"I'm the CEO of the Social Security Administration of the federal government". I would have busted out laughing if I heard him say that, for about a thousand different reasons.
"Now speak politely to investigator. He's a VERY TOUGH GUY." [extended pause as scammer gets into character] "Hello ma'am I'm the investigator on your account." IN THE EXACT SAME VOICE. Someone get this scammer an oscar!!!
It is unbelievable how rude they are to the people they are trying to steal from. You would think they’d at least put up a pleasant front to try to trick you further into thinking they are a reputable
As an Indian, I can attest to this. The way these scammers view ‘Americans or anyone in the western world tbh are as spoilt and privileged, that the system is somehow favored to them, and therefore, these scammers dehumanize their victims
I have evidential proof that it is a transcript.i thought I was applying for a job at a phone call help line in Bendigo in Australia in fact it was at a dodgy underground location and we had to call people from flash cards with phone numbers looked like copied from a yellow pages phone book we also were told that we were trying to get donations which I was extremely sus about as you got rewarded for most people who donate while u are on call we also were told to read off a script and if they hang up to keep calling at least 3 times and people who say they don’t want to be called back to place In a pile and contact them the next day.On this so called trial work week I also never got paid or asked for my tax file number or even a resume which I am not a professional on the subject but sure that’s illegal
They would probably just hang up but then again, they played along when an old lady wanted to buy timber...on the tinder app...yeah, maybe it's worth a try 😅
I told one of those scammers that once, I wasted a ton of their time. Its fun to play the other side once in a while, rather than play the innocent i didn't do anything. Play the part that Yeah I defrauded the Fake IRS scam, dont owe you nuffin...
Didn't know legal matters in the US are settled with gift cards. I must buy some in case I'm ever "on" trouble in a bonded car on the southern brother of Taxis.
Makes perfect sense in my opinion. Why wouldn't the federal government just call you up and tell you that you are a suspect in a criminal investigation, and that there's plenty of evidence to lock you up, but all you need to do is send us a few gift card numbers and your case is closed?
A scammer called me & threatened me with arrest and I asked him, "How did you find out it was me that did this crime. I didn't tell anyone!" & they hung up.
Scammer: “Are you AHgree to help us then we will..” Kit: “Yea I am angry” “No not angry. AHGREE. Are you AAHgree to help us ... A G R EE” “Ohhhh you mean Pastor Audrey!” I stg I had no idea he was saying Agree for like 5 mins
The next time they say "someone is doing illegal activity with your social" Be like "No that's me, I know about the illegal activity i've been doing illegal stuff with my social no need to worry, thank you" and see what their respose is
When i think about it my blood boils, it's all fun and games when it's Kit but a senior citizen would be scared and confused, ready to pay just for the abuse to end. Of course the money is a big issue, but also the realization that you were robbed and lied to, that you are not safe, it must be heartbreaking. I am enraged just thinking about it..
They don’t care if you are a woman especially an elderly woman, they speak to woman like that period. They treat woman like they are beneath them. They think they are so powerful.
Remember, every minute your on the phone with them, its less a chance they swindle an elderly person. Keep up the good work! Btw! You make it Highlarious to listen too!😂
@@mozzinator I think other Indians are not to happy with these scammers. It gives them a very bad reputation. So much legit IT work is outsourced to India. This is not good for them..
@@Dani-it5sy As someone that travels to India frequently, Indians hate these scammers and they're so ubiquitous that the government doesn't have the manpower to function normally and shut them down. Starting one of these call centers is cheap: You can run them out of your neighbor's basement and 3 people. How do you snuff out such cheap, mobile, and profitable crime?
@@nathanielmohr9622 : The government has all the information they need. If I call someone, that someone can complain to the police. The police goes to the phone company and finds out who called that person and at what time. When there is a lot of complaints against me, most likely all those people are not lying. The police shows up at my house and asks me to stop or they will prosecute me. There is a channel where the guy hacks into the camera systems of the scammers. There is CBC marketplace who found out who was making the calls, they went to India and went into the building of the scammers. PS: CBC marketplace is just a TV show from Canada and belongs to CBC which is funded by canadian tax payers. Why isn't the RCMP (canadian equivalent of FBI) going to india and dealing with the scammers but a simple TV show can? Do you remember how a few years ago they were suing a bunch of people who were downloading mp3 files and movies? If they can found out who downloaded what, they can found out who called who.
“The FBI? The First Bureau of Intoxication or whatever? I don’t drink.” 😆 He’s so used to spewing nonsense that he doesn’t recognize it when it’s thrown back at him.
