The Whitest Thing Ever | Tony Rock | Stand-up Comedy

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  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2025

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @jettgriffith7216
    @jettgriffith7216 5 лет назад +8219

    Man when he said “whitest people thing” and “airport” i woulda sworn he was gonna talk about clapping when the pilot lands

  • @brasshouse-fireball
    @brasshouse-fireball 5 лет назад +4120

    I'd guarentee the dude had his phone clipped to his belt.

    • @allanjim3
      @allanjim3 4 года назад +54

      Brass House - I know guys like that! 🤣 they think it’s like Batman’s utility belt!! 😂

    • @meman_the_mememan8608
      @meman_the_mememan8608 4 года назад +60

      Plain white polo shirt tucked into the loose jeans with the nose of he’s shoes pokin out the bottom. Got them dad shades too

    • @Gothbabe666
      @Gothbabe666 4 года назад +18

      Na bro he had a Bluetooth

    • @meman_the_mememan8608
      @meman_the_mememan8608 4 года назад +2

      Bronwen Both for ultimate Dad swag

    • @aamsheerzabal7128
      @aamsheerzabal7128 4 года назад

      Lol I imagined the same thing

  • @babyyoda1462
    @babyyoda1462 5 лет назад +7826

    Must be that student who would remind the teacher about homework.🤦‍♀️

    • @goodname4514
      @goodname4514 5 лет назад +86

      OMFG I *HATED* him.
      Or was I him? ;)

    • @Nokomomo22
      @Nokomomo22 5 лет назад +164

      I've been that kid at one point. That shit was 3 pages, I poured over it for several hours. Theres no way she wasn't taking my paper and giving me my grade I'm sorry-

    • @sunny_dany
      @sunny_dany 5 лет назад +34

      I've never done it in front of the class bc thats dumb but yeah if I put like hours and shit into that i'm not going waste my time lol

    • @it7890
      @it7890 5 лет назад +11

      I was that kid! I got a D in this class and I need some more grades or I'll get my ass whooped

    • @Abdi-uy1kh
      @Abdi-uy1kh 5 лет назад +5

      Nokomomo 22 fuck you for doing that

  • @missdisaster4849
    @missdisaster4849 5 лет назад +3546

    I feel like “white girl going the wrong way” should be my theme song

    • @Shaun1738
      @Shaun1738 5 лет назад +8

      Connor Streicher nobody fucking cares

    • @chocolatesensei5648
      @chocolatesensei5648 5 лет назад +52

      @@Shaun1738 don't say that your not a nobody

    • @alexiswilliamsinc
      @alexiswilliamsinc 5 лет назад +24

      Honestly that song is fire. I’d buy the mixtape.

    • @dmer7635
      @dmer7635 4 года назад +1

      I agree

    • @nicofromtheweb4891
      @nicofromtheweb4891 4 года назад +11

      @@chocolatesensei5648 that joke has layers

  • @CullenBoyer
    @CullenBoyer 6 лет назад +7075

    Did this man witness real life Dwight Schrute?

  • @louis.c326
    @louis.c326 6 лет назад +2917

    "I was like oh shit this is getting white" actually made me laugh out loud

    • @notsofast8568
      @notsofast8568 6 лет назад +14

      Blondie053 Can’t handle ze joke?

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 6 лет назад +5

      @Blondie053 ok buddy

    • @The268170
      @The268170 6 лет назад +2

      That's the part I laughed at too xD I'm gonna have to remember to use that sometime xD

    • @spinLOL533
      @spinLOL533 6 лет назад +1

      Fry Lock LMAO

    • @CareyOnShipmate
      @CareyOnShipmate 6 лет назад

      same

  • @moosic6288
    @moosic6288 6 лет назад +3514

    Clapping when the plane lands

  • @nolongeravailable1840
    @nolongeravailable1840 5 лет назад +1638

    I honestly want to hear "White girl going the wrong way", that singing was so good.

    • @opantelis
      @opantelis 5 лет назад +2

      How is the song actually called?

    • @jasonteqja7262
      @jasonteqja7262 4 года назад +6

      Panchaviaras he just made it up

    • @MizzzyMike
      @MizzzyMike 3 года назад +2

      @Cheyne sounded like early 2000s R&B

    • @limitless7221
      @limitless7221 3 года назад +2

      He should expound on that song,#1 on the chart if he does..catchy..

    • @davequin7051
      @davequin7051 2 года назад +1

      Honestly I broke out in song and tried expanding it longer and adding lyrics, that chorus was catchy as hellllll !! White girl going the wrong way... white girl going the wrong WAYYYYYY. Sounded amazing

  • @keyanna2633
    @keyanna2633 5 лет назад +2932

    "In true negro fashion" Lmao!

    • @tdl487
      @tdl487 5 лет назад +50

      I'm black and literally done the "in true negro fashion" thing before! lmfao my exact thought being "this shit does not fit my criteria! PASS"

    • @keyanna2633
      @keyanna2633 5 лет назад +23

      I'm the same way if it has nothing to do with me most of the time I choose not to get involved

    • @verinamusherure881
      @verinamusherure881 5 лет назад +18

      Honestly, as a black person, same 😂😂

    • @nicholascole2613
      @nicholascole2613 5 лет назад +7

      Lol, I'm guilty myself! 🙋🏿‍♂️

    • @gurusmurf5921
      @gurusmurf5921 5 лет назад +12

      Same. I always feel like there's a real chance I'll get blamed for something and end up in jail for trying to help someone.

