I've been that kid at one point. That shit was 3 pages, I poured over it for several hours. Theres no way she wasn't taking my paper and giving me my grade I'm sorry-
Honestly I broke out in song and tried expanding it longer and adding lyrics, that chorus was catchy as hellllll !! White girl going the wrong way... white girl going the wrong WAYYYYYY. Sounded amazing
The girl just went the wrong way. I have no sense of direction, I can relate. How does that warrant a citizen's arrest??? I'm white and that's too white for me.
It doesn't really have anything to do with being white, its just something that a weird white person would do that a weird black person would not. also the context that it all takes place in america, from americans perspective is relevant.
Ebon Hawk anyone would do it, and anyone would point it out. I don’t think it meant she was weird, she just has no sense of direction. She misunderstood the sign and went down to the plane lol.
There's an audible 'ding' and a burst of white light. Then the ancient white secrets are unlocked. I think we're talking like whiteness level 70 or so. As a ginger I've cross classed with a vampire so unfortunately my whiteness locks out around lvl 50 so this is information primarily garnered from yelp reviews.
Hey, always know thats okay to ask if you're unsure. Even if its a moronic question you can rest easy knowing that you will never ever meet that person again.
I feel you, I have no sense of direction/navigation either. I'm generally okay at airports and in large cities because I know I can always look for another person who can help. Nine times out of 10 it'll be a super kind and friendly person and it's no big deal at all, just a regular friendly encounter
I sympathize. This whole story, I was laughing, but I was also like... If I was that girl, I'd be freaking out because some rando man is about to make me late to go get my bag. How long do they keep bags on the carousel? What if I miss it? If it's international, I still have to go through customs! The anxiety would be through the roof, I hate flying!
If it were really a big deal, I feel a key card would've been necessary to use the elevator or at least a camera inside in case someone had sinister intent, you're right.
I’m more concerned that an elevator to a secure area is that easily accessible to the public. Whoever designed that part of the airport needs his/her head checked.
It probs wasnt even going down to the plane. It was probably to a maintenance room or closet where they keep airport equipment and stuff like extra chairs or whatnot. Just gotta bend the story around abit so it sounds more interesting
It didn’t happen. It was a joke. You need what’s called a SIDA card with the proper authorization on it to get into any secure area in the airport. She wouldn’t even be able to open the doors
I'm white too but, I am like that sounds more like douche Baggie. Wearing a dang sweater around their neck, golf playing bitch ass shit. Like girl is 16, what does he think that she is a terrorist? Putting shit down in the suitcases. Okay, but I would think it was funny and probably do same as tony
I'm pretty much the farthest on the right you can be and I completely agree, us white people created western civilization with this nerdy kind of shit.
Not gonna lie, in my soon to be 2 decades of being on this world I have NEVER heard something as white as this. The only thing that comes close is Yello.
I saw a similar thing happen in a train station when a young man wasn't paying attention and he went through a Staff door which had been left open but then he said 'sorry!' and came straight back out. Some white dude grabbed hold of him and screamed things like "don't f*cking go in there again!" etc. he wasn't even a staff member, just some dude who thought he had the authority to scream at someone. The sense of entitlement some people have is disgraceful. If it's not a big deal then mind your own business
@@berksterb8475 You're right. But they could have that fear AND choose to avoid what just happened, instead of confronting the person who made the mistake. That part is something else.
There's many white comedians who do black jokes that are hilarious, like Bill Burr and Louis CK. If you can't take a joke and laugh at yourself then you shouldn't watch stand up. Cuz they don't give not one fuck lol.
rocknrap12 EXACTLY thank you i just addressed that a minute ago and then saw ur comment lol i mentioned those 2 same comedians. Comedy has no filter regardless of race.
Agreed! Real talk, Louis CK is the first white comedian I've heard use the n word and the audience laughed without hesitation. He dances around the touchiest subjects so gracefully. Bill Burr is just right on the fucking nose but he owns it plus having a black wife kind of dismisses any true racist arguments against him.
