Embarrassing Social Security Dept. Scammers

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

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  • @andyhoffman8384
    @andyhoffman8384 5 лет назад +1908

    "My grandkids had their underwater basket weaving class." 😂😂😂 I can already tell this will be gold!

    • @southernharleyrider1971
      @southernharleyrider1971 5 лет назад +21

      LMAO! Got to remember that one!!

    • @nahelbeuk
      @nahelbeuk 5 лет назад +20

      Thank you for doing my job for me!
      48 seconds in and I'm already wetting myself >.

    • @SandAngels73
      @SandAngels73 5 лет назад +14

      That made me laugh so hard. Just visualizing it is hilarious.

    • @Novaheart1998
      @Novaheart1998 5 лет назад +7

      does this mean those baskets are water proof ?

    • @kell_checks_in
      @kell_checks_in 5 лет назад +12

      I took that in college.

  • @perspectivism2006
    @perspectivism2006 5 лет назад +736

    _"You know what they say, what happens in Texas stays in...Vegas."_
    -😂😂

    • @420vicnic
      @420vicnic 5 лет назад +8

      That's what they say!! 😂🤣

    • @rafidin99
      @rafidin99 5 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @Landry16
      @Landry16 5 лет назад +5

      😂😭😭

    • @carolyngarcia2033
      @carolyngarcia2033 5 лет назад +5

      I DIED

    • @friedchicken1
      @friedchicken1 5 лет назад +14

      I guess Texas passes the information to Vegas, and then it stays there

  • @DannieAntionette
    @DannieAntionette 5 лет назад +533

    "No honey, all of my exes live in Texas, so I never go there" Lmaooooo I'm so weak.

    • @sweettina2
      @sweettina2 4 года назад +12

      All mine do, too. That's why I hang my hat somewhere in Florida.🏖

    • @PointlessRhetoric
      @PointlessRhetoric 4 года назад +5

      Am i getting a new name? I don't want to be named Tony!

    • @TravelingDorks
      @TravelingDorks 4 года назад +23

      You know what they say: "Whatever happens in Texas, stays in Vegas, or... Whatever"

    • @F_And
      @F_And 4 года назад +3

      @@sweettina2 you clearly aren't black

    • @sweettina2
      @sweettina2 4 года назад +6

      @@F_And Nope, I'm lily white baby. Why, is this a black only thread?

  • @gzalensk
    @gzalensk 5 лет назад +140

    "I don't know if the FBI heard that or not, but I'm about as loyal as they come. I can recite the Pledge of Allegiance with my eyes closed."
    Nailed it.

  • @CloaksCosplays
    @CloaksCosplays 5 лет назад +843

    You need to do one of these where Grandma Edna admits to all of the “crimes,” and just hams it up.

    • @flagmichael
      @flagmichael 5 лет назад +112

      "I thought that cocaine was lost forever!"

    • @itsrainy8881
      @itsrainy8881 5 лет назад +41

      flagmichael “the cat ate it!”

    • @lucyl4587
      @lucyl4587 5 лет назад +39

      And all the bank accounts are $-5,000+.

    • @PinkkElephantt
      @PinkkElephantt 5 лет назад +86

      YES! BUT! It shouldn't be outright hamming up - 'No no, it wasn't 50 pounds of cocaine, it was only 10, and it's for personal use!' 😂

    • @Arielcorn
      @Arielcorn 4 года назад +19

      He said in a livestream that he’s done that before.

  • @KitbogaShow
    @KitbogaShow  5 лет назад +622

    Anyone seen my car? It's been missing...

    • @kiwi__1011
      @kiwi__1011 5 лет назад +3

      No I haven't

    • @DankMoist
      @DankMoist 5 лет назад +11

      "Dude wheres my car?"

    • @DankMoist
      @DankMoist 5 лет назад +13

      *That's what you get for robbin bakers*

    • @nope4no1
      @nope4no1 5 лет назад +23

      It was seized by the cops when they found 22 packages of cocaine in it...

    • @Mike6867
      @Mike6867 5 лет назад +6

      Kitboga wheres the backdrop from

  • @evilubuntu9001
    @evilubuntu9001 5 лет назад +281

    "I'm a widdle boy and I want a Google Play card..." You emasculated this clown like nobody I've ever seen. Well played sir, well played!

  • @MaggieAdventures
    @MaggieAdventures 5 лет назад +410

    The sad thing is that you can hear in the background other agents talking and doing this same scam to real people. Very sad that.

    • @rage8010
      @rage8010 5 лет назад +12

      True...

    • @amandatav
      @amandatav 5 лет назад +13

      because they work in HUGE call centers where they call people all day to scam. The more money you scam out of someone the more you can get paid.

    • @small_ed
      @small_ed 5 лет назад +8

      And all on a "recorded" line. Yah.

    • @Tazzie1312
      @Tazzie1312 5 лет назад +14

      Let's hope a lot of them are scambaiters or people just wasting their time.

    • @jessicagray1289
      @jessicagray1289 5 лет назад +1

      Steve Mattson Exactly I get these calls all the time I block them and they find a way to call me

  • @t4705mb6
    @t4705mb6 5 лет назад +421

    Next time they tell you you have a "clean record", say this:
    "You mean those two I pushed overboard on the Caribbean cruise don't count anymore?"