"While I'm speaking don't interupt me." Such authority in his voice..he must be telling the truth. Slinging bake beans..rofl Great videos when you need a late night laugh.
"You're eating my mind. You are eating all of my mind. I'm mad right now. So mad. I am going on hallucination, ah, why you so suspicious... Why you are suspicious?" should be a shirt
That was pretty interesting, When you got snacks, he lost his mind - he wasn’t suspicious at all that you were fucking with him. I wonder if he always describes things to that level of detail. Also definitely one of the best channels I ever stumbled upon.
Lol I got a call once for unpaid fines regarding my car and that I would be arrested if I don’t pay ummm excuse Me sir don’t even own a licence or a card ha ha ha oh and let’s not forget the other call that I have unpaid taxes and that cops will be around to lock me in jail.I don’t even have a job lol nice try buddy
When did the Social Security Administration receive investigative powers relating to narcotics? I know several agencies are under Homeland Security, but I don't recall the SSA being granted the power to issue arrest warrants and conduct drug-related investigations. And gift cards? Wow, the government has really cut the budget badly if they need gift cards to make ends meet.
An employee told me they had to have the day off because they were notified their social security number was suspended and they had to go to the Social Security Office. Immediately me....”Stop, just wait a moment 🎶
I wonder how’d they react if you just accept the charges lmao I’d be like “Cool, they’re arresting me? I was going homeless anyways. Free meals and all!”
@Coma White lol, ok. Look at Venezuela, they're using Runescape to pay their bills. The economies in communist countries just end up causing suffering to all, and you want that? Also, do notice no one else is using childish terms in their argument.
I love getting calls from scammers during quarantine 😂 I can entertain myself with my trolling skills for a while. Thank you for the inspiration King 🙏
It's hilarious that the scammers always ask "do you have any questions" and when Kit asks them to explain stuff they get triggered like "why are you so suspicious?"
To the one reading this: God bless you, may all your dreams come true, may you be successful in all spheres of life, stay safe and have a wonderful day :)
"Are you aggerey?" "No I'm not aggerey" "Mam are you Aggerey?" "Did you call me Ugly?" "No Mam I said are you aggerey" Lol They are putty in your hands but I think they were getting a little bit angry...
You have as much patience with these criminals as I do. I don't have the ability to do what Kitboga and others do. I get mad real quick. I wouldn't even have time to put on a wig to reinforce my role playing.
My poor mother in law fell for this... its sad she's on disability and needs all of her money ... her husband just passed away a year ago and she hasn't had to deal with anything like this and needless to say she lost 500 Google play cards cuz she was so scared
I'm an Indian, And i really feel ashamed of myself as some people like these from my country scam innocent people which is really sad. I'm Really sorry guys. 😢😢
They tried scamming my 95 year old dad, but he knew it was a scam and he kept them on the line for about 15 minutes, then I hopped on and pretended to be worried about the account and asked them if I could call back while I got paper work together. They actually gave me some kind of number. I asked what address they were calling from so I could mail the check.. I the meantime I got the actual address of SS admin. So suddenly they hung up.
I get so nervous when Kit interrupts, knowing the scammer is going to lose his shit at any moment. It’s like watching someone over-inflate a balloon
you have won this comment section
Mee too. I actually get bubble guts the more and more he pushes the envelope
I love that analogy
Your right! It's like watching a suspenseful movie, we need popcorn!
It would be awesome if he had some sort of graphic up on the screen that tracked the scammers stress level😄
This is singlehandedly the greatest channel I've ever accidentally stumbled upon 👌
If you're a Twitch user I strongly recommend Kit's live stream. Totally hilarious every day.
Even if you don't use twitch now.
You should start just to watch his live stream.
Its not a cult.
same here. I'm now addicted. I want to do this.
I don't like kits live streams. Too much downtime and nonsense. Just watch the RUclips videos or twitch highlights.
Agreed. So fucking funny!
"Are you ah-gree to accept the charges?"
"No, I'm not angry right now."
"Are you ah-gree?"
"Are you asking if I'm ugly?"
"ARE YOU AH-GREE?"
😂😂😂
I know poor imbeciles can’t even speak proper English
I honestly don’t know who is falling for this stuff. He can’t even form a coherent sentence.
@@CANARYHP old people with mental problems that don't know better. Which makes what they do even more despicable.
