Don't talk to me about Orange Stake (Balatro)

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Комментарии • 254

  • @colemcegg3894
    @colemcegg3894 8 месяцев назад +548

    12:10 was actually LEGENDARY

    • @Jabbersac
      @Jabbersac 8 месяцев назад +45

      the kids on tiktok talking about "manifesting", maybe they got a point

    • @JonnyAmish
      @JonnyAmish 8 месяцев назад +86

      @@Jabbersac he manifested the flush joker, the banana joker and then accidentally manifested the banana breaking. He is in complete control

    • @GranolaBrick
      @GranolaBrick 8 месяцев назад +46

      ⁠@@JonnyAmishand right after to silence the non-believers, he summoned the non-eternal credit card.
      Lisan al Egg. It is written.

    • @CinereoTheRogue
      @CinereoTheRogue 8 месяцев назад +6

      I came here to make this comment, take my like and reply! What a fucking CALL!
      He POPS OFF with’em sometimes!

    • @00Dakka
      @00Dakka 8 месяцев назад +7

      LISAN AL GAIB

  • @alexanderwales7870
    @alexanderwales7870 8 месяцев назад +258

    NL's "NOOO" after the banana broke, right after saying "it's fine if you break" had me rolling.

  • @timbrown6457
    @timbrown6457 8 месяцев назад +91

    That polychrome on the fortune teller really gaslit the fuck outta eggman

  • @RealAlex2035
    @RealAlex2035 8 месяцев назад +275

    12:10 he is that guy

    • @TKanishk
      @TKanishk 8 месяцев назад

      He is the mahdi!!

    • @MrGeebsTheLegend
      @MrGeebsTheLegend 11 дней назад

      That shit was crazy he called it

  • @limoverde9846
    @limoverde9846 8 месяцев назад +51

    Manifests x2 if flush out of thin air, makes the banana vanish on command... He's becoming the Balatro fr

  • @LoZfan03
    @LoZfan03 8 месяцев назад +279

    NL when negative eternal +1 hand size joker for $9: I'm not that interested
    NL when +1 hand size voucher for $10: It goes crazy though

    • @XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX
      @XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX 8 месяцев назад +13

      Insert Patrick wallet meme

    • @SuperNoodlezLive
      @SuperNoodlezLive 8 месяцев назад +30

      Especially with how crazy hand size is for the checkered deck. Once you have 9 card hands you can't NOT draw a flush.

  • @minislag
    @minislag 8 месяцев назад +387

    Fortune teller at the end hurts my soul

    • @emangore1425
      @emangore1425 8 месяцев назад +24

      I was looking for someone else that agreed

    • @Cheldeo
      @Cheldeo 8 месяцев назад +60

      He was blinded by the polychrome, not realising baseball does the same mult, but it’s insane constellation wasn’t at the end

    • @kelzakdub
      @kelzakdub 8 месяцев назад +19

      He was sweating the score when it could have been so free, put FT at the left then let all the other uncommons multiply that flat mult. Egg is fried

    • @MrBuffalo
      @MrBuffalo 8 месяцев назад +8

      I had veins popping out of my forehead

    • @Skwerll
      @Skwerll 8 месяцев назад +18

      Losing the run because of this blind spot would be one of the biggest NL oopsies I've ever seen.

  • @Daniel-uv1fq
    @Daniel-uv1fq 8 месяцев назад +272

    keeping fortune tell on the far right i am losing my mind I AM LOSING MY MIND

    • @ryanluck7
      @ryanluck7 8 месяцев назад +23

      I know this was killing me!!!!

    • @Jabbersac
      @Jabbersac 8 месяцев назад +35

      Embrace it! Rejoice! The chaos is beauty, the mistakes create perfection!

    • @etheth888
      @etheth888 8 месяцев назад +12

      He looked at it so many times man

    • @caseyo4086
      @caseyo4086 7 месяцев назад

      to be completely honest, I never noticed that. 😵

  • @klempaj1140
    @klempaj1140 8 месяцев назад +34

    you know you're embracing insanity when you're buying an eternal 8ball

    • @NorthernlionLP
      @NorthernlionLP 8 месяцев назад

      and then deleting an 8 right after

  • @murmur9811
    @murmur9811 8 месяцев назад +357

    Burning his discards instead of getting card sharp online honestly killed his first run. He would’ve been fine

    • @KL-kx1pl
      @KL-kx1pl 8 месяцев назад +78

      It's the same personality trait that makes him hold onto tier 1 animals.

