The DMV is the Worst Place in America - Tony Baker
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- Paperwork, documents, evidence, APPOINTMENTS: it doesn't matter the DMV does not care! Tony Baker explains how something is always going down at the DMV. It doesn't matter what you do to prepare, you're going to be there for a long time.
Originally Filmed - 4/14/2019
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Tony: “You never have enough paperwork for the dmv”
Lady in audience: “Shiiiddd that’s why I don’t have a license now” 😭
😭😭😭😭😭😭
😂😂😂
I heard that shit too
That hit the soul for her 😂😂😂
@@Kevinsteelo lmao
“Here’s a picture of me in my kitchen with the light on” 🤣🤣
I pissed myself laughing at this🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That part got me too!
Lol
I cried when I heard that!
😭😂
I thought this was going to be about DC, Maryland, Virginia tri-state. LOL
Lol me to. I was about to fire off. Lol
Me too! lol
LOL nooooooo
Them Virginia troopers be hiding on the side of mountains and shit.
Me too....I was confused for a second.
The 6 people who disliked work in a DMV probably 🤣
Fact
@@bababire 33 now 💀🤣
Cuz it's all true, they hate it when someone else is right about you👌😌
He 100% right! Got my license at 16, I'm 50 now at DMV. You would think it gets better by now, still with the long line waiting. All DMV employees with their stuck-up attitude and they're miserable people to deal with cuz they know we need it.
Or they’re currently in line.....waiting....
I can attest to the desperation. You go in there and it don't go right? You won't be back for another 2 years lmaooo. He killed it.
Especially with covid scheduling rn, you miss an appointment thats 60 days minimum 😂😂😂
J. Winston 🗣 MINIMUM
Tony performed this bit at a church in Denver and he said the DMV sent him back because he didn’t have a copy of the Declaration of Independence. People in that church were crying laughing when he said that.
😂 a real signed copy, too
😭😭😭😭😭😭😂🤣💞💕
We need a certified copy of the Emancipation Proclamation. 😅😅
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 He sooo need a Netflix special
Seeing Tony up there is like watching highlights from Kobe in his prime: delivery, tempo, timing, everything was on point. We are watching a master at work.
He's a professional stand-up...in that Redd Foxx vein. Not as rapid fire as Redd was, but just as technically sound.
🙌🏾🙌🏾🔥
Literally!
Wow, that audience was laughing really hard. lol. Great set.
His animal voice overs are *legendary*. You’re welcome.
Why am I welcome? What did I thank you for?
RUclips Tony baker voice overs and report back to this post and give your thanks because he is freaking hilarious.
Str8 Facts
I just got back from the DMV last week: it shouldn’t take that much time and effort to simply register a vehicle today.
SHUT UP!
Flat out. There's always some know-it-all fool who wants to throw cold water on something funny. That's why I have an undying hate for hecklers!
I think you miss understood them
With all the technology we got, DMV does the same shit/ jerks working there. Never in my life going to dmv feeling like you at the emergency hospital to see the doctor. 3 hr guarantee there or come back next day.
@@kenlucas7025 did you actually read what I wrote?
RIP To his son 🙏🏾💙
This joke hit different now after his son passed smh so sad couldn't imagine that feeling
He ain't told not ONE single lie!!!! Not one!
I am absolutely the person that makes an appointment and looks down at the "peasants" just to still have to wait 😂😂😂
And NOTHING you bring is enough! 1000% accurate.
2:38 - "Even though you got an appt., you still gotta wait" He ain't lying!
Strongest joke was: No matter what you bring, it aint enough. They always send you back from something. Good stuff.
Most of my aging has happened at the dmv lmaooo
I'm glad the audience was fortunate enough to witness his comedy first hand, dude is talented for real. I'm a fan 💯
IT REALLY IS NEVER ENOUGH. nobody can get their story straight about what you need and don’t need!!!!!
Prayers still too you Tony…so for the loss
Tony has such a detailed style of comedy. I love him!
You know you're good when you got them rollin for a DMV bit. Love this guy!
Holding yesterday's paper took me out 😂😂😂😂
"..THAT'S NOT EVERYTHING! WE NEED A BLOOD SAMPLE!" 🤣🤣💀
Yo EVERYTHING he said is DEAD ON ACCURATE!! I was up there April 2021, and I saw every one of these scenarios.
"This isn't everything" 🤣😂🤣
this man can have you in tears under 5mins. lmao
"Excuse me peasants" yoooo 😭
"You ever go with an appointment?..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 100% accurate . Here’s my baby shoes from 88😂😂😂😂
This made me laugh so HARD! 😂
4:26 Somebody is riding dirty 😂😂😂😂😂
The first time hearing this man I laughed crying yoooooooooo I couldn’t believe he did this.
