I’ve Officially Switched My Race - Malik S

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • The planet wanna save everything but n***as, so Malik S decided to switch it up! He'll be back to Black in 10 years. 😂 Originally Filmed 5/16/21
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Комментарии • 218

  • @Agnelum1
    @Agnelum1 3 года назад +117

    I'd like to think that the joke about the homeless white dude "wasting his skin" is a salute to the late great Paul Mooney.... and not "stealing" his joke.

    • @bballjizzo
      @bballjizzo 3 года назад +8

      One of my favourite comedians once said, 'just because the person who told the joke died, doesn't mean the joke has to die with them'. Here's a link, he says it better than I do. ruclips.net/video/UoE3qO3K8o8/видео.html&ab_channel=MichaelColyarMichaelColyar
      That being said, so long as Paul's jokes are still alive, then he will always be with us.

    • @Agnelum1
      @Agnelum1 3 года назад

      @@bballjizzo What makes you think I care what your favorite comedian has to say about anything? The point is that i hope Malik S isn't "stealing" jokes.

    • @bballjizzo
      @bballjizzo 3 года назад +9

      @@Agnelum1 Who said I think you care? I just wanted to share something with you to expand your perspective. Remaining ignorant is entirely your choice ☺️.

    • @PIMPSTREZZ-DNA-FAM
      @PIMPSTREZZ-DNA-FAM 3 года назад +1

      @@bballjizzo thank you

    • @bballjizzo
      @bballjizzo 3 года назад

      @@PIMPSTREZZ-DNA-FAM You're very welcome ☺️

  • @juswolf22
    @juswolf22 3 года назад +17

    This guy roasted me and my whole family at one show for a long bit. I didn’t know to fake laugh or what, my ass was tight and all I wanted to crunch into a ball and disappear.

    • @BirdSarus100
      @BirdSarus100 3 года назад +3

      So you just sat there?

    • @jedamwx
      @jedamwx 3 года назад +14

      I hope this is true because that’s hilarious.

    • @mentalstoner420
      @mentalstoner420 2 года назад +2

      @@jedamwx lmfao your a savage 🤣

  • @sechabatheletsane9784
    @sechabatheletsane9784 3 года назад +4

    'They get to be white forever' 😂😂😂😂

  • @brandonlfob
    @brandonlfob 3 года назад +2

    Wackness… f the turtles!?! Cmon bruv

  • @knowledgeallah
    @knowledgeallah 3 года назад +17

    You lost me right at the beginning with "I dont give a fuck about my kid's kid's kid's."

    • @lakersin556
      @lakersin556 3 года назад +8

      Haha, RUclips crip. You're funnier than the comedian on stage.

    • @nobytes2
      @nobytes2 2 года назад

      so

    • @CitizenSnips69
      @CitizenSnips69 2 года назад

      Especially since the effects are being felt literally right now.... dude is just ignorant. I'd be fine with it if he wasn't spreading his uneducated views to the masses. Don't speak on things you don't know about, especially if you're speaking to millions. Dude just probably isn't that intelligent, there's no excuse to be that ignorant about the world because most people have access to this information right now.

    • @user-180-mand90
      @user-180-mand90 2 года назад

      Ironically family and future generations is #1 for many Asians. Koreans have been attacked for 1000+ years, recently subjected to Japanese rule for near 40 years, had their entire country decimated in a war, and have worked tirelessly since to ensure future generations are better. Built from nothing to something.

    • @B777-h6q
      @B777-h6q 2 года назад

      @@CitizenSnips69 calm down soy boy! You don’t even know which bathroom to use!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @idonhadenuff5979
    @idonhadenuff5979 2 года назад +1

    Facts!!!

  • @edwardfala7723
    @edwardfala7723 3 года назад +1

    Two thirds of modern day slaves, as in right now, are Asians. Asia is more than the Orient as well.

  • @2gritty
    @2gritty 3 года назад +2

    didn't he used to have dreds if so I used to watch his old stuff too

    • @ChocolateSundaes
      @ChocolateSundaes  3 года назад +1

      Yup!

