I don't mind him playing fast in general but I wish he stopped just for a second on each reroll and actually considered the jokers. Because currently he's just basically looking for shiny stuff and misses a lot of synergies.
some of you Type A chatters should really convert, proposing he throw the run for the opportunity to get $15 in a build where money is not the issue truly has to be a perfect example of understanding what the cards do but having no idea how to use them. no joker in his possession would have been worth giving up for what is basically a pretty good voucher
I was able to supress my feelings when he turned a 9 into a stone card, but when he used the Empress on the two enhanced 9s while a regular 9 of clubs was chilling right next to them I felt the Type A awaken deep within me.
@@average.yt.commenter609 Nah I'd definitely make these mistakes but it's more outrageous when he does it because I actually saw it as compared to when I'm in the heat of the game
Dear type A commenter, if he had kept the second planet he could not get 2 tarot card every discard, which is more important in scaling 2 vampires than an extra 1.5x. Also note that an extra 1.5x does not get you from 600 million points to 47 billion points
hate to break it to you, but your buddy is a fed planted by LocalThunk to prevent people from getting too good at the game thus resulting in more game time
Once again I'm greatly enjoying the RUclips crafted Balatro videos. Even when there's mistakes along the way, I prefer both the pace of play and the type of commentary on these to the stream vods. Thank you Egg
From my experience, I don't think 'Mama Liz's e oil' is possible w/ Vampire. Even with Red seals, your retriggers were just going to get you like +9 chips.
If he could dupe holo or polychrome cards and get red seals on them it would be fine. Since enhancements pale in comparison to editions anyway. Especially since five cards hands already diminish your steel card potential. TL;DR You can hit e but it definitely makes it harder at some point.
I think if you have two vampires you actually want to keep them as close to one another as possible by switching them, let's see.... (before feeds) 2 vampires at 10x = 100x (50 feeds) 1 vampire at 20x, 1 vampire at 10x = 200x (50 feeds) 2 vampires at 15x = 225x So slightly more efficient to keep them at the same rank!
Or maybe he shouldn't have sunk cost fallacied himself because he had literally like 2 extra levels on five of a kind instead of flush five and invested in flush five earlier on given how much of his deck was club 9s it would've literally just put more gas in the tank
I have to pause and try to sleep or something. My man is killing me, his insistence against flush five bc "it's about the same" when it scales chips faster plus you know, having the family. And then on top of all of that he kept drawing into flush fives because so many were clubs, yet he kept selling suiting tarots instead of using them.
Him never changing any of the club nines to a different suit to make sure he can play the five of a kinds hes been leveling up and not a flush five has made me type A. Edit: He mentions it 1 minute before he dies, but Im shocked he didnt think of it earlier.
The pain felt when the death cards were used on those club nines was awful, those flush five plays were so much weaker than the five of a kind oucchhhhhhhhhh
brother has campfire and he keeps using the tarots that change suits to change a single card into the suit it already was, i am becoming a type A chatter
Him rolling Vagabond in shop while he has a perfectly good Econ setup is like watching a horror movie. Will the protagonist enter the obviously evil house or won’t they?
i will only write this comment once so i can let is rest in the deepest corners of my brain: we are costco guys, ofc we say hi tomo dipped in mama liz's chilli oil
NL doesn't have face blindness because he is the GOAT at daily dozen celebrity miss mash but he sure does have ace blindness after recognizing odd Todd potential then turning one of 7 aces into stone...
not trying to backseat I just got a question, since only one of the vampires get the buff from consuming enhanced cards would it have been better to move them each round so they both increase instead of just buffing one?
That 9 he turned into a rock at the start of the run and then vampire sucked back into a 9 is like doing laundry and finding $20 in your pocket
That shit was kino cinema.