I was supposed to stop
I never kneeeew
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We need your blood work from 1996 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😩
4:27 imagine being so funny, you've got folks tellin on themselves.
Like how does this not have more views😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
4:25 “that’s why I ain’t got no license now”😂😂😂
TOO TRUE!!! (Off Gessner in Houston, TX!!)
Aye mane TONY BAKER Kilt this segment !!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 I was laughing so hard
I could not keep it together.. had me rolling!!!
TONY BAKER
THIS WAS AN AMAZING SET SIR
Was JUST there a few days ago. My son actual pasted the permit test ($50🙄), but everything was sketchy as hell. We had an appointment but it was still a two hour plus wait! They texted us as soon as we ‘checked in’ to let us know how many people were ahead of us! Why it took so long I will never understand. They have 21 booths! And he’s right about the people, everybody just looked anxious. As an empath absorbing all that energy I was completely exhausted by time I got home.
‘ nah fr though I had an appointment the other day 😂 felt like the shittttt.! And still had to wait .!
We need your bloodwork... im dead. DMV is a nightmare every damn time.
That Nas: illmatic sweater, is SICK!
Swear i fukn love Tony Baker crazy ass 😆
Lol this was even more hilarious in- person
This guy is actually trying to MURDER using jokes to make them laugh until they die!! My very first experience. I had to pause the video numerous times cuz of my dangerously close heart -busting uncontrollable laughter. No wonder some in the audience are yelling at him to SHUT UP! Incredibly gifted comedian!
“Need your blood work from 1996 and a stool sample.” 😆 😂 🤣 💀
The truth is always hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Im upvoted anything Tony and Teddy Ray
That's real, the DMV ain't shit. But you're guaranteed to see some shenanigans to make up for it!
"this is not everything" LMAO! Tony a fuckin fool!
"Blood work from 1992" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is hilarious 😆 Not the “blood work” 😂🤣🤣
.." and a stool sample" 😂😂😂😂😂
This is really good material 😂
Indeed, the DMV is where dreams go to die.
He’s so good!
This needs more views
Highly agree with the fact that some dmv questions are total bs. One I got on my written test was “what angles should you have your hands on the steering wheel?”
Honestly irl, it’s not specific angles (despite what the dmv thinks). It’s whatever you’re comfortable with, because every human being and every car is different
The last time I took a behind the wheel test, the instructor had me drive down a street with no one parked on it, and she told me to parallel park, so I pulled up to the curb and stopped. She looked at me like I was being a smart ass, and said, "Do it again, but pretend that there's other cars on the street." So, I put on my blinker, looked back over my shoulder for a minute and said, "If ever get a break in traffic! Okay, here we go!" I drove 5 mph until I "found a spot", backed into the imaginary spot, and pulled forward two feet, leaning forward like I was being careful not to rear end the car in front of me. She said, I'm going pass you because you put on your blinker while entering, and exiting the traffic lane, and I like how you pulled forward a little after you backed in!" I said, "You told me to pretend that there's other cars out here, so I did!"
Yeeeesss yessssss 🧐
“I do be stoppin” 😭
I DO BE STOPPIN I DO BE STOPPIN!! hilarious yo
Is That Kamara White In The Background, Or Do All LA Chicks Sound The Same
LOL this dude is too funny. Really smart sets
Since covid-19 DMV is so much easier. Make a appointment and your in and out.
Wayment, but the audience member hollering "That's why I ain't got my license now!!" on top of everything Tony Baker was saying just slayed tf outta me...see ya'll at the crossroads, cuz I'm officially out 💀 ⚰ 😭🤣😂🤣😂
B126 Ohh God 😱 that's me 🤣
Here are my baby shoes. 🤣
4:19 the audience 😂😂😂😂
So funny how this is 3 weeks old and got this in my recommends today... I had to go to the DMV Monday 😩 these are all facts! Where I'm at we don't even know what offices are currently open, Google doesn't have the correct information, nor does the actual DMV website talking about "we try to have the correct information but last minute changes". I went to the one I usually go to all confident because it's the least hellish one in the city... CLOSED 😩 you can't even call any of the offices to confirm if they're open, all automated systems and no option to get a representative smh... I could go on about this but I've already written enough of an essay lol!
The DMV is like Earth's version of Hell. 🔥
Maaaaan, I thought my dude was about to start talking about Washington DC. I was about to invent a way to reach through my phone screen and slap the fire outta this dude. Don't come for us in 202, 301, 240, or 703 no sir.