    • @potterj09
      @potterj09 4 года назад +19

      I always quote the old guy in The Davinci Code ... "Ohh, did that old cannabis charge finally catch up with me?"

    • @brendalovesmariah
      @brendalovesmariah 4 года назад +12

      Or you can say I thought I cover up that triple murder, next time I will bury the next social security agent 6 feet deeper

    • @phred7112
      @phred7112 4 года назад +16

      Or, you can say you know your records are clean because you have a very good record cleaner. Vinyl records that is... That's a joke son!

    • @beanacomputer
      @beanacomputer 4 года назад +9

      "Wait so the UN don't care about Chechnya anymore?"

    • @todaXPTO
      @todaXPTO 4 года назад +6

      Why did i read this in Edna’s voice 😂

  • @herosshade2247
    @herosshade2247 5 лет назад +477

    "How many houses do you own"
    How rich do these people think we are? Lol

    • @VampireJaku
      @VampireJaku 5 лет назад +41

      Hero's Shade I don’t even own a house lol I live in a crappy apartment.

    • @netkosent1620
      @netkosent1620 4 года назад +10

      Plenty of people that own multiple houses.

    • @asole100
      @asole100 4 года назад +69

      @Nekos Rich people maybe. That's not allot of people,.

    • @netkosent1620
      @netkosent1620 4 года назад +14

      @@asole100 Middle-class people, but yes, I imagine rich people as well. It's a lot of people. Granted, it's certainly not myself, but I'm not middle or upper class. I'm doing good just to have someone rent me their house. lol

    • @brendalovesmariah
      @brendalovesmariah 4 года назад +4

      Three homes I just need two one in CA and the second home east coast

  • @TSSYF
    @TSSYF 5 лет назад +341

    “This is Gloria...”. *Wig appears*

  • @maxineking1029
    @maxineking1029 5 лет назад +416

    When I get these calls, I feed them all kinds of crap until they get mad and start cussing me. It's hilarious. I'm 65.

    • @nerdieone1
      @nerdieone1 5 лет назад +24

      That's awesome XD

    • @jxmmykriminallive
      @jxmmykriminallive 5 лет назад +35

      Wristguard2888 I do this and I’m 153

    • @Pluggit1953
      @Pluggit1953 4 года назад +15

      I got a call a few days ago. I said “Is this Gunga Din?” - he called me a chutiya and hung up.

    • @IsaDawvish
      @IsaDawvish 4 года назад +3

      Love ya Maxine.

    • @sweetlikeimli
      @sweetlikeimli 4 года назад +10

      Imagine how Edna feels! She’s 83!

  • @Artsensei86
    @Artsensei86 5 лет назад +287

    saddest part of this is you can hear the other scammer actually scamming someone in the background...these guys need to be stopped

    • @barbh1
      @barbh1 5 лет назад +14

      It sounded like there was a scamming class going on.

    • @DemimondeMesilaThraam
      @DemimondeMesilaThraam 4 года назад +7

      Well...the other scammers in the background might be being baited too. Let's hope so... 😄

    • @luisguzman5862
      @luisguzman5862 4 года назад

      Pistol Pete 😂😂😂

    • @RealmRabbit
      @RealmRabbit 4 года назад +7

      Unfortunately you can actually hear other scammers saying nonsense to people in quite a lot of Kitboga's videos...

    • @ebonyshadow5182
      @ebonyshadow5182 4 года назад +5

      Sadly, the job market on India is tanked. They do this because they are desperate. Doesn't make it right, but I got curious the other day why so many scammers are Indian so I did some research.

  • @deeptimajithia
    @deeptimajithia 4 года назад +39

    Gloria : My knees are about as floppy as a floppy disc, I couldn't even lift my cat he's 22 lbs
    Scammer : listen Gloria, I'm not here to discuss about your family

  • @Jay-hi4uu
    @Jay-hi4uu 5 лет назад +217

    "i cant even lift my cat nd hes 20 pounds i cant lift 22 lbs of cocaine"

    • @zxyatiywariii8
      @zxyatiywariii8 3 года назад +7

      😄🤣😂😆😅
      That's one HUGE cat too! Almost seven times the weight of my smallest dog.

    • @PhillyThug
      @PhillyThug 8 месяцев назад

      Maybe it was a caracal lol

    • @Lovell93
      @Lovell93 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@zxyatiywariii8my Norwegian forest cat is 30 pounds! He’s a beast!

  • @noeleen5250
    @noeleen5250 5 лет назад +418

    I would buy a "What happens in Texas stays in...Vegas" t-shirt....that has just cracked me up...lol

  • @Masshuzai
    @Masshuzai 5 лет назад +305

    Scammer:"How many cars do you have?"
    Granny:"Just the two....of us. We can make it if we try".
    Perfect, just perfect.

    • @mattjindrak
      @mattjindrak 4 года назад +8

      That had me rolling

    • @annasloan2349
      @annasloan2349 4 года назад +6

      ..and kitboga constructs that sentence as if it is a question...we can make it if we...try?

    • @JenA2145
      @JenA2145 3 года назад +4

      Bill Withers would be proud!🤣

    • @skullskull3349
      @skullskull3349 3 года назад

      ?

    • @lilrag3
      @lilrag3 2 года назад

      "Dodge Caravan" is the funniest fake car i've heard

  • @clinbaker7359
    @clinbaker7359 5 лет назад +1512

    I didn't realize that the whole U.S. government and law enforcement, all have Indian accents and speak poor english!