Chekhov's stone card
@@redwolfjo3_647So true
+10
42:57 Me trying to convince my boss that we need to pivot our heavy industry plant from raw material production to finished parts
Holy +2
top kek
+2
+2
+2
13:02 when me and my friend are dropped into a boiling pot of soup
0:45 me when im trying to explain to my guests why the soup pot is screaming
24:40 when you're trying to sychronize waste disposal in every available bathroom in a bar/music venue
+2
+2, god damn you
15:14 first grader failing to conjugate the verb "stolen"
in the past participle
49:02 me when I contemplate the human condition
*2
Him rolling a Cloud 9 and moving past it when he had like 15 9's in the deck is the beginning of my Type A Joker Arc
55:34 this caused physical pain
I don't mind him playing fast in general but I wish he stopped just for a second on each reroll and actually considered the jokers. Because currently he's just basically looking for shiny stuff and misses a lot of synergies.
some of you Type A chatters should really convert, proposing he throw the run for the opportunity to get $15 in a build where money is not the issue truly has to be a perfect example of understanding what the cards do but having no idea how to use them. no joker in his possession would have been worth giving up for what is basically a pretty good voucher
@@mschuhler valid but have you considered that there has never been a better time to take Cloud 9 and I wanted to live vicariously
52:44 Me when I finally open the Gamecube my parents got me for Christmas that I've known about for months
10:28 Hitler when I ask him if he should stop trying to murder millions of people.
+2
+2
+2
+5
Okay this one got me breathless
50:27 instantly skipping onyx agate when it's strictly 2x better than the common club joker is pretty funny ngl
Real
36:33
"Im normally anti-vampire“- Taylor Lautner in twilight
I was able to supress my feelings when he turned a 9 into a stone card, but when he used the Empress on the two enhanced 9s while a regular 9 of clubs was chilling right next to them I felt the Type A awaken deep within me.
Passing up the cloud 9 for insane econ at 55:30 almost made me quit my job
My inner type A was about to break free of imprisonment at that moment
He was already getting like 40 dollars every round just from tarot cards alone. It really wasn't needed for the economy
29:03 when my boss tells me to clock out but i have one more important thing to do before i dip
+2
+2
1:09:54 when my friend with an ecstasy addictions does ketamine for the first time
I was really upset about him turning a 9 into a stone card at the beggining, but it felt so good seeing it come back
45:29 Me being trying to commentate my first boxing match in the land of Oz:
+2😂
50:28 cant believe he kept gluttonous joker when the onyx a direct upgrade was in the shop lmao😭
51:26 when it's your injection day but your roommate hid your estradiol valerate behind the window shades
+2 made me chuckle
+2
+2
OMG when he threw away the 7's at 13:00, I knew it was over. Got a little too confident. Classic Balatro video lmao
That's what we're here for. This one bald guy making the most outrageous mistakes that you couldn't even invent in your mind palace.
@@average.yt.commenter609 Nah I'd definitely make these mistakes but it's more outrageous when he does it because I actually saw it as compared to when I'm in the heat of the game
I was screaming "NO NO NO YOU HAVE MORE SEVENS"
@@aaryanshah9540 Alright I'll give it to you the 7 is an easy mistake. But man some of the other vids
Sometimes I wish the lad would slow down a tiny bit and think before clicking. That run could have been so good.
1:01:20 NOOOO
It’s over for me. This is the moment I became type a.
I had the same reaction
Wait. Please explain
@@Pops333he gets a free planet X and uses it, even tho keeping it would mean 1.5x mult
@@Pops333 He had the voucher that gives you 1.5x mult per planet card of the hand type you play, so he threw away an extra trigger.
