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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @ionian525
    @ionian525 4 месяца назад +4126

    These guys are both great picks, but why can't we have someone even older?

    • @muneebelahi7580
      @muneebelahi7580 4 месяца назад +124

      Great idea!

    • @rachebrother5349
      @rachebrother5349 4 месяца назад +337

      We need someone with more experience

    • @Dammlee
      @Dammlee 4 месяца назад +112

      yeah like atrioc

    • @boy123istacken
      @boy123istacken 4 месяца назад +93

      I think Atrioc is a good choice he's far older then both of them combined and he's been in every american war and was one of the founding fathers who invented the hot dog!

    • @RealEllenDeGeneres
      @RealEllenDeGeneres 4 месяца назад +12

      To find someone older we'd need a way to resurrect people from the dead. Unfortunately we don't have that yet.

  • @Mirtual
    @Mirtual 4 месяца назад +4658

    No silksong announcement in this one, guys. No point watching

    • @Guccigabe720
      @Guccigabe720 4 месяца назад +96

      Honestly biggest L of the debate

    • @oopsslasher
      @oopsslasher 4 месяца назад +39

      Inflation is only a thing cuz silksong hasn't been announced

    • @gr.4380
      @gr.4380 4 месяца назад +23

      next election year for SURE

    • @zakaryrichmond396
      @zakaryrichmond396 4 месяца назад

      Biden would have won so hard if he promised the silksong release date

    • @Not_A_Noob_06-qm5wz
      @Not_A_Noob_06-qm5wz 4 месяца назад +4

      damn. maybe next year.

  • @zandermartin3445
    @zandermartin3445 4 месяца назад +2907

    The golf talk is what got me

    • @CoachJohnMcGuirk
      @CoachJohnMcGuirk 4 месяца назад +201

      I hope they cancel the next debate and play a round of golf instead. That would be hype.

    • @greed864
      @greed864 4 месяца назад +81

      Man, Id pay $200 ppvs if we got the currently alive ex presidents to do a golf tournament. But they have to be miced up and talking of course. Cant even imagine what the dynamics between Bush Clinton Obama Trump and Biden would be like on the wide open green.

    • @luislima9340
      @luislima9340 4 месяца назад +40

      that discussio sounded like the AI presidents playing COD

    • @youngrootv
      @youngrootv 4 месяца назад +5

      They should just box and whoever doesn’t die in the ring wins the presidency

    • @rymca4758
      @rymca4758 4 месяца назад +4

      @@greed864can’t forget jimmy carter

  • @TacIsRat
    @TacIsRat 4 месяца назад +2551

    Biden talks like i yell in dreams😭😭

    • @MeistGamingChannel
      @MeistGamingChannel 4 месяца назад +28

      OMG, that's hilarious.

    • @bruh1704
      @bruh1704 4 месяца назад +64

      Bro is the loudest whisperer or the quietest shouter

    • @UriGerhard
      @UriGerhard 4 месяца назад

      ᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬ

    • @potatoonastick2239
      @potatoonastick2239 4 месяца назад +6

      Truer words have never been commented

    • @SirCleric
      @SirCleric 4 месяца назад +10

      that is such a specfic yet accurate statement dude LMAO

  • @Khanstipated
    @Khanstipated 4 месяца назад +538

    "Oh no. Whats with your voice?"
    It was Joever as soon as we heard his voice.

    • @poseidonm7
      @poseidonm7 4 месяца назад +9

      knew this one would be a rough watch

  • @Qaztar44
    @Qaztar44 4 месяца назад +6888

    The only one who lost the debate was the American people

    • @AlmightyEnel
      @AlmightyEnel 4 месяца назад +156

      Biden also for sure lost, but definitely the American people lmfaoo

    • @dr0nz893
      @dr0nz893 4 месяца назад +27

      Nah this is the most real shit ive heard all day

    • @SkinnyLegend1800
      @SkinnyLegend1800 4 месяца назад +17

      *the western world

    • @tazgecko
      @tazgecko 4 месяца назад

      @@SkinnyLegend1800 Hate to say it, but the western world have been adjusting to the US leadership. They don't see the US as that pillar anymore after the Trump experience.

    • @Seanabo
      @Seanabo 4 месяца назад +23

      the worst part about this comment is that it was true the past 2 elections as well

  • @Sheepo-gk9yx
    @Sheepo-gk9yx 4 месяца назад +1829

    america is so powerful they have to nerf themselves by only allowing the two most outrageously terrible candidates to run for presidency, yet another W for america less go

    • @GamingEpic9812
      @GamingEpic9812 4 месяца назад +9

      true...

    • @runekongstadlarsen7569
      @runekongstadlarsen7569 4 месяца назад +24

      as a danish person i am soooooooo jelly right now ;C
      JK d:

    • @henlo1910
      @henlo1910 4 месяца назад +54

      @@runekongstadlarsen7569 If Frederiksen's so great then let's see his golf swing.

    • @runekongstadlarsen7569
      @runekongstadlarsen7569 4 месяца назад +13

      @@henlo1910 his?????
      bro what did you even search for lol

    • @sarahmellinger3335
      @sarahmellinger3335 4 месяца назад +23

      @@runekongstadlarsen7569 Sorry only dude only dudes are allowed to hold power dude.

  • @tylercalamari3846
    @tylercalamari3846 4 месяца назад +958

    It’s crazy that these two are still so much younger than atrioc 😭 😭

    • @Se7enRemain
      @Se7enRemain 4 месяца назад +27

      "So much" is craaaazy. Atrioc is only 14 years older!

  • @crimsoneclipse0618
    @crimsoneclipse0618 4 месяца назад +356

    This is like watching 2 bottom tier Iron players 1v1, so many misplays and stupid shit from Trump, but because his opponent is just as bad and also has a massive ping, he's somehow winning despite how badly he's doing.