  • @RICO_SUAVE_86_
    @RICO_SUAVE_86_ 5 лет назад +2328

    “I’ve seen an episode of *Big Bang Theory* before” 💀⚰️

    • @dane-ms6ev
      @dane-ms6ev 5 лет назад +8

      @@AkramDeX virgin

    • @mchan2141
      @mchan2141 5 лет назад +9

      I like that show

    • @KodyMurray
      @KodyMurray 5 лет назад +40

      I like the big bang theory but that shit is white af 😂😂

    • @DiscordMistake
      @DiscordMistake 4 года назад +3

      @@dane-ms6ev bruh did you even watch the video

    • @JetMags
      @JetMags 4 года назад +26

      Big Bang Theory is the least funny show on air, that includes the news programs.

  • @anarchist_parable
    @anarchist_parable 5 лет назад +644

    "Yooo, wtf was that number he dialed?" 😂

  • @morgantaylor2131
    @morgantaylor2131 5 лет назад +1036

    “white girl going the wrong wayyy, white girl going the wrong way” SENT ME

    • @16sshotz
      @16sshotz 5 лет назад +3

      Morgan Taylor 😭😭😭😭

    • @JohnSmith-zk9rc
      @JohnSmith-zk9rc 5 лет назад +10

      😤💯💯😩😄 HAHAHHA SENT ME FAM HAHA 💯💯😤🍆 it was so LIT when you said that FAM🤟💯😤😤😩

    • @jasonteqja7262
      @jasonteqja7262 4 года назад +4

      @John Smith wow.

    • @lukeWiz44
      @lukeWiz44 4 года назад +2

      John Smith wow

    • @PrincessAfrica3
      @PrincessAfrica3 4 года назад +2

      John Smith 😒

  • @ForestofCicadas
    @ForestofCicadas 6 лет назад +2857

    The girl just went the wrong way. I have no sense of direction, I can relate. How does that warrant a citizen's arrest??? I'm white and that's too white for me.

    • @Kalleosini
      @Kalleosini 6 лет назад +68

      It doesn't really have anything to do with being white, its just something that a weird white person would do that a weird black person would not.
      also the context that it all takes place in america, from americans perspective is relevant.

    • @joesr31
      @joesr31 6 лет назад +99

      She didn’t have authorization

    • @wearytrader535
      @wearytrader535 6 лет назад +14

      So it's white to press false charges...?

    • @somethingcats
      @somethingcats 5 лет назад +11

      Ebon Hawk you say it doesn’t have anything to to with being white... then you contradict yourself. Lol

    • @reaganpursley7925
      @reaganpursley7925 5 лет назад +3

      Ebon Hawk anyone would do it, and anyone would point it out. I don’t think it meant she was weird, she just has no sense of direction. She misunderstood the sign and went down to the plane lol.

  • @SSmithProductions
    @SSmithProductions 9 лет назад +3504

    She went down to the plane WITHOUT authorization.

    • @gilang8323
      @gilang8323 7 лет назад

      i lol'd

    • @jacoswanepoel7613
      @jacoswanepoel7613 7 лет назад

      SSmithProductions sddddj

    • @sobreaver
      @sobreaver 7 лет назад +13

      She can go down my plane WITHOUT authorization hakuna matata ! =]

    • @samsechrest4243
      @samsechrest4243 7 лет назад

      So does your mom

    • @hellsonion514
      @hellsonion514 7 лет назад +1

      someone left the elevator unlocked, in violation of security protocol.

  • @Super-wx6br
    @Super-wx6br 6 лет назад +4448

    The whitest thing i have ever heard was "thanks for the warning officer"

  • @Integral_RoA
    @Integral_RoA 5 лет назад +907

    "I didn't realize that white people pace before they make their stand." 👌🏻😂 Had me dead

    • @IrenaDeacon
      @IrenaDeacon 4 года назад +7

      They do tho. LOL. All my work colleagues act so white sometimes i wonder hiw come me being mixed but light skin cant even relate LOL

    • @beareble-lion4446
      @beareble-lion4446 4 года назад

      We do believe that Idk why though.

    • @caelumethridge
      @caelumethridge 4 года назад +2

      I read this comment at the same exact time he said it lmao

    • @OldmanVosh
      @OldmanVosh 4 года назад +9

      Simple answer: We do that to gain energy before we do some dumb shit.

    • @jamesfield1674
      @jamesfield1674 3 года назад +2

      I actually do that ha ha

  • @returnosf5043
    @returnosf5043 6 лет назад +2091

    You get given that number when you reach a certain level of whiteness.

    • @mattway18
      @mattway18 6 лет назад +16

      Ava Reed no we’re not. That’s some next level shit.

    • @compassionatecurmudgeon7025
      @compassionatecurmudgeon7025 5 лет назад +56

      There's an audible 'ding' and a burst of white light. Then the ancient white secrets are unlocked. I think we're talking like whiteness level 70 or so. As a ginger I've cross classed with a vampire so unfortunately my whiteness locks out around lvl 50 so this is information primarily garnered from yelp reviews.

    • @idenuts5394
      @idenuts5394 5 лет назад +3

      Compassionate Curmudgeon oml

    • @randomyoutubeaccount6906
      @randomyoutubeaccount6906 5 лет назад +2

      @@avareed6234 Shit nah nobody has given it to me yet

    • @verycutenoob
      @verycutenoob 5 лет назад +1

      Get given??

  • @IsaacH3
    @IsaacH3 6 лет назад +817

    "Whatchu want, a cookie?"

    • @asifsba1
      @asifsba1 5 лет назад +4

      Isaac Henry was looking for this comment. Interesting that he is Tony Rock and Chris Rock said those words a few decades ago. 👍😁

    • @LANGI902
      @LANGI902 5 лет назад +6

      @@asifsba1 "I take care of my kids"

    • @Woskiz
      @Woskiz 5 лет назад +2

      Isaac Henry underrated joke, didn’t get nearly the laugh it should have gotten

    • @casualobserver2380
      @casualobserver2380 5 лет назад

      @@Woskiz that's because it's totally unoriginal

    • @inlinechris
      @inlinechris 5 лет назад

      Literally stole his brothers joke lmao

  • @cabalofdemons
    @cabalofdemons 9 лет назад +1521

    Without authorization.

