Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-19-24 | Bill Burr

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  • Опубликовано: 7 июн 2024
  • Bill rambles about happy loud people, flat earth motivation, and cheerleaders.
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  • @psytron939
    @psytron939 3 месяца назад +136

    I love how Wiki is popping up on this vid with Flat Earth definition “for context” ohh its gonna be a DOOOZYYYY

    • @NankerPhelge65
      @NankerPhelge65 3 месяца назад +13

      Oh jeeesus

    • @boereherp8705
      @boereherp8705 3 месяца назад +4

      flat earth definition? You live on a globe.

    • @Games_and_Music
      @Games_and_Music 3 месяца назад +2

      What?
      How is Wiki popping up here? Is that some option or function?
      Maybe it's an American (continent) thing, or, maybe i don't see it because i block 'certain things' already.

    • @psytron939
      @psytron939 3 месяца назад

      No fucking shit eh @@boereherp8705

    • @psytron939
      @psytron939 3 месяца назад

      Canadian so maybe, thank you Wiki for giving me some "context" of some bullshit that doesnt exist. Real fuckin helpful.@@Games_and_Music

  • @taccosnachos
    @taccosnachos 3 месяца назад +28

    Love the flat earth warning in the description 😂

    • @boereherp8705
      @boereherp8705 3 месяца назад +1

      flerfs don't even get tht🙂So yes, it is funny.

    • @8thlvlMage
      @8thlvlMage 3 месяца назад +1

      That's a pretty good sign for the rant quality of this episode.

  • @dt_052
    @dt_052 3 месяца назад +20

    THURSDAY ON MONDAY BILLY BOY ON THA SHROOMS AGAIN

  • @farischugthai5598
    @farischugthai5598 3 месяца назад +29

    Ol Freckles with the Thursday just before Friday on a Monday Morning podcast

    • @billyjean5934
      @billyjean5934 3 месяца назад +1

      He always comes too early according to mrs freckles

  • @Games_and_Music
    @Games_and_Music 3 месяца назад +54

    Bill: "eating a quesaunt"
    Also Bill: "I can speak French"

    • @Slowlightningflow
      @Slowlightningflow 3 месяца назад

      Gay

    • @m.a.sperry3424
      @m.a.sperry3424 3 месяца назад +2

      I'll bet Bill knows how to spell it too. It's "croissant",btw.

    • @Games_and_Music
      @Games_and_Music 3 месяца назад +8

      @@m.a.sperry3424 I know the spelling, Sherlock.
      The point is that he totally butchered the pronunciation of 'croissaint', to the point that it seems unbelievable that he can speak French (even though i know that he can).

    • @m.a.sperry3424
      @m.a.sperry3424 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Games_and_Music Thank you for your reply to my comment. Not only were you able to flex your prodigious comedic muscle, but also your superior intellect. You sure put me in my place.
      Everyone is impressed.

    • @greenderp
      @greenderp 3 месяца назад +3

      @@m.a.sperry3424 well, with how ratio'd you are going to be, other people think that also XD

  • @Number1stunna
    @Number1stunna 3 месяца назад +9

    Billy time travelin burr with the Thursday podcast on Monday

  • @lanceprzybyla7662
    @lanceprzybyla7662 3 месяца назад +4

    Hi everyone 👋......have a great day and week!!!

  • @paul-baseballcollector
    @paul-baseballcollector 3 месяца назад +11

    4 minutes in and Bill is on fire lol! So funny 😂
    The pastry and coffee with whip cream 😂

    • @jcasata
      @jcasata 3 месяца назад +1

      the laaaaaaaaady

  • @Leviajohnson
    @Leviajohnson 3 месяца назад +3

    1:03:30 did Bill just call Foot Locker “Athlete’s Foot”? That’s gold.