    • @LunarChicken
      @LunarChicken 4 месяца назад +36

      MASSIVE PING?? Jesus bro I hate how accurate that is

    • @nikos4677
      @nikos4677 4 месяца назад +9

      massive ping😂

    • @zelaird8526
      @zelaird8526 4 месяца назад

      trump turned on his lag switcher whenever he spoke

  • @SSJ_EWGF
    @SSJ_EWGF 4 месяца назад +2543

    The problem i have here is when Biden talks, i just don’t be listening. My ass just zone out but when Trump talks i hear him, but i know this man is talking outta his ass.
    One is lying, the other is dying.

    • @FallenQueenOfCrows
      @FallenQueenOfCrows 4 месяца назад +323

      I swear if democrats get a better candidate Trump just loses immediately

    • @HenStep-dd9wl
      @HenStep-dd9wl 4 месяца назад +78

      Both are dying, they're too old.

    • @Magniton1
      @Magniton1 4 месяца назад +35

      More like one will be the first king of America and the other is dying but has a vice president.

    • @danielcillie1856
      @danielcillie1856 4 месяца назад +41

      ​@@FallenQueenOfCrowsthey could have had RFK, but the big corpo funders of the Dem party did not want him.

    • @paxrek
      @paxrek 4 месяца назад

      Joe Biden made many lies as well. Even CNN fact checked him like crazy. They want to swap him out.

  • @VamanaGW2
    @VamanaGW2 4 месяца назад +1560

    I watched the 2012 Obama vs. Romney debate earlier today and literally felt my heart painfully yearn to have that kind of decorum again.

    • @SSJ_EWGF
      @SSJ_EWGF 4 месяца назад +405

      These past years have turned the Presidential Candidate Debate from a civil discussion between two experienced and well articulate individuals into an 80-year-old dementia vs sex-offender Yap Section and I am too mentally checked out to even care anymore.

    • @polyfoxgames9006
      @polyfoxgames9006 4 месяца назад +140

      If you really want to twist the knife watch debates from the 60s/70s it's unreal how far the level of discourse has fallen

    • @greed864
      @greed864 4 месяца назад

      ​@@SSJ_EWGFhow is Trump a sex offender? By what metric?

    • @jackattack347
      @jackattack347 4 месяца назад

      mitt romney was a freak

    • @greed864
      @greed864 4 месяца назад +5

      @@SSJ_EWGF how is he an offender? By what metric?

  • @thepinkpanther47
    @thepinkpanther47 4 месяца назад +3070

    highlights the failings of the two party system

    • @lucas56sdd
      @lucas56sdd 4 месяца назад

      No, it highlights the failing of presidential primaries. A smoke filled room full of lizards would never have put these guys up.

    • @quinnbrosseau3217
      @quinnbrosseau3217 4 месяца назад +31

      Canada has other parties that receive substantial votes but our system is still worse

    • @lucas56sdd
      @lucas56sdd 4 месяца назад

      No, it highlights the failings of presidential primaries. A smoke filled room of lizards would never have fronted these guys.

    • @Kohler_Wood
      @Kohler_Wood 4 месяца назад +113

      Fr, it’s become a system to divide people that aren’t all that different.

    • @LettuceGod1
      @LettuceGod1 4 месяца назад +15

      Some might even call it a one party system

  • @jdeltonryandaawesome9340
    @jdeltonryandaawesome9340 4 месяца назад +2823

    Atrioc backseating the president of the United States is CRAZY

    • @hiimkyle1894
      @hiimkyle1894 4 месяца назад +271

      Bro are you really gonna put Biden in the drivers seat? Dude needs more than just backseating

    • @runekongstadlarsen7569
      @runekongstadlarsen7569 4 месяца назад

      @@hiimkyle1894 just have him as a puppet and let the deep state hold it until 4 years when they a both gonna be not here

    • @singed8853
      @singed8853 4 месяца назад

      I would trust a random neighbor to be president over Biden. He's unfit.

    • @danzeelot4845
      @danzeelot4845 4 месяца назад +90

      bro put atrioc in the FRONT seat frfr

    • @meatsauce12
      @meatsauce12 4 месяца назад +39

      i would vote atrioc for president 🫡

  • @Brick_Eater_
    @Brick_Eater_ 4 месяца назад +504

    National "nuh uh" Convention 2024

    • @prodbyvelo
      @prodbyvelo 4 месяца назад +7

      Bro this made me laugh so hard and I’m australian

    • @marannebbeling9799
      @marannebbeling9799 4 месяца назад +3

      You've literally just paraphrased the literal definition of a debate

    • @prodbyvelo
      @prodbyvelo 4 месяца назад +14

      @@marannebbeling9799 a good debater uses actual empirical evidence

    • @D3koit
      @D3koit 4 месяца назад

      bro....bro.... I am on the floor laughing....good god, this was the funniest way to sum up this shitshow

    • @IrisXen
      @IrisXen 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@marannebbeling9799 if youre in a high school english class i guess?

  • @Youlookfunny-wg8iu
    @Youlookfunny-wg8iu 4 месяца назад +313

    The election comes down to whoever announces Silk Song

    • @zachellenburg5738
      @zachellenburg5738 4 месяца назад +4

      Nah after this debate Trumps probably gonna win either way

    • @itsjackson
      @itsjackson 4 месяца назад +4

      @@zachellenburg5738 which is crazy because trump just kept lying

  • @youngrootv
    @youngrootv 4 месяца назад +900

    They took me out when they started talking about p*rn stars. That’s definitely a first in American history 😂

    • @mattbenz99
      @mattbenz99 4 месяца назад

      That you know of. Kennedy was a known playboy. He also had a disease that increased his sex drive (yes, this is a real thing), so he was apparently always horny.

    • @Daniel-om4ce
      @Daniel-om4ce 4 месяца назад +21

      u have to be joking

    • @fredfondler7281
      @fredfondler7281 4 месяца назад +8

      Say it ain't so

    • @mariomaker69420
      @mariomaker69420 4 месяца назад +12

      @@fredfondler7281 [narrator:] but it was indeed so.

