@@the_rover1 funny you mention them. Back in college I used them for gambling with dogecoin back when it was worthless. They would actually pay out if the value was low enough and you got to them early enough before the pyramid crashed. I doubled my 10 cent wager many times. Lol
@@zombifiedpariah7392 welllllll… Bill’s in his mid-60’s, so let’s say he’s got 40 more years with average life expectancy going up and plenty of money ($112bn) to stay healthy. let’s simplify $499 every two to three days to $1,000 every five days - in a year, that’s $73,000. so in 40 years, we’re looking at $2,920,000 total, or 0.003% of his current net worth. even if he stopped making money entirely, that’s a drop in the bucket. eat the rich.
The sad part is, that's very real concept...some companies will charge you a specific fee for a contract cancellation and if you purchase a car on finance and you pay it off earlier than the contract, some banks will charge you a "early settlement" fee. That's not exactly the same as the "10 year cancellation fee" but it comes pretty close.
This one is easily, EASILY, in my top five. Just the ludicrous nature of it. The scammer telling you that you'd have to pay an annual cancelation charge ALONE makes this call gold.
I wonder if they even realize what they're saying when stuff like this comes up. I can't tell if they think any person would somehow be THAT gullible, or if they genuinely don't understand what the script means and are just taking bits and pieces and trying to make stuff up.
@@BunnLilah Especially because even if there is some kind of monthly auto-payment in place, you can just cut-it at the bank level, once for all. I don't know how it works in US regarding to legal matters, I'm french, but in my country if you deal this way, basically the company have nothing to say, it's its own business to cancel its service (or scam for the current instance). But yeah, this is different in france, NOTHING works in france nowadays, as long as you don't directly fuck with the state, you take almost no legal risks. We already don't do it for our ISPs, we just give 'em the finger, so...
That stream was SO much fun! When you took my suggestion of saying "oh no I just gave you my husband's account on accident now we'll have to start all over again!" made my entire week! 😅😅😅
@X Dr Like, I don't want to be rude but it's their fault- The government is in on these scams they get their cut and these scammers have collectively made the entire Indian subcontinent look like a bunch thieves.
@@KL005 this "because indian" should be viral so that no stupid people keep fall for the scam.. like "everytime you hear English in Indian accent directly say _Maa Ki Choot_ then end the call.." some people really is so good and innocent to easily trust others.. very sad for those who got scammed...
@@Saxoncloset even then it's very hit and miss and most old people have a hard time keeping up and just hang up when the scammer starts to express some sort of level of frustration
I love the whole "lifetime cancelation" thing 😂 imagine if cancelling things was on a subscription basis. If you dont want to pay for spotify, world of warcraft and porn hub premium, you have to remind them of your cancellation every year or else theyll re-subscribe you 😂
There is an extra $299.99 charge to cancel the cancellation. You can send me gift cards to cover this cost. In one month I will call you again to confirm your cancellation of the cancellation. If you renew the cancellation of the cancellation, there is a cancellation cancellation renewal charge of $199.99 per month, but if you decline it there will be a cancellation cancellation non-renewal charge of $499.99. I don't know why people can't understand this, I've stated it in plain English.
The first guy is easily in the Top 5 dumbest scammers I've seen you call. Dude contradicted everything numerous times and basically straight up admits he's scamming without actually saying he is
It’s kind of smart in a fucked up way because that’s how you weed out anyone that’s not gullible, easily cowed and/or enough of a people-pleaser to give the scammer the feeling of being in control. They don’t expect to profit off every call, it’s just a matter of the ratio of time spent to the amount of money gained at the end of a day or week. That means if a real person is still putting up a good fight and not going along after 10, 20, 30 minutes or so, the scammer can hang up and move along. However Kitboga knows how to string them along by showing just enough fake deference and compliance to let them think they are still in control which is how we get such wonderful content because after enough time on the line, the scammer now feels they NEED to get money from the call because of the amount of time spent. To get money they need to be in control, which Kitboga allows them to think they are, but if they were in control they’d have gotten money, which they haven’t, and I think it’s that contradiction that slowly drives them insane over 2 or 4 or 10 hours.
The funny thing about that...I looked it up and apparently international banks are allowed to have up to 34 digits so it could legitimately be a real bank number lol.
@@louistournas120 a popular cultural reference, generally an image with a caption, in most cases used for comical purposes Example i mentioned, bernie sanders during an election campaign (either 2016 or 2020, idr), opened an ad with "i am here once again to ask for your financial support", which became viral on the internet
@@louistournas120 how do I explain this... It's not so much that the image itself is funny, it's that, after seeing this speech, every time you ask one of your friends for something you're going to think of that moment with Bernie Sanders voice So what's funny is the context behind , not the image not the image itself Example, if at the party you ask your friend to bring more beer from the store, you would go "i am here once again to ask for your -financial support- beer"
"You're telling me you've been charging me 500 dollars every 2 days for the past 5 years!?" "Yeah definitely. ..." "So what you're saying is over the past 5 years you've charged me 456 thousand dollars" Bruh this Firewall Department be raking in some massive bucks, it's funny when the scammer has no clue of how ridiculous they sound when they agree to this.
I think that if you get the one time cancellation fee the firewall will eventually regenerate but if you get the lifetime cancellation fee then you'll never be able to get a firewall on the computer ever again. Lol.
@@OriginalRaveParty I would think that someone would notice that amount of money being taken out of their account for a subscription but one never knows and I'm sure they count on that, someone NOT noticing.
