1:12:40 jerma tackles a random man on the street and of all people to come to the mans aid is three rival triads who just watched jerma violently drop him head first over a guard rail
Um, did you ever consider he literally can’t see the game when “talking” to chat because he had to “read” chat on the second monitor. So logically, how do you expect him to read chat and also pay attention too the screen?
I got this game for free with my graphics card back in the day. It was my first PC gaming experience. I was blown away by how good it was and to this day still quote the pork bun man any time I see them for sale.
1:36:24 the absolutely horrific scream this lady belts out as she gets kicked into oblivion with a baby crying in the background will stick with me forever 😂
Jerma about 20 minutes into the game: "such a fun game, it gives you a slomo upgrade - I should get it later!" Jerma 3 hours in, looking at the same upgrade: "this is such a boring upgrade, but okay, I'll get it."
I almost had to do that bit when driving through Kentucky with my mom the fog was literally sticking to both sides of the windshield and we were all but breaking our necks sticking our heads out just to see where the road was a couple feet in front of us thankfully she had a friend in the area who we made it to and spent the night but ive never seen fog like that night before or since
Ty for uploading xx Jerma helps me through the rough days like today i had a fight w my best friend he swears it doesnt bother him but i think he DOES mind me being a dyke and stuff makes me wish i was different or "better" like i had a say but whatever its Jerma, this parkour prison telenovela and me going through this now
The left hand traffic road ramble was wrong. The majority of all the countries drive right hand traffic. Right hand traffic % ≈ 83.6% while left hand traffic % is only at ≈ 29.9%.
@@rileyb9716 i did some 5 am math, im sorry, but the point i tried make was that right hand traffic good, left hand traffic retard(like me according to my math)💀 Also: if you search up how many countries are in the world, google comes up with different numbers💀
1:17:00 you know I knew what guy he was talking about and said out loud "deus ex makina" instead of just "deus ex" and then jerma said the exact fucking thing 💀
1:59:33 genuinely shocked that Jerma got the time period of the Ming Dynasty correct considering he doesn’t know when World War 2 happened
he was there
i remember life under Ming Jerma’s reign… he abolished education and hunted half the population for sport
@@ratsoda Jerma becomes emperor... 100 million dead...
Comments that made me google the ming dynasty
Hongzhi Emperor Andy
This is THE game for Jerma. It has everything required to make his twisted sense of humor shine.
41:00 Jerma spending 5 minutes just focusing on the fact that Wei Shen piss for only 3 seconds is definitely the best bit
that middle-kick transition at 2:46:15 didnt go unnocited dumptruck
was just about to say that, that was SLICKKKK
Thank you for the timestamp, that was the slickest shit
I was like, "Wait wtf hold on did I just have a stroke?" 🤣
You sneaky devil, you!
I just had a stroke trying to read "unnocited". I see u mean unnoticed, but omg lol
there were a few slick cuts with slides and kicks. nice little editor touches
Jerma's reason for assaulting a woman/random innocent civilians - " (Wacky Voice) I just wanted to see what would happen!"
"I just wanted to put her head in the crabs!"
just like in real life….
I just remember when he played this at the end of the game he was blasting civilians with a shotgun while they where running screaming for help
@@CEDERELi too beat pedestrians out of curiosity
He just wanted to see if brain damage had been patched out geeze give him a break
1:07:20 Jerma getting out of the bus and immediately beating the first civilian he sees to death is peak Jerma
Him doing the races and drifting round every corner watching every car overtake him as he does but still continuing to drift is peak jerma
It doesnt matter if you win it matters if you look better then the guy who passes you 😂
drift king
didnt realize how badly I wanted a long edit of jerma playing this 😂 this was one of my favorite games to play as a teen!
Jerma and those simple number puzzles. Has to be a bit
1:26:36 “why would you do that” as if thats not exactly what hes been doing for the entire stream
7:25 "You must be a very dangerous man, Wei Shen."
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"Byeah."
hearing him call the game "pretty" and "look at that atmosphere" Really made me happy to hear.
Him saying he hasn’t seen a gun the whole game while like 3 hours ago saying thanks for the gun is insane dementia
These Sleeping Dog long edits are scratching an itch I didn't even know I had
Thank you, I have a dream that every Jerma985 stream has a long edit and this, this is making my dream a reality.
talk about dreams. your pfp is a nightmare
@@imjonathan6745where is your pfp from? Just asking
@@enzoleegwater3718 it's from Gantz
I've been loving watching your long edits, hope you keep making them!
1:12:40 jerma tackles a random man on the street and of all people to come to the mans aid is three rival triads who just watched jerma violently drop him head first over a guard rail
It's actually most of the world that drives on the right. It's mostly former British colonies that drive on the left.
isn't most of the world british colonies (former or not)
Shh @@galaxychill9578
@@galaxychill9578specifically former commonwealths in Asia, Africa, and the Caribbean.
20 minutes in and ive already decided i need this game
It goes on sale pretty often and is worth every penny, it's a really fun game
It's in my top 5 games ever. I personally prefer it to gta
these long edits are so relaxing to me :) thank you
I like your cuts. Like how at some point you merge two clips with Jerma doing a slide, that's always fun.
ur kinda cute
@@DiplomatOfDirt📸
@@dykemoder love your keyboard smash username
2:22:29 Yes, Jerma. We Asians do live DJ sets and throw parties in the kitchen
I asked skye for this about a year ago and it was put in the queue,,,, here you come to save the day!
18:33 did I miss something or did he inadvertently predict the voice line but then also not notice/react like a normal member of the human species
Was going to comment this exactly when I opened the comments and read this
The timing of this long edit when I've been wanting to rewatch these streams
In games like these Jerma intrusive thoughts are just thoughts
Jesus it's like he becomes completely blind and deaf whenever he's talking to chat.
