The boss is trolling me (Balatro)

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  • Опубликовано: 3 дек 2024

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  • @whisqey
    @whisqey 7 месяцев назад +348

    28:05 when I'm in a diving competition and two of the judges are my parents

  • @itschar8872
    @itschar8872 7 месяцев назад +195

    19:16 me when the cops ask me what I think they're gonna do

  • @RandomAutist
    @RandomAutist 7 месяцев назад +281

    I love the fact that whenever he roasts someone in chat he still says "no disrespect" canadian as fuck.

    • @Cmanorange
      @Cmanorange 7 месяцев назад +19

      no disrespect we dont have any fucking water

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 7 месяцев назад +5

      "Listen, I'm not racist but" energy

    • @nazurix689
      @nazurix689 7 месяцев назад +3

      Also. He being annoyed by some bs is the best. "You don't know WHO played mr. McBippy in 1987 "Death row""?

    • @seryal
      @seryal 7 месяцев назад

      @@JB-xl2jc not even close N

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@seryal not close, it's on the money. "I'm not racist" is always followed by something racist, "No disrespect" always precedes or follows something super disrespectful lol

  • @caseyo4086
    @caseyo4086 7 месяцев назад +46

    That was the worst possible outcome for the ante 8 boss blind and it was still not far off. The run was doing everything in its power to keep him from winning, giving no diamonds on 4-five card discards in a row to literally impossible boss blind. Actual resin.

  • @noisypinkbubble875
    @noisypinkbubble875 7 месяцев назад +37

    33:12 "positively zygotic" sent me to hell LMFAOOO

    • @merthyr1831
      @merthyr1831 2 месяца назад

      "When you were knee high to a grasshopper" ffs

  • @StartaleTV
    @StartaleTV 7 месяцев назад +228

    32:51 Me when I'm a renowned adult film producer fighting the critics on set

  • @edizlikese3132
    @edizlikese3132 7 месяцев назад +125

    02:00 me when im participating in a marathon but find out im going in the wrong direction

  • @keldoe1351
    @keldoe1351 7 месяцев назад +84

    17:36 me when I’m King Midas and someone asks me what turned my daughter into gold

    • @lafiki999
      @lafiki999 7 месяцев назад +8

      Hooooleeeee +2

    • @Not__Steven
      @Not__Steven 7 месяцев назад +1

      +2

    • @dudekazoo
      @dudekazoo 7 месяцев назад

      Some of these jokes are getting tiresome but this was really good. 😅

  • @Paranundrox
    @Paranundrox 7 месяцев назад +246

    Fortunately the experimental branch updates remove the major boss killers from challenges.

    • @MumblyJumbles
      @MumblyJumbles 7 месяцев назад +11

      Does it also address the ridiculous permanent effects of The Arm?

    • @patricktan7120
      @patricktan7120 7 месяцев назад +15

      @@MumblyJumbleshow is it ridiculous

    • @jayjaybob2
      @jayjaybob2 7 месяцев назад +30

      @@MumblyJumbles The Arm isn't that bad dude

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 7 месяцев назад +70

      ​@@MumblyJumbles That actually already got nerfed. It used to be able to reduce your hand level to 0 lol utterly brutal. Now I think it's difficult but fair. I like blinds that can wreck a run but are beatable if you're careful. Having a backup plan/versatile build is crucial

    • @campbellsouthey2886
      @campbellsouthey2886 7 месяцев назад +8

      It’s not removing them from all challenges just the ones that are physically impossible to do in a challenge; it’s winnable but they don’t force u to be fully debuffed now

  • @keldoe1351
    @keldoe1351 7 месяцев назад +50

    26:55 me when the performers at the worst comedy club of all time ask me how the set was

  • @rickilydickily
    @rickilydickily 7 месяцев назад +31

    34:29 Me when I was raised on the adage “If it’s yellow keep it mellow” and I just took a piss in the toilet

    • @demonic6042
      @demonic6042 7 месяцев назад +1

      “Piss on the piss”

  • @dergodi
    @dergodi 7 месяцев назад +28

    So we reached a point where we no longer make jokes but we make jokes with NL quotes from the video
    Me when

