The funny thing that got me was he said "3 days into being in LA he got his medical card and he didn't have an apartment yet" after he bought the weed cookie he said he woke up 2 days about a mile and a half from his house 😂 wtf he went from apartment too a house that he never had 😅🤣😂
I honestly think that weed makes me forget things and at the same time I’m thinking of more then 100 things , and thinking of useless things 😂 it’s crazy
Facts: 1. CCP high officials started taking hydroxychloroquine from October 26th, 2019, and none of them got infected by the CCP virus. 2. CCP controlled WHO and said this medicine is ineffective. 3. Sri Lanka professor in the P3 lab of Hong Kong designed this virus and told his own country to hoard a large amount of hydroxychloroquine months ago. Sri lanka has a very low death rate. 4. South Dakota State used hydroxychloroquine as treatment and prevention. This state didn't lock down and had death rate around 1%, much lower than the 4-5% of US in general. 5. Many studies done with hydroxychloroquine were problematic. The researchers either gave dozens-higher-than-normal amount to patients or gave the medicine to dying people. Then, they said "Hey, hydroxychloroquine had serious side effects.", or "hydroxychloroquine is ineffective." This medicine is mostly effective to take within 24/48 hours of getting infected and/or for people without serious heart diseases. So, use the influence of citizenship to influence the politicians in each nation. Use this medicine, and we can live as people in South Dakata.
That’s on god. I remember the first time I ever did a dab I had to drive home 20 minutes later and I was so high and terrified of making any mistakes I drove like 20mph all the way home lol.
I had a similar experience. Went to a appreciaton day at my favorite pot club and they were passing out edibles. I was told that they lowered the doses on the edibles so that we could try diferent ones. Well they didnt lower the dosage on the blueberry muffins.. long story short, one of the girls told me with a serious face, if i was you id hurry up and go home, you are about to be fuucked up! I didnt go home like i was told. Mind you i was on my motorcycle. I ended up going to my parents house and was talking to my mom and sister then Boom! I got blitzed by the damn blueberry muffin. Mid convo i was like i gotta go! they looked at me like i was crazy. I ended up in bed waking up to my friends in my room telling me to get up so that i could go to a wedding rehearsal.. i didnt make it..
Saud Abdulaziz quarter of an ounce? Eight of an ounce? Weights? And yes obviously he's on about drugs the whole video is about drugs? U on drugs? lol :P
I had three in 20 minutes one time last year. I wound up chilling and time traveling with a multicolored Snuffy (the original, with yellow green eyes) for seven hours.
I graduated in 2014 with a 3.22 GPA and an associates in electrical/ mechanical engineering with green technology. I was 55 years old and had been smoking marijuana for 40 years. Marijuana does not destroy your memory, unless you allow it to. I've always tried to learn something new every day. I thank my dad for getting me into reading at an early age and having me and my brothers solve our own problems. He'd watch to make sure we didn't hurt ourselves, but other than that, he'd let us figure stuff out.
My friend sold us afghan goo and we smoke before a movie, the ladies that worked there were like , " dam you smell that, thats strong, i was paranoid af my friend ran into some people he knew and while they were talking i popped up behind him and said, vdude we gotta go they know!"
This whole time I've been wondering why there were so many marijuana jokes, and wondering how they were gonna squeeze 420 jokes into a 12 minute video😂. I'm so dumb
@@bewiserastafari1330 ducktales is an old cartoon and the cartoons theme song has "Ducktales" "Woo hoo" and apparently older stoners used to watch that when they were young
Got pulled over by police in Sevierville,Tennessee and he wreaked of skunk bud. Not sure what pissed me off more, the fact I got a ticket or that he had better weed than me.
Stoner: "Doc, I need a prescription for weed." Doctor: "What condition do you have that you need a prescription for?" Stoner: "Anxiety." Doctor: "What's causing your anxiety?" Stoner: "I'm out of weed."
One good thing about smoking weed it's that I've probably watched 4 times this before and I keep watching once in a wile because I always damn forget it!!! It's incredible man😂
Im so high that i read this video "Here are four hundred-twenty jokes: Try Not to Laugh" When I realized that it was actually about '420', the laughs quickly arrived.
“Aunt mables weed cookie”, oh I trust her she’s family 💀😂
that one killed me
That was great
Kid Luii 😂😂😂😂
WHO EATS ONE 1/3 OF A COOKIE that’s like the hunger games
Kid Luii I was trying so hard not to laugh!
Comedian: Duck Tales
Audience: OOOOOWOOOOO
Comedian: That’s how you find the potheads
not a fucking clue what duck tales is or was or whatever....and ive smoked over 30 years....
