I’ve Officially Switched My Race - Malik S
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- The planet wanna save everything but n***as, so Malik S decided to switch it up! He'll be back to Black in 10 years. 😂 Originally Filmed 5/16/21
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I'd like to think that the joke about the homeless white dude "wasting his skin" is a salute to the late great Paul Mooney.... and not "stealing" his joke.
One of my favourite comedians once said, 'just because the person who told the joke died, doesn't mean the joke has to die with them'. Here's a link, he says it better than I do. ruclips.net/video/UoE3qO3K8o8/видео.html&ab_channel=MichaelColyarMichaelColyar
That being said, so long as Paul's jokes are still alive, then he will always be with us.
@@bballjizzo What makes you think I care what your favorite comedian has to say about anything? The point is that i hope Malik S isn't "stealing" jokes.
@@Agnelum1 Who said I think you care? I just wanted to share something with you to expand your perspective. Remaining ignorant is entirely your choice ☺️.
@@bballjizzo thank you
@@PIMPSTREZZ-DNA-FAM You're very welcome ☺️
This guy roasted me and my whole family at one show for a long bit. I didn’t know to fake laugh or what, my ass was tight and all I wanted to crunch into a ball and disappear.
So you just sat there?
I hope this is true because that’s hilarious.
@@jedamwx lmfao your a savage 🤣
'They get to be white forever' 😂😂😂😂
Wackness… f the turtles!?! Cmon bruv
You lost me right at the beginning with "I dont give a fuck about my kid's kid's kid's."
Haha, RUclips crip. You're funnier than the comedian on stage.
so
Especially since the effects are being felt literally right now.... dude is just ignorant. I'd be fine with it if he wasn't spreading his uneducated views to the masses. Don't speak on things you don't know about, especially if you're speaking to millions. Dude just probably isn't that intelligent, there's no excuse to be that ignorant about the world because most people have access to this information right now.
Ironically family and future generations is #1 for many Asians. Koreans have been attacked for 1000+ years, recently subjected to Japanese rule for near 40 years, had their entire country decimated in a war, and have worked tirelessly since to ensure future generations are better. Built from nothing to something.
@@CitizenSnips69 calm down soy boy! You don’t even know which bathroom to use!!!🤣🤣🤣
Facts!!!
Two thirds of modern day slaves, as in right now, are Asians. Asia is more than the Orient as well.
didn't he used to have dreds if so I used to watch his old stuff too
Yup!
Yes my uncle did had dreads but he cut them almost 2 decades ago
Looool
Swear fo god I think the same thing when I see a homeless white dude like you did this to your self
Like when a white dude gets laid off and loses everything, it's secretly his own fault for being homeless? Eventually I guess you better keep that same energy when white people tell you to pull yourself up by your bootstraps.
Ain't Gonna' Lie... Kinda' Wack!
I usually love C.S. posts... Great Content! But THIS was boring and played out.
Fun fact: if you were offended at any point in this video, I probably don't like you.
i'm glad a racist doesn't like me
Do your own jokes bruth
Interesting how fast certain groups get legal protection and others don't.
Exactly
U crying Cuzz elderly Asians are being beaten across the US for decades and now they’re finally getting some coverage. STFU
@@DriftmanX they are complaining because black people have been dealing with wayyy more than just our elderly being beaten, and for wayyy longer than just a couple decades, and yet we still don’t get any sort of justice or compensation or ANYTHING in return for it. Not even a damn sorry lmao. We just get told “get over it” pretty much. We are happy that Asians are getting justice, it’s just bullshit how quick they got justice, meanwhile blacks are STILL waiting. Just look at the situation from our perspective instead of thinking we are just “crying” dude.
@@jayinthekut8389 I could careless bout an Asians plight
@@DriftmanX that's a lie because when Robert Aaron Long killed 6 of them, the police held a news conference saying it wasn't a hate crime, he was "just having a really bad day" .. let us never forget, Black people are 20x as likely to be victims of hate crimes than Asians according to FBI STATISTICS... *Twenty Times* ... Just say you're Anti Black and move on with your life it's simple
yawn - not funny
Wack.
I agree with everything he said, I’m an Asian recently black as well
I'm asian, cause you can't have Caucasian without Asian
Actually it's science behind that.
Nope, nope, nope. The word stems from the "Caucus" mountain region. Not Asia.
@@chrisper94 I said science not geography! Do you know the difference?
@@ikannunaplays you did a wonderful job!
You sir, shall receive a noble prize.
“I Just Seen A Nigga Get Jumped What About That … Naw Y’all Niggas Could Handle It “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“White people fall up” 🤣
I agree we should get a different race every 10 years😂😂😂
You could’ve let me be White you was gone do this bullshit 🤣 💀
Classic jokes. I LOVE this
In 2 years 🤣🤣🤣🤣
THIS IS SOOOOOOOOO GOOD!! More deep than funny (but funny nonetheless)…that’s all it took to get a BILL PASSED…while we are at year 5??hundred some odd years…still waiting! 🤔
💯💯
And peep they only showed black people fighting them *But* Robert Aaron Long killed 6 of them in Atlanta Spas & then the police held a news conference saying that it had nothing to do with race he was "just having a really bad day" 🤔 he went to *THREE DIFFERENT* Asian spas, killing 6 of them but, it wasn't about race..
Having spent a lot of time in different Asian counties, most Asian have wide noses.