  • @samwhistance4776
    @samwhistance4776 7 месяцев назад +28

    I can’t stop watching this bald guys king of retail vids, been eating shrimp for 4 days straight

  • @jonathanhamilton5520
    @jonathanhamilton5520 7 месяцев назад +8

    He almost fuck it we balled all the way on that challenge for bradley

  • @mrkamikaze5
    @mrkamikaze5 7 месяцев назад +2

    Rattling off the third places line in the middle of locking in, he's so good

  • @ScarfBenderKorra
    @ScarfBenderKorra 7 месяцев назад +6

    Please keep playing balatro, these are my favorite videos

  • @misael22
    @misael22 7 месяцев назад +3

    33:17 bro got roasted to oblivion 💀💀

  • @firebirdade1409
    @firebirdade1409 7 месяцев назад +14

    3:40 I am VERY concerned for this man

  • @thisismywill
    @thisismywill 7 месяцев назад +20

    The splash delusion. It's not keeping you alive, it's keeping you making absolutely horrendous plays.

  • @privatepancakes3799
    @privatepancakes3799 7 месяцев назад +2

    Came for Balatro, stayed for the based Bradley Cooper discourse

  • @mschuhler
    @mschuhler 7 месяцев назад +2

    im not usually the type of guy to think that they should make challenges easier, but having a boss blind that is quite literally unavoidable and kills your entire run is ridiculous. part of it being a challenge is having some resemblance of an ability to work around it. you can't work around disabling all of your cards until you sell a joker in a challenge where no jokers are sellable

  • @Pyrox645
    @Pyrox645 7 месяцев назад +35

    I'd love to see a joker and deck tierlist someday

  • @EDoyl
    @EDoyl 7 месяцев назад +4

    wait until he hears about the boss blind

  • @HappyTwoBe
    @HappyTwoBe 7 месяцев назад +25

    19:03 Call me crazy, but Eternal Egg is amazing. Temperance has tons of value. Not to mention if you get Swashbuckler, you get 3x mult per round. It's risky. But I would've done it 😂

    • @XannnyTanner
      @XannnyTanner 7 месяцев назад +15

      Did an orange stake run with Egg+Swashbuckler. The best part is I accidentally bought Egg in the second or third shop not realizing it was eternal. One of the few times I was happy to see Swashbuckler show, unironically carried the run heavy.

    • @blackapple197
      @blackapple197 7 месяцев назад +3

      But you don't need the eternal to make it work. So the eternal is still bad.

    • @DFGdanger
      @DFGdanger 7 месяцев назад

      Friend you are crazy

    • @XannnyTanner
      @XannnyTanner 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@blackapple197 Bad is pretty subjective here, it depends on what your end goal is for the run. It isn't the most optimal combo for endless since there is a cieling with egg only scaling +3 per round and score scaling much faster post Ante 10, but if you are just going for stamps, progression, or achievements it is honestly pretty solid.
      Having played it and Balatro a lot there aren't many 2 card setups that allow you to generate ~70 flat multiplier and make your temperances generate an equivalent amount early into a run. Sure, it isn't going to generate Scientific notation levels of score, but I can say from experience that from Ante 3 forward I could have beat orange or gold with my eyes closed with most decks. With those two in tandem it was far and away the easiest orange or gold stake run I have played (was on yellow deck iirc).

    • @blackapple197
      @blackapple197 7 месяцев назад

      @@XannnyTanner I am not saying egg is bad. I beat gold stake on black deck with egg + Swashbuckler that gave me +77 mult. But you absolutely don't need eternal on the egg. So the eternal part is still bad. It prevents you to sell it for money or a slot for a better joker if you need.

  • @FantomMind
    @FantomMind 7 месяцев назад +19

    I am new here and a boomer. Can someone explain to me what "mama Liz's E oil" is?

