They don't make better jokers than this (Balatro)

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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025

Комментарии • 209

  • @aerialsnack
    @aerialsnack Месяц назад +362

    I was screaming when he put the red seal on the steel queen. I was like, you're never gonna play that card! Then I saw the steel effect trigger twice and my brain exploded.

    • @devinward461
      @devinward461 Месяц назад +97

      He hit you with the brain destroyer

    • @StarChargerStudios
      @StarChargerStudios 19 дней назад +39

      don't mess with us balatro players, we don't play our own game

  • @BigTeo
    @BigTeo Месяц назад +104

    41:48 the stoned alien living on my couch explaining his empire's devious plot

  • @thegweebo529
    @thegweebo529 6 месяцев назад +683

    We're Misprint Guys, of course we call it blue print.

  • @TheBroodingRogue
    @TheBroodingRogue 6 месяцев назад +352

    We’re balatro guys, of course we order our jokers wrong even after we reorder them for maximum score

    • @MrVovansim
      @MrVovansim 6 месяцев назад +24

      We're RUclips Andrews, of course we let our type A flag fly, even though we know it will have zero effect on the egg's gameplay. 😂

    • @TheBroodingRogue
      @TheBroodingRogue 6 месяцев назад +14

      @@MrVovansim egg’s gameplay makes me incredibly type A 😂

    • @MrVovansim
      @MrVovansim 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@TheBroodingRogue same here brother

  • @ethanvann7226
    @ethanvann7226 6 месяцев назад +420

    15:40 me coming from north america when I press the button on an asian toilet

    • @Minionsfan8
      @Minionsfan8 6 месяцев назад +31

      YOOO +2 Ethan this is quality work.

    • @136312
      @136312 6 месяцев назад +11

      I never find these comments funny but this is an easy +2

    • @MrVovansim
      @MrVovansim 6 месяцев назад +7

      +2

    • @Aucoin-qt7lg
      @Aucoin-qt7lg Месяц назад +2

      Quality

    • @orangemandarin
      @orangemandarin 11 дней назад +1

      +2

  • @Gr8BubbyFishGaming
    @Gr8BubbyFishGaming 6 месяцев назад +147

    15:49 Me when I find the person that's been secretly disposing of fruits into the toilet

  • @younglove6363
    @younglove6363 Месяц назад +8

    45:05 I’m in awe of the line “if they keep giving us Marses, then yeah you can call me Veronica” like he’s actually a genius

  • @TheRedzeth
    @TheRedzeth 6 месяцев назад +279

    I just wish NL put the madness first near the end.

    • @christianschulte5527
      @christianschulte5527 6 месяцев назад +59

      Yep huge misplay. Especially with how many red seal steel cards he had, the +150 mult or whatever Fortune Teller was producing was inconsequential

    • @cojirofgc
      @cojirofgc 6 месяцев назад +19

      all i was thinking the whole run after brainstorm lol

    • @Fummy007
      @Fummy007 6 месяцев назад +30

      Fortune teller was adding +150 to 1500 mult. x10 would have been +15k and then another x10 later. would have been huge

    • @soupbonej
      @soupbonej 5 месяцев назад +1

      me too brother

  • @ejmoore1125
    @ejmoore1125 6 месяцев назад +182

    Can someone please tell this man that when he draws cards face down he cant accurately see what cards are left in the deck he's driving me nuts with this

    • @sukoo1
      @sukoo1 Месяц назад +1

      I believe this to be a scientific impossibility

    • @edjemonkeys4896
      @edjemonkeys4896 5 дней назад +3

      He knows, he's looking at the odds of what those face down cards could be, which works.