    • @mr.richards6062
      @mr.richards6062 8 лет назад +7

      +Itsmeeman1 WITHOUT authorization

    • @sunkid02
      @sunkid02 7 лет назад +3

      I wish he was more popular or mainstream "without authorization" needs to be a thing

    • @koolguy90s
      @koolguy90s 7 лет назад +1

      sunkid02 agreed!!!

    • @reariritter3062
      @reariritter3062 7 лет назад

      cabalofdemons are you AUTHORIZED to write this comment

  • @themadkraken1912
    @themadkraken1912 5 лет назад +268

    Am whiter than a polar bear in a snow storm, can confirm that citizens arrest is so white I got blinded for 20 minutes just hearing about it.

    • @DeathProductions200
      @DeathProductions200 4 года назад +2

      I mean if he had a greasy wife beater drove a heavily lifted dodge ram 2500 came to the airport right after mudding I'd say it would be.

    • @Panda72021
      @Panda72021 4 года назад +15

      I'm sitting here thinking "that's so white, that's heading straight into angry Karen territory".

    • @PLAYAWORLDRecords
      @PLAYAWORLDRecords 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ut7dOLBJMHU/видео.html

    • @jaymoore9181
      @jaymoore9181 3 года назад

      😂😂

    • @Thechosen0010
      @Thechosen0010 3 года назад +1

      @@Panda72021 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @benshaffer3369
    @benshaffer3369 5 лет назад +741

    I got a Starbucks commercial before this. Top that 😂😂

  • @michellep6417
    @michellep6417 5 лет назад +227

    “She went down?!”
    “She went DOWN.”
    😂😂😂

  • @SpazTheGamer
    @SpazTheGamer 9 лет назад +1044

    "oh shit this is getting white" LMFAO

    • @mattl.7766
      @mattl.7766 7 лет назад

      Is he the brother of Chris Rock?

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 7 лет назад +2

      Matt Cooler yes

    • @Totmorgen0
      @Totmorgen0 6 лет назад

      SpazTheGamer 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @unsuspiciouschannel3940
    @unsuspiciouschannel3940 4 года назад +27

    everybody gangsta until someone goes down and comes back up without any authorization

  • @nonmagicmike723
    @nonmagicmike723 8 лет назад +96

    LMAO at the way he says "she went down"

  • @ashleyakers3514
    @ashleyakers3514 7 лет назад +23

    "I've been to Disneyland before" 😂😂! This dude has got me dying legit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @riooo8072
    @riooo8072 5 лет назад +143

    i have been in this situation many times.. it was baddd, i almost cried. i got literally no sense of direction whatsoever. i feel bad for that girl.

    • @TwiggehTV
      @TwiggehTV 5 лет назад +21

      Hey, always know thats okay to ask if you're unsure. Even if its a moronic question you can rest easy knowing that you will never ever meet that person again.

    • @leahmarine9514
      @leahmarine9514 4 года назад +11

      I feel you, I have no sense of direction/navigation either. I'm generally okay at airports and in large cities because I know I can always look for another person who can help. Nine times out of 10 it'll be a super kind and friendly person and it's no big deal at all, just a regular friendly encounter

    • @orrie48125
      @orrie48125 3 года назад +3

      I sympathize. This whole story, I was laughing, but I was also like... If I was that girl, I'd be freaking out because some rando man is about to make me late to go get my bag. How long do they keep bags on the carousel? What if I miss it? If it's international, I still have to go through customs! The anxiety would be through the roof, I hate flying!

  • @coopboulton
    @coopboulton 5 лет назад +404

    If you needed authorization to go down that elevator there would have been a key fob on the elevator.

    • @ukeisloveukeislife3027
      @ukeisloveukeislife3027 5 лет назад +31

      If it were really a big deal, I feel a key card would've been necessary to use the elevator or at least a camera inside in case someone had sinister intent, you're right.

    • @LambeauLeeeper
      @LambeauLeeeper 5 лет назад +5

      You would think.. Lol

    • @IrenaDeacon
      @IrenaDeacon 4 года назад

      True

    • @IrenaDeacon
      @IrenaDeacon 4 года назад

      @@MisssKayy but u been warned. They didn't arrest u immediately🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @gymnopedie4445
      @gymnopedie4445 4 года назад +4

      Story's probably fake tbh. Still, that is something a certain type of white man would do.

  • @grayskindablue
    @grayskindablue 5 лет назад +437

    “White girl goin’ the wrong wayyy” is catchy af

    • @opantelis
      @opantelis 5 лет назад +4

      Whats the real song called?

    • @IrenaDeacon
      @IrenaDeacon 4 года назад +1

      It really is

    • @boykieeee
      @boykieeee 3 года назад

      @@opantelis u found the song yet

    • @opantelis
      @opantelis 3 года назад

      @@boykieeee power rangers or sth😂?

    • @Greyareas27
      @Greyareas27 3 года назад +1

      @@opantelis He made it up, guy.

  • @gvymamdvcnj131309
    @gvymamdvcnj131309 6 лет назад +515

    White girl going the wrong way is basically the story of my life...

    • @Kronos0999
      @Kronos0999 6 лет назад +2

      You have neither a life nor a girl.

    • @Kronos0999
      @Kronos0999 6 лет назад

      @NonfatGnome Says the person desperate enough to run to a dead person.

