Average Space Marine: _"Noooo we can't sacrifice ourselves for these puny mortals! Our power is being wasted on protecting them! Screw them, let's give ourselves to the Ruinous Powers!"_ Average Ogryn: *"ITS TIME TO KILL TRAITORS AND EAT MA RASHUNS, AN IM AHL OUTUV RAHSUNS!"*
I heard somewhere that Ogryns are larger and stronger than the average marine too. I can only imagine if Astartes geneseed worked on them, instead of that Primaris crap Guilliman and Cael should just have created a fuckton of Ogryn Marines overlooked by some standard marines to wrangle them up. I mean, they're literally too stupid to fall to Chaos, may as well see how it works out. You can make a new extra-extra heavy bolter for them to use too, something that fires rounds intended for flak batteries.
@@redeye4516 It's noted in the Imperialis Militia codex for 30K that some scholars believe Ogryns were a gengineered subspecies, probably made some time during the Dark Age of Technology. It makes a lot of sense to me: Ogryns are strong, tough, resistant to extreme environmental conditions, barely feel pain, aren't intelligent enough to question orders, and (unlike Space Marines) breed true. It's like some enterprising geneticist was going out of his way to develop the ideal helot shock-trooper.
If Ogryn had the cognitive capacity to understand strategic sacrifice, they would proudly, happily, and eagerly volunteer their lives to protect the little ones and honor the Emperor.
Casual fans: "Oh my God-Emperor, Ogryns are so trustworthy and awesome, how can it get more tear dropping than this!?!?" Gav and Bob Enjoyers: "First time?"
@@ericboone7135Bob and gav live in a place where it's impossible to count the amount of humans, so for all we know they ARE Canon, and even if they're not, no one can stop me from sticking my finger in my ears and going "la la la, can't hear you"
Tig is transported to the Golden Throne where he meets Big E and his retinue of Captain-General Little Kitten, The Adornable Centurion, Magnus the Red, Boy and Pillar Men Custodes.
"Dear Ogryn, worship the dark powers... you will receive gifts beyond your wildest dreams." "Urr... do iz get big shiny medals?" "Medals... what, no... You will be given power to rival-" "No medals? Fuckin' cringe..."
Depends on the lore perspective, for the general audience and those who play like the total war games only would just see the comedy gold, but yeah thanks to age of sigmar bringing back a refresh of the gorgers I think need to understand the ogres of fantasy and AOS are nightmare on legs. They’re tyranids with personality on smaller scales. I think what got me learning more into the ogres was from Total war warhammer 3 with the trailer featuring they’re shanty, listening to those lyrics just sounds of a bedtime spook.
@@staffy.-. fair enough, just saying that AOS ogres themselves are just a mix of the comedy and the nightmarish vibes. Like the average ogre is just me hungy, but with the release of the Gorgers it did bring back that idea that well without enough food they are just all a time bomb of mindless monsters that do anything to eat.
Ogryns are the reason why most Commisars regain their humanity and go in a glaze of glory for the Emperor. It's truly a blessing being part of the Astra Militarium.
As an upstanding member of the Imperium it behooves me to say that you should probably avoid the phrase "glaze of glory" at all cost, going forward. I wish I could unsee this.
@A Megalodon With Internet Connection I never cared to learn the names of more than a few of the scum under my command. They are not my brood and if this Tyberos were to count himself amongst them then he can count himself among the wailing wretches that break and bruise beneath me in my gallery. All I wanted was justice, fair and absolute, and my abominable so-called sons deserve worse than all they have wrought for indulging in terror for terror's sake, and not to simply drink in the sweet nectar of compliance. My death is foreseen, and, while I calmly wait for the vindication my corpse-father sends, I will entertain myself in whatever way I see fit. If your Tyberos finds himself concerned with my copious rizz amongst the drukhari slavers, it'd be smarter he be concerned that I might find him.
Why is everyone sad? Tig will be okay, right? He just went to fight those Chaos guys and then he was having a well-deserved retirement? Right? What else could happen?
Yes you are right, now he is running in some agriworld, between some little friendly pets, happy to have fight for what he trust good. Do you want a new ogryn friend maybe?
Imagine bein an 10 thousand year old chaos sorcerer that survived the horus heresy with warp sorcery and lose to an Big humble abhuman with an Iq of an small child that's pathetic
"An even less pretty sight was that of the big Ogryn, Tig, as he had cradled his best friend’s torso in his arms, trying to convince himself that everything was fine."
