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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @spookzer16
    @spookzer16 4 года назад +6470

    I've talked to my dad. He's an architect. Something he learned in college was large bridges have to account for the curve of the world. Neat thing I didn't know, but hey now you know as well.

    • @cwolf208
      @cwolf208 4 года назад +859

      Man, now all the bridge makers are in on it too.

    • @PeppaPig-hw8nl
      @PeppaPig-hw8nl 4 года назад +926

      Thats a lie how could it account for the curve if the earth doesn’t have one and is flat and I have and IQ of 186 so I’m smarter then you therefore I’m right and your wrong

    • @spookzer16
      @spookzer16 4 года назад +710

      @@PeppaPig-hw8nl can't argue with that... Literally can't argue with it.

    • @mrszoldyck8186
      @mrszoldyck8186 4 года назад +148

      @@spookzer16 lol u just gave up

    • @amoghphadke1304
      @amoghphadke1304 4 года назад +197

      @@mrszoldyck8186 there is really no argument its like beating dead meat

  • @doubtfulbat1756
    @doubtfulbat1756 6 лет назад +24298

    His ears look like they're upside down and it's really bugging me...

    • @Xalocin
      @Xalocin 6 лет назад +175

      Doubtfulbat 1 true XD

    • @humanzwasokay7974
      @humanzwasokay7974 6 лет назад +1176

      The earth is actually the shape of his ears

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 6 лет назад +340

      Oh my God you're right he's a lizard!

    • @zishee2125
      @zishee2125 6 лет назад +443

      I can't unsee this now and I dont know how to feel

    • @eliasburkle7508
      @eliasburkle7508 6 лет назад +56

      Doubtfulbat 1 sure sign he is a demon send by the illuminati to destroy all non belivers and burn fear into their hearts

  • @MarshTheYoutubeChannel
    @MarshTheYoutubeChannel 3 года назад +8163

    Notice how he said "Global warming" and not "disk warming"

    • @hi-db7in
      @hi-db7in 3 года назад +356

      what a moron am i right gamers

    • @BiloGadget
      @BiloGadget 3 года назад +160

      @@ahuman2371 "a 15 degree per hour drift" -continues being flat earther

    • @sweetpatate2729
      @sweetpatate2729 3 года назад +6

      Thanks to notice

    • @trashstorage1468
      @trashstorage1468 3 года назад +128

      @@ahuman2371 “All around the globe”
      Sorry to be the grammar police guy but the joke makes more sense this way

    • @sweetpatate2729
      @sweetpatate2729 3 года назад +5

      @vladimir putin is andrei panin - russian actor Maybe watch a simple interview of someone who has been on some spacial station, study spacial physics, ect

  • @Lzwerzx
    @Lzwerzx 3 года назад +5935

    I like how he cuts the globe and tries to flatten it and it doesn't flatten

    • @Lzwerzx
      @Lzwerzx 3 года назад +31

      Hm I missed that one

    • @Captianmex1C0
      @Captianmex1C0 3 года назад +136

      It's literally impossible to Accurately shape the earth into a flat plane. That's the funny part

    • @mekullag
      @mekullag 3 года назад +29

      @@Captianmex1C0 If you use accurate measurements, yes. But flat earthers have their own idea of f.e. how far apart things are from one another and obviously their view does work on a plane, so pointing out that a globe can’t be flattened out very well will do as much to convince a flat earther as it would convince us if a flat earther pointed out that his model of what the earth looks like would actually be impossible to fold around a ball.

    • @dylanb2990
      @dylanb2990 3 года назад +5

      @@Sushimurai that’s literally what he said

    • @sista_fista_0364
      @sista_fista_0364 3 года назад

      @vladimir putin is andrei panin - russian actor theirs pictures taken by NASA

  • @The_Novu
    @The_Novu 4 года назад +6102

    One common theme I've noticed with the Flat Earther movement is that they absolutely do not understand just how big the planet is in comparison to themselves. Six miles might as well be an inch.

    • @Fuwieya
      @Fuwieya 4 года назад +488

      Thats what i was thinking too. Its so fucking stupid and they dont even realize how ridiculous it sounds

    • @drcola143
      @drcola143 4 года назад +546

      @@Fuwieya Yeah, I was watching a flat earther comparing a very big toy plane to a very small globe, and telling how the plane would have to be aiming down the whole time because of the curve. The plane isn't as big as 1/10 of the earth

    • @longshotcs-6253
      @longshotcs-6253 4 года назад +139

      Not even an inch a millometer

    • @itstotallynotsai6577
      @itstotallynotsai6577 4 года назад +68

      Probably even smaller

    • @Eori1
      @Eori1 4 года назад +142

      I was just thinking that there should be an animation of how large the earth is compared to us and just a zoom in to show how little we are and show them why we see earth flat

  • @kingheffy9044
    @kingheffy9044 4 года назад +6104

    Low budget Freddie Mercury tries to prove the earth is flat

    • @AndjeiKuna
      @AndjeiKuna 4 года назад +179

      why you gotta insult my man Freddie like that

    • @arianna2948
      @arianna2948 4 года назад +186

      freddie didn’t die to be compared to this mole rat

    • @zadymew7885
      @zadymew7885 4 года назад +51

      @Buster head a low budget version is infinitely better that this mole

    • @trevormcinnis3573
      @trevormcinnis3573 4 года назад +41

      More like low budget Henry Cavill.

    • @markl4159
      @markl4159 4 года назад +5

      @@trevormcinnis3573 this

  • @BarryBruh
    @BarryBruh 6 лет назад +9181

    Earth is a 4th dimensional cube

    • @bfnvalley
      @bfnvalley 6 лет назад +176

      LemonOVA That would be called a “Hypercube”

    • @xv3598
      @xv3598 6 лет назад +225

      Low Standards Is that not a Tesseract?

    • @oilspillsignlanguageandsqu7990
      @oilspillsignlanguageandsqu7990 6 лет назад +11

      LemonOVA *5th

    • @mubaq8930
      @mubaq8930 6 лет назад +37

      C'mon everyone knows the Earth is a donut.

    • @117johnpar
      @117johnpar 6 лет назад +50

      FUCK CUBOID DEGENERATES. SHOW ME PROOF THAT ITS NOT A DODECAHEDRON

  • @xxsreexx3640
    @xxsreexx3640 3 года назад +3082

    I hate it when the mount Everest's shadow is on my house.

    • @SPM_Zsaws
      @SPM_Zsaws 3 года назад +77

      Fucking underrated

    • @Stickingnote
      @Stickingnote 3 года назад +42

      @testing Because the teachers had more responsibilities than they do now when it comes to what to teach. Some were just kinda dumb. Also it was just some teachers. (more in some countries maybe).

    • @Gauxllow
      @Gauxllow 3 года назад +16

      @testing which public schools?

    • @zackmatey1793
      @zackmatey1793 3 года назад +10

      @testing it was a public fact more than two millennia ago

    • @masterduelrecap1588
      @masterduelrecap1588 3 года назад +5

      No school will or ever did that

  • @Jellyduckface1
    @Jellyduckface1 4 года назад +2216

    I feel like Flat Earthers just looked at a map one time and took that literally to the highest degree

  • @canadiannickel7546
    @canadiannickel7546 4 года назад +1833

    Without gravity, how could flat earthers possibly have been dropped on their heads at birth?

  • @oogblar7067
    @oogblar7067 4 года назад +4261

    “The sun spins *around* the earth.”
    Pure genius.

  • @zk560
    @zk560 3 года назад +2523

    Ned Flanders was never the same ever since his wife died.

    • @ilikepigeons6101
      @ilikepigeons6101 3 года назад +27

      Ned Flanders is a religious Christian, not some scientist wannabe lol

    • @ilikepigeons6101
      @ilikepigeons6101 3 года назад +14

      @Alexander Perkins I got the joke. I'm saying not even Flanders is not that stupid

    • @user-fy7hx9gd6u
      @user-fy7hx9gd6u 3 года назад +13

      Though he deleted his comment, this Alexander Perkins guy sounds like a dumbass.