    • @hovahredd6032
      @hovahredd6032 6 лет назад

      Sammmmmeee and I’m only 1/3rd white😂

    • @hovahredd6032
      @hovahredd6032 5 лет назад +1

      Welshie Ranger LMAO.!! my mom is fully white and my dad is black and Cuban so I always just say I’m 1/3rd of each lol

    • @vannesaaaaa
      @vannesaaaaa 5 лет назад

      @NonfatGnome lmfaoo

  • @SonySMRTLim
    @SonySMRTLim 7 лет назад +2012

    I’m more concerned that an elevator to a secure area is that easily accessible to the public. Whoever designed that part of the airport needs his/her head checked.

    • @mhsmhs2217
      @mhsmhs2217 7 лет назад +68

      Cmon man you can’t seriously believe that story lmao thats why people are so easy to get brainwashed

    • @hesoyam881
      @hesoyam881 7 лет назад +54

      It probs wasnt even going down to the plane. It was probably to a maintenance room or closet where they keep airport equipment and stuff like extra chairs or whatnot. Just gotta bend the story around abit so it sounds more interesting

    • @nikomonjarez
      @nikomonjarez 7 лет назад +13

      YEAAA! no way it could be a joke.....

    • @TampaJohn
      @TampaJohn 7 лет назад +22

      It didn’t happen. It was a joke. You need what’s called a SIDA card with the proper authorization on it to get into any secure area in the airport. She wouldn’t even be able to open the doors

    • @coachflight1569
      @coachflight1569 6 лет назад

      L

  • @lauras5359
    @lauras5359 4 года назад +12

    This is my favourite stand up comedy ever. The way he changes his voice for each person is hilarious

  • @Mayabee321
    @Mayabee321 6 лет назад +19

    So funny. Give this guy a stand up special! He’s hilarious!

  • @aydensimpson6337
    @aydensimpson6337 6 лет назад +54

    I'm more concerned by the fact that I saw this dude and thought "Oh he looks like Chris Rock" and *then* looked at his name

  • @edak82
    @edak82 6 лет назад +300

    He obviously hasn't tried Susan's quinoa.

    • @blu773
      @blu773 5 лет назад +12

      Or Helen's tuna casserole.

    • @jayschipp7529
      @jayschipp7529 5 лет назад +6

      Thanks for making me laugh loudly at work. I had to cover it with a cough and now someone wants to know if I am ok 😆

    • @lashandag79
      @lashandag79 5 лет назад

      😂😂

    • @aaronsmith1023
      @aaronsmith1023 5 лет назад +2

      Quinoa is literally Native American in origin.

    • @KinWtw
      @KinWtw 5 лет назад +1

      Delish quinoa Susan!

  • @BillyJack45
    @BillyJack45 4 года назад +29

    “What you want a cookie?” He definitely the brother of the Great Chris Rock🤣😂😭

  • @marcotoni231
    @marcotoni231 9 лет назад +2391

    Im white and even I thought that shit was white. lol

    • @ulitmatedakotafan
      @ulitmatedakotafan 9 лет назад +23

      I'm white too but, I am like that sounds more like douche Baggie. Wearing a dang sweater around their neck, golf playing bitch ass shit. Like girl is 16, what does he think that she is a terrorist? Putting shit down in the suitcases. Okay, but I would think it was funny and probably do same as tony

    • @xMrJanuaryx
      @xMrJanuaryx 9 лет назад +4

      +Taylor Jones Uh I am pretty sure it was fiction written for the sake of a shitty skit. There was no citizens arrest and no little girl.

    • @00survive
      @00survive 9 лет назад +18

      +Robert Murch nah this sounds accurate af.

    • @sonnyblaze9968
      @sonnyblaze9968 9 лет назад

      +Robert Murch Uh I am pretty sure that you only replied to Taylors' comment cos you're thirsty af

    • @jayfedder1578
      @jayfedder1578 7 лет назад +3

      I'm pretty much the farthest on the right you can be and I completely agree, us white people created western civilization with this nerdy kind of shit.

  • @YungL.i.X.
    @YungL.i.X. 6 лет назад +539

    Not gonna lie, in my soon to be 2 decades of being on this world I have NEVER heard something as white as this. The only thing that comes close is Yello.

    • @jakesantoro6111
      @jakesantoro6111 6 лет назад +76

      "soon to be 2 decades" That is a very strange way of saying you're 19.

    • @claraheadstrong2143
      @claraheadstrong2143 6 лет назад +16

      @@jakesantoro6111 it sounds longer than 19

    • @strionic770
      @strionic770 6 лет назад +5

      They call me Mello Yelloooo

    • @lexsin5109
      @lexsin5109 5 лет назад +3

      You are not on this world you are in this world. You are on earth.
      Liked the comment tho.

    • @someguy2744
      @someguy2744 5 лет назад +8

      Prepare to be blinded by the whiteness of the next expression:
      Yepskerdoodles

  • @SandraZ227
    @SandraZ227 10 лет назад +273

    sometimes i like his style more than Chris's because he voice isnt so abrasive. But they are both funny as hell.

  • @topgurl9313
    @topgurl9313 5 лет назад +78

    I saw a similar thing happen in a train station when a young man wasn't paying attention and he went through a Staff door which had been left open but then he said 'sorry!' and came straight back out. Some white dude grabbed hold of him and screamed things like "don't f*cking go in there again!" etc. he wasn't even a staff member, just some dude who thought he had the authority to scream at someone. The sense of entitlement some people have is disgraceful. If it's not a big deal then mind your own business

    • @berksterb8475
      @berksterb8475 4 года назад +4

      It’s not always entitlement, but sometimes an intense fear of breaking rules.

