Bad Breath is So Aggressive - Comedian Blaq Ron - Chocolate Sundaes Standup Comedy
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- Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024
- 2020, was one hell of a year. Who knew that quarantine would change our lives forever. Blaq Ron hilariously recaps what it was like to hook up in quarantine. Originally filmed 6/20/21
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"Scan yo 4head & spray u down with this bleach water" I'm dead Af 😂😂😂
Got you some almonds and a shirt water
@@TyBeTroLLing 🤣😄
People not on they dot is a direct sign of disrespect 😂😂😂
IKR! I almost got into a couple of fights about people being on/off that “dot!” 😂🤣
Same! lol
Ppl need to stay on their dot going forward period.
Theses the dudes who really supposed too be on top. Just naturally funny
The top is compromised. This is the real top, spontaneous authenticity.
@@FirstPersonHood 🎯🔥💪😤
Ayyye😏🤙
*I sneezed at a restaurant and buddy across from me in the next booth , stopped mid convo to put his mask up. That Pandora was something else.*
I lost it lmfao
I ain’t gone lie I be doing the same thang when I hear somebody cough or sneeze 😆
@@kay-collins *insert Ike Turner meme*👀👀👀😭😭😭😭😩😩😩
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I'm hollering!!!
"We fina' tear dis' grocery store up!"🤣🤣🤣..."you don't want nothin' but a problem!"🤣🤣🤣
The 4 and 1/2 ft took me out!! 🤣🤣🤣
The sneeze and the DOT got me ROLLING!! 😂🤣
The Almonds and the short water took me out😅🤣🤣
Who wouldn't be mad at that!?🤔🙃🤣You think she sat in the car and ate it!?
Such a good set.
Right?! Me too!!💯💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
This like the little bag they was giving us on the airplanes when you board 😂😂
That shit was pure comedy
Regular teef brushing people lmao 🤣
“First of all why you ain’t on yo dot??”
Did this brother just say, "WHY YOU AIN'T ON YOUR DOT?" I never laughed so hard! I love this guy! Just stumbled across him!
"The degrees done went up, you got to go, get out" lmao
"The inside of his whole chest was dead!" 😂😂😂😂💀
that shit had me rollin!!!
Me 2 I’m like DAMN 🤣
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“Gawd damn!”
Homie in the white shirt having the time of his life lol
I came to the comments to see if I was the only one who noticed that too😆😆😆
They always sit the sad person in the front😂
You can tell he been at home too long 😂
I had to go back and look!😂
I’d lift him up like Patrick Swayze did in Dirty Dancing.
Lol on yo dot!!!
I respect the dot
It's already bad enough that the dots are so close where I live. About 3 1/2 feet apart. Then you get people that want to stand in-between that 🙆🏾♀️
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@@loyina310 z. in
I will loose it over somebody too close to my dot!! No lie, almost went all the way off on a man in the store. He had the nerve to tell me "oh no, it's fine. I'm good." While pushing past me to put his stuff on the belt. Sir, no th you're NOT! Back up!
Sneezing part🤣 "ik you lying to me, in front of my baby Bih"🤣🤣🤣
everybody was so serious 😂😭
I'm freaking hollering 😂😂😂
Why you ain't on your dot!!!
Blaqron in HD with no sound issues is crazy.
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Damn I miss ZWTH
Fax
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The Love is REALLY REAL
4:39 " I turn around and you ain't on yo damn dot, we finna tear this fucking grocery store up!" 😂😂😂😭😭😭💀💀💀
“One of the lil’ short waters” 😂😂😂🤣🤣
This set, along with his hair is an entire mood.
Lookin like he worried about his edges before he hit the stage
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@@user-ev4nu2uk8j 💛😁
He look like male version of young Whoopi Goldberg
He got that shirt out of Prince’s closet.
The best most original Corona jokes on the market you on my radar can't wait to here more of your work
You ain't never lied
Not the scanner almonds and short water 😫😫🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m laughing so hard 🤣 I took my dot very seriously “ummmmm I need 6 feet 👀”
Excuse me👀👀👀
That's a hood ism. It's damn near one word.
'bisheyeknoyufukinlyin'
It rolls right off the tongue smooth when someone do some outta line shit lol
That "in front of my baby" means he dead serious 😂😂😂
I'm crying laughing!
Please God let this be the man you pick to write the corona history for our great grand kids. Sure they wouldn't miss a history class
The dot is real😂 that's the one thing we need to keep from covid
he covered all the covid jokes in one set. haha
20 yrs from now and they don’t know the extent of what we went through… “Ma, what’s a dot?” 😂
"If u don't schooch ur ass 4 in a half more feet back"😂😂 wonder if I can I get all that on a mask
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I can’t be the only one hearing Patrick laughing😭😭
Heard that man too 😂😂
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Omg!!! “If you ain’t on your dot…!!!”💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣 too funny!!!
