The thing is, he's right. Jerma, much like the Joker he inspired, suffers from a form of "super-sanity." He is acutely aware of everything that is happening at all times, and is unable to relegate any of it to routine or subconscious processing. This means that he is aware of every minute little thing that happens between Cause and Effect, and gets lost in the immensity of it. This leads to things like holding up a geode while bellowing "MAGIC! POWERS!"; everyone knows that geodes are amazing, but most of us come to terms with that and accept it fairly quickly. Jerma is forever trapped in the first initial moment of boggling at the incredible crystal, and at everything else. He's extremely functional, considering all that. It just means that sometimes, when he pushes a cup off a table, he is alarmed by the noise when it breaks on the floor; not because he wasn't expecting it, but because in order to link those two ideas he needs to think about all of gravity first, and sometimes gets lost along the way on stuff like accretion disks. But he's not wrong. It is absolutely batshit that everything pulls on everything else, but the thing we're standing on is so big it pulls everything towards it vastly more than anything else pulls towards each other. That is Bananas Town. Any amount of thinking about it and you will remember that geodes are, in fact, magic powers. Holy shit lookit all them lil facets in that rock egg. Jerma is our sibyl, our Oracle of Delphi; in his tortured writhings and fevered ramblings, we can glean hints of the truth of the universe. Anyway I liked it in this one when he Hit a Man.
24:00 has to be my favorite Hitman moment. The sommelier starts shattering vintage bottles to emphasize the rarity and superiority of what they're being served, then domes one of the table guests when they're not amused - all without breaking stride in his presentation
fun fact, the "device" Jerma describes at 12:25 exists and is called a Posture Collar. It is commonly used in BDSM play which makes his further comments about being taped into the chair suspiciously apt. . .
I know what that is from it use in the climax of the girl with the dragon tattoo film when Daniel Craig's character is captured and one of these is used on his character to restrain him.
Bro…that’s not funny to joke about, he was such an important streamer to so many people and now you’re out here trivializing his death??? This is sick, Principal bubbles s WILL be caught, and we WILL have Justice. RIP king #neverforgetmarch32nd
@@StrawberryQuestionsstop spreading propaganda, everyone knows jerma shot himself 42 times in the back right before throwing himself into the Mississippi River
dude ive been searching for jerma singing the toothbrush song for ages now bc i forgot what video it was in and couldnt find it.. finally i have the jerma toothbrush song and i can die happy
54:36 this part of the vid had me dying he throws a lady into a fucking pit, and he immediately gets fired upon and his response is to toss an apple at a screaming lady
Jerma singing about brushing your teeth for a minute and a half is definitely the most normal thing your gonna see in the video. (Thank you for 1k likes!)
Jerma has such a unique way of being a hitman, his ability to act like a complete incompetent baboon completely hides the fact that he's killed thousands of people and never been caught
Love the compilations, but now that the retirement arc is in full swing I feel like it’s a perfect opportunity for this channel to also go back to streams that never got an edit, like when he played the first 2 Frog Detective games
Awesome i laughed at the moment on 23:02 already multiple times, rewatching it again and again! Truly a timeless masterpieced this edit is, rewatching it 30th time already and cant stop doing that
the willy wonka joke prediction to willy wonka joke to jerma pushing "the wrong person" to their death to failing the mission because he pushed Diana Burnwood in of all people had me wheeze laughing for a minute straight. what an incredible chain of events
Jerma really do be the kinda guy who would run through a crowd throwing punches with wild abandon and then get immediately confused why people around him are running away in fear.
Chat, what would you do if you met Jerma at a Twitch meet and greet, and right before you shook his hand, you saw him make a new save file for a comedy reset.
i love how although it gives a perfectly clear hint to jerma that he can press G to dismiss the dj, he instead chooses to sucker punch the DJ. i'm so glad that we see jerma in his natural habitat this stream...
28:34 47 extolling the rarity and legendary value of the wine through a long and detailed story about the reason for its scarcity while smashing a bottle of it on the table every three seconds is fucking hilarious
I often get high and just space out while listening to Jerma, but the Toothbrush song fully brought me out of that. What in the hell is he talking about
YESSSS. Just got into watching hitman streams again and this came at a perfect time. Please continue this best of videos, absolutely amazing and thank you
If anyone can find the original image of the clown talking to kids at 4:01 I have good reason to believe that that’s from my grade school 💀 I’ve been trying to find it online and I need to know
0:31 It's 3:00 AM, and i just got back from the bar. I started brushing my teeth, and the toothbrush bit started playing. Cosmic irony has never been better
Jerma will do the most intentional, deliberate, easy-to-understand action and then go "what happened? WHAT HAPPENED?"