  • @icyclestick178
    @icyclestick178 2 дня назад +2

    “if theres a god in heaven, maybe he shouldn’t let me draw 5 pairs” 😂😂😂 im subbing NL i always see clips of you but this video made you stick 😂

  • @HatsuneSquidward
    @HatsuneSquidward 6 месяцев назад +210

    NL just so you know, especially with that much steel triggering before your jokers, your base mult becomes so high that brainstorm on the madness is like 10x your score where brainstorm on tarot joker is only like 1.1x your score. You would need to move brainstorm all the way to the right, and madness all the way to the left, which feels like massive opportunity cost, but thats just your monkey brain. Once your base mult is that high the principle of adding mult before multing you mult gets out scaled by just multing your mult an extra time (quadratic growth, effectively mult mult multing)
    Good run regardless. Probably would have only gone like 1-2 more antes with thst optimization. It just wasnt an e score type build

    • @lukewestfall1689
      @lukewestfall1689 6 месяцев назад +16

      On the last hand it was actually 145 mult added to 15,642 , 1.01x. 0.9% more score.

    • @thevicar777
      @thevicar777 6 месяцев назад +3

      Additionally, if you are going to steel cards, steel the ones you aren't intending to play. Every time he steeled a queen I cringed. Oh my perfectionistic side really goes nuts with this game.

    • @lukewestfall1689
      @lukewestfall1689 6 месяцев назад +23

      @@thevicar777 Eh, his steel game is not the worst. You want to duplicate cards you want to play and hold in hand cards you want to play, so working towards having only red seal steel versions of your playable cards isn't the worst.

    • @SaddisticSpeller
      @SaddisticSpeller 6 месяцев назад +35

      @@thevicar777 Absolutely incorrect. It's one of his biggest and most common misplays is to steel unplayable cards, since you catch 22 yourself by either needing to discard your steels to actually draw your hand or hold your steels meaning you won't draw your hand.

    • @neerveshbolakee6191
      @neerveshbolakee6191 6 месяцев назад

      he wouldnt have won so it doesnt matter

  • @lucky_marz
    @lucky_marz 6 месяцев назад +58

    We’re Balatro guys, of course we don’t flush the toilet in public bathrooms. We don’t respect flushes.

  • @lukewestfall1689
    @lukewestfall1689 6 месяцев назад +49

    Moving Madness to be first first on the last hand would have been +2 million mult for a hand total over 1B.

  • @H2A_23
    @H2A_23 6 месяцев назад +233

    no brainstorm on madness is crazy

    • @Username_CC_
      @Username_CC_ 6 месяцев назад +9

      HOW DID NO ONE CATCH THAT

    • @Dayno000
      @Dayno000 6 месяцев назад +2

      yeah i'm going crazy

    • @alexcronin4082
      @alexcronin4082 6 месяцев назад +63

      Balatro calculator says that his 71mil hand he play at the end, would have been 779 mil if he brainstormed the madness

    • @phakepercs9599
      @phakepercs9599 6 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@alexcronin4082I don't think anyone is justified to judge an oversight if you have to bust out the calculator, much less a balatro calculator. (No hate, just for people reading your comment)

    • @mrbucky226
      @mrbucky226 6 месяцев назад +51

      @@phakepercs9599 pretty easy to catch tho lol its like 12x mult vs +150

  • @jamesmaceaveli6679
    @jamesmaceaveli6679 6 месяцев назад +88

    I've been trying to get the "play a hand containing 4 seven of clubs" for so long now.

    • @robbieeeeeeeeee4923
      @robbieeeeeeeeee4923 6 месяцев назад +26

      erratic deck makes it free

    • @jamesmaceaveli6679
      @jamesmaceaveli6679 6 месяцев назад +3

      @robbieeeeeeeeee4923 Yeah if you get a godly start

    • @lucky_marz
      @lucky_marz 6 месяцев назад +23

      ^ I just held R until I started with at least 6 sevens and at least 2 of them starting clubs

    • @jamesmaceaveli6679
      @jamesmaceaveli6679 6 месяцев назад

      @@lucky_marz I might just have to do this, I want to unlock everything.