    • @wtnv
      @wtnv 7 месяцев назад +29

      nl watched a tiktok of an elderly dude reviewing super hot chili sauces and it was always in that voice and now he cant stop saying MAMA LIZS CHILI OILLLL

    • @wtnv
      @wtnv 7 месяцев назад +29

      which then turns into 'mama lizs e oil' because when you get a high enough score in balatro it becomes like 1.7e12 (which means 1.7*10^12), so trying to get 'e' means youre trying to get really high scores

    • @queueareste1458
      @queueareste1458 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@wtnvmulti-faceted lore drop

  • @maestromarat6195
    @maestromarat6195 7 месяцев назад +5

    Bro go trolled by every boss blind so sad

  • @SnakeEyeJJ
    @SnakeEyeJJ 7 месяцев назад

    Bro out here raising the Lisan Al gaibs ceremony and he's clearly a harkonen spy like ho-lee

  • @liamplunkett5100
    @liamplunkett5100 7 месяцев назад +2

    Ive been stuck trying to beat the orange stake on the green deck. Gotten very close a couple times and threw a few runs that could've gone to the moon. Gotta keep grinding

    • @thechatter7102
      @thechatter7102 7 месяцев назад

      if you need it for the erratic deck, it wasn't too difficult to beat with the checkered deck

    • @liamplunkett5100
      @liamplunkett5100 7 месяцев назад

      @@thechatter7102 ended up finally beating it on the green deck lol

  • @humanthursday199
    @humanthursday199 7 месяцев назад +8

    32:03 Bradley Cooper has 4 Best Actor Oscars. Nicholas Cage has 2

    • @Bleighckques
      @Bleighckques 7 месяцев назад +4

      Bradley Cooper has 4 nominations, he's never actually won. Nic Cage has only 2 nominations, but he won the award in 1996 for Leaving Las Vegas. So, the correct answer is that Cage has more Oscars.

    • @humanthursday199
      @humanthursday199 7 месяцев назад

      @@Bleighckques Bradley's up on Cage in BAFTAS, as well as tied for wins on SAG awards (with more nominations). Definitely missed those were Oscar nominations though

  • @Killerbeast04
    @Killerbeast04 7 месяцев назад +4

    Love the content, keep it up!

  • @merthyr1831
    @merthyr1831 2 месяца назад

    Watched this egg discard 8s TWICE in a run where he's explicitly fishing for even cards. I think my type A chatter is gonna beat him to death with hammers

  • @colinadams5110
    @colinadams5110 7 месяцев назад +1

    Ah man the Goon reference!

  • @qwertyfinger
    @qwertyfinger 7 месяцев назад +7

    Ones where he has to go pick up his daughter from daycare >>>>>>>>

  • @littlej211
    @littlej211 7 месяцев назад

    Imagine if he saved his "Convert all to a random rank" and used it on the serpent boss 😮

  • @timfactorial
    @timfactorial 7 месяцев назад +1

    you can tell who the twitch viewers are by whether or not there’s a timestamp in the comment

  • @yujiyujix
    @yujiyujix 7 месяцев назад +30

    hi tomo

  • @the_beavrest5287
    @the_beavrest5287 7 месяцев назад +1

    Which movie is that seza freza he is saying from at 21:15 ?

    • @tropinnka
      @tropinnka 7 месяцев назад

      home alone

    • @TahaJelani
      @TahaJelani 7 месяцев назад

      and the next part is a BriTANicK reference from their video Fudge. At least I think it is

  • @TahaJelani
    @TahaJelani 7 месяцев назад

    21:17 Is that a rare BriTANicK reference I hear???

  • @thechatter7102
    @thechatter7102 7 месяцев назад

    23:07 3x earthy

    • @thechatter7102
      @thechatter7102 7 месяцев назад

      positively zygotic is an all timer holy-

  • @thechatter7102
    @thechatter7102 7 месяцев назад

    riff raff deserves some respect on his name

  • @JETAlone12
    @JETAlone12 7 месяцев назад +4

    Hbomb jumpscare

  • @TheSmurph129
    @TheSmurph129 7 месяцев назад +1

    Positively zygotic

  • @cpeterso
    @cpeterso 7 месяцев назад +2

    Sezza frezza

  • @remirin
    @remirin 7 месяцев назад

    where did the splash delusion come from

  • @ronathan7212
    @ronathan7212 7 месяцев назад +14

    nl hates on walkie talkie because “its only 4 mult!” but he takes scholar almost every time he sees it…

    • @drewfloyd5852
      @drewfloyd5852 7 месяцев назад +3

      Scholar also gives 20 chips, you disingenuous so and so

    • @tymmezinni
      @tymmezinni 7 месяцев назад

      Yeah, he didn't ice cream truck into Asian elephant on turn three. Literally unwatchable.