"You've completely wasted my time" the scammer says after the potential victim doesn't fall for his scam. How he rationalizes it.. like people should take pity.
Better, it's a "1 year cancellation FEE". So they'll apparently charge you this year to cancel, then restart the service and charge you again next year anyways.
@Jess Stone There is, for stuff like phone contracts, but definitely no such thing as a cancellation fee that automatically uncancels itself after some time.
Well at Müv fitness they wouldnt let me cancel and only let me freeze my account for 3 months and then it automatically came back. There wasnt a fee for freezing the account though.
To these guys, admitting defeat is as bad as it was to believers in Shinto. If you don’t have your honor, you might as well die. ...of course, that pride is TERRIBLY misplaced.
@@mr.personalspace7831 So very true. Never get a manager or boss in real life with this accent. You know your employer got a real cheap Manager in cost on their payroll and then this manager with this accent will cheat you hours and pay and then hold back your pay, hold back your commission pay. Etc etc etc run around cheap stealing thieves Omg worst
Desperation. It also means that legit people from India and Pakistan who are looking for work (surely there are some) face something of an uphill battle.
indeed- there's a difference between talking down someone who might be wary or questioned it, vs what this scammer did and kept going after being shut down a dozen, increasingly blunt ways of showing the awareness of the scam. (Didn't help that the scam got worse every time it was pitched haha)
Have you ever tried asking for gift cards when they want to give you a refund? That way when they ask for the gift cards after the scam they can look goofy??? FOR THE GIFT CARD SCAMS
Ikr! I'd be like, "oh, I have a refund? That's nice! Could you just send a Google gift card in lieu of the refund, please? Yeah...that'd be great. Thanks!"
Create a fake bank and put $12 mill in a stock account, and $2 mil in the checking account. Then also disable the ability to transfer money from each account without completing a captcha, then make the captcha wrong each time they submit it (like those endless captchas that make you choose a pic and then says 'try again'). Maybe after 20 attempts let them in, then make the account transaction page auto refresh every 1 minute. Let them figure that out
Kitboga: There was a lot of money in there so they had to give me a bigger account Scammer: OH-Nh-That is a very -uh-De I see you've made them literally speechless, Kitboga. Great job!
When they gripe about "other customers"...you should say "the most important customer, is the one you're dealing with at that moment. "...that's what my old boss would say.
First part with the cancellation fee: Wow. Just wow. Second part with the check: Hilarious that the account number keeps growing, and that the length of the account number is related to the balance of the account. Also love the play with the numbers. “Two, seven” becomes “two sevens.”
His next victim: "Hello?" "Hello Sir, this is Charles from Microsoft Tech Support. We got an emergency call from our system network. If you dont pay 600 USD instantly your PC is going to explode and you will die." "I have a MAC..."
His very next victim : Scammer : Good evening madam, this is Samir from Microsoft Tech Support. We got a tip that your Windows PC was being controlled by KGB, and is currently used as a missile launching center. If you didn't pay $1000 you, your family, and the entire world will explode Me : I have Gentoo Linux
Ok kitboga I have to tell you this. So I had a family emergency this week for my grandmother. And while I was there I discovered that she was scammed or at least someone attempted. Made me sad but anyways. So yesterday I answered this number I have ignored for years. He asked for a random girl that I assume he thought was the number. But anyway all I said was Kitboga. He said what was that I said Kitboga. He then said I will remove your number from the list. I was shaking so bad it was the best feeling in the world, and I just wanted to thank you for that.
Why is everyone is such disbelief that this may be real? Am i missing something? Seemed like he answered a telemarketer and just kept repeating a phrase the salesman probably didnt even recognize, and then he prolly said ok this guy is crazy I'm just gonna move on.
That first guy...it truly was unbelievable how he kept trying to get you to pay for something. There was literally no logic in what he was saying. He spent nearly an hour on it, too! 😄 And what a BOOM when you beat the last guy at his own game! (Now that I'm done watching it, I can say it's a new favorite. About to listen for a second time!)
Now I know why their is not much money in my bank account, for the last 20 years Microsoft have been auto renewing my internet firewall ip protection subscription at a cost of £383.29 a year or month or even weekly, depending on when Bill Gates yacht payment is due. I wish they would have mentioned that at the shop when I purchased my computer. I may get in touch with the World Wide Web Wide Tech Support Technicians to see if I can get a better deal or should I just cancel.
Am I the only one who answers the IRS scam callers with "this is the Fraud Department thank you allowing me to pinpoint your location" and hang up. It just drives me nuts that they are bouncing off of other civilian phone numbers.
Michele Miszkura Yes, I mess with them by screaming at my 12 imaginary kids, who have 4 different fathers, who refuse to help with child support and help raising them. By the time I get done yelling at each one of my imaginary kids, they usually hang up on me.
I answer anyone who calls my home phone and I love messing with the medicaid scam people. They always call at the worst time but I always take a few mins to read my really long list of prescriptions in a different language and ask if they are going to cover each and everything.
Yikes, dude doesn´t even try to make it make sense. And "lifetime cancelation"!?🤭 So fun to hear u point out logic to these awful beings. And always enjoy listening to u waste their time in creative ways✌
This scammers lust for scamming is soo strong that they won't get that they are being pranked and ridiculed. I mean this is so absurd but hey, they get what they deserve.
I would imagine that after making thousands of these phone calls you become even more jaded and begin to just go through the motions without paying much attention.
There was a video where a prank "survey" system was setup, and the scammer was walked through using it and sounded so curious/enticed by the idea. They didn't even notice that the questions and answers were absurd.