    • @WardDorrity
      @WardDorrity 5 лет назад +55

      Well, it's all those H1-B visas, you know.

    • @karenjoslyn4051
      @karenjoslyn4051 5 лет назад +41

      @@WardDorrity ha! these greedy corporations who displace American workers with H1-B visa workers get everything they deserve!!

    • @markymark443
      @markymark443 5 лет назад +83

      and their source of income is Google Play cards, apparently. Who knew?

    • @smom25
      @smom25 5 лет назад +6

      Clin Baker , Yes, believe it! Lol

    • @mikedevyatov3213
      @mikedevyatov3213 5 лет назад +6

      Johan Tessens superpower 2020!!!

  • @Extrinsicfactor
    @Extrinsicfactor 5 лет назад +232

    "I used to be an adventurer...until I took an arrow to the knee!" hilarious

  • @risingphoenixphotographyll5586
    @risingphoenixphotographyll5586 5 лет назад +81

    "I use to be an adventurer, until I took an arrow to the knee" .... dead lol.
    Kitboga you are doing a great service! I've been binge watching your whole channel lol

    • @sweettina2
      @sweettina2 4 года назад +6

      Me, too! One after another! 🤣😂

  • @fifilabellechapelle7132
    @fifilabellechapelle7132 5 лет назад +437

    Let me see if I have this straight: I pay my way out of Social Security fraud with Google Play cards, and I pay my way out of IRS fraud with iTunes cards, right?

    • @jessicagray1289
      @jessicagray1289 5 лет назад +3

      Fifi LaBeau 😂😂😂😂

    • @smoothkittie
      @smoothkittie 5 лет назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dyssii
      @dyssii 5 лет назад +9

      Yes, that's exactly right :) now go on then, pay me my cards

    • @MrLTiger
      @MrLTiger 5 лет назад +11

      yes that is correc
      we also accept walmart to walmart transfer

    • @onions86
      @onions86 5 лет назад +3

      Merely department policy. Makes perfect sense to me. Lol

  • @foxmulder6067
    @foxmulder6067 5 лет назад +288

    I love it how you interrupt him during his scare script reading. You're really convincing as an old lady. Very well done

    • @jessicagray1289
      @jessicagray1289 5 лет назад +2

      Fox Mulder 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TS-wf2rn
      @TS-wf2rn 5 лет назад +1

      How does he do that voice so well??

    • @rival7620
      @rival7620 5 лет назад +3

      @@TS-wf2rn it's a voice changer you mong

    • @osnaldov
      @osnaldov 4 года назад +1

      TrooperFN “you Mong” must be some new fangledangle Equipment. Or is it an App. 🤪🤪🤪

    • @daveidduha
      @daveidduha 3 года назад

      @@osnaldov hahahaha ty for this

  • @laurac.8574
    @laurac.8574 5 лет назад +271

    That 22pounds of white powder happens to be flour for baking pecan sandies! 😠

    • @moirasmith
      @moirasmith 5 лет назад +6

      22 lb cat --- even chubbier than my jet black furry boy (can't pick him up on a bad arthritis day)

    • @clivelambert-oe7kg
      @clivelambert-oe7kg 5 лет назад +1

      made me laugh

    • @laurac.8574
      @laurac.8574 5 лет назад +2

      @@clivelambert-oe7kg Thanks, that's a common loon, in case he's too small to see. 😀

    • @moirasmith
      @moirasmith 5 лет назад +4

      OMG and now Gloria has just said she can't even lift her cat bec of her knees.... we're psychically linked ... this wasn't planned, I was just typing during the call !!!!!!!

    • @clivelambert-oe7kg
      @clivelambert-oe7kg 5 лет назад +4

      thanks for the reply he/she is stunning thanks for the name :) i got 2 cockatiels there sitting on my shoulder while im watching this absolutely hilarious kit is a pro

  • @dianehardison2133
    @dianehardison2133 5 лет назад +37

    Oh my gosh. I just listened to the part where she said that she own three houses, but rented them all out and lived in a tent......lol

  • @cha593
    @cha593 4 года назад +81

    Whenever I hear scammers in the background I really hope it's another KitBoga personality chatting to them, but it isn't :(

    • @tommykarrick9130
      @tommykarrick9130 3 года назад +9

      One time I heard a guy in the background of a kitboga video going “No! Don’t redeem! Do not redeem it!!” In the distance, so probably either another scambaiter, or at least a real victim as wonderfully annoying as Kit’s characters

  • @BaldheadMedic
    @BaldheadMedic 5 лет назад +112

    God bless you Kitboga. I love the granny character. It's not right what these jokers do to elder people that are computer illiterate

  • @saltyassassin
    @saltyassassin 5 лет назад +81

    Kitboga just snagged the sound byte of all sound bytes! “I’m a little boy... and I want a Google Play card”... Scam Bait Level: Master!

  • @LittleRhubarb
    @LittleRhubarb 5 лет назад +69

    "Am I getting a new name? Oh lord, I don't want me new name to be Tony" 😂😂 So funny.

  • @ginny5937
    @ginny5937 5 лет назад +69

    Love the aisle signs in your "store", especially the senior perms for $9.99 and the Google play me cards! Just noticed the cobwebs on the "Just Gifts" stand. I, too, love Pecan Sandies.....the prune juice, not so much.
    Your videos are so entertaining while for a serious purpose. Thanks!!

