Women are the Worst Storytellers - Ryan Davis - Chocolate Sundaes Standup Comedy

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  • Опубликовано: 17 янв 2021
  • There are two sides to every story but there are also two ways to tell a story. Watch Ryan Davis breakdown the difference between a recap told by a man and a story told by a woman.
    Originally Filmed - 8/25/2019
    For more Ryan Davis follow him on Instagram @ryandaviscomedy
    Held every Sunday at the Laugh Factory on the famous Sunset strip, Chocolate Sundaes is unlike any other comedy show you’ve ever seen!
    We showcase a powerful mix of seasoned veterans as well as up-and-coming comedians who you’ve seen on all of the major networks. Recent performers include Kevin Hart, Ali Wong, Katt Williams, Howie Mandel, Tracy Morgan, and Bill Bellamy, just to name a few.
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    Every Sunday at 7:00 & 9:30 p.m. at The Laugh Factory in Hollywood.
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    Executive Producer: Pookey Wigington
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  • @ChocolateSundaes
    @ChocolateSundaes  4 месяца назад +1

    We have a 24/7 nonstop comedy stream! Watch it here: ruclips.net/video/37-X4eYGOFY/видео.html

  • @WithAllDueOffense
    @WithAllDueOffense 3 года назад +9794

    Thank y'all for watching my set. I'm glad that so many of you enjoyed it. Make sure y'all catch me live whenever the world opens up!!!!!

  • @turdferguson8928
    @turdferguson8928 3 года назад +5739

    "No one has ever talked to a woman and said, '... I think she left some shit out'" is the funniest damn thing I heard in a stand up act

    • @muziqluvachi
      @muziqluvachi 3 года назад +54

      Nothing but the truth, or light of the conversation. Which isn’t informative. They leave stuff out minute to minute. That means all day long.... yep Omission specialists...

    • @ellie-tk4jy
      @ellie-tk4jy 3 года назад +9

      oh a norm fan

    • @iyeshamendez8787
      @iyeshamendez8787 3 года назад +4

      😂🤣😂🤣

    • @Liltootbrush
      @Liltootbrush 3 года назад +4

      i didnt even get it at first but i still started dying

    • @keylowduh612
      @keylowduh612 3 года назад +1

      Omm!!! Lmao

  • @dvdmex1978
    @dvdmex1978 3 года назад +2396

    I've been married 21 years and I still haven't gotten through one of her complete stories. I remember when she was telling me an epic tale and got mad at me because I started making a sandwich. Lol

    • @jerijahbarriere9263
      @jerijahbarriere9263 2 года назад +82

      😆 😂😂😂

    • @bckazee
      @bckazee 2 года назад +94

      This is we have to keep girl friends lol. Cause the only other person that's gonna be willing to go off on the tangents that are in a woman's conversation is another woman.

    • @selfmaderish4690
      @selfmaderish4690 2 года назад +50

      Damn! 🤣 the disrespect

    • @jordaocardoso5867
      @jordaocardoso5867 2 года назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @molink3123
      @molink3123 2 года назад +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @walterfields3467
    @walterfields3467 2 года назад +609

    “…but on SOME days to a woman, 1+1 = cat.” This is where I struggled to contain the grown man tears in a public place. 🤣🤣🤣😭🤧

    • @lslmadi
      @lslmadi 2 года назад

      If you were to die today, are you a 100% sure you will go to heaven?
      If no, here is what the bible says,
      (1) Romans 3:23 KJV [23] For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God.
      Q1. Do you know what Sin is?
      Sin is anything bad that we have done.
      Q2. Have you sinned before?
      Yes or No?
      (2) Revelation 21:8 KJV [8] But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
      Because they have sinned, and God does not allow Sin into Heaven, the punishment is burning hell.
      What is the way to reconcile our peace and relationship with God?
      Q3. Do you know the Story of Jesus?
      (3) Romans 5:8 KJV [8] But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.
      Jesus = God who lived up in Heaven, but he came down on earth and became a man like us, he lived for 33.5 years without committing any sin. Then there were certain people who were jealous and therefore framed him on phony charges, and crucified him. Then he was buried and resurrected on the third day; Now he lives in HEAVEN.
      Q4. Do you know why Jesus went through all this bloody mess for us?
      A4. As mentioned, our sin is the reason why we can’t go to heaven, and the only thing that can wash away our sin is the Blood of Jesus.
      (4) Romans 5:9 KJV [9] Much more then, being now justified by his blood, we shall be saved from wrath through him.
      According to the bible, the only way for us to reconcile with God is through Christ Jesus’s blood, and not through any works that we do or merits we accumulate, such as water baptism, attending church, or any good thing that we do. The following verses clearly support this.
      (5) Ephesians 2:8-9 KJV [8] For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: [9] Not of works, lest any man should boast.
      (6) 2 Corinthians 7:10 KJV [10] For godly sorrow worketh repentance to salvation not to be repented of: but the sorrow of the world worketh death.
      In order to get saved, repentance of one’s sin is needed to get saved, we need to be sorry, and repent, with conviction, that we are a wretched sinner.
      (7) Romans 10:9 KJV [9] That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
      If you truly do believe in everything you have heard in the gospel, ,I strongly suggest you to make a proclamation to GOD! You can say it to God in less than 15 seconds !Repeat after this simple prayer, to make sure you truly get saved. Remember repeating this prayer doesn't save you, it's you telling God you BELIEVE THE GOSPEL. Ok, here is the prayer :
      ‘Dear GOD,
      I know I am a sinner, as I repent, I put my faith, that Jesus is GOD, and that he died, buried and resurrected, so that his blood, can wash away my Sins. I put my faith in that alone to save me, not my good works. In Jesus’s holy name, I pray. Amen!
      Congratulations ! Now you are a child of God. Download /Buy a KJV bible (I highly suggest getting a hard copy bible , as one day, it will be illegal to buy, own or even have an online version of the bible) and search for youtube channels like Truthunedited, REAL Bible Believers , The Bible Project, AoC Network, Robert Clancy, Spencer Smith to help you grow , study dispensationalism to understand the bible ( How do we reconcile the verses in the New Testament that tell us that we need works to show our faith, and another that tells us that nothing that can take our salvation away? That's why we need to study biblical dispensationalism to rightly divide the word of God.( study to show thyself approved unto God, a workman that needth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth, 2 Timithy 2:15) (I recommend the dispensationalism video from Genesis to Revelations by Dr. Gene Kim, ruclips.net/video/GI4CteEFxOk/видео.html) , join a bible believing church. God bless you brother/ sister ☺. See you in heaven one day!