    • @Charlottiedottie
      @Charlottiedottie 8 месяцев назад +73

      type A andys and ruining the run by spoiling it in youtube comments name a better combo

    • @murmur9811
      @murmur9811 8 месяцев назад +185

      @@Charlottiedottie why are you checking the comments on a video where you can bet your sweet Bippy people are gunna be complaining about misplays, now that’s a misplay on your part champ.

    • @Charlottiedottie
      @Charlottiedottie 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@murmur9811😂

    • @ahame94
      @ahame94 8 месяцев назад +23

      @@Charlottiedottie yeah and all those movie reviewers ruin movies by talking about em too! how dare they!

  • @NitBeanTheMachine
    @NitBeanTheMachine 8 месяцев назад +156

    Fortune tellers position turned me type A

    • @PurestIcicle
      @PurestIcicle 8 месяцев назад +5

      I was begging a recording of a stream of NL to move fortune teller lol

  • @jhonsmurf2744
    @jhonsmurf2744 8 месяцев назад +23

    This game is awesome to watch because there are 7 billion permutations and a million ways to mess up. No shot that anyone makes the perfect plays every time, but boy, is it easy to notice someone mess up when you're sitting down eating chips. (This is where type A chatters are born)

  • @ojnabieoot
    @ojnabieoot 8 месяцев назад +143

    Me when I've had it up to here with Sam-I-Am's bullshit

  • @Xhalonick
    @Xhalonick 8 месяцев назад +23

    3:06 When I go to the movies and the girl I'm with asks what the weird card game with the bald guy on my youtube is and I try to divert

  • @mattcroft
    @mattcroft 8 месяцев назад +17

    18:45 important note is that +1 hand size is actually kinda big for this deck, because you can guaranteed draw a flush every time

    • @mertaliyigit3288
      @mertaliyigit3288 8 месяцев назад

      Compared to getting a flush 60% of the time without discards

  • @scopezz9811
    @scopezz9811 8 месяцев назад +74

    A thing to consider: +1 Handsize guarantees a flush on checkered deck, every hand. Because with 9 cards you always have 5 of one color at least

    • @williammitchell6254
      @williammitchell6254 8 месяцев назад

      Cant You just drawn all of one suit, or does this game have artificial rng?

    • @torchrrrr
      @torchrrrr 8 месяцев назад +40

      @@williammitchell6254 if everything you draw is of the same suit you still have a flush

    • @yeeteryoterson2802
      @yeeteryoterson2802 4 месяца назад +2

      @@williammitchell6254LMAO BRO IS COOKED

  • @average.yt.commenter609
    @average.yt.commenter609 8 месяцев назад +75

    I love when he plays his best hand before card sharp is active

  • @zaftnotameni
    @zaftnotameni 8 месяцев назад +33

    21:21 dipped in mama liz' deleting an 8 from the deck oil............................................................... never change

  • @fllyingpinattas1
    @fllyingpinattas1 8 месяцев назад +6

    Space Joker: "Flush? I sleep. High Card? Real S***."
    Space Joker is just like me frfr

  • @desertedham37
    @desertedham37 8 месяцев назад +82

    when he hanged man'd the 8 of spades

    • @johnny8183
      @johnny8183 8 месяцев назад +1

      Such a good play

  • @TheAncardiaCodex
    @TheAncardiaCodex 8 месяцев назад +82

    Fried egg is back on the menu

  • @cheph2085
    @cheph2085 8 месяцев назад +26

    Skipping every useful uncommon and keeping his useless jokers is somthing I'll lose sleep over

  • @Roger_808
    @Roger_808 8 месяцев назад +59

    there are many things to say about this video. but for me, the number one thing, is having fortune teller all the way on the right the entire time

    • @desertedham37
      @desertedham37 8 месяцев назад +11

      it made me want to rip out my teeth

    • @jfacum24
      @jfacum24 8 месяцев назад +4

      for me its the +0 erosion

    • @thejerg
      @thejerg 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@jfacum24 Erosion was at least uncommon, and you have to forgive him for walking away and coming back... I hate trying to finish a run i had to come back to and relearn

  • @sledgehammer5033
    @sledgehammer5033 8 месяцев назад +34

    missed the easiest high card pivot ever with double stuntman and card sharp

  • @GD-ue4ty
    @GD-ue4ty 8 месяцев назад +5

    This man has me talking to my phone trying to convince him not to make the decisions he makes. I feel alive.

  • @Matthew-nd2iq
    @Matthew-nd2iq 8 месяцев назад +82

    I’m heavily balatro pilled but RIP sap, you will be missed.

  • @ladylad2763
    @ladylad2763 8 месяцев назад +3

    man was gifted the gift of prophecy for a minute there

  • @dchevron77
    @dchevron77 8 месяцев назад +4

    Northernlion! I used to watch you so long ago during the heavy Isaac days. So glad I re found your channel! I'm in love with this game and your videos on it!

