start are fun too, the fun is not locked behind some mirror paywall that you have to grind through. Always remember if you're not having fun, switch up what you're doing or quit, it is not worth it to grind just for the sake of grinding
@@Buggolious sadly. when you have 1500+ hours in a game. and never get any drops.
so currency making is non existent beyond farming essence for a 100 hours. to earn enough to have a single build defining unique. (seriously this league. was worse inflation than biden. (and pyrocynical) combined. one with nothing is usually like 40c 2 weeks into a league. it was literally like 200c. until a few weeks ago.
this is why this league had the biggest player drop at the fastest rate again of any league prior. it dropped 90% of the players in the first 3 weeks. thats crazy drop compared to the league prior (which was also a huge drop)
Thank you for introducing me to a new addiction.
Combined with your Factorio, ONI, and Noita guides, I really think you missed your calling as a drug dealer...
I mean... Maybe you're not wrong.
As an Actual POE Content Creator - I approve this message!
High praise coming from the guy who's build I stole to make the final section. Here, you dropped this 👑
@@connorconquers Thank you for the shout well!
When the world needed him the most, he returned with another guide.
Now to vanish for another 4 months 💤
@@connorconquers Please papa, you've only just returned! And you even brought us all such great milk and cigarettes! Surely you are not required to leave yet.
Haven't even played PoE in 2 years and this video is unfortunately making me want to join the dark side again. Absolutely fire video.
Don't do it. Be better. LIVE!
Or alternatively to what this nerd is saying... Dewit.
stay sane exile
Brilliant guide. It captures what I feel like is the key component to this game. Not taking it too seriously. Or rather, taking a silly concept and then very seriously dedicating your life to forcing it to work.
The first time opening the skill tree is a pivotal moment in the life in any PoE player.
It's gotta be the harshest player filter I've ever seen. If it doesn't scare you off, however, you're locked in. Kinda a self-selecting litmus test for the rest of the game.
Unironically the best POE ad I've seen
People will now use this video to explain to people what POE is
You deserve all the subs and likes good job dude
I can feel the sseth DNA running through your videos. Keep up the good work! I'm also a new player, I only have 1400 hours.
He, Max0r, and MandalorGaming were the reason I started doing this.
@@connorconquers and congratulation, because you joined my list of "creators that I watched one or more videos for the 10th time or more".
Now lemme watch this video so I can watch it again in a bit.
@@connorconquers The trifecta
It's crazy how addictive this game is, i fckn love it
Legal hard drug
Great video. The quality is without out a boubt higher than most videos on youtube. Looning forward to more videos!
This might actually be the most complete guide and explanation to PoE under half an hour i have seen to date and funny to boot!
Also, i've only played the game for 4,119.7 hours and thats over a decade and u still make me feel like a new player....
This game does things to a MF. So many comments are "I have 4-figure-time-amount in game and I still feel new"
Why do we do this to ourselves?!?!? Anyway, see you on the beach, exile.
Woah. I discovered your content 2 days ago. binged all your stuff. and I'm showing a friend your videos, only to realize you just dropped this video. Banger. Incredible.
I just discovered your channel yesterday and binged everything and you decided to drop this, let's freakin goooooo!!!!
Amazing. Should have put more shoutouts in there, e.g. Jousis, his builds encapsulate what is so amazing about POE
Trust me I wanted to. If I put in everyone I liked this would have been an hour long video.
One of the best PoE videos ever! :) Well done sir. :)
Wow, this guide is AWESOME! You’ve put so much effort into making it both informative and hilarious. Very enjoyable!
Glad you enjoyed it! Hope to see you on the beach, exile.
i was thinking abt getting back into Path of Exile; thank you for setting me straight 👍
Every guide is secretly a warning. You made the right call 👑
Another absolute banger. I was trying to keep track of my favorite joke you made for this comment, but I lost track and gave up. Hilarious and informative.
"I have two degrees from one of Canadas most universities" got me rolling.
I love your humor and editing in these videos. Don't make yourself burn out and keep'em coming!
Thanks! I burn out in my day job so these are safe lol. Hard to burn when you output at a snail's pace 😅
as a PoE veteran (played since closed beta 2011?!?) with around 6-7k hours this is probably the most accurate and best introduction to the game of all times :D absolute pleasure to watch :)
I love the use of Elphelt's theme at the beginning so peak. Great work
This is huge! :D I hope the devs see this and get a nice laugh out of it.