    • @InsanelyEpicToaster
      @InsanelyEpicToaster 6 месяцев назад +19

      Play the deck where you get 2 fools and then you just hold death until you draw 7 of clubs. Copy it 3 times and you got it

  • @jakeyojamba
    @jakeyojamba 6 месяцев назад +21

    me when i go to a comedy club and enjoy myself:

    • @Lentiii
      @Lentiii 6 месяцев назад

      +2

  • @revelaitons3959
    @revelaitons3959 6 месяцев назад +9

    15:15 Amazing sequence of throw attempts

  • @ryandurham972
    @ryandurham972 6 месяцев назад +10

    When you won but she keeps anointing you had me

  • @xflashspeedx6052
    @xflashspeedx6052 6 месяцев назад +28

    7:53 Kingsman: The Secret Service fans when they hear about the underwhelming prequel

  • @Ashe1001
    @Ashe1001 6 месяцев назад +9

    We're type A commenter guys of course we talk about how brainstorming madness would have let you live for an extra 2 blinds

  • @alexjeffrey3981
    @alexjeffrey3981 2 месяца назад +4

    Local elderly man rants about proper yard care, forgets where he is and what he's doing

  • @jonirenicus1232
    @jonirenicus1232 6 месяцев назад +54

    this man is gonna stop playing balatro before he unlocks everything i feel like

    • @blackshirts_and_breads
      @blackshirts_and_breads 6 месяцев назад +35

      i pray for the opposite of such idea. as a matter of considerate opinion, ryan letourneau of northernlion shall continue play of the game balatro even after collecting every card of joker, perchance for a long time.

    • @williamruth7586
      @williamruth7586 6 месяцев назад +5

      Or he'll play it for the next 10 years

    • @grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563
      @grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563 6 месяцев назад +3

      To be fair, some cards have some pretty nuts requirements.

    • @frostfire6591
      @frostfire6591 6 месяцев назад +4

      Talking like yoda you are

    • @Nosirrbro
      @Nosirrbro 6 месяцев назад

      @@frostfire6591not really

  • @manuelstammler
    @manuelstammler 6 месяцев назад +6

    we're mult guys of course we undo all the hierophants that would add much more to our score than empress

  • @blackmage1276
    @blackmage1276 6 месяцев назад +3

    15:40 when you have to live with roommates for the first time and you walk into the bathroom

  • @eewweeppkk
    @eewweeppkk 6 месяцев назад +102

    You guys realize you're just playing 'What Do You Meme' together? Go off, just recognize your sins when you do.

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 6 месяцев назад +11

      I reject the premise of sins being negative. From my point of view those who live without sin are evil

    • @powerlifting1012
      @powerlifting1012 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@JB-xl2jccan you please explain further?

    • @Sanji_Hylo_4st
      @Sanji_Hylo_4st 6 месяцев назад

      @@JB-xl2jcelaborate

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 6 месяцев назад +16

      @@powerlifting1012 We're all plopped down into reality with no guidebook and have a scant little amount of time to enjoy, explore, to do EVERYTHING. Those who never sin are misusing this gift of time to the extent that they must be evil.
      Or something lol

    • @dvrobiqu
      @dvrobiqu 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@JB-xl2jc Hedonistic Egoism? I prefer Nihilistic Hedonism myself... far less judgy. lol.

  • @aaronchipp-miller9608
    @aaronchipp-miller9608 6 месяцев назад +34

    7:53 18th century French dudes be like

    • @MC-lm7de
      @MC-lm7de 6 месяцев назад +8

      +deux

    • @ethanvann7226
      @ethanvann7226 6 месяцев назад

      +2

    • @ninjaturnip9215
      @ninjaturnip9215 6 месяцев назад

      was expecting a comment about the missed straight flush, but instead i got the french revolution

  • @tatejensen381
    @tatejensen381 6 месяцев назад +5

    1:50 when I wanted to play that good straight but it turns out I had enough points for it not to matter in the hit indie game balatro by localthunk

  • @TheBroodingRogue
    @TheBroodingRogue 6 месяцев назад +13

    Based on the title, I expect a run to end on the boss of ante 8 because of joker ordering.