    • @Kerrviii
      @Kerrviii Год назад +11

      It’s true. When it’s cat, it is. I’m tired of trying to explain myself😂

    • @walterfields3467
      @walterfields3467 Год назад +2

      @@Kerrviii 😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @stillbreezing5330
      @stillbreezing5330 7 месяцев назад

      Great set. Iam in the work lunchroom trying to not laugh out loud.

  • @diallo1347
    @diallo1347 3 года назад +6342

    This wasn't a comedy set, this was a hilarious Ted Talk on relationships.

    • @mrlofi333
      @mrlofi333 3 года назад +60

      FACTS.

    • @jirenthegray
      @jirenthegray 3 года назад +37

      Facts!

    • @sykorose1966
      @sykorose1966 3 года назад +47

      All the great comedians have done this trying to help people. Most of them have passed now.

    • @alemayehusolomon941
      @alemayehusolomon941 3 года назад +15

      Excellent comment! Anyone in a relationship or had ever been in a relationship I'm sure agrees 😂

    • @zimelevezi7490
      @zimelevezi7490 3 года назад +9

      Oh, you mean l like Chris Rock

  • @rayneakhi-gbade2060
    @rayneakhi-gbade2060 3 года назад +846

    “It all started in 1985.. I was a premature baby” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @cynthiaholland13
      @cynthiaholland13 3 года назад +71

      Daddy said I'm a fighter lol

    • @najlasmith8933
      @najlasmith8933 3 года назад +6

      😂😂

    • @jdfodio
      @jdfodio 3 года назад +10

      She's explaining WHY she wants to fight the "bitch at work" for just staring at her. #fighterbynature Men say they want the woman's emotions and behavior to make sense...but don't want to hear the why.

    • @quintonmiller8266
      @quintonmiller8266 2 года назад +3

      @@jdfodio He just told you why.

    • @leoneranger9348
      @leoneranger9348 2 года назад +3

      @@jdfodio lol, it’s catch 22! As long as I don’t have to listen to him whine on beyond 30 seconds when he’s mad, we can work with it...but men’s emotionality isn’t acknowledged enough so no man dares joke about it

  • @shawtyizanadult
    @shawtyizanadult 2 года назад +235

    “I was a premature baby. My dad said I was a fighter.” I died

  • @aaronlebeauf423
    @aaronlebeauf423 Год назад +56

    This set will never get old. The amount of times I have watched this. And I still laugh like it's the first time.

    • @titusrivers5059
      @titusrivers5059 6 месяцев назад

      🎯🎯🎯

    • @SincereRz
      @SincereRz 6 месяцев назад +1

      Wait till you watch the Patrice O’Neal version

    • @lisareid126
      @lisareid126 4 месяца назад

      ❤❤so true

  • @SkullAngel002
    @SkullAngel002 3 года назад +2118

    I lost it at "I love your stories; please don't start over" 😂😂😂

    • @cheria9399
      @cheria9399 3 года назад +39

      Lmao not that nice to my mom or sis. I tell them to get straight to the point. My mom gets offended and starts screaming, "SO YOU NEVER WANT ME TO TLAK TO YOU AGAIN?!" No.., "Just tell me what happened." And she doesn't so I zone out. My sister tries when I say, "tell me what really happened." She tries...but I remind her a couple more times and then she finally gives up on her story and sums it up in one sentence and I skedaddle.

    • @aschestoasches5455
      @aschestoasches5455 3 года назад +11

      Then what I say

    • @cieralashay1921
      @cieralashay1921 3 года назад +6

      😭😭😭

    • @Medietos
      @Medietos 3 года назад +1

      @@cheria9399 That is good of you to bring them up, teach them how you want and need it. That surely helps them get aware of how they behave sometimes, and helps them grow through a bit of healthy self-discipline. They only get work´n out by too much unnecessary talking anyway. We should all do like you, help each other grow by telling them to spare our nerves, in a nice way. my roommate is like a woman, and after some years of elaborate details, I often can't tell him in a nice way: because he doesn't remember till the next time,...

    • @angelgirl3188
      @angelgirl3188 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @PreacherLawson
    @PreacherLawson 3 года назад +3497

    From beginning to end 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @Meisha-san
    @Meisha-san 2 года назад +64

    This is a god-level set. Every line had substance & that cool ass delivery...
    I just can't stop studying this.