The thing is, he's right.
Jerma, much like the Joker he inspired, suffers from a form of "super-sanity." He is acutely aware of everything that is happening at all times, and is unable to relegate any of it to routine or subconscious processing. This means that he is aware of every minute little thing that happens between Cause and Effect, and gets lost in the immensity of it. This leads to things like holding up a geode while bellowing "MAGIC! POWERS!"; everyone knows that geodes are amazing, but most of us come to terms with that and accept it fairly quickly. Jerma is forever trapped in the first initial moment of boggling at the incredible crystal, and at everything else.
He's extremely functional, considering all that. It just means that sometimes, when he pushes a cup off a table, he is alarmed by the noise when it breaks on the floor; not because he wasn't expecting it, but because in order to link those two ideas he needs to think about all of gravity first, and sometimes gets lost along the way on stuff like accretion disks.
But he's not wrong. It is absolutely batshit that everything pulls on everything else, but the thing we're standing on is so big it pulls everything towards it vastly more than anything else pulls towards each other. That is Bananas Town. Any amount of thinking about it and you will remember that geodes are, in fact, magic powers. Holy shit lookit all them lil facets in that rock egg.
Jerma is our sibyl, our Oracle of Delphi; in his tortured writhings and fevered ramblings, we can glean hints of the truth of the universe.
Anyway I liked it in this one when he Hit a Man.
@@kalimaude3532 I nearly died reading your scientific analysis of the Jerma985 species, keep up the good educational work!
@@kalimaude3532 This is the most accurate character description I've ever read in my life.
More like hit man pee
@@kalimaude3532 This really puts the Boston arc in perspective... I think I need to rewatch the whole series with this in mind.
24:00 has to be my favorite Hitman moment. The sommelier starts shattering vintage bottles to emphasize the rarity and superiority of what they're being served, then domes one of the table guests when they're not amused - all without breaking stride in his presentation
Can you imagine being one of the guests bearing witness to this? I'd think he was having a mental break or something
**throws body off a 60ft balcony head-first**
"Wait is this gonna kill him?"
So glad they made 3 games about Jeremy's past
Agent 985
Jerma is working on part 4 this very moment.
@@The_real_GorgoJerma using alt accounts now 😨
@@tovarischshashlikov what are you talking about?
All of the times Jerma has had a hit organized on him.
20:15 unintentionally killing the target and having the game crash is fucking hilarious.
Agent 47 is Jerma's future....bald, murderous, and without any hair on his head.
a full head of bald hair
I’d be shocked if he was bald, murderous and had hair on his head.
You just said bald three times
jerma947
This is one of the funniest comments I've ever seen I'm serious
He really doesn't do a good job of hiding that he used to be a hitman himself.
He knows we know. The charade is now an established tradition; the vestige of a more clandestine age, serving no practical purpose.
Used to be?
He’s retiring from twitch so he can go back to the hit man profession
Whenever he kills someone, the one thing people have noticed is his laughter.
yeah but theres a reason he isnt one anymore
11:10 Jerma: punches a dude and then starts assaulting people in the crowd
Crowd: *runs*
Jerma: Wait, what happened?
Instant memory loss
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fun fact, the "device" Jerma describes at 12:25 exists and is called a Posture Collar. It is commonly used in BDSM play which makes his further comments about being taped into the chair suspiciously apt. . .
I know what that is from it use in the climax of the girl with the dragon tattoo film when Daniel Craig's character is captured and one of these is used on his character to restrain him.
@@KW-ng8ndinsane garden path sentence, I thought you were talking about some porn you've seen for sure
He can't keep getting away with it!
He's paranoid about getting caught naked lest we see the harness he wears under his shirt
@@KW-ng8ndreminds me of that other daniel craig bdsm scene (casino royale, where he gets his balls whacked by mads mikkelsen)
48:16 As you can see, this game is clearly what gave Jeremy the inspiration for his numerous Meat-grinder themed murders across the country.
It was actually the other way around.