  • @PakistanZindaGOOD
    @PakistanZindaGOOD 3 месяца назад +13

    Let’s go Celtics clap clap clap-clap-clap

  • @vietdungnguyen6612
    @vietdungnguyen6612 3 месяца назад +4

    Listening all the way from Vietnam across the globe and it's 3 am i cant sleep

    • @exdus235
      @exdus235 3 месяца назад

      👋🏻😊🇺🇸

  • @RageRomantic
    @RageRomantic 3 месяца назад +3

    As a trumpet player of 25 years & a Bill Burr fan, I bloody loved that trumpet joke, worlds colliding 😂🎶👌

  • @beartrap3400
    @beartrap3400 3 месяца назад +6

    Billiam, his Burrness posting on tiiiiiiiime

  • @drivin69
    @drivin69 3 месяца назад +1

    god bless this great country ...

  • @ViktorLobos
    @ViktorLobos 3 месяца назад +1

    Thanks for checking in on Us Bill, Saludos desde Latinoamérica!💪🏾👍🏽

  • @ComaDave
    @ComaDave 3 месяца назад +5

    31:51 The Iron Butterfly/Edgar Winter collaboration we never knew we needed. 😉

    • @ryanvanbeek3603
      @ryanvanbeek3603 3 месяца назад +1

      I was laughing my ass off at all this drum stuff lol

  • @alexandertucker6140
    @alexandertucker6140 3 месяца назад +5

    Billy Billy boy how are ya!!

  • @cosmosprincess20
    @cosmosprincess20 3 месяца назад +3

    Me literally bursting out laughing listening to this sob when he brought up the instagrammers 😅

  • @gbgary
    @gbgary 3 месяца назад +5

    the Jerry Lewis "ladyyy."

  • @IzzySoDope
    @IzzySoDope 3 месяца назад +2

    "Bloated?!" That one hit bill in the feels 😂

  • @TREVONBACH
    @TREVONBACH 3 месяца назад +1

    HAPPY MUFFIN DAY BILL!

  • @joelkaplan8435
    @joelkaplan8435 3 месяца назад +2

    Keep it going Bill Burr! I can’t wait for your show every week

  • @Maderyne
    @Maderyne 3 месяца назад +2

    You were doing Edgar Winters Frankenstein riff when you did the drum score! Time stamp 31:52. It wasn't Iron Butterfly. But damn it Bill, both bands were well worth a listen or two! Keeping me entertained with your insights and wisdom, that's how I like it!

  • @tdhawk167
    @tdhawk167 3 месяца назад +1

    Been down that dark rabbit hole, as well...and too many times. So many talented musicians are greatly missed

  • @daftrok
    @daftrok 3 месяца назад +5

    Whoopsie doopsie on the title there, Billy Bobby Bee

  • @deat3456w
    @deat3456w 3 месяца назад +2

    Bill I love you brother

  • @GenX64
    @GenX64 3 месяца назад +1

    The Refrigerator, Billy “white shoes” Johnson

  • @alisterfolson
    @alisterfolson 3 месяца назад +6

    Me, a US Navy Veteran who's sailed the 7 Seas: Trust me, the world is round.

  • @shawnr8215
    @shawnr8215 3 месяца назад +2

    There are too many mountains to think the earth is flat.

  • @Nyoshi219
    @Nyoshi219 3 месяца назад +1

    Congratulations on 1 million subs Billy baked bits

  • @jeffreynelson6601
    @jeffreynelson6601 3 месяца назад +1

    See you Saturday in SLC Bill! Can't wait.

  • @boop113
    @boop113 3 месяца назад +5

    love you bill!

  • @charlesnelthorpe9252
    @charlesnelthorpe9252 3 месяца назад +1

    "..of course you think the Earths flat, you're ON IT"

  • @jacksonfriedman8676
    @jacksonfriedman8676 3 месяца назад +1

    Seeing Bill on Thursday!

  • @Hunches333
    @Hunches333 3 месяца назад

    Aww Jesus I’m on one today… gets me every time.

  • @superlee8953
    @superlee8953 3 месяца назад +1

    🗣️🥁🥁Bill talking drums is the best😂🙌💯

  • @ryanr5893
    @ryanr5893 2 месяца назад

    Took a break so I can. Enjoy multiples at once here we go

  • @TREVONBACH
    @TREVONBACH 3 месяца назад +3

    We wirey folks do drink coffee but usually black...
    the dessert drinkers usually have it all but stamina...

  • @blacklabelqlewis
    @blacklabelqlewis 3 месяца назад +2

    As a person who has had girlfriends who were visibly upset about me having fun without them for a couple hours I can tell that guy to run far and fast. Having your friends see your girlfriend sitting around stewing will start to affect friendships and it won't take long. That's a big red flag for control issues and jealousy

  • @JDMann555
    @JDMann555 3 месяца назад +1

    I was hoping Bill Burr would beatbox the drums to "Take Me Home" when he was going in on Phil Collins for a second

  • @BassmeantProductions
    @BassmeantProductions 3 месяца назад +2

    Friggin birthday today. 53. Wtf happened? Ahhhhh... Always nice to find this cast up. Layyyydeeeee!

    • @BassmeantProductions
      @BassmeantProductions 3 месяца назад

      Btw we call that Dead Guy Radio: "dude these guys rock"
      "Yeah he's dead"
      "This guy..."
      "Yeah he's dead..."

    • @BassmeantProductions
      @BassmeantProductions 3 месяца назад

      Martha Stewart is a goddamn GANGSTER!! Did the time, told em to gofts, got out and started smoking with Snoop Dogg!!!
      Fuckin gangster!!

    • @BassmeantProductions
      @BassmeantProductions 3 месяца назад

      Man way back in the day I used to hang out where the fab 5 used to chill. I might be responsible for the ghost time out. We used to get em trees every once in a while. We smoke pretty good so... Yeah. Sorry about that.

  • @leundrewilliams2433
    @leundrewilliams2433 3 месяца назад +1

    Good shit

  • @iamfrickincool
    @iamfrickincool 3 месяца назад +1

    Dude Indochino discount 😮 thank you good sir

  • @valterb0ss
    @valterb0ss 3 месяца назад +1

    Special edition of the Monday Afternoon just before Tuesday Thursday Afternoon just before Friday Monday Morning Podcast

  • @lanceprzybyla7662
    @lanceprzybyla7662 3 месяца назад +4

    How did he say - croissant 🥐😲😅😂🎉

  • @abenunya4327
    @abenunya4327 3 месяца назад +3

    Oh god, Bill! That's Edgar Winter, not Iron Butterfly!

  • @Nyoshi219
    @Nyoshi219 3 месяца назад +1

    BILL!!!!!

  • @gustavomezcala4142
    @gustavomezcala4142 3 месяца назад +2

    That was Frankenstein by Edgar Winter you where playing Old Billy Bob

  • @lilwelch6122
    @lilwelch6122 3 месяца назад +1

    Ken Griffey Jr also does photography

  • @josephpeters4622
    @josephpeters4622 3 месяца назад +2

    But for real, love you Bill bagpipes

  • @scholarshipzz
    @scholarshipzz 3 месяца назад +5

    early bird gets the burr!!

  • @ItsAllinTheDetails1
    @ItsAllinTheDetails1 3 месяца назад +1

    I will NEVER understand how ppl don’t know they stink

  • @coldflame999
    @coldflame999 3 месяца назад

    You are a role model and a legend Mr.Burr 👏

  • @AllanAdamson
    @AllanAdamson 3 месяца назад +1

    what we need is Star Wars | Mayfeld ... where's that disney plus show

  • @cameronmunro6417
    @cameronmunro6417 3 месяца назад +3

    London Ontario Canada. Austin Mathews won't be stopped,
    Your Bruins can kiss my He Him Ass. Lol.
    Hope the kiddos and Nia are all good

  • @ralphwiggum240
    @ralphwiggum240 3 месяца назад

    @ 45:48 " THESE FU'KIN YOUNG PEOPLE , WITH YA DOUBLE NEGATIVES! "

  • @bears1241
    @bears1241 3 месяца назад +2

    how are ya!