These scammers have a lot of nerve….it’s so funny how kit makes a complete jerkoff out of them… 🤣😂🤣
😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dead 😵
"I hate to be interrupted" Never reveal your secrets to your enemies
Kitboga is really good at interrupting scammers, especially with his grandma personality.
@@powberier1008 Edna is a champ when she's not lusting after the mailman.
Seriously.
Yea she's a gilf! 😂
😂 Same. When this scammer said that, I knew he was in for the Phone Call From Hell.
You should do one of these where you say “oh no my identity wasn’t stolen; that was me. Yea the cocaine in Texas yea that was all me.”
I bet he's already done that, it just wouldn't make much of a RUclips video because it would be a very short call. Perhaps a compilation though.
Maybe towards the end of the phone call? Deny it was him for the majority of the call, and then just yell "IT WAS MEEEEEEEE!" **
**QUEUE Jim Carrey
Me too! I stumbled on this and can’t stop watching! This is so great! I can’t believe the lengths gone to just to steal someone’s money
I was thinking the same thing 😂😭. I wish he would've just admitted to everything they said.
they would just hang up
"I'm the CEO of the Social Security Administration of the federal government".
I would have busted out laughing if I heard him say that, for about a thousand different reasons.
Imagine if some hardcore patriotic American heard these Taliban soubding dudes being the CEO of the ss of the usa
😂😂
They would lose their shit faster than a tractor trailer losing its cargo on the highway.
🤣🤣
@@PODMTHC and they’re the ones that fall for it
"im gonna get a snack" "EXCUSE ME DO YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE??" the entitlement of these scammers is crazy
FOR REAL!
jhin LMAOOOOOOO right
The AUDACITY! How DARE you try to eat food whilst I steal your money!
Had this happen to me a few weeks ago,thought it was real and yes,they told me about Texas in 09
@random Videos to be fair if you try hard enough you can piss of a real tech support person lol
“I also work part time as a gold digger.”
“Okay, that’s great.”
🤣
I like to think they thought she was talking about being a gold rush prospector lol.
Oh no, my friend!
You don’t have RUclips captions on.
1:16, try again.
@@joebobby1412 DEAR GOD that's amazing!
I love you for bringing this to my attention!
With the closed captioning rendering it as "old n-----r"...
@@joebobby1412 I wonder if youtube will cancel themselves for racist remarks?
I'm almost 50 and haven't laughed this hard or much in years! You're a natural kid!😂😂😂😂
People have committed suicide after being scammed. 😤
He's not a kid
He's a Kit
I'm 30, and damn...hopefully I have as much fun as you when I get old! ;)
I would hope he is a natural kid, those test tube clone babies freak me out
The raising of the eyebrow above the sunglasses kills me every time, classic !!!!
The real people's eyebrow
He's got that Jack Nickelson thing going on . Love it!!
🤨LOVE IT!!!🤨
Ikr?
It reminds me of Master Roshi sometimes. Lol
He actually reminds me of Johnny Bravo!
Scammer “Hi Miss Lazy, how you are doing today?” 14:24 😂
Kitboga “It’s Lizzy, not lazy.”
Scammer “Okay, Lizard.” 🤣
A66y 😂😂😂😂😂
Not there yet but already dead over reading this!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Christine Said
Same 👍👍🤣🤣
Hahahaha this channel brings me so much joy
Scammer: "I hate to be interrupted."
Kitboga: So you have chosen death.
Exactly! Cue the major interruptions 😁😆🤣😆
Are you agree?
Are you agree?
ARE YOU AGREE?
Are you asking me if I am ugly?
Ohhh, you are talking about Pastor Audrey? XD
It is more like aggery :)
@@fabianbaumann3817 😂
It was funny when he said it but it was hilarious when I read it I laughed out loud 😂😂
No, are you ANGRY.
"Now speak politely to investigator. He's a VERY TOUGH GUY." [extended pause as scammer gets into character] "Hello ma'am I'm the investigator on your account." IN THE EXACT SAME VOICE. Someone get this scammer an oscar!!!
Christa 777 LMAOOOOOOO
I lost it at that part 💀💀 I was like wtf
Also, him mashing the dial pad in between @14:07 to "transfer the call." Hilarious!
@@ThEjOkErIsWiLd00 Yup, mashing the dial pad was a touch of genius. This scammer needs to get into serious acting ASAP.
He even attempted a Southern accent.
“What in Gods great green flat earth are you talking about?”ahahaha
thats the best part lol
The comedic timing was off the scale
I think of this daily 😂
“The FBI? First Bureau of Intoxication? I don’t drink though”😂
FBI - Fraudulent and Boisterous Indians
Neither did J. Edgar Hoover as far as I know.