  • @chucklarock8010
    @chucklarock8010 2 года назад +119

    Yesterday me and my wife had an arguement, and for once I stopped trying to tackle it with logic, so I let her speak her mind fully, and before I could say something, she was crying making dinner, never in my life did I see that coming.

    • @CiluhStyle1
      @CiluhStyle1 Год назад +9

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yo I'm cryin bro this is the funniest comment I ever seen on this channel cuz I can relate

    • @kwameaddo1007
      @kwameaddo1007 Год назад +1

      wow...

    • @nicolejones9914
      @nicolejones9914 Год назад +1

      This comment made me laugh so hard 😂

    • @ketha0612
      @ketha0612 9 месяцев назад +5

      You let her talk she came up with her own conclusion and solution which you don’t know hurry her feelings. So yeah

    • @Detroit-gx5nd
      @Detroit-gx5nd 5 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂bro you have reached enlightenment

  • @nikiedmonds6236
    @nikiedmonds6236 3 года назад +1224

    The only thing a woman likes more than telling a story is a backstory...I hollered 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 this is SOOOO TRUE!

    • @csmith2484
      @csmith2484 2 года назад +28

      So true I always have to tell the backstory first, or else it won't make sense 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @angeleyes3386
      @angeleyes3386 Год назад +12

      Gotta give context 😂

  • @whatevereyewant
    @whatevereyewant 3 года назад +1442

    Patrice used to be like “I MAKE MY WOMAN TELL ME THE END OF HER STORY FIRST” 😂😂😂

    • @benjamind7639
      @benjamind7639 3 года назад +41

      Looooove Patrice❤️❤️❤️

    • @Enfinity_Christchild
      @Enfinity_Christchild 3 года назад +9

      😂🤣😅😂🤣🤣😂🤣😅

    • @catradityaramawirawan6442
      @catradityaramawirawan6442 3 года назад +115

      "somebody got shot! you know my friend Diane?" lmao. classic bit.
      man I miss Patrice. RIP.

    • @Rogerdo
      @Rogerdo 2 года назад +14

      I knew this sounded familiar!

    • @funnyasnoahtv3163
      @funnyasnoahtv3163 2 года назад +10

      @@catradityaramawirawan6442 remember I brought you to that party with a bunch of woman you didn’t care for 😂😂😂

  • @Syte425
    @Syte425 2 года назад +56

    Ryan has the potential to be one of the greats. Awesome storytelling..hilarious all the way thru and brought you right back to the punchline “wow…that’s crazy” Dude has all the right shit and he’s hilarious as hell

  • @milderaddiction8865
    @milderaddiction8865 2 года назад +21

    "She waits until you're watching your favorite show then walks around the house making noises" The accuracy is unreal

  • @rogerlimoseth4790
    @rogerlimoseth4790 3 года назад +1070

    He is not lying about the backstory. I keep telling my girl " give me the cliff notes version".

    • @jeffreymbelu9718
      @jeffreymbelu9718 3 года назад +16

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @donjohn281
      @donjohn281 3 года назад +47

      Lmao my go-to was "fast forward to the climax of the movie baby"

    • @aintshesweet
      @aintshesweet 3 года назад +63

      But you gotta know the context! 😂

    • @icywater5733
      @icywater5733 3 года назад +4

      @@aintshesweet onggg 😂

    • @sshantobia1
      @sshantobia1 3 года назад +4

      AHHAHAHAAHHAHA NOT THE SPARK NOTES

  • @GenYGod
    @GenYGod 3 года назад +1534

    "Girl idk what's wrong with him he act like he's stupid or something. Who's acting? Who's acting?" 😂☠

    • @Jagsjshsksbsnaksjdlj
      @Jagsjshsksbsnaksjdlj 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/Qhv-c2dd7aw/видео.html

    • @ericoliver1603
      @ericoliver1603 3 года назад +26

      if thats not the truth i dont know what is lmao

    • @camillecotton7283
      @camillecotton7283 3 года назад +17

      I work at an insane asylum and I say this constantly...they ain’t ACTIN lol

    • @najlasmith8933
      @najlasmith8933 3 года назад +5

      😂😂

    • @NewAgeSlaves
      @NewAgeSlaves 2 года назад +7

      "Or that we're not trying hard enough" felt that I'm my spirit

  • @zackhauck5452
    @zackhauck5452 Год назад +18

    Ryan's comedy set needs to be preserved in the Smithsonian. This whole video is pure gold.

  • @btollmann
    @btollmann 7 месяцев назад +3

    This might be the most relatable sketch I have ever watched. Good god...

  • @dennisbrown7079
    @dennisbrown7079 3 года назад +2096

    I wanna show my girl this but I know she’s gonna watch it and say “but I feel...”

  • @MrBmick79
    @MrBmick79 3 года назад +2446

    That was one of the best sets I've seen on this page. Dude took one topic and fit in 7 minutes worth of jokes in it. Bravo Ryan Davis

    • @scmrecords
      @scmrecords 3 года назад +36

      Wow thats crazy that you say that..Right after the clip ended the first thing i thought literally was “damn that was a good set”

    • @SrDeMaFp
      @SrDeMaFp 3 года назад +8

      He KILLED it, for damn sure!

    • @GhettoJohnWick
      @GhettoJohnWick 3 года назад +3

      His youtube channel is 'with all due offense.'