    • @DueForARenaissance
      @DueForARenaissance 4 года назад +6

      "IRS Vouchers" lol

    • @MS-cg1mj
      @MS-cg1mj 4 года назад +2

      The first time I watched a video of Kit's, I thought why is he sitting in a store and giving out personal information? Then I saw the hanging signs and caught on. Now I'm hooked.

    • @zxyatiywariii8
      @zxyatiywariii8 3 года назад +3

      Ikr! My favorites are "Each and Everything Eatery" and "Google PlaNE cards" with the "y" replaced by "ne".
      Also check out the Terms and Services whenever he has his "bank" screen up for Gull & Bull Financial -- it's hilarious the scammers don't even notice that!

    • @DrDecadence
      @DrDecadence 3 года назад

      Never even noticed, thanks for pointing that out lmao

  • @jazz2012
    @jazz2012 5 лет назад +64

    Good grief you can hear others in the background carrying out the same scam. I love that you do this but sad that there are some despicable people in the world that would gladly scam an elderly person.

    • @daveidduha
      @daveidduha 3 года назад +7

      That is why the IRS department of online social security security is here to stop the scammer and give you a refund. Take a listen let me explain.

  • @nervetonic1
    @nervetonic1 5 лет назад +121

    When Gloria asked him to take the call to an unrecorded line, I bet she was going to admit to him that she and her bridge club did indeed run a cocaine operation. That would have been comedy platinum.

    • @samueladams1775
      @samueladams1775 5 лет назад +2

      Actually they grow hybrid marijuana in Texas.

  • @BrianLovesBeefCurtains
    @BrianLovesBeefCurtains 5 лет назад +335

    You're a class act kitboga, very little 'adult language', quality production, always worth making time for, well done dude 👌💪

    • @trevorgough942
      @trevorgough942 5 лет назад +23

      SonnyB I agree,no foul language,racism, just quality entertainment..mind you, I feel quite racist just listening to these scumbag parasites...

    • @jessicagray1289
      @jessicagray1289 5 лет назад +2

      SonnyB 😂😂😂😂

    • @freddykabuffke461
      @freddykabuffke461 5 лет назад +9

      Truth. Him and Jim Browning are top notch.

    • @ObeyTruth
      @ObeyTruth 5 лет назад +7

      I like this channel for these reasons as well. It’s my favorite!

    • @jebsmith323
      @jebsmith323 5 лет назад +4

      @@trevorgough942 That is a danger, isn't it? Thankfully, I am friends with a few Indians who are a credit to their nation.

  • @WiFiFoFum
    @WiFiFoFum 5 лет назад +205

    That backdrop lmao! “IRS vouchers”, “senior perms” 😂

    • @hamsawael2097
      @hamsawael2097 5 лет назад +20

      Each and everything eatery is my favorite

    • @Mike6867
      @Mike6867 5 лет назад +2

      Butterfly how did he get that?

    • @psadelachute363
      @psadelachute363 5 лет назад +5

      Butterfly My favorites are on the top/left of the screen :
      WIGS and SUN GLASSES...

    • @JPMJPM
      @JPMJPM 5 лет назад +10

      And don’t forget the pecan sandies!

    • @WiFiFoFum
      @WiFiFoFum 5 лет назад +5

      And there’s some “just desserts” in the food court

  • @dominusfons4455
    @dominusfons4455 5 лет назад +147

    The sad thing here is while kitboga talking with this scammer...another person’s being scammed for real on the background.

    • @bluelagoon3272
      @bluelagoon3272 4 года назад +10

      Needs to be more people like him, I only wish I had the knowledge to be able to maintain characters or keep the scammers from finding me out...

    • @daveidduha
      @daveidduha 3 года назад +11

      the fact these people are not shut down and are allowed to commit organized crime scams is a disgrace.

    • @k.c4178
      @k.c4178 3 года назад +4

      Welp the guy he’s talking to could be actually scamming someone so either way

    • @wildalbalass4867
      @wildalbalass4867 3 года назад +2

      @@bluelagoon3272 I wish I had the PC know how.

  • @erikshure360
    @erikshure360 5 лет назад +121

    "I'm a wittle boy who wants a Google play card" 38:25
    Damn, you actually got him to say that hahaha!

  • @tahirakathleen5065
    @tahirakathleen5065 5 лет назад +177

    I got this same call a few weeks ago. I wasted almost 2 hours of their time, while they waited for me to buy their gift cards. 😂🤣

    • @JPMJPM
      @JPMJPM 5 лет назад +15

      👏👏👏

    • @jcspider7259
      @jcspider7259 5 лет назад +8

      YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @jennyl6649
      @jennyl6649 5 лет назад +6

      Tahira Kathleen, yea you!!!👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

    • @MaxOakland
      @MaxOakland 5 лет назад +4

      Tahira Kathleen you’re the best

    • @constantine9142
      @constantine9142 5 лет назад +10

      Hey better to waste their time than some poor elders

  • @nanceenana3010
    @nanceenana3010 5 лет назад +39

    The guy’s NON response to the stool sample was freaking hilarious! You’re right to be cracking up! 😂

  • @hermeticmoth
    @hermeticmoth 5 лет назад +181

    I've been in a deep funk and these videos are the only things that have been able to make me laugh in weeks. Dear God's luscious flat Earth, do I appreciate it.

