For those interested, the Canucks didn't play a game on April 25th 2024. You also would've won a second house if you bet on the 26th since they did beat the Preds
@@nolanfisher6712 hearing somebody talk about how fuckin boring baseball is ironically sounds infinitely more entertaining than watching or playing baseball
as a library guy myself - usually librarians get their bachelor’s in their focus (history, english, engineering, etc), then go to library sciences to learn marketing, research, communications, etc. many librarians even specialize in a specific service much like teachers - early childhood, young adult, and adult services! apologies for library nerding but librarians do a lot for you and your community, even if you don’t see it!
That's what I was thinking! Librarians are information conduits who need to know how to help people *research*. It's not that big a deal to the regular public who just wanna pick up a little fantasy book every couple of weeks but show me a 'do your own research' wackadoo and I'll show you someone who could have been saved by a librarian showing them HOW.
@@mennymoto many people who work in a public library setting are not required to get a library sciences degree - just librarians are required by many state laws as they are government bodies. usually a library science degree is many courses, making up an associates degree (in the us). you can get a library sciences degree just by itself, but most of the librarians and library staff i have worked with have a previous bachelor’s degrees - many of them history! really it just depends on the state and institution. i’ve had both public and university library experience and there are many different types of librarians! :))
@@bandagedboot7173He also usually makes one video a day, you can tell because in half of the balatro videos he's talking to himself and making less risky jokes and using more of a youtuber voice
I recently got green joker and mult for 0 discards, which sounded like antisynergy but then i got burglar. And then i got brainstorm. Turns out burglar works with brainstorm
the "we need more worse doctors" is a take I highly agree with. I don't need every doctor to slave away on the books, becoming some ego-inflated, jaded super genius. maybe just like a kind person who listens well, generally knows what they're talking about, and can prescribe medication, the first two of course being exclusive with doctors who are way too overworked and under appreciated
man hearing Northernlion say "the medium is the message" made me remember that being a huge thing in my college classes a decade ago... when I was also watching northernlion lmfao
Confession time: never watched you before my newfound Balatro obsession, but I have to say I LOVE the boundaries you set with chat. I feel like streamers from time to time (unconsciously) enable such parasocial behaviors. So, though I’m sure it’s not said often, the soft boundary setting was refreshing to watch. And your dry sense of humor made the balatro runs even more enjoyable to watch 😊
39:24 I went to Japan to visit my friend who had been teaching English there for two years for two weeks, most of our meals were Taco Bell and convenience store food. And it was great.
The exact problem I'm facing at my current IT job, the desire to make things more secure but the frustration of dealing with secure systems makes you use work arounds that defeat the purpose of said security.
I wanted to be a librarian but when I graduated high school the college I was gonna go to just got rid of the program. No other colleges in the area offered it
I'm ashamed to admit, but recently I ate like 15 slices of a 25cm pizza and it was just fine. I'm not even that big of a dude, but I didn't eat for basically the entire day since I went cycling with my friends and we probably went like 50 or 60 kilometers.
My wife just graduated with her Masters in Library and Information Science. The courses are focused on collection development, how to catalog, lots of behind the scenes technology and systems. A couple of courses on methods and considerations to make sure every person/group in the community has resources that fit their needs.
They go through Organic Chemistry (one of the hardest classes you can possibly take at a college level) only to find out that they're not invited to the function. There is no justice in this world 😔
@snivtea6423 I get that. You probably missed the part where he started explaining to chat how he was going to get his econ going so he could juice up red card as a win condition because "its good to get some mult going too". He neither understands how poorly linear it grows nor how plasma deck works despite playing this game 20hours a week
There was a twitch thing for a while where people would say I’m a “insert preference here” “insert name with same first letter here.” (So like in Balatro terms it might be “Flush Frederick”) Eventually it all kind of devolved into Andy being the name used no matter what the first word was. NL says Andrew as a riff on that.
A friend of mine studied forensic for like four years and then decided to go to a different university to become a librarian. I also do not really know what she studies lol
How did it take him this long to understand the plasma deck. First run I realized chips scale faster than mult. Anyway plasma deck + mini joker + hack makes my jeans tight.
i’m convinced that every one of you that makes comments like this about plasma has only won with it on like red stake with stuntman and thinks they’ve mastered it
i just had a run that went up to 5.3e13, it started black deck with two pair pants and then at ante 7 i got legendary that x2 score kings and queens and got both blueprint and brainstorm on ante 9 which was insane
I cant believe everything he said about the game in this video was wrong... even the title... Why does he prioritize chips in PLASMA?? HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
the Canucks indeed did win the next day after NL said this meaning he probably did make several people some money on this day. but also could have turned them into gambling addicts so the trade off is there house always wins love NL watching some of the backlog for the convo's and wanted to comment just incase someone else is watching in the future and is interested in NL indirect sports betting predictions
me when i walk into a convenience store for the first time ever and the cashier is explaining snacks to me:
+2
+2
+2
+2
+2
For those interested, the Canucks didn't play a game on April 25th 2024. You also would've won a second house if you bet on the 26th since they did beat the Preds
It was free money.