    • @LetsBuild_withBabyByrd
      @LetsBuild_withBabyByrd 3 года назад +1

      @ricado19 😂 i was thinking the same thing

    • @Southtxboi11
      @Southtxboi11 3 года назад +2

      I woke up to this on my feed and I agree with you. At the end the ladies answered his question lol

  • @Olufemii
    @Olufemii 3 года назад +221

    Haha this was genius 😂😂💪🏾💪🏾

    • @Jagsjshsksbsnaksjdlj
      @Jagsjshsksbsnaksjdlj 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/Qhv-c2dd7aw/видео.html this is the real genius who wrote this joke.

    • @kachebeeabdullah4297
      @kachebeeabdullah4297 3 года назад

      I agree... He is very clever...

  • @sharonsmalls6846
    @sharonsmalls6846 2 года назад +31

    I have listened to this set countless times. I still laugh hard continuously during the entire set.

  • @tomarnold7284
    @tomarnold7284 3 года назад +425

    "I love your story, please don't start over!" kill me now!!!

  • @pureafghansnow4192
    @pureafghansnow4192 3 года назад +755

    Eve: Starts talking about how she got the fruit
    Adam: So anyway I just ate it!

  • @dylanhimes4068
    @dylanhimes4068 2 года назад +25

    Its like I could see where this was going from a mile away but it was put together so beautifully it still hit every punch.. so funny 🔥

  • @JimboLimbo432
    @JimboLimbo432 3 года назад +7

    “Well It all started in 1985, I was born premature. My daddy said I’m a fighter” 😂 🤣

  • @dtheengineer2746
    @dtheengineer2746 3 года назад +901

    I once made the mistake of telling my girlfriend what phrases I use if I'm not listening, like "wow" "no way?" "For real!" "I know what you mean!", and she took a mental note of every damn one of them🤣

  • @jagatheeldest5786
    @jagatheeldest5786 3 года назад +2988

    "To women emotions, are the same as facts" is one of the truest statements I've ever heard.

  • @DreadlockRasta21
    @DreadlockRasta21 10 месяцев назад +5

    "Their emotions are the same fact."
    Might be the truest words ever spoken.

  • @mikasasukasa4479
    @mikasasukasa4479 5 месяцев назад +1

    The women were so in sync with him that at the end they all yelled out "WHAT I SAY THEN?" lmao that's a thing of beauty.

  • @derrickthurmond2470
    @derrickthurmond2470 3 года назад +485

    “Well it all started in 1985” 😂😂😂😂

  • @kicknknowledge2178
    @kicknknowledge2178 3 года назад +843

    I remember they use to criticize my man’s of being a “RUclips” comedian, now look at him KILLING the stage... 🤣🤣🤣 at them hating ass comedians the jokes on you!!!

    • @danawest6048
      @danawest6048 3 года назад +21

      I saw him do stand up yearssss ago, he's been killing it lol

    • @DaKidGowie
      @DaKidGowie 3 года назад +53

      He was a stand-up comedian before he ever went viral. That's the funniest part about the unwarranted criticism.

    • @GhettoJohnWick
      @GhettoJohnWick 3 года назад +10

      With all due offense

    • @PrettyPearlAllDay
      @PrettyPearlAllDay 3 года назад +5

      Big Facts!!! He a legit stand up comedian.

    • @realmorgan3075
      @realmorgan3075 3 года назад +8

      little do they know, with the right about of views and likes, RUclips pays more than the comedy club does

  • @omargreene3048
    @omargreene3048 2 года назад +5

    After watching my man on Canceled Court...I knew his written material would be hilarious. My new favorite comedian for sure.

  • @shaundouglas9127
    @shaundouglas9127 2 года назад +16

    “Baby, is there something wrong?”
    “No, there is NOTHING wrong with me.” “UUUHHHH🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jadetice875
    @jadetice875 3 года назад +253

    “We break eye contact for 5 seconds... then she be like ‘you ain’t even listening’...” I’m dead this is me 😭

    • @c30ful
      @c30ful 2 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @EverEssence4790
    @EverEssence4790 3 года назад +201

    “My dad said I was a fighter .... I’m a fighter”😂😂😂😂😂

    • @vpisces85
      @vpisces85 2 года назад +1

      I almost died lmao 🤣

  • @TerinThompsonmusic
    @TerinThompsonmusic 2 года назад +2

    Brilliant. One of thee best sets of all time!

  • @trapperofdaeast2716
    @trapperofdaeast2716 Год назад +5

    I still watch this set to this day a few times a month and the amount of facts he spit and how many of em I see everyday 😂😂😂

  • @coryanntopanga
    @coryanntopanga 3 года назад +830

    Women include waaay too much irrelevant info and straight dudes don't understand the art of gossip. My man came home with a story that went like:
    Man: My coworker got custody of his 5 year old cause they found meth and crack in his system.
    Me: Wait what!!???!!! How the hell did meth and crack get in a 5 year old's system?
    Man: I don't know. I didn't ask.
    Me: Tf. Baby. Why wouldn't you find that out, baby? Whyyyy???
    Man: If he wanted me to know he would've told me.
    Me: 😒🤨 Get away from me.

    • @christina2311
      @christina2311 3 года назад +176

      My man’s favorite phrase is “I don’t know. I didn’t ask” I’m like wtf you left out the backstory, the details, and what you think will happen next!!!