Amen. I finally made one it just took me a reeaaalllyy long to find someone weak enough for me to make an arrest on. But man did it feel good. 👍🏻👮🏼♂️🙏🏻👮🏼♂️
@@UncleForHire they work. its not like they get worned down by the local people. 🇯🇲 ..... TRAFFIC BUTTONS LOOKS BRAND NEW without the tag. i have used it in St James... it works. BTW i already cross the street by the time it stopped traffic.
I live in the US and if you don't press those buttons on certain lights the walk sign wont come on and sometimes drivers are stupid and will yell at you for walking when you are legally allowed to
The funny thing is that if the police had shown up he would have been arrested. Making a citizens arrest for anything other than a serious crime is itself a crime.
@@IrenaDeacon If every anf anyone was able to just operate that elevator without a required key of some sort or a sign which clearly states to keep out, then the girl can't be hold responsible for going down the elevator.
I love this skit. Especially because he literally tell you the punchline at first, but you still find it funny when you hear the full story. Great delivery!!!
@@garrettshelton5788 white people isn't part of the minority though. They will be though, unfortunately. History repeats it's self. This time, it's karma.
MarinePowerStar Skyrim,Fallout & more nah, everyone who isn't white is just smart enough to realize that making a citizen's arrest makes you look dumb and nosy.
anwalborn Yes, it dates back to English common law. It basically means that a person who is not a law enforcement official can detain a suspect in the immediate vicinity of a crime scene until such an official arrives.
anwalborn I've seen a citizen's arrest attempt occur in beautiful safe Palo Alto, California from a white 60-ish yr old man to a white 17 year old man for perhaps not stopping properly at a stop sign or some minor traffic observance.
MachineGunMouth not really it’s literally in the name “citizens arrest”. A none police officer = citizen, makes an arrest = citizens arrest. It’s that simple.
@@yattasuccess9212 Multiple fails. You didn't notice his last name was Rock? Then take 3 seconds to confirm it's Chris's brother? Yet you noticed a resemblance to that exact celeb. They are not twin caliber enough to believe you didn't know. Not buying that you stumbled into the realization
@@MultilinguistGlobalFitBlessed Well shit, I guess I am dumber than I think I am to not have connected two and two together and went on a google search 3 months after I originally posted that comment. I guess I now have learned something new.
@@MemosaOfficial Tony Rock is an European white names though... Tony is Italian and Rock English, it just happens that a lot of people in North Afro Americans happen to take or given white names after a few specific events in the independent wars. True Black names are either South American or African descendants but almost no black individual has that in our modern of society. You either have European or Asian descendant name nowdays, most Africans doesn't follow their actual cultures anymore either. We all have inherited either monotheistic believes, over our old culture from African. Trust me man, coming from an North African man born in Europe. Your more white then you're actual black, if you don't believe... Tell me what's the name of your original country? If you don't know, then your far from black and you've become a mixed Afro-American! _(if you're North American so to speak, regardless my point still stays the same)_ .
Geez, the comments below are so WHITE. The comedian is making a very intelligent commentary on a certain mentality, which revolves around strictly enforcing "rules"-- like a high school principal. Or when Joel Bastow (when I was in college) reported me to the Dean because a young lady was in my room at 8:15pm--when the dorm rules stipulated that she had to be out of my room at 8pm. "White" has a symbolic meaning (doesn't really have to do with skin color): an "uptight" attitude that insists upon strict enforcement of trivial rules.
Richard Koenigsberg welcome, this is how it is. These people really firmly believe that black Americans and white Americans are on and were always on equal footing and hold the same positions in society, and that because "slavery was abolished centuries ago" racism is dead. It's a good mix of cherry picking facts and avoiding any sense of guilt or empathy, and basic ignorance towards history and context.
SuperPenguin77664 No dip sherlock they called us Negro because thats what we were called when we were slaves. Its a word based on the n word that we were called.