Had no clue these vids are that backlogged
@jermbo same here brother. I was wondering why I saw a librarian video 2 weeks ago covering bits from this one
9 hot dogs? Easy.
9 beers? If I must.
9 innings of baseball? Fucking end me.
Baseball is great when you don't got a mf in your telling you how boring it is.
@@nolanfisher6712 Mfers really be calling baseball boring and then going home and farming last hits in mid for 7 hours straight
@@nolanfisher6712 hearing somebody talk about how fuckin boring baseball is ironically sounds infinitely more entertaining than watching or playing baseball
@@grimreefer9324 ironically I've recently had a change of beliefs lmfao. I agree with you
@ this is literal internet history, man changes opinion he expressed online
22:01 me when I have to go to the bathroom at work and we're out of toilet paper but someone left a full party sized bag of Ruffles in the stall
HOLY +2
This made me laugh a lot
as a library guy myself - usually librarians get their bachelor’s in their focus (history, english, engineering, etc), then go to library sciences to learn marketing, research, communications, etc. many librarians even specialize in a specific service much like teachers - early childhood, young adult, and adult services!
apologies for library nerding but librarians do a lot for you and your community, even if you don’t see it!
That's what I was thinking! Librarians are information conduits who need to know how to help people *research*. It's not that big a deal to the regular public who just wanna pick up a little fantasy book every couple of weeks but show me a 'do your own research' wackadoo and I'll show you someone who could have been saved by a librarian showing them HOW.
Hey man, let me take care of that for you. Where were you trying to pat yourself on the back?
So you say that a librarian doesn't need a bachelor's , just a library "sciences" course.
@@mennymoto many people who work in a public library setting are not required to get a library sciences degree - just librarians are required by many state laws as they are government bodies. usually a library science degree is many courses, making up an associates degree (in the us). you can get a library sciences degree just by itself, but most of the librarians and library staff i have worked with have a previous bachelor’s degrees - many of them history! really it just depends on the state and institution. i’ve had both public and university library experience and there are many different types of librarians! :))
I think librarians get a free pass for nerding out tbh
1:11:11
Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger when they first read the script for Brokeback Mountain
when nl mislabels a stinky vod as a fresh video…the purpose of a system is what it does
Librarian is for RUclips videos. This is a VOD archive channel now.
@@bandagedboot7173He also usually makes one video a day, you can tell because in half of the balatro videos he's talking to himself and making less risky jokes and using more of a youtuber voice
@@offbrandDavid skill issue
6:50 Me when I've been trying to dig a big hole with just my bare hands but find it isn't working very efficiently
+2
+2
+2
"i already have chips, i need mult" my lion in christ, the chips *are* the mult and chips
The chips are the message
2:51 pov you're a dying star turning into a black hole
19:52 Mike from Monsters Inc. when he's coaching Sully
21:21 (G)-IDLE reference wildly unexpected but appreciated.
the whole bit at 12:34 was so savage it would put Kendrick to SHAME
seriously, telling someone their soul is fucked is insane
genuinely the most ruthless I've ever seen a streamer be tearing apart a chat message LOLLLL
it's a cautionary tale lmfao
We're Balatro Guys, of course we don't swap banner for burglar with one discard.
I recently got green joker and mult for 0 discards, which sounded like antisynergy but then i got burglar. And then i got brainstorm. Turns out burglar works with brainstorm
Does that mean it works with blueprint too??? @@franslair2199
Bro went after teachers first, then librarians. He’s a menace
When you preface a statement with "Don't take this in bad faith, but..." 😂
At this rate AFSCME's gonna send shooters
the "we need more worse doctors" is a take I highly agree with. I don't need every doctor to slave away on the books, becoming some ego-inflated, jaded super genius. maybe just like a kind person who listens well, generally knows what they're talking about, and can prescribe medication, the first two of course being exclusive with doctors who are way too overworked and under appreciated
I love how this dude roasts his chat and they keep coming back for more
18:32 my girlfriend when i ask my her what i smell like down there
Me when I’ve been living in the UK for 20 years and figure out why there’s no french fries anywhere
+2
6:51 me when i have broken two of my five shovels
man hearing Northernlion say "the medium is the message" made me remember that being a huge thing in my college classes a decade ago... when I was also watching northernlion lmfao
Confession time: never watched you before my newfound Balatro obsession, but I have to say I LOVE the boundaries you set with chat. I feel like streamers from time to time (unconsciously) enable such parasocial behaviors. So, though I’m sure it’s not said often, the soft boundary setting was refreshing to watch. And your dry sense of humor made the balatro runs even more enjoyable to watch 😊
12:33 to be fair: The bit that followed was kinda funny, ngl, also: yes
We're Balotro Guys. Of course we skip for 180 seconds to watch a hand be played.
