Jerma Best Of Hitman 3

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @UseZapCannon
    @UseZapCannon 8 месяцев назад +1119

    Jerma will do the most intentional, deliberate, easy-to-understand action and then go "what happened? WHAT HAPPENED?"

    • @kalimaude3532
      @kalimaude3532 8 месяцев назад +168

      The thing is, he's right.
      Jerma, much like the Joker he inspired, suffers from a form of "super-sanity." He is acutely aware of everything that is happening at all times, and is unable to relegate any of it to routine or subconscious processing. This means that he is aware of every minute little thing that happens between Cause and Effect, and gets lost in the immensity of it. This leads to things like holding up a geode while bellowing "MAGIC! POWERS!"; everyone knows that geodes are amazing, but most of us come to terms with that and accept it fairly quickly. Jerma is forever trapped in the first initial moment of boggling at the incredible crystal, and at everything else.
      He's extremely functional, considering all that. It just means that sometimes, when he pushes a cup off a table, he is alarmed by the noise when it breaks on the floor; not because he wasn't expecting it, but because in order to link those two ideas he needs to think about all of gravity first, and sometimes gets lost along the way on stuff like accretion disks.
      But he's not wrong. It is absolutely batshit that everything pulls on everything else, but the thing we're standing on is so big it pulls everything towards it vastly more than anything else pulls towards each other. That is Bananas Town. Any amount of thinking about it and you will remember that geodes are, in fact, magic powers. Holy shit lookit all them lil facets in that rock egg.
      Jerma is our sibyl, our Oracle of Delphi; in his tortured writhings and fevered ramblings, we can glean hints of the truth of the universe.
      Anyway I liked it in this one when he Hit a Man.

    • @tristenouvelle
      @tristenouvelle 8 месяцев назад +42

      ​@@kalimaude3532 I nearly died reading your scientific analysis of the Jerma985 species, keep up the good educational work!

    • @ServerSideSquid
      @ServerSideSquid 8 месяцев назад +21

      @@kalimaude3532 This is the most accurate character description I've ever read in my life.

    • @zandergraffunder2740
      @zandergraffunder2740 7 месяцев назад

      More like hit man pee

    • @beebo33
      @beebo33 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@kalimaude3532 This really puts the Boston arc in perspective... I think I need to rewatch the whole series with this in mind.

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 8 месяцев назад +375

    24:00 has to be my favorite Hitman moment. The sommelier starts shattering vintage bottles to emphasize the rarity and superiority of what they're being served, then domes one of the table guests when they're not amused - all without breaking stride in his presentation

    • @thedenseone6443
      @thedenseone6443 7 месяцев назад +45

      Can you imagine being one of the guests bearing witness to this? I'd think he was having a mental break or something

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 8 месяцев назад +458

    **throws body off a 60ft balcony head-first**
    "Wait is this gonna kill him?"

  • @regyr081
    @regyr081 8 месяцев назад +2982

    So glad they made 3 games about Jeremy's past

  • @mutestingray
    @mutestingray 8 месяцев назад +82

    20:15 unintentionally killing the target and having the game crash is fucking hilarious.

  • @gabetronson7546
    @gabetronson7546 8 месяцев назад +641

    Agent 47 is Jerma's future....bald, murderous, and without any hair on his head.

    • @mattd1466
      @mattd1466 8 месяцев назад +182

      a full head of bald hair

    • @FreedomPuppy
      @FreedomPuppy 8 месяцев назад +81

      I’d be shocked if he was bald, murderous and had hair on his head.

    • @Leachtenstein
      @Leachtenstein 8 месяцев назад +70

      You just said bald three times

    • @halfananimalcracker
      @halfananimalcracker 8 месяцев назад +14

      jerma947

    • @williamrueckert-gardner3293
      @williamrueckert-gardner3293 8 месяцев назад +18

      This is one of the funniest comments I've ever seen I'm serious

  • @pengwyn64
    @pengwyn64 8 месяцев назад +682

    He really doesn't do a good job of hiding that he used to be a hitman himself.

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 8 месяцев назад +20

      He knows we know. The charade is now an established tradition; the vestige of a more clandestine age, serving no practical purpose.