Liv Any so what? Slavery ended in the 1800s and main stream racism ended in the late 60s early 70s you don't see the Irish making a big deal about everything for being called potatoes Nor does any Japanese care about being called nips nor orientals even though they were sent to camps alongside Chinese in the US during WW2
Man when he said “whitest people thing” and “airport” i woulda sworn he was gonna talk about clapping when the pilot lands
LMAO
S exactly
@S You should try to do something relevant
@@obvioululante2183 oof😂
That's not a white thing, that's a dominican thing
I'd guarentee the dude had his phone clipped to his belt.
Brass House - I know guys like that! 🤣 they think it’s like Batman’s utility belt!! 😂
Plain white polo shirt tucked into the loose jeans with the nose of he’s shoes pokin out the bottom. Got them dad shades too
Na bro he had a Bluetooth
Bronwen Both for ultimate Dad swag
Lol I imagined the same thing
Must be that student who would remind the teacher about homework.🤦♀️
OMFG I *HATED* him.
Or was I him? ;)
I've been that kid at one point. That shit was 3 pages, I poured over it for several hours. Theres no way she wasn't taking my paper and giving me my grade I'm sorry-
I've never done it in front of the class bc thats dumb but yeah if I put like hours and shit into that i'm not going waste my time lol
I was that kid! I got a D in this class and I need some more grades or I'll get my ass whooped
Nokomomo 22 fuck you for doing that
I feel like “white girl going the wrong way” should be my theme song
Connor Streicher nobody fucking cares
@@Shaun1738 don't say that your not a nobody
Honestly that song is fire. I’d buy the mixtape.
I agree
@@chocolatesensei5648 that joke has layers
Did this man witness real life Dwight Schrute?
The Office is the best TV show to ever air
@@darin3573 supernatural does exist....
OMIGOD
*T H A T S N O T F U N N Y*
Fact!
"I was like oh shit this is getting white" actually made me laugh out loud
Blondie053 Can’t handle ze joke?
@Blondie053 ok buddy
That's the part I laughed at too xD I'm gonna have to remember to use that sometime xD
Fry Lock LMAO
same
Clapping when the plane lands
Or when a movie ends
Thats a puertorican thing
*2nd and 3rd World shit
okay now this is facts
Plagiarizing Jimmy Kimmel Mean Tweets with Tom Holland...
I honestly want to hear "White girl going the wrong way", that singing was so good.
How is the song actually called?
Panchaviaras he just made it up
@Cheyne sounded like early 2000s R&B
He should expound on that song,#1 on the chart if he does..catchy..
Honestly I broke out in song and tried expanding it longer and adding lyrics, that chorus was catchy as hellllll !! White girl going the wrong way... white girl going the wrong WAYYYYYY. Sounded amazing
"In true negro fashion" Lmao!
I'm black and literally done the "in true negro fashion" thing before! lmfao my exact thought being "this shit does not fit my criteria! PASS"
I'm the same way if it has nothing to do with me most of the time I choose not to get involved
Honestly, as a black person, same 😂😂
Lol, I'm guilty myself! 🙋🏿♂️
Same. I always feel like there's a real chance I'll get blamed for something and end up in jail for trying to help someone.
“I’ve seen an episode of *Big Bang Theory* before” 💀⚰️
@@AkramDeX virgin
I like that show
I like the big bang theory but that shit is white af 😂😂
@@dane-ms6ev bruh did you even watch the video
Big Bang Theory is the least funny show on air, that includes the news programs.
"Yooo, wtf was that number he dialed?" 😂
Seems like the type of person to premeditate on that shit.
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too funny 😭
“white girl going the wrong wayyy, white girl going the wrong way” SENT ME
Morgan Taylor 😭😭😭😭
😤💯💯😩😄 HAHAHHA SENT ME FAM HAHA 💯💯😤🍆 it was so LIT when you said that FAM🤟💯😤😤😩
@John Smith wow.
John Smith wow
John Smith 😒
The girl just went the wrong way. I have no sense of direction, I can relate. How does that warrant a citizen's arrest??? I'm white and that's too white for me.
It doesn't really have anything to do with being white, its just something that a weird white person would do that a weird black person would not.
also the context that it all takes place in america, from americans perspective is relevant.
She didn’t have authorization
So it's white to press false charges...?