If I had a nickel for every time a story about an Ogryn got me emotional, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
I like to imagine that commissars become devoid of emotion through their long careers due to how much trauma they endure. But after so many years, they finally get an Ogryn into their ranks and have to reset their entire thought process all over again. In doing so, they begin to get their humanity back from their interactions with their Ogryn/s. But when they have to send them to dangerous missions, they can’t help but become anxious or worried because their parental instincts kick in since Ogryns are like toddlers.
Tig was never heard from again after this one. Logical conclusion? He retired from the guard after stomping the traitors fortifications all by himself. He even got a shiny metal from the commissar after. Tig grew old farming potatoes on paradise world, not because he needed to, but because he wanted to and liked their taste. Don't be sad, Ogryns wouldn't like you being sad.
The idea of an ogryn veteran is terrifying. Making it to retirement in the guard? Legendary. Making it to retirement AND being a hulking behemoth of muscle and glee? EMPEROR-LIKE.
@@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 you do know how the warp works, right? What you're talking about would absolutely end up manifesting in the warp in some form.
First Emperor thought that he can be just a ruler of humanity and thats it... But than he had seen loyalty of such people as Tig... And Emperor realise that now he got no choice but to be better and greater
Ogryn are my large autist brothers from another millennium. I wish I could be a Salamander and hug all the Loyalist Ogryn. I feel like any Chaos Ogryn would be driven to insanity by the forces of chaos, and I’d be forced to mercy kill them and pray that the Emperor grants them his Light of redemption.
You could actually probably just convince them to return to the Emperor's light, it's said that many chaos Ogryn are only serving chaos because they were lied to and told that they're serving the Emperor. A lot of Imperials would definitely just kill them for heresy, but their innocence is a good point of argument for why they shouldn't be killed for such things.
........and this was the moment i will forever remember to put "the way they use Ogryn's" at the top of my list of reasons the Imperium isn't good. just a bunch of damned souls trying their best to survive
"Two full sacks of potatos for you Tyg, skins and all, you can eat the lot." "Whut? all ov em, even da big uns?" "Especially those, Tyg. The Emperor Knows how hard you fought today." "So da biguns is off da Emperor? Dunno if i should eats em... thems speshul, for keepin like... when times is arder"
"Da Emprah's real big, comsah sez. So's he could give all 'is chillins a hug at once. I hope 'is arms is big 'nuff ta hug us, too." *Grog, the night before battle*
Man, it's always astonishing to me how Grimdark, all over the top, bombastic and ridiculous, somehow manages to produce such compelling and stinging tragedies and makes you sympathize with some random lower hive city prol, or - for Emperor's sake! - a pig. Absolutely amazing universe, I love it and hate it at the same time for digging so deep into my soul I thought would never be touched by anything again.
Think of this, imagine how pissed and unfulfilled Tig would be if the commissar ordered him to retreat away from the heretics and back to safety. He earned a resting place at the side of the emperor
the only solace is that I know the big lug will die a happy death, reveling in combat in the name of the Emperor, shielding those he cares about. Tig died proteccing the lil'uns.
The strange thing is that Tig will most likely ACTUALLY get to see the Emperor. And the Emperor will call him by his name, and tell him he did well, and that he has made the Emperor very happy! There is something strange going on in The Warp.
Warhammer 40k has a lot of emotional moments... but the only ones that made me cry are those with ogryns involved... they are too innocent, their minds and faith in the Emperor too pure...
little did that guardsman know, That ogryn would go on to slaughter hundreds of traitors and take down a fake ogryn that looks alot like ogryn, but is really just a plague mutie that is biiiig and just looks like ogryn, and proceeds to meet them in Enclavum Baross, carrying its head as a trophy for bos Sah.
Tig died bravely in the insueing carnage as he and other brave guardsmen fought their way through the harrowing battle making a final push to the baross. May tig find peace in the emperors light along with the others
ogryns are the generally most protective and nice human there is. they will giadly sacrifice themselves for you to protect you. gotta protect the littluns
Average Space Marine: _"Noooo we can't sacrifice ourselves for these puny mortals! Our power is being wasted on protecting them! Screw them, let's give ourselves to the Ruinous Powers!"_
Average Ogryn: *"ITS TIME TO KILL TRAITORS AND EAT MA RASHUNS, AN IM AHL OUTUV RAHSUNS!"*
Ogryn are the real chads.