I can't remember the details, but apparently there was an app that was doing that. It was only something like $2.99 a year or something (after you cancel/close your account with them), but the idea of it is completely ludicrous. If they tried it with me, I would have the bank block them and report their company to the relevant ombudsman.
Good day Kitboga. It is a good day indeed. I just wanted to say, I've been living alone for over 10 years, the silence in the house often gets too loud, I was unable to sleep sometimes. Since I discovered this channel, I have it on all the time. It feels like I'm not alone in the house, I get to laugh, and I even go to bed happy because I laugh at these videos. My productivity at work and my quality of life increased because of you Kitboga. Thanks.
You will have cancellation charges for many things such as insurance policies etc. It's ridiculous but here in the UK, if you sell a vehicle you are supposed to cancel the insurance so that the next owner can insure it. If you cancel it after only a few weeks they will deduct some as a cancellation fee and send you the rest but if you cancel near the end of the year you can end up owing them money !
Ya, like Ian said there are some things that have cancellation fees. But in real life the companies that do have a fee to cancel it's reasonable because most countries have laws against charging unreasonable fees including unreasonable cancelation fees, and if there were no laws in place word would get around about the company charging unreasonable fees and people will eventually not do business with the company.
@@danielchurch8791 Yeah what happens if you go for the one year cancellation, when the year is up, will they start charging you again at $500 every 2 days ? I'd love to see how they deal with all the backlash from that deal !
The first one is very simple. They'll continue charging you every few days for a service unless you cancel it every year. Or you can cancel it forever for a higher price. If you don't want to cancel, you just have to pay a yearly authorization fee so that they can keep charging you every few days. Whatever choice you make, you have to pay them right then and now. And you can't use the payment method they have on file. Only bank wires or gift cards.
As the account number kept creeping longer and longer, I was half expecting the scammer to give an address just to see what kind of check could fit that many numbers.
It's no wonder these people will whine the moment someone gets 'oversmart' with them. The moment you bring their broken rationale into question, you realize they are complete blithering idiots who struggle with basic reasoning and thought processing. I mean, you can already infer from their foul language, demeanor and their lack of critical thinking that they aren't very smart, but this really gets the message across.
@@robinfriess1661 They target old people and computer illiterate individuals, usually both. If they can get 1 out every few hundred for a few hundred or thousand dollars, its worth it. I mean it shows how desperate they are when they stopped using their dumb refund scam and instead are using this stupid barely comprehensible cancelation fee alternative
no, ma'am. there is a yearly renewal $199 and a yealy cancellation $199. so they are the same. and there is a lifetime cancellation $299. if you do not cancel or renew, they charge you $500 every 2 days. this is the price for firewell.
It makes perfect sense for a scammer. No matter what you choose, you have to give me money and hence, you have to surrender your card info. Why can't I use what's on file already? I don't have access, so you have to give it to me again.
I don’t think that he cares what he sounds like, he only cares to manipulate the person on the other end to believe whatever he’s saying. But he’s forgetting that people actually have minds that work, let alone that they work independently of his.
I love the office eater egg!! "I sleep with a foreman grill next to my bed because i like to wake up to smell of cracking bacon..im sooorryy" -Michael J Scott 😂😂😂
Love the accents you use and how you can stay in character or the multiple characters you use while getting angry with the scammers, that’s sheer focus and determination to get the scammers back, love your clips
"Sometimes you're telling me this... sometimes you're telling me that... sometimes you're telling me this... sometimes you're telling me that..." This needs to be in the intro / outro music
"you'll be charged $499 every 2, 3 days." This is the world's most aggressive auto-charge ever! Lol!! This scammer struggled hard with his one.
on the other hand, those bitcoin scammers scum promise 1000% return on invest within the next two or three days. gotta use the chances! 🤭🤓
@@the_rover1 funny you mention them. Back in college I used them for gambling with dogecoin back when it was worthless. They would actually pay out if the value was low enough and you got to them early enough before the pyramid crashed. I doubled my 10 cent wager many times. Lol
😂🤣
Bill Gates HIMSELF couldn't afford that. Lmfao
@@zombifiedpariah7392 welllllll…
Bill’s in his mid-60’s, so let’s say he’s got 40 more years with average life expectancy going up and plenty of money ($112bn) to stay healthy.
let’s simplify $499 every two to three days to $1,000 every five days - in a year, that’s $73,000. so in 40 years, we’re looking at $2,920,000 total, or 0.003% of his current net worth. even if he stopped making money entirely, that’s a drop in the bucket.
eat the rich.
Just when you think you’ve heard every scam in the book..
“Would you like to purchase our 1 or 10 year CANCELLATION fee?” 🤣
If you pay for two 10 year cancellations; we'll throw in a 5 year cancellation for the low, low price of a 1 year cancellation.
I get my computer security cancelled at least twice a year, just to be safe.
@@stevenarvizu3602 phew! Good thing too otherwise you might've gotten 90 viruses on your computer!
The sad part is, that's very real concept...some companies will charge you a specific fee for a contract cancellation and if you purchase a car on finance and you pay it off earlier than the contract, some banks will charge you a "early settlement" fee.
That's not exactly the same as the "10 year cancellation fee" but it comes pretty close.
Each and every scam hahahahahah
This one is easily, EASILY, in my top five. Just the ludicrous nature of it. The scammer telling you that you'd have to pay an annual cancelation charge ALONE makes this call gold.
Well he did offer a lifetime cancellation charge 🤦🤣
I agree, yet it only has about 600k views.