Ebon Hawk you say it doesn’t have anything to to with being white... then you contradict yourself. Lol
Ebon Hawk anyone would do it, and anyone would point it out. I don’t think it meant she was weird, she just has no sense of direction. She misunderstood the sign and went down to the plane lol.
She went down to the plane WITHOUT authorization.
i lol'd
SSmithProductions sddddj
She can go down my plane WITHOUT authorization hakuna matata ! =]
So does your mom
someone left the elevator unlocked, in violation of security protocol.
The whitest thing i have ever heard was "thanks for the warning officer"
@@murph7421 harsh as fuck
😄😆..! You guyz crackin' me up on a Friday nite,Forserious
That is more accurate. This comment got a laugh from me.
Yee haw
NinjaPenguin77664 “you guys ready to rock and roll?”
"I didn't realize that white people pace before they make their stand." 👌🏻😂 Had me dead
They do tho. LOL. All my work colleagues act so white sometimes i wonder hiw come me being mixed but light skin cant even relate LOL
We do believe that Idk why though.
I read this comment at the same exact time he said it lmao
Simple answer: We do that to gain energy before we do some dumb shit.
I actually do that ha ha
You get given that number when you reach a certain level of whiteness.
Ava Reed no we’re not. That’s some next level shit.
There's an audible 'ding' and a burst of white light. Then the ancient white secrets are unlocked. I think we're talking like whiteness level 70 or so. As a ginger I've cross classed with a vampire so unfortunately my whiteness locks out around lvl 50 so this is information primarily garnered from yelp reviews.
Compassionate Curmudgeon oml
@@avareed6234 Shit nah nobody has given it to me yet
Get given??
"Whatchu want, a cookie?"
Isaac Henry was looking for this comment. Interesting that he is Tony Rock and Chris Rock said those words a few decades ago. 👍😁
@@asifsba1 "I take care of my kids"
Isaac Henry underrated joke, didn’t get nearly the laugh it should have gotten
@@Woskiz that's because it's totally unoriginal
Literally stole his brothers joke lmao
Without authorization.
+Itsmeeman1 WITHOUT authorization
I wish he was more popular or mainstream "without authorization" needs to be a thing
sunkid02 agreed!!!
cabalofdemons are you AUTHORIZED to write this comment
Am whiter than a polar bear in a snow storm, can confirm that citizens arrest is so white I got blinded for 20 minutes just hearing about it.
I mean if he had a greasy wife beater drove a heavily lifted dodge ram 2500 came to the airport right after mudding I'd say it would be.
I'm sitting here thinking "that's so white, that's heading straight into angry Karen territory".
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😂😂
@@Panda72021 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I got a Starbucks commercial before this. Top that 😂😂
I keep getting Sensodyne commercials,,,,
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ lol
I got a Trump ad lol
Ben Shaffer lmao 😂
SuperWildsnorlax trump 2020
Peyton Van Eik Yeah ew
“She went down?!”
“She went DOWN.”
😂😂😂
Lol
"oh shit this is getting white" LMFAO
Is he the brother of Chris Rock?
Matt Cooler yes
SpazTheGamer 😂😂😂😂😂
everybody gangsta until someone goes down and comes back up without any authorization
LMAO at the way he says "she went down"
xbmb l nlk pj
Deepshikha Lakhanpal I'd like to buy a vowel
"I've been to Disneyland before" 😂😂! This dude has got me dying legit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i have been in this situation many times.. it was baddd, i almost cried. i got literally no sense of direction whatsoever. i feel bad for that girl.
Hey, always know thats okay to ask if you're unsure. Even if its a moronic question you can rest easy knowing that you will never ever meet that person again.
I feel you, I have no sense of direction/navigation either. I'm generally okay at airports and in large cities because I know I can always look for another person who can help. Nine times out of 10 it'll be a super kind and friendly person and it's no big deal at all, just a regular friendly encounter
I sympathize. This whole story, I was laughing, but I was also like... If I was that girl, I'd be freaking out because some rando man is about to make me late to go get my bag. How long do they keep bags on the carousel? What if I miss it? If it's international, I still have to go through customs! The anxiety would be through the roof, I hate flying!