*"OI! If we kill da traitors then we'll av more rashuns!"*
I heard somewhere that Ogryns are larger and stronger than the average marine too. I can only imagine if Astartes geneseed worked on them, instead of that Primaris crap Guilliman and Cael should just have created a fuckton of Ogryn Marines overlooked by some standard marines to wrangle them up.
I mean, they're literally too stupid to fall to Chaos, may as well see how it works out. You can make a new extra-extra heavy bolter for them to use too, something that fires rounds intended for flak batteries.
@@redeye4516 It's a cool idea but doesn't work on account of their intelligence, even with gene-seed
@@redeye4516 It's noted in the Imperialis Militia codex for 30K that some scholars believe Ogryns were a gengineered subspecies, probably made some time during the Dark Age of Technology. It makes a lot of sense to me: Ogryns are strong, tough, resistant to extreme environmental conditions, barely feel pain, aren't intelligent enough to question orders, and (unlike Space Marines) breed true. It's like some enterprising geneticist was going out of his way to develop the ideal helot shock-trooper.
Remember brothers...
"If there's a bully, it's an Ogryn's job to stop em"
Protek da lil'e ones.
-main ideology of all ogryns
We need an Ogryn in every school!
I’m going to cry again
As Mama always said, and Mama don't lie.
@@ekki6820and I miss momma
"Momma always said - if there's a bully then it's an Ogryn's job to stop him!
And I miss Momma..."
That shit got me radiating that one part in Guts' theme. Pure unfilterted sadness.
And momma don't lie
@@GorillaShower MAMA DON'T LIE
When you realise that The Ogryn was from Cadia, you will start to sob abit louder.
If Ogryn had the cognitive capacity to understand strategic sacrifice, they would proudly, happily, and eagerly volunteer their lives to protect the little ones and honor the Emperor.
Gots ta make da Emprah proud and protect da little 'uns!
PROTECC DA LIL 'UNS!
Kreigsman but they are Ogryn
They can be trained to do a phalanx, I’m sure a few understand what’s happening, just don’t care and press on all the same
Casual fans: "Oh my God-Emperor, Ogryns are so trustworthy and awesome, how can it get more tear dropping than this!?!?"
Gav and Bob Enjoyers: "First time?"
@@ericboone7135 The bit with the servitor really got to me....
@@WarpstormChronicles me too. Heartbreaking 😭
@@WarpstormChroniclesthe sister repentia right?
Still gets me... Fantastic writing... @@anirudhashok3332
@@ericboone7135Bob and gav live in a place where it's impossible to count the amount of humans, so for all we know they ARE Canon, and even if they're not, no one can stop me from sticking my finger in my ears and going "la la la, can't hear you"
Tig is a good ogryn, sitting now at the Emperrors side.
Or a daemon is making chow out of him.
Honestly the mental image of an Ogryn with a halo and a pair of Angel wings that are obviously too small for him is both hilarious and heartwarming
Tig is transported to the Golden Throne where he meets Big E and his retinue of Captain-General Little Kitten, The Adornable Centurion, Magnus the Red, Boy and Pillar Men Custodes.
@@TheWarmachine375 and finally meets the only non-Ogryn in the galaxy who can give him as strong of a hug as he gives others, that being Vulkan.
@@venerablebrothergoriate5844 VULKAN LIVES!
"Dear Ogryn, worship the dark powers... you will receive gifts beyond your wildest dreams."
"Urr... do iz get big shiny medals?"
"Medals... what, no... You will be given power to rival-"
"No medals? Fuckin' cringe..."
Had a hearty chuckle with this comment
@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas I am honored
Slaanesh would give him anything shiny he wanted tho
@@CrizzyEyesSLANASH CAN BITE ME HAIRY ARSE
Ogryn when no shiny medals:
"OH NOOOO, CRIIIIIINGE"
Ogres in warhammer fantasy: comedy gold
Ogres in warhammer 40k: tradegy diamonds
I dunno, for me fb ogres are pure nightmare fuel
Depends on the lore perspective, for the general audience and those who play like the total war games only would just see the comedy gold, but yeah thanks to age of sigmar bringing back a refresh of the gorgers I think need to understand the ogres of fantasy and AOS are nightmare on legs. They’re tyranids with personality on smaller scales. I think what got me learning more into the ogres was from Total war warhammer 3 with the trailer featuring they’re shanty, listening to those lyrics just sounds of a bedtime spook.
@@Fazbear-po5mm I couldn't care less about AoS
@@staffy.-. fair enough, just saying that AOS ogres themselves are just a mix of the comedy and the nightmarish vibes. Like the average ogre is just me hungy, but with the release of the Gorