Taylor Tomlinson Loves Jennifer Lopez's Breakup Posts

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  • Опубликовано: 1 ноя 2024

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  • @merpderpyerp
    @merpderpyerp Месяц назад +208

    Taylor’s makeup is GORGE in this, so happy to see her thriving!

    • @VoodooMcVee
      @VoodooMcVee Месяц назад

      Uhm, isn't a gorge some kind of canyon? You probably don't wanna say her makeup is abysmal, do you?

    • @pianoman47
      @pianoman47 Месяц назад +1

      I read this as the Spanish name Jorge the first time. I was confused lol

    • @merpderpyerp
      @merpderpyerp Месяц назад +1

      Gorgeous=gorge

    • @Coover90210
      @Coover90210 Месяц назад

      Gorgeous=gorge=nice try

  • @mattylynnbarnes3035
    @mattylynnbarnes3035 Месяц назад +578

    Yeah for this new proper monologue format!! 👏👏👏

  • @Popculturehero11
    @Popculturehero11 Месяц назад +130

    The idea of couples having their story be “I saw a sponsored Instagram Ad he posted” is hilarious

    • @kekica11
      @kekica11 Месяц назад +15

      Remember how people used to make up cover stories for meeting online because it was too embarrassing to admit before it became popular?

  • @iamQuarky
    @iamQuarky Месяц назад +78

    I love the format of the show - all the guest comedians is such a great way to see ones you love and discover new ones. This monologue is tight, well done 5 mins! Tears of joy our comedian is growing up to be a full force bad bitch

  • @stereoroid
    @stereoroid Месяц назад +83

    I love this kind of smart comedy where Taylor is ahead of the audience. The school uniform look, callouts to Jane Austen, etc. - makes you laugh and think.

    • @0zoneTherapyCures
      @0zoneTherapyCures Месяц назад +2

      Please, please, Taylor make people think again!! MPTA!

  • @gregmossed
    @gregmossed Месяц назад +68

    She's my favorite comedian, acknowledging that the show is a whole big team of writers producers hair makeup crew etc, the whole squad gets my respect.

  • @SpinningSandwich
    @SpinningSandwich Месяц назад +29

    So glad to see a proper monologue make use of Taylor's talent!

  • @rjaymolina
    @rjaymolina Месяц назад +275

    As a camera person, the lighting and angle for this monologue is perfect 🤌🏽 Other late night shows should follow this!

    • @TchudakPOV
      @TchudakPOV Месяц назад

      are you doing that for living ?

    • @rjaymolina
      @rjaymolina Месяц назад +7

      @@TchudakPOV I am!

    • @TchudakPOV
      @TchudakPOV Месяц назад

      @@rjaymolina nice what did you study and where are you working now ?

    • @rjaymolina
      @rjaymolina Месяц назад +5

      @@TchudakPOV Self-taught and working out of DC!

    • @PrivateAccountXSG
      @PrivateAccountXSG Месяц назад +1

      I was a cameraman, briefly. The framing is pretty standard, mate.

  • @loverrlee
    @loverrlee Месяц назад +138

    I finally realized who Taylor Tomlinson looks like! She looks so much like the actress who played Elliot Reid on Scrubs, Sarah Chalke! They could be twins!!!

    • @j.ray555
      @j.ray555 Месяц назад +17

      😂 you mean 2nd Becky on Roseanne!? I'm showing my age here! Shes the voice for the mom, Beth, on rick and morty as well, but ya, I can see the resemblance

    • @annjohnson8437
      @annjohnson8437 Месяц назад +11

      They definitely look similar, like sisters.

    • @Sdority905
      @Sdority905 Месяц назад +7

      Yesssss 2nd Becky and Elliot.
      Love it! We need to jave Sarah Chalke on the show to do a bit.

    • @loverrlee
      @loverrlee Месяц назад +5

      Glad I’m not the only one who sees the resemblance!

    • @Billkwando
      @Billkwando Месяц назад +2

      @@j.ray555 She even could be a combination of both Beckys.