Instructions unclear, ended up in bed with Piety.
..... from which act... FROM WHICH ACT ADMIRALCOFFEEMAKER???
Canon Duelist storyline
I absolutely LOVE your videos, please please never stop making them (please)
Well I love making them so, for the foreseeable future, I have no plans to stop making 'em.
(please)
I've never played Path of Exile, and thanks to this, I never will. You have saved me from my worst impulses and the eternal annihilation of my free time.
Loved the video.
Every guide doubles as a warning. Well done choosing the right path 👑
Path of sanity
'worst guide ever"
... honestly one of the most overall concise and accurate videos i've seen
of course there are other ones that are better... but not nearly this short.
also some of the meme references got literal laugh out louds from me...
"what if meth had a skill check"
"this is why i play flicker strike"
strike on, brother!
Good to have you back king
As a noob with only 2000 hours, 500 of which I played this last league, this video is spot on, fun, and good. Also, nice of you to give credit to other creators.
I actually struggled with who to recommend since I could have spent 20 mins just talking about various creators I like. POE community is amazing.
I'm absolutely in love with this style of editing. Yet another banger from Mr. Guide himself.
Thanks! I'm learning new tricks every video 💪
"What if meth had a skill check?"
This is the first video I'm watching after waking up and it's perfect.
A fine "good morning" eh?
this video alone made me wanna subscribe. after about 9 years in POE I still find something new every time I play. great video mate . Cheers!!
Hands up the best explanation of path of exile in short format!!
I still feel like I didn't do it justice but I need to go back to a normal sleep schedule so I couldn't keep tweaking it 😅
"the true end game...getting a fancy belt" so real for this
Hi im a decently new to this game.
i started in 2018 when i was 14 and have played all the leagues until today.
learned so much new things from this guide 10/10
I was waiting for this , I was afraid you wouldn’t because of poe2 but here we are and how glorious it is ! Love your work can’t wait for the next guide
The PoE2 launch has been looming over me for a while lmao
Just found your channel the other day and now you’re making a guide of my favourite game, can’t get much better. Awesome video!
Side note, I just got diagnosed with carpet tunnel, yes it’s probably this games fault, no I will not stop.
Time for an RF league 😤
Why would you carpet a tunnel? Sounds like a recipe to have to vacuum daily...
I love your videos man, the music, the comedy, the edit, the timing, great work, keep going
“Writing bad lore Olympus fan fic” is an insane deep cut
One of those jokes where I'm like, "this only lands like 1% of the time but the people who get it will be happy"
The living toy must enjoy our contests, for it continues to play.
Great video again, still high quality on every aspect, just posting a comment to help the algo bump it up and let float on the surface of the sea of suggestion to get as much eyes on it
Amazing video good lad!
Its incredible the amount of nonsense we can build, from the meta stuff to the most delicious meme idea.
Like my Warden with Oath of Winter, Lancing Steel of Spraying for some perma freeze on bosses.
That's dumb. That's so dumb. I love it. PoB???
@@connorconquers It is still in development (lvl 80) but so far it manage to go through early red maps and the best part, this character didn't died once.
I still need a better weapon and try a few uniques before closing on the build and work on the PoB.
If you can get to to pinnacle bosses please share. I want something SPICY for next league
@@connorconquers first update: it managed to kill elder guardians with surprising ease, dps might still need some work around but its defenses with Barkskin spell suppression is making certain fights trivial even when fought at the same level as them.
Also the Southbound unique gauntlets are CRITICAL for the build, now that everything can be frozen with ease the "kill only when frozen" mod is safe to use on bosses.
I will attempt the Elder later.
I just discovered your videos from this one. I've seen the factorio one as well and a few others of games, I don't even play. I have to say wholeheartedly your videos are the peak of the peak content on RUclips and I not watch your stuff forever but the way they make me feel right now it's like there is no better videos out there. Good job, bro best three hours I've spent on this site
I love your worst guide videos so much! Would you consider doing one on Ultrakill?
And let people see how bad my aim is???
Maybe.
@@connorconquersyou simply MUST hire Matragrano. Even for a single line. We're not taking "no" for an answer.