Dear type A commenter, if he had kept the second planet he could not get 2 tarot card every discard, which is more important in scaling 2 vampires than an extra 1.5x. Also note that an extra 1.5x does not get you from 600 million points to 47 billion points
6:34 when i have to guess how an avalanche works
these comments are insane 😭
when i'm falling in love (i'm in a john green novel)
+2
Me when I take too many edibles because I had one like two hours ago and dude I'm not feeling anything I'll just take another and oh no
@@mekaloton+2
Bro’s chasing E like a T-girl 😂
🤢
-2
-2
I suspect I'm not mentally ill enough to understand your comment
The -2s are mental this is the most +2 joke in history
26:05 when you're a pharisee sentencing James the Less but you're being real casual about it
10:28 Someone in the UK when they REALLY want to phone the police
26:29 Me when our medium in art class is marine life one too many times
14:49
Me when im an ivy league admissions officer
Been speaking to my buddy after 50 hours of game time and he says jokers are important? Idk man idk
hate to break it to you, but your buddy is a fed planted by LocalThunk to prevent people from getting too good at the game thus resulting in more game time
I once met a man at a rave who was on a similar quest
i was surprised top comment wasn’t about this
That man was me
I don't get it :(
@@ZerosiiniFIN sweet summer child
14:20 I love when he talks himself out of bad ideas. I was so worried.
I prefer when he spends that long trying to talk himself out of bad ideas but fails and goes through with the bad idea anyway.
1:02:24 Me the first time I watched dracula as a child and saw him transform
36:30 Simon Belmont when someone asks him his opinion on Dracula
+2
Nine nines, and he isn't rushing for a 9 five of a kind build? Brother, the A is calling.
I think the vampire stole his hair effect
Once again I'm greatly enjoying the RUclips crafted Balatro videos. Even when there's mistakes along the way, I prefer both the pace of play and the type of commentary on these to the stream vods. Thank you Egg
"It'll come slow then it'll come fast"
-me when I'm gooning
+2
does NL even say that in the video or are you just sharing with the class?
@aurens. why not both, he says it and I'm sharing
Watching the Flush Fives be played... So painful.
Wheel of Nope is my favorite tarot card.
1 in 40 hours to pop
From my experience, I don't think 'Mama Liz's e oil' is possible w/ Vampire. Even with Red seals, your retriggers were just going to get you like +9 chips.
If he could dupe holo or polychrome cards and get red seals on them it would be fine. Since enhancements pale in comparison to editions anyway. Especially since five cards hands already diminish your steel card potential.
TL;DR You can hit e but it definitely makes it harder at some point.
I was also an egg looking for E once.
+2
I think if you have two vampires you actually want to keep them as close to one another as possible by switching them, let's see....
(before feeds) 2 vampires at 10x = 100x
(50 feeds) 1 vampire at 20x, 1 vampire at 10x = 200x
(50 feeds) 2 vampires at 15x = 225x
So slightly more efficient to keep them at the same rank!
its's the same reason why you want to balance chips and mult, maximizing the area of a rectangle is by making the two factors/sides equal
Skipping cloud nine sent me into early kidney failure
Oh my god 58:25 might be his magnum opus thats too good
Me, when I'm naming my Sesame Street themed D&D campaign:
29:25 AND 30:30 using the world card to turn the spade into a spade instead of selling it to buff campfire is turning me into a type A chatter
More like Baldatro
realest comment i seen on here in a min
+2
OMG HE ISSSSS
Someone said omg he is 💀
Selling 2 five of a kind planets in a row when they are 1.5x mult each made me scream at my monitor, I'm becoming the monster.
Me when I suddenly have the urge to find a meme from many years ago
How many times did he play his Holo 9 thinking it was an enhanced 9?
my favorite moment of the video: NL is building a club flush deck and hang mans one of his clubs
got inspired to hop on and got midas touch and vampire in ante 1
17:06 4/5 cards for the straight flush, discards and gets the 4 of clubs he needed... "I dont see that coming to pass"
In the end, you did the best and tried your hardest. That moment at 1:02:24 was peak, good game NL
Invisible joker always targets oldest and newest jokers
good knowledge wow
"We need to look at our deck again" plays blind till the end without looking at deck anyway. 😂😂
RIP Cloud 9 55:34
That one hurt
The way this man plays this game is actual insanity
Probably should have used the tarot cards to mix up your 9s so you didn't get flush five.