  • @Rusty_Raven_
    @Rusty_Raven_ Месяц назад +141

    Using AD algorithms to date is the most dystopian stuff I've EVER SEEN 😢

    • @JillKnapp
      @JillKnapp Месяц назад +7

      /r/aboringdystopia

    • @sams9181
      @sams9181 Месяц назад +4

      AGREED

  • @cat_momma
    @cat_momma Месяц назад +160

    "Make the incident go away"😂 So they can be a supreme court judge.🤣🤣🤣

  • @katie18976
    @katie18976 Месяц назад +24

    Taylor looking so good in this suit, lovely outfit girl 💅🥰

  • @casbot71
    @casbot71 Месяц назад +84

    Love the suit and tie, a shout out to the standardised late night host look (*Seth excepted).
    You should try a week of colour coordinating with Colbert, just to mess with people watching both shows on TV.
    [And your reddit fashion rater].
    And then next week absolutely slay with a evening gown.

    • @Thessik73
      @Thessik73 Месяц назад +18

      Only if Colbert also wears the gown.

    • @eyeyayayay
      @eyeyayayay Месяц назад +3

      I think she'll be saving the evening gowns for when she's auditioning to replace Vanna White

    • @Eloraurora
      @Eloraurora Месяц назад +3

      ​@@Thessik73...I want this now. Especially if there's absolutely no explanation, he just comes back after the commercial break engowned, and possibly reads an excerpt from _Goodnight, Moon_ to close out the show.

    • @acgeewhiz
      @acgeewhiz Месяц назад +1

      @@ElorauroraThis.

    • @justajumpingypsygirl
      @justajumpingypsygirl Месяц назад +1

      I love Seth's relaxed look post covid though.

  • @godfathermock61788
    @godfathermock61788 Месяц назад +17

    Omg, thank God it's finally back!! 🙌🏼
    I missed you SO much!! 🥰🥰🥰
    Summer was sooooo long without you.

  • @PunishThemMetal
    @PunishThemMetal Месяц назад +12

    Yes finally a real monologue!

  • @JayGurley
    @JayGurley Месяц назад +443

    Taylor standup is a foundational pillar of any civilized society.

    • @dribrom
      @dribrom Месяц назад +3

      Sounds like you're on a weird acid drip. Comedy has never and will never be a pillar of any functional civilization. Comedy is maybe best described as an outlet drain of a civilized society.

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 Месяц назад +3

      She's truthful, which is refreshing anywhere these days.

    • @dribrom
      @dribrom Месяц назад +1

      @@cc1k435 When it suits her. As Bert Kreischer always say. "Don't let the truth stand in the way of a good story". That is how all comedians see the truth. The truth is only told when it's a good punch line that makes people laugh.

    • @CenterThePendulum
      @CenterThePendulum Месяц назад

      So there’s only one civilized society.

    • @dribrom
      @dribrom Месяц назад

      @@CenterThePendulum The opposite of a civilized society is barbarism and chaos. The fundamental pillars of a civilized society is for an example a fair justice system. Advanced infrastructures and large population centers is an other. You also see complex divisions of labor and economic classes. Shared communication is another element that all civilizations share. All civilizations rely on government administration, bureaucracy. So the written language is an other very important pillar of a civilized society.

  • @laurazielinski2437
    @laurazielinski2437 Месяц назад +1

    Taylor’s wardrobe on this show is 🔥🔥🔥

  • @ZenQuagga
    @ZenQuagga Месяц назад +113

    The suit is ✨emaculate✨

    • @goodbher9244
      @goodbher9244 Месяц назад

      She looks like a lesbian getting married. Cute AF. 😂

    • @alissa6380
      @alissa6380 Месяц назад +21

      (not to be that person but.... *immaculate 😅)

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley Месяц назад +5

      Maculate means stained, immaculate means unstained, so emaculate would mean... from the stain?

    • @JoeNasr123
      @JoeNasr123 Месяц назад

      Credit to the people who have already corrected, but also…
      Who the hell describes a suit jacket as immaculate?

    • @acgeewhiz
      @acgeewhiz Месяц назад

      @@JoeNasr123 Would you have preferred “perfection”? Perhaps “praiseworthy”? Perchance something less effusive, like “palatable” or “pleasant”?