I already steal enough from Max0r. I'm gonna get arrested.
@@connorconquers *do it for the bit*
You know you want to. Just imagine feeding that glorious voice the most horrific, depraved script! It's gonna be like the Noita parallel universe delivery, *but on steroids*.
You're gonna pop off in the algo soon. You're videos are peak content. Keep it up brother ❤
One of my absolute favorite content creators drops yet another banger. 10/10 and don't think you slipped that by me, Huniepop video better be a lock!
The script is actively being written 😎
You've become one of my favorite creators. Your style is perfect, and the games you cover are already my favorite games of all time. Thank you so much, keep it up, you're doing great.
I'm glad you started making videos just for me
Loved this video. By the way, if you're struggling with Blight framerate, I recommend swapping between DirectX11/12/Vulkan. Went from crashing every intense blight to getting smooth max frame rate.
ok but uber maven is where the tutorial finishes and the game finally starts. That is when you get into ghosted feared voided t17s and infinite delve, which requires 1000x more investment than killing uber maven does. And once you've finally conquered that, you are ready to spend a month straight PoBing and building an immortal hall of the grandmasters character to solidify your position for all of eternity, which gets power crept the next league
I'm not fighting GGNoobs. I'm still sane, exile.
This league we also got the divination boosted bosses.
Anyway, I can't even kill uber bosses. I'm stuck at pinnacle levels. Maven make me cry everytime because I didn't have a Simon as a kid.
@@oneoranota somebody made a maven simulator I'm not sure if it's still up
@@satibel bruh, that hit me like a brick. I remember Uber Elder simulator with the RF jugg character. Damn ive been playing this game a long time.
Amazing video, love the editing!
I was gonna watch it, but then i read the title. Thanks for saving me 24 minutes! /s
Good video.
Well well well, look at Mr High Standards over here.
(Thanks glad you liked it)
Awesome guide, so many hard truths such as Mud Flats being the hardest zone in the campaign, if not the game. Right off the bat you could tell you were already in deep by your use of the inside humour and memes, loved it and good luck with PoE2
This was one of the most entertaining videos I've watched in a while., more POE content like this please :)
Heard the opening and immediately liked the video. Something about those three things and their direct connection to POE spoke to me on a level I didn’t know was possible.
Damn then he hit me with the Elphelt theme.
This is the most accurate depiction of New Zealand up to date.
No one can prove me wrong. Anyone that goes there is killed by hobbits.
I love Extras, you did a good job using it. I always like your editing. :D
Oh god, I was clean for three years, but I can feel PoE clawing its tendrils in my brain again. Thanks Connor
I'm so sorry. You're welcome.
Relapse is part of recovery they tell me
wait 3 more weeks and then sniff poe2 :) it should hit even harder ;-)
@@Skilez sniff?? Please, that shit is going right into the vein 💀
best guide ever, great video nailed it
The skill system in this game is like a weird mesh of Final Fantasy VII’s Materia system and FFX’s Sphere Grid. That’s a little cracked ngl
Danm that's a good way of looking at it!
Yup, and when ppl asked about it GGG's said that they just came up with the system on their own, which is even cooler.
Great video again! Makes my day when you drop one. Had heard of PoE but never seen any gameplay -- it actually looks pretty sweet. I'm a casual gamer tho so I don't know about anything beyond the campaign lol and... uh.. would love to get a guide to Disco Elysium or They Are Billions... you should definitely try they are billions with no pause ...
Thanks! And that's the beauty of PoE. The base campaign has lots of content to enjoy and you can call it there or destroy the rest of your free time.
18:02 the amount of tiers on the cake genuinely suprised me 😅
I was afraid I was gonna need AI "art" for that gag but then I found that monstrosity googling "rich people cakes"
You produce my favorite content on youtube at the moment, humor is my vibe, the rythm on point, the editing is clean. Thanks for your hard work.
Those are not to me the "worst guide to X" those are cautionary tales of games machanics going so abyssaly deep they bring madness.
As a player with 3000 hours I must say this is in fact one of the best guides to PoE I've even had the chance to experience
Bro your channel is pure gold. Literally watched everything in one go! Keep em coming, bro
I was not expecting a reference to Peter Nygård, or his crimes
And yet, here we are
Yeah wtf :D
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Absolutely loved this video mate
these videos are the only thing keeping me alive after my failed cs midterms
You got this king and/or queen 👑
Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time.