It is unbelievable how rude they are to the people they are trying to steal from. You would think they’d at least put up a pleasant front to try to trick you further into thinking they are a reputable
That's one of the basic steps to a con... lol be nice so people can trust you 😂
Or maybe they're trying out the reverse psychology where they're not nice so you don't think it's a con. Either way it's a terrible con.
I think, these scammers try to intimidate the elderly into paying up. I don’t think these scams would work on younger folks.
As an Indian, I can attest to this. The way these scammers view ‘Americans or anyone in the western world tbh are as spoilt and privileged, that the system is somehow favored to them, and therefore, these scammers dehumanize their victims
They're a nasty bunch of people so politeness is as foreign to them as a toilet seat.
They're struggling hard to read that script naturally lmao.
Scammers: claims to be American
Also scammers: zed as in zebra
😂
Somerandomguy he also stated the date in DD/MM/YYYY format
😂😂😂 probably H as in etch as well
It actually sounds to me like it's the typical Indian scammer with a filter to make it sound more American
Michael Flops - which makes more sense than the other way around, but I get your meaning
Don't interrupt. My English isn't that good and I'm reading from a BS transcript and interruptions confuse me.
Yeah it's exactly that
Ahg-gee
@@MsNay83 Aggery
I have evidential proof that it is a transcript.i thought I was applying for a job at a phone call help line in Bendigo in Australia in fact it was at a dodgy underground location and we had to call people from flash cards with phone numbers looked like copied from a yellow pages phone book we also were told that we were trying to get donations which I was extremely sus about as you got rewarded for most people who donate while u are on call we also were told to read off a script and if they hang up to keep calling at least 3 times and people who say they don’t want to be called back to place In a pile and contact them the next day.On this so called trial work week I also never got paid or asked for my tax file number or even a resume which I am not a professional on the subject but sure that’s illegal
Wow"" The call is strictly monistrated"
“I hate people who interrupt me.” *Gets the popcorn out* 🙃
FBI: **finds car filled with blood and drugs, then calls the suspect instead of raiding their house**
😂
Also calls said suspect and says we know somebody has stolen your identity but we also think it was you.
HAHA HAHA
Dont we all wish they would call first when they find our drugs and blooded car.
And suspects that they are innocent and someone stole their identity
You’re kinda being rude interrupting that nice scammer like that.
I can't like, you're at 69 likes... Can't make myself do it
@@Cakenattyy at 420, even better
@Etheria Maryse Please tell me you're joking,
Etheria Maryse - look up the word Sarcasm. 😉
@Etheria Maryse then why bother to comment if you can’t understand sarcasm
Scammer: *Reading script intensely trying to pronounce the DEA law*
Kitboga: Is tHaT in the biBLe?🤣🤣
6:00
I love when he silently laughs at his own jokes 😂😂
if I was him I would be cracking up
A lot of the jokes actually come from the chat
you should go along and say that you did rent a car in Texas and did all that stuff he said
exactly what i was thinking
Tell him it was a wild night out with the girls and the blood is from your best friend Janine, oh god you could drag on for hours with that story
@Ammonia LOL🤣🤣🤣THAT WOULD BE SO FUN!!
"Oh, thank the Lord, you found my cocaine!"
They would probably just hang up but then again, they played along when an old lady wanted to buy timber...on the tinder app...yeah, maybe it's worth a try 😅
“it’s lizzie - not lazy” “okay, lizard”
Lizard
Kitboga you should tell the IRS scammers that you're committing tax fraud
I told one of those scammers that once, I wasted a ton of their time. Its fun to play the other side once in a while, rather than play the innocent i didn't do anything. Play the part that Yeah I defrauded the Fake IRS scam, dont owe you nuffin...
You should watch his Twitch stream, he's done it before. Told them he's not filed taxes in years because taxes are illegal lol
Or try to get them on his side, offer them a profit for helping him cover up his cash fraud.
@@abigaildavis5295 Ooo, I like your idea! 😁
Didn't know legal matters in the US are settled with gift cards. I must buy some in case I'm ever "on" trouble in a bonded car on the southern brother of Taxis.
With 22 pounds of cocaine
Makes perfect sense in my opinion. Why wouldn't the federal government just call you up and tell you that you are a suspect in a criminal investigation, and that there's plenty of evidence to lock you up, but all you need to do is send us a few gift card numbers and your case is closed?