@@gianttunafisher its a cartoon from the early 90's lol
Reeves pinky and the brain was better🤷♀️
best part of the movie
Marmar Classic ruclips.net/video/YeAcPHd5jXY/видео.html
"WHO EATS 1/3 OF A COOKIE???" Huahahuahaha
“I eat all thirds of a cookie!” 🤣
"I'mma get out of this dish and get on with my day"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
420 likes
"Woke up 2 days later, about 1 and half miles away from my house feeling refreshed"😂😂😂😂
"I gotta get out this ditch nd start my day"🤣🤣
Yeah that was the best one lol
Lmfaoooo
He was refreshed like poppin fresh
"i trust her she's family" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
MsThuggpassion cookie guy was my favorite 😂
Died laughing at the same part
it kind of sounds like a brian regan skit about "serving size"
What's his name?
😂 😂
"Aunt Mabel's weed cookie, I trust this she's family" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Alex Krastev i found that ode funny 😭
The funny thing that got me was he said "3 days into being in LA he got his medical card and he didn't have an apartment yet" after he bought the weed cookie he said he woke up 2 days about a mile and a half from his house 😂 wtf he went from apartment too a house that he never had 😅🤣😂
@@setherb2517 oh shit 😑🤔🤨 that makes u thinks
@@setherb2517 or he woke up a mile and a half from the house he moved from. That would be a little more crazy
@@Mr.PoopyButtholeOfficial I'd be really confused and wonder how the fuck I got there 😂😂
I honestly think that weed makes me forget things and at the same time I’m thinking of more then 100 things , and thinking of useless things 😂 it’s crazy
You're gorgeous
That's the best part 😂😂😂
I do that even when I'm not high. So when I did get high.....well let's just say my trip took a little turn to the hospital lmao.
That's why I quit🤣
I’d rather forget than remember anyway. Only have this moment past is gone.
"That's BS, I never forget to smoke" this is what made me laugh the most
They say weed makes you forget.. I never forget to smoke 😭😭😭😭
Potheads always replace serious with wittiness 😂
ruclips.net/video/YeAcPHd5jXY/видео.html
U don’t forget stuff u do all the time
Facts:
1. CCP high officials started taking hydroxychloroquine from October 26th, 2019, and none of them got infected by the CCP virus.
2. CCP controlled WHO and said this medicine is ineffective.
3. Sri Lanka professor in the P3 lab of Hong Kong designed this virus and told his own country to hoard a large amount of hydroxychloroquine months ago. Sri lanka has a very low death rate.
4. South Dakota State used hydroxychloroquine as treatment and prevention. This state didn't lock down and had death rate around 1%, much lower than the 4-5% of US in general.
5. Many studies done with hydroxychloroquine were problematic. The researchers either gave dozens-higher-than-normal amount to patients or gave the medicine to dying people. Then, they said "Hey, hydroxychloroquine had serious side effects.", or "hydroxychloroquine is ineffective." This medicine is mostly effective to take within 24/48 hours of getting infected and/or for people without serious heart diseases.
So, use the influence of citizenship to influence the politicians in each nation. Use this medicine, and we can live as people in South Dakata.
@@freeeagle6074 , my whole family in Nicaragua got it and survive, two in Miami also did. Does that make the virus less lethal?
“Whats the difference between a quarter and en eighth? I wrote 50$” yup those sound like high school prices
Nah 30 for a eighth I get a quater for 55
@@bryantatkeson6379 you commenting like you getting something special thinking you're cool. If you ain't getting 125 grams or better gtfoh puppy.
@@uncommonsence153 I get ups lol homie u not bout anything idk who u think u talking to cuz we both know u ain't got hands to back that up
@@bryantatkeson6379 you talking about fighting over RUclips comments? Ok tough guy. Go buy your 7 grams and chill
@@uncommonsence153 lmao jit
“ And drive safely” so true. I always speed unless I’m high then I’m doing under the speed limit with both hands on the wheel 😂
facts
That’s on god. I remember the first time I ever did a dab I had to drive home 20 minutes later and I was so high and terrified of making any mistakes I drove like 20mph all the way home lol.
That is me ALLLL the time .I drive so well!!!!😂
“ i eat all thirds of the cookie” 😂😂
That killed me 😂😂😂😂
“If you were invisible, which ex girlfriends house would you rob?”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
ruclips.net/video/YeAcPHd5jXY/видео.html
If you was invisible
That's deep
The one who doesn't have a house
All of em’
"Hits blunt" If money doesn't grow on trees, why does banks have branches?