I wonder if they even realize what they're saying when stuff like this comes up. I can't tell if they think any person would somehow be THAT gullible, or if they genuinely don't understand what the script means and are just taking bits and pieces and trying to make stuff up.
@@BunnLilah Especially because even if there is some kind of monthly auto-payment in place, you can just cut-it at the bank level, once for all. I don't know how it works in US regarding to legal matters, I'm french, but in my country if you deal this way, basically the company have nothing to say, it's its own business to cancel its service (or scam for the current instance). But yeah, this is different in france, NOTHING works in france nowadays, as long as you don't directly fuck with the state, you take almost no legal risks. We already don't do it for our ISPs, we just give 'em the finger, so...
Sammeee
Anyone else have a long account number like me? :)
Hahaha not there yet
They add a number for every year your account is open 😉
That stream was SO much fun! When you took my suggestion of saying "oh no I just gave you my husband's account on accident now we'll have to start all over again!" made my entire week! 😅😅😅
Ok
Nein
I love how he said "you have completely wasted my time" at the end. Little does he know, that was exactly the goal all along 😂😂😂
@Teena Wagnard opportunity cost is expensive to everyone.
@X Dr right omg
@X Dr Like, I don't want to be rude but it's their fault- The government is in on these scams they get their cut and these scammers have collectively made the entire Indian subcontinent look like a bunch thieves.
Imagine being paid to screw around with criminals. What a life.
imagine being paid to give people diabetes
@@kjlandon9140 Coca Cola
@@yosoydpfknr2855 the joke was this guys name is mountain dew
isn't it tho?
@@kjlandon9140 you excited for Mtn Dew's new flavor gushing granny's ??
"I have a large account, so they gave me a bigger number"
Scammer: Seems legit...
Because indian
Priceless
@@KL005 How many times are you going to spam that racist comment lol
No creativity whatsoever
@@CrystalRose1111 I mean it’s not racist. All of these people are Indian
@@toptiertech7291 regarding all 1.38billion people as scammers yeah not racist at all, not all scammers are indian btw lol
The ever extending account number, a simple but quite funny move.
The best part is when he paused just long enough they think he's done then when they go to ask if that's all he continues.
First time I’ve started feeling bad for the scammers. 😆
Two threes, not two three 🤣
classic
No no no, let me make you understand. First, click on run.
The fact you still felt bad about being mean to him just shows you're such a good soul. Keep it up Kit
Agreed lol he gets super into the characters I feel like he says stuff before he knows what he's saying, damn good at acting
Don't feel bad please. You are doing noble job
He is not... It's all part of his facade
"We cancelled the auto-renewal". When you are so desperate to steal money that you forget what lies you are telling
Jason Smith These scammers are asshats and stupid!
because indian
@@KL005 this "because indian" should be viral so that no stupid people keep fall for the scam.. like "everytime you hear English in Indian accent directly say _Maa Ki Choot_ then end the call.." some people really is so good and innocent to easily trust others.. very sad for those who got scammed...
@@KL005 j
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@KL005 @@JustSomeChatter Um, is racism suddenly okay now?
I hate it when the firewell has got expired.
let me make u understan
If you don’t renew ma’am, you will be behind the bars!
I hate to be behind the bars.
Expired is such a nasty disease, I hate when people get it too. 🤣
@@imnotchikao6317 That never fails to make me laugh. They're trying to sound tough and mean and it really cracks me up "each and every time" (🤣)
"One year cancellation is $199, and life cancellation is $299". 🤣😂🤣.. These flucking guys are just ridiculous.
His excuses makes no sense, 1 year cancelation or lifetime cancelation.
For real nothing about this scam made any sense whatsoever
@@Saxoncloset even then it's very hit and miss and most old people have a hard time keeping up and just hang up when the scammer starts to express some sort of level of frustration
I love the whole "lifetime cancelation" thing 😂 imagine if cancelling things was on a subscription basis. If you dont want to pay for spotify, world of warcraft and porn hub premium, you have to remind them of your cancellation every year or else theyll re-subscribe you 😂
feel free to cancel my life. That way i dont have to do it myself.
Cancel culture is full of hypocrisy, confusion, and lack of logic. :) LOL
I'd like to renew the cancellation of my cancellation renewal.
lol okay mama ill charge you
What is your photo lmao😂😂
There is an extra $299.99 charge to cancel the cancellation. You can send me gift cards to cover this cost. In one month I will call you again to confirm your cancellation of the cancellation. If you renew the cancellation of the cancellation, there is a cancellation cancellation renewal charge of $199.99 per month, but if you decline it there will be a cancellation cancellation non-renewal charge of $499.99. I don't know why people can't understand this, I've stated it in plain English.
@@JimmyVermeer this is golden. 😂
@@JimmyVermeer I have some gift cards and scissors here.
The first guy is easily in the Top 5 dumbest scammers I've seen you call. Dude contradicted everything numerous times and basically straight up admits he's scamming without actually saying he is
That first dude talked himself into a corner real quick
indian
@@KL005 again, no, scammer
@@Prawnsly take your SJW thing elsewhere. they are indians whether you like it or not.
@@KL005 yes but it doesn't mean all indians act exactly the same - don't judge an entire culture by some scammers
@Garga 🤣🤣🤣 agreed~
I love how they always say "Ma'aaam" in such a tone as if you're being completely unreasonable by asking very basic and logical questions.
Do not ask, only do!
That’s all they have. If they allow the mark time to think, they know they’ll spot the massive gaps in the story.