@@xanderisloading8310 Who measures cocaine in pounds? Coke is always measured in kilos.
They got my grandma she thought she was bailing out my cousin with Walmart gift cards 🤦🏻♀️
@@frocat5163 Even in America they measure it like that. At least drug dealers use the metric system. /s
A scammer called me & threatened me with arrest and I asked him, "How did you find out it was me that did this crime. I didn't tell anyone!" & they hung up.
I’ve received several roboscamcalls telling me that they were going to arrest me for some vague reason. Lol I never called them back.
"What on God's green flat Earth are you talking to me about all this for?"
"When was this warrant filed? Yes or no."
Endless entertainment.
I love this counter-attack...
When be said green flat earth I lost it
Just brilliant
And..... it is flat.... but that's for another day In lockdown, and on another channel
Scammer: “Are you AHgree to help us then we will..”
Kit: “Yea I am angry”
“No not angry. AHGREE. Are you AAHgree to help us ... A G R EE”
“Ohhhh you mean Pastor Audrey!”
I stg I had no idea he was saying Agree for like 5 mins
eggery
😂
"Ive got a bag of chips here, and blueberries, and Im ready to go to work"
That KILLED me 🤣
11:58 - 'You are eating my mind, you are eating *all* of my mind! I'm mad, I'm mad right now, I'm going on hallucinating!'
Dan Nichols lol poor scammer
The dark secrets of scammers
I love that. Somehow I gotta work that into a random work conversation ...
Haaaaa
Well... we all could use a tiny snack now and then, but something tells me his mind is empty calories.
The next time they say "someone is doing illegal activity with your social" Be like "No that's me, I know about the illegal activity i've been doing illegal stuff with my social no need to worry, thank you" and see what their respose is
I said that I stole the identity of the person they were calling about and that it was working out great for me, so no worries.
“Awwww so that’s where the coke went. It does eat your mind” 🤔😂
Veggum Hahaha that’s a great idea! I def am, I get calls from them all the time.
*response
Brilliant idea!!!
"Lunch lady and a gold digger" you come up with some of the most obscure jobs and I'm here for it!
Think about a real little old lady getting harassed by these people. Despicable human beings
When i think about it my blood boils, it's all fun and games when it's Kit but a senior citizen would be scared and confused, ready to pay just for the abuse to end. Of course the money is a big issue, but also the realization that you were robbed and lied to, that you are not safe, it must be heartbreaking. I am enraged just thinking about it..
Remove the "human" please, only despicable beings
They don't have manners...
They don’t care if you are a woman especially an elderly woman, they speak to woman like that period. They treat woman like they are beneath them. They think they are so powerful.
She was born in 68. That is not a “little old lady.”
Remember, every minute your on the phone with them, its less a chance they swindle an elderly person. Keep up the good work! Btw! You make it Highlarious to listen too!😂
Donavon Bain 😂😂😂😂😂
“What in God’s green flat earth....” And I lost it! 🤣🤣🤣
Kit knows the Earth is actually flat. 👍🏽😉
Haha love it 06:10 your welcome 😎
“Chief Executive Officer of the Social Security” 15:15 wow you got to talk to the CEO of Social Security 😂😅😅
LMAO
Who ended up calling him (or the nice lady) a "mother f**ker" in Hindi.
If Kit learned a few choice words he could blow them away....😂😂🤣😂
Of course it doesn't have a CEO, but since I don't want scammers to know who heads SSA I won't reveal the correct title of the person in charge of it
You could almost guarantee that anyone who dislikes these videos is a scammer.
Or SJWs
Or Indian
@@mozzinator I think other Indians are not to happy with these scammers. It gives them a very bad reputation. So much legit IT work is outsourced to India. This is not good for them..
@@Dani-it5sy As someone that travels to India frequently, Indians hate these scammers and they're so ubiquitous that the government doesn't have the manpower to function normally and shut them down. Starting one of these call centers is cheap: You can run them out of your neighbor's basement and 3 people. How do you snuff out such cheap, mobile, and profitable crime?
@@nathanielmohr9622 :
The government has all the information they need. If I call someone, that someone can complain to the police. The police goes to the phone company and finds out who called that person and at what time. When there is a lot of complaints against me, most likely all those people are not lying.
The police shows up at my house and asks me to stop or they will prosecute me.
There is a channel where the guy hacks into the camera systems of the scammers.
There is CBC marketplace who found out who was making the calls, they went to India and went into the building of the scammers.