+2
Just enjoy the banter or play the game yourself brother
@@callmeshoooter1847 so what we skip a 4 minute conversation about hockey.
If I have to hear this man speak for longer than 60 seconds on any non Balatro topic I feel my braincells start to atrophy.
@@GuitarSlayer136why watch him genuinely
39:24 I went to Japan to visit my friend who had been teaching English there for two years for two weeks, most of our meals were Taco Bell and convenience store food. And it was great.
"Security at the expense of usability comes at the expense of security"
Ah, good old “AviD's Rule of Usability”
The exact problem I'm facing at my current IT job, the desire to make things more secure but the frustration of dealing with secure systems makes you use work arounds that defeat the purpose of said security.
1) excited my city of Dayton, OH got a shout out.
2) sad my city of Dayton, OH got scrapped on.
My friend Travis is from there, you probably know him given the population of Dayton, OH.
12 slices? Brother, that's a snack.
6:25 me when I shank a golf shot
16:53 When I go to a Fish and Chip shop in the UK and ask for chips
knucks actually won 120-119
wtf
BING BONG
new york knuckles
30:46 Me when I walk past a homeless person on the street
18:43 it’s insane how right he is about the chip bit
His view on Librarians reminds me of his view on plumbers.
Balatro players born after the 90's only know how to play flush, get hot chip and lie
I wanted to be a librarian but when I graduated high school the college I was gonna go to just got rid of the program. No other colleges in the area offered it
21:22 me getting crazy when the functions at the airport
the only difficulty I would have with the 9/9/9 challenge is the 9 innings of baseball.
I'm ashamed to admit, but recently I ate like 15 slices of a 25cm pizza and it was just fine. I'm not even that big of a dude, but I didn't eat for basically the entire day since I went cycling with my friends and we probably went like 50 or 60 kilometers.
OP: describes the size of a pizza and the length of a bike ride using the same units.
Americans: chat, is this real?
@@MrVovansimdo Americans not?
50KMS??? bro i would eat the whole restaurant
"Your peloton stats are too good to be this illiterate" is the most NL sentence I've ever heard
canucks did win btw
Thanks, I was curious
My wife just graduated with her Masters in Library and Information Science. The courses are focused on collection development, how to catalog, lots of behind the scenes technology and systems. A couple of courses on methods and considerations to make sure every person/group in the community has resources that fit their needs.
Biology is the humanities of science, I've never agreed with something more lol
Economics is now considered a stem major. Now THAT is the humanities of science, for sure.
🗣️🗣️🗣️Economics is not science 🗣️🗣️🗣️
🗣️🗣️🗣️Economics is not science 🗣️🗣️🗣️
🗣️🗣️🗣️Economics is not science 🗣️🗣️🗣️
They go through Organic Chemistry (one of the hardest classes you can possibly take at a college level) only to find out that they're not invited to the function.
There is no justice in this world 😔
@@Poondaedalin O. Chem is the gateway to truly hard classes, it weeds a lot of people out
The irony of POSIWID is everyone intuitively knows it already but repress it or countersignal it to avoid responsibility.
Oh yay, he understands the Plasma Deck
Except he went red card which is 3 chip 3 mult per shop best case scenario
@JumperAce it was foil, so it's a base 25 mult and 25 chips, which is pretty solid for early antes.
@snivtea6423 I get that. You probably missed the part where he started explaining to chat how he was going to get his econ going so he could juice up red card as a win condition because "its good to get some mult going too". He neither understands how poorly linear it grows nor how plasma deck works despite playing this game 20hours a week
A caveman checking out at the gas station
So many great moments in this video.
Balatro: "To cook, or be cooked, that is the question."
Only go for chips early was a pretty good encapsulation of his misunderstanding of the strategy and he bit the dude’s head off lol
NL saying Hierophant isnt that good with Plasma Deck when it gives every card +15 chips and +15 Mult is turning me into a type A chatter
Me when I travel from UK to America and the Cashier has to explain they are not called 'Crisps' here.
Plasma deck: gets banned from streamer tourney for being op.