    • @ilikepigeons6101
      @ilikepigeons6101 3 года назад +3

      @@user-fy7hx9gd6u and the guy who posted the link above you

    • @zk560
      @zk560 3 года назад +12

      @@ilikepigeons6101 yeah, I keep seeing people posting some random ass links.

  • @isaiahburrell5453
    @isaiahburrell5453 5 лет назад +3950

    I started floating when i realized that gravity was a hoax

    • @KerWallis
      @KerWallis 4 года назад +50

      That's basically how they fly in Hitchhiker's Guide

    • @darthbob42
      @darthbob42 4 года назад +20

      @@KerWallis nope, they miss the ground

    • @KerWallis
      @KerWallis 4 года назад +15

      @@darthbob42 yeah, I remember Ford calling it that, but I thought it was all about being too distracted to realize you're falling, like when Arthur jumps out of a window, but is too busy thinking about what the hell a lemur is to actually realize he's falling, and thus, he flies

    • @iamalpharius9483
      @iamalpharius9483 4 года назад +2

      Jim, is that you?

    • @joyless869
      @joyless869 4 года назад +22

      U can fly when u realise gravity is a lie and u just take off the invisible weight called a brain in ur skull

  • @smartass199614
    @smartass199614 6 лет назад +1698

    Has anyone heard the reason why no one has driven a plane off of the planet? It’s called the “Pac-man effect”. Apparently, every time someone reaches the edge of the Earth and flies over the ice walls, they teleport to the opposite side of the planet like Pac-man does in the game. How no one has noticed all of these teleportations over the years astounds me.

  • @DrAvsDrZ
    @DrAvsDrZ 4 года назад +2155

    Listening to this guy going off with his “evidence” was seriously like listening to a pre elementary school child attempting to teach me that penguins can fly because they have wings just like other birds, and if the birds can fly, penguins could too.

    • @rattb0i482
      @rattb0i482 4 года назад +130

      Those kids can make a better worded argument

    • @randallmokjialung3592
      @randallmokjialung3592 4 года назад +30

      Well it'd probably make more sense

    • @michaelsartori1881
      @michaelsartori1881 4 года назад +38

      It was satire. I’m surprised more people can’t see that.

    • @crazybffs2205
      @crazybffs2205 4 года назад +50

      @@michaelsartori1881 I'm sure people know it's satire. It's just not a joking matter because there's individuals that ACTUALLY believe this shit and spread misinformation decimating decades of research

    • @mostpassiveuser8904
      @mostpassiveuser8904 4 года назад

      I'd be convinced.

  • @LoveTaps63
    @LoveTaps63 3 года назад +1602

    When he said "gravity is a hoax!" I was waiting for him to start flying like he is in creative mode
    I'm *deeply* disappointed

    • @Sockren
      @Sockren 3 года назад +34

      and in the same pose flying around like he just activated noclip in gmod

    • @LoveTaps63
      @LoveTaps63 3 года назад +1

      @@Sockren YES 💀🤣

    • @deeznuts7994
      @deeznuts7994 3 года назад +1

      This made me laugh thanks

    • @LoveTaps63
      @LoveTaps63 3 года назад +2

      @@deeznuts7994 *bows* thank you, I'm here all week

    • @toridetherisingwind4135
      @toridetherisingwind4135 2 года назад +3

      The dumbest thing about his explanation there that the sun and Earth are on a constant upwards trajectory (whatever 'up' is in cosmic terms) is that would not give any tangible effect or force such that we feel from gravity. Think of an elevator, when it starts to move you feel a downwards force due to your inertia being accelerated upwards by the elevator, once the elevator and thereby yourself reach a constant velocity however you don't feel any force being applied on you. If the Earth and Sun were constantly accelerating then yes we could feel a force but that doesn't explain what is causing the Earth and Sun to constantly accelerate. Maybe there's some mega black hole in the far distance attracting everything towards it and we conveniently experience constant acceleration as its gravitational pull gets stronger as we hurtle towards our impending doom. Who knows I'm not a scientist.

  • @jamesnewton8804
    @jamesnewton8804 5 лет назад +2682

    He looks like a normal human, but those ears are a dead giveaway.

    • @silversalmon9909
      @silversalmon9909 4 года назад +51

      Lizard person confirmed

    • @stoneocean4207
      @stoneocean4207 4 года назад +16

      hes a skrull

    • @yu-es4fz
      @yu-es4fz 4 года назад +7

      more like an alien giveway

    • @CDYT
      @CDYT 4 года назад +7

      shit youre right
      we have to hunt down all lizardmen

    • @boogerhead199
      @boogerhead199 4 года назад +4

      Upside down ear person

  • @commentdouchery2838
    @commentdouchery2838 5 лет назад +659

    "ever since I was a child, I've been naturally inquisitive."
    Press X to doubt.

  • @DrShaym
    @DrShaym 5 лет назад +680

    If the Sun was some kind of flying spotlight going in circles a short distance above the disk Earth, since there wouldn't be a horizon on a flat plane, you would be able to see the Sun at all times regardless of where you were (meaning there would be no night time), and its angular diameter would change based on how far away it was. In reality, the Sun appears to be the same angular diameter for everyone on Earth at all times, except for those on the night side of the planet when they can't see it. The Sun would also appear to be rising from different directions depending on your latitude, unlike in reality where it always rises in the East (unless you're at the North Pole or some place like that).

    • @simdude1001
      @simdude1001 5 лет назад +26

      THANK YOU

    • @simdude1001
      @simdude1001 5 лет назад +46

      Also the seasons are different on different parts of earth. How would a sun that's the same for basically everyone cause it to be winter in one hemisphere and summer in the other?

    • @bensosnowski1128
      @bensosnowski1128 5 лет назад +48

      Sim Dude Um, Magic. Obviously

    • @simdude1001
      @simdude1001 5 лет назад +21

      Ben Sosnowski shit man you right

    • @douggaming8093
      @douggaming8093 5 лет назад +5

      Dr.shaym, what are you doing on a cr1tikal vid?😂🤣

  • @Shinglerbleach
    @Shinglerbleach 3 года назад +814

    All flat-earthers always think the Earth is the size of a hill, like we’re supposed to see a curve from the ground

    • @mattkim9086
      @mattkim9086 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/Ecnlz7SXDCk/видео.html

    • @kevinb314
      @kevinb314 3 года назад +39

      Its true. I jumped real high and couldnt see any more of the earth than when I'm just standing there!

    • @Shinglerbleach
      @Shinglerbleach 3 года назад +26

      @testing What’s the point you’re trying to get at?

    • @freshfrozen7612
      @freshfrozen7612 3 года назад +22

      because their brain is the size of grain of sand

    • @freshfrozen7612
      @freshfrozen7612 3 года назад +7

      @@Shinglerbleach maybe hes wrong in schools teaching part, what he doesnt realize is some people evolve backwards

  • @mustangbeauty4
    @mustangbeauty4 5 лет назад +1060

    I don’t think you understand...
    The frogs were *already* gay.

    • @connor-wm9wy
      @connor-wm9wy 5 лет назад +20

      Not only the frogs, but the frogwomen and frogchildren too!

    • @aidanburkholder1946
      @aidanburkholder1946 5 лет назад +6

      this is where the frogs begin

    • @edzspecialsauce6744
      @edzspecialsauce6744 5 лет назад +11

      mustangbeauty4 the truth is the frogs were gay from the start

    • @scooprussell930
      @scooprussell930 5 лет назад +2

      In fact they where turning the water gay which the government was processing to make us gay. Finally, someone wise in the ways of science.

    • @kansassasquatch6381
      @kansassasquatch6381 5 лет назад +3

      We need to start over.

  • @munchkin2465
    @munchkin2465 6 лет назад +1832

    No one is going to mention that he used sidewalk chalk?

    • @gendomonk7655
      @gendomonk7655 6 лет назад +22

      UnpopularToaster
      you just did
      so it can not be "no-one"

    • @mellykc1866
      @mellykc1866 6 лет назад +15

      Seapack no they've modernized it. There's like a handle on it. My old middle school teacher used to use one like 5 years ago

    • @getsnipedkid3627
      @getsnipedkid3627 6 лет назад +1

      Tell no one

    • @spicerice8116
      @spicerice8116 6 лет назад

      God, he did

    • @cosmicstrawberry7579
      @cosmicstrawberry7579 6 лет назад +1

      you just talked about something other than sploon and squid sisters are better

  • @user-jw9mv2gh7c
    @user-jw9mv2gh7c 4 года назад +389

    “We have members all around the globe!”- flat earth official Twitter

    • @GigaChad-tv7xl
      @GigaChad-tv7xl 3 года назад +22

      @testing
      They won't, because I'm pretty sure they have better things to do than satisfying stupid dumbasess on the Internet.

    • @GigaChad-tv7xl
      @GigaChad-tv7xl 3 года назад +12

      @testing
      If evolution is a confirmed fact, why do people believe in religion?
      Your argument makes no sense at all.

    • @A7xeno
      @A7xeno 3 года назад +3

      @@GigaChad-tv7xl Pretty sure he doesn't believe in evolution either. He's a Bible/Quran etc creationist. I am almost certain that he believes that Earth is 6000 years old.

    • @phony8699
      @phony8699 3 года назад +12

      @testing the earth is not flat, your brain is

    • @thelordandsaviorgigachadrr888
      @thelordandsaviorgigachadrr888 3 года назад +2

      @testing no one cares that you can quote a psalm

  • @k8wolf8888
    @k8wolf8888 3 года назад +404

    "He shouldn't be able to see his friend for about... 6 miles."
    Earth's circumference: Roughly 24,901 mi

    • @jonathandavis8051
      @jonathandavis8051 3 года назад +12

      I put it into a graphing calculator and found that a few feet down after six miles is actually about right, so it depends on how tall the boat was I guess. To be fair, 6 miles actually is a lot. Maybe not when driving, but when looking out at the horizon

    • @vindovilles3419
      @vindovilles3419 3 года назад +3

      @@jonathandavis8051 also I think refraction plays a role into this too

    • @dutyinternal3516
      @dutyinternal3516 2 года назад

      6 miles is perfectly acceptable for that theory jackass. You don't even understand why atmospheric refraction is being brought up.

    • @nuibui6667
      @nuibui6667 2 года назад +3

      That is the only thing they did get right. However it is easily explained by atmospheric refraction. The same phenomena due to which you can stare at the sun directly with your naked eyes just before sunrise and just before sunset.

  • @meat7207
    @meat7207 6 лет назад +1991

    So we're the only planet in the whole solar system that's flat...
    Seems legit.

    • @stevenlau1742
      @stevenlau1742 5 лет назад +155

      All other planets are artificial.

    • @meat7207
      @meat7207 5 лет назад +115

      You've opened my eyes

    • @o5-814
      @o5-814 5 лет назад +57

      I think i read in another comment (not in this video)
      "Simply The earth is not a planet" Correct me if im wrong.

    • @rigel1088
      @rigel1088 5 лет назад +41

      crazy how nature do that

    • @rennie8063
      @rennie8063 5 лет назад +3

      also the same planet on which you were born on, but what were the odds for that?..?

  • @ItsGeo24
    @ItsGeo24 5 лет назад +569

    You could literally fly a flat earther to space and show them the earth and they would call it a simulation

    • @aquatickatz6101
      @aquatickatz6101 5 лет назад +9

      Such delusional people

    • @olfan92
      @olfan92 5 лет назад

      well...i am no flat earther but there is no proof that earth is round tho.

    • @Joshuaend
      @Joshuaend 5 лет назад +63

      @@olfan92 I don' know if your comment is satire or sarcastic. but your brain must've been snapped by thanos in half.

    • @vincentjenei
      @vincentjenei 5 лет назад +2

      @@Joshuaend no, hes not wrong. if i was given proof that the earth wasn't round i would believe it. meanwhile i do think the earth is the center of the universe because the bible says so

    • @Joshuaend
      @Joshuaend 5 лет назад +31

      @@vincentjenei you people are openminded yet narrowminded. I ain't going to say thry are wrong for believing what they believe.
      but look at his comment yow. look! what there is no proof that earth is round?!!?
      are you even reading the comment or just decided to comment to me because I posted a satire reply to him?

  • @rohiths3584
    @rohiths3584 4 года назад +1259

    Why does he look like Freddie Mercury dressed up as Clark Kent?

    • @dr.k8610
      @dr.k8610 4 года назад +38

      Jesus Christ I will never unsee that, that’s scarily accurate

    • @davideffendy8327
      @davideffendy8327 3 года назад +4

      how does this only have 100 likes

    • @Izaan2810
      @Izaan2810 3 года назад +3

      LMAO. I think it's vice versa.

    • @vaderx2000
      @vaderx2000 3 года назад +8

      He’s not NEARLY that handsome.

    • @MrSnake-dh3hu
      @MrSnake-dh3hu 3 года назад +6

      He looks like a young Walter White, if the cooking fumes seriously got to his brain.

  • @bruhmango
    @bruhmango 3 года назад +656

    3:00 wtf, 6 miles is a small fraction of how big earth really is, you wont see a curve over 6 miles.

    • @silphate9836
      @silphate9836 3 года назад +63

      Actually, no. If atmospheric refraction didn't exist, the boat wouldn't be visible. geometry adds up

    • @bruhmango
      @bruhmango 3 года назад +1

      @vladimir putin is andrei panin - russian actor because im not retarded and i believe the truth and what has been backed up by countless numbers of research and explanations

    • @sifutophmasterofeyerolling2513
      @sifutophmasterofeyerolling2513 3 года назад +3

      What is 6 miles in meters?

    • @hammyjammy
      @hammyjammy 3 года назад +9

      @@sifutophmasterofeyerolling2513 yeah same i can't picture wtf they mean by six miles

    • @anonymouspokemon4623
      @anonymouspokemon4623 3 года назад +22

      @@sifutophmasterofeyerolling2513 Over 9000 meters.

  • @hulknwill
    @hulknwill 5 лет назад +1877

    The most painfully obvious flaw in his "logic" is that instead of gravity, the earth is just moving upwards. Gravity pulls you to the earth at 9.8 meters per second per second. So for gravity to be replaced by their "theory" it would mean the earth would have to move up at an accelerating rate, specifically 9.8 meters per second squared. That would mean in less than a year the earth would be traveling upwards faster than the speed of light. Everything about flat-earther's "theory" is absolutely absurd.

    • @TheTaXoro
      @TheTaXoro 5 лет назад +278

      An even more obvious flaw is that the gravitational acceleration is NOT constant on earth. There are actually tools that measure the gravitational acceleration very precisely and it's used to look for large deposits of minerals like gold. So if we are all accelerating upwards unevenly the earth would literally split in bits and pieces

    • @MrSayines
      @MrSayines 5 лет назад +61

      And imagine the perimeter of Antarctica in that "flat theory" xD, it would be huge.

    • @pluto9317
      @pluto9317 5 лет назад +18

      i don’t think flat earthers believe in gravity

    • @hulknwill
      @hulknwill 5 лет назад +79

      @@pluto9317 Yeah they believe that the Earth is just moving upwards in space, but that doesn't make any sense and that's what my comment was explaining.

    • @daylightsensor8695
      @daylightsensor8695 5 лет назад +129

      imagine having your flat earth theory proven wrong using 8th grade math

  • @moviebad109
    @moviebad109 5 лет назад +623

    My favorite response to Flat Earthers.
    "Oh honey....you believe in 'Earth?'"

    • @lordofshades9497
      @lordofshades9497 5 лет назад +14

      do you believe in gravity

    • @plazasta
      @plazasta 5 лет назад +17

      If I ever meet one online, I'd just say "the flat earth hoax was invented by internet trolls to brainwash us into becoming idiots"

    • @pierreo33
      @pierreo33 4 года назад

      @@lordofshades9497 do you believe in magical space wizard

    • @potatobug5136
      @potatobug5136 4 года назад +6

      Do you believe in love after love

    • @Her_name_is_luna
      @Her_name_is_luna 4 года назад +8

      @@lordofshades9497 Made In Heaven

  • @xZippy
    @xZippy 5 лет назад +687

    Face Punchability Rank: *S*

  • @ethitlan
    @ethitlan 3 года назад +364

    Man, the flat earth theory just sounds like a shounen anime were literally every single government is against the protagonist.

    • @idrinkprinterink4095
      @idrinkprinterink4095 3 года назад +1

      Weeb

    • @ethitlan
      @ethitlan 3 года назад +5

      @vladimir putin is andrei panin - russian actor right, and have you proven otherwise?

    • @monkillazsbasement8942
      @monkillazsbasement8942 3 года назад +10

      @testing are you 6 years old? You can't zoom that far when you are so high up idiot.

    • @rays5163
      @rays5163 3 года назад +9

      yeah and that protagonist also had massive amounts of brain damage

    • @TheUplinkExperiment
      @TheUplinkExperiment 3 года назад +5

      @testing ??? If you mean by satalite, it'd just seem like a top-down/bird's-eye view of them swimming. If you mean by telescope, then in the NASA Headquarters you'd never see Australia due to the curve, to see it you'd have to make a longer telescope and then you'd defeat the purpose of testing this

  • @Knorkrax
    @Knorkrax 6 лет назад +821

    This proves that earth is actually hell.

  • @MuffinYoBusiness
    @MuffinYoBusiness 4 года назад +1265

    Just realized wouldn’t you see the ice walls based on your theory?

    • @jaygay6576
      @jaygay6576 4 года назад +40

      According to his theory ice walls are in as Antarctica and that's where we see them

    • @ETin6666
      @ETin6666 4 года назад +178

      A scientist posed a similar question and their response was "the atmosphere is too thick to see beyond a few miles".

    • @tsfbaf303
      @tsfbaf303 4 года назад +3

      The Person Who Lives Under a Goddamn Rock Yeah I‘ve heard that one tol

    • @coins_png
      @coins_png 4 года назад +63

      then why tf didn't someone climb them and see the edge ?

    • @habib1971
      @habib1971 4 года назад +96

      Bro Earth is a Minecraft mobile world from 2012 it cuts off at the end and stops loading

  • @cross19
    @cross19 6 лет назад +1168

    “The flat earth society has members all over the globe!”

  • @aaronyoung484
    @aaronyoung484 3 года назад +35

    I remember a while ago, a friend showed me a screenshot taken in some flat earth group. Basically, someone jokingly asked if there was a 'flat moon society' and the response they got was something along the lines of "No, the moon is not flat because there is evidence to the contrary."
    Bear in mind, this wasn't the early 2000s, this was 2018-2019, when there was an easily accessible *livestream* from a satellite up in space showing the earth being all globe-shaped.

    • @thesnailtale8490
      @thesnailtale8490 2 года назад

      As much as I think he is a b***end, Melon Husk trolled and asked them if Mars was flat and he got the same/similar response

    • @antoinerobillard3785
      @antoinerobillard3785 2 года назад +1

      I know right? isnt it insane that if you ask a flat earther about any other celestrial body, its a globe behaving according to the laws of physic except for earth that is a magnetized disk surrounded by an ice wall perpetually going up with the sun...

    • @fart63
      @fart63 Год назад

      @@antoinerobillard3785 no some of them believe they are holograms and some think cgi

  • @kozymemez3957
    @kozymemez3957 4 года назад +1488

    I just pushed my little brother down the stairs, and I gotta say, gravity is real, but my brother is asleep I think he’s not moving

  • @1singe_
    @1singe_ 5 лет назад +1835

    Earth is NOT A GLOBE
    6 minutes later "ice will melt because of GLOBal warming"

  • @Mastermagi01
    @Mastermagi01 6 лет назад +292

    if the earth is round, why have all my relationships fallen flat?

    • @ericmendenhall2867
      @ericmendenhall2867 6 лет назад

      Because Tila Tequila

    • @baseddepartment1428
      @baseddepartment1428 6 лет назад

      Magi it’s probably bad luck, maybe women don’t like you

    • @vgr0113
      @vgr0113 6 лет назад

      Cause you're so dense you hane your own gravitational pull, therefore they hav all fallen towards your senter of mass, which in your case is your forehead, which is flat.

  • @gold.viviane5524
    @gold.viviane5524 3 года назад +1483

    Come on guys we all know that the earth is a cute and shy anime girl🙄✨

    • @Zack-xv2yc
      @Zack-xv2yc 3 года назад +246

      AND SHE AIN'T FLAT!!!

    • @n-s-a7113
      @n-s-a7113 3 года назад +15

      @@Zack-xv2yc LMAO

    • @parvezzz1614
      @parvezzz1614 3 года назад +88

      earth-chan is quite round and thiccccc

    • @niero4201
      @niero4201 3 года назад +24

      I literally just read the comment "Earth is a 4th dimensional cube" and though "nah Earth is a cute anime girl" and then saw your comment under theirs.

    • @gold.viviane5524
      @gold.viviane5524 3 года назад +15

      @@niero4201 yeah I couldn't let them spread those fake news

  • @briarmason8737
    @briarmason8737 5 лет назад +334

    "Some of these theories I believe, and some of them I don't. But some of them I DO!"
    Already knows it's gonna be dumb based on that line.

    • @jester4886
      @jester4886 5 лет назад +1

      The man also cited "global warming" lmao this has to be a troll

    • @jester4886
      @jester4886 5 лет назад

      @Designer Fetish you don't believe your own thoughts?

    • @CameronBFunny
      @CameronBFunny 5 лет назад +1

      Yes, he restates the first part of the sentence with a "but"in front of it. He doesn't even know how to speak.

  • @AColonDashSix
    @AColonDashSix 5 лет назад +570

    Buzzfeed can’t even do satire right when it’s already done for them.

    • @scarface5856
      @scarface5856 4 года назад +5

      I’m pretty sure this isn’t satire

    • @arikalamari19
      @arikalamari19 4 года назад +2

      @@scarface5856 how? when you say "pretty sure" it implies you have actual proof that the meant it unironically.
      It's just an unfunny video

    • @-jore7581
      @-jore7581 4 года назад +6

      @@arikalamari19 "pretty sure" implies he thinks something based on subjective observations, "absolutely sure" would mean he has evidence.

    • @sybo59
      @sybo59 4 года назад +2

      There is no question they weren’t serious. Jesus fucking Christ.

  • @rider338
    @rider338 4 года назад +422

    If gravity doesn't exist but there is still a force holding you down you could still call that gravity
    Thats like saying "wind doesn't exist its just the movement of air particles"

    • @Invictus173
      @Invictus173 4 года назад +43

      What's worse is that he thinks the disk moves upwards constantly but doesn't understand that if it were to move constantly upwards then there would be no downward force at all.. The disk would need to accelerate at 9.8 m/s² constantly for us to feel downward force.. Acceleration is constant, motion isn't!
      What's worse is that if that's true then we would be going upwards much much faster than the speed of light by now because of constant acceleration over billions of years!!

    • @gim3209
      @gim3209 4 года назад +2

      excuse me if I'm wrong but the concept of "up" is the opposite direction of gravity

    • @Invictus173
      @Invictus173 4 года назад +8

      @@gim3209 yeah up is opposite to the direction of final combined vector of force which in our case would be gravity..