    • @mareo187
      @mareo187 2 года назад

      Yes my uncle did had dreads but he cut them almost 2 decades ago

  • @Keys2TheCity_
    @Keys2TheCity_ 3 года назад +1

    Looool

  • @Tomahawk8989
    @Tomahawk8989 3 года назад +2

    Swear fo god I think the same thing when I see a homeless white dude like you did this to your self

    • @yeahyeahwowman8099
      @yeahyeahwowman8099 Год назад

      Like when a white dude gets laid off and loses everything, it's secretly his own fault for being homeless? Eventually I guess you better keep that same energy when white people tell you to pull yourself up by your bootstraps.

  • @MadRandomCollectable
    @MadRandomCollectable 3 года назад +8

    Ain't Gonna' Lie... Kinda' Wack!
    I usually love C.S. posts... Great Content! But THIS was boring and played out.

  • @coffeeandtrance
    @coffeeandtrance 3 года назад +9

    Fun fact: if you were offended at any point in this video, I probably don't like you.

    • @pocari5568
      @pocari5568 3 года назад +3

      i'm glad a racist doesn't like me

  • @laquintinalston9743
    @laquintinalston9743 3 года назад

    Do your own jokes bruth

  • @backslapped2851
    @backslapped2851 3 года назад +97

    Interesting how fast certain groups get legal protection and others don't.

    • @ethershakur4768
      @ethershakur4768 3 года назад +9

      Exactly

    • @DriftmanX
      @DriftmanX 3 года назад

      U crying Cuzz elderly Asians are being beaten across the US for decades and now they’re finally getting some coverage. STFU

    • @jayinthekut8389
      @jayinthekut8389 2 года назад +6

      @@DriftmanX they are complaining because black people have been dealing with wayyy more than just our elderly being beaten, and for wayyy longer than just a couple decades, and yet we still don’t get any sort of justice or compensation or ANYTHING in return for it. Not even a damn sorry lmao. We just get told “get over it” pretty much. We are happy that Asians are getting justice, it’s just bullshit how quick they got justice, meanwhile blacks are STILL waiting. Just look at the situation from our perspective instead of thinking we are just “crying” dude.

    • @vergespierre4271
      @vergespierre4271 2 года назад +2

      @@jayinthekut8389 I could careless bout an Asians plight

    • @CalShanahanSF49ers
      @CalShanahanSF49ers 2 года назад

      @@DriftmanX that's a lie because when Robert Aaron Long killed 6 of them, the police held a news conference saying it wasn't a hate crime, he was "just having a really bad day" .. let us never forget, Black people are 20x as likely to be victims of hate crimes than Asians according to FBI STATISTICS... *Twenty Times* ... Just say you're Anti Black and move on with your life it's simple

  • @youdontknowme9279
    @youdontknowme9279 3 года назад +6

    yawn - not funny

  • @rogersanchez8364
    @rogersanchez8364 3 года назад +4

    Wack.

  • @elizahhoward3923
    @elizahhoward3923 3 года назад +48

    I agree with everything he said, I’m an Asian recently black as well

  • @ikannunaplays
    @ikannunaplays 3 года назад +24

    I'm asian, cause you can't have Caucasian without Asian

    • @KINGBEEFHN59
      @KINGBEEFHN59 3 года назад +6

      Actually it's science behind that.

    • @chrisper94
      @chrisper94 3 года назад +3

      Nope, nope, nope. The word stems from the "Caucus" mountain region. Not Asia.

    • @KINGBEEFHN59
      @KINGBEEFHN59 3 года назад +4

      @@chrisper94 I said science not geography! Do you know the difference?

    • @KINGBEEFHN59
      @KINGBEEFHN59 3 года назад +1

      @@ikannunaplays you did a wonderful job!

    • @qazzy
      @qazzy 3 года назад +1

      You sir, shall receive a noble prize.

  • @airpegasus5167
    @airpegasus5167 3 года назад +5

    “I Just Seen A Nigga Get Jumped What About That … Naw Y’all Niggas Could Handle It “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nmj530
    @nmj530 3 года назад +19

    “White people fall up” 🤣

  • @tokoni4223
    @tokoni4223 3 года назад +8

    I agree we should get a different race every 10 years😂😂😂

  • @G4150h
    @G4150h 3 года назад +4

    You could’ve let me be White you was gone do this bullshit 🤣 💀

  • @compton221
    @compton221 3 года назад +13

    Classic jokes. I LOVE this

  • @torriebrown9607
    @torriebrown9607 3 года назад +18

    In 2 years 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JustUdoro
    @JustUdoro 3 года назад +8