  • @johnnymolten7689
    @johnnymolten7689 3 месяца назад +4

    Maybe you could set up a gym ...and then suddenly the lights dim ...and soapy water shoots from the ceiling like towering inferno... and then everyone feels less afraid as the soapy water works it's magic 🤔

  • @Ayelord_khory
    @Ayelord_khory 3 месяца назад +1

    We out here

  • @peterpignatello6165
    @peterpignatello6165 3 месяца назад +1

    iron mike, executioner bernard hopkins ,broadway joe, joe cool montana, nigerian nightmare okoye

  • @leonking1111
    @leonking1111 3 месяца назад +2

    Yeeeeaaaahhh

  • @wheelson7895
    @wheelson7895 3 месяца назад +1

    As soon as I see flat earth in the context part of the video I know this is gonna be an awesome podcast 😂

  • @wm1pyro
    @wm1pyro 3 месяца назад

    Burr for President

  • @reneefahner3486
    @reneefahner3486 3 месяца назад

    I love Bill SO much because he’s so consistently inconsistent ! Didn’t he just shit talk playing golf last year only to LOVE it now ? 😂🥰

  • @Pavelow53forever
    @Pavelow53forever 3 месяца назад +2

    Bill before you go to salt lake you should try and get in contact with Heavy D from diesel bros/sparks motors etc. about setting up some RUclips content and fly with him in his Blackhawk

  • @whysosleepyjoe2811
    @whysosleepyjoe2811 3 месяца назад +4

    Bill flat earth theory is fucking hilarious to me i watch a channel called scimandan he makes flat earth friday going over the arguments of flat earthers just making a mockery of themselves 😂 my sister and brother in law are conspiracy theorists to the point its sad they will just look at you and shake their head when you mention how could it be flat

  • @brettlawson9488
    @brettlawson9488 3 месяца назад

    Hockey playoffs and baseball coming,best time of year

  • @robbob1234
    @robbob1234 3 месяца назад

    So many good hockey nicknames. Lots of guys nicknamed "Punch" lol. Kenny "The Rat" Linsman, "Boom Boom" Geoffrion, "The Rocket" and "The Pocket Rocket", hell even "The Great One" is a beauty.

  • @nobewayo
    @nobewayo 3 месяца назад +3

    Thursday on a Monday? Alright..

  • @ugotpassed7241
    @ugotpassed7241 3 месяца назад

    I do mechanic work on my own car. Got my missfire fixed and thought to treat the car to some sweet new wheels. Well got it done just fine but now my breaks leaking. Wonderful! Tomorrow problem fosho

  • @loganloedoe2766
    @loganloedoe2766 3 месяца назад +2

    Sup bill

  • @michaeleverson3801
    @michaeleverson3801 3 месяца назад +1

    "I'm in Portland, Oregon, home of the insufferable white liberal. I think that's what their state bird is."
    This Oregon resident is howling! lol

  • @slavetothe_algorithm
    @slavetothe_algorithm 3 месяца назад

    Cool to see the dude from the Racial Draft sketch doing do well

  • @peteywheatstraw7670
    @peteywheatstraw7670 3 месяца назад

    17:55
    Ehra-Lessien, Germany is home to Volkswagen's test track. On the high speed test section, there is a 5.4 mile section that is straight. You can stand at one end of the straight and not see anyone standing at the other end because of the curvature of the earth.

  • @ddsgardening7437
    @ddsgardening7437 3 месяца назад

    Well said about the Crocks 🇦🇺

  • @IzzySoDope
    @IzzySoDope 3 месяца назад +1

    Drums bridge the gap between rock and hip hop

  • @darthbinks5987
    @darthbinks5987 3 месяца назад +1

    The moon looks round, sun looks round, all the planets look round. Yet some think that the Earth ought to be flat😅

  • @exdus235
    @exdus235 3 месяца назад

    QB Doug 'BAMBI' Flutie

  • @d0ublestr0ker0ll
    @d0ublestr0ker0ll 3 месяца назад +3

    Wonder if the guy in the center pic is going to Indianapolis.

    • @milescoleman910
      @milescoleman910 3 месяца назад +2

      WHY ARE GOIN TO INDIANAPOLIS MAN? WHY!

    • @exdus235
      @exdus235 3 месяца назад

      😅

  • @domjelinek2263
    @domjelinek2263 3 месяца назад

    What an ep 😂

  • @Trunka34
    @Trunka34 3 месяца назад +1

    Mate..you don't need an "act". I would pay good $$ to listen to you ramble for an hour. Come to Australia!