We all thought he was soft retiring, little did we know that this sly devil was speed-running Hitman 3
These were recorded years ago, or maybe I'm not getting the joke
Bro…that’s not funny to joke about, he was such an important streamer to so many people and now you’re out here trivializing his death??? This is sick, Principal bubbles s WILL be caught, and we WILL have Justice. RIP king #neverforgetmarch32nd
@@StrawberryQuestions you tell him
@@StrawberryQuestionsstop spreading propaganda, everyone knows jerma shot himself 42 times in the back right before throwing himself into the Mississippi River
@@StrawberryQuestionsLET HIM KNOW KING
It's like he never died... RIP Jeremy... We miss you buddy...
dude ive been searching for jerma singing the toothbrush song for ages now bc i forgot what video it was in and couldnt find it.. finally i have the jerma toothbrush song and i can die happy
How did you manage to brush your teeth all this time without it!?!?
@@smooth4553They haven't, their teeth have rotted, sadly
@@e195087 can confirm, my teeth have all fallen out 😔
I love how he starts actually panicking when not allowed to kill innocent people
Agent 47: "Agustus Gloop am i right?"
Diana: "Wha-"
Agent 47: *dumps his boss in chocolate*
yeah, my favorite part about soldier:76 is that he says his own name before he ults like a pokemon
21:40 I love how he asks “what happened” after blasting a guy in the back with a shotgun
Jerma’s utter inability to play stealth games really shines in this game
In nature, he's actually an apex predator so it makes sense why he's good at this game
local streamer VIRTUALLY MURDERS innocent civilians and LAUGHS
local streamer MURDERS VIRTUALLY innocent civillians and LAUGHS
Local murderer STREAMS and LAUGHS
STROKAL MURDEREAMER VIRTUocentians civinnaughs andio
local MURDERS
Local
40:08 "STOP SAYING THAT! IT'S MAKING ME UNCONCIOUS" is one of my favorite Jerma lines ever.
54:36 this part of the vid had me dying
he throws a lady into a fucking pit, and he immediately gets fired upon
and his response is to toss an apple at a screaming lady
21:32 the signs were always there we just couldnt see them
this video is not about a video game by the way, it's just him remembering his favourite assassinations, part 3
Jerma plays hitman the same way a child who's never played video games ever would play it
CRUEL streamer denies starving editors of fresh streams.
*Dips hand into fryer*
"Everybody's looking at me like I'm a weirdo!"
the "i gotta get outta here" is the funniest thing ive seen in the last decade
i love how he instantly dates this video back three years by showing the 2021 cake
Jerma singing about brushing your teeth for a minute and a half is definitely the most normal thing your gonna see in the video. (Thank you for 1k likes!)
not even 2 minutes smh
you're*
@@randomepic12 ima keep in the mistake.
@@yamum21231i respect it
brush your teeth if you dont wanna go to fcking jail kids
Jerma has such a unique way of being a hitman, his ability to act like a complete incompetent baboon completely hides the fact that he's killed thousands of people and never been caught
Mr bean
Love the compilations, but now that the retirement arc is in full swing I feel like it’s a perfect opportunity for this channel to also go back to streams that never got an edit, like when he played the first 2 Frog Detective games
This is where the meat-grinder fantasy began, I believe. The ole winery refinery
"what's goin on, Nyanderthals?" im dying this man is k!lling me with a weapon
I love how he covered otto with the cake cause he knew no one was gonna care about the cake if otto was in frame
Awesome i laughed at the moment on 23:02 already multiple times, rewatching it again and again! Truly a timeless masterpieced this edit is, rewatching it 30th time already and cant stop doing that
Jerma bending space and time to allow us to watch his stream highlights more efficiently! Love him for that
the willy wonka joke prediction to willy wonka joke to jerma pushing "the wrong person" to their death to failing the mission because he pushed Diana Burnwood in of all people had me wheeze laughing for a minute straight. what an incredible chain of events
What a nice tribute video to my favorite former-streamer. RIP Jerema Elberson and his victims
Jerma really do be the kinda guy who would run through a crowd throwing punches with wild abandon and then get immediately confused why people around him are running away in fear.
I love how the rave crowd witnessed him throat punch a guy but he was such a hype DJ that they decided to forgive him immediately and resume dancing
this guy kills people
yeah he killed me
Can confirm, I'm dead
That’s what I’m sayin
Accidentally killing actual target while trying to hide the random body in the most clumsy way possible - is totally Jerma thing to do
Watching a new Jerma video instead of going to sleep?? couldn't be me (my sleep schedule is in shambles)
One hour of the concrete level.
Jeremy's complete incapability to play this game correctly whatsoever will never fail to amaze me.
Chat, what would you do if you met Jerma at a Twitch meet and greet, and right before you shook his hand, you saw him make a new save file for a comedy reset.