    • @anaccident12
      @anaccident12 8 месяцев назад +5

      Used to be?

    • @yuhknowhat7670
      @yuhknowhat7670 8 месяцев назад +13

      He’s retiring from twitch so he can go back to the hit man profession

    • @Grapefruit5000
      @Grapefruit5000 8 месяцев назад +2

      Whenever he kills someone, the one thing people have noticed is his laughter.

    • @Defnotdiablo
      @Defnotdiablo 6 месяцев назад

      yeah but theres a reason he isnt one anymore

  • @ItsB3enLikeThis
    @ItsB3enLikeThis 8 месяцев назад +231

    11:10 Jerma: punches a dude and then starts assaulting people in the crowd
    Crowd: *runs*
    Jerma: Wait, what happened?

    • @simjc1212
      @simjc1212 8 месяцев назад +32

      Instant memory loss

    • @DUKEHadToDoItToEm
      @DUKEHadToDoItToEm 8 месяцев назад

      ruclips.net/user/clipUgkxIh2F0MgNiXgtDD7ZYWdJcfaHzZrZoCWC?feature=shared

  • @8bitcrook273
    @8bitcrook273 8 месяцев назад +550

    fun fact, the "device" Jerma describes at 12:25 exists and is called a Posture Collar. It is commonly used in BDSM play which makes his further comments about being taped into the chair suspiciously apt. . .

    • @KW-ng8nd
      @KW-ng8nd 8 месяцев назад +19

      I know what that is from it use in the climax of the girl with the dragon tattoo film when Daniel Craig's character is captured and one of these is used on his character to restrain him.

    • @radeklew1
      @radeklew1 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@KW-ng8ndinsane garden path sentence, I thought you were talking about some porn you've seen for sure

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 8 месяцев назад +12

      He can't keep getting away with it!

    • @zenhendershott7907
      @zenhendershott7907 8 месяцев назад +39

      He's paranoid about getting caught naked lest we see the harness he wears under his shirt

    • @chumimiii533
      @chumimiii533 8 месяцев назад +21

      @@KW-ng8ndreminds me of that other daniel craig bdsm scene (casino royale, where he gets his balls whacked by mads mikkelsen)

  • @linguinithe1st499
    @linguinithe1st499 8 месяцев назад +163

    48:16 As you can see, this game is clearly what gave Jeremy the inspiration for his numerous Meat-grinder themed murders across the country.

  • @Livingroomset799Dep
    @Livingroomset799Dep 8 месяцев назад +866

    We all thought he was soft retiring, little did we know that this sly devil was speed-running Hitman 3

    • @bruhcoin2361
      @bruhcoin2361 8 месяцев назад +71

      These were recorded years ago, or maybe I'm not getting the joke

    • @StrawberryQuestions
      @StrawberryQuestions 8 месяцев назад +270

      Bro…that’s not funny to joke about, he was such an important streamer to so many people and now you’re out here trivializing his death??? This is sick, Principal bubbles s WILL be caught, and we WILL have Justice. RIP king #neverforgetmarch32nd

    • @bapplea
      @bapplea 8 месяцев назад +33

      @@StrawberryQuestions you tell him

    • @notyourhero1685
      @notyourhero1685 8 месяцев назад

      @@StrawberryQuestionsstop spreading propaganda, everyone knows jerma shot himself 42 times in the back right before throwing himself into the Mississippi River

    • @gababummy
      @gababummy 8 месяцев назад +21

      @@StrawberryQuestionsLET HIM KNOW KING

  • @Captain_Bobvious
    @Captain_Bobvious 8 месяцев назад +80

    It's like he never died... RIP Jeremy... We miss you buddy...

  • @floralfox
    @floralfox 8 месяцев назад +166

    dude ive been searching for jerma singing the toothbrush song for ages now bc i forgot what video it was in and couldnt find it.. finally i have the jerma toothbrush song and i can die happy

    • @smooth4553
      @smooth4553 8 месяцев назад +43

      How did you manage to brush your teeth all this time without it!?!?