  • @Subsistence69
    @Subsistence69 8 месяцев назад +3

    53:53 Me when Im watching the Grand Canyon being formed

  • @scotchedtape
    @scotchedtape 8 месяцев назад +3

    Its flabbergasting that Space Joker and the Wheel have the same odds as X-ray vision. I've had a run with Blueprint and... the left Blueprint on Space Joker and it still barely triggered.

  • @soxic-y8e
    @soxic-y8e 8 месяцев назад +6

    21:23 big play

  • @sleep5778
    @sleep5778 8 месяцев назад +4

    Me when my Mom walks in on me and my egyptian-rolplay-group dressed up in a shared crocodile costume: 10:05

    • @cook279
      @cook279 8 месяцев назад

      I asked myself before clicking the timestamp what you could POSSIBLY be referencing. That was good.

  • @emangore1425
    @emangore1425 8 месяцев назад +2

    Best balatro video so far. Intense and had me on the edge of my seat

  • @phakepercs9599
    @phakepercs9599 8 месяцев назад +4

    53:39
    I know he's playing fast, I'm not being a hater. I am just curious how good his jokers are here. If he put his common fortune teller in slot one as the flat multer, it would still get the poly chrome affect, but it would also get multed by the 3 uncommons and constellation. I think he made it alot harder for himself and still pilled it through. Congrats 🎉

  • @EDoyl
    @EDoyl 8 месяцев назад +2

    With checkered deck, raising your hand size to 9 guarantees flushes every hand, you don't need to worry about which of the two suits you have more of or need more of.

    • @bbungison
      @bbungison 8 месяцев назад

      he do be mathing

  • @zaftnotameni
    @zaftnotameni 8 месяцев назад +76

    imagine having stuntman + card sharp + summit and insisting on playing 5 card hands instead of high card/pair

    • @davideventili2881
      @davideventili2881 8 месяцев назад +2

      Pairs and high cards are for nerds

    • @davideventili2881
      @davideventili2881 8 месяцев назад +24

      Big hand = Big number

    • @Almaburger
      @Almaburger 8 месяцев назад +2

      Actually kills me to watch it happen

    • @blackapple197
      @blackapple197 8 месяцев назад

      @@davideventili2881 If you are playing higher stake low card hands are more viable.

    • @KL-kx1pl
      @KL-kx1pl 8 месяцев назад +2

      Don't forget using all discards before playing the first hand.

  • @eduardoalvarezfranco6445
    @eduardoalvarezfranco6445 8 месяцев назад

    I just want to say thank you for this episode, it had everything, the humour, the dad rush, the dubious plays, and the eventual victory. It's just so funny watching you try your best at progressing in the game while you're keeping track of your adult ass responsabilities, looking at the clock every couple seconds! feels like an extra layer of pressure and urgency like the clock ticking on 24. Really enjoyed this one!

  • @ghostofamoment
    @ghostofamoment 8 месяцев назад +6

    bro just manifested the 2x flush joker, he's becoming too powerful..

  • @AngelJimenez-cs4yq
    @AngelJimenez-cs4yq 8 месяцев назад +6

    Knowing NL I’m honestly surprised he didn’t just leave the camera recording and post a 5 and a half hour video

  • @franciscopetitdemeurville1884
    @franciscopetitdemeurville1884 8 месяцев назад +3

    Librerian needs to make a compilation of NL being a fucking psychic

  • @kokirikid817
    @kokirikid817 8 месяцев назад +14

    MALF: Dont skip blinds, get flat mult early, build econ before blowing all your dosh
    NL: But how about I do none of those things and blame the game for screwing me with RNG when I lose?

  • @slumgummy
    @slumgummy 8 месяцев назад +2

    12:10 one for the history books

  • @lumpwurtroot
    @lumpwurtroot 8 месяцев назад +1

    "But if i discard a whole fucking playable hand so i can play high card maybe i can..."
    Lemme stop you right there

  • @zacharybritton6665
    @zacharybritton6665 8 месяцев назад +2

    He shoulda had fortune teller further left the whole timeeeeeeee

  • @Manivelarino
    @Manivelarino 8 месяцев назад +2

    He harnessed the power of his comedic timing Cereal

  • @DannyIO
    @DannyIO 8 месяцев назад +2

    congrats of finally getting thought orange, now for even harder stuff

  • @bobbob-lm9vv
    @bobbob-lm9vv 8 месяцев назад +1

    Has to pick up his daughter in 17 mintues, but there's 26 minutes left in the video. Lets go!