    • @Invictus173
      @Invictus173 4 года назад

      @@gim3209 vsauce has an entire video talking about which way up is! Go check it out

    • @rider338
      @rider338 4 года назад +2

      @@gim3209 i mean technically up only exists on planets which also usually is where you can find gravity if you're lucky enough

  • @drewzy7508
    @drewzy7508 3 года назад +36

    I love that Wikipedia recommends the flat earth page yet their logo is a globe.

  • @zarenemanego2292
    @zarenemanego2292 4 года назад +211

    I love it when other people have literally no problems and just want to create one

    • @lucifernbk2550
      @lucifernbk2550 4 года назад +1

      Beliefs generally

    • @glasshorse6893
      @glasshorse6893 4 года назад +9

      that's the best way to summarize flat earthers. people who are privilaged with a lack of issues and a lack of common sense thinking they're gonna disprove centuries of professionally sourced and credited proof, that they'll show everyone the truth and be heralded as the new geniuses

  • @synchronizedelbow5702
    @synchronizedelbow5702 6 лет назад +196

    Watching a boat float downriver for several miles with a telescope doesn't prove the Earth as flat.
    *It means your telescope works.*

  • @PaytonTate
    @PaytonTate 6 лет назад +518

    3:00 "shouldn't see the top of the sailboat after Six miles"
    BOY WE DO NOT LIVE ON MERCURY
    People who follow Flat-Earth just do not know how big the planet actually is.

    • @10runescape
      @10runescape 6 лет назад +14

      Lmfao I was thinking the same thing

    • @UlrichFirelordBOM
      @UlrichFirelordBOM 6 лет назад +97

      Earth gotta be at least 10 miles long

    • @wlf-hly
      @wlf-hly 6 лет назад +19

      James dorian well I mean.. You're not wrong

    • @owentsai175
      @owentsai175 6 лет назад +17

      Doesn't the boat have to go at least 80 km for it to disappear?

    • @chewtoi
      @chewtoi 6 лет назад

      Payton Tate I

  • @SpaceMissile
    @SpaceMissile 3 года назад +163

    why is clark kent confused about the earth being a sphere? didn't he fly around it to turn back time once?

    • @thecatboy7494
      @thecatboy7494 3 года назад +5

      Nah dude you're thinking of Superman.

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 3 года назад +3

      @@thecatboy7494 oh ofc; my bad

    • @fidker
      @fidker 2 года назад +2

      @@thecatboy7494 That Clark Kent dude really looks like Superman. Or maybe it's just my myopia 🤔

  • @captainnikitis1811
    @captainnikitis1811 4 года назад +2283

    The earth is clearly a triangle. Why else would the Egyptians build giant pyramids Kappa

  • @BBQ1311
    @BBQ1311 6 лет назад +833

    There are flat earth believers all around the globe

    • @dales787
      @dales787 6 лет назад +36

      *THE FROGS JUST TURNED GAY*

    • @clyde__cruz1
      @clyde__cruz1 6 лет назад +3

      Original

    • @stanthorizon3222
      @stanthorizon3222 6 лет назад +2

      I want anyone that’s a flat earther to repeat this a couple of times

    • @Gelato41_
      @Gelato41_ 5 лет назад

      Gay theory tbh

    • @westonhudiburgh5786
      @westonhudiburgh5786 5 лет назад

      Smokin Doinks I see what you did there. You said globe lol. Don’t you mean DISK

  • @vortigauntsteve49
    @vortigauntsteve49 6 лет назад +698

    The Earth is actually a 1 to 50,00,000 scale model of lightning mcqueen

  • @360zm4
    @360zm4 3 года назад +60

    I'm such a conspiracy theorist that I don't even believe that his mustache is real.

    • @invaderskooge7432
      @invaderskooge7432 3 года назад +11

      Lol you believe in mustaches? Pathetic.

    • @hyperv1016
      @hyperv1016 3 года назад

      @@invaderskooge7432 You believe your name is InvaderSkooge? Pathetic.

  • @notarman
    @notarman 6 лет назад +2325

    If the earth ain't flat then why is a map flat?

    • @Blittsplitt5
      @Blittsplitt5 6 лет назад +35

      Armoney
      Is that a serious question?

    • @notarman
      @notarman 6 лет назад +372

      No lol, Im not an idiot

    • @amann4467
      @amann4467 6 лет назад +211

      shit, you right

    • @Sbeve_One
      @Sbeve_One 6 лет назад +179

      Ah shit you got us

    • @Vampiress16
      @Vampiress16 6 лет назад +5

      So we can see the earth as a whole.

  • @UnripeApple2003
    @UnripeApple2003 4 года назад +923

    Where my earth-is-actually-a-donut-resting-on-a-tortoise's-back believers at?

    • @primeradagon1306
      @primeradagon1306 4 года назад +14

      Here

    • @wicrosoft8091
      @wicrosoft8091 4 года назад +59

      The earth is obviously an egg and one day it will hatch into a cat

    • @primeradagon1306
      @primeradagon1306 4 года назад +22

      @@wicrosoft8091 you fool,its obviously will hatch into a dolphin

    • @wicrosoft8091
      @wicrosoft8091 4 года назад +9

      @@primeradagon1306 thenn why are the continents shaped like a cat? (search cat earth if you don't believe me)

    • @primeradagon1306
      @primeradagon1306 4 года назад +7

      @@wicrosoft8091 the continents actually is his tattoo, and the earth is actually dolphin shaped with a tattoo shaped cat

  • @Saultanius
    @Saultanius 6 лет назад +1496

    *THE EARTH IS A BEYBLADE*

    • @umersalman1
      @umersalman1 5 лет назад +17

      Everything's a keyblade. Just let your HEARTS believe,!

    • @meatblazestudios3778
      @meatblazestudios3778 5 лет назад +55

      And then the lord said: "Let it rip!"

    • @glorbojibbins2485
      @glorbojibbins2485 5 лет назад +4

      Thank God for you sir
      Bless you

    • @hazardousblue1060
      @hazardousblue1060 5 лет назад +16

      The earth is the left leg of exodia

    • @wafliukas8367
      @wafliukas8367 5 лет назад +8

      It lowkey is it does spin and it shreds hard as frik

  • @lastpringle8904
    @lastpringle8904 3 года назад +27

    As soon as he said gravity is a hoax, I knew he and his dad share the same Mom

  • @bucket8967
    @bucket8967 5 лет назад +458

    It’s funny how flat earthers don’t acknowledge how big the earth really is

    • @iiiiii8522
      @iiiiii8522 5 лет назад +57

      This really is the majority of the reason why people believe this shit. We cannot naturally fathom the sheer magnitude of planets, and the universe for that matter.

    • @jwuuds6003
      @jwuuds6003 5 лет назад +79

      Exactly.. it's as if they think you'd see curvature by the end of a football field.

    • @breastmilkgaming
      @breastmilkgaming 5 лет назад +10

      @@jwuuds6003 i should be able to see curvature of a big mac and school shooting

    • @zain6008
      @zain6008 4 года назад +3

      @Cyro1 I should be able to see the curvature of a beer and my own belly.

    • @zain6008
      @zain6008 4 года назад

      @Cyro1 Obviously! These fuck heads are in denial! NASA is a lie!

  • @whatifbees6739
    @whatifbees6739 6 лет назад +462

    Obviously Earth is just a big Ferrero Rocher

    • @Horny_Fruit_Flies
      @Horny_Fruit_Flies 6 лет назад +10

      Fake News and Fake Confections. It's the shape of a Raffaello, you Ferrero Rocher shill. WAKE UP!

    • @zenyaloror
      @zenyaloror 6 лет назад +9

      Those things are so good holy fuck

    • @Ferkle871
      @Ferkle871 6 лет назад +4

      Alan Wo I know I did

    • @Goosefleische
      @Goosefleische 5 лет назад

      Hmm yum..