Um, did you ever consider he literally can’t see the game when “talking” to chat because he had to “read” chat on the second monitor.
So logically, how do you expect him to read chat and also pay attention too the screen?
@@ComplexMotivations um akshually
@@ComplexMotivationsAutism
@@ComplexMotivationsgamer instincts
@@ultraviolentand your channel is Depression
If life were fair we'd be waiting on Sleeping Dogs 3 right now.
2:40:30 legit said "hey, jerma, hey!" lmao
18:32 jerma quoting Wei before he even speaks
jerma always said he can’t play games like gta cause he just punches and runs people over, this is the closest we will get to seeing that
I got this game for free with my graphics card back in the day. It was my first PC gaming experience. I was blown away by how good it was and to this day still quote the pork bun man any time I see them for sale.
1:36:24 the absolutely horrific scream this lady belts out as she gets kicked into oblivion with a baby crying in the background will stick with me forever 😂
TIL Parry Shen's first movie role was Starship Troopers
16:10. Legitimately love the voice acting. This one does guy with just a touch of accent. I love the dialogue.
Not even 20 seconds in and I’m being told to not ever live anywhere. Never change jerma
I love these long edits. keep it up. great job.
this transitions are incredible!
Jerma about 20 minutes into the game: "such a fun game, it gives you a slomo upgrade - I should get it later!"
Jerma 3 hours in, looking at the same upgrade: "this is such a boring upgrade, but okay, I'll get it."
2:06:21 after Jerma immolated the suspect's friend in front of him, he couldnt even run away.
Jerma: Be homeless. Dont live anywhere
2:13:00 chipmunk
1:43:22
lol at True Crimes: Streets of NY reference. Has me howlin.
"Move mothafukah! Po-lice!
9:46 What Jerma said here actually blew my mind.
Lmao the enemies just shuffle around and shove you every 10 seconds
51:05 this dude is literally jim carrey
I almost had to do that bit when driving through Kentucky with my mom the fog was literally sticking to both sides of the windshield and we were all but breaking our necks sticking our heads out just to see where the road was a couple feet in front of us thankfully she had a friend in the area who we made it to and spent the night but ive never seen fog like that night before or since
2:46:13 was this beautiful ass transition necessary
1:16:15 Skyrim ref
bright swishy pants and shallow v-necks. Jerma has the style of a child.
Watching from Hong Kong 🇭🇰 good edit!
Ty for uploading xx
Jerma helps me through the rough days like today i had a fight w my best friend he swears it doesnt bother him but i think he DOES mind me being a dyke and stuff makes me wish i was different or "better" like i had a say but whatever its Jerma, this parkour prison telenovela and me going through this now
Hey, if your friend doesn't like you for being who you are, that's a bad friend. Hope2 you're doing better !
underrated stream good shit
2:54:45 Oscar triple-dragon-kicks booth babes.
That's words for ya.
Glad I’m not the only one who’s stupid
He hit B to close the phone when he was putting the bug in the vent
2:00:56. "I'll never stop jelqing"
2:54:57 The drink awakened the Psycho dragon
He read the sign and did as he was told
Calvin, time is of the essence!
If jerma was real i would be really happy.
I love jerma, but god is he oblivious sometimes
36:20 NPC has tourette’s
1:13:08 Let the feast begin! I shall partake!
Sleeping dogs looks really good for a ps2 game.
18:34 literally said what he said
21:39 Definition: Foreshadowing
2:12:53 Man I love this fella
love the long edit, this one has pretty low volume for me as a few before just fyi
Holy COW, I missed out on a GEM of a game!
The left hand traffic road ramble was wrong. The majority of all the countries drive right hand traffic.
Right hand traffic % ≈ 83.6% while left hand traffic % is only at ≈ 29.9%.
those percents don't add up lol, unless there are countries where people just drive on both sides of the road at their leisure
@@rileyb9716 i did some 5 am math, im sorry, but the point i tried make was that right hand traffic good, left hand traffic retard(like me according to my math)💀
Also: if you search up how many countries are in the world, google comes up with different numbers💀
@@rileyb9716in my hometown its jsut chaos so makes sense
ive just now discovered you and immediately subbed
3:19:34 jesus christ my chest hurts
ALL Hallywood movies, SUPA CHEEEAP!
most of the world actually drive on the right hand side of the road, not sure why jerma thinks everywhere but america/canada drives on the left
1:17:00 you know I knew what guy he was talking about and said out loud "deus ex makina" instead of just "deus ex" and then jerma said the exact fucking thing 💀
2:46:15 nice kick
jeremy
jeremy
2:33:14 I’m a guy in a chicken van - is that illegal?
omg this game has opeth music in it 3:29:20
Sweet catch!
I now live nowhere and life is great!😀
1:23:01 That is in fact not true. Jerma is a certified capper.
Bicentennial Man got a rerelease?
2:46:15 Smooth transition
1:36:25 omg
A long edit of yakuza 0 would be cool 😎
ty
2:46:15 What a sick edit
*also 2:49:51
THX FOR THIS
1:07:20
Jerma in a real fight
This shit is so funny at 1 am idk why. 1:57:05
I laughed my head off last night to you going tire iron over and over again 😂 💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️📴🌉🌃 ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
19:15
"no duplicates allowed" - *proceeds to try 3 times*, jesus christ how can you be bad at playing games, its literally your full time job
imagine watching his botw streams
2:13:00
Jerma Unibomber Arch
The Bicentennial Mald
Ad rolls every 2 minutes is really annoying
i like how jerma thinks shadow of war is really easy lmao