  • @CripplingMemeAddict
    @CripplingMemeAddict 8 месяцев назад +1

    He won golden stake while never multiplying his tarrot card joker damn what a legend

  • @thedeck-buildingdemon8293
    @thedeck-buildingdemon8293 8 месяцев назад +14

    17:47 damn he got Balatroed so hard
    Edit: he had it coming for keeping fortune teller after erosion and mime for so fucking long

  • @thomasradams2361
    @thomasradams2361 8 месяцев назад +2

    Epic video NL, very fun

  • @ThaFritz
    @ThaFritz 8 месяцев назад

    Man it took me awhile on orange and you made it look easier than it was for me. Good luck on the gold stake runs!

  • @delimonky12
    @delimonky12 8 месяцев назад +1

    7:50 AVAGADRO MENTIONED

    • @hoebare
      @hoebare 7 месяцев назад

      we have a mole in our midst

  • @zaftnotameni
    @zaftnotameni 8 месяцев назад +1

    12:20 dipped in mama liz' time wizard oil

  • @FuzzyKermit
    @FuzzyKermit 8 месяцев назад +2

    Orange Stake has been *eating my lunch*.

  • @AtomicSlugg
    @AtomicSlugg 8 месяцев назад +1

    Hello, Fortune Teller, I am going into Balatro and I want your strongest tarots.
    My Tarots are too strong for you, gambler.

  • @hadders08
    @hadders08 8 месяцев назад +9

    Mystic summit is a very nice joker early but NL really needs to stop buying it cause it puts him in the terrible habit of just auto-wasting his discards, ultimately causing his demise

  • @exorphitus
    @exorphitus 8 месяцев назад

    That third run where he sold banner, his only chip joker, to buy a joker that gave him free planet cards and immediately lost the run on the next blind. Goated play.

  • @1raider234
    @1raider234 8 месяцев назад

    Buying liquidation before selling all his jokers was my type A chatter moment

  • @XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX
    @XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX 8 месяцев назад +15

    When did he develop the habit of using all of his discards before playing his first hand??
    I get that he has mystic summit in the first run, but +15 mult means nothing if you can't follow it up with meaningful hands

    • @powerlifting1012
      @powerlifting1012 8 месяцев назад

      I think he is pressured to play too fast because he's a streamer. Also sixth sense

    • @XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX
      @XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX 8 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@powerlifting1012Brooo you cannot tell me he is pressured to play fast when the man will sometimes take literal minutes before making a move so he can banter. Also this wasn't stream, and he's also repeatedly done so in other runs with no benefit either.

    • @powerlifting1012
      @powerlifting1012 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX I'm a vod frog idk

    • @Paradoxikality
      @Paradoxikality 8 месяцев назад +3

      It's just mystic summit. If he has that joker he has it in his mind that he MUST use it and that he is unable to play any hands without being on 0 discards

  • @protogon
    @protogon 8 месяцев назад

    34:55 when someone asks what my favorite indie rock song of 2023 was

  • @glucoseguardian2650
    @glucoseguardian2650 8 месяцев назад

    56:00
    since hwen does four of a kind take priority over flush

  • @AllineVayn
    @AllineVayn 8 месяцев назад

    Card sharp feels so good when you dont have the needle telling you it's nasty

  • @dasvidanjatv
    @dasvidanjatv 8 месяцев назад +2

    Thats the most insane call ever

  • @jacobwumbo827
    @jacobwumbo827 8 месяцев назад

    12:29
    Lil John after getting a joker that gives X2 mult if the hand contains a flush.

  • @ibemadgoated2501
    @ibemadgoated2501 8 месяцев назад +1

    10 minutes in and he's making the worst plays of his lifetime by using all his mult cards without activating card sharp first, thank you eggman

  • @Civilian08
    @Civilian08 8 месяцев назад

    51:29 Naota during the climax of every episode of FLCL

  • @alwayswiththenames
    @alwayswiththenames Месяц назад

    Eggman is always hypothetically off to the races

  • @genieinthepot2455
    @genieinthepot2455 8 месяцев назад

    NL really do be playing every Blind like he's against the Needle.

  • @fellthekerl
    @fellthekerl 8 месяцев назад +1

    ive been waiting for this one since this morning

  • @WesaY07
    @WesaY07 8 месяцев назад

    NL with Vagabond: Bro, let's play these blinds so Vagabond can pop off!
    NL with Space Joker: Let's skip all these blinds, thank you for nothing Space Joker!