    • @exdus235
      @exdus235 3 месяца назад

      👋🏻😊🇺🇸

  • @mathewwhitlock2342
    @mathewwhitlock2342 3 месяца назад +1

    Is George the Iceman Ger in the player who created the finger roll? You know when you go up for a lay up & he just rolled the ball off his fingers into the hoop.

  • @BlizzardDaPup777
    @BlizzardDaPup777 3 месяца назад

    THEY CALL ME THE SIDEWINDER!

  • @BrentElisens
    @BrentElisens 3 месяца назад

    Bill hasn't considered not begging for wealthy authority to dominate his peers.

  • @marcelcadiz8456
    @marcelcadiz8456 3 месяца назад

    Well look at bill acknowledging black peoples greatness! 1:05:21 😏🫡

  • @jayi8249
    @jayi8249 3 месяца назад +2

    Ahhh shit its the ol pickled ginger hold the 🍣

  • @guyincogneto8979
    @guyincogneto8979 3 месяца назад

    No one tell Bill that Randy Johnson has a Neil Peart drum kit.

  • @johnmurphy5809
    @johnmurphy5809 3 месяца назад +1

    I'll take the ceramic dalmatian for two hundred 😅

  • @_rhys_music
    @_rhys_music 3 месяца назад +4

    Any flat earther listening is just going to think well he's clearly in on it because he flies helicopters 🚁

    • @rogerwilco1777
      @rogerwilco1777 3 месяца назад

      ..collecting all that nasa $$$ to keep quiet..🤫

  • @michaelbenson9518
    @michaelbenson9518 3 месяца назад +3

    Billy "I'm not telling you the name of the place" Burr. Not helping small businesses since 1968.

  • @FreeCatCheese
    @FreeCatCheese 3 месяца назад

    I believe in the Flap Earth Theory - We're living in a simulation written down on the envelope of an old utility bill.

  • @pauliseri935
    @pauliseri935 3 месяца назад +1

    The "Ice Wall" thing never made sense. Haven't you ever had a drink with "Ice" in it and the "Ice" melted because the water is a lower temperature than the "Ice"

  • @AllanAdamson
    @AllanAdamson 3 месяца назад

    remember Benchwarmer Bob

  • @jnzkngs
    @jnzkngs 3 месяца назад

    That explains the Le Mans crash insta story.

  • @marcanthony1113
    @marcanthony1113 3 месяца назад

    It's Monday

  • @VenusianLissette
    @VenusianLissette 3 месяца назад +3

    I’m the mf whose voice changes when I’m excited hahaha (I’m so sorry💀)
    great podcast as always lol

    • @renclave
      @renclave 3 месяца назад +3

      Poser posted this 2 min after it was uploaded.

    • @lanceprzybyla7662
      @lanceprzybyla7662 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@renclave....and???

    • @renclave
      @renclave 3 месяца назад +3

      @@lanceprzybyla7662 LOL, and what? Math a struggle?

    • @VenusianLissette
      @VenusianLissette 3 месяца назад +1

      @@lanceprzybyla7662lol it’s okay, the bit was in the very beginning, so they haven’t even heard the podcast.💀
      This person actually just outted themselves as the poser, hilarious, classic projection.
      anyway have a good day🌻

    • @lanceprzybyla7662
      @lanceprzybyla7662 3 месяца назад

      @@VenusianLissette ahhh...I gotcha now..all good!! 👍🙂

  • @paul-baseballcollector
    @paul-baseballcollector 3 месяца назад +1

    First. Hi Billy Redface and everybody!

  • @mike-bee
    @mike-bee 3 месяца назад

    Bill
    I wanted to go to the Portland show, but the $75.00 sets were taken faster than I can whip out my wallet, only the $300 dollar seats and up were left. We can not afford that. Would have been a great b day if I could have gone. Good luck at the show, one day I hope to meet you and get that Miggs Mayfeld action figure signed.

  • @SmileSpace1
    @SmileSpace1 3 месяца назад

    "Ummmmm" x 1000. 😅has he always had that???

  • @heavy_peace8872
    @heavy_peace8872 3 месяца назад

    Don't fk with me, for a minute I thought it was Thursday! Still have days and days to go💩