3k hours logged on steam, still waching em guides
i don’t play path of exile, i don’t understand what’s going on but 10/10 funny man funny video
What an amazing video. Liked and subscribed. Will share with my PoE buddies for sure! Great work sir!
Red Ash as the ending song is unfathomably based.
I should have got a clip of me finding a chaos orb in the Alleyways map! Damnit!
@@connorconquers that would have been a nice touch!
Another exquisite video Sir Conquers, you’ve truly outdone yourself.
We await your next project with excitement and anticipation.
Crafting is the crack that keeps me playing, and trying builds. After crafting my first double elevated, beast locked chests and boots I knew I was in too deep...Well i had 1700 hours to figure that out
Its funny cuz when you don't know how to farm divs, they just seem so precious and scary to use. But now I'm just like, "yeah, time to suffix lock + slam until I hit the 1 in 10."
Absolutely love your videos. Always fun to watch them. Keep it up 😊
I dabbled in PoE when it first came out, before my potato PC and cheapskate tendencies stepped in to save me.
Even so, it's nice to see that the core experience of "Flicker Strike go brrrrrrr" has survived and prospered for all these years
Flicker Strike is a whole archetype in itself. But not a build archetype. It's a player archetype : do you care about what's happening on your screen, or not ?
Still better than archmage frostbolt nova though. I spent a full league getting flashbanged by that "optimal build" (that's actually faster than flicker strike).
As a veteran poe player of 11 years and insurmountable hours this is the funniest shit I've seen in a very long time. I was in tears for like half the video
I never realized how much I wanted to try digital meth with a skill-check until this very moment. There goes any semblance of a social life! Amazing video! One of your tops!!!!!!!! Edit: Spelling
Y'all got any more of those divine orbs 💀
The difference between this and meth is that you need to take a 10 hour long math exam until you get access to the meth. A math exam where you are given absolutely 0 information beforehand and are expected to figure it out yourself. So don't expect to walk into PoE with lots of nonstop action and excitement on the first step, it is a very slow start
@MyNameIsSalo I'm on it! Hahaha!
I have around 8000 hours and yeah, I actually know some words, you said in this video! but fr maybe the best video I've ever seen about poe! Cheers, you got a new subscriber!
As a former Warframe player, when you began talking about the ingame economy, all I could think was:
"Hey, that sounds familiar!"
...And then you didn't stop talking about it.
And I learned the blueprint farms and Platinum trading was a lemonade stand compared to Path of Exile's New York Stock Exchange.
I'm learning there's a lot of overlap between these two games. Might check out Warfare 👀
Now watch Connor drop a Warframe guide in time for 1999. Just kidding, I saw that page at 21:18. It's going to be... HunieCam Studio.
@@connorconquers Warframe is great too, you should definitely give it a look.
I've been threatening a HuniePop video for a while now. I have the script started >.>
I'm trying to do something... very special for that one.
Where is my business attire? I have some deals to do at Vaal Street.
10/10 video my dude
Just waiting for someone to say "I dropped a mirror while listening to your video during my farming, it does exist!"
Still never held one 🥲
@@connorconquers Don't worry, I'm sure you're aware it's about 10 thousand hours on average to loot one so you're bound to get one. . . eventually! I believe in you! XD
I debated selling my Original Sin for the video but I can't part with my beloved lol
@@connorconquers bought my first one this league because 50mil shipments were stupidly profitable, it's a wild feeling having it just lying there in your stash. must have sat there and just stared at it for like 15 minutes. ended up burning it on a meme item to post in g1, kinda insane when you realise it's "value" for rmters is like 700 dollars.
3.6k hours btw
Perfect guide. You have 10% of my playtime and are much better at PoE than I am lol.
Thx for all the work. Liked and subbed.
1:05 Sir! Path of Excel is NOT a game masquerading as a spreadsheet. Wait. Never mind. Please continue.
I never said it was a bad thing 👀
*Eve Online:* _Did you say spreadsheet simulator?_
*Path of Exile:* _Hold my beer._
Nah nah nah. No. If those two games get into a dick measuring contest it's just gonna be two giant hogs in the room and all of us feeling inadequate.