That legit happen when I went to the DMV lol
I almost cried just now 😂😂😂
So funny and so true!🤣
Lol this Patrice o'Neil 🤣🤣🤣stealing jokes is a crime
Bro tell me about it. I had the DMV tell me they couldn't use my address. Lol like I ain't got no other house for you fam. Told them fuckers I didn't need plates and left. Rode dirty for a year no issues. 🤣
The longest I’ve driven with expired plates was three years…1999-2002. Never had any issues.
the best clean comic in the game
I think Dave Chappelle finally has real competition.
I think so too 🤣😌👌
Nigga my stomach is hurting 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Abernathy Nevers off the rip... im here for it.
The DMV is indeed the worst place is America. The employees are rude as hell, they will waste your time and won't even get what you came in for. And now with appointments only, it is way worst.
BROOOOO THIS FUNNNYYYY OMG!!!😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤TONY BAKER WHY ARE YOU SOOO FUNNY
“This is not everything..... We need your blood work and stool sample” 😳😳😳🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤣🤣🤣
Blood work from 1996
🖕🤣🖕
....if you plz...its not enuff, 🤣🤣🤣 I cried blood when he said that 😭😭
He broke me wit this one 😩😩😂
Spawn of Greatness Strongly Agreed. Blood work and stool sample. But wait when he said; light Bill and picture of him with the lights on and his BABY shoes my left side went numb. I’m so so DONE 🤣😄💀😂
..from 1996😂😂😂
when a woman says shut up at a comedy show like that SHE IS DYING DYING LAUGHING
That painful laugh 😆
I'm glad you didn't say black woman, because that's exactly who says that when there's jokes going on LOL
That's real genuine laughter you can't fake that 🤣🤣
She was 💀💀💀
I screamed🤣
No matter what you bring, IT'S NEVER ENOUGH!!!!
Straight facts
Got a passport. That shit's good for EVERYTHING. Highly recommended
@@WouldntULikeToKnow. Facts
That’s straight facts. Got my license at 16 & my Dad had to run back home to grab some more bills cause my permit, ID, birth certificate, social security card, school report card & the electricity bill didn’t convince them I’m really me
💯 Facts ! I hate them MOFOS !
I was the person who snapped at the DMV last time I went 🤦🏾♀️😅
😄😄 you had to come back 🤣🤣
“Your snapping was futile. Where did it get you? Back to me.” - DMV Thanos
😂
@@mikelmoon100 😭😭
@@mikelmoon100 💀💀💀💀💀
Tony Baker is slept on. He’s so funny
I don't think he's slept on
Anymore.
Hardcore bro.
People Waking Up. Can’t loose with tony forreal. He is Great. No bunch of cursing or offense speech and he Kills Every time. #Priceless
@@Realrap2727 what's wrong with cursing? It's a comedy show, you're suppose to have a great time at a comdedy show...
@@mindhunter8772 Nothing wrong with cursing but a true comic doesn't lean on cursing to make their jokes hit. He curses sometimes but he doesn't over do it. He's just naturally funny and that sets him apart from so many other comics.
Lol did we not hear this woman say that’s why I ain’t got no license now ?!
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Lmao
Yessss I ran that back to check 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yet didn’t she drive?🤔
Jk😂😂
😂😭
Man he hit this on the head. Everybody be looking shook walking up there to that mean ass teller.
I used to tell people “ you know how they hire DMV staff?, they ask them two questions… would you shoot yo momma and do you love Satan?” They answer yes to both… they’re hired! Lol
Hands down the meanest employees in the land.
@@Heavenzvoice 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Heavenzvoice Wuaaaaaahahhaahhahahahahaahhahahahahahahaa stop it already.. i can't 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You have to bring snacks to the DMV. Lol..full popeyes two piece dinner up there. The wait time is ridiculous..lol.
I've seen folks roll up to DMV with camping equipment and a portable tv cuz they know it's probably gon' be a sleepover.
🤣🤣 couple chicken sandwiches too
😄😄😄
Bring a night cap bag too...and a snickers cause ya ain't goin nowhere for awhile🤔
Ratchet
YO who heard the lady in the back "Exactly, thats why I aint got a license now!"
Timestamp? Lolol
4:24
“...but I had an appointment..”
I saw the confusion in my mind😆
The clerks are calm, but deadly when they say "this is not everything" lol.
Everything he said was on point. Especially about never bringing all the correct paperwork
... my birth certificate, my SS card, my baby shoes...😆🤣
I came to watch this again to get a laugh, but I forgot he mentioned his son in it and hearing him talk about him made me feel a way. We appreciate you brother. God bless you and your family.
yea, that hit different... especially talking about his son driving
I was so confused by this comment because I had no idea that happened to his son. That’s extremely sad 😞
Omg! I didn’t know. this is heartbreaking. 😢 there are no words.