    • @karamel1077
      @karamel1077 3 года назад +85

      Bissssshhh!! I be ready to fight because I need everyyyyy detail or my mind cant even register the story lolllll

    • @tashakayden2434
      @tashakayden2434 3 года назад +24

      This the whole truth right here 😂😂

    • @theempresss
      @theempresss 3 года назад +87

      Pls bring me a FULL glass of tea not the last swallow

    • @73twinturbo
      @73twinturbo 3 года назад +33

      Good story..efficient and short

  • @Iamsoul00
    @Iamsoul00 3 года назад +598

    Lmao “I’ll kill everybody over my respect.” This whole set is gospel.

  • @coolaa7
    @coolaa7 2 года назад +10

    Can't tell you how many times I have said "Wow! That's crazy." , when I stopped paying attention and now need to fake it until she says enough to help me remember where we are at in the story.🙂

  • @sharichapman6958
    @sharichapman6958 2 года назад +6

    When he said “it all started in 1985..” I hollered 😭 I feel attacked 🤣

  • @DaKidGowie
    @DaKidGowie 3 года назад +1289

    Legend 😂

    • @sdrice2007
      @sdrice2007 3 года назад +2

      Yo, as soon as I said, in my head "dude is preaching," homie said the same thing at 4:27. 😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂

    • @jirenthegray
      @jirenthegray 3 года назад +2

      Lmao 😂

    • @IsaiahThaProphet
      @IsaiahThaProphet 3 года назад +1

      No Patrice O'Neal is the legend this guy stole this bit from his special Elephant in the Room

    • @IsaiahThaProphet
      @IsaiahThaProphet 3 года назад +2

      RIP PATRICE O'NEAL

    • @IsaiahThaProphet
      @IsaiahThaProphet 3 года назад +1

      RIP PATRICE O'NEAL

  • @cobrabosse
    @cobrabosse 3 года назад +610

    Bruh, Ryan Davis is too good man. I gotta rewatch it because I wasn't even laughing, I was too busy being impressed

    • @landralann1862
      @landralann1862 3 года назад +5

      Totally Dude!!

    • @antoniofranklin6312
      @antoniofranklin6312 3 года назад +11

      Dope observation!! You potentially have an eye for talent....now use your gift!! You're welcome

    • @tonyronicomedy
      @tonyronicomedy 3 года назад +1

      True he’s got so much better since the first time I heard him.

    • @meukowkang7355
      @meukowkang7355 3 года назад +2

      Just facts thru the WHOLE set

    • @semja
      @semja 3 года назад +1

      yeah I mostly just agreed

  • @nigelvee1745
    @nigelvee1745 3 месяца назад +1

    One of the best comedy clips I've ever watched. The crowd were in stitches. 😂

  • @1Way1Truth4Life
    @1Way1Truth4Life 3 года назад +56

    I'm a woman. And I approve this message! 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @telikaandfam
    @telikaandfam 3 года назад +365

    all the people walking around remind me of a late 90s bootlegg movie

    • @stinestizzlethegreat6887
      @stinestizzlethegreat6887 3 года назад +7

      Fareal fareal

    • @Jagsjshsksbsnaksjdlj
      @Jagsjshsksbsnaksjdlj 3 года назад

      Nah it reminds you of the 90s because the joke was literally written in the 90s..
      ruclips.net/video/Qhv-c2dd7aw/видео.html

    • @Mike-zq3qc
      @Mike-zq3qc 3 года назад +3

      @@Jagsjshsksbsnaksjdlj Elephant in the room came out like late 2000's. Also, concepts aren't the same as jokes. Good to see the younger generation watching Patrice but for sure don't do that

    • @seedz11
      @seedz11 3 года назад

      looks like Times Sqaare 42 street at night

  • @OutsideTheQuad
    @OutsideTheQuad 3 года назад +202

    ESPN reference was perfect

    • @youngxozay
      @youngxozay 3 года назад +4

      I said the same thing😂

    • @nstalthebastard
      @nstalthebastard 3 года назад +1

      Real as fuck +
      #loveandHUNDREDS

  • @chaisaepharn8088
    @chaisaepharn8088 2 года назад +16

    On mom's, one of the funniest sets I've seen. Almost scared to show the wife this one.

  • @iwinzeazy
    @iwinzeazy 2 года назад +2

    I had to pause this when my wife walked in lol, I have mastered the art of the unspoken word 😋🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @ChecktheScreen
    @ChecktheScreen 3 года назад +255

    I almost fell out my chair when you said “No one has talked to a woman and said afterwards, I think she left out some sh!t” One of the funniest lines I’ve ever heard in stand up

  • @mitcheltillman2461
    @mitcheltillman2461 3 года назад +501

    Me: *looks away for a second*
    Her: you’re not even fucking listening
    Me: well yea it’s been 31 seconds

  • @DOLOJAZ
    @DOLOJAZ Год назад +2

    “My dad said i’m a fighter, I’M A FIGHTER 😏” I LITERALLY SCREAMED

  • @hamiltonbrown1989
    @hamiltonbrown1989 7 дней назад +1

    "Wow, that's crazy" ... to... "What'd I say? I'm dying!!!!🤣🤣... Too true fam...

  • @moorechristopher873
    @moorechristopher873 3 года назад +309

    When she yelled " Then what i say?" lmao i died lol.