  • @hillman334
    @hillman334 8 дней назад +1

    the tangent at 10:50 is legendary 😂

  • @tnbt3493
    @tnbt3493 6 месяцев назад +627

    we're balatro guys, of course we race to be the first comment so we get the most likes

    • @deetsitmeisterjd
      @deetsitmeisterjd 6 месяцев назад +14

      So true +2

    • @Zeptoid
      @Zeptoid 6 месяцев назад +11

      So true +2

    • @Th3_Joker2496
      @Th3_Joker2496 6 месяцев назад +6

      +2

    • @MagicMonkey96
      @MagicMonkey96 5 месяцев назад +11

      We’re late, of course we reply to top comment even though nobody will see it

  • @minicritman999
    @minicritman999 6 месяцев назад +4

    31:13. I’m convinced he’ll never play the four 7 of clubs.

  • @kungfujesus9951
    @kungfujesus9951 6 месяцев назад +9

    Would it have been slightly more optimal to move crazed joker left and keep brainstorm on the far right? You would miss out on the Tarot mult getting multed but it would still get 10x'd by brainstorm.

    • @joshmickelson3872
      @joshmickelson3872 6 месяцев назад +4

      After the steel jokers get ya to 1900 mult, 10x-ing it twice is far better than adding 300 mult and 10x-ing it

    • @SoffiCitrus
      @SoffiCitrus 12 дней назад +1

      It would have been absurdly more optimal. His mult is already in the thousands by the time tarot activates, so it basically does nothing compared to a 11x mult

  • @asianturtles6925
    @asianturtles6925 6 месяцев назад +21

    please god tell me he moves the madness eventually

    • @yadamspiezer
      @yadamspiezer 6 месяцев назад +15

      Literally never.

    • @AyleidCraft
      @AyleidCraft 6 месяцев назад +5

      bro made it to ante 12 and you’re still yapping

    • @lukewestfall1689
      @lukewestfall1689 6 месяцев назад +3

      Oh my god. >.< This kills the man.

  • @jada90
    @jada90 6 дней назад

    "we know we have 2 kings" lolol, immediately proceeds to lose run

  • @darthvaderbutwayshittier7054
    @darthvaderbutwayshittier7054 6 месяцев назад +17

    Seeing Double (play a hand with Four 7 of Clubs) seem to be the one of the rarest Jokers for people to actually unlock.

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 6 месяцев назад +5

      I never build around 7s or clubs and didn't know this achievement existed, so I could've played for eternity and never unlocked it

    • @RagingAcid
      @RagingAcid 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@JB-xl2jc I think if you just get some wild cards you're goated

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@RagingAcid yeah that's true I just looked it up and wild 7's would work. Definitely the way to hunt for it.
      It's not really the best mult multer but could be worse. Also I tend to avoid wild cards a bit cause of the debuff blinds.

    • @darthvaderbutwayshittier7054
      @darthvaderbutwayshittier7054 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@JB-xl2jc Seeing Double is pretty reliable, and not that difficult to make work, for pretty decent payoff.

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@darthvaderbutwayshittier7054 Yeah, definitely not horrible- pretty easy to activate especially with wilds and 2x ain't bad. I usually am looking for something like a hologram though that scales higher, is easy to buff for most builds, and works on all hands without any limits.

  • @legorovers9838
    @legorovers9838 6 месяцев назад +1

    he shouldve waited to buy the hand size voucher, cuz he can buy it after the big blind

  • @stackq999
    @stackq999 Месяц назад

    "The important thing is that it doesn't matter. The important thing is that we're goated"

  • @nataliewood6628
    @nataliewood6628 6 дней назад

    craaaaaaaazy crossover of my special interest in NL balatro and gidle rn 47:48

  • @juannarvaez9618
    @juannarvaez9618 18 дней назад

    loved it when he described commerce as the appeal of balatro

  • @LSV3R
    @LSV3R 6 месяцев назад +2

    The Everyman is on the come up all thanks to NL

  • @radarhead82
    @radarhead82 6 месяцев назад +1

    we're Balatro guys! Of course we use The Moon on a single card

  • @digitalverdigris
    @digitalverdigris 5 месяцев назад

    "cutting your grass is mega bad for it's health"

  • @ivanivanovic5857
    @ivanivanovic5857 6 месяцев назад +1

    2:36 yes, 6 * 1.5 = 8.2

  • @coltinshort4001
    @coltinshort4001 6 месяцев назад

    This guy plays Balatro in such a maddening way. Like you get Telescope and Baron and instead of realizing that you need to start playing high card, you say “we are playing a lot of full houses” 😂😂😂

    • @coltinshort4001
      @coltinshort4001 6 месяцев назад

      Also you take scary face with baron? 🤣 no shit you’re cooked

  • @Mighttester
    @Mighttester 6 месяцев назад +1

    Warning type A chatter energy incoming. At 9:09 while I appreciate NL going giga gamer thinking mode the text at the bottom says "Numbers may be lower due to the 5 cards drawn face down" Which honestly LocalThunk I think is no fun. If someone really wants to count to try and deduce let them.

  • @xDrCaspeRx
    @xDrCaspeRx 6 месяцев назад +1

    Hi NL, thought you might want to know that cards with aura effects (foil etc.) can also have tarot enhancement on them. Not sure if you just missed it this run or didn't know

  • @lvl300mrmime
    @lvl300mrmime 6 месяцев назад

    I look away for two seconds and we're on a new run... Classic lol

  • @Concept6201
    @Concept6201 6 месяцев назад

    We’re balatro guys, ofc we froth out the mouth at an eternal DNA and NL not understanding multiplication

  • @aubreymarsh2309
    @aubreymarsh2309 6 месяцев назад

    You inspired me to unlock all of my jokers..... It's wild that you don't have yours unlocked........

  • @905LilO
    @905LilO 6 месяцев назад +1

    Got completionist ++ so I can finally watch NL balatro vids

  • @BenVelebir
    @BenVelebir 6 месяцев назад +2

    39:36 Emperors be like

  • @RalorPenwat
    @RalorPenwat 6 месяцев назад

    29:10 feels so bad, i know he has no joker slots but still ouch

  • @itsmaeday_2105
    @itsmaeday_2105 6 месяцев назад +1

    dude I wish he picked up that DNA for flush five potential

    • @itsmaeday_2105
      @itsmaeday_2105 6 месяцев назад +4

      wait nevermind im the fool

    • @AyleidCraft
      @AyleidCraft 6 месяцев назад

      @@itsmaeday_2105I’d use you to obtain your predecessor

  • @lestersmug11
    @lestersmug11 4 месяца назад

    we are dementia guys, we are dementia guys, we are -what are we?

  • @VVIllam100
    @VVIllam100 6 месяцев назад

    Brainstorm madness would've moonballed this johnson

  • @SEgrin28
    @SEgrin28 2 месяца назад

    I have never once played an ace,2,3,4,5 straight and now I feel silly.

  • @randomtangle4629
    @randomtangle4629 Месяц назад

    36:12 - Jacob Geller best games of 2024 video at 23:21 be like:

  • @VIRGiiiG
    @VIRGiiiG 6 месяцев назад

    Me when I'm at the local circus in my town

  • @joymoding
    @joymoding 6 дней назад

    The planetsrium gatb

  • @markmeyer8077
    @markmeyer8077 6 месяцев назад

    Me when I’m watching The Dark Night (2008) and I see Heath Ledger.

  • @sp3cialk99
    @sp3cialk99 6 месяцев назад

    Give me cryptmaster or give me death

  • @steelgunsuit
    @steelgunsuit 6 месяцев назад

    1.2B was so doable with the jokers in the right order.