If you needed authorization to go down that elevator there would have been a key fob on the elevator.
If it were really a big deal, I feel a key card would've been necessary to use the elevator or at least a camera inside in case someone had sinister intent, you're right.
You would think.. Lol
True
@@MisssKayy but u been warned. They didn't arrest u immediately🤷🏼♀️
Story's probably fake tbh. Still, that is something a certain type of white man would do.
“White girl goin’ the wrong wayyy” is catchy af
Whats the real song called?
It really is
@@opantelis u found the song yet
@@boykieeee power rangers or sth😂?
@@opantelis He made it up, guy.
White girl going the wrong way is basically the story of my life...
You have neither a life nor a girl.
@NonfatGnome Says the person desperate enough to run to a dead person.
Sammmmmeee and I’m only 1/3rd white😂
Welshie Ranger LMAO.!! my mom is fully white and my dad is black and Cuban so I always just say I’m 1/3rd of each lol
@NonfatGnome lmfaoo
I’m more concerned that an elevator to a secure area is that easily accessible to the public. Whoever designed that part of the airport needs his/her head checked.
Cmon man you can’t seriously believe that story lmao thats why people are so easy to get brainwashed
It probs wasnt even going down to the plane. It was probably to a maintenance room or closet where they keep airport equipment and stuff like extra chairs or whatnot. Just gotta bend the story around abit so it sounds more interesting
YEAAA! no way it could be a joke.....
It didn’t happen. It was a joke. You need what’s called a SIDA card with the proper authorization on it to get into any secure area in the airport. She wouldn’t even be able to open the doors
L
This is my favourite stand up comedy ever. The way he changes his voice for each person is hilarious
So funny. Give this guy a stand up special! He’s hilarious!
I'm more concerned by the fact that I saw this dude and thought "Oh he looks like Chris Rock" and *then* looked at his name
Me Too
He obviously hasn't tried Susan's quinoa.
Or Helen's tuna casserole.
Thanks for making me laugh loudly at work. I had to cover it with a cough and now someone wants to know if I am ok 😆
😂😂
Quinoa is literally Native American in origin.
Delish quinoa Susan!
“What you want a cookie?” He definitely the brother of the Great Chris Rock🤣😂😭
He reminds me of Chris rock, both are funny as hell 😂
Im white and even I thought that shit was white. lol
I'm white too but, I am like that sounds more like douche Baggie. Wearing a dang sweater around their neck, golf playing bitch ass shit. Like girl is 16, what does he think that she is a terrorist? Putting shit down in the suitcases. Okay, but I would think it was funny and probably do same as tony
+Taylor Jones Uh I am pretty sure it was fiction written for the sake of a shitty skit. There was no citizens arrest and no little girl.
+Robert Murch nah this sounds accurate af.
+Robert Murch Uh I am pretty sure that you only replied to Taylors' comment cos you're thirsty af
I'm pretty much the farthest on the right you can be and I completely agree, us white people created western civilization with this nerdy kind of shit.
Not gonna lie, in my soon to be 2 decades of being on this world I have NEVER heard something as white as this. The only thing that comes close is Yello.
"soon to be 2 decades" That is a very strange way of saying you're 19.
@@jakesantoro6111 it sounds longer than 19
They call me Mello Yelloooo
You are not on this world you are in this world. You are on earth.
Liked the comment tho.
Prepare to be blinded by the whiteness of the next expression:
Yepskerdoodles
sometimes i like his style more than Chris's because he voice isnt so abrasive. But they are both funny as hell.
I feel u
Chris rock voice is annoying
I saw a similar thing happen in a train station when a young man wasn't paying attention and he went through a Staff door which had been left open but then he said 'sorry!' and came straight back out. Some white dude grabbed hold of him and screamed things like "don't f*cking go in there again!" etc. he wasn't even a staff member, just some dude who thought he had the authority to scream at someone. The sense of entitlement some people have is disgraceful. If it's not a big deal then mind your own business
It’s not always entitlement, but sometimes an intense fear of breaking rules.