    • @SaraAhmed-mm7iu
      @SaraAhmed-mm7iu 3 года назад +15

      I yelled it too. Maaaan that’s where y’all fuck up E V E R Y T I M E 😂😂😂

    • @moorechristopher873
      @moorechristopher873 3 года назад +2

      @@SaraAhmed-mm7iu lol

    • @cieralashay1921
      @cieralashay1921 3 года назад +13

      😩 ain’t heard shit

    • @mikeljackson9192
      @mikeljackson9192 3 года назад +17

      @@cieralashay1921 Oh we been hearing you. Just like the WHOLE thing?? Y’all been talking for 30 minutes no breath 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @SynergySega
      @SynergySega 3 года назад +4

      @@mikeljackson9192 😂 this man spittin

  • @jacockistitsworth9392
    @jacockistitsworth9392 3 года назад +287

    "I love your stories, please don't start over." Lmao

    • @Jagsjshsksbsnaksjdlj
      @Jagsjshsksbsnaksjdlj 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/Qhv-c2dd7aw/видео.html patrice o'neal

  • @Akron162
    @Akron162 Год назад +8

    Man, when my girlfriend tries to tell me something that happened at work, she has to first explain who are the participants, how they know each other, how they all relate to one another, the past and present feelings of everyone involved, describe in detail the setting in which the events happened, and so on and so on. The whole who-when-what-why would take around a minute, but it usually takes her at least 20 minutes.

  • @kunstdontfollow8011
    @kunstdontfollow8011 2 года назад +3

    this maybe the most flawless delivery of a comedy set I've ever seen

  • @jackbrown3270
    @jackbrown3270 3 года назад +572

    bruh after 12 years of marriage i finally worked up the courage to tell my girl to GET TO THE POINT lol

    • @MzEbony_Luvz
      @MzEbony_Luvz 3 года назад +73

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 were u on the couch for a while....

    • @aa-ron9485
      @aa-ron9485 3 года назад +32

      Is that why you divorced now?

    • @IsmokeHiphopLive
      @IsmokeHiphopLive 3 года назад +3

      facts

    • @iamteamyou
      @iamteamyou 3 года назад +15

      So that means You were never introduced to the Schooling’s of Patrice Oneal

    • @Demecrys1
      @Demecrys1 3 года назад +42

      What time's the funeral?

  • @loveheals6184
    @loveheals6184 3 года назад +439

    The fact that a bunch of sistas asked, "What did I say?" 😄 It was perfect for his, "You see that sht?" Unique delivery around a common topic. I couldn't even be mad. He told on me. Lol. I'm a new fan. 🙌🏿❤

    • @tigerlily515
      @tigerlily515 3 года назад +31

      Yo fr I said the line at the same time everyone else did; can't believe I really got called out like that

    • @loveheals6184
      @loveheals6184 3 года назад +8

      @@tigerlily515 😂you & me both, sis!

    • @natashadaniels2562
      @natashadaniels2562 3 года назад +4

      I definitely said that line! 😆😅🤣😂

    • @shannonrenis
      @shannonrenis 3 года назад +4

      @@tigerlily515 lmao me to

    • @adamkumpmusic
      @adamkumpmusic 3 года назад +4

      I felt so validated by this lol

  • @1stNumberOne
    @1stNumberOne 2 года назад +7

    Patrice was ahead of his time. He birthed a generation of men who are beginning g to get it.
    GREAT SET!!!

  • @salamshalom
    @salamshalom 2 года назад +8

    My wife doesn't just do back stories, she does tangents. Sooo many tangents. Sometimes she does not ever get back to the original point. 😕
    When she wants me to do something, she does the same thing. After 15 minutes, I tell her it's too much and she balks at me, "It's only two things!"
    I zoooooone out so bad. I think she does it on purpose. It's when she slips in the stuff like we are having dinner at her mom's house.
    Sometimes when the seatbelt notice is going off in the car, I catch myself responding "that's crazy"

  • @s3treadygo527
    @s3treadygo527 3 года назад +252

    If you need to she will repeat it 😂

  • @RileyWuzzHere
    @RileyWuzzHere 3 года назад +75

    The chick at the end was pure validation of this entire bit. 😂✊🏽💯

  • @bobrice5159
    @bobrice5159 2 года назад +7

    really got me at home, by myself, finishing his damn joke out loud, laughing my ass off like im there in the club. “What I say” 😂 dude killed it

  • @EEVOL
    @EEVOL 10 месяцев назад +1

    I have to come back to this every once in a while because it is genius lol.

  • @robbbyyy25
    @robbbyyy25 3 года назад +190

    This man aint a comedian, he a preacher because he had me sayin "halleluyah" the whole time😭😭😭👏👏👏

  • @addisababa9929
    @addisababa9929 3 года назад +86

    "I love your story! Please don't start over" 😂😂😂😂
    I go through this everyday! 😂

    • @L.I.2RVA
      @L.I.2RVA 2 года назад +2

      facts!! LMFAO!

  • @kellacanb
    @kellacanb 2 года назад +1

    Audience was prime. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @TheArtist_Larry
    @TheArtist_Larry Год назад +1

    Boy you know how many times I got hit with the “What I say??” 😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @_AmericanTraveler
    @_AmericanTraveler 3 года назад +188

    "I don't do relationships, I study them" ✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿👌🏿

  • @ATLDRUMACADEMY
    @ATLDRUMACADEMY 3 года назад +543

    Can y’all please SIT DOWN!!! I’m trying to watch the video!!