What?
MR.Pablo my bad I meant banks, I was high
Kevin Koge technically money does grow on trees😂
Hahaha.....
Kevin Koge not entirely paper it's blended cotton
They say weed affects you memory,bullshit I never forget to smoke!Lol.😂😂👏
Nia White brilliant😂😂😂
Yeah but I forget to breathe soo
"you didn't eat that whole muffin did you"
I fucking died
He was funny especially " dont come in the room except to bring OJ"
Took me 3 mins to figure that 420 jokes meant weed jokes not four hundred and twenty jokes.
Same lol
weed day is April 20th.
Yeah, I did not get it until the video ended.😅🙈
Were you high
I had a brain fart to till the jokes started then I was like DUH!
The blueberry muffin standup was hilarious!
Depression Talks With Immanuel best one
Exactly!
I had a similar experience. Went to a appreciaton day at my favorite pot club and they were passing out edibles. I was told that they lowered the doses on the edibles so that we could try diferent ones. Well they didnt lower the dosage on the blueberry muffins.. long story short, one of the girls told me with a serious face, if i was you id hurry up and go home, you are about to be fuucked up! I didnt go home like i was told. Mind you i was on my motorcycle. I ended up going to my parents house and was talking to my mom and sister then Boom! I got blitzed by the damn blueberry muffin. Mid convo i was like i gotta go! they looked at me like i was crazy. I ended up in bed waking up to my friends in my room telling me to get up so that i could go to a wedding rehearsal.. i didnt make it..
Depression Talks With Immanuel WHO WAS THAT GUY???
wtf i thought that shit was the cringiest
What's the difference between a quarter and a 8. I said, 50 bucks. Lol
Rudy Bosquez 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao
Did he mean drugs or something
Saud Abdulaziz quarter of an ounce? Eight of an ounce? Weights? And yes obviously he's on about drugs the whole video is about drugs? U on drugs? lol :P
Jason Mavis if you’re smoking some dirt maybe
"I don't want to smoke Afghani weed because people in Afghani get stoned.... to death" - That was a good one 😂
Edibles are strong as shit. I ate a whole brownie without knowing it was that strong and about an hour later I was in a completely different world.
Wish we had edibles like those in america ,i bought some weed cookies and brownies from a coffeeshop in the netherlands and it didnt do shit :(
@@B_K460 why not make them yourself? Just get good weed & someone who can bake
Never had an edible. I eat CBD gummies on the regular but they just put me to sleep.
I had three in 20 minutes one time last year.
I wound up chilling and time traveling with a multicolored Snuffy (the original, with yellow green eyes) for seven hours.
was it fun
RUclips: *weed jokes*
Me: *waiting for Josh Wolf to show up*
I got hype when I heard his voice!
Facts
Didn’t disappoint did he?
I'm here
He is soo much younger
“Daddy’s sick don’t come in the room”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kace face 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
U wants some oj
Hahahhahah
"A friend in need is a friend indeed but a friend with weed is better " .....Eek a mouse
I always liked the joke: 5 guys get together and drink alcohol, they start a fight... 5 guys get together and smoke weed...they start a band!... lol
i’m high af & the ex girlfriend house question made complete sense.
I’m not high rn and that shit still made sense
@@real.skproductionskimani3621 Tony Rock
No kapchat lmao
I be doing the same shit. My first answer was “fn Serena” (yes I’m bi deal with it) lmao
Big facts
Everyone in this comment section high asf😭
Nope a mum sitting in bed really quite b4 the school run begins give me some noise
You look fuck up
@Phoenix_The Wave tell me she does not
Haha
Or about to be 😂
Hahah “you just started using deodorant, take it easy”
Duck Tales 👂🏽
Happy 420 to all Stoners 😊
Oh my lord, I read the title as "four hundred and twenty jokes." I was sitting here like.. why are these all about weed?
ccjigsaw u high
No just dumb
Your not the only one
*“Yes we cannibus” had me weak*
Fucking 🥇
I graduated in 2014 with a 3.22 GPA and an associates in electrical/ mechanical engineering with green technology. I was 55 years old and had been smoking marijuana for 40 years. Marijuana does not destroy your memory, unless you allow it to. I've always tried to learn something new every day. I thank my dad for getting me into reading at an early age and having me and my brothers solve our own problems. He'd watch to make sure we didn't hurt ourselves, but other than that, he'd let us figure stuff out.
“It’s 2 o’clock in the morning and your car is orange, that’s why you got caught” 😂😂😂
I eat all 1/3s of a cookie
A Driver Life i ate 3 muffins and smoked the whole time.