    • @ChunkieBoi777
      @ChunkieBoi777 5 лет назад

      Ah an intellectual

  • @dillonleon5558
    @dillonleon5558 6 лет назад +392

    Some dude with basic measurement tools a thousand years ago: yeah the earth isn’t flat
    Modern human with both technology and photo evidence of the earth:na man the earth ain’t round

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 5 лет назад +11

      More like 2500 years ago

    • @erikleith4670
      @erikleith4670 5 лет назад +1

      Gear Grinder51 this pictures aren’t real, I’m not a flat earther but we agree on that

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 5 лет назад +14

      @@erikleith4670 what, so NASA has been making fake pictures of earth? What the hell for?

    • @erikleith4670
      @erikleith4670 5 лет назад +4

      Geralt of Rivia so idk why and I’m not saying it’s malicious or anything and I’m not trying to be hostile or anything but if you type pictures of earth from space in to google there all going to be fake for many different reasons and you can tell how fake they are by how land masses change and arent congruent and the contrast of the earth change and all that stuff, you can go to nasa website and they themselves say they take composites of the earth which mean they take a bunch of different pictures and then paste them together, this isn’t a conspiracy this is straight from the horses mouth, when asked about it, there response was, “yes there composites but they have to be,” all I’m saying is the photos we see are proof of nothing because there not real and I’m not saying the earth is flat but shit is sketchy around here g

    • @glossopetrae
      @glossopetrae 5 лет назад +25

      @@erikleith4670 Do you realize to fake the pictures and the live VIDEO ON RUclips it will take millions of processors to fake the earth you dumb piece of shit. Also how would u fake that, u know the USSR had pictures of the earth who is AGAINST THE USA. So not only do u need to convince many countries to fake pictures of the earth. PEOPLE DID EXPERIMENTS BY BRINGING GARLIC BREAD INTO SPACE AND ITS ON RUclips.

  • @Artobacco
    @Artobacco 3 года назад +21

    Do flat earthers not realize how small we are compared to earth

    • @warpey5632
      @warpey5632 2 года назад +4

      No. Apparently they all think the round Earth is as big as a Mario Galaxy planet.

  • @RoalFlusher
    @RoalFlusher 4 года назад +1169

    he has no clue about the word "theory" at all
    there is no flat earth theory - because there is no backing up for this to even be a theory

    • @aidenmiller3832
      @aidenmiller3832 4 года назад +50

      Yeah, I mean it technically is a Flat Earth Hypothesis.

    • @imtheirladyofsorrows727
      @imtheirladyofsorrows727 4 года назад +138

      @@aidenmiller3832 more like a flat-earth assumption. I can barely call this a hypothesis.

    • @aidenmiller3832
      @aidenmiller3832 4 года назад +6

      I'm their lady of sorrows Fair

    • @phiapipia
      @phiapipia 4 года назад +62

      Hypotheses are educated guesses. There is nothing educated about flat earthers.

    • @Pranav-rp8wi
      @Pranav-rp8wi 4 года назад +2

      this is what most creationists also get wrong. 'evolution is just a theory'.. they forget the fact that theory is the highest tier any initial assumption can reach..

  • @ItsAstie
    @ItsAstie 4 года назад +286

    2:47 "river"
    doubt this guy even knows how massive the earth is.

    • @soapy4066
      @soapy4066 3 года назад +22

      Well......this guy thinks that the earth is the same size as his brain

    • @onedollasnake
      @onedollasnake 3 года назад +1

      if you go into a plane wait till ur at the highest point they fly and look out your window you can ever so slightly see a curve that disproved flat earth in its tracks not mention eclipses

    • @Zero11s
      @Zero11s 3 года назад

      but you can see ships go over the horizon from the ground

    • @Zero11s
      @Zero11s 3 года назад

      @Ching Chong earth is not a football, earth is a level motionless plane

    • @Zero11s
      @Zero11s 3 года назад

      @Ching Chong no you won't see a curve and even if theoretically you would confuse the horizon with a physical edge because your model requires one

  • @darrellcovello7917
    @darrellcovello7917 5 лет назад +690

    Flat-Earthers... spreading the truth around the globe!

    • @SweetyD2023
      @SweetyD2023 5 лет назад +2

      Lol

    • @Unyielding_Heart
      @Unyielding_Heart 5 лет назад +6

      I see what you did there.

    • @i3eaniie602
      @i3eaniie602 5 лет назад +1

      No I don't think it's a gg reference

    • @sp11oki
      @sp11oki 4 года назад

      Use common sense the earth is round if that small one% of people say it's flat you are HEAVILY out numbered and your not persuade anyone flat earthers are literally people with no common sense and dropped out of elementary at a young ass age

  • @TommyJohnsen446
    @TommyJohnsen446 3 года назад +185

    I have a question: if the earth is flat, shouldn't I be able to see the ice walls?

    • @OrigamiAhsoka
      @OrigamiAhsoka 3 года назад +22

      IKR, LIKE WTF

    • @nolanfaught6974
      @nolanfaught6974 3 года назад +42

      What happens when global warming melts the ice walls? Do the oceans just sweep us off?

    • @foxyloxyBABE
      @foxyloxyBABE 3 года назад +19

      @@nolanfaught6974 ya everyone gets sweep off the earth by a huge tsunami and fall into never ending space. Did i mention some flat earthers believe that space doesnt exist?

    • @deadturret4049
      @deadturret4049 3 года назад +5

      One of the answers ive seen to this exact question involves a flat earther horribly butchering the concept of angular resolution.
      The flat earth version goes along the lines of an object will appear smaller the further away it is from the observer. This much is true, but for some reason in their version this scaling isn't uniform, so objects that you cant see are visually as flat as the earth.
      Its pretty fucking dumb.

    • @TommyJohnsen446
      @TommyJohnsen446 3 года назад +17

      What I like to think about is: who could possibly stand to gain from faking the earth being round? Like whats the angle here? All the thousands of people that have to (and have) keep absolute quiet about it, not to talk about frankly the astronomical amount of money a project of this scale would take. And to what end exactly?

  • @UnderfedShmuck
    @UnderfedShmuck 6 лет назад +431

    Tila tequila, an EX porn star who started claiming she was an alien emperor, very trustable source of info

    • @l-_olvlo_-l
      @l-_olvlo_-l 6 лет назад +15

      Double D "trustable"

    • @josephbartholomew
      @josephbartholomew 6 лет назад +6

      You know she's technically a Nazi.

    • @JC-qt9vd
      @JC-qt9vd 6 лет назад +19

      Thanks for the info Double D.

    • @Darkfreed0m
      @Darkfreed0m 6 лет назад +41

      more like: "thrustable"

    • @kilroy3446
      @kilroy3446 6 лет назад

      Where's the Freedom? Badumm Tss

  • @Pyro04
    @Pyro04 4 года назад +289

    This is secretly a demonstration of how quickly someone can go insane. at the beginning he just made false statements but as the video progresses he starts losing his shit like "gravity is a hoax".

    • @IzzyisCoolz.
      @IzzyisCoolz. 4 года назад +3

      Omfg

    • @Septimus_ii
      @Septimus_ii 3 года назад +10

      When you start to think through flat earth 'theory' and find all the many holes in it you've got two choices: admit that you're wrong or double down on the crazy. Humans don't like admitting that they're wrong.

    • @heyryanisonx3141
      @heyryanisonx3141 3 года назад

      So "gravity is a hoax" isn't a false statement 🤯

  • @geeknet7962
    @geeknet7962 4 года назад +373

    Flat earth theories are like how we used to build Lego as a child. When something broke, we just added more pieces. Eventually it just looks like garbage and it needs to be torn down

    • @IchBinsAss
      @IchBinsAss 3 года назад +4

      Yea i think the term for this is "ptolemization"

    • @richardpotatoa.k.adicktate4749
      @richardpotatoa.k.adicktate4749 3 года назад +8

      You're building with Legos wrong bro.