    • @e195087
      @e195087 8 месяцев назад +31

      @@smooth4553​​⁠They haven't, their teeth have rotted, sadly

    • @floralfox
      @floralfox 7 месяцев назад

      @@e195087 can confirm, my teeth have all fallen out 😔

  • @whallord3585
    @whallord3585 7 месяцев назад +23

    I love how he starts actually panicking when not allowed to kill innocent people

  • @ohokaye817
    @ohokaye817 8 месяцев назад +99

    Agent 47: "Agustus Gloop am i right?"
    Diana: "Wha-"
    Agent 47: *dumps his boss in chocolate*

  • @mythcat1273
    @mythcat1273 8 месяцев назад +106

    yeah, my favorite part about soldier:76 is that he says his own name before he ults like a pokemon

  • @shadowdayz7247
    @shadowdayz7247 8 месяцев назад +34

    21:40 I love how he asks “what happened” after blasting a guy in the back with a shotgun

  • @mydude7601
    @mydude7601 8 месяцев назад +195

    Jerma’s utter inability to play stealth games really shines in this game

    • @crazeddino6421
      @crazeddino6421 8 месяцев назад +9

      In nature, he's actually an apex predator so it makes sense why he's good at this game

  • @jaykarate
    @jaykarate 8 месяцев назад +551

    local streamer VIRTUALLY MURDERS innocent civilians and LAUGHS

    • @partyelevator3211
      @partyelevator3211 8 месяцев назад +15

      local streamer MURDERS VIRTUALLY innocent civillians and LAUGHS

    • @Grapefruit5000
      @Grapefruit5000 8 месяцев назад +20

      Local murderer STREAMS and LAUGHS

    • @AxioMunk
      @AxioMunk 8 месяцев назад

      STROKAL MURDEREAMER VIRTUocentians civinnaughs andio

    • @EmiiLin1
      @EmiiLin1 8 месяцев назад +6

      local MURDERS

    • @Salod7806
      @Salod7806 8 месяцев назад +8

      Local

  • @raspymorten
    @raspymorten 8 месяцев назад +33

    40:08 "STOP SAYING THAT! IT'S MAKING ME UNCONCIOUS" is one of my favorite Jerma lines ever.

  • @grunchchristmas
    @grunchchristmas 8 месяцев назад +29

    54:36 this part of the vid had me dying
    he throws a lady into a fucking pit, and he immediately gets fired upon
    and his response is to toss an apple at a screaming lady

  • @kit5850
    @kit5850 8 месяцев назад +45

    21:32 the signs were always there we just couldnt see them

  • @strymoon
    @strymoon 8 месяцев назад +105

    this video is not about a video game by the way, it's just him remembering his favourite assassinations, part 3

  • @KillerHatDude
    @KillerHatDude 8 месяцев назад +92

    Jerma plays hitman the same way a child who's never played video games ever would play it

  • @frynsesmadrer1
    @frynsesmadrer1 8 месяцев назад +73

    CRUEL streamer denies starving editors of fresh streams.

  • @maxwelldimensio
    @maxwelldimensio 8 месяцев назад +15

    *Dips hand into fryer*
    "Everybody's looking at me like I'm a weirdo!"

  • @alcxy8563
    @alcxy8563 8 месяцев назад +23

    the "i gotta get outta here" is the funniest thing ive seen in the last decade

  • @michael120.
    @michael120. 8 месяцев назад +14

    i love how he instantly dates this video back three years by showing the 2021 cake

  • @yamum21231
    @yamum21231 8 месяцев назад +1178

    Jerma singing about brushing your teeth for a minute and a half is definitely the most normal thing your gonna see in the video. (Thank you for 1k likes!)

    • @iCookCrystalMeth
      @iCookCrystalMeth 8 месяцев назад +29

      not even 2 minutes smh

    • @randomepic12
      @randomepic12 8 месяцев назад +2

      you're*

    • @yamum21231
      @yamum21231 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@randomepic12 ima keep in the mistake.