  • @mistafreeze7241
    @mistafreeze7241 2 года назад +17

    I already was a fan.....Now I wanna see him in person 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.......Keep goin sir....Movies and TV is definitely in your future 👍🏾

  • @teewhite24
    @teewhite24 Год назад +3

    This has me in tears cause it’s so true 😂😂😂😂😂 I’ll try to cut my convo down to 30secs

  • @9thborn
    @9thborn 3 года назад +140

    Im famous for askin my man "what I say"?!?😂😂😂 he always says "I was listening jus finish"!!😂😂 omgosh

  • @cortezjones5869
    @cortezjones5869 3 года назад +160

    When he said, "You're not even f***ing listen", I was literally trying to remember 🤣🤣🤣 I felt that one in my soul...lmao

  • @MrEBRAD777
    @MrEBRAD777 2 года назад +7

    Ryan you slayed this set flawlessly. If this was on a HBO special we would be talking about this like all the other Greats Martin, Eddie, Dave.

  • @sierra.means.businessjames3053
    @sierra.means.businessjames3053 10 месяцев назад +1

    I can't stop watching this clip. Just epic

  • @Fourestgump
    @Fourestgump 3 года назад +602

    “To women, feelings are the same as facts” comedy gold

    • @byronovus
      @byronovus 3 года назад +9

      Comedy Gold, but also Life Truth

    • @Jagsjshsksbsnaksjdlj
      @Jagsjshsksbsnaksjdlj 3 года назад

      He stole this bit. And im not fucking letting up.
      ruclips.net/video/Qhv-c2dd7aw/видео.html

    • @byronovus
      @byronovus 3 года назад +5

      @@Jagsjshsksbsnaksjdlj hmmm...this is just like saying that I am plagarizing when i use the phrase "light travels faster than sound". I say this because, honestly, many psychologists have already pointed out the connection between women's emotions and their reasoning. In otherwords, he was quoting existing, established FACT. So, I will have to disagree with you on this one.

    • @Jagsjshsksbsnaksjdlj
      @Jagsjshsksbsnaksjdlj 3 года назад

      @@byronovus well it wouldn't be comedy if it were obvious. But i was wrong.. this is a totally different joke. no clue why I was dry going hard on homie tbh

    • @isaiahrivera1720
      @isaiahrivera1720 2 года назад +3

      Never read a truer statement in my life! Lmao!

  • @streeta1484
    @streeta1484 3 года назад +222

    "Wow. That's crazy" is my go to
    Can't let the gf see this

    • @smokefacebroncojones
      @smokefacebroncojones 3 года назад +14

      Keep the lie alive!✊🏽

    • @keretaman
      @keretaman 3 года назад +9

      "What? What the hell? No way! Whaaat. What the heck. Why?? Aw man. Wah seriously. Bruhhhhhhhhh. And then?"

    • @IsaiahThaProphet
      @IsaiahThaProphet 3 года назад +1

      PATRICE O'NEAL

    • @Yoshi-zy1bd
      @Yoshi-zy1bd 3 года назад

      @@smokefacebroncojones I know it's always been a lie from jump.

    • @TheBolo2010
      @TheBolo2010 3 года назад

      Wait til she becomes your wife.......

  • @toddmullins7300
    @toddmullins7300 2 года назад +22

    This was hilarious and true as fuck. Had me laughing in the break room so hard everybody staring at me but I gave no fucks. Pro level shit, man. Good job.

    • @dadavic
      @dadavic 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I’m in the break room overnight reading comments after watching this video🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @skittlesforextrayards9785
    @skittlesforextrayards9785 3 года назад +107

    The woman screaming in the end to say it before he could was perfect lmfao

    • @traceylennon1204
      @traceylennon1204 3 года назад +8

      What I say?? 😆😂🤣

    • @skittlesforextrayards9785
      @skittlesforextrayards9785 3 года назад +3

      @@traceylennon1204 that shit on point too 😂😂

    • @Ludianne24
      @Ludianne24 3 года назад +3

      But what díd she say?? I couldn't hear it!

    • @Uncivil_Dreams
      @Uncivil_Dreams 3 года назад +1

      I couldnt hear what she said at all, tried 6 times. What was it that she said?

    • @TiTi-pm4my
      @TiTi-pm4my 3 года назад

      @jayjaylenchase75 Agreed. I had to rewind to actually hear it, but you can guess given the context lol

  • @radycsebastine7711
    @radycsebastine7711 3 года назад +188

    Lol, my wife loses me after 20 seconds. I just kepp winging it for a calm peaceful rest of the day.Ryan will be great

    • @peoplegetslapped1502
      @peoplegetslapped1502 3 года назад +16

      The best part of the day is when they finally know that it's time to shut the fuck up and stop telling us shit we've got to pretend to care about lol

    • @dayshawntraynham8904
      @dayshawntraynham8904 3 года назад

      me too lol

    • @TiTi-pm4my
      @TiTi-pm4my 3 года назад

      @jayjaylenchase75 It's a smart MO lol

    • @MrWicked187
      @MrWicked187 3 года назад

      Wow that's Crazy

  • @anthonyportscheller5226
    @anthonyportscheller5226 Год назад +2

    One of the best sets I’ve heard in a while from the pure simplicity and control of the crowd! You da best fr

  • @ThatDudeTonyB
    @ThatDudeTonyB Год назад +2

    “Their emotions are the same as fact” 🤯💯💯💯😂😂

  • @FactsMatter
    @FactsMatter 3 года назад +512

    "Their emotions are the same as fact" - true statement no longer reserved for women... Lots of crazy people don't understand that feelings are not facts... I'll stop before one of them tries to hurt me.