    • @flyingtoast27
      @flyingtoast27 4 месяца назад +16

      After I heard "we had H2O" I was in tears and my sides were in shambles

  • @Neon1880
    @Neon1880 4 месяца назад +445

    The funniest part for me is that Biden was using words like “mumbo jumbo” and “molarky”

    • @clock3799
      @clock3799 4 месяца назад +72

      White guy final boss

    • @bhume7535
      @bhume7535 4 месяца назад +62

      Bro was literally around when those words were invented.

    • @zimbu_
      @zimbu_ 4 месяца назад +7

      Hopefully he gets confused and says coco jambo at some point. Would create meme which helps secure the millennial vote.

    • @jcon2060
      @jcon2060 4 месяца назад +4

      "Alley cat"

  • @HexorMastah
    @HexorMastah 4 месяца назад +50

    Hand them both a roku remote, first one to start a movie is the next president

  • @ChilledGreese
    @ChilledGreese 4 месяца назад +183

    I was never one to believe in shape shifters, but these are undoubtedly two fucking dinosaurs

  • @thistora929
    @thistora929 4 месяца назад +133

    24:30 i cant believe our future president will have an argument mid debate on "who can drop the fastest nuke on mw 3"

    • @Lucas-po6mn
      @Lucas-po6mn 4 месяца назад +12

      future debates should include candidates having a no items, fox only, final destination melee match

    • @cdogthehedgehog6923
      @cdogthehedgehog6923 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Lucas-po6mn objectively a better system to see the superior man for the job

  • @TatiTheCasual
    @TatiTheCasual 4 месяца назад +217

    Bruh Biden blinked like 3 times the whole debate

    • @unseenasymptote4976
      @unseenasymptote4976 4 месяца назад +41

      Yeah but those were some LOOOOONNNNNNGG blinks

    • @Daniel-om4ce
      @Daniel-om4ce 4 месяца назад +37

      @@unseenasymptote4976power naps

    • @Aka47xxx
      @Aka47xxx 4 месяца назад

      Cus he's pumped full of meth

  • @maphay6992
    @maphay6992 4 месяца назад +691

    I’ll never get over the fact that when Donny was asked about childcare he rambled about Afghanistan and not once said “child”

    • @meatsauce12
      @meatsauce12 4 месяца назад +106

      every question he was asked turned into a ramble about something completely different 😭😭😭😭

    • @coldpotatoes9687
      @coldpotatoes9687 4 месяца назад +36

      i mean smart by trump cause he knows he has no factual ground to sound good for any of these question. If only the dem candidate has at least 3 digit iq ffs.

    • @irecordwithaphone1856
      @irecordwithaphone1856 4 месяца назад +35

      I don't understand how anyone can vote for him he's such a bold faced liar. I don't like Biden either but like damn dude, Trump is a proven liar at near every opportunity he gets. It happened all throughout this debate

    • @marvballz4458
      @marvballz4458 4 месяца назад

      ​@@irecordwithaphone1856what did trump lie about?

    • @sanhakim1335
      @sanhakim1335 4 месяца назад

      ​@@irecordwithaphone1856 aside from the cultists, non-Trump republicans will vote for him because they have the same policy as many democrats. Vote red/blue no matter who. The actual person's morality or integrity doesn't matter, it's all about party affiliation. I remember a clip from back during Trump's 2016 run, and someone said that he's voting for Trump just because he wants to overturn Roe v Wade. None of the lies or scandals actually matter to republicans, just like biden's age doesn't actually matter to democrats

  • @soffwhere
    @soffwhere 4 месяца назад +516

    I admire A’s attempt to make this funny, but it really did make me sad. I’d respect Biden so much if he just stepped down peacefully and let Dwayne the Rock Johnson step up to the plate

    • @otter1428
      @otter1428 4 месяца назад +103

      yo, isnt that the guy who tried in 'n out burger for the first time for the fifth time recently?

    • @boxbotto
      @boxbotto 4 месяца назад +9

      gimme Cuban Beast

    • @Roeclean
      @Roeclean 4 месяца назад

      Broo, stop trying to jinx IDIOCRACY

    • @thevikingsock8527
      @thevikingsock8527 4 месяца назад +4

      Why not John Cena? He seemed convincing in Ricky Stanicky

    • @keruzerq2785
      @keruzerq2785 4 месяца назад +2

      Yep I much rather have the Rock who hasn’t done anything political once, then the guy who had us in zero wars 🙀

  • @chanceroberson7517
    @chanceroberson7517 4 месяца назад +35

    I honestly think I could’ve clutched a 1v2 debate against both of them. They were just spitting malarkey.

  • @ExtantPerson
    @ExtantPerson 4 месяца назад +39

    That “suckers and losers” part was literally a toddler intelligence level debate

    • @DevinDTV
      @DevinDTV 4 месяца назад +1

      no you're the sucker!!

  • @GooveG
    @GooveG 4 месяца назад +82

    Damn imagine if they did some live fact checking during the debates

    • @williamdalessandro6125
      @williamdalessandro6125 4 месяца назад +19

      Who decides what the "facts" are? Welcome to the post-truth age of modern history

    • @dragon44048
      @dragon44048 4 месяца назад

      @@williamdalessandro6125 watch the tim pool coverage of it. They were fact, checking both Trump and Biden the entire debate.

    • @A-Letter
      @A-Letter 4 месяца назад +55

      ​@@williamdalessandro6125​ I don't understand your comment.
      I have a feeling people are being memey and following a bandwagon by thumbing up your comment because they have a tinge of recognition they might relate to what you said, but if we really think this through, being full-throatedly cynical and nihilistic isn't remotely a healthy way to function, and it's a bad meme if you want a functional society where people can agree on basic reality.
      In this debate, candidate Trump clearly functions off of lying and attacking the other opponent.
      Attacking people by making up stories about the opponent is not the mark of a quality debate where we need to know each side's policy positions through careful fact-finding to understand what they are about and how the candidates would use their capabilities and administration in assessing present and future reality as president to navigate key issues. Also, Trump's style of dragging people into rambling contests can be a turn-off and lead people to be apathetic about politics in general.
      "Post-birth abortions" for instance is an insane and nonsensical lie.
      Live fact checking would have done wonders to overwhelmingly cut out Trump's toxic BS and demagoguery in favor of more quality discussion to draw attention for moderates and undecideds who need the format to draw a conclusion about who their pick should be for the election.