    • @randomepic12
      @randomepic12 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@yamum21231i respect it

    • @adamssmasher
      @adamssmasher 8 месяцев назад

      brush your teeth if you dont wanna go to fcking jail kids

  • @ERFMXVCC
    @ERFMXVCC 8 месяцев назад +27

    Jerma has such a unique way of being a hitman, his ability to act like a complete incompetent baboon completely hides the fact that he's killed thousands of people and never been caught

  • @solharv7817
    @solharv7817 8 месяцев назад +22

    Love the compilations, but now that the retirement arc is in full swing I feel like it’s a perfect opportunity for this channel to also go back to streams that never got an edit, like when he played the first 2 Frog Detective games

  • @awestrvck2859
    @awestrvck2859 8 месяцев назад +16

    This is where the meat-grinder fantasy began, I believe. The ole winery refinery

  • @noaag
    @noaag 8 месяцев назад +36

    "what's goin on, Nyanderthals?" im dying this man is k!lling me with a weapon

  • @mythcat1273
    @mythcat1273 8 месяцев назад +68

    I love how he covered otto with the cake cause he knew no one was gonna care about the cake if otto was in frame

  • @ilyakoni6887
    @ilyakoni6887 8 месяцев назад +32

    Awesome i laughed at the moment on 23:02 already multiple times, rewatching it again and again! Truly a timeless masterpieced this edit is, rewatching it 30th time already and cant stop doing that

    • @linguinithe1st499
      @linguinithe1st499 8 месяцев назад +11

      Jerma bending space and time to allow us to watch his stream highlights more efficiently! Love him for that

  • @PinkNoms
    @PinkNoms 8 месяцев назад +13

    the willy wonka joke prediction to willy wonka joke to jerma pushing "the wrong person" to their death to failing the mission because he pushed Diana Burnwood in of all people had me wheeze laughing for a minute straight. what an incredible chain of events

  • @ERFMXVCC
    @ERFMXVCC 8 месяцев назад +13

    What a nice tribute video to my favorite former-streamer. RIP Jerema Elberson and his victims

  • @dunngunkadoid
    @dunngunkadoid 3 месяца назад +2

    Jerma really do be the kinda guy who would run through a crowd throwing punches with wild abandon and then get immediately confused why people around him are running away in fear.

  • @maggieburton5020
    @maggieburton5020 3 месяца назад +2

    I love how the rave crowd witnessed him throat punch a guy but he was such a hype DJ that they decided to forgive him immediately and resume dancing

  • @Dsmky117
    @Dsmky117 8 месяцев назад +62

    this guy kills people

  • @DENOhritko
    @DENOhritko 8 месяцев назад +6

    Accidentally killing actual target while trying to hide the random body in the most clumsy way possible - is totally Jerma thing to do

  • @toad1414
    @toad1414 8 месяцев назад +32

    Watching a new Jerma video instead of going to sleep?? couldn't be me (my sleep schedule is in shambles)

  • @Hyper_1989
    @Hyper_1989 8 месяцев назад +50

    One hour of the concrete level.

  • @chewylord
    @chewylord 8 месяцев назад +7

    Jeremy's complete incapability to play this game correctly whatsoever will never fail to amaze me.

  • @CarlMakesVideos
    @CarlMakesVideos 8 месяцев назад +6

    Chat, what would you do if you met Jerma at a Twitch meet and greet, and right before you shook his hand, you saw him make a new save file for a comedy reset.

  • @ThatOneBlackGuy
    @ThatOneBlackGuy 8 месяцев назад +2

    Nothing will be like Jerma ever again, and I am happy to at least be there for a part of it

  • @Shinoxxi
    @Shinoxxi Месяц назад +1

    i love how although it gives a perfectly clear hint to jerma that he can press G to dismiss the dj, he instead chooses to sucker punch the DJ. i'm so glad that we see jerma in his natural habitat this stream...

  • @ramenator4457
    @ramenator4457 8 месяцев назад +15

    0:30 im so high rn this sounded like a jam

    • @raphfung
      @raphfung 8 месяцев назад +5

      hey look behind you!

    • @bruhcoin2361
      @bruhcoin2361 8 месяцев назад +1

      I said, look behind you

    • @floober1
      @floober1 8 месяцев назад

      look infront of you

    • @anamebanane7431
      @anamebanane7431 8 месяцев назад

      Look to your left now

  • @MDPOPE
    @MDPOPE 8 месяцев назад +3

    cant believe we found the gopro footage of jerma at twitchcon

  • @herbivorethecarnivore8447
    @herbivorethecarnivore8447 6 месяцев назад +1

    28:34
    47 extolling the rarity and legendary value of the wine through a long and detailed story about the reason for its scarcity while smashing a bottle of it on the table every three seconds is fucking hilarious

  • @Murphoid
    @Murphoid 8 месяцев назад +4

    42:33 It just comes so natural to him.