I died
RIP
That dude sucked
Ocean We do them at home, so its not THAT strong i think.
But for real, i literally died.
I live in switzerland, where do you come from?
ate all thirds my guy lol
“I don’t want to try Afghani weed because over in Afghanistan they get stoned... to death” 💀
Bruh 😭😭😭
That’s how Bin Laden got caught lacking
My friend sold us afghan goo and we smoke before a movie, the ladies that worked there were like , " dam you smell that, thats strong, i was paranoid af my friend ran into some people he knew and while they were talking i popped up behind him and said, vdude we gotta go they know!"
In Afghanistan they smoke hash not bud
not sofunny tho
He said "I trust her shes family" 😂😂💯
HoodPope Brew 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The dude talk'n about "Aunt Mabel's Weed Cookie" ...he is freak'n hilarious 😂🤣
Lmao bro said the tv not invisible im crying 😂
“It’s 2 o’clock in the morning and your car is orange that’s why you got caught.” Had me dying
“Oh shit, that’s how they caught me last time” 😂😂😂😂 I’m rolling
This whole time I've been wondering why there were so many marijuana jokes, and wondering how they were gonna squeeze 420 jokes into a 12 minute video😂. I'm so dumb
Or you was high
Who else high asf watchin this💀
Aj Sanchez me 😂
Watching what?
I wish
✋
I am
I was skeptical about these jokes being any good at first but they were all funny as hell! I laughed really hard!
I thought I was about to watch a whole 420 jokes.
thought so too
im high and i thout it was
What strain you smoking😂
Clinton Chelak same
You that high too eh lol
"In business that's called renigging" 😆🤣😂
"🎵Ducktales🎵" "Woo hoo" "That's how you find the potheads"
Can you explain ? I'm not native English speaker
@@bewiserastafari1330 ducktales is an old cartoon and the cartoons theme song has "Ducktales" "Woo hoo" and apparently older stoners used to watch that when they were young
@@destroyerasdf I just gave you a thumbs up... So i can feel hi..a ..ppy...
Ps.. Im old as fuck..
Got pulled over by police in Sevierville,Tennessee and he wreaked of skunk bud.
Not sure what pissed me off more, the fact I got a ticket or that he had better weed than me.
LMAO
Oh snap, I'm sorry but that's hilarious! 😁
Bruh I live in Sevierville! All the cops here smoke, some of them even sell it lol
@@liamshope2838 to be fair I'd rather buy from a cop than half the kiwi dealers lol
@@JonathanS995 I feel ya on that
“That’s hunger games” 😂😂
0000000000000
@@gracielaromero1191 that used to be the code for America’s nuclear missile activations
“I know weed isn’t addictive because sometimes I forget to smoke.” (old Tommy Chong quote)
Yup its certainly affected your memory
"A southern woman is like a honey badger, ..." oh man.
The fucking dance!!!! Lmmfao
Aunt Mables Weed cookie HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sensei Cuttitup definelty wasn’t funny
Sensei Cuttitup I trust this she’s family 😂
if you havent, do yourself a favor and watch john pinnete
I agree! it was so funny!
Dam, I could use one of those
Right NOW !!!!! PEACE
Josh Wolf's weed stories/jokes are funny
Crazy how much josh wolf has blown up since this joke! Congratulations to him! Dude is awesome
The guy runs in
🏃🏼♂️.... 💨👈🏻
You didn’t eat that whole muffin, did you?
😂🤭😂
Gastros Wings i wonder if he got stuck 🤣
I lost my shit at that part lmao
Had me dying it was so funny. 😂😂😂
This was the most relatable thing in the whole video 😂
FACTS
i lost when he said “now theres a fuckin tv floating down the street”🤣
I’m gonna get out of this ditch and get on with my day 😂😂😂
The deep questionnaires you get into with your friends when you smoke is so insane lmfao
Leave here right now or prepare to be here for 8 hours!! I love that one lmfaoo
The blueberry muffin guy is so me Lmaoo
These jokes were actually good for a change. Thanks for putting this together!! I laughed a lot kids were looking at me funny 😁
That one guy killed me, talking about his friends wanting to have a Wolf Blitzer conversation, when they're high. 😂😂😂😂
“LEAVE HERE RIGHT NOW!” 💀😂😂
00:53 Brother smoke so much he got a permanent stoned eyes damn
I have that problem too hahaha
Stoner: "Doc, I need a prescription for weed."
Doctor: "What condition do you have that you need a prescription for?"
Stoner: "Anxiety."
Doctor: "What's causing your anxiety?"