    • @dawb86
      @dawb86 3 года назад +38

      Well, I just feel... 😂

    • @marlygee
      @marlygee 3 года назад +4

      Tell me about it, let’s jump em!

    • @pinklemonade3462
      @pinklemonade3462 3 года назад +6

      How are feelings not facts? Emotions are the most real thing in life.. you feel what you feel there is no arguing. Everything else is our best guest or going off of what someone else said is true which is flawed.

    • @1murkeybadmayn
      @1murkeybadmayn 3 года назад +60

      @@pinklemonade3462 'I feel that the whole world is against me.' By your logic, that is a fact. Please park the bs.

    • @daniellebrown4299
      @daniellebrown4299 3 года назад +18

      AaaaaaMEN! Cause these dudes Crazy as Hell and more emotional than a woman could ever be!

  • @victoriahunt64
    @victoriahunt64 3 года назад +216

    “What I say?” Is my favorite saying after I complain about my day to my husband and he never seem to remember...lol Now I know why! 😂😂

    • @iyeshamendez8787
      @iyeshamendez8787 3 года назад +1

      Lol yup same with my ex when we use to fight!

    • @brandonbrown2973
      @brandonbrown2973 3 года назад +3

      Not listening to you isn't a character trait of a man

    • @Movie2Documentary
      @Movie2Documentary 3 года назад +1

      @@brandonbrown2973 its a prejudice. Just like all of comedy. And then enlarge/generalize them.

    • @KingJKickz
      @KingJKickz 3 года назад +4

      Stop asking him that stupid ass question, we're not listening because we want to respond we're listening so you can get it out, that's all you need to do Get your frustrations out cuz everything you're saying is not a statement it's not a question it's nothing It's just useless feelings that you want to tell me.
      There's literally nothing I could do for you and your own convoluted feelings to help you, all I could do was listen to you and say okay

    • @SirCanuckelhead
      @SirCanuckelhead Год назад +3

      Key is, drop the very important stuff in the first 30 seconds or the last 30 seconds when you snap us back. You can still go on for 30 min, heck I will listen to my girl talk for 2 hours if she wants. I might not get it, but I am trying so at least you can vent or get off whatever you want.

  • @AEKerr
    @AEKerr 2 года назад +3

    100% pure facts !!!!🤯🤯🤣😂🤣🎉🎊🎉🎊🍾🍾🍾

  • @mamabear5289
    @mamabear5289 Месяц назад +2

    This man is funny as heck!! He’s a great story teller !! 😂🎉❤

  • @lovelyphoenix4363
    @lovelyphoenix4363 3 года назад +76

    The backstory makes it good and juicy and we gotta set the scene so you will understand 😂😂😂😂 Ryan Davis is hilarious

    • @MrWicked187
      @MrWicked187 3 года назад +4

      It's only juicy for you. Most back story is trivial if you could tell the actual story well enough.

    • @pilotperry4525
      @pilotperry4525 3 года назад +3

      Women will save some shit that happened last week to drop it on your ass today. Crazy asf!

    • @SvenDzahov
      @SvenDzahov 3 года назад +2

      See but y’all add irrelevant ass info😂 you’ll tell us that your best friend was cheating on her boyfriend to set up the story than you gotta dig into the psycho-emotional aspect of why she cheated, and then of course y’all just haaaave to explain the boyfriends childhood so we understand why he is such an absent man😂 by the time you get to the story it’s been 15 minutes

    • @pericopinero1035
      @pericopinero1035 3 года назад

      Y’all be getting carried away with setting the scene, now that quick story turns into the titanic.. then y’all got the nerve to ask “what did I say?”
      How do you expect us to recite this movie word for word? Gotta hire a stenographer at that point. 😂

    • @mikeb4839
      @mikeb4839 2 года назад

      Thats LOVELY PHOENIX...just LOVELY

  • @AnjaliYadav-hq9wm
    @AnjaliYadav-hq9wm 3 года назад +62

    Backstory is a must!

    • @mauricetheartist1330
      @mauricetheartist1330 3 года назад +2

      lol. I feel that. Isn't his attention to what you're saying... a must as well? lol
      Gotta choose which you want, or just tell your girlfriends.

    • @papabird4425
      @papabird4425 3 года назад +1

      If a backstory is necessary, it's a bad story.

    • @MrChopstsicks
      @MrChopstsicks 3 года назад +1

      It’s a bad movie if there’s a lot of exposition. Same thing.

    • @loolovesyou
      @loolovesyou 3 года назад +1

      @@MrChopstsicks It’s also a bad movie if there is no emotion or character development or set up to the story so that it makes sense. There is a balance.

    • @CoachChef
      @CoachChef 3 года назад

      NO IT Is NOT.
      PLS just get to the point

  • @MB-er9yb
    @MB-er9yb 2 года назад +13

    This man deserves a Nobel peace prize 😂

  • @dwaynecampbell8981
    @dwaynecampbell8981 Год назад +3

    Ive watched this over 10 times and I still tear up watching this. LMAO!!. 100% Accurate

  • @GaMTblock
    @GaMTblock 3 года назад +55

    Lmao “please don’t start over” I’m crying 😭

  • @cmoss95
    @cmoss95 3 года назад +81

    I feel personally attacked. **snatches pearls**
    Good lawd this is accurate af

  • @c30ful
    @c30ful 2 года назад +2

    The accuracy of this is scary😂😂😂😂

  • @BrandoDennis
    @BrandoDennis 2 года назад +4

    This is probably the most accurate comedy set ive ever heard! Straight preaching!