@@berksterb8475 You're right. But they could have that fear AND choose to avoid what just happened, instead of confronting the person who made the mistake. That part is something else.
@@topgurl9313 I don't know if I would fear a guy who went into a staff door by mistake
"Apple Juice Orange Juice MUTHAH FUCKAH, what do you want??!!
Lol killed me
Every person working in a store or fast food place in New Orleans.
“Wachu want, a cookie?” Must be a family phrase
I thought the same thing. They really are brothers.
There's many white comedians who do black jokes that are hilarious, like Bill Burr and Louis CK. If you can't take a joke and laugh at yourself then you shouldn't watch stand up. Cuz they don't give not one fuck lol.
Good comment! Exactly! Bill Burr, is the the shit.
rocknrap12 EXACTLY thank you i just addressed that a minute ago and then saw ur comment lol i mentioned those 2 same comedians. Comedy has no filter regardless of race.
Agreed! Real talk, Louis CK is the first white comedian I've heard use the n word and the audience laughed without hesitation. He dances around the touchiest subjects so gracefully. Bill Burr is just right on the fucking nose but he owns it plus having a black wife kind of dismisses any true racist arguments against him.
trompetayritmo that's 2. lol
DirtySouthGaming Louis ck is mexican he gets the pass lol
White guy here:
My lifelong dream has always
been to make a citizens arrest....
I fantasize about it every day 👮♂️🦹♂️....
Amen. I finally made one it just took me a reeaaalllyy long to find someone weak enough for me to make an arrest on. But man did it feel good. 👍🏻👮🏼♂️🙏🏻👮🏼♂️
@@zackydable how did it end?tell us more😁
Not a white guy here but tagged as one ... and I guess thinking of the civillian arrest is my white side 🤣
@@zackydable Oh uhm....
I was actually being
sarcastic but fair enough xD....
Brown guy here: any white guy try that bullshit with me, he will be lying on the floor in a large amount of pain.
3.7K people did not have authorization
Hahahaha
5.8k now
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This is the funniest video I've ever seen. I watch this whenever I'm feeling down. His facial expressions are the best.
“It’s about to get white” 🤣🤣🤣
Without..AU-THORRR-iii-ZA-TTIONN!...
I live in Jamaica and saw a white man press the button on the side to stop the traffic 😂😂 those shits don't work
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Yeah I doubt they work here either
@@UncleForHire they work. its not like they get worned down by the local people. 🇯🇲 ..... TRAFFIC BUTTONS LOOKS BRAND NEW without the tag. i have used it in St James... it works.
BTW i already cross the street by the time it stopped traffic.
I live in the US and if you don't press those buttons on certain lights the walk sign wont come on and sometimes drivers are stupid and will yell at you for walking when you are legally allowed to
Im frm trinidad pressing that button is for comfort the light have timers as to when to allow ppl to cross...
The funny thing is that if the police had shown up he would have been arrested. Making a citizens arrest for anything other than a serious crime is itself a crime.
...and then it would've turned into "the blackest thing i've ever seen" 😄
(4:35-4:45) sounds like Carlton from "The Fresh Prince" would have said that.
I saw this video like last year and im only now realizing this is chris rock's brother lmao
holy shit they liked the comment
“He came over eating a slice of pizza like ‘Hmm? What happened?’” Had me dying 💀
This comment is so underrated. My favorite part of the sketch 😂
really well put together skit, had me laughing the whole way through
I demand a full-length recording of White Girl (Goin' the Wrong Way)
Fun fact: he lost sight of the girl during her "committing the crime", so he can not make the citizens arrest.
Citizen arrest is a very complex thing. Will he be guilty of making one will depend on the judges mood at the time. (Im a lawyer)
@@IrenaDeacon If every anf anyone was able to just operate that elevator without a required key of some sort or a sign which clearly states to keep out, then the girl can't be hold responsible for going down the elevator.
Well, you just took the fun out of it
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This is the whitest response
I love this skit. Especially because he literally tell you the punchline at first, but you still find it funny when you hear the full story. Great delivery!!!
Pure talent!
Lmao he is so funny !!!
I need to see more of his stand-up!!