  • @keenfrizzle
    @keenfrizzle 6 месяцев назад

    I would have to crunch the numbers, but i feel like The Fish is the boss blind NL loses to the most by far. He just spends all his discards and then is surprised when he doesn't win while playing his entire hand blind

  • @coolfool183
    @coolfool183 6 месяцев назад

    Happy late Father's Day NL

  • @mustard9933
    @mustard9933 6 месяцев назад +1

    use tower in 4 of a kind deck gang rise up

  • @lektornese
    @lektornese 6 месяцев назад

    The (G) -Idle reference hits !

  • @greylandrum9164
    @greylandrum9164 5 месяцев назад

    you'll be scarin

  • @realsushrey
    @realsushrey 6 месяцев назад

    Imagine if the brainstorm was Mime instead.

  • @randolfthegray9841
    @randolfthegray9841 6 месяцев назад

    Madness on the left? Coulda been cool

  • @tmartinigames
    @tmartinigames 6 месяцев назад +1

    Me talking about Heath Ledger

  • @mizichaelHD
    @mizichaelHD 4 месяца назад

    Everyone commenting "move the madness left" ignoring the fact egg was farming tarots and not wanting to win early...smh

  • @mrsmartypants1987
    @mrsmartypants1987 6 месяцев назад

    Me telling my friend why a sequel to the movie "Joker" would be bad:

  • @pyrix
    @pyrix 4 месяца назад

    The fact that he left all of those ! marks in his collection annoys the crap out of me x-x;

  • @jordandurling972
    @jordandurling972 6 месяцев назад

    Did I miss something? Isn't bloodstone an auto include? Or is he just tired of it

  • @IyaJenkei
    @IyaJenkei 6 месяцев назад

    Is this an old stream? I thought he had seeing double

  • @logengoodwin5468
    @logengoodwin5468 4 месяца назад

    I got balatro today and haven’t been able to put it down is this gambling addiction

  • @mysterybrick8936
    @mysterybrick8936 6 месяцев назад

    34:11 - Galactus be like:

  • @poooooooooooooop7777
    @poooooooooooooop7777 6 месяцев назад

    baron is bait for non endless runs, procs before other mult jokers

  • @H2A_23
    @H2A_23 6 месяцев назад +3

    hi tomo

  • @Raphael-cj9ru
    @Raphael-cj9ru 6 дней назад

    34:05

  • @MomovskyChannel
    @MomovskyChannel 6 месяцев назад

    7:53 me in 1918 Russia

  • @DesertDolphfin
    @DesertDolphfin 6 месяцев назад

    Balatrooooooooooooooo!!!!!

  • @unitmikey7
    @unitmikey7 6 месяцев назад

    37:58 Andy Samberg in the Jizz in My Pants music video

  • @p3rcey
    @p3rcey 6 месяцев назад

    hi tomo!!!!

  • @Nintendude61
    @Nintendude61 19 дней назад

    apm diff

  • @tinywhale3954
    @tinywhale3954 6 месяцев назад

    Why does it sound like risk of rain music

  • @cameronlord2386
    @cameronlord2386 6 месяцев назад +1

    Hey NL, wish you knew how this game works. Thanks!

  • @bigflowers7327
    @bigflowers7327 6 месяцев назад

    hey

  • @brownie3454
    @brownie3454 Месяц назад

    bro you’re bald

  • @olss0nftw
    @olss0nftw 6 месяцев назад

    Yoooo!

  • @none5020
    @none5020 6 месяцев назад

    Dude talks so much, I won two rounds before he finished his first lmao

  • @onlinebarbecue2480
    @onlinebarbecue2480 6 месяцев назад +7

    I’m sorry but NL is terrible at this game. I fully believe he thinks he’s great at it though haha

  • @fladagreat
    @fladagreat 6 месяцев назад +2

    Northernlion, have you caught up with Duane Reed Moore since he was released from prison?

  • @yujiyujix
    @yujiyujix 6 месяцев назад +4

    hi tomo