    • @topgurl9313
      @topgurl9313 4 года назад +5

      @@berksterb8475 You're right. But they could have that fear AND choose to avoid what just happened, instead of confronting the person who made the mistake. That part is something else.

    • @kawaiionee-chan9557
      @kawaiionee-chan9557 4 года назад +5

      @@topgurl9313 I don't know if I would fear a guy who went into a staff door by mistake

  • @alexanthony3171
    @alexanthony3171 5 лет назад +45

    "Apple Juice Orange Juice MUTHAH FUCKAH, what do you want??!!
    Lol killed me

    • @orleansartist6095
      @orleansartist6095 4 года назад

      Every person working in a store or fast food place in New Orleans.

  • @konnerdent4835
    @konnerdent4835 4 года назад +47

    “Wachu want, a cookie?” Must be a family phrase

    • @Greyareas27
      @Greyareas27 3 года назад +2

      I thought the same thing. They really are brothers.

  • @rocknrap12
    @rocknrap12 8 лет назад +828

    There's many white comedians who do black jokes that are hilarious, like Bill Burr and Louis CK. If you can't take a joke and laugh at yourself then you shouldn't watch stand up. Cuz they don't give not one fuck lol.

    • @IAMBENNYBLANCO.
      @IAMBENNYBLANCO. 8 лет назад +25

      Good comment! Exactly! Bill Burr, is the the shit.

    • @SiddSur
      @SiddSur 8 лет назад

      rocknrap12 EXACTLY thank you i just addressed that a minute ago and then saw ur comment lol i mentioned those 2 same comedians. Comedy has no filter regardless of race.

    • @DirtySouthGaming
      @DirtySouthGaming 7 лет назад +15

      Agreed! Real talk, Louis CK is the first white comedian I've heard use the n word and the audience laughed without hesitation. He dances around the touchiest subjects so gracefully. Bill Burr is just right on the fucking nose but he owns it plus having a black wife kind of dismisses any true racist arguments against him.

    • @auspicioustoot
      @auspicioustoot 7 лет назад +1

      trompetayritmo that's 2. lol

    • @lrzzrl3049
      @lrzzrl3049 7 лет назад +3

      DirtySouthGaming Louis ck is mexican he gets the pass lol

  • @ballisticbadger9955
    @ballisticbadger9955 5 лет назад +255

    White guy here:
    My lifelong dream has always
    been to make a citizens arrest....
    I fantasize about it every day 👮‍♂️🦹‍♂️....

    • @zackydable
      @zackydable 5 лет назад +22

      Amen. I finally made one it just took me a reeaaalllyy long to find someone weak enough for me to make an arrest on. But man did it feel good. 👍🏻👮🏼‍♂️🙏🏻👮🏼‍♂️

    • @IrenaDeacon
      @IrenaDeacon 4 года назад +4

      @@zackydable how did it end?tell us more😁

    • @anyITsolution
      @anyITsolution 4 года назад +5

      Not a white guy here but tagged as one ... and I guess thinking of the civillian arrest is my white side 🤣

    • @ballisticbadger9955
      @ballisticbadger9955 4 года назад +6

      @@zackydable Oh uhm....
      I was actually being
      sarcastic but fair enough xD....

    • @carlosvaldezjr4156
      @carlosvaldezjr4156 4 года назад +10

      Brown guy here: any white guy try that bullshit with me, he will be lying on the floor in a large amount of pain.

  • @dankgaming420blazeit6
    @dankgaming420blazeit6 5 лет назад +397

    3.7K people did not have authorization

  • @lonesomelove42
    @lonesomelove42 8 лет назад +7

    This is the funniest video I've ever seen. I watch this whenever I'm feeling down. His facial expressions are the best.

  • @Totmorgen0
    @Totmorgen0 4 года назад +28

    “It’s about to get white” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @strongwill3637
    @strongwill3637 5 лет назад +63

    Without..AU-THORRR-iii-ZA-TTIONN!...

  • @tahj3293
    @tahj3293 5 лет назад +68

    I live in Jamaica and saw a white man press the button on the side to stop the traffic 😂😂 those shits don't work

    • @PLAYAWORLDRecords
      @PLAYAWORLDRecords 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ut7dOLBJMHU/видео.html

    • @UncleForHire
      @UncleForHire 4 года назад

      Yeah I doubt they work here either

    • @cinnamonstar808
      @cinnamonstar808 4 года назад +2

      @@UncleForHire they work. its not like they get worned down by the local people. 🇯🇲 ..... TRAFFIC BUTTONS LOOKS BRAND NEW without the tag. i have used it in St James... it works.
      BTW i already cross the street by the time it stopped traffic.

    • @aurora8749
      @aurora8749 4 года назад

      I live in the US and if you don't press those buttons on certain lights the walk sign wont come on and sometimes drivers are stupid and will yell at you for walking when you are legally allowed to

    • @louloubelle4188
      @louloubelle4188 4 года назад +1

      Im frm trinidad pressing that button is for comfort the light have timers as to when to allow ppl to cross...

  • @guitaristxcore
    @guitaristxcore 5 лет назад +52

    The funny thing is that if the police had shown up he would have been arrested. Making a citizens arrest for anything other than a serious crime is itself a crime.

    • @misterhappy5462
      @misterhappy5462 2 года назад

      ...and then it would've turned into "the blackest thing i've ever seen" 😄

  • @justinwhu7247
    @justinwhu7247 7 лет назад +32

    (4:35-4:45) sounds like Carlton from "The Fresh Prince" would have said that.