  • @drumbird
    @drumbird Месяц назад +2

    Excellent. Im excited to add these monologues to my regular viewing.

  • @stevereber3358
    @stevereber3358 Месяц назад +17

    If Taylor cuts those pants into shorts she can start her own all-female AC/DC cover band.

  • @TBTboston
    @TBTboston Месяц назад +12

    The no Bostonians felt personal lol 😂

  • @Tikoty
    @Tikoty Месяц назад +98

    Yes, please! More Taylor standup!

  • @Th3K1ngK00p4
    @Th3K1ngK00p4 Месяц назад +28

    Congrats on Season 2! 🎉

  • @marksasahara1115
    @marksasahara1115 Месяц назад +1

    Taylor looking great! Congrats on season 2!

  • @sparkiano
    @sparkiano Месяц назад +35

    I'm loving the Men in Black/Harry Potter cosplay mashup.

  • @accformorningnewspandey
    @accformorningnewspandey Месяц назад +1

    Way to go! Congratulations on season 2

  • @ciram9082
    @ciram9082 Месяц назад +22

    The season 2 glow up, dang!
    Can't wait for the camping episode.

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley Месяц назад +2

      But please no boxing episode, however topical.

  • @wonderingwanderer0619
    @wonderingwanderer0619 Месяц назад +40

    Whoo! Finally back 😊

  • @OneInsignificantLife
    @OneInsignificantLife 20 дней назад

    The best parts of the show are when Taylor talks.
    She nails it every time!

  • @michaelwaller342
    @michaelwaller342 Месяц назад +6

    Wooohooo!!! Welcome back!!!

  • @DeeaM33
    @DeeaM33 Месяц назад +2

    😂 great show host and monologue.

  • @MadAboutBrows
    @MadAboutBrows Месяц назад +1

    AAAAAAA I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK

  • @chelseashurmantine8153
    @chelseashurmantine8153 Месяц назад +3

    I love you making fun of both newspaper and local broadcast news

  • @K1893
    @K1893 Месяц назад +37

    Yeeeees !!! Thank you my favorite part is always her monologue and the hashtag wars !

  • @jongonlla420
    @jongonlla420 Месяц назад +9

    Hey love the show 🎉🎉🎉 keep up the great work 🎉❤🎉

  • @kirkwagner461
    @kirkwagner461 Месяц назад +1

    Welcome back! We've missed you!

  • @enoch327
    @enoch327 Месяц назад +7

    Welcome back. At the end of a tough day I need some laughs.

  • @Yanni75
    @Yanni75 Месяц назад +52

    Bennifer is going for the trilogy, I guess.

    • @HarMoneyKah
      @HarMoneyKah Месяц назад +5

      😂

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley Месяц назад +10

      Bennifer: Romulus in theaters now

    • @sizzyw5034
      @sizzyw5034 Месяц назад +1

      Nooooooo! Petition to say no to that! I😂

  • @mueslix8391
    @mueslix8391 Месяц назад +9

    Great new format

  • @MicheleSaint-Yves
    @MicheleSaint-Yves Месяц назад +1

    Yay you are back 🎉 missed you TayTom ❤

  • @WilliamBritain-om6ot
    @WilliamBritain-om6ot Месяц назад +2

    hope they keep the monologues like this😀, much better

  • @SweetCarolineBAMBAMBAM
    @SweetCarolineBAMBAMBAM Месяц назад +1

    Woooh yay❤ so happy for this new season!😊

  • @gdofred
    @gdofred 26 дней назад

    I came here from Alberta's youtube channel (the person who posted the original story), but stayed cause Taylor is just hilarious!

  • @JourneyofOne971
    @JourneyofOne971 Месяц назад +18

    Welcome back! Love the show format, but it's really just great to watch your set

    • @RobinDale50
      @RobinDale50 Месяц назад +2

      yeah and watching her tell her jokes isn't bad either! zing!

  • @Sara-mf3px
    @Sara-mf3px Месяц назад +1

    First time watching and I’m looooving 🫶💗

  • @flyingmonkey5787
    @flyingmonkey5787 Месяц назад +3

    Woohoo s2. Looking sharp!