I am scream laughing 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣 I haven't laughed this hard in so long!!!!
Blaqron really cleaned up for this. Haven't seen this man in a while and still funny AF 😂
Didn't know RG3 got into stand up comedy. God Bless him....
Bag of almonds and a bottle of "short" water 💧💧💧..... I lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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He didn’t never lie about the cart and distance at the grocery store.
"Woman, your degrees done went up" hahahaha, 5150nation stand up ☝🏾🤧🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤛🏿
Man this video legit has me crying, this was a great set for COVID jokes.
The thermometer noise took me out! 🤣
Anyone else got 2 Abs from laughing at him😂😂😂 He was too Real😆
First of all why you ain’t on yo dot!?
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Blaq.Ron a beast!
"..... I got almonds and one of them short waters in this bag". -BRUH!!!!
That was funny, and it was new jokes not no shit from 05' being recycled
It's old to us - Asian people😂
"They drop your food off at the door like it's a bomb and back away from that sh&@#!"
“They done ate two of yo waffle fries!” Yooo, I’m crying!
Stay on yo’ dot 😂😊😂! This direction needs to remain in place forever’
Blaq Ron is crazy! He needs more shows!!
Ama scan your forhead got me cackling 😂
Patrick cloud in the crowd fasho 1:07 gawd damn - that’s pat 🤣
We finna tear this damn grocery store up !!
Man I love me some Blaq Ron. I hate that I missed his full set.
BLAQ RON!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That DOT was and still is a serious thing!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I need a real 6ft, basket 🛒 don’t count!! I’m dead 😂😂
"God bless you and drive safe" 😩
He be on point. Naturally funny
This good shit💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿, I live in the country but 20 mins from Atlanta, there were some habitual dot steppers 😂😂
How do this man not have WAAAAYYY more subscribers??? He is the funniest dude I've seen in a long time!
I found this guy yesterday and I love his stand up! great work man
This summed up 2020 perfectly! Watching this in 2023 reminds me of how different the world was that year, like we really went through that. Shit aint completely back to normal (whatever that is these days) but it's definitely closer to it now than then, folks all kissing and hugging and gathering like COVID never happened. I hated that so many people had to deal with sickness, death and isolation, but I won't lie I miss the social distancing and how much calmer and cheaper everything was. Like yea, we outside, but everything's too damn expensive to enjoy it!
“Done ate two of your waffle fries.” 😂
This was really funny..... first time hearing him I am a fan now..... coming from super saved....
Damn I was having a rough day until I seen this 😂😂😂 thanks for the laugh cause I needed it
Locs are luxurious!
Blaq Ron is hilarious! I am cryin'!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
All of these are funny door dash person running off leaving food, being on your dot, and the thermometer joke
Ya degrees just went up... Uhh uhh
Hilarious and accurate. Too Funny. 😂
My man back. Super underrated
I’m dying laughing 😂
All facts Blaq....... On the dot shit...on point
Yoooo that dot tho!! Omg!!!
Get on your fucking DOT. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“God bless you and drive safe.” Well damn it😭🤣😂
That was funny as hell about that Dot.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣 The jokes hitttin. Great Rona set.
...it’s only really over when you look back and laugh...😂😂😂
The fact that I used to doordash 🤣🤣.
Omg love him!
_almonds and a short water🤣_
dudes legit funny as hell
He is soooo funny 😂
RON NEVER DISAPPOINTS
“You don’t want a goddamn thing but a problem.” 🤣😅🤣😂🤣😂🤣
From OAK CLIFF, TEXAS errybody, BLAQ RON!! 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
Shout out to Tahir and ZWTH for introducing me to BlaqRon
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I respect the dot✊🏾
Blaq ron goin to be one of the greats. Marq my words 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿😂😂😂💯💪🏿
Who told him Corona died? that shit like weed now with these different strains 🤦
Lmao 🤣
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Omg🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah but lots of people aren’t wearing masks or respecting distancing rules. Few places continue to enforce rules even with new strains
That dot 😂😂
OK I seen enough, hes funny AF lol. Time to look dude up lol
This guy is hilarious🤣
Thank you Blaq Ron😂😂😂
LOL!!! Love this guy!!
He too funny
He killed it
“ inside his whole chest was dead”😂😆😆😆😆
“I know you lying to me!” 😂😭
this was one of the funniest stand ups I have seen about covid.
My stomach is CRAMPING! 🤣
I used to go see Blaq Ron down here in Dallas at Legends when he was 1st getting started. Proud of that Brother! Dallas, Stand Up! 👏👏👏