    • @richardpotatoa.k.adicktate4749
      @richardpotatoa.k.adicktate4749 3 года назад +6

      @testing they aren't going to do that because then you will see that the Earth is neither flat nor Circle, but trapezoid in its shape.

    • @calvinrideout3339
      @calvinrideout3339 3 года назад +6

      @testing I can’t tell if ur serious or not

    • @invaderskooge7432
      @invaderskooge7432 3 года назад +1

      Pfffft you actually built things? I just made a wall with a magic door and used the characters to basically role play with myself

  • @nehemiahhoward6089
    @nehemiahhoward6089 3 года назад +17

    As a seasoned sailor, I can tell 6 miles is pushing it for boat visibility.

    • @FalonGrey
      @FalonGrey 3 года назад +1

      What do you mean?

  • @gurkin7191
    @gurkin7191 5 лет назад +179

    I’m gonna dig through the ice wall and drain the ocean

  • @DrJohnZoidberg
    @DrJohnZoidberg 6 лет назад +1702

    *THE FROGS ARE TURNING GAY*

    • @narutomynibbauzumaki731
      @narutomynibbauzumaki731 6 лет назад +26

      Dr John Zoidberg Contrary to the earth being flat some frogs have been exposed to chemicals that confused them.

    • @C3H5N3O9
      @C3H5N3O9 6 лет назад +6

      Dr John Zoidberg thanks alex Jones

    • @naumsei6221
      @naumsei6221 6 лет назад +8

      The frogs are turning the water gay.

    • @missxmettastars5740
      @missxmettastars5740 6 лет назад +1

      My favorite part now lmao

    • @komrot5305
      @komrot5305 6 лет назад +1

      Someone call Alex Jones!

  • @fluffdaluff6035
    @fluffdaluff6035 4 года назад +143

    Do you ever look out on the coastline and wonder why you can't see Africa.

    • @terner1234
      @terner1234 4 года назад +3

      I can see africa,but I have to look south west

    • @ThunderWolfUE
      @ThunderWolfUE 4 года назад +14

      cause you have poor eyesight from watching hentai in the dark too much

    • @kevinwho.
      @kevinwho. 4 года назад +10

      SecularDogma Did you skip highschool?

    • @grimelemental301
      @grimelemental301 4 года назад +7

      @SecularDogma en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atmospheric_refraction

    • @dobi2236
      @dobi2236 4 года назад +4

      @SecularDogma you can't just ignore the fact that brain cells exist. They exist so you use them

  • @Liverator
    @Liverator 3 года назад +14

    Asking a flat earther a question they aren’t prepared for is absolutely hilarious. Stuff like why are there different stars and constellations at different times of the year if the Earth doesn’t orbit the Sun.

  • @snake98eating
    @snake98eating 5 лет назад +282

    "The Earth is moving upwards like a "Tower of Terror"." Wouldn't that imply that gravity is real?

    • @comicconcarne
      @comicconcarne 5 лет назад +17

      No see if the Earth stopped moving we'd just be floating. But it's accelerating upwards at about 9.8 meters per second, holding everything down.
      Cmon man open yours eyes!

    • @concernedfather1233
      @concernedfather1233 4 года назад +25

      You're forgetting the rocket thrusters

    • @kyrothegreatest2749
      @kyrothegreatest2749 4 года назад +9

      @@comicconcarne that acceleration would need to be constantly happening for their gravity explanation. So on day one of the universe you're stationary and start moving up at 9.8m/sec, but by the end of that day you're above Mach 10 and still getting faster. How do they explain the ISS not flying away lmao

    • @thecakecakecake8198
      @thecakecakecake8198 4 года назад +8

      @@kyrothegreatest2749 youre thinking too much about it.
      they don't think any sort of space exploration exists

    • @kyrothegreatest2749
      @kyrothegreatest2749 4 года назад +4

      @@thecakecakecake8198 you can literally see the ISS with your eyes lmao

  • @killertrip10
    @killertrip10 6 лет назад +157

    The first 30 seconds of your rant I was just looking at that still frame of that guy and wondering why god put his ears on upside down.

    • @BeetleBuns
      @BeetleBuns 6 лет назад +33

      Thank you so much for alerting us to this... I knew something was off... that reptilian fucker did his makeup wrong.

    • @DarthConnor00
      @DarthConnor00 6 лет назад +6

      Holy shit this made me laugh

    • @Pixelested
      @Pixelested 6 лет назад +1

      No earlobes is indicative to his melting pot of heeb genes. I'll take "Examples of genetic diaspora offspring" for $500, Alex.

    • @xxxxxxxxx1652
      @xxxxxxxxx1652 6 лет назад

      i thought it was a porno

  • @tinkz2009
    @tinkz2009 6 лет назад +558

    Obviously, the Earth doesn't exist.

  • @cgme7076
    @cgme7076 3 года назад +10

    I love how there’s never any actual attempt to disprove the math behind the Earth being an oblate spheroid. The only attempt to disprove it is based in basic misunderstandings of the interaction we’d have with an oblate spheroid.

  • @OG_SayMoreHomie
    @OG_SayMoreHomie 6 лет назад +68

    Are you telling me that the intellectual giants at Buzzfeed would have someone on staff that believes the Earth is flat?
    How could this be?!

  • @trulyarmored6462
    @trulyarmored6462 5 лет назад +1215

    If the earth isnt flat, then why is there a "Flat World Mode" in minecraft???😕

  • @0x10c8
    @0x10c8 4 года назад +299

    when i was in 10th grade my science teacher told the whole class he was a flat earther,
    ever since that no one took him serious

    • @killme2675
      @killme2675 4 года назад +87

      How'd he even become a science teacher in the first place?

    • @killme2675
      @killme2675 4 года назад +2

      @James Wilkinson Pardon?

    • @Robloxchat123
      @Robloxchat123 4 года назад +25

      @@killme2675 he might've been a substitute that was pulled in at the last minute because something happened to the actual science teacher that was supposed to occupy that class

    • @killme2675
      @killme2675 4 года назад +1

      @@Robloxchat123 That's possible... but why him of all people...

    • @keermar9303
      @keermar9303 3 года назад +31

      @@killme2675 science teacher in my school told a class of 15 year old second years that the moon landing was fake and a friend of mine believed her until we bullied him into copping on. She then substituted my class and told us that mermaids were being kept in Area 51 and showed us college project CGI as evidence. It's possible.

  • @ishigami4622
    @ishigami4622 3 года назад +13

    The guy actually looks like he dressed up for a comedic skit...

  • @YourAnMoron
    @YourAnMoron 6 лет назад +754

    "take it away, diddly doodly" killed me

    • @minaryte5669
      @minaryte5669 6 лет назад +13

      Your An Moron Imagining your profile pic saying that killed me

    • @YourAnMoron
      @YourAnMoron 6 лет назад +6

      one day my face is going to kill me

    • @OnceIWasBooker
      @OnceIWasBooker 6 лет назад

      OH MY GOD PLEASE NO IM ACTUALLY ON THE FUCKING FLOOR HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @YourAnMoron
      @YourAnMoron 6 лет назад

      I like your style.

    • @mariobosnjak99
      @mariobosnjak99 6 лет назад +1

      Your An Moron Your profile picture killed me in return

  • @Cxncubine
    @Cxncubine 4 года назад +559

    This was the deepest satire I’ve ever seen, even Charlie got lost in the sauce.

    • @randomname9723
      @randomname9723 4 года назад +20

      Was it satire? Because that's neat to know then. One less complete moron on the GLOBE

    • @flavc5434
      @flavc5434 4 года назад +35

      @@randomname9723 yes it was totally satire. A lot of people never understood it

    • @randomname9723
      @randomname9723 4 года назад +41

      @@flavc5434 the problem is sometimes reality is stupider than satire

    • @flavc5434
      @flavc5434 4 года назад

      @@randomname9723 truuuue.