  • @isoreii5062
    @isoreii5062 5 лет назад +37

    I saw this video like last year and im only now realizing this is chris rock's brother lmao

    • @isoreii5062
      @isoreii5062 5 лет назад +7

      holy shit they liked the comment

  • @angelomarquez1614
    @angelomarquez1614 3 года назад +6

    “He came over eating a slice of pizza like ‘Hmm? What happened?’” Had me dying 💀

    • @ruaidhriburke5223
      @ruaidhriburke5223 4 месяца назад +1

      This comment is so underrated. My favorite part of the sketch 😂

  • @Frecklephuck
    @Frecklephuck 6 лет назад +11

    really well put together skit, had me laughing the whole way through

  • @darthmaul7626
    @darthmaul7626 5 лет назад +59

    I demand a full-length recording of White Girl (Goin' the Wrong Way)

  • @bikechainimmortalis6923
    @bikechainimmortalis6923 5 лет назад +205

    Fun fact: he lost sight of the girl during her "committing the crime", so he can not make the citizens arrest.

    • @IrenaDeacon
      @IrenaDeacon 4 года назад +9

      Citizen arrest is a very complex thing. Will he be guilty of making one will depend on the judges mood at the time. (Im a lawyer)

    • @sinanince3304
      @sinanince3304 4 года назад +11

      @@IrenaDeacon If every anf anyone was able to just operate that elevator without a required key of some sort or a sign which clearly states to keep out, then the girl can't be hold responsible for going down the elevator.

    • @jeannette28
      @jeannette28 4 года назад

      Well, you just took the fun out of it

    • @PLAYAWORLDRecords
      @PLAYAWORLDRecords 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ut7dOLBJMHU/видео.html

    • @TaySMR91
      @TaySMR91 4 года назад +5

      This is the whitest response

  • @aymanehrouch
    @aymanehrouch Год назад +3

    I love this skit. Especially because he literally tell you the punchline at first, but you still find it funny when you hear the full story. Great delivery!!!

  • @tryin2beehappygolucky431
    @tryin2beehappygolucky431 3 года назад +9

    Lmao he is so funny !!!
    I need to see more of his stand-up!!

  • @heliaalves9062
    @heliaalves9062 6 лет назад +6

    He is too funny!!! I laughed all the time.

  • @mutugiwanjohiii7485
    @mutugiwanjohiii7485 5 лет назад +3

    That was the most hilarious thing I've watched today. The imitation and content is way so original

  • @Grayham4
    @Grayham4 6 лет назад +5

    The accent switch on "I'm making a citizens arrest" HAHA

  • @OrentholJames
    @OrentholJames 8 лет назад +345

    All these dislikes, is the whitest thing ive ever seen. This is hilarious.

    • @nathanrobinson402
      @nathanrobinson402 7 лет назад +2

      OrentholJames 😂😂😂

    • @dillonmacpherson3350
      @dillonmacpherson3350 6 лет назад +1

      Dislikes in general is pretty white

    • @justinkehler4506
      @justinkehler4506 6 лет назад

      😆😆😂😂😂

    • @garrettshelton5788
      @garrettshelton5788 6 лет назад +7

      Imagine the dislikes if it was a white dude talking about a black dude tho

    • @BlackSheepOutcastMisfit
      @BlackSheepOutcastMisfit 6 лет назад

      @@garrettshelton5788
      white people isn't part of the minority though. They will be though, unfortunately. History repeats it's self. This time, it's karma.

  • @forrestgump8312
    @forrestgump8312 9 лет назад +139

    I'm white and I didn't know we could do this.

    • @brokenwave6125
      @brokenwave6125 7 лет назад +13

      Arvid Really? Is your White Person Membership card expired?

    • @marinepowerstar9587
      @marinepowerstar9587 6 лет назад +1

      Forrest Gump its called white privalage

    • @AvengeTheTRexOfSteel
      @AvengeTheTRexOfSteel 6 лет назад +1

      MarinePowerStar Skyrim,Fallout & more nah, everyone who isn't white is just smart enough to realize that making a citizen's arrest makes you look dumb and nosy.

    • @breannabond226
      @breannabond226 6 лет назад +1

      MarinePowerStar Skyrim,Fallout & more no such thing as white privilege, go look at the poor in appalachia then say white privilege exists

    • @1nc0gn120
      @1nc0gn120 4 года назад +1

      You haven't reached that level of whiteness. You need to be at least level 50 whiteness or over to use the citizen's arrest power-up.

  • @wolfstar675
    @wolfstar675 Год назад +1

    "He came over eating a slice of pizza like ‘Hmm? What happened?’”
    LOL 😂

  • @ameliawhyte9495
    @ameliawhyte9495 5 лет назад +58

    "white girl going the wrong way, white girl going the wrong wayyyy"🎶😂😂💀

  • @freshboi5945
    @freshboi5945 6 лет назад +58

    The Rock family must be the funniest family on earth😂😂🔥

  • @StarboyXL9
    @StarboyXL9 8 лет назад +505

    I'm white and I love this routine! Hilariously awkward

  • @chasebaldwinson724
    @chasebaldwinson724 5 лет назад +2

    3:35 “I was like oooh shit, this is gettin white” 😂

  • @anwalborn
    @anwalborn 9 лет назад +357

    A citizens arrest is even a thing?

    • @mike129995
      @mike129995 9 лет назад +108

      anwalborn Yes, it dates back to English common law. It basically means that a person who is not a law enforcement official can detain a suspect in the immediate vicinity of a crime scene until such an official arrives.

    • @oliverburke
      @oliverburke 9 лет назад +44

      anwalborn I've seen a citizen's arrest attempt occur in beautiful safe Palo Alto, California from a white 60-ish yr old man to a white 17 year old man for perhaps not stopping properly at a stop sign or some minor traffic observance.