    • @1jeffhead
      @1jeffhead 4 года назад +4

      honestly, same.

    • @PointlessRhetoric
      @PointlessRhetoric 4 года назад +12

      I don't know what deity created kitboga but I'm fully devoted now.

    • @miksjunior
      @miksjunior 4 года назад +2

      Turn away from the hermetic principles and turn to Jesus the messiah. He loves you and wants to help you personally.. you just have to open the door to him. God Bless You!

    • @hermeticmoth
      @hermeticmoth 4 года назад +2

      @@miksjunior "thy will be done, on earth as it is heaven" equals "as above, so below" (principle of correspondence)
      I'm a big fan of him. Thanks for caring 😘 Peace be with you.

    • @miksjunior
      @miksjunior 4 года назад

      @@hermeticmoth thank you also. I believe you are a good soul. Just remembered however hermetic principal ... above you is what,? ,(heaven) below you is what?? Earth? No my friend. The prayer is for people of earth, the will of the heavens as to on earth. But hermericism is above and below equal.. which is blasphemous. Please understand that. God Bless

  • @brookem4904
    @brookem4904 5 лет назад +146

    "I've been delivering stool samples to them for the better part of a month...I guess this time I accidentally sent in my dogs" OMG I'm crying from laughing so hard!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Tay20
      @Tay20 4 года назад +2

      🤣

    • @annasloan2349
      @annasloan2349 4 года назад +3

      How would that even happen? How hard would that be to send in your dogs shit instead of your own? Kit is a genius with this stuff.

    • @zxyatiywariii8
      @zxyatiywariii8 3 года назад +1

      Now I wonder what the lab would think if that really happened. . . Would they immediately recognize the difference, or would they think "Edna" has some very problematic test profiles?😂

    • @wesleyholcombe9609
      @wesleyholcombe9609 3 года назад

      I was reading this comment as he started saying it lol

    • @daphnehinds5581
      @daphnehinds5581 3 года назад

      Are you delivering stool samples? 😆

  • @mduvigneaud
    @mduvigneaud 5 лет назад +42

    Even though I never recorded the calls, I've kept these types of scammers on the phone for almost an hour just to waste their time. I love how much of a rabbit hole you lead them down by giving unexpected responses and interrupting their script!

  • @Cooperma426
    @Cooperma426 5 лет назад +205

    All hail Kitboga: doing more to stop scammers than all the governments of the world combined. XD

    • @awesomejb9646
      @awesomejb9646 5 лет назад +6

      Exactly! It is sad indeed! That don't care.

    • @Scott-yf1zn
      @Scott-yf1zn 5 лет назад +7

      Matt Cooper there’s not much they can do, and there is little incentive for the Indian and Pakistani govs to crack down on these operations as it brings foreign cash into their economies

    • @tastyloaf5487
      @tastyloaf5487 5 лет назад +2

      @@Scott-yf1zn It's pretty bad for their image, though. I know most Indians hate these scammer pricks because now that's all foreigners think of, when India has such beautiful art and culture....

    • @daveidduha
      @daveidduha 3 года назад +1

      gov probably employees these scums. it is organized crime after all (and grand larceny)

  • @ZeusAndKiller
    @ZeusAndKiller 5 лет назад +149

    First you said youre in a retirement home, now you're sleeping in a tent with your bridge friends, which is it Gloria?!?

  • @ireneh4552
    @ireneh4552 5 лет назад +46

    I just love when gradma says :”what ?”. It’s just so funny 😂

  • @scottlarson1548
    @scottlarson1548 5 лет назад +38

    The extra humor is hearing the other guy on the phone in the background saying, "Have you ever... been... in de state.... of Texas before?"

  • @lauragriffin6512
    @lauragriffin6512 5 лет назад +58

    Underwater basket weaving!!!!!! You are too frickin' funny. Love how the "just gifts" is covered with cobwebs.

  • @Legomaster719
    @Legomaster719 5 лет назад +68

    My favorite line had to be "I can say the pledge of allegiance with my eyes closed".

    • @eresparami3008
      @eresparami3008 5 лет назад +4

      Robert Burnham When my daughter was little she told her cousins she could spell her last name with her eyes closed. They’ve never let her live that down. Lol

  • @TheThisIsMe2010
    @TheThisIsMe2010 5 лет назад +38

    "I can say the Pledge of Allegiance with my eyes closed" I couldn't breathe, I was laughing so hard 😂

  • @KristianKumpula
    @KristianKumpula 5 лет назад +69

    Your voice acting and improv skills are sooo good.

    • @emmkatt
      @emmkatt 4 года назад +4

      Voice acting? He uses a voice changer...

    • @tomruch5015
      @tomruch5015 4 года назад +1

      You and Randy Rainbow are getting me through this crisis! Bless you both!

    • @ReloadTH
      @ReloadTH 4 года назад +16

      The voice is from the special voice augmenter device in front of him. But the grandma persona and improv is all him. We can all use that mic to sound like her but not everyone can actually impersonate a senile grandma.

    • @isaacpriestley
      @isaacpriestley 4 года назад +2

      Emm Katt hes still acting

    • @turtleinashirt
      @turtleinashirt 4 года назад +3

      Emm Katt it’s voice acting, even if it involves electronics that assist. I suppose you think actors aren’t acting if CGI is involved as well?