  • @cooliostarstache5474
    @cooliostarstache5474 8 месяцев назад +5

    Whenever Jerma plays Hitman it's like he's edging his ADHD

  • @Fast-Pass
    @Fast-Pass 8 месяцев назад +3

    11:07
    The world hadn't seen violence for 38 years until this moment

  • @sammyule
    @sammyule 8 месяцев назад +6

    The gamer posture corrector is just a noose a sitting height

  • @sanest_emu_fan
    @sanest_emu_fan 8 месяцев назад +6

    why did jerma briefly morph into Elmo at the end of the tooth brushing song

  • @evybth
    @evybth 8 месяцев назад +3

    never knew i needed a singing jerma toothbrush until now

  • @angelinageorgy
    @angelinageorgy 8 месяцев назад +9

    So excited to watch jerma985 hit on men 😊

  • @IMosuGoji
    @IMosuGoji 8 месяцев назад +4

    Jerma was in the Grassy Knoll

  • @MrTheSilentAssassin
    @MrTheSilentAssassin Месяц назад +1

    47 accidentally throwing Diana to her death instead of the target because he was distracted reading chat is peak comedy

  • @lachrome_1838
    @lachrome_1838 8 месяцев назад +1

    i love how he gets genuinely embarrassed and uncomfortable around the npcs in vr

  • @Tumer74
    @Tumer74 8 месяцев назад +5

    1:10 this goes pretty hard ngl

  • @GNOMgaming
    @GNOMgaming 8 месяцев назад +4

    HE WAS ZONKED OUT OF HIS MIND THOSE WHOLE STREAMS

  • @MrCreeperKicker
    @MrCreeperKicker 7 месяцев назад +2

    I often get high and just space out while listening to Jerma, but the Toothbrush song fully brought me out of that. What in the hell is he talking about

  • @RralRonaldo
    @RralRonaldo 8 месяцев назад +2

    YESSSS. Just got into watching hitman streams again and this came at a perfect time. Please continue this best of videos, absolutely amazing and thank you

  • @feller6766
    @feller6766 4 месяца назад +1

    Jerma being the DJ was pure gold, especially when he turned around

  • @everytonnothington8646
    @everytonnothington8646 8 месяцев назад +3

    SEE, he does push people into meatgrinders! 😨

  • @doink9982
    @doink9982 8 месяцев назад +1

    this video is dangerous. very genuinely freaked out for a moment because i was laughing so hard at the grape crusher bit

  • @WastePlace
    @WastePlace 8 месяцев назад +5

    27:30 caveman moment

  • @onigafuchiswamp
    @onigafuchiswamp 8 месяцев назад +4

    watching this to fall asleep is fucked up cuz he just keeps laughing maniacally while all the people in the game are screaming. psycho streamer

  • @MatteeTheRogue
    @MatteeTheRogue 2 месяца назад

    When he threw Diana into the vat I nearly died from laughter

  • @demapples6580
    @demapples6580 8 месяцев назад +1

    Jerma will never be able to pay off his Clown School debt

  • @toontastic25
    @toontastic25 8 месяцев назад +1

    I feel like another chill stream idea is to watch old videos again. Those are my favorite.

  • @CricetoFunni
    @CricetoFunni 3 месяца назад

    27:32 the way he overhead clubs the npc in the head like a caveman combined with the violent impact sound will never fail to make me laugh

  • @Necromectric
    @Necromectric 8 месяцев назад +2

    the I haven't seen you guys in 5 to 6 days is getting too real

  • @sks220
    @sks220 8 месяцев назад +3

    I miss jerma's streams, I knew it would happen eventually but not this soon.

  • @Sahbab11
    @Sahbab11 8 месяцев назад +1

    It’s so sad that Jeremy is still stuck in 2021. Hopefully he will figure out how to fix that broken Time Machine!