So what you saying is my transition will be believable 😅
😂
Right the ignorant stereotype that all asian looks similar to Chinese. It's like saying all africans has dark skin wide nose and kinky hair. Asia is just a continent with many different countries just like Africa.
I was just saying this the other day 🤣
Damn dat was funny as hell
He’s spitting real shit
thats funny that racism against asians is considered real shit now
Nice stealing Paul Mooney jokes
I seen an asian hate commercial on tv and was like WTF is asian hate... I didn’t even know it was a thing.
How the fuck
This dude underrated he funnier then Kevin Hart yeah I said it💯
4 minutes and 16 seconds of bullshit!
45 seconds in and "fuck" said 15 times... dude's got nothing to say. I'm done.
trash set. racist as hell too
idk whos more thrown off him or the crowd
He stole both those jokes....the Asian joke is KATT WILLIAMS and the white skin joke is PAUL MOONEY...I hope he paid for those laughs cuz he didn't earn em AT ALLL!!
Really?
That shit is so dam true, the LGBTQ & Asian ppl have more rights than black people 🤦🏾♂️
Blacks already have the same rights as white ppl. Blacks want special rights not equal rights.
Ok...your clearly a hater.
Bighomie, my message was for "akon"
@@AkonFenty1992 are u serious wow that's hilarious 😂😂 I would line up with any caucasian dude to prove my point
@@AkonFenty1992 ur delusional
Remember he joking.... someone Living his jokes..😅😅🤮 don't take it personal just learn from it.
I would tag that joke endlessly..."Some white people would be happy. I get to say "nigga" all year with no repercussions, dick might even get bigger. Gotta save up though cos I don't know what my credit gone look like..." 😂😂
White next Wednesday
He should try to work on speaking asian to make the joke better. Also cussing dont bother me. But when nigga nigga nigga and nigga keep coming back to back and no joke i tune out . This set could have been funny but he gotta work on it.
And fyi this planet belongs to all of us and we need to respect it.
Hahahababababaha
Paul Mooney reincarnated
You know what I can do with this sir ? 😂😂😂
😂 I’m Asian also...
6 Asian got they ass whooped and they got a Bill It was 6 videos Boom BILL Passed 😭
Think. It ain't illegal yet. EDDIE GRIFFIN.
Hahahahah he when crazy with that skin color exchange lol shit I just want Americans to be Dominicans for one's
Horrible set
You know what i can do with this sir??!! 🤣🤣
Audio is bad.
Could be worse..I still heard him pretty well
@@OhhHeyDJ I can't hear a thing but the whoosh of the overlay disappearing was loud AF
This crowd is trash, bro had me dead the whole clip
I gotta be BlaCk next Wednesday 💪🏾
'(comedian chuckles)' oof
Third person up in here 🥳✨🤩🤩
Classic well done
Kinda funny with a hint of self hate.
Wrong
@@JV-NY987 How so
I got pandering to white people. I didn't think it was funny at all.
Without the back story it makes it seem like white is right and black is wrong.
Again, not funny at all.
I was wondering if anyone else interpreted the joke the same way as I did?! After scrolling all the way to the bottom of the post... AH HAH! At last! Although jokes, people usually speak their truth in jest.
Fr. I was scrolling for this comment.
On my way to see him tonight. 🎉
My n***ga too soon yeah to soon 🤣🤣🤣
This is truth 😭
The crowd was not ready 🤣🤣
I'm Asian😆✌
Those laws would change as soon as the race change goes into effect to protect them... they'll always make sure they receive the benefits without the hassle/consequences
No "Bill$" will be passed for *us* .🤣🤣🤣.We LOVE BIDEN HARRIS even tho they helped EVERYONE__BUT *us*.....cause WE "BLACK." 😅
I'm sorry there isn't a politiical group that we as a people can take over Democratics vs Republicans.
We exist, we just need numbers.
Facts
He said he saw a black dude get jumped, lol i wonder who jumped him
Black dudes
I seen some Asians and whites jump a black guy on camera and one stood on his neck for like 10 mins and killed him. Messed up😔.They went home later that day. Look it up.
@@kushkingzoriginal so now you perpetuate hate against asians who had nothing to do with it. the cycle of hate continues.
I love being a mestizo and will never want to change it cause that’s how god intended it to be
"They wanna save everybody else besides niggas." Aye mannnnn...!
Haaaaaaaaaaaa
Don’t let all of these go over your head .,,
That Crowd Was Wack, iWas 😂😂😂
🤣😂🤣👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
This is a dope joke!
why?
Good jokes contain true ish
Hahahahahaha! This some real sh!+ tho
Started out rough. But killed it on the end
Malik is very good
Lol
You did that😂🤣
I have heard that before. It 🔴 being funny s a couple of years ago.
It’s still funny, matter of fact it’s grotesque.
That was funny
Cam we do without the N word out of comedy?? I'm black but after the third N word . I didn't want to watch anymore!!
This is racism disguised as comedy
How?
Keep going champ this some real shit!
SPEAK TRUTH
Great set
Bruce is not even trans. He is a cross dresser. Race isn't something you can identify as. At least if you're going to joke like that at least be factual.
Why not! Thats raceshaming
Its a joke weirdo
@@makedapearl2542 lol i love it
@@makedapearl2542 Race has never been something you can identify as. If one is going to be funny be factual too.
@@l.austin2371 With no facts