NL: 22:39
me when i walk into a convenience store:
2:57 me writing a song about black people in the capital of France
I wonder why he just stopped suit-fixing his decks. Just on every run now, he wont use any of the suit fixing tarots
Still waiting on someone to make a Northernlion "yay" compilation.
so what we stay frugal so what we buy nothing
2:00 what a +2
Yo does the straight 3x mult card cancel out the polychrome rainbow?
hi tomo
Greetings Tomofer
The Canucks are going off this year.
NL's right. Any high school graduate who got good grades could be a librarian.
wont buy a 4 dollar celestial pack but buys high priestess without thinking immediately ???
I'm new around here, can someone explain the "Andrew" bit to me I'm lost. Super funny vod though, really enjoyed watching 🙌
There was a twitch thing for a while where people would say I’m a “insert preference here” “insert name with same first letter here.” (So like in Balatro terms it might be “Flush Frederick”) Eventually it all kind of devolved into Andy being the name used no matter what the first word was. NL says Andrew as a riff on that.
@@quattroCrazy thank you so much for the explanation, that makes a lot of sense. Definitely making it's way intot vernacular now 😂
A friend of mine studied forensic for like four years and then decided to go to a different university to become a librarian. I also do not really know what she studies lol
Sometimes when NL rips up a chatter I feel like he's yelling at me for something I never even did :(
Did he complete jokerless? I folowed and missed count. Please link if so
How did it take him this long to understand the plasma deck. First run I realized chips scale faster than mult. Anyway plasma deck + mini joker + hack makes my jeans tight.
honestly every time hes like "ooh 4 mult" when thats the difference between a 2 and a 6 within a flush. meanwhile he throws away 50 chips at a time
To beat ante 8, yes. But to go to E, mult multipliers is the way
i’m convinced that every one of you that makes comments like this about plasma has only won with it on like red stake with stuntman and thinks they’ve mastered it
@@Lentiii jokes on you i dont even own balatro
@@Montewtf you’re valid tbh
NL around 38:00
bro is off his rocker 😂
Just had a run that went 8.744e11 greatest run ever
i just had a run that went up to 5.3e13, it started black deck with two pair pants and then at ante 7 i got legendary that x2 score kings and queens and got both blueprint and brainstorm on ante 9 which was insane
Me when I flunked english and I try and order from McDonald's
you would give a granville island winter ale to someone you don't know? holeeee you're a nice guy! i guess they're much less common on the east coast
Stuntman on Plasma must go crazyyyyyyyyyy
yes
Red card- takes. Only 3 mult per pack skipped.
Castle- skips. Then barely takes. 3 mult to just discard a card.
me when i uhhh british fries uhhh crisps something
This video is awful stinky. Before the 1.01 patch, not fresh at all.
I cant believe everything he said about the game in this video was wrong... even the title...
Why does he prioritize chips in PLASMA??
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
37:21 spectacular.
38:43 climax.
27:05 me when my name is Joe Goldberg
35:46 American here, I lived in Europe for several years and I can confirm their McDonald’s is better
He finally read the description of plasma deck, we're all doomed
Me when i get chips
We're NorthernLion fans, of course we make the same joke every video
"what do we care about 40 chips, i wipe my ass with chips" oh man he still doesn't understand how plasma works does he
A TF2 stream you say?
Cheps*
You know a chatter had a stinging insult when NL goes to the bland "I'm not offended I'm just saying it's not funny" mode. Lowest tier bantz.
the guy just doesn't get plasma deck, i love it
Jokerless will never happen:(
We're Balatro guys syug ortalaB er'eW
“We’re Balatro guys in the middle of nowhere” Translated by Google, it really do be like that
@@robjones-io “and the balatro guys are cold” translated by google holy shit 🥶 🥶
@@robjones-io"and the Balatro guys are cold" for me
Can confirm library video games were ass, mine had several copies of Sonic '06 and no other sonic games
Some Walter white energy today!!❤❤
Correct
Watching NL only to expand my vocabulary
the Canucks indeed did win the next day after NL said this meaning he probably did make several people some money on this day. but also could have turned them into gambling addicts so the trade off is there house always wins love NL watching some of the backlog for the convo's and wanted to comment just incase someone else is watching in the future and is interested in NL indirect sports betting predictions
me when i poor shame my fans that subsidize my royal life
why would you do such a thing? you shouldnt do that tyler
OH MY 4
27:00
Number one red card fan worldwide
5:34 cool, but the Canucks played the 24th and 26th. Not the 25th. I would assume he meant the 26th. And the Canucks did win in Nashville 2-1
wait'll you get a few more seconds in
He did indeed mean the 25th
@@mrkamikaze5 he did say game 3, but egg man doesn’t know the date cause he’s always on his peloton