  • @degen83
    @degen83 5 лет назад +10

    I lost it when you said you lived in a tent with the other ladies in your bridge club. Fantastic video

  • @jerryedwards456
    @jerryedwards456 5 лет назад +143

    22 pounds of cocaine. Granny could make enough off of that to buy mr. Whiskers mayonnaise cookies for 5 years!!

  • @PaperMario64
    @PaperMario64 5 лет назад +68

    “I can barely lift my own knees...to get onto the pole.. for exercise class..”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jessicagray1289
      @jessicagray1289 5 лет назад

      Paper Mario 😂😂😂😂

    • @DovesEyes623
      @DovesEyes623 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂 so many gems in one video. This and arrow to the knee sent me

  • @DianeDi
    @DianeDi 5 лет назад +60

    You really made this old lady laugh her butt off !!! 🤣

  • @MusicSetAdrift
    @MusicSetAdrift 5 лет назад +114

    "Proof your American loyal"
    *clears throat*
    -All Americans: "My Country Tis of Thee...."
    Baus

    • @lenas5613
      @lenas5613 5 лет назад +2

      Got a SS scam call last week. Called back the #...I told them never to call me again...the guy says: vee vill bee calling you again and again! At that point I told him I was reporting them and slammed the phone.🤪😁😁🤣 My voicemail rings only once before picking up.

    • @alicecallahan1746
      @alicecallahan1746 4 года назад +4

      @@lenas5613 uh... that has nothing to do with the comment

    • @daveidduha
      @daveidduha 3 года назад +1

      @@lenas5613 there's another scam where they let it ring once and hang up. If you call the number back its overseas charges and you get a huge phone bill. beware. you could be thinking you're wasting their time and actually be getting charged $5 a minute

  • @jennifergiuffre5475
    @jennifergiuffre5475 5 лет назад +19

    But seriously the best was her breaking into My Country Tis of Thee, singing the whole song, and them not saying a word and just continuing on with the speech when she's done. LOL

  • @ArkQueue
    @ArkQueue 5 лет назад +156

    "Why on God's green FLAT Earth" lmao 😂😂

    • @jessicamingin9618
      @jessicamingin9618 4 года назад +7

      I now say that daily.... you'd be amazed (or maybe saddened) at how many people don't catch it.

    • @daveidduha
      @daveidduha 3 года назад +1

      @@jessicamingin9618 One guy replied "whats so funny about that, the earth is flat"
      another replied "Nothing, just like your comedic value."
      lol

  • @RedX916
    @RedX916 5 лет назад +48

    “Just the two of us.. we can make it if we try” LOL

  • @clown2clowncomms
    @clown2clowncomms 5 лет назад +75

    "all my exes live in Texas"
    😆 And that's why I hang my hat in Tennesseeeeee

  • @Nukabun
    @Nukabun 5 лет назад +26

    That Skyrim reference though😂 “I used to be an adventurer before I took an arrow to the knee”

  • @Elitrhian
    @Elitrhian 5 лет назад +15

    The end request Edna gave. I just lost it. I'm crying from laughing so hard!

    • @hannahbanana570
      @hannahbanana570 4 года назад +2

      I tell you what, I’ll do something for you. I’ll give you google play card, listen up. I need you to do something for me. Is there someone on the phone next to you? How close is he to ya? Alright I need you to get up walk over to him and slap the phone right out of his hand and tickle him in his armpit and say PUBG! And then I’ll give you google play card.
      Lol!

  • @B.H.56
    @B.H.56 5 лет назад +120

    I love how abandoned cars are routinely tested for blood and drug residue. And Texas has its own Social Security department.

    • @noneatall9060
      @noneatall9060 5 лет назад +1

      And how car rental companies ask for your social security number...

    • @sweet_pea1188
      @sweet_pea1188 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah ask them what DNA was pulled from the blood lol he got pretty mad ! I asked why would my social security have anything to do with drugs lol that would be the drug enforcement agency

    • @MrOtis-vj3ds
      @MrOtis-vj3ds 5 лет назад +6

      I always test my car for blood and drug residue when I'm driving to the Texas Social Security department. Doesn't everyone??

    • @jillianhundey7201
      @jillianhundey7201 5 лет назад

      Texas did try to secede from the United States lol.

    • @kevinkeeney6693
      @kevinkeeney6693 5 лет назад

      The scammers are correct. Isn't the slogan is "Texas.... It's like a whole nuther country".

  • @Emma-jh5rd
    @Emma-jh5rd 5 лет назад +42

    "My knees are about as floppy as a floppy disc honey". 😁😂

  • @legojenn
    @legojenn 5 лет назад +70

    "I just saved 15% or more on my car insurance..."

  • @Juke-Redlin
    @Juke-Redlin 5 лет назад +25

    First time I've seen Kit break under his own joke.