  • @lemurman7978
    @lemurman7978 8 месяцев назад +11

    lovely jubbly

  • @harpavian
    @harpavian 8 месяцев назад +3

    If anyone can find the original image of the clown talking to kids at 4:01 I have good reason to believe that that’s from my grade school 💀 I’ve been trying to find it online and I need to know

    • @theitaliansausage386
      @theitaliansausage386 8 месяцев назад

      There is a video called "principal clowns around for reading"

  • @bambustuff
    @bambustuff 8 месяцев назад +3

    2021 was 18 years ago…

  • @chiefstone33
    @chiefstone33 5 месяцев назад

    0:31 It's 3:00 AM, and i just got back from the bar. I started brushing my teeth, and the toothbrush bit started playing. Cosmic irony has never been better

  • @LadyTsunade777
    @LadyTsunade777 4 месяца назад +1

    40:09 "Jerma you suck."
    "Stop saying that! It's making me onion! It's making me unconscious!"

  • @lordsheen
    @lordsheen 8 месяцев назад +4

    brush brushy brush brush every day and night 🔥🔥🔥

  • @thewhitemonkey64
    @thewhitemonkey64 8 месяцев назад +5

    This might be the lowest effort title I’ve ever seen on a Jerma video lol

  • @c1nnamodoll
    @c1nnamodoll 8 месяцев назад +1

    the toothbrushing rap im crying lmfaoooo

  • @virtuallypresent9918
    @virtuallypresent9918 8 месяцев назад +5

    brush brushy brush brush 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️👄👄👄👄

  • @mcmooshroo2974
    @mcmooshroo2974 8 месяцев назад +5

    21:31 Jerma really is Agent 47 holy moly

  • @halfpukt9128
    @halfpukt9128 8 месяцев назад +2

    Actually seeing him play this makes me want to see him play cruelty squad

  • @thefatherinthecave943
    @thefatherinthecave943 8 месяцев назад +1

    Jerma makes one mistake and starts killing everyone. It must remind him of his younger years

  • @Rorrumao
    @Rorrumao 8 месяцев назад +3

    I like how he ramped up uploading all these after he “retired” because of his horrendous chat. Gotta keep revenue up somehow I suppose.

    • @Gijjers
      @Gijjers 8 месяцев назад

      I heard he donates the money to the HITLER YOUTH

    • @mythcat1273
      @mythcat1273 5 месяцев назад

      Are you being honest or is this a bit

  • @zbunk
    @zbunk 8 месяцев назад

    i really hope they either make more hitmans or jeremy plays the old ones because these streams were so fun

  • @doifhg
    @doifhg 7 месяцев назад

    "get soaped mofo" definately needs to be a more routine threat, like "I'm gonna kick your arse"

  • @vastbard9829
    @vastbard9829 8 месяцев назад +2

    i love jerma so much

  • @renatlottiepilled
    @renatlottiepilled 8 месяцев назад +1

    The concrete level, a real classic

  • @nosidenoside2458
    @nosidenoside2458 8 месяцев назад +1

    Im SO glad he isn't real. I wouldn't feel safe in my own home if he was really out there

  • @ReAnAkO-rEaNaKo
    @ReAnAkO-rEaNaKo 8 месяцев назад +2

    Jeremy Elbertson truly is a good(ish) assassin. So epic.

  • @PvtPuplovski
    @PvtPuplovski 8 месяцев назад +1

    20:35 my completely different game also happened to crash at the same time even tho I’m watching this on mobile and playing on laptop. The Jerma Curse

  • @spencerjohnston5969
    @spencerjohnston5969 8 месяцев назад

    Jerma was once my attorney, currently on 4th life sentence

  • @eclipsegaleocerdo
    @eclipsegaleocerdo 8 месяцев назад +1

    Youre the only reason why I brush my teeth Jeremy

  • @txmpura
    @txmpura 8 месяцев назад +2

    jerma tried to behead me in my driveway on june 14th 2018

  • @disco8301
    @disco8301 6 месяцев назад +1

    Raid Song:
    *30 seconds of buildup*
    AnnnnnnNNNnnNnNnNnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
    WELcome to the stream
    you've all shown your bauhdFACESss
    its all whihhHAEEEHH