PS: CBC marketplace is just a TV show from Canada and belongs to CBC which is funded by canadian tax payers.
Why isn't the RCMP (canadian equivalent of FBI) going to india and dealing with the scammers but a simple TV show can?
Do you remember how a few years ago they were suing a bunch of people who were downloading mp3 files and movies? If they can found out who downloaded what, they can found out who called who.
"I work as part time school teacher...."thats good mam"... I also work as part-time *gold digger*... "okay that's great." LMAOOOOOOO
“The FBI? The First Bureau of Intoxication or whatever? I don’t drink.” 😆
He’s so used to spewing nonsense that he doesn’t recognize it when it’s thrown back at him.
I noticed that very often they don't even understand what you're actually telling them...and just say "Yeah!" 😂
When they called me, I kept asking if I could get my cocaine back. He finally agreed to forward me the drugs to shut me up.
🤣🤣🤣
👌
The "SHUT UP!" at 17:05 hahaha. I was thinking about it the other day and it took a few hours going through these videos to find it again. Worth it.
It reminds me of the sample that Stern used of Eric the Actor
he also immediately cussed her out by calling her a "mf" in his language 😭😂😩😂
“I am a lunch lady and a gold digger.”
Sir you are gold and should be revered as a national treasure 😩
He is performing a valuable public service, and hopefully is being remunerated accordingly via his swag sales, ad revenue and/or Patreon
That Indian scammer sure had a short fuse. I guess he screwed himself out of a google play card.
His loss. LOL 😂
Hopefully he screws himself a lot XD
Sounds more like an African accent to me. Is he definitely from an Indian call center ?
Listened to the end now and heard him swear and had my question answered
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@jforshaw1971 He swore in Hindi at the end.
"While I'm speaking don't interupt me." Such authority in his voice..he must be telling the truth.
Slinging bake beans..rofl
Great videos when you need a late night laugh.
"You're eating my mind. You are eating all of my mind. I'm mad right now. So mad. I am going on hallucination, ah, why you so suspicious... Why you are suspicious?" should be a shirt
Lindsey Bullock lmfao anytime my partner makes me mad, I’m going to tell them that this 🤣
I’d buy that tee shirt 👚
I think you mean hallugination*
Almost sounds like a song.
That was pretty interesting, When you got snacks, he lost his mind - he wasn’t suspicious at all that you were fucking with him. I wonder if he always describes things to that level of detail. Also definitely one of the best channels I ever stumbled upon.
“When was the warrant issued? ....yes or no?” I’m crying 🤣🤣🤣
🤣😂 I am weak 😂
Lol I got a call once for unpaid fines regarding my car and that I would be arrested if I don’t pay ummm excuse Me sir don’t even own a licence or a card ha ha ha oh and let’s not forget the other call that I have unpaid taxes and that cops will be around to lock me in jail.I don’t even have a job lol nice try buddy
@@animatedolly I get calls about my "extend car warranty" and I'm like I didn't know I had car. I didn't know I could drive a car. Wow!
When did the Social Security Administration receive investigative powers relating to narcotics? I know several agencies are under Homeland Security, but I don't recall the SSA being granted the power to issue arrest warrants and conduct drug-related investigations. And gift cards? Wow, the government has really cut the budget badly if they need gift cards to make ends meet.
😂😂😂😂😂
@Vincent Verona took the comment too seriously
Partime gold-digger. Lol
Birthdate...4/20...1968...he's a sly baby fox...
The closed captioning is even worse!
Ms Archie 😂😂😂😂
You should just start going "Yeah I was in Texas last week. I had to shoot a guy over some drugs and leave the state and abandon my car. Why?"
bopeton 😂😂😂😂
Lmao
I want him to say that too but either they won't listen to what he says and goes on with the script or it will not end there.
They either don't fully understand or hang up
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I hope that everyone in the world is inspired by this enough to intentionally annoy a scammer at least once in their life. You are amazing
Both times they have hung up on me. Really disappointing stuff.
An employee told me they had to have the day off because they were notified their social security number was suspended and they had to go to the Social Security Office. Immediately me....”Stop, just wait a moment 🎶
He’s the CEO of the government😬 I wouldn’t mess with him
😂 😂 😂
I've never heard anything funnier.😂
Not that it matters or anything, but I love how he said the DOB was 4/20. 😂😂😂
"Shut up Mader chod!" best ending ever lmao
lmao for real. I love how he yells "shut UP!!"