Or maybe he shouldn't have sunk cost fallacied himself because he had literally like 2 extra levels on five of a kind instead of flush five and invested in flush five earlier on given how much of his deck was club 9s it would've literally just put more gas in the tank
@@rockguy2154he was indecisive on the hand he was trying to play and it was driving me crazy
screenwriter of the fall of the third reicz when that one scene: 10:28
Damn, I was at the edge of my seat for at least 25% percent of that
NL completely ignoring the moon at 24:02 makes me go insane
😡😡😡
I have to pause and try to sleep or something. My man is killing me, his insistence against flush five bc "it's about the same" when it scales chips faster plus you know, having the family. And then on top of all of that he kept drawing into flush fives because so many were clubs, yet he kept selling suiting tarots instead of using them.
24:00 ah yes pass on three more clubs when you have two gluttonous joker already
51:26 when you go visit your parents after moving out but they threw away your toys
Planet X in hand when you have telescope and 5 of a kind leveled up is a super bait.
24:23 isn’t the moon tarot a card that makes more clubs?
yh
Him never changing any of the club nines to a different suit to make sure he can play the five of a kinds hes been leveling up and not a flush five has made me type A.
Edit: He mentions it 1 minute before he dies, but Im shocked he didnt think of it earlier.
holyyyy the vamp copy had me standing up
It triggers me everytime he doesn't change the suit of some 9s, he only needed to do it once
i love how he looks towards chat even if it’s not there when ever anything pog happens ☺️
this is from a stream, chat just isn’t shown
22:45 dipped in joey wheelers' time wizard oil
actually well fucking annoying when your mates derail your night out with a quest for e
10:28 me recalling my favorite escape room puzzle game (i've misremembered the title as being 2 digits longer than it is)
wouldn't duping the club 9s instead of other suits just raise the chance of being forced to play flush fives?
16:25 thank you for acknowledging and apologizing for the mouth noise.
Great run love the direction it took, its so hard to not be a type a watching this one tho im gonna keep it real
New Balatro episode dipped in Mama Liz's full house oil?
the fortune teller, vamp, purple seal, campfire combo is insane
Bruh had a second Five-of-a-kind celestial card in his consumable slot and used it, even though those mults stack
Took about 30-41 minutes to see that tribe is just sitting there.
The pain felt when the death cards were used on those club nines was awful, those flush five plays were so much weaker than the five of a kind oucchhhhhhhhhh
Me when Im at a rave and my dealer is out of town:
Here is your E, Ryan, now you can be free.
Egg Getting his econ online just to lose with unspent money is peak content.
the Costco guys bit is making me miss Mama lLz.
brother has campfire and he keeps using the tarots that change suits to change a single card into the suit it already was, i am becoming a type A chatter
24:06 time wizard, attack the moon!
I got a brain aneurysm when he decided not to buy +8 club mult to replace the +4 club mult
Cloud 9 would have gone crazy hoooooly great run
The sad fate of all vampire decks
yelling at my screen telling him to save his fools for making more planet x in hand
he skipped cloud nine without even looking
Him rolling Vagabond in shop while he has a perfectly good Econ setup is like watching a horror movie. Will the protagonist enter the obviously evil house or won’t they?
36:29
me when im a Catholic priest and i get bit by a bat in some cave
i will only write this comment once so i can let is rest in the deepest corners of my brain:
we are costco guys, ofc we say hi tomo dipped in mama liz's chilli oil
NL doesn't have face blindness because he is the GOAT at daily dozen celebrity miss mash but he sure does have ace blindness after recognizing odd Todd potential then turning one of 7 aces into stone...
not trying to backseat I just got a question, since only one of the vampires get the buff from consuming enhanced cards would it have been better to move them each round so they both increase instead of just buffing one?
Yes, 10x10 is better than 15x5 or any other combo equating 20, you're right
@@Boombaclarted thanks, math was never my strong suit so it feels good that I was thinking correctly here
They don't call him the egg for nothing
What's good for the goose is good for the vampire
In Sweden, "e" is common slang for ecstasy... reading the title like that makes the thumbnail look kind of unhinged, lol