He is too funny!!! I laughed all the time.
That was the most hilarious thing I've watched today. The imitation and content is way so original
The accent switch on "I'm making a citizens arrest" HAHA
All these dislikes, is the whitest thing ive ever seen. This is hilarious.
OrentholJames 😂😂😂
Dislikes in general is pretty white
😆😆😂😂😂
Imagine the dislikes if it was a white dude talking about a black dude tho
@@garrettshelton5788
white people isn't part of the minority though. They will be though, unfortunately. History repeats it's self. This time, it's karma.
I'm white and I didn't know we could do this.
Arvid Really? Is your White Person Membership card expired?
Forrest Gump its called white privalage
MarinePowerStar Skyrim,Fallout & more nah, everyone who isn't white is just smart enough to realize that making a citizen's arrest makes you look dumb and nosy.
MarinePowerStar Skyrim,Fallout & more no such thing as white privilege, go look at the poor in appalachia then say white privilege exists
You haven't reached that level of whiteness. You need to be at least level 50 whiteness or over to use the citizen's arrest power-up.
"He came over eating a slice of pizza like ‘Hmm? What happened?’”
LOL 😂
"white girl going the wrong way, white girl going the wrong wayyyy"🎶😂😂💀
Amelia Whyte my literal jam
@@pixie_pax7027 honestly 😂
What song was he copying??
The Rock family must be the funniest family on earth😂😂🔥
I'm white and I love this routine! Hilariously awkward
3:35 “I was like oooh shit, this is gettin white” 😂
A citizens arrest is even a thing?
anwalborn Yes, it dates back to English common law. It basically means that a person who is not a law enforcement official can detain a suspect in the immediate vicinity of a crime scene until such an official arrives.
anwalborn I've seen a citizen's arrest attempt occur in beautiful safe Palo Alto, California from a white 60-ish yr old man to a white 17 year old man for perhaps not stopping properly at a stop sign or some minor traffic observance.
Michael Caristi If the suspect actually stays put. If not, good luck makin that citizens arrest
+anwalborn It is illegal actually; because, that would be "Unlawful Restraint"
+Oliver Burke thats illegal not unlawful. they are not the same thing
Really want to hear the rest of that White Girl Goin' the Wrong Way song.
Mark Arandjus yea he can really sing
U stand right there I'm phoning this in lol🤣
Anyone who has seen the officiate knows that that is some Dwight K Schrute crap.
I'm white and I never even heard of a citizen's arrest lmfao wow
Harleigh Pierced no bud your just dumb
@@Cementgraytacoma because someone isn't familiar with a "citizen arrest" that makes them dumb? Wow you got to be narrow minded as fuck.
L S D you obviously can’t use a space right
MachineGunMouth not really it’s literally in the name “citizens arrest”. A none police officer = citizen, makes an arrest = citizens arrest. It’s that simple.
neither i did
"Oh shit it's getting white"😂😂😂😂😂im crying. This guy is a genius!!!!
Dude looks like Chris Tucker & Martin Lawrence mixed together!
and Chris Rock's uncle or older cousin
It’s his brother but he does look like his uncle 😂
and eddy murphy as well
@@yattasuccess9212 Multiple fails. You didn't notice his last name was Rock? Then take 3 seconds to confirm it's Chris's brother? Yet you noticed a resemblance to that exact celeb. They are not twin caliber enough to believe you didn't know. Not buying that you stumbled into the realization
@@MultilinguistGlobalFitBlessed Well shit, I guess I am dumber than I think I am to not have connected two and two together and went on a google search 3 months after I originally posted that comment. I guess I now have learned something new.
I am Russian and I review it over and over. And laugh every time.
4:35 Did anyone else hear Carlton from the fresh prince of Bel air when he did the white guy voice or just me?
This has popped up in my recommended so many times and I always watch it
I'm white and I feel like he nailed it. I love when other races make of white people. It should happen, just like everyone should be made fun of.
I totally agree! I'm white and I love it too!
As an apache attack helicopter, this is based
“and then i said” had me rolling
I’m so white that when I mess up a high five I redo it but even that’s too white for me.