Nothing will be like Jerma ever again, and I am happy to at least be there for a part of it
i love how although it gives a perfectly clear hint to jerma that he can press G to dismiss the dj, he instead chooses to sucker punch the DJ. i'm so glad that we see jerma in his natural habitat this stream...
0:30 im so high rn this sounded like a jam
hey look behind you!
I said, look behind you
look infront of you
Look to your left now
cant believe we found the gopro footage of jerma at twitchcon
28:34
47 extolling the rarity and legendary value of the wine through a long and detailed story about the reason for its scarcity while smashing a bottle of it on the table every three seconds is fucking hilarious
then he just throws it at someone
42:33 It just comes so natural to him.
Whenever Jerma plays Hitman it's like he's edging his ADHD
11:07
The world hadn't seen violence for 38 years until this moment
The gamer posture corrector is just a noose a sitting height
why did jerma briefly morph into Elmo at the end of the tooth brushing song
never knew i needed a singing jerma toothbrush until now
So excited to watch jerma985 hit on men 😊
Jerma was in the Grassy Knoll
47 accidentally throwing Diana to her death instead of the target because he was distracted reading chat is peak comedy
i love how he gets genuinely embarrassed and uncomfortable around the npcs in vr
1:10 this goes pretty hard ngl
HE WAS ZONKED OUT OF HIS MIND THOSE WHOLE STREAMS
I often get high and just space out while listening to Jerma, but the Toothbrush song fully brought me out of that. What in the hell is he talking about
YESSSS. Just got into watching hitman streams again and this came at a perfect time. Please continue this best of videos, absolutely amazing and thank you
Jerma being the DJ was pure gold, especially when he turned around
SEE, he does push people into meatgrinders! 😨
this video is dangerous. very genuinely freaked out for a moment because i was laughing so hard at the grape crusher bit
27:30 caveman moment
watching this to fall asleep is fucked up cuz he just keeps laughing maniacally while all the people in the game are screaming. psycho streamer
When he threw Diana into the vat I nearly died from laughter
Jerma will never be able to pay off his Clown School debt
I feel like another chill stream idea is to watch old videos again. Those are my favorite.
27:32 the way he overhead clubs the npc in the head like a caveman combined with the violent impact sound will never fail to make me laugh
the I haven't seen you guys in 5 to 6 days is getting too real
I miss jerma's streams, I knew it would happen eventually but not this soon.
It’s so sad that Jeremy is still stuck in 2021. Hopefully he will figure out how to fix that broken Time Machine!
lovely jubbly
If anyone can find the original image of the clown talking to kids at 4:01 I have good reason to believe that that’s from my grade school 💀 I’ve been trying to find it online and I need to know
There is a video called "principal clowns around for reading"
2021 was 18 years ago…
0:31 It's 3:00 AM, and i just got back from the bar. I started brushing my teeth, and the toothbrush bit started playing. Cosmic irony has never been better
40:09 "Jerma you suck."
"Stop saying that! It's making me onion! It's making me unconscious!"
brush brushy brush brush every day and night 🔥🔥🔥
This might be the lowest effort title I’ve ever seen on a Jerma video lol
the toothbrushing rap im crying lmfaoooo
brush brushy brush brush 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️👄👄👄👄
21:31 Jerma really is Agent 47 holy moly
Actually seeing him play this makes me want to see him play cruelty squad
Jerma makes one mistake and starts killing everyone. It must remind him of his younger years
I like how he ramped up uploading all these after he “retired” because of his horrendous chat. Gotta keep revenue up somehow I suppose.
I heard he donates the money to the HITLER YOUTH
Are you being honest or is this a bit
i really hope they either make more hitmans or jeremy plays the old ones because these streams were so fun
"get soaped mofo" definately needs to be a more routine threat, like "I'm gonna kick your arse"
i love jerma so much
The concrete level, a real classic
Im SO glad he isn't real. I wouldn't feel safe in my own home if he was really out there
Jeremy Elbertson truly is a good(ish) assassin. So epic.
20:35 my completely different game also happened to crash at the same time even tho I’m watching this on mobile and playing on laptop. The Jerma Curse
Jerma was once my attorney, currently on 4th life sentence
Youre the only reason why I brush my teeth Jeremy
jerma tried to behead me in my driveway on june 14th 2018
Raid Song:
*30 seconds of buildup*
AnnnnnnNNNnnNnNnNnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
WELcome to the stream
you've all shown your bauhdFACESss
its all whihhHAEEEHH
Poetry