Stoner: "I'm out of weed."
Ron 'tater salad' White Joke
only he said "depression."
I swear to God I’ve had that “floating TV” conversation before😂😂😂
Alot of people had this in mind... maybe not with a tv tho
Legal
That blueberry muffin bit was funny
GALACTIC WAR it’s basically cheech and Chong’s acid bit.
i love josh wolf
Omfg the bluberry muffin guy had me laughing so hard😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂
I had to watch him again😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Marouen Bouhaouala josh wolf mannn
im still laughing hahaha
The blueberry muffin guy was 100% spot on about edibles. 😂
One good thing about smoking weed it's that I've probably watched 4 times this before and I keep watching once in a wile because I always damn forget it!!! It's incredible man😂
ONG lmao
Who The hell eats a 1/3 of a cookie?!?!?! I eats all the 1/3s....lol
“You need a guy” 😂😂
KILLAMINDED MUSIC his voice was funny as shit
2:58 “Ima get out this ditch! And get on with my day!” That happened to me 😂
Me too, with alcohol, never weed.
I got two 1/64ths coming. 🤣🤣🤣
Put one in freezer to last us till Christmas
Put one in freezer to last us till Christmas
Yes ,
There’s an OBAMA STRAIN out there
Yes We Cannibas HaHaH
😂🤣
Yes we can-nabis 😂😂😂
Mich3l3 734 burnin 24/7
Watching this and having a blunt at the same time 🥺😂😂😂🌿👌🏾
YEAH JOSH WOLF IS ON HERE!
He's so hot
Read this as he showed up. Lol this man
Ian Chambers k ian
I’ll wrestle ‘ya!
I'm here early but I forgot the cool thing I wanted to say.
Matthew Ferland it was probably something about weed😁....in about 15 mins ill be absent minded also.
Peyton Bell you absent minded yet?
Dr. Bleach lmao. Very much so.....ROLLING up to the 2nd round 😀....lol , bleach , you made this mans day.
Matthew Ferland that's actually pretty cool...
Matthew Ferland yes we cannabis
Im so high that i read this video "Here are four hundred-twenty jokes: Try Not to Laugh"
When I realized that it was actually about '420', the laughs quickly arrived.
2:48
"And I ate the whole cookie" 😂😂😂
It's funnier just because he said that
Plus he sounded so pleased w/himself
Woke up 2 days later a half a mile away from my house feeling refreshed 😂
I do not partake, myself, but enjoy 4:20 everybody!
Chris Kochinsky I like what you did there buddy
Chris Kochinsky i hope you live long and a prosperous life my man
Lmaoo
Let's corrupt him
I don't partake myself much, i just smoke some weed.
im high af rn and im watching this amd i get interrupted by a army comercial asking me to find my warrior......dawg i cant even find my keys rn
😂😂😂
Bruh, think if you did enlist though. Buddy of mine did a few months ago. He’s in South Korea now. That’s some cool shit
You dodged a bullet. Pun definitely intended.
😂😂😂
“Oh shit, that’s how I got caught last time” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Still one of my favorite videos on RUclips lmao
Happy 420 🌿🌿🌿
Hope you got high as fuck!
Happy belated 420
👍🏻
Oh I saw that Star Wars style transition at 12:07! Perfect little detail.
"Now a TV just floatin' down the street"!😂😂😂
I need that weed store Josh Wolf was talking about
"People in Afghanistan smoke to death " 🤣😂 TRUE. VERY TRUE.
Stoned to death. U know... rocks thrown at them. Stoned
Smdh u thought that was funny but u didn't even get the joke right? Smoke to death doesn't even make sense. Come on 😂
Imagine just having a kickback and smoking weed with all of tha comedians at once dat shit would be funny af
Today is that day again. Happy 420 6am here miami florida. 🔥🔥😜
Duck tales Wooooohooooooo
MachineGunMouth woooooooohoooooo
Comedians are funny and laughing is healthy and free and I love it keep up the good joke, to all my comedian
Oh my God I'm so glad I watched this high!! 🤣🤣🤣
Thanks RUclips, for the absolute premium level free content.
Who’s watching this high in 2019? 🤣
Drew Thomas's voice kills me everytime
love him
Just what I needed while I'm at work.
First guy funny af and seems more underrated than should be
I'm pretty sure I'm one of those folks who think they are "so intelligent" after I smoke..🤷🏻♀️
Same my friends hate it sometimes but they learn awesome facts😭😂
Trista Goode my stoner friends think im so smart but i literally spit 99% bullshit and 1% dinosaur trivia
I do too