    THIS IS SOOOOOOOOO GOOD!! More deep than funny (but funny nonetheless)…that’s all it took to get a BILL PASSED…while we are at year 5??hundred some odd years…still waiting! 🤔

    • @CalShanahanSF49ers
      @CalShanahanSF49ers 2 года назад

      💯💯

    • @CalShanahanSF49ers
      @CalShanahanSF49ers 2 года назад +1

      And peep they only showed black people fighting them *But* Robert Aaron Long killed 6 of them in Atlanta Spas & then the police held a news conference saying that it had nothing to do with race he was "just having a really bad day" 🤔 he went to *THREE DIFFERENT* Asian spas, killing 6 of them but, it wasn't about race..

  • @GetUnrealistic
    @GetUnrealistic 3 года назад +8

    Having spent a lot of time in different Asian counties, most Asian have wide noses.

    • @TonyAtmos
      @TonyAtmos 3 года назад +13

      So what you saying is my transition will be believable 😅

    • @ChocolateSundaes
      @ChocolateSundaes  3 года назад +5

      😂

    • @lisajustme2788
      @lisajustme2788 3 года назад +2

      Right the ignorant stereotype that all asian looks similar to Chinese. It's like saying all africans has dark skin wide nose and kinky hair. Asia is just a continent with many different countries just like Africa.

  • @danadudley3127
    @danadudley3127 3 года назад +7

    I was just saying this the other day 🤣

  • @brokebugatti8927
    @brokebugatti8927 3 года назад +6

    Damn dat was funny as hell

  • @alfredjohnson3593
    @alfredjohnson3593 3 года назад +20

    He’s spitting real shit

    • @pocari5568
      @pocari5568 3 года назад +2

      thats funny that racism against asians is considered real shit now

  • @F_And
    @F_And 3 года назад +2

    Nice stealing Paul Mooney jokes

  • @cdixon198
    @cdixon198 3 года назад +3

    I seen an asian hate commercial on tv and was like WTF is asian hate... I didn’t even know it was a thing.

  • @robertocruztv6097
    @robertocruztv6097 8 месяцев назад +1

    This dude underrated he funnier then Kevin Hart yeah I said it💯

  • @coreystill7197
    @coreystill7197 3 года назад +1

    4 minutes and 16 seconds of bullshit!

  • @OmeHi5
    @OmeHi5 3 года назад +7

    45 seconds in and "fuck" said 15 times... dude's got nothing to say. I'm done.

    • @pocari5568
      @pocari5568 3 года назад +3

      trash set. racist as hell too

  • @MarsRedSky9
    @MarsRedSky9 3 года назад +3

    idk whos more thrown off him or the crowd

  • @caitanosenteio9868
    @caitanosenteio9868 3 года назад +1

    He stole both those jokes....the Asian joke is KATT WILLIAMS and the white skin joke is PAUL MOONEY...I hope he paid for those laughs cuz he didn't earn em AT ALLL!!

  • @bighomieJ5X
    @bighomieJ5X 3 года назад +25

    That shit is so dam true, the LGBTQ & Asian ppl have more rights than black people 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @AkonFenty1992
      @AkonFenty1992 3 года назад +4

      Blacks already have the same rights as white ppl. Blacks want special rights not equal rights.

    • @makedapearl2542
      @makedapearl2542 3 года назад +1

      Ok...your clearly a hater.

    • @makedapearl2542
      @makedapearl2542 3 года назад +2

      Bighomie, my message was for "akon"

    • @bighomieJ5X
      @bighomieJ5X 3 года назад +4

      @@AkonFenty1992 are u serious wow that's hilarious 😂😂 I would line up with any caucasian dude to prove my point

    • @l.austin2371
      @l.austin2371 3 года назад +1

      @@AkonFenty1992 ur delusional

  • @momuchwezi5465
    @momuchwezi5465 3 года назад +2

    Remember he joking.... someone Living his jokes..😅😅🤮 don't take it personal just learn from it.