    • @ronathan7212
      @ronathan7212 7 месяцев назад

      @@drewfloyd5852 sure but a default deck only has 4 cards that trigger scholar compared to 8 that trigger walkie talkie

  • @thaddeus1519
    @thaddeus1519 7 месяцев назад +1

    Egg is improving

  • @finalfantasy50
    @finalfantasy50 7 месяцев назад

    I so agree with the title, I had a run where I barely got over 130k by using all hands and the boss at ante 8 was massive blind at 300k, it is like it knows how to screw you over

  • @jordanbrown1302
    @jordanbrown1302 7 месяцев назад +11

    16:10 Nearly Type-A'd me.

    • @DroppedMyMarbles
      @DroppedMyMarbles 7 месяцев назад

      Brother it made NL Type A for a moment

  • @CrackedCommie
    @CrackedCommie 7 месяцев назад

    ah yes Verdant Leaf, my favorite boss; its the one i got the first time i almost beat the jokerless challenge. it broke me

  • @GMoneyChuck89
    @GMoneyChuck89 7 месяцев назад +9

    In regards to Bradley Cooper, there is a difference between being "crazy", and just being an asshole to everyone.

    • @thechatter7102
      @thechatter7102 7 месяцев назад

      that's true but he's a kind person who worked with the families of the people he portrayed

    • @GMoneyChuck89
      @GMoneyChuck89 7 месяцев назад

      @thechatter7102 but was a complete dickhole to everyone on set.

  • @gnavidude
    @gnavidude 7 месяцев назад +1

    55:47 Crypto bros when they realize they can't sell the NFTs they bought

  • @alexgarris7274
    @alexgarris7274 7 месяцев назад

    Talking about Bartleby the scrivener but we not mentioning Benito Cereno??? Follow your leader etc

  • @DarrienGlasser
    @DarrienGlasser 7 месяцев назад +1

    Bro talking about 3rd places what doesn’t he know

  • @stevez4120
    @stevez4120 7 месяцев назад

    summertime chi

  • @MimiUsagichan
    @MimiUsagichan 4 месяца назад

    Its crazy the luck nl has because i always get fucked on the cards drawn

  • @dst55y33
    @dst55y33 7 месяцев назад +3

    Is the goat back from being washed? Is he cooking?

    • @its_A2BS
      @its_A2BS 7 месяцев назад +1

      his rizz has totally flopped i fear

  • @mospankowa
    @mospankowa 7 месяцев назад +6

    early gang lisan al gaib

  • @135Pandemonium
    @135Pandemonium 7 месяцев назад +1

    First time since NL started that I have not been watching. I don't like this series. I miss SAP

    • @Tobster69
      @Tobster69 7 месяцев назад +4

      First time since NL started that I have been watching. I do like this series. I don’t miss SAP

    • @thechatter7102
      @thechatter7102 7 месяцев назад +2

      brother there's like 3 years of that content in the catalog, you do not remember all of it. re watch it

    • @Realmohg
      @Realmohg Месяц назад

      There is a playlist with over a thousand videos of SAP on his channel brother

  • @LumirDoležal
    @LumirDoležal 7 месяцев назад

    FYI: there is mod that lets you choose a joker that is in a first shop. Could do you favor, since you dont have unlimited time for playing and you could just choose one that could make for a great video

    • @LumirDoležal
      @LumirDoležal 7 месяцев назад

      Also it ain't cheating, you could just look at it the same as when people restart forever to get specific joker

    • @Wapfgaming
      @Wapfgaming 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@LumirDoležal They're also going to make it so the first shop has a guaranteed joker pack so clearly this is the balance the devs wanted anyways