  • @christianflora2316
    @christianflora2316 8 месяцев назад

    Trying to play flush with Stuntman is a bold move, cotton

  • @flomegames7662
    @flomegames7662 8 месяцев назад

    I think he really undervalues walkie talkie. The fact it gives you chips and mult is great and if you can get retriggers it gets even better. Idk It is one of my favorites

  • @Philgob
    @Philgob 8 месяцев назад

    that second run took me for a ride
    for once i feel like he was making the right plays but the game was trolling

  • @Smile-ov1us
    @Smile-ov1us 8 месяцев назад

    Bro it would've been so much more comfortable if he'd put fortune teller at the front

  • @colemcegg3894
    @colemcegg3894 8 месяцев назад +5

    Skipping Bloodstone at 55:00 was a blunder

  • @desertedham37
    @desertedham37 8 месяцев назад

    45:11 skipping Lusty Joker when he had been converting all his cards to Hearts. instead keeping Business Card with $80 in his pocket and double triggering gold cards

  • @kelzakdub
    @kelzakdub 8 месяцев назад +1

    Brother please put the only flat mult you have at left behind all the other uncommon jokers, please egg

  • @spudbuddy6390
    @spudbuddy6390 8 месяцев назад

    43:24 Secret of Nimh mentioned

  • @ZaaRaphz
    @ZaaRaphz 8 месяцев назад

    A blind man throwing a ball would make less misplays than egg. Ngl lol

  • @humanthursday199
    @humanthursday199 8 месяцев назад

    For those of you wondering, by my count he played 19 hands with space joker. 5 of those were hits, meaning space joker hit at about a 26% efficacy. Unfortunately, 3 of those 5 hits were wasted on high card. Lv 5 Flush would've probably been helpful, but the benefit from the spectral cards was undoubtedly a contributing factor to the run's success.

  • @RalorPenwat
    @RalorPenwat 8 месяцев назад

    I felt so disappointed at like 39:00 when he almost certainly destroyed a six after saying it couldn't happen. Like bro you have like 4 sixes of clubs and 1 other 2 of hearts the cards don't not exist because you can't see what they are. In the end it was a good thing for his pivot later but he couldn't know that and .02 seconds of logical processing is enough to figure this out so it isn't much mental overhead.

  • @Joe_Molotov
    @Joe_Molotov 8 месяцев назад

    Gross Michael appears, saves the run, refuses to elaborate further

  • @lilscammer
    @lilscammer 6 месяцев назад

    pass up on blood stone when half your deck is hearts is craaaaazy

  • @jelger742
    @jelger742 8 месяцев назад

    ah yes adding mult at the end of the equation. how bold. my brain is going to explode, what has happened to me?

  • @LightningRaven42
    @LightningRaven42 8 месяцев назад +1

    That last run could've been smoother if NL changed Fortune Teller from last position to before Constellation.

  • @zaftnotameni
    @zaftnotameni 8 месяцев назад

    4:10 come on... just like en passant, royal flush is MANDATORY

  • @abejasasesinasafricanas
    @abejasasesinasafricanas 8 месяцев назад

    the banana breaking was chefs kiss

  • @zaftnotameni
    @zaftnotameni 8 месяцев назад

    26:16 dipped in mama liz' straight flush oil

  • @c4rd1box3r6
    @c4rd1box3r6 8 месяцев назад

    an uncommon joker dipped in mama liz’s baseball card oil

  • @laithisr
    @laithisr 8 месяцев назад

    Imagine there was a voucher that let you see the next antes boss blind

  • @Bottles7
    @Bottles7 8 месяцев назад

    I love 46:19 so much

  • @tootall1999
    @tootall1999 8 месяцев назад

    the things this man will do for $20 (orange stake)

  • @bonoes77
    @bonoes77 8 месяцев назад

    Congrats on unlocking it! :)

  • @darudemarc6114
    @darudemarc6114 8 месяцев назад

    Me when someone wants to talk to me about Orange Stake:

  • @GwynTheDame
    @GwynTheDame 8 месяцев назад

    Can’t wait to see the Eden runs of Balatro !

  • @awesomesauce5481
    @awesomesauce5481 8 месяцев назад +1

    12:15 lisan al gaib

  • @colemcegg3894
    @colemcegg3894 8 месяцев назад

    Please give us a two episode day, Eggman.

  • @Haroku34
    @Haroku34 8 месяцев назад +1

    i just beat orange stake first try with the luckiest double tag. Has he tried getting fortunate?

  • @thespleenenator
    @thespleenenator 8 месяцев назад

    Man if egg realized he could've just pivoted to a high card build on the first run he would've easily won...

  • @foxyr4bbit
    @foxyr4bbit 8 месяцев назад

    my first orange and gold were on the deck that start w/ the 2 fool cards