    • @jackinzbox.
      @jackinzbox. 4 месяца назад +13

      @@A-Letter You're vastly overestimating the critical thinking skills of large portions of the population. Confirmation Bias is real and what kills any hope of having objective facts in politics. Though objective facts exist you will always have a person pointing to a different source showing the opposite opinion believing whole-heartedly in it even if it's from The Onion or the guy down the street's Facebook page.

    • @A-Letter
      @A-Letter 4 месяца назад +7

      @@jackinzbox. This a very fair assessment and I would say this is completely correct. I think our media landscape is doing a distortive number on our collective ability to come to an accord on instrumental policy-driving conversation, as well as a lack of general free-access education to boost the critical thinking levels of the average citizen and self-protection of individuals and groups mental health away from manipulative and trauma exacerbating rhetoric.
      I think language can quite literally kill, and the US doesn't have the history on the comparable level of that seen in Europe within the last 150 years to learn examples about the level of destruction that ecosystem can bring.
      An ideal scenario would be if our country had informed citizens backed by a resilient journalistic cohort and civil rights orgs aiming to keep all large organizations, including corporations, the federal and state governments and their agencies, and every future political party in line with a healthy baseline reality, all under an equitable and accessible reformed election system.
      I personally would blame the rollback on Fairness Doctrine style laws (I don't remember the exact laws atm) that would enforce a news space for basic correct reporting (the kind you would find in other developed countries) for dogging the conversational space and prioritizing blazing stories that drive clicks to sell ads, instead of more moderate and fair content.
      I also would blame our combined one-two punch of the two-party First Past The Post electoral system for making things disgustingly toxic (thankfully some states are working together toward an eventual majority-ruled charter about Ranked Choice Voting that would set things on the right track somewhat)
      I believe we all have more in common than we think and our media is making us look at each other like enemies for the sole reason that billionare owned news stations want to scrape an extra percentage profit in the quarter of the year.

  • @SSJ_EWGF
    @SSJ_EWGF 4 месяца назад +219

    The past years have turned the Presidential Candidate Debate into an 80-year-old Yap Section and I am too mentally checked out to even care anymore.

    • @sts-31
      @sts-31 4 месяца назад +1

      Couldn't they fly someone in to help them? Stoltenberg's stint in NATO ends in October, could he become like a "government consultant" or something to like.. everything?

    • @MyNamesHunter75
      @MyNamesHunter75 4 месяца назад

      I feel like a lot of politics have gone away from actually being about politics and more just shows to put on and its exhausting and depressing. People should be engaged in the political candidate they follow and who will go on to represent the country but i feel like many don't have that. Which is a serious problem

  • @footman77
    @footman77 4 месяца назад +14

    I hate the fact that Biden was saying factual things but you could barely hear him over the sound of the grim reaper approaching 😭😭😭

  • @potatogirlalice
    @potatogirlalice 4 месяца назад +78

    The editors pumped this one out quickly congrats

  • @Arcandime
    @Arcandime 4 месяца назад +200

    Correction: We *are* cooked.

  • @v1r2s9
    @v1r2s9 4 месяца назад +267

    I saw someone earlier who said that this presidential vote will be like a weird “Would You Rather” question that made itself manifest. Would you rather have America run by a man with dementia or a convicted felon?

    • @zombieoverlord5173
      @zombieoverlord5173 4 месяца назад +1

      Dementia. I'll take status quo over Dictatorship

    • @Lucas-po6mn
      @Lucas-po6mn 4 месяца назад

      "convicted felon, rapist, stole money from a children cancer charity"

    • @ChicaneryBear
      @ChicaneryBear 4 месяца назад +31

      They both got a lil dementia

    • @coldloner7453
      @coldloner7453 4 месяца назад +15

      Either way I everyone is screwed and me personally I will be voting for a 3rd party, as I can’t have clean conscious voting for either one.

    • @hudsonlewer7486
      @hudsonlewer7486 4 месяца назад +4

      @@coldloner7453 respect to you for still voting the amount of people that I’ve heard say they just wanna sit out and not make a choice is baffling

  • @Fyshtako
    @Fyshtako 4 месяца назад +175

    Man Biden seems like he'd have crushed this debate if he was 20 years younger without the black lung voice and getting flustered and confused constantly from dementia-brain. Trump is just so clearly speaking out of his ass and making promises he can't keep.

    • @dragon44048
      @dragon44048 4 месяца назад +9

      Every politician speaks out their ass and make promises they can’t keep or won’t keep.

    • @isaac3140
      @isaac3140 4 месяца назад +83

      @@dragon44048sure, but not quite at Trump's level

    • @unseenasymptote4976
      @unseenasymptote4976 4 месяца назад +32

      Any candidate who wasn’t on death’s door could have beat Trump in this debate format.

    • @SPEAKEAZY-GTE
      @SPEAKEAZY-GTE 4 месяца назад +5

      But imagine if we had Bernie

    • @Gandhi_Physique
      @Gandhi_Physique 4 месяца назад

      @@unseenasymptote4976 If only I met the age requirement... assuming I'd get any support from the Democratic party lol.

  • @mwpretorius7913
    @mwpretorius7913 4 месяца назад +126

    Guys I figured it out, Trump had to have made some sort of Faustian bargain:
    You get to be President, but you are only able to speak in absolutes.
    "We did the best thing in the history of America"
    "He is the worst President of all time"

    • @hudsonlewer7486
      @hudsonlewer7486 4 месяца назад +36

      He literally said we are the most powerful nation in the world that everyone looks up to us and wishes they were us and also the weakest with no true friends, and everyone looking down upon how we fallen in the same debate It’s actually so funny listening to the man speak

    • @carlpanzram7081
      @carlpanzram7081 4 месяца назад +13

      With trumps it's really just about the vibe. You have to ignore what he's saying, then it's great.