  • @bOmBAsTiK
    @bOmBAsTiK 3 года назад

    I would tag that joke endlessly..."Some white people would be happy. I get to say "nigga" all year with no repercussions, dick might even get bigger. Gotta save up though cos I don't know what my credit gone look like..." 😂😂

  • @LifeofDray
    @LifeofDray 3 года назад +1

    White next Wednesday

  • @Uwontregretit101
    @Uwontregretit101 3 года назад

    He should try to work on speaking asian to make the joke better. Also cussing dont bother me. But when nigga nigga nigga and nigga keep coming back to back and no joke i tune out . This set could have been funny but he gotta work on it.
    And fyi this planet belongs to all of us and we need to respect it.

  • @bmgtheperformer
    @bmgtheperformer 3 года назад +1

    Hahahababababaha

  • @rommy215
    @rommy215 3 года назад +8

    Paul Mooney reincarnated

  • @trevinlumpkin9917
    @trevinlumpkin9917 3 года назад +2

    You know what I can do with this sir ? 😂😂😂

  • @robtv3346
    @robtv3346 3 года назад +2

    😂 I’m Asian also...

  • @JrSmoove
    @JrSmoove 2 года назад +1

    6 Asian got they ass whooped and they got a Bill It was 6 videos Boom BILL Passed 😭

  • @tomcarter9580
    @tomcarter9580 Год назад

    Think. It ain't illegal yet. EDDIE GRIFFIN.

  • @thedominicanway9682
    @thedominicanway9682 3 года назад +1

    Hahahahah he when crazy with that skin color exchange lol shit I just want Americans to be Dominicans for one's

  • @808Tornado
    @808Tornado 3 года назад +4

    Horrible set

  • @jerico80
    @jerico80 2 года назад +1

    You know what i can do with this sir??!! 🤣🤣

  • @michaelrexrode3759
    @michaelrexrode3759 3 года назад +7

    Audio is bad.

    • @OhhHeyDJ
      @OhhHeyDJ 3 года назад +4

      Could be worse..I still heard him pretty well

    • @ikannunaplays
      @ikannunaplays 3 года назад +1

      @@OhhHeyDJ I can't hear a thing but the whoosh of the overlay disappearing was loud AF

  • @younameit1407
    @younameit1407 Год назад

    This crowd is trash, bro had me dead the whole clip

  • @jaykaynum5569
    @jaykaynum5569 Год назад

    I gotta be BlaCk next Wednesday 💪🏾

  • @michelerich1590
    @michelerich1590 Год назад

    '(comedian chuckles)' oof

  • @Dr_SteveK
    @Dr_SteveK 3 года назад +2

    Third person up in here 🥳✨🤩🤩

  • @thomaswilliamjohnson3022
    @thomaswilliamjohnson3022 3 года назад +2

    Classic well done

  • @DicelandEntertainment
    @DicelandEntertainment 3 года назад +8

    Kinda funny with a hint of self hate.

    • @JV-NY987
      @JV-NY987 3 года назад +1

      Wrong

    • @DicelandEntertainment
      @DicelandEntertainment 3 года назад +1

      @@JV-NY987 How so

    • @lql1094
      @lql1094 3 года назад +5

      I got pandering to white people. I didn't think it was funny at all.
      Without the back story it makes it seem like white is right and black is wrong.
      Again, not funny at all.

    • @flyguy4211
      @flyguy4211 3 года назад +3

      I was wondering if anyone else interpreted the joke the same way as I did?! After scrolling all the way to the bottom of the post... AH HAH! At last! Although jokes, people usually speak their truth in jest.

    • @shawnoram8462
      @shawnoram8462 3 года назад +2

      Fr. I was scrolling for this comment.

  • @cammac2753
    @cammac2753 10 месяцев назад

    On my way to see him tonight. 🎉

  • @yassineoubamouhmi1919
    @yassineoubamouhmi1919 3 года назад +1

    My n***ga too soon yeah to soon 🤣🤣🤣

  • @elijahelizer4674
    @elijahelizer4674 3 года назад +1

    This is truth 😭

  • @Bribribri724
    @Bribribri724 3 года назад +7

    The crowd was not ready 🤣🤣

  • @keonnewilliams9511
    @keonnewilliams9511 2 года назад

    I'm Asian😆✌

  • @marquismcghee
    @marquismcghee Год назад

    Those laws would change as soon as the race change goes into effect to protect them... they'll always make sure they receive the benefits without the hassle/consequences

  • @paigewhite1251
    @paigewhite1251 3 года назад +3

    No "Bill$" will be passed for *us* .🤣🤣🤣.We LOVE BIDEN HARRIS even tho they helped EVERYONE__BUT *us*.....cause WE "BLACK." 😅

    • @Cripplified
      @Cripplified 3 года назад +1

      I'm sorry there isn't a politiical group that we as a people can take over Democratics vs Republicans.
      We exist, we just need numbers.