They're the ones not listening to anything you say because they're reading off a script.
Yep, one of them in another video, called "steve", says: "Ma'am are you a prostitute?"
It’s kind of smart in a fucked up way because that’s how you weed out anyone that’s not gullible, easily cowed and/or enough of a people-pleaser to give the scammer the feeling of being in control.
They don’t expect to profit off every call, it’s just a matter of the ratio of time spent to the amount of money gained at the end of a day or week. That means if a real person is still putting up a good fight and not going along after 10, 20, 30 minutes or so, the scammer can hang up and move along.
However Kitboga knows how to string them along by showing just enough fake deference and compliance to let them think they are still in control which is how we get such wonderful content because after enough time on the line, the scammer now feels they NEED to get money from the call because of the amount of time spent.
To get money they need to be in control, which Kitboga allows them to think they are, but if they were in control they’d have gotten money, which they haven’t, and I think it’s that contradiction that slowly drives them insane over 2 or 4 or 10 hours.
"1 year cancelation charge: $199
Lifetime year cancellation charge: $299
How long do you want to cancel it?"
Id like to cancel for 3 years
Do i get a bundle to save some money?
😂😂
I would twist it and think they said 1.99 or 2.99, then harp on why it’s suddenly x100 (ie. ramble about inflation rates)
How do you know?
When you started adding extra numbers and having them read it back had me crying over here 😂
Yeah I was at work and could not maintain my composure 😂
Just gotta throw in the occasional uppercase number. "Capital One... No not the bank, the number..."
It was hysterical when he kept adding numbers.
An even better idea:
"No, not two-zero, there's TWO ZEROS, like zero zero. TWO ZERO, that's how we say it in the USA."
The funny thing about that...I looked it up and apparently international banks are allowed to have up to 34 digits so it could legitimately be a real bank number lol.
Kit: You’ve been charging me $500 every two days?
Scammer: ....................yes. 👁👄👁
indians
@@KL005 no, scammers
That’s the best part
@@KL005 u racist
@@Prawnsly who poops in the street scammers or squatting pajeets?
The amount of memes and references he slips right in there is astounding
"I am once again asking for your support" 🤣
What's a meme?
@@louistournas120 a popular cultural reference, generally an image with a caption, in most cases used for comical purposes
Example i mentioned, bernie sanders during an election campaign (either 2016 or 2020, idr), opened an ad with "i am here once again to ask for your financial support", which became viral on the internet
@@simplyskrypt3914 Why is that image of Bernie Sanders funny?
@@louistournas120 how do I explain this...
It's not so much that the image itself is funny, it's that, after seeing this speech, every time you ask one of your friends for something you're going to think of that moment with Bernie Sanders voice
So what's funny is the context behind , not the image not the image itself
Example, if at the party you ask your friend to bring more beer from the store, you would go "i am here once again to ask for your -financial support- beer"
@@simplyskrypt3914 I see. That is funny. It's also odd that someone thought about making a picture of him with that text.
“It happened after y2k when all the numbers rolled over” 😂
"I AM ASKING YOU ONCE AGAIN TO CANSO MY FIREAHWEAH" 😂😂😂😂
Fiyawhile
Fiyawhale😂
"You're telling me you've been charging me 500 dollars every 2 days for the past 5 years!?"
"Yeah definitely. ..."
"So what you're saying is over the past 5 years you've charged me 456 thousand dollars"
Bruh this Firewall Department be raking in some massive bucks, it's funny when the scammer has no clue of how ridiculous they sound when they agree to this.
I’m dyiiiinnng😂
😂🤣😂🤣 right! Take them off script and they agree to anything!
Follow that script and don't question a single thing on it.
*yEss tHAt iS hOw tHiS wORkS, mA'AM* 😠
Bruh?🙄
"one time cancellation charge is $199, and a life time cancellation charge is $299" ooookaaaaay. 🤦🏾♂️
I think that if you get the one time cancellation fee the firewall will eventually regenerate but if you get the lifetime cancellation fee then you'll never be able to get a firewall on the computer ever again. Lol.
@@Lanier2369 badum tsss
He later says he charged a casual $456,000 to Bernice over five years.
@@OriginalRaveParty I would think that someone would notice that amount of money being taken out of their account for a subscription but one never knows and I'm sure they count on that, someone NOT noticing.
Yes...
*pause*
Right...?!
*pause*
See?!??
"You've completely wasted my time" the scammer says after the potential victim doesn't fall for his scam. How he rationalizes it.. like people should take pity.
"1 Year Cancellation"
So you'll start charging me again a year from now? I know it's a scam but that's the biggest scam idea I've ever heard of.
Better, it's a "1 year cancellation FEE". So they'll apparently charge you this year to cancel, then restart the service and charge you again next year anyways.
@Jess Stone There is, for stuff like phone contracts, but definitely no such thing as a cancellation fee that automatically uncancels itself after some time.
Of all scams out there, this is certainly the most of them.
Well at Müv fitness they wouldnt let me cancel and only let me freeze my account for 3 months and then it automatically came back. There wasnt a fee for freezing the account though.
Wait til you hear about what they use your taxes for.
the edits can't do it justice: in real time this was one of the funniest things I have ever heard
Give the link to the Twitch highlight
@@DaMu24 check the description
I can imagine, this guy was a special kind of stupid and I doubt he's ever had anyone really question his scam or call any of his bluffs before.
"So, you will charge me 500$ every 2 days, after I'm dead??". "Yes, that is the rule" . he he heeee he he he
Its unbelievable how hard he tries. Even after he clearly lost the caller.