😂😂😂😂😂
Lol 🤣
@@Helium_Kennyy most energy he's put in something for a while
@@Helium_Kennyy I literally rewatched that part 5 times.. that killed me 😂 "shut UP"
“I am a lunch lady and a gold digger” we stan. 😂
An abandoned car with blood stains and drugs? That's the most absurd story I've ever heard them come up with.
”Someone is using your social security number”
”To verify it’s the right person give me your date of birth”
Who else is reading all the comments while listening to this 😂? I'm liking everyone's comments. Y'all are entertaining me, too.
You described EXACTLY what I'm doing
Me!!😂😂
Damnnn ya caught me lol
Me 😂😂😂
I forget sometimes he doesn’t actually sound like an elderly woman
All these scammers don't know a lick of customer service. They can't even try to be courteous lmao 😂
I know, right? Lmao
Low empathy non-White people
You haven't heard the ones that say madam like 100000 times every minute? :p
if they actually hired english speaking scammers they'd fool a lot more peeps
"I got a bag of chips and some blueberries and I'm ready to go to work."
😂😂😂
Why didn’t you end with,”can I get my cocaine
back?”
I wonder how’d they react if you just accept the charges lmao I’d be like “Cool, they’re arresting me? I was going homeless anyways. Free meals and all!”
They would try to back pedal and make you pay instead lmao
They're so terrible I hate these people more than communists.
And I hate communists.
@Coma White Yeah, sure, that's a totally accurate portrayal of communists historically.
@Coma White Yes, because commies want to 'share' to only the ruling peeps, and leave the rest to starve.
@Coma White lol, ok.
Look at Venezuela, they're using Runescape to pay their bills.
The economies in communist countries just end up causing suffering to all, and you want that?
Also, do notice no one else is using childish terms in their argument.
@Coma White Can't argue with stupid I suppose.
Goodbye.
That moment that you were holding your laughter back when you mentioned that you work as a part time gold digger and he was like “OK that’s great” 😂
Xander Rillon 😂😂😂😂😂
@Jessica Gray scammer prolly had no idea what that was
I love getting calls from scammers during quarantine 😂 I can entertain myself with my trolling skills for a while. Thank you for the inspiration King 🙏
"I don't like those people whos-a interrupting me. Okay?" LET THE INTERRUPTIONS BEGIN.... :)
Yeah, way to set the whole tone of the phone call...."Don't interrupt me." Lol
poppinbuckets 😂😂😂😂😂
A playground monitor by day and a gold digger by night.
they go hand in hand, really
@@takemetoyonk More like finger-in-nose.
r m 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“22 pounds of cocaine, is that a LOT?” 😂
10 kg is worth $15K to $20K (US) in my part of the world
@@devilsadvocacy That sounds cheap. Which part of the world is this??
@@shiva19112 USA, West Coast
@@devilsadvocacy Might have to consider moving there then lol
@@shiva19112 Yeah but the cost of everything else is super high. Dope is the only thing that is (relatively) cheap
It's hilarious that the scammers always ask "do you have any questions" and when Kit asks them to explain stuff they get triggered like "why are you so suspicious?"
I just found out that scammers get angry when someone corrects their English pronunciation, it is crucial for the job.
Thanks for the info, that's what I'm gonna do with the next scammer who calls me.
He doesn’t want to be interrupted because he’d miss his place on the script!😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'll provide you with each and everything for the fixation of your securities
Go to the extreme bottom left side corner and hit on the run button
Hit on run ts ts ts ts hit on run ts ts ts ts
*That's usually what I tell people.*
@@jerrybillings3039 what is this, a fool here bro?
Nothing is better than when one of Kit's characters ge8t indignant. "EXCUSEEEEEE me???" "Are you THREATENING me right now?" I love it.
To the one reading this: God bless you, may all your dreams come true, may you be successful in all spheres of life, stay safe and have a wonderful day :)
“Ooooo you’re talking about pastor Audrey “
😂😂😂😂
“Are you saying agree or asking if I’m ugly “ 😂😂😂😂
Ok wtf this is the fourth time in 2 minutes I read the comment right as he said it, in this one video, wtf is going on
The truth Haha
I’m dying on that one lol
Wait a moment, just wait a moment, wait a moment, just wait a moment! 🎼🎼
Sir
Rooting for the billing department
Leave your mouse
Click on run click on run🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
What do you think??
I'm fool here bro? I'm fool here bro? I'm a fool here bro.
When Kit almost lost it after saying Lizzie is a part time gold digger.. I couldn't stop laughing hahaha geeeez, I love these so much
People calling from the "social security administration" who can't even pronounce basic words and barely comprehend English.
Deadpool yet people fall for it *SMH*
Look Deadpool you know you would fall for it if it sounded like Spuderman on the other end. We all have our weaknesses
10:05 Scammer: “Are you aggerey? “
Kitboga: what are you saying? Am I ugly? 😂😂
What was he trying to say???🤣😅
@@xXxZugoldragonxXx "agree"
I still dont know what he was getting at 🤣 aggravated? Agitated? 🤔🤭🤣🤦🏽♀️
Sarissa B the scammer was asking if he agrees
"Are you aggerey?" "No I'm not aggerey" "Mam are you Aggerey?" "Did you call me Ugly?" "No Mam I said are you aggerey" Lol They are putty in your hands but I think they were getting a little bit angry...
"I'll show you who I am.... SHUT UP!!” Sounded like my grandmother for a second there...
You gotta try them polish names such as = blaszcykowski or something along those lines
Brzeczyszczykiewicz
But, you can call me Mr. Blaseit
waselewski
I’m lucky my boyfriends name is one of the simpler polish names. His relatives just get called aunt A and aunt B..
zumszum yes haha that's the one
17:07
For Those of you wondering what did he say?
*Madarchod* it's a swear word in Hindi meaning Motherfucker.
Karanpal Singh learned this from Hoax Hotel hahaha
Mike Barnes
Uchiha-Madara-Fucker?
i cannot even begin to explain the JOY this gives me, hearing them blow up like that makes me so, damn, happy!
I got the social security call today. When they answered I just said benchod. She hung up.
justin time that is hilarious 😂😂😂
You have as much patience with these criminals as I do. I don't have the ability to do what Kitboga and others do. I get mad real quick. I wouldn't even have time to put on a wig to reinforce my role playing.
Benchode?
@@lindseydickey9282 there you go. I fixed it just for you.
@@justintime41776 I just didn't know what it meant
The second guy was trying to mimic an American accent, how cute
It was the same guyyyy! Hahaha
My poor mother in law fell for this... its sad she's on disability and needs all of her money ... her husband just passed away a year ago and she hasn't had to deal with anything like this and needless to say she lost 500 Google play cards cuz she was so scared
So sorry this happened to your mother, my sis in law lost $5000.00 to the IRS scammers.. Shame on them all.
“First Bureau of Intoxication”🤣
Taxation is theft.
Jay Richard True
I need you to know that government is stealing your money.
Taxation is theft.
Jay Richard I understand that
Let's fight the power together.
I'm an Indian, And i really feel ashamed of myself as some people like these from my country scam innocent people which is really sad. I'm Really sorry guys. 😢😢
You can make up for it by providing translations when they talk hindi 👌
It's cool; you didn't do anything wrong! There's LOTS of crooks in my country! 😁
No need to apologize man, bad people are bad people. It has nothing to do with ethnicity. Most Americans do actually understand that.
Don't apologize for being Indian. There's people who do awful things of every race and ethnicity in every country.
The fact that *you* apologized for *them* makes you NOT anything like them 😘
I was sad all day for no particular reason but “I’m a lunch lady and I’m a gold digger” really got me out of it and laughing! Thank you❤️
Please make a “behind the bars” t shirt.
Hahaha I’m done 💀💀😂😂
Also behind the bar
You are saying it wrong. Its "behind the bar"
Another great shirt would be "each and everything"
Behind the bars? Is that before or after “in the court house?”
I Hindi or Arabic
“Z as in Victor ?”
Try the phonetic alphabet Z as in Xylophone Lol
It's usually Wee as in Wictor. Annoys me so much.
Lol
"I'm innocent your highness" LOL!
When was this warrant filed? YES OR NO!
“I just got me some chips and blueberries and I’m ready to go to work”.
They tried scamming my 95 year old dad, but he knew it was a scam and he kept them on the line for about 15 minutes, then I hopped on and pretended to be worried about the account and asked them if I could call back while I got paper work together. They actually gave me some kind of number. I asked what address they were calling from so I could mail the check.. I the meantime I got the actual address of SS admin. So suddenly they hung up.
A mistake that the scammer made right off the bat was saying "zed" instead of "zee". "Zed" is used by British speakers.
basically everyone except Americans uses Zed instead of Zee
Yeah, that was the problem. 🤣
Most part of the world say zed? Like w x y zed?
Interesting.
So does Africans, Middle East, and Europeans
He should mess with the next scammer and go zed?zed?whats that? Lol!