  • @ethershakur4768
    @ethershakur4768 3 года назад +1

    Facts

  • @StevenLeeStudios
    @StevenLeeStudios 3 года назад +1

    He said he saw a black dude get jumped, lol i wonder who jumped him

    • @OMAR-vk9pi
      @OMAR-vk9pi 3 года назад

      Black dudes

    • @kushkingzoriginal
      @kushkingzoriginal 3 года назад +3

      I seen some Asians and whites jump a black guy on camera and one stood on his neck for like 10 mins and killed him. Messed up😔.They went home later that day. Look it up.

    • @pocari5568
      @pocari5568 3 года назад +2

      @@kushkingzoriginal so now you perpetuate hate against asians who had nothing to do with it. the cycle of hate continues.

  • @ColdperpetratorLv
    @ColdperpetratorLv 2 года назад

    I love being a mestizo and will never want to change it cause that’s how god intended it to be

  • @alexandershabazzi8890
    @alexandershabazzi8890 3 года назад

    "They wanna save everybody else besides niggas." Aye mannnnn...!

  • @sakizaky9270
    @sakizaky9270 3 года назад +1

    Haaaaaaaaaaaa

  • @tophattproductionss6978
    @tophattproductionss6978 3 года назад

    Don’t let all of these go over your head .,,

  • @392Poot
    @392Poot 2 года назад

    That Crowd Was Wack, iWas 😂😂😂

  • @compton221
    @compton221 3 года назад +1

    🤣😂🤣👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

  • @VForbes
    @VForbes 3 года назад +1

    This is a dope joke!

  • @lex2.0
    @lex2.0 2 года назад

    Good jokes contain true ish

  • @americanbrotha
    @americanbrotha 2 года назад

    Hahahahahaha! This some real sh!+ tho

  • @ZdaReaper
    @ZdaReaper 2 года назад

    Started out rough. But killed it on the end

  • @painterpainting7056
    @painterpainting7056 2 года назад

    Malik is very good

  • @PIMPSTREZZ-DNA-FAM
    @PIMPSTREZZ-DNA-FAM 3 года назад

    Lol

  • @jknumber5138
    @jknumber5138 2 года назад

    You did that😂🤣

  • @amandaphillips9842
    @amandaphillips9842 3 года назад

    I have heard that before. It 🔴 being funny s a couple of years ago.

    • @kushkingzoriginal
      @kushkingzoriginal 3 года назад

      It’s still funny, matter of fact it’s grotesque.

  • @conspiracyjen85
    @conspiracyjen85 3 года назад +5

    That was funny

  • @leroyf57
    @leroyf57 3 года назад +9

    Cam we do without the N word out of comedy?? I'm black but after the third N word . I didn't want to watch anymore!!

  • @pocari5568
    @pocari5568 3 года назад +3

    This is racism disguised as comedy

  • @steflo4544
    @steflo4544 3 года назад +1

    Keep going champ this some real shit!

  • @beatsbydizzy8932
    @beatsbydizzy8932 3 года назад +1

    SPEAK TRUTH

  • @JoFlirt
    @JoFlirt 3 года назад +1

    Great set

  • @AkonFenty1992
    @AkonFenty1992 3 года назад

    Bruce is not even trans. He is a cross dresser. Race isn't something you can identify as. At least if you're going to joke like that at least be factual.

    • @makedapearl2542
      @makedapearl2542 3 года назад +2

      Why not! Thats raceshaming

    • @l.austin2371
      @l.austin2371 3 года назад +4

      Its a joke weirdo

    • @l.austin2371
      @l.austin2371 3 года назад

      @@makedapearl2542 lol i love it

    • @AkonFenty1992
      @AkonFenty1992 3 года назад

      @@makedapearl2542 Race has never been something you can identify as. If one is going to be funny be factual too.

    • @AkonFenty1992
      @AkonFenty1992 3 года назад

      @@l.austin2371 With no facts