  • @climbingdan
    @climbingdan Месяц назад +1

    Congrats on a second season! 🎉

  • @joguestin
    @joguestin Месяц назад +1

    congrats on season 2, tomlinson!

  • @fgaticas
    @fgaticas Месяц назад +4

    Great new format. Congrats 🎉

  • @sunflower9611
    @sunflower9611 Месяц назад +1

    Taylor your back!!

  • @JamesWright-jm3ix
    @JamesWright-jm3ix Месяц назад +2

    Off the bat love the blazer.

  • @Leah_Denise
    @Leah_Denise Месяц назад +1

    Shes so fun; I love her

  • @adamjimenez9003
    @adamjimenez9003 Месяц назад +2

    Im so glad this show is back cause otherwise I can't understand the internet

  • @xephyr417
    @xephyr417 Месяц назад +2

    And now I can properly engage with this show. Thank you.

  • @raygun38
    @raygun38 Месяц назад +1

    Really working that Annie hall look

  • @benchiaase
    @benchiaase Месяц назад +1

    Yay it's backkkkk!!!!

  • @themoose0221
    @themoose0221 Месяц назад +4

    LOVE the suit.

  • @BenOnuMuDiyorum
    @BenOnuMuDiyorum Месяц назад

    good to see her back

  • @MasterBancking
    @MasterBancking Месяц назад +1

    She was off to a rough start. But now she is growing as a host, you go gurl!!

  • @rickhernandez9333
    @rickhernandez9333 Месяц назад +1

    If only i could be on Taylor's fyp....life complete!!!!

  • @brandonnewby178
    @brandonnewby178 Месяц назад +2

    You kids and your Instagram... 😂

  • @SorenRingholm
    @SorenRingholm Месяц назад +20

    suit suits her

    • @kekica11
      @kekica11 Месяц назад +1

      and she suits the suit

  • @JW-qd3ol
    @JW-qd3ol Месяц назад +1

    taylor could literally be ugly, and also say a bunch of terrible jokes that i hate and that aren't funny, and i'd still listen to it and love it because she phrases it in an entertaining way

  • @mikebruse2939
    @mikebruse2939 Месяц назад +2

    A breathtakingly beautiful woman!

  • @cmel7841
    @cmel7841 Месяц назад +9

    this was a great way to start season 2 and props to your stylist

  • @JustinSIsTank
    @JustinSIsTank Месяц назад +3

    When did you audition for AC/DC, Taylor?

  • @gerardo0898
    @gerardo0898 Месяц назад

    can't stop loving Taylor

  • @none_o_ur_bidnis
    @none_o_ur_bidnis Месяц назад +1

    Aww, so cute in your little suit. Like a real cute little business man.

  • @chuck80y
    @chuck80y Месяц назад +1

    I love her outfit.

  • @marketherington4047
    @marketherington4047 Месяц назад +10

    Glad to see you back Taylor.

  • @arunghosh4230
    @arunghosh4230 Месяц назад

    really liked this part... congrats on getting hold of the tv show biz

  • @teelo12000
    @teelo12000 Месяц назад +50

    Its cute that you think Michael was a real person and not just an advertising firm collecting demographics data to sell or use for scamming.

  • @DangerousDac
    @DangerousDac Месяц назад +29

    Woah I wasn't expecting the set to change so much.

  • @alexneff
    @alexneff Месяц назад +1

    Heres to season 20

  • @shidab1724
    @shidab1724 Месяц назад +15

    Great suit, Taylor!! You look like a prep school fembot and I am here for it!!

    • @TheMusicalElitist
      @TheMusicalElitist Месяц назад

      Your comment is incredibly cringe.

    • @NameRealperson
      @NameRealperson Месяц назад +9

      @@TheMusicalElitist don't unalive that which is cringe, unalive that part of yourself which cringes
      (just imagine that this is printed in like six fonts on an A4 tin plate hung in your stepmother's downstairs toilet)

    • @shidab1724
      @shidab1724 Месяц назад +3

      @@TheMusicalElitist awww thank you!!