    • @darkebuddha
      @darkebuddha 4 месяца назад +12

      Only a Sith speaks in absolutes.

    • @EricDillingham
      @EricDillingham 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@hudsonlewer7486 Not that I like him, but it's not that hard to comprehend what he's saying. We are at the top, but we have fallen from our golden age and supremacy (which reached its peak during the late 90s, and arguably ending in the fall of 2001). Trump obviously isn't claiming that China or some other country has surpassed us, he's just saying that we're not doing as well as we could be doing. It really doesn't help that he talks like a moron.

    • @hudsonlewer7486
      @hudsonlewer7486 4 месяца назад +2

      @@EricDillingham not sure you watched the debate yourself with the things you were saying he’s not saying he actually does talk that way tho he speaks as if his presidency was the peak of America and in four years Biden has made it the worst

  • @Pasakoye
    @Pasakoye 4 месяца назад +311

    Vermin Supreme has more youth than these two.

    • @hughjack5066
      @hughjack5066 4 месяца назад +27

      Unironically he is over a decade younger

    • @samuelgunter
      @samuelgunter 4 месяца назад +9

      he's way younger than these two combined

    • @joshchild
      @joshchild 4 месяца назад +7

      That pony based economy is the only thing this debate is missing….

    • @esmeecampbell7396
      @esmeecampbell7396 4 месяца назад +3

      @@samuelgunter To be fair every single person alive is "younger than these two combined" no human in history has lived to be over 150 years old 🤣

    • @samuelgunter
      @samuelgunter 4 месяца назад +2

      @@esmeecampbell7396 wow you're right! I should've made a joke about that

  • @DnBsup
    @DnBsup 4 месяца назад +56

    Trump v Biden tee off for the presidency would be fucking amazing lmao

  • @alexd1640
    @alexd1640 4 месяца назад +168

    Ngl I feel like Biden's speech speed might have won him a ton of the senior citizens' votes, they actually could follow along

    • @unseenasymptote4976
      @unseenasymptote4976 4 месяца назад +41

      Being old and confused doesn’t make it easier to understand other old and confused people, unfortunately. You just have two people who don’t understand what’s happening

    • @Daniel-om4ce
      @Daniel-om4ce 4 месяца назад

      @@unseenasymptote4976lmao

    • @hudsonlewer7486
      @hudsonlewer7486 4 месяца назад +18

      @@unseenasymptote4976 I mean, if you bothered to listen, you’d understand that most of the time he did actually wrap his points up fully and come full circle while he did ramble and had some problems with his speech, he made real points and actually talked about his policy rather than just skirting around questions and bold face lying but to each their own

    • @Gandhi_Physique
      @Gandhi_Physique 4 месяца назад +8

      @@hudsonlewer7486 Yeah, Biden messed up, but he did still make his points. It didn't sound as good as it could have though, and that matters to people.

    • @aaronb4936
      @aaronb4936 4 месяца назад

      @@hudsonlewer7486tell us you didn’t watch the debate… without actually telling us.

  • @tag180rotax
    @tag180rotax 4 месяца назад +29

    Biden's words were often decent. The delivery was that of a dried out sponge

  • @douglaslupo9825
    @douglaslupo9825 4 месяца назад +217

    18 holes winner is president

    • @KetaManiacc
      @KetaManiacc 4 месяца назад

      Do you think Biden has the cojones to sink a nervy 5 foot putt for the presidency? I don't know if he has it in him

  • @DovahQuinn
    @DovahQuinn 4 месяца назад +12

    16:35 It should be noted that both candidates were not allowed to communicate with anyone on their staff during the commercial breaks. The rules for the debate forbid any prewritten notes or communication with staff members during the debate.

  • @asherrexing6358
    @asherrexing6358 4 месяца назад +61

    *Trump tells the most outrageous lie ever*
    *Biden mumbles and fails to complete a sentence*
    The moderators: Thank you, moving on.

    • @discipleofdagon8195
      @discipleofdagon8195 4 месяца назад +2

      the fact checking afterwards was a massacre on both sides

  • @mattbenz99
    @mattbenz99 4 месяца назад +47

    What Atrioc didn't hit on enough was Biden's facial expressions. He was standing there with his mouth open looking confused for half the debate. He looked like a senile old man who got lost in the mall. It was embarrassing.

    • @krakenandtheratmovies781
      @krakenandtheratmovies781 4 месяца назад +16

      Atrioc obviously has a slight bias going into this(which is fair not judging we all do), but i have no idea how you could possibly come out of watching this debate, and vote for Biden in good conscious. Rhaspy voice aside: He was lost, confused, tripping over his own words, Mumbling giberrish, etc.
      All this debate proved to me was that we need age limits on government with 70 being the absolute MAX

    • @zombieoverlord5173
      @zombieoverlord5173 4 месяца назад +17

      ​@krakenandtheratmovies781 Why would people in good conscious vote for him? He's an okay president policy wise and miles better than Trump. Cabinets make most decisions in the executive branch btw. The President doesn't literally do everything

    • @mattbenz99
      @mattbenz99 4 месяца назад

      @@zombieoverlord5173
      You are assuming Biden is behind the wheel and not his staff. Biden barely makes announcements in person anymore, it is usually his staff doing it for him.

    • @krakenandtheratmovies781
      @krakenandtheratmovies781 4 месяца назад +10

      @@zombieoverlord5173 I have no idea what Joe Biden's plans are in regards to policy because bro cannot form one coherent sentence to save his life. We could argue about policies themselves all day. I personally think he's done a pretty poor job in most areas. You're right in that the cabinet makes up most real legislative change, but when the face of leadership is quite literally falling asleep at the wheel it doesnt matter.

    • @zombieoverlord5173
      @zombieoverlord5173 4 месяца назад +15

      @krakenandtheratmovies781 You might not know this, but man is literally the president. You can go see what his policies are. I don't go off of what a president says for many reasons. If we compare him to president's in the past 40 years, he's somehow the best. With the comparison to his contemporaries, he's pretty decent. Also he's not literally falling asleep.