To these guys, admitting defeat is as bad as it was to believers in Shinto. If you don’t have your honor, you might as well die.
...of course, that pride is TERRIBLY misplaced.
@@mr.personalspace7831 So very true. Never get a manager or boss in real life with this accent. You know your employer got a real cheap Manager in cost on their payroll and then this manager with this accent will cheat you hours and pay and then hold back your pay, hold back your commission pay. Etc etc etc run around cheap stealing thieves Omg worst
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Desperation. It also means that legit people from India and Pakistan who are looking for work (surely there are some) face something of an uphill battle.
indeed- there's a difference between talking down someone who might be wary or questioned it, vs what this scammer did and kept going after being shut down a dozen, increasingly blunt ways of showing the awareness of the scam.
(Didn't help that the scam got worse every time it was pitched haha)
When Kit literally gets this scammer guy during his 1st day on the Job lol..
well~ he and she really deserved it..
Before he's memorized the script correctly
I just listened to a scammer having his brain scrambled with logic and I loved every minute. I wonder if he has recovered yet 🤣
“I am once again asking you for your support” 😂
@@AxxLAfriku WTF
@@AxxLAfriku very weird and also counterproductive way to advertise your YT, not poggers
I came here to comment this, and saw it was the first comment and it made me so happy 🤣
@@AxxLAfriku 😬
Bernice Anders!!
LOL. This Scammer couldn't scam his way out of a paper bag! This stream was hilarious 😂
indian
Good!! The less people he scams, the better!
No not even if the bag was wet.🤣
@@KL005 No shit
The Foreman grill with bacon in the bedroom scene really did it for me 😂 I love the random Michael Scott easter eggs
Soon that eyebrow is gonna shoot through the roof
And I'm totally fine with that
What did you say? 🤨 Lol just kidding 😂
Have you ever tried asking for gift cards when they want to give you a refund? That way when they ask for the gift cards after the scam they can look goofy???
FOR THE GIFT CARD SCAMS
No
Yes he had asked them to pay him by gift cards in one of his videos..
they replied : that's not how we do it " 😅
@@hinaai55229 help, which one? Thats hilarious; i want to see it.
He has. They usually hang up after that so that's why he doesn't.
Ikr! I'd be like, "oh, I have a refund? That's nice! Could you just send a Google gift card in lieu of the refund, please? Yeah...that'd be great. Thanks!"
"42 Wallaby Way, Sydney, North Dakota"
That killed me. I am now dead. 🤣🤣
“42 Wallaby way, Sydney” North Dakota 😂
I caught that too, awesome NEMO reference! Lol
(Minus North Dakota) that definitely threw me off
Just keep swimming
"If I died tomorrow, every two days Microsoft is going to charge me $500."
"This is the rules!"
Haha!!!
Rules are rules.
Lmao.
You know the rules and *SO DO I*
Create a fake bank and put $12 mill in a stock account, and $2 mil in the checking account. Then also disable the ability to transfer money from each account without completing a captcha, then make the captcha wrong each time they submit it (like those endless captchas that make you choose a pic and then says 'try again'). Maybe after 20 attempts let them in, then make the account transaction page auto refresh every 1 minute.
Let them figure that out
I love how he just can’t go off the script because he doesn’t actually know what to say!
because indian
Kitboga: There was a lot of money in there so they had to give me a bigger account
Scammer: OH-Nh-That is a very -uh-De
I see you've made them literally speechless, Kitboga. Great job!
It's not that hard. Just quote from a recent politicians speech.
I AM TELLING YOU FOR THE BEHG-GENNING
This has to be one of my all time favorites aside from the cutting google play cards. The “ ARE YOU STUUPPIIID” Will forever make me laugh. Thanks Kit
DO NOT CUT THE COD
When they gripe about "other customers"...you should say "the most important customer, is the one you're dealing with at that moment. "...that's what my old boss would say.
It honestly pisses me off so much when they refer to their scam victims as customers. God damn
Untill getting your money.. then you got to be a history customer. Lol
First part with the cancellation fee: Wow. Just wow.
Second part with the check: Hilarious that the account number keeps growing, and that the length of the account number is related to the balance of the account. Also love the play with the numbers. “Two, seven” becomes “two sevens.”
His next victim:
"Hello?"
"Hello Sir, this is Charles from Microsoft Tech Support. We got an emergency call from our system network. If you dont pay 600 USD instantly your PC is going to explode and you will die."
"I have a MAC..."
"ok I will redirect you to our apple department. just waita moment!"
His very next victim :
Scammer : Good evening madam, this is Samir from Microsoft Tech Support. We got a tip that your Windows PC was being controlled by KGB, and is currently used as a missile launching center. If you didn't pay $1000 you, your family, and the entire world will explode
Me : I have Gentoo Linux
One time one of these tech support scammers called me and I responded " Wait, I have computer? What computer are you talking about?" GONE
His name might actually be Samir but he will say his name is George.
@@JimmyVermeer yup!
Ok kitboga I have to tell you this. So I had a family emergency this week for my grandmother. And while I was there I discovered that she was scammed or at least someone attempted. Made me sad but anyways. So yesterday I answered this number I have ignored for years. He asked for a random girl that I assume he thought was the number. But anyway all I said was Kitboga. He said what was that I said Kitboga. He then said I will remove your number from the list. I was shaking so bad it was the best feeling in the world, and I just wanted to thank you for that.