See I’ve watched this clip for the 7th time now and it still is funny as hell
No its raicest
2:28 me in class presentations
“Yooo this is the whitest fcking thing I’ve ever seen in my lifeee” 😂
Tony Rock is one of the funniest guys on Laugh Factory.
this is actually hilarious. I'd like to see more of Tony Rock
Shits hilarious, now all we need is a “The Blackest Thing Ever”
Lining up for welfare? 😜
@@christiansoltermann1606 nice...and Kricket,...that's entry level statistics 101. idiot! (haha) so bold
@kricket15000 whites make it possible for you to be on welfare, bro
Witnessing a murder while casually eating popeyes in wellfare line.
@@hereb4theend white people not on welfare
Mane when He busted out in White Gurl Went the Wrong Way song, I fukin lost it!!! Dayum! 🤣🤣🤣😎
962 people didn't have authorization hahahahaha 😂🤣😅
Lmfao
The whitest thing ever
The name TONY ROCK
Trueee
😂😂
You must not know a lot of black people lol
Almost as white as the name Chris Rock
@@MemosaOfficial
Tony Rock is an European white names though... Tony is Italian and Rock English, it just happens that a lot of people in North Afro Americans happen to take or given white names after a few specific events in the independent wars. True Black names are either South American or African descendants but almost no black individual has that in our modern of society. You either have European or Asian descendant name nowdays, most Africans doesn't follow their actual cultures anymore either. We all have inherited either monotheistic believes, over our old culture from African.
Trust me man, coming from an North African man born in Europe. Your more white then you're actual black, if you don't believe... Tell me what's the name of your original country? If you don't know, then your far from black and you've become a mixed Afro-American! _(if you're North American so to speak, regardless my point still stays the same)_ .
Lmfaooo “ and den I saiddd” 😅😭 gold man it’s gold
1:40 for white girl you going the wrong way song.
I'm white and I laughed my ass off at this. This guy is great. 😂😂
Geez, the comments below are so WHITE. The comedian is making a very intelligent commentary on a certain mentality, which revolves around strictly enforcing "rules"-- like a high school principal. Or when Joel Bastow (when I was in college) reported me to the Dean because a young lady was in my room at 8:15pm--when the dorm rules stipulated that she had to be out of my room at 8pm.
"White" has a symbolic meaning (doesn't really have to do with skin color): an "uptight" attitude that insists upon strict enforcement of trivial rules.
Richard Koenigsberg welcome, this is how it is. These people really firmly believe that black Americans and white Americans are on and were always on equal footing and hold the same positions in society, and that because "slavery was abolished centuries ago" racism is dead.
It's a good mix of cherry picking facts and avoiding any sense of guilt or empathy, and basic ignorance towards history and context.
New drinking game, take a shot every time he says white 😂
CalMSalt only if it’s a white claw😂
You tryin' to kill us!?
megamarsonic Ok a slower game then, but deadly nonetheless: Browse black comedians and take a shot every time they mention race
„And then i said..“
I'm offensive and I find this white!
I know this is over used but I had to do it...
Ktxdipper Why you gotta say negro... you could have said black.. that's just disrespectful & racist
Liv Any negro is black in Spanish
SuperPenguin77664 No dip sherlock they called us Negro because thats what we were called when we were slaves. Its a word based on the n word that we were called.
Liv Any so what? Slavery ended in the 1800s and main stream racism ended in the late 60s early 70s you don't see the Irish making a big deal about everything for being called potatoes
Nor does any Japanese care about being called nips nor orientals even though they were sent to camps alongside Chinese in the US during WW2
Liv Any its how you say the colour black in spanish....like it doesn't mean anything else
they tend to mix up the word 'white' with 'american', this sort of shit doesn't happen in other countries haha
Amen brother
It doesn't happen in Europe :P
naw he meant to say white
+nopunks1 well he's wrong, might surprise you that there's actually places outside of the US
+nopunks1 You do realize there are black people in other countries where there's no such thing as "acting white", right?
Honestly this channels comedians have made me laugh more than any mainstream comedians have