  • @crimsoneclipse0618
    @crimsoneclipse0618 4 месяца назад +15

    Atrioc screaming 'Just cough!' over the course of the debate is taking me out

  • @moonlit7273
    @moonlit7273 4 месяца назад +10

    Someone said “biden looks afk” 💀

  • @colinmurphy7576
    @colinmurphy7576 4 месяца назад +42

    cnn did a tiktok live stream of this 😭

  • @gingertew9249
    @gingertew9249 4 месяца назад +28

    as the presidential candidates get older, Big A might have a chance!

  • @tylerhobbs5730
    @tylerhobbs5730 4 месяца назад +21

    It was a poor performance but I think people don’t realize that the microphones were being muted after a minute. They did the debates this way specifically to reduce them interrupting each other, but also ended up cutting Biden off at some very awkward times.

    • @dragon44048
      @dragon44048 4 месяца назад

      Which was pretty shocking considering that CNN is a pretty far left News source. And most people who saw that they were going to be doing muting thought for sure it would be used way more against Trump. However, most have been pleasantly surprised that it was done fairly. a shit show the political climate in the US is at the moment.

  • @OMDAT
    @OMDAT 4 месяца назад +64

    I usually don't use the word cringe but I'll make an exception for this occasion

  • @Daurgothoth1
    @Daurgothoth1 4 месяца назад +55

    GG Guys we’re done for

    • @gugs3569
      @gugs3569 4 месяца назад +1

      we are so cooked

  • @lostcoastautos
    @lostcoastautos 4 месяца назад +38

    Might? We are cooked my brother.

  • @ImMigrant98086
    @ImMigrant98086 4 месяца назад +26

    What is Joe looking at? I feel like he is staring into the distance just talking on autopilot.

  • @flaciDPenguin
    @flaciDPenguin 4 месяца назад +84

    “al bag daddy “ killed me 😂😂

  • @miniyodadude6604
    @miniyodadude6604 4 месяца назад +13

    If i were an accelerationist, i would be very happy right now

  • @rhysperry6127
    @rhysperry6127 4 месяца назад +16

    new drinking game, every time someone goes off topic take a shot

    • @hellatubbies882yt
      @hellatubbies882yt 4 месяца назад +5

      I’m on my way to work that’s a no go chief 😂

    • @fiel81
      @fiel81 4 месяца назад +4

      Result: Death

  • @captain_kirkyt2481
    @captain_kirkyt2481 4 месяца назад +328

    34x convicted felon vs 81 year old grandpa, i would like to see someome like obama or someone younger to debate the felon

    • @lval7778
      @lval7778 4 месяца назад +45

      I mean 78 ain’t that much younger man

    • @graysteel
      @graysteel 4 месяца назад +101

      @@lval7778Physically yeah, but cognitively it’s clear that Biden isn’t even close to as sharp as he was his first election, while Trump has gone a longer 8 years and isn’t showing the same signs of decrepity.

    • @Oblivion9873
      @Oblivion9873 4 месяца назад +2

      Well you'll probably get Gavin so enjoy

    • @traceable7875
      @traceable7875 4 месяца назад

      @@graysteelmaybe not, but cognitive decline can start at any time, and, running the numbers given “our world in data” statistics for annual death chance by age:
      If trump gets elected there’s a 33% chance he survives the term, if Biden gets elected there’s a 19% chance.
      The chance they suffer a stroke or heart attack is very likely, and we already know from trumps massive infection at the end of 2020 in the Whitehouse (in which experimental antibiotics had to be used to treat him) he is not in good health either.

    • @mcbruh9109
      @mcbruh9109 4 месяца назад +2

      rfk jr

  • @dandeerejones
    @dandeerejones 4 месяца назад +137

    “I’ve seen your swing, I know your swing” - the next leader of the free world

    • @mattymerr701
      @mattymerr701 4 месяца назад +23

      "the next leader of the free world" has to be the worst case of self-serving, egotistical rubbish to ever come out of the US.
      Oh and also the phrase is bad

    • @aaronb4936
      @aaronb4936 4 месяца назад +1

      @@mattymerr701cope

    • @RyBrown
      @RyBrown 4 месяца назад +8

      @@mattymerr701The US is the most powerful country in the world and has maintained democracy throughout the world at a level not seen since the Roman Empire.

    • @HahahMamaman
      @HahahMamaman 4 месяца назад +1

      To be fair, it was a question about physical and mental fitness. It was a stupid thing to say, but context helps.

    • @StuckNLuck
      @StuckNLuck 4 месяца назад +10

      @@RyBrown you're talking just like Trump, I can read it in his voice...

  • @dogelove9967
    @dogelove9967 4 месяца назад +48

    true loser of the debate is the USA 🦅🇺🇸🔫💪

  • @scorpionsen4302
    @scorpionsen4302 4 месяца назад +38

    Is there no better candidates than two 70+ year old dust bunnies. Their reaction time is shot. They cant even hit a nasty flick.

    • @scorpionsen4302
      @scorpionsen4302 4 месяца назад +6

      Mr.Beast 2028

    • @albinofroggy
      @albinofroggy 4 месяца назад +6

      80+ year old. Even worse.

    • @TheEsotericProgrammer
      @TheEsotericProgrammer 4 месяца назад +1

      How are they gonna hit the nuclear button in time... Were cooked

    • @zagreus5773
      @zagreus5773 4 месяца назад +1

      @@TheEsotericProgrammer Not being able to hit the nuclear button is probably the only upside.

  • @tomsawyerisme
    @tomsawyerisme 4 месяца назад +99

    F for the American People.

  • @unchartedchartz
    @unchartedchartz 4 месяца назад +17

    The longer I listen to this, the larger the pit in my stomach grows

  • @sts-31
    @sts-31 4 месяца назад +12

    within 90 secondst it's over. No need for a 90-minute debate after that.