His name has become a name to be feared by all scammers
Everybody clapped huh
Give his number to Kitboga, he‘ll steal their time
I can't believe that happened IRL and you definitely didn't make that up for some reason. You're a legend, plain and simple.
Why is everyone is such disbelief that this may be real? Am i missing something? Seemed like he answered a telemarketer and just kept repeating a phrase the salesman probably didnt even recognize, and then he prolly said ok this guy is crazy I'm just gonna move on.
Someone tried to scam my grandmother from spoofing a USAA number the other day smh. Good thing I started watching these videos lol.
That first guy...it truly was unbelievable how he kept trying to get you to pay for something. There was literally no logic in what he was saying. He spent nearly an hour on it, too! 😄 And what a BOOM when you beat the last guy at his own game! (Now that I'm done watching it, I can say it's a new favorite. About to listen for a second time!)
Now I know why their is not much money in my bank account, for the last 20 years Microsoft have been auto renewing my internet firewall ip protection subscription at a cost of £383.29 a year or month or even weekly, depending on when Bill Gates yacht payment is due. I wish they would have mentioned that at the shop when I purchased my computer. I may get in touch with the World Wide Web Wide Tech Support Technicians to see if I can get a better deal or should I just cancel.
I will cancel for you, just $299/month cancellation service fee 😉
Don’t they sound SO kind patient and thoughtful while they screw you over.
I love when kit uses the NY accent, it makes the calls10x funnier 😂
"I think you missed some numbers in the middle" LMAO.
Am I the only one who answers the IRS scam callers with "this is the Fraud Department thank you allowing me to pinpoint your location" and hang up. It just drives me nuts that they are bouncing off of other civilian phone numbers.
Michele Miszkura Yes, I mess with them by screaming at my 12 imaginary kids, who have 4 different fathers, who refuse to help with child support and help raising them. By the time I get done yelling at each one of my imaginary kids, they usually hang up on me.
@@toniremer1594 😂
I answer anyone who calls my home phone and I love messing with the medicaid scam people. They always call at the worst time but I always take a few mins to read my really long list of prescriptions in a different language and ask if they are going to cover each and everything.
Gosh, I love this youtuber. Always gives me a smile when I am down.
Who would've thought that kitboga could waste so much time by just repeating a long number
The 1st scammer just keeps tripping on his own scam script.
This whole scam was stupid, the Y2K numbers rolled over🤣🤣
indians
Yikes, dude doesn´t even try to make it make sense. And "lifetime cancelation"!?🤭 So fun to hear u point out logic to these awful beings. And always enjoy listening to u waste their time in creative ways✌
This scammers lust for scamming is soo strong that they won't get that they are being pranked and ridiculed. I mean this is so absurd but hey, they get what they deserve.
I would imagine that after making thousands of these phone calls you become even more jaded and begin to just go through the motions without paying much attention.
@@chrisdraughn5941 they are npcs, the dont have a capacity to figure that out.
There was a video where a prank "survey" system was setup, and the scammer was walked through using it and sounded so curious/enticed by the idea. They didn't even notice that the questions and answers were absurd.
because indians
"How long do you want to cancel it for?" Well that is a first...
subscription based cancel service. They charge you to not use their service.
@@joshpatra lmao that would suck if that was real
because indians
I can't remember the details, but apparently there was an app that was doing that. It was only something like $2.99 a year or something (after you cancel/close your account with them), but the idea of it is completely ludicrous. If they tried it with me, I would have the bank block them and report their company to the relevant ombudsman.
What a concept, it's beautiful, it's beautifully evil.
every time a background change happens i always look for the cat
Your user name and pic are hilarious
@@JenA2145 why thank you
Good day Kitboga. It is a good day indeed. I just wanted to say, I've been living alone for over 10 years, the silence in the house often gets too loud, I was unable to sleep sometimes. Since I discovered this channel, I have it on all the time. It feels like I'm not alone in the house, I get to laugh, and I even go to bed happy because I laugh at these videos. My productivity at work and my quality of life increased because of you Kitboga. Thanks.
One of the most absurd scams ever...cancellation charges?!
I was thinking the same thing that is the most absurd scamming line I've ever heard
You will have cancellation charges for many things such as insurance policies etc. It's ridiculous but here in the UK, if you sell a vehicle you are supposed to cancel the insurance so that the next owner can insure it. If you cancel it after only a few weeks they will deduct some as a cancellation fee and send you the rest but if you cancel near the end of the year you can end up owing them money !
@@ian-c.01 yeah I've heard of cancellation charges for breaking a contract, but 1 year cancellation and lifetime cancellation lol
Ya, like Ian said there are some things that have cancellation fees. But in real life the companies that do have a fee to cancel it's reasonable because most countries have laws against charging unreasonable fees including unreasonable cancelation fees, and if there were no laws in place word would get around about the company charging unreasonable fees and people will eventually not do business with the company.
@@danielchurch8791 Yeah what happens if you go for the one year cancellation, when the year is up, will they start charging you again at $500 every 2 days ?
I'd love to see how they deal with all the backlash from that deal !
You know how they say 'more money, more problems?' Well, this is one of them. That was a genius bit of improv!
The longest account number ever because he has so much money! 😆 That is totally reasonable!! 🤣
I absolutely lost it at "Lifetime Cancellation Charge"
Regarding the account number size, it could have been: "It's a small bank, but they want to look bigger ".
"If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys." 🙄
Their boss should start paying cash.😉
😂😂😂
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Old school saying.
@@Ramen10420 Yes, it is.