    • @seth4954
      @seth4954 9 лет назад +58

      Michael Caristi If the suspect actually stays put. If not, good luck makin that citizens arrest

    • @potugadu5160
      @potugadu5160 9 лет назад +10

      +anwalborn It is illegal actually; because, that would be "Unlawful Restraint"

    • @PropiaPersona
      @PropiaPersona 9 лет назад +3

      +Oliver Burke thats illegal not unlawful. they are not the same thing

  • @MarkArandjus
    @MarkArandjus 8 лет назад +24

    Really want to hear the rest of that White Girl Goin' the Wrong Way song.

  • @michaelvelasco8327
    @michaelvelasco8327 6 лет назад +17

    U stand right there I'm phoning this in lol🤣

  • @noahwarren6415
    @noahwarren6415 5 лет назад +35

    Anyone who has seen the officiate knows that that is some Dwight K Schrute crap.

  • @harleighs6186
    @harleighs6186 5 лет назад +200

    I'm white and I never even heard of a citizen's arrest lmfao wow

    • @Cementgraytacoma
      @Cementgraytacoma 5 лет назад +2

      Harleigh Pierced no bud your just dumb

    • @MachineGunMouth
      @MachineGunMouth 5 лет назад +52

      @@Cementgraytacoma because someone isn't familiar with a "citizen arrest" that makes them dumb? Wow you got to be narrow minded as fuck.

    • @blainerobbins8133
      @blainerobbins8133 5 лет назад +3

      L S D you obviously can’t use a space right

    • @virginiahook397
      @virginiahook397 5 лет назад +1

      MachineGunMouth not really it’s literally in the name “citizens arrest”. A none police officer = citizen, makes an arrest = citizens arrest. It’s that simple.

    • @pacifistminigun3987
      @pacifistminigun3987 5 лет назад

      neither i did

  • @IrenaDeacon
    @IrenaDeacon 4 года назад +5

    "Oh shit it's getting white"😂😂😂😂😂im crying. This guy is a genius!!!!

  • @doloresdessens3206
    @doloresdessens3206 6 лет назад +58

    Dude looks like Chris Tucker & Martin Lawrence mixed together!

    • @yattasuccess9212
      @yattasuccess9212 5 лет назад

      and Chris Rock's uncle or older cousin

    • @jacarrifavors3211
      @jacarrifavors3211 5 лет назад

      It’s his brother but he does look like his uncle 😂

    • @khunzo
      @khunzo 5 лет назад

      and eddy murphy as well

    • @MultilinguistGlobalFitBlessed
      @MultilinguistGlobalFitBlessed 5 лет назад

      @@yattasuccess9212 Multiple fails. You didn't notice his last name was Rock? Then take 3 seconds to confirm it's Chris's brother? Yet you noticed a resemblance to that exact celeb. They are not twin caliber enough to believe you didn't know. Not buying that you stumbled into the realization

    • @yattasuccess9212
      @yattasuccess9212 5 лет назад

      @@MultilinguistGlobalFitBlessed Well shit, I guess I am dumber than I think I am to not have connected two and two together and went on a google search 3 months after I originally posted that comment. I guess I now have learned something new.

  • @СабайСабаич
    @СабайСабаич 5 лет назад +4

    I am Russian and I review it over and over. And laugh every time.

  • @Benweboo
    @Benweboo 5 лет назад +15

    4:35 Did anyone else hear Carlton from the fresh prince of Bel air when he did the white guy voice or just me?

  • @testosterbone
    @testosterbone 5 лет назад +4

    This has popped up in my recommended so many times and I always watch it

  • @AmethystEyes
    @AmethystEyes 11 лет назад +82

    I'm white and I feel like he nailed it. I love when other races make of white people. It should happen, just like everyone should be made fun of.

    • @marymaizee2263
      @marymaizee2263 Год назад

      I totally agree! I'm white and I love it too!

    • @SandwichDoctorZ
      @SandwichDoctorZ Год назад

      As an apache attack helicopter, this is based

  • @savagesquad4178
    @savagesquad4178 5 лет назад +5

    “and then i said” had me rolling

  • @yg9912
    @yg9912 5 лет назад +80

    I’m so white that when I mess up a high five I redo it but even that’s too white for me.

  • @simonreich9304
    @simonreich9304 5 лет назад +9

    See I’ve watched this clip for the 7th time now and it still is funny as hell

  • @kevincorncone
    @kevincorncone 5 лет назад +15

    2:28 me in class presentations

  • @nothankyou-ye4gt
    @nothankyou-ye4gt 2 года назад +2

    “Yooo this is the whitest fcking thing I’ve ever seen in my lifeee” 😂

  • @55TheInTIMidator55
    @55TheInTIMidator55 11 лет назад +5

    Tony Rock is one of the funniest guys on Laugh Factory.

  • @Jnines
    @Jnines 6 лет назад +12

    this is actually hilarious. I'd like to see more of Tony Rock

  • @WelshyAutomotive
    @WelshyAutomotive 6 лет назад +127

    Shits hilarious, now all we need is a “The Blackest Thing Ever”

    • @hereb4theend
      @hereb4theend 5 лет назад +34

      Lining up for welfare? 😜

    • @zook2k5
      @zook2k5 5 лет назад

      @@christiansoltermann1606 nice...and Kricket,...that's entry level statistics 101. idiot! (haha) so bold

    • @liammay7756
      @liammay7756 5 лет назад +10

      @kricket15000 whites make it possible for you to be on welfare, bro

    • @g.udn6219
      @g.udn6219 5 лет назад +21

      Witnessing a murder while casually eating popeyes in wellfare line.