  • @NotFluplaxio
    @NotFluplaxio 4 месяца назад +85

    The audacity to have a debate and not be funny 😭

    • @graysteel
      @graysteel 4 месяца назад +11

      Trump could have been if he was able to bounce off of Bidens energy, but he was just so out of it I don’t blame him for not trying

    • @ekay4495
      @ekay4495 4 месяца назад

      @@graysteel Yet Trump still managed to look like a clown. The 21st Century is cooked

  • @Kvothe4
    @Kvothe4 4 месяца назад +359

    Last night probably means we're cooked, but not because of this horrifying debate. I know you're don't do overtly political stuff a lot, but you should look into the Supreme Court overturning Chevron. As an attorney, it's the biggest power grab we've seen from the courts in 200 years.

    • @Jartran72
      @Jartran72 4 месяца назад +8

      Horrifying..

    • @communism7241
      @communism7241 4 месяца назад +36

      Unfortunately it seems like the ATF overstepped and finally caught the attention of the Supreme court

    • @michaelbiernacki2131
      @michaelbiernacki2131 4 месяца назад

      Power grab? It curbed bureaucratic power and only returned power back to the courts to check that the laws and regulations by the bureaucratic state was at least reasonable.

    • @wompastompa3692
      @wompastompa3692 4 месяца назад

      QRD?

    • @ckorp666
      @ckorp666 4 месяца назад +5

      smoke 'em if u got 'em
      ("'em" being black market chinese pesticides, on the topic of current horrifying news lol)

  • @Aymungoos
    @Aymungoos 4 месяца назад +56

    To be fair to trump... he is way better at golf than Biden. Biden has hit a golf ball backwards

    • @seans8479
      @seans8479 4 месяца назад

      Like everything, he does, Trump just cheats at golf.

  • @serpent2776
    @serpent2776 4 месяца назад +8

    Atrioc watching this debate was like he was watching his favorite sports team slowly choke the game away

  • @UHOHTONIO
    @UHOHTONIO 4 месяца назад +25

    “And by the way-😳”

  • @wielku
    @wielku 4 месяца назад +93

    bruh who has been running your country for the past 3 years wtf

    • @AB-bx5to
      @AB-bx5to 4 месяца назад +19

      Obamna

    • @itscrispy4469
      @itscrispy4469 4 месяца назад +59

      So basically it’s the administration. And I wish more Americans knew that when you elect the president it’s not them it’s their administration you elect. Atrioc has done a great job covering Lina khan and his other appointees. Simply put he’s a career politician and he most likely knows the best people that can get the job done which make sense because the man has been in politics for ever. That’s why even though he’s a decrepit old man the country has been humming along and compared to other countries it’s done almost the best out of all of them economically. But yeah you elect administration not presidents.

    • @Gandhi_Physique
      @Gandhi_Physique 4 месяца назад +5

      @@itscrispy4469 I agree, except you definitely elect presidents, not administrations. I don't see "administration" or a list of cabinet members on the ballot after all lol.

    • @ronitshah9279
      @ronitshah9279 4 месяца назад

      @@itscrispy4469I wouldn’t call the trillion dollar deficit every 100 days to prop up our shaky economy “doing well”. Not to mention funding genocide in the Middle East.

    • @ekay4495
      @ekay4495 4 месяца назад +5

      @@itscrispy4469 People don't seem to understand that a president is more of a mascot than some person making all the decisions. The government needs millions of people to function

  • @csercser3137
    @csercser3137 4 месяца назад +15

    Someone send Biden to the Ludwig school of reacts

  • @brittanypritchard7567
    @brittanypritchard7567 4 месяца назад +6

    “Uh we have the greatest economy in the history of the country” is quite possibly the best sentence I’ve ever heard for all the wrong reasons

  • @Jacob-ce7nh
    @Jacob-ce7nh 4 месяца назад +15

    Joe Biden forgot to practice mewing before the debate 😭

  • @drstclair
    @drstclair 4 месяца назад +13

    I love Atrioc vids, but I can't can't take watching those senior citizens "debate." It's just such a sad spot that the two major political parties give us these guys to pick from.

  • @Dangles1337
    @Dangles1337 4 месяца назад +22

    A corrupt traitor or a senile neoliberal, wow such good options
    ranked voting wen?

  • @grantt4532
    @grantt4532 4 месяца назад +7

    This is like watching a debate between Eric Cartman and Abe Simpson

  • @elliotrichards6948
    @elliotrichards6948 4 месяца назад +21

    id pay to watch them golf it out

    • @Jartran72
      @Jartran72 4 месяца назад

      From what I hurt Trump cheats at Golf like at everything else and Biden does not even play. Obama vs Trump might be good. Biden in this condition could not even swing anymore.

  • @Youlookfunny-wg8iu
    @Youlookfunny-wg8iu 4 месяца назад +3

    I was waiting for the vod to be posted but this is cool too

  • @FeitanPorter1
    @FeitanPorter1 4 месяца назад +12

    “What are we going to do to help people who are struggling with addiction” trump says “he loves china”

  • @kiernanoh
    @kiernanoh 4 месяца назад +3

    How is this the best 2 people out of over 300 million.

  • @noobula7
    @noobula7 4 месяца назад +4

    my favorite part was when they announced silk song during the debates

  • @aidansmith1198
    @aidansmith1198 4 месяца назад +24

    :( i dont wanna be cooked

  • @vroom5418
    @vroom5418 4 месяца назад +6

    Pelosi admitted recently to denying the offer from Trump for national guard. Biden also recently supported tariffs but in the debate changed his position

    • @zombieoverlord5173
      @zombieoverlord5173 4 месяца назад +2

      Can you provide a source on that? The Pelosi thing I don't give a shit about Tariffs

    • @aaronb4936
      @aaronb4936 4 месяца назад

      @@zombieoverlord5173 it was in a documentary video that was being shot by Pelosi’s daughter.