  • @janenc8040
    @janenc8040 5 лет назад +15

    This is my 4th time watching this video. I notice something funny I missed on every repeat. This one I just noticed that the scammer couldn’t identify Gloria from the phone number she called on, but by her telling the scammer her first name-Gloria-he now knew exactly who she is. Gloria should have waited until all the charges were read including all the 23 bank accounts crap, and then ask the scammer what her last name is. 🤣🤣🤣. Anyway, this is one of your best videos. Absolutely hilarious. 👍🏼

    • @annasloan2349
      @annasloan2349 4 года назад

      Yeah I agree, this may his all time greatest hits album right here...he hits every charge..cocaine, social security fraud, fbi involvement, homeland security involvement, texas, recorded line, quality purposes, safety vouchers, local store, mention of edna's cat, stool samples, sleeping in tents, florida, california, texas, attorney general,
      Underwater basket weaving, obscure lyrics thrown into conversation, cop cars outside the retirement home, google play, 500 dollars is mentioned, kit gets to sing, edna gets to say things she would never admit to because she isn't being recorded, mention of grandson, arrows to the knee, "I'm like your grandson" reference, manager comes to the call, social security cards being issued...the wig is on high beams for this episode!

  • @purplecabbage4406
    @purplecabbage4406 5 лет назад +111

    When he said he coughed up a hairball, I sucked my coffee into my sinuses bc I was laughing so hard 🤣

    • @suzannenichols6900
      @suzannenichols6900 5 лет назад +6

      That's funny, because I was thinking, I was glad I wasn't drinking coffee for the same reason. I was laughing my butt off at that comment.
      Oh my gosh, 'Granny' just said she's been delivering stool samples for the last month. Lolol.

    • @HiPh0Plover1
      @HiPh0Plover1 5 лет назад +1

      That blonde ass tho

  • @mydailystar445
    @mydailystar445 5 лет назад +26

    “Oh honey all my ex’s live in Texas 😂 I dont go there”. 😂😂 oh Granny you always make me laugh

    • @spencersavage8007
      @spencersavage8007 5 лет назад +2

      MyDailyStar Yeah, that made me LOL pretty hard too

  • @MrOtis-vj3ds
    @MrOtis-vj3ds 5 лет назад +43

    These poor hard-working scammers should have separate sound-proof cubicles so that they're not inconvenienced by loud and rude adjacent scammers.

    • @columbannon9134
      @columbannon9134 4 года назад +1

      With such a comment, are you 10 years old

    • @samanthatucholski8982
      @samanthatucholski8982 3 года назад +1

      😆😆😆😆

    • @pippa3150
      @pippa3150 2 года назад

      Or at the very least held over the balcony by their scrawny throats so they can breathe in the fresh Kolkata air.

    • @PruneHub
      @PruneHub Год назад +1

      @columbanon
      WHOOOOSH!!!

  • @sierracindrell5775
    @sierracindrell5775 4 года назад +43

    How often does the “I’m like your grandson” really work? 🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @iamarok
      @iamarok 4 года назад +12

      It's less disturbing than the "can I be your girlfriend?" line 😂

    • @Christina92488
      @Christina92488 4 года назад +9

      It would work on my grandma ☹️. She lives for people saying shit like that. Thank God she doesn't speak English so these scams would not work 😂

  • @irocksixx
    @irocksixx 5 лет назад +83

    the IRS, the FBI, and Homeland Security walk into a bar....

    • @samueladams1775
      @samueladams1775 5 лет назад +15

      The DEA gives each a line of coke.

    • @Curious-Irish-Angel
      @Curious-Irish-Angel 4 года назад +2

      @@samueladams1775 LMAO.... 😂😂😂😂😎💙

    • @canart1975
      @canart1975 4 года назад +5

      And they all speak with Indian accent

    • @iamarok
      @iamarok 4 года назад +3

      Nah they walk into the bars, like the one they threaten with. Like "you'll be behind the bars." 😂

    • @JSLing-vv5go
      @JSLing-vv5go 4 года назад +4

      Which one asks for a Google Play card first?

  • @kingbiscuit8893
    @kingbiscuit8893 5 лет назад +68

    Great video, very funny. When he said they found 22lbs of cocaine you could say "so that is where that went, how soon can you get it back to me?" :-)

    • @kingbiscuit8893
      @kingbiscuit8893 5 лет назад

      @Kristie C lol, good point.

    • @kalikoserpent
      @kalikoserpent 5 лет назад

      I wanna see this, but I'm afraid they'd just hang up

    • @ephenseyst
      @ephenseyst 5 лет назад

      @Kristie C 22lbs = 10kg

    • @billytaylor6604
      @billytaylor6604 5 лет назад

      @Kristie C The agents took their cut ...

  • @shanafan
    @shanafan 5 лет назад +84

    "Whatever happens in Texas, stays in.. Vegas."

  • @knittingnana2939
    @knittingnana2939 5 лет назад +26

    When you started singing "My country tis of thee" I just about peed my pants.

    • @MrOtis-vj3ds
      @MrOtis-vj3ds 5 лет назад +2

      Sung quite well, I must say.

    • @Thindorama
      @Thindorama 5 лет назад

      Corndog1618 Keywords: “just about”

  • @purplewillows1230
    @purplewillows1230 5 лет назад +22

    "I felt a hairball coming up" 😂😂😂 I'm dying here 😂😂

  • @AvidFire
    @AvidFire 4 года назад +3

    I love when you make them humiliate themselves. So good

  • @suzannenichols6900
    @suzannenichols6900 5 лет назад +27

    That "hairball" comment tho'....
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    and THEN, "Just the 2 of us, we can make it if we try"...I died....that was it.
    💀👻☝

  • @techshabby0001
    @techshabby0001 5 лет назад +29

    @Kitboga You should always reveal or fail the call using your character's voice and make the scammers feel like their targets are no longer falling for their tricks.
    When you break out of character and reveal, they know they've been scambaited...again, and will be on alert.