    • @michaelgray1803
      @michaelgray1803 5 лет назад

      @@hereb4theend white people not on welfare

  • @bradshaw2288
    @bradshaw2288 5 лет назад

    Mane when He busted out in White Gurl Went the Wrong Way song, I fukin lost it!!! Dayum! 🤣🤣🤣😎

  • @IAMBENNYBLANCO.
    @IAMBENNYBLANCO. 7 лет назад +39

    962 people didn't have authorization hahahahaha 😂🤣😅

  • @schr0dr504
    @schr0dr504 5 лет назад +565

    The whitest thing ever
    The name TONY ROCK

    • @tahj3293
      @tahj3293 5 лет назад +16

      Trueee

    • @omardoesvisuals161
      @omardoesvisuals161 5 лет назад +13

      😂😂

    • @MemosaOfficial
      @MemosaOfficial 5 лет назад +18

      You must not know a lot of black people lol

    • @Mushruums
      @Mushruums 5 лет назад +16

      Almost as white as the name Chris Rock

    • @WWEKellyKelly
      @WWEKellyKelly 5 лет назад +5

      @@MemosaOfficial
      Tony Rock is an European white names though... Tony is Italian and Rock English, it just happens that a lot of people in North Afro Americans happen to take or given white names after a few specific events in the independent wars. True Black names are either South American or African descendants but almost no black individual has that in our modern of society. You either have European or Asian descendant name nowdays, most Africans doesn't follow their actual cultures anymore either. We all have inherited either monotheistic believes, over our old culture from African.
      Trust me man, coming from an North African man born in Europe. Your more white then you're actual black, if you don't believe... Tell me what's the name of your original country? If you don't know, then your far from black and you've become a mixed Afro-American! _(if you're North American so to speak, regardless my point still stays the same)_ .

  • @brokebugatti8927
    @brokebugatti8927 4 года назад

    Lmfaooo “ and den I saiddd” 😅😭 gold man it’s gold

  • @risentempleoutreach8131
    @risentempleoutreach8131 7 лет назад +76

    1:40 for white girl you going the wrong way song.

  • @jabrown
    @jabrown 6 лет назад +18

    I'm white and I laughed my ass off at this. This guy is great. 😂😂

  • @RichardKoenigsberg
    @RichardKoenigsberg 10 лет назад +24

    Geez, the comments below are so WHITE. The comedian is making a very intelligent commentary on a certain mentality, which revolves around strictly enforcing "rules"-- like a high school principal. Or when Joel Bastow (when I was in college) reported me to the Dean because a young lady was in my room at 8:15pm--when the dorm rules stipulated that she had to be out of my room at 8pm.
    "White" has a symbolic meaning (doesn't really have to do with skin color): an "uptight" attitude that insists upon strict enforcement of trivial rules.

    • @xgullafter9590
      @xgullafter9590 6 лет назад +1

      Richard Koenigsberg welcome, this is how it is. These people really firmly believe that black Americans and white Americans are on and were always on equal footing and hold the same positions in society, and that because "slavery was abolished centuries ago" racism is dead.
      It's a good mix of cherry picking facts and avoiding any sense of guilt or empathy, and basic ignorance towards history and context.

  • @calmsalt
    @calmsalt 5 лет назад +11

    New drinking game, take a shot every time he says white 😂

    • @KateM_D
      @KateM_D 5 лет назад

      CalMSalt only if it’s a white claw😂

    • @megamarsonic
      @megamarsonic 5 лет назад +1

      You tryin' to kill us!?

    • @Mattropolis97
      @Mattropolis97 5 лет назад +2

      megamarsonic Ok a slower game then, but deadly nonetheless: Browse black comedians and take a shot every time they mention race

  • @ZeusCS2
    @ZeusCS2 6 лет назад +18

    „And then i said..“

  • @jimih8262
    @jimih8262 8 лет назад +593

    I'm offensive and I find this white!
    I know this is over used but I had to do it...

    • @oliviah.9580
      @oliviah.9580 6 лет назад

      Ktxdipper Why you gotta say negro... you could have said black.. that's just disrespectful & racist

    • @Super-wx6br
      @Super-wx6br 6 лет назад

      Liv Any negro is black in Spanish

    • @oliviah.9580
      @oliviah.9580 6 лет назад

      SuperPenguin77664 No dip sherlock they called us Negro because thats what we were called when we were slaves. Its a word based on the n word that we were called.

    • @Super-wx6br
      @Super-wx6br 6 лет назад

      Liv Any so what? Slavery ended in the 1800s and main stream racism ended in the late 60s early 70s you don't see the Irish making a big deal about everything for being called potatoes
      Nor does any Japanese care about being called nips nor orientals even though they were sent to camps alongside Chinese in the US during WW2

    • @liamkeenlyside
      @liamkeenlyside 6 лет назад

      Liv Any its how you say the colour black in spanish....like it doesn't mean anything else

  • @djgreen7453
    @djgreen7453 8 лет назад +281

    they tend to mix up the word 'white' with 'american', this sort of shit doesn't happen in other countries haha

    • @Vinnygotnoodles
      @Vinnygotnoodles 8 лет назад +2

      Amen brother

    • @djgreen7453
      @djgreen7453 8 лет назад +6

      It doesn't happen in Europe :P

    • @scarecrow2811
      @scarecrow2811 8 лет назад +13

      naw he meant to say white

    • @djgreen7453
      @djgreen7453 8 лет назад +15

      +nopunks1 well he's wrong, might surprise you that there's actually places outside of the US

    • @Vinnygotnoodles
      @Vinnygotnoodles 8 лет назад +6

      +nopunks1 You do realize there are black people in other countries where there's no such thing as "acting white", right?

  • @Sneaky5.sl0w.
    @Sneaky5.sl0w. 5 лет назад

    Honestly this channels comedians have made me laugh more than any mainstream comedians have