    • @vroom5418
      @vroom5418 4 месяца назад

      @@zombieoverlord5173 ruclips.net/video/x6gE-0t4e_E/видео.htmlsi=Y52zKqZJgyaCRfnX

    • @vroom5418
      @vroom5418 4 месяца назад

      @@zombieoverlord5173I tried sending a link forgetting RUclips doesn’t like that, just look up pelosi admits responsibility Jan 6th it’s a story from 3 weeks ago

  • @dennik8374
    @dennik8374 4 месяца назад +3

    Atroic was rooting for them like an american dad when his team is on the super bowl

  • @Lavassin
    @Lavassin 4 месяца назад +26

    Big A should just buy a private island and move all of his subscribers to it

    • @zagreus5773
      @zagreus5773 4 месяца назад

      I heard Little Saint James is up for sale.

  • @Pleasant_duck
    @Pleasant_duck 4 месяца назад +4

    There needs to be an age cap for running for president, like a 65 bc that already is so old my great grandmother is almost 10 years younger than both of them and I’m 18

  • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
    @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 4 месяца назад +4

    As soon as they started talking about golf I knew there's no one else who could of done it better.

  • @Yellow_Hedgehogz
    @Yellow_Hedgehogz 4 месяца назад +4

    1:39 gave me Prostate exam vibes 😂

  • @linger5473
    @linger5473 4 месяца назад +1

    Props to the editors for getting this out so quick!

  • @aaronb4936
    @aaronb4936 4 месяца назад +74

    At 4:39 when Biden says “we finally beat Medicare”. Why on earth would you cut away/edit out the part where Trump responded with “yeah you beat it…. You beat it to death” Even if you hate the guy that was the funniest part of the whole debate

    • @phoneywheeze
      @phoneywheeze 4 месяца назад +27

      he was seething the entire time, pretty sure that's why. plus the video is edited by an editor not by him

    • @aaronb4936
      @aaronb4936 4 месяца назад +3

      @@phoneywheezeyup. I know why. But just having a little fun

    • @danwaterhouse8172
      @danwaterhouse8172 4 месяца назад +12

      I noticed too, he was definitely butt hurt

    • @princememphis7726
      @princememphis7726 4 месяца назад +15

      ​@@danwaterhouse8172yeah atrioc definitely a lib

    • @nathanwashington9784
      @nathanwashington9784 4 месяца назад

      @@phoneywheezehe was SEETHING 🤓 epic Drumpf moment he owned them libtards

  • @dariusguz2978
    @dariusguz2978 4 месяца назад +10

    Another banger from the glarketer himself

  • @dabo160
    @dabo160 4 месяца назад +7

    Biden sounded like a bad AI model of his voice

  • @Thatguy-un4yq
    @Thatguy-un4yq 4 месяца назад +8

    I get that Americans are extra cooked by having 1 of these 2 geriatrics as their president but being in the rest of the world and having no way to do anything about it sucks too because unfortunately the American president has a lot of impact on everything

    • @kil0_387
      @kil0_387 4 месяца назад

      Good point

  • @ethangrieshop9405
    @ethangrieshop9405 4 месяца назад +6

    Did big A not realize that they’re not able to interrupt each other cause their mics get turned off?

  • @GerkinIt
    @GerkinIt 4 месяца назад +225

    He farts at 7:26. You’re welcome.

    • @simi3241
      @simi3241 4 месяца назад +96

      Nice to see that real journalism isn't dead yet.

    • @vardaangoel1061
      @vardaangoel1061 4 месяца назад +15

      The vid came out 4 minutes ago wtf

    • @EventH0riz0n
      @EventH0riz0n 4 месяца назад +13

      @@vardaangoel1061 He probably saw it live and went right to searching the part lol

    • @vardaangoel1061
      @vardaangoel1061 4 месяца назад +6

      @@EventH0riz0n yeah ur right but the speed is crazy

    • @dogemaaaaaan
      @dogemaaaaaan 4 месяца назад +8

      thx, added to spank bank

  • @xX-DogSama-Xx
    @xX-DogSama-Xx 4 месяца назад +7

    i gotta know how many hours a night trump stalks his own press in order to ass-pull all these "trump was the greatest _____ in the history of forever" quotes without double-dipping, at a certain point it's just sad how much he tries to gas himself up

  • @tartfruit801
    @tartfruit801 4 месяца назад +3

    they gave him a minute to talk about childcare again, and he literally just used the time to say "nuh uh"

  • @SifSehwan
    @SifSehwan 4 месяца назад +2

    You get my sanity award, better analysis than most journalists. :D

  • @tortillachips3911
    @tortillachips3911 4 месяца назад

    THANK YOU for bringing attention to this. im 99% sure how imma vote, but i want NEITHER of them

  • @sailortoad2828
    @sailortoad2828 4 месяца назад +3

    “President Trump the question was…”
    “Could we get President Biden a cough drop”

  • @BlinkrBanana
    @BlinkrBanana 4 месяца назад +49

    This feels like atrioc just hating on trump and telling Biden to speak up😂 this election is cooked

    • @dylanfarris7647
      @dylanfarris7647 4 месяца назад +37

      That was this stream lol. Atrioc is really anti trump and he was not afraid to show it haha

    • @macstar95
      @macstar95 4 месяца назад

      @@dylanfarris7647 If you think anyone is better than the other is fucking stupid. Trump is lying out of his ass this entire time and Joe sounds like a fucking moron.

    • @thevikingsock8527
      @thevikingsock8527 4 месяца назад

      What useful thing could trump ever say? He is a joke and Liar

    • @albinofroggy
      @albinofroggy 4 месяца назад

      This is nothing new. He's been openly anti-trump since before Biden was president.

    • @AB-bx5to
      @AB-bx5to 4 месяца назад +11

      ​@@dylanfarris7647makes him look like a clown since he's in full support of a geriatric.

  • @T____W____7777
    @T____W____7777 4 месяца назад +4

    We're not cooking, we're deep fried to a black crisp.

  • @Justin-ee1mv
    @Justin-ee1mv 4 месяца назад +1

    New episode of the new season of the USA just dropped Pog

  • @shadoww7301
    @shadoww7301 4 месяца назад +1

    they both sound like they are doing impressions of themselves this is crazy