@@PumaLyn 😳
Scammer: your firewall has expired
Kitboga as Linsey: that explains the fire incident on my laptop, so no I don't need the wall
The first one is very simple. They'll continue charging you every few days for a service unless you cancel it every year. Or you can cancel it forever for a higher price. If you don't want to cancel, you just have to pay a yearly authorization fee so that they can keep charging you every few days. Whatever choice you make, you have to pay them right then and now. And you can't use the payment method they have on file. Only bank wires or gift cards.
The bedroom green screen with the George Forman grill on the ground, nice office reference haha
"I have a lot of money in there, so they had to give me a big account."
Hahahah. Killed me
😂😂😂😂😂
As the account number kept creeping longer and longer, I was half expecting the scammer to give an address just to see what kind of check could fit that many numbers.
I had a belly laugh about the ridiculously long number. I laughed so hard that it bounced the bed and woke up my dog.
It's no wonder these people will whine the moment someone gets 'oversmart' with them. The moment you bring their broken rationale into question, you realize they are complete blithering idiots who struggle with basic reasoning and thought processing.
I mean, you can already infer from their foul language, demeanor and their lack of critical thinking that they aren't very smart, but this really gets the message across.
"Having a firewall might be best...with the weather changing" - lol
Please.....PLEASE do this bit again. You using their ridiculous logic against them is pure gold.
The scammer can’t tell how ludicrous he sounds he thinks his scam is a good one🤣. (Kitboga you are doing God’s work)
So so stupid 😂😂
Kitboga and Jim Browning is the collab we need!!
I agree. Let's everyone vote for it.
Lifetime cancellation? What? Renewal charge? What? Those options cancel each other out!!!! None of it makes sense. Stupid scammers.
Well we Americans are a bit slow, so...
@@robinfriess1661
They target old people and computer illiterate individuals, usually both. If they can get 1 out every few hundred for a few hundred or thousand dollars, its worth it. I mean it shows how desperate they are when they stopped using their dumb refund scam and instead are using this stupid barely comprehensible cancelation fee alternative
@@DD-fs7pg I just can't imagine that it's desperation. I mean don't they know what America is?
no, ma'am. there is a yearly renewal $199 and a yealy cancellation $199. so they are the same. and there is a lifetime cancellation $299. if you do not cancel or renew, they charge you $500 every 2 days. this is the price for firewell.
It makes perfect sense for a scammer. No matter what you choose, you have to give me money and hence, you have to surrender your card info. Why can't I use what's on file already? I don't have access, so you have to give it to me again.
This is the most hilariously savage one yet, well done man, I almost felt sorry for the scammer! (Then I remembered he's a criminal)
ME STRESSED OUT BECAUSE IM CRAMMING FOR MY MIDTERMS
KITBOGA UPLOADS
HAPPY ENDORPHIN
Kitboga is such a good person there's no way I would ever feel bad about talking shit to a scammer
Don't be naive... It's a ll a facade to get more praise and views.
@@azazello1784 you mean him feeling bad is a facade?
@@Zorhi Yes
@@azazello1784 scammer spotted
@@Sam-wq9vi Don't be oversmart
You are loved, valued, and appreciated too! Thanks!
wow, this guy has no idea what he's doing or saying. It's almost sad.
I don’t think that he cares what he sounds like, he only cares to manipulate the person on the other end to believe whatever he’s saying. But he’s forgetting that people actually have minds that work, let alone that they work independently of his.
@@nessamillikan6247 WHY ARE YOU USING YOUR MIND
Scammer: "Account number does not match our information Maam. Can you please make it shorter?"
Lol
indian
@@KL005 ???
You ran circles around the guy! It was a joy to watch. This is one of my top favorites. Thanks and keep up the good work.
This scammer literally has no sense of logic LMAO
Not unlike 99% of scammers.
Because indian
this happen when they go off script ,they become like blind goats
I love the office eater egg!!
"I sleep with a foreman grill next to my bed because i like to wake up to smell of cracking bacon..im sooorryy" -Michael J Scott 😂😂😂
He's trying his "level" best
30:27
Lots of them say that, I think it a pretty common phrase in India.
His level is -0.9000!!!!
@@--_DJ_-- each and every
@@KL005 ... is life really that black-and-white to you?
There is such a thing as a lifetime cancellation fee. It’s called Alimony.
Worst part, one can get it multiple times depending on the bad choices one makes
Thank goodness I don't believe in marriage
Nice
That's a really good one.
Ha ha, I am a woman and I had to pay alimony for 18 years, I feel your pain.
Love the "the office" references😅...the bacon on the grill
“I am LITrally got confused” ... - i felt that.
indian
@@KL005 you truly are quite stupid, aren't you?
If the check thing ever comes up again, it'd be funny if you photoshopped that really long number onto a check to show them.
inb4 the photocopier burn makes half of it indiscernible
Love the accents you use and how you can stay in character or the multiple characters you use while getting angry with the scammers, that’s sheer focus and determination to get the scammers back, love your clips
Adding numbers to the account every time was amazing!
“Firewall is on............”
Scammer: 😳 uhhhhhhhh
I loved the way you kept adding a digit each time they asked for the number again. It started out ridiculously long and moved on to absurdly long.
Poor Edna, she just wants to cancel her firewell.
Firewhale*
Bernice 😉
Edna... Huh
wasent it Jennifer or something
Its always Edna in my book.
"Sometimes you're telling me this... sometimes you're telling me that... sometimes you're telling me this... sometimes you're telling me that..."
This needs to be in the intro / outro music