  • @CeruleanTalon
    @CeruleanTalon 5 лет назад +15

    ROFLMAO Her dogs stool! "Took an arrow to the knee!" So many wonderful lines! LOVE your channel!!!!!!

  • @Deadpool_64
    @Deadpool_64 4 года назад +5

    I love when someone actually asks questions instead of mindlessly accepting what they're saying, they just string together a bunch of words to BS their way out of it.

  • @sofab2022
    @sofab2022 5 лет назад +18

    I just found this channel and been binge watching since yesterday and this one is so funny! Omg

  • @occidentalmartyr
    @occidentalmartyr 5 лет назад +94

    In the background they are loudly delivering the same spiel to other victims. Just how many cars full of cocaine did they find?

    • @Statsy10
      @Statsy10 5 лет назад +14

      Just the one... but it had a LOT of people’s DNA in it!

  • @Sapphire-Sky
    @Sapphire-Sky 5 лет назад +30

    "What happens in Texas stays in Vegas" LOL!🤣😂🤣

  • @roybatty-
    @roybatty- 5 лет назад +12

    This is some next level crank calling.

  • @MathIguess
    @MathIguess 5 лет назад +40

    "I rent out all my homes and sleep in a tent"...

  • @georgecampbell2250
    @georgecampbell2250 4 года назад +6

    Just hearing how giddy these punks get when they hear money amounts. It makes me sick.

  • @mgaus
    @mgaus 5 лет назад +57

    Do the questions they ask actually help them somehow? Or is it simply attempting to add the appearance of legitimacy by asking things like "When did you get this call?"

    • @2SpyC_
      @2SpyC_ 5 лет назад +28

      Old Red Sled they’re making sure they have you on their list so they know they aren’t getting pranked

    • @2SpyC_
      @2SpyC_ 5 лет назад +26

      They also ask how much money is in your acct to make sure they aren’t wasting their time

    • @paiz8229
      @paiz8229 5 лет назад +1

      I always wondered the exact same thing too!

  • @MrButch-ls8vl
    @MrButch-ls8vl 5 лет назад +4

    Your impersonation of the Gloria character is HILARIOUS. You should do a stand-up comedy routine based on her! Gloria's voice is perfect - absolutely priceless!

  • @leabyers8750
    @leabyers8750 5 лет назад +41

    Send stool samples for a month? Who does that?😂😂😂

    • @karenjoslyn4051
      @karenjoslyn4051 5 лет назад +1

      that ole granny was givin; this scammer a lotta shit! lol these indian scammers all need a dunce cap!

    • @Xenogeek2
      @Xenogeek2 5 лет назад

      I do. My doctor loves it.

  • @ReloadTH
    @ReloadTH 4 года назад +4

    This was one of the best granny impressions. When she started laughing about the google cards I nearly spat my drink out. Bravo man

  • @artjohnLagas-gk6mg
    @artjohnLagas-gk6mg 4 года назад +3

    In these troubled times you are a gift I have not laughed this hard in 20 years keep up the good work

  • @modiste
    @modiste 5 лет назад +11

    One of your best. I have to stop watching these at work because I’m laughing too much.

  • @xplorar1
    @xplorar1 5 лет назад +10

    HAHAHAHA Accidentally sent in your Dog's stool sample to your doctor!!! Cracked me up!

  • @ptliving
    @ptliving 5 лет назад +10

    Award-Winning Performance!!!! Dude, You ROCK!!!

  • @Nimbus3690
    @Nimbus3690 4 года назад +16

    "Why on god's green *flat* earth would the federal government want gift cards?"

  • @teenie7850
    @teenie7850 3 года назад +3

    Discovering this channel has been the best thing ever! I die every time I watch these I can’t take it! 🤣🤣 Kitboga you are hilarious! Love Edna! I look away for a freaking second to read a comment and look back up and the wig is on!!! DONE! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @GROOVYJOJO
    @GROOVYJOJO 5 лет назад +44

    Sleeps in a tent w other girls from the bridge club😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @Livin4Him...
    @Livin4Him... 5 лет назад +21

    When I need to relax & laugh a little, I hit Kitboga 😎. Love the plugs, like Geico. Lol

  • @ZeusAndKiller
    @ZeusAndKiller 5 лет назад +11

    "why on God's green flat Earth" 😂😂😂 I freaking died!!! The meme o meter should have gone red

  • @PraiseTheFSMonster
    @PraiseTheFSMonster 5 лет назад +8

    "I recently saved 15% or more on my car insurance...but that's neither here nor there"

  • @sandygarland9139
    @sandygarland9139 2 года назад +2

    When Kitboga said I took an arrow to the knee, I spit my tea out laughing out loud!

  • @SheIsNakita
    @SheIsNakita 5 лет назад +17

    😂😂 *I have to say, I’ve never been more happy about any video popping up in my recommendations. Your channel & dedication is priceless!* 👏🏾👏🏾

    • @shirleymccartney6496
      @shirleymccartney6496 4 года назад +1

      My favourite is the Uber driver taking the cards 👍 🤬