    • @Hoganply
      @Hoganply 4 года назад +5

      @William Mcclung Or maybe flerfers are just that easy to parody.

  • @vampyrekat
    @vampyrekat 6 лет назад +1179

    I can confirm frogs are turning gay.

    • @PrincelyDusty
      @PrincelyDusty 6 лет назад +41

      Kermit The frog I feel sorry for you, Kermit.

    • @Scrubjay457
      @Scrubjay457 6 лет назад +23

      Dusty Fuzzbutt
      You're acting like it wasn't obvious he was already gay.
      Come on, his only *female* romantic attachment was a literal pig.

    • @rockycuriel3038
      @rockycuriel3038 6 лет назад

      Beg 457 but wait how long has he been gay for

    • @daanm3869
      @daanm3869 6 лет назад +5

      Kremit, listen, I knoe that going to a depression can be tough, but I've been there too. You have to stay strong, and never give up, maybe even try some new things! There is alot more to this live than you think, you just have to find the good things, and keep a positive view! If you ever need my help, just sent me a message, and we can go through this togetrr!

    • @lilshawnie6727
      @lilshawnie6727 6 лет назад +9

      can i get a hoo-wee

  • @sbeveguggenheim4935
    @sbeveguggenheim4935 3 года назад +10

    What's really funny about the gravity thing is that if the earth was accelerating upwards at 9.8 m/s/s constantly we'd have hit the speed of light after a single year

  • @scrimscromble1883
    @scrimscromble1883 6 лет назад +307

    I'm a fat-earther, the earth is not a globe as you have come to believe but is in fact more pear-shaped and could stand to lose a few pounds

    • @azmanabdula
      @azmanabdula 6 лет назад +3

      I never understand the "pear shape"
      I dont see it, even when the oceans are removed

    • @RichieHendrixx
      @RichieHendrixx 6 лет назад +1

      you wouldn't see it if the earth was the size of an 8ball. It's only mathematically correct, just so miniscule.

    • @truant6910
      @truant6910 6 лет назад +17

      Fucking fat ass stupid dumb earth

    • @ssantos88
      @ssantos88 6 лет назад +15

      Scrim Scromble Fuck you, the nerve of you to fat shame Earth! It is just fine the way it is! Big is beautiful!!

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 6 лет назад +3

      You mean you're a Thicc Earther?

  • @Ahnock
    @Ahnock 6 лет назад +490

    the earth is not flat, it is a dodecahedron

    • @dust5696
      @dust5696 6 лет назад +3

      HEHEHE I AM A SUPAHSTAR ROBOT MASTER a perntagonal dodecahedron

    • @Ahnock
      @Ahnock 6 лет назад +18

      the fuck is a perntagon

    • @PeteKachew
      @PeteKachew 6 лет назад +2

      HEHEHE I AM A SUPAHSTAR ROBOT MASTER Penisticon.

    • @Haw3k121
      @Haw3k121 6 лет назад +2

      OCTAHEDRON OF TRANSCENDENCE

    • @Ephlaght
      @Ephlaght 6 лет назад +1

      The earth is a velociraptor.

  • @ironicweeb6684
    @ironicweeb6684 5 лет назад +555

    "Ice wall"
    I guess Elsa's chillin at the edge of the earth smoking weed while the planet gradually heats up

    • @someorclad9738
      @someorclad9738 4 года назад +18

      Smoking weed and letting it go. Damn good life right there.

    • @kimju4063
      @kimju4063 4 года назад +3

      Whenever she hits one she gonna go into the unknown

    • @medunarsovic1841
      @medunarsovic1841 4 года назад

      im jelly

  • @ridley1119
    @ridley1119 3 года назад +15

    does the ice wall have like a nights watch to keep us from entering the seven kingdoms?

  • @yonnhix9760
    @yonnhix9760 4 года назад +1067

    Flat Earthers: the earth is flat.
    Astronauts: ._.

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 4 года назад +140

      Astronauts are just paid actors who pretend to go into space, actually, fun fact, the place where astronauts go to fake the round earth is the same facility where they hire people to pretend Australia exists.

    • @guibezerra5311
      @guibezerra5311 4 года назад +26

      @@SorowFame damn i guess the undercover flat earthers you have at nasa told you that one?

    • @JJ_436
      @JJ_436 4 года назад +28

      @@SorowFame The satellites they send into space are paid actors too.

    • @randomperson9390
      @randomperson9390 4 года назад +15

      @@SorowFame oh yeah guys all the pilots in the world are obviously actors too.

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 4 года назад +23

      Random Person no, the pilots are real, it's just that they are all in on the conspiracy and are instructed to never tell anyone, when it appears that they go around the world to go somewhere faster it's just them getting to the edge of the flat earth, which is concealed with holograms, then turning around and going in the opposite direction really fast.
      Also, if it wasn't clear from how ludicrous this is I don't actually believe any of this, I'm trying to make a joke.

  • @doyo1111
    @doyo1111 6 лет назад +165

    I love how penguinz0 hates endings so he just cuts the video randomly. It's so unsatisfying enough to make you want to watch his other videos.

  • @habib1971
    @habib1971 4 года назад +255

    "naturally as a child I was very inquisitive" where you interested in being the first person to have a lower IQ than Patrick star

  • @AtheistGamerz
    @AtheistGamerz 3 года назад +11

    Oh how I miss the days when Charlie used to call people Cro Magnon...

  • @ramenwithoutflavor7826
    @ramenwithoutflavor7826 6 лет назад +1866

    The earth is not round or flat its THICCC smh

  • @bigdapramirez6157
    @bigdapramirez6157 4 года назад +213

    Flat earthers in 2020: "the PAC man theory states that water goes off one side of the flat Earth and appears on the other"
    Flat earthers in 2030: "the Minecraft theory states that not only is the Earth flat, but all those things you thought were round, apples, wheels, and watermelons; are also flat"

    • @Wet_Bread
      @Wet_Bread 3 года назад +6

      The reason we haven't fallen off yet is because earth is procedurally generated, duh.

    • @salthal
      @salthal Год назад

      when are we gonna get to the farlands tho

  • @mariegp5021
    @mariegp5021 6 лет назад +357

    Stephen Hawking died so he didn't have to hear this shit. Wish i was with him

    • @zixter4756
      @zixter4756 6 лет назад +13

      The Fuckery Podcast
      He didn't die ! He's just waiting for somebody to change the batteries.

    • @mariegp5021
      @mariegp5021 6 лет назад +1

      PumpkinPie fucking duh. Im too pussi to kill myself tho. I'm going to therapy. Its cool. Thanks tho.

  • @salt5825
    @salt5825 3 года назад +43

    He looks like if Freddie Mercury worked at a gas station in Nevada

  • @daviddechamplain5718
    @daviddechamplain5718 6 лет назад +56

    I think most flat earth stuff is like when I was in middle school and they had a anonymous government questionnaire on drug use. I said I was on PCP, LSD, heroin and crack at the same time just to screw with the stats.

    • @Qornv
      @Qornv 5 лет назад +16

      weird flex but ok

  • @chuckda4876
    @chuckda4876 6 лет назад +107

    What if you got beaten up by a 4 flatearthers then they yell "take his ass to the edge".

  • @annekecalhoun7092
    @annekecalhoun7092 4 года назад +135

    Ah yes, Tila Tequila, well known for her knowledge and scientific pursuits

    • @vincenthucknall7175
      @vincenthucknall7175 3 года назад +2

      Look at him roll his eyes right after saying her name

    • @katatonikbliss
      @katatonikbliss Год назад +1

      @@vincenthucknall7175 insane how many people believed the vid was serious lmfao

  • @SoullessScythe
    @SoullessScythe 3 года назад +8

    firstly, 6 miles isnt the dropoff point of earth curvature based sight, the maximum distance you should be able to see is 20 miles, 6 miles is far too little distance to draw a flat earth conclusion