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus Месяц назад +6

      @@TheMusicalElitist Calling everything cringe is cringe

  • @thejollyrajamtg9847
    @thejollyrajamtg9847 Месяц назад +1

    Brilliant monologue, love the new format, but how are people not HORRIFIED at the idea of having to fill out a google doc as part of the online dating process????

    • @avp6730
      @avp6730 Месяц назад

      It's just a questionnaire like any dating app. Honestly would be easier for me than the awkward chitchat when you just get in touch😅

  • @TchudakPOV
    @TchudakPOV Месяц назад +13

    taylor in a suit, i cant, she's attractive. and beautiful women in suits are my kriptonite

  • @AggieNC
    @AggieNC Месяц назад +1

    Did anyone else notice that the demographic at 1:58 that 0.7% of respondents are 13-17 and that 1% is 65+. That's scary in so many ways. Watch out for the ads your kids and parent click on.

  • @tinar1405
    @tinar1405 Месяц назад

    Taylor I think I speak for us all when I say we love you! 🥰

  • @TiffanysTeaOfficial
    @TiffanysTeaOfficial Месяц назад

    This is good content, definitely earned my like, keep going

  • @NoScriptNoProblemPodcast
    @NoScriptNoProblemPodcast Месяц назад +10

    Good to have Taylor back!

  • @bethanysolimine5428
    @bethanysolimine5428 Месяц назад +1

    I LOVE the new format! I'm so glad you started doing some stand up / monologue at the beginning.

  • @jeanetteholmes1637
    @jeanetteholmes1637 Месяц назад +4

    Why are celebrities all so thirsty AF, I mean is this your intire identity as a human person. I'm talking about Jlo just incase anyone is confused.

  • @NatalieZii
    @NatalieZii Месяц назад

    Omg at the rich husband stuff I DIED ☠️ ☠️.

  • @burtcolk
    @burtcolk Месяц назад +5

    1:17 Her pronunciation of the "Z'D'D" in the dumb phrase "Dazed Digital" (which, let's be honest, she should never have been made to say) is absolutely perfect. Perfect! Much better than that Z'D'D deserves, frankly. Please let Taylor know the fans appreciate it.

  • @solvseus
    @solvseus Месяц назад +50

    25min WITH traffic? So... down the street? 🤨
    I guess I could walk, but I'm not going to walk.

    • @googiegress
      @googiegress Месяц назад +3

      Nobody walks in LA

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus Месяц назад

      @@googiegress i understood that reference

  • @DanielaGlint
    @DanielaGlint Месяц назад

    As an Angeleno, I agree with her take on a dating ad.

  • @kennywilson2129
    @kennywilson2129 Месяц назад

    Vance the new couch!! Tiny couch=more laugh time.
    And it's cuter!
    😄

  • @CWZimba
    @CWZimba Месяц назад

    6'3" and he needs ads to get em? I'm not having that😂

  • @amandaabbott7536
    @amandaabbott7536 Месяц назад

    AHHHH SEASON 22222 omg I love you Taylor !!!!!!

  • @misspatatas999
    @misspatatas999 Месяц назад +4

    IT'S BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK MY HEART STOPPED MY GOOOD

  • @Auntigenjen
    @Auntigenjen Месяц назад +4

    The "old-fashioned way" is drunk, in a bar...

  • @bismutfan2211
    @bismutfan2211 15 дней назад

    Taylor looks so good

  • @krzyjazzy
    @krzyjazzy Месяц назад

    Taylor in a great suit is the kind of thirst trap I'm here for ❤❤❤

  • @jbeezy8245
    @jbeezy8245 Месяц назад

    No more dating your ex from 20 years ago! 😂

  • @sbr2439
    @sbr2439 Месяц назад +4

    Really looking forward to Taylor's debut with the Dream Academy, haha!

  • @jewellrogers8254
    @jewellrogers8254 Месяц назад

    Found where comments on with show❤

  • @divkaur4410
    @divkaur4410 Месяц назад

    Posting online ads for dating is too much of a circle back to matrimonial ads in newspapers back in the day

  • @ga4667
    @ga4667 Месяц назад

    Omg I love Taylor's outfit!

  • @Hot.dorito
    @Hot.dorito Месяц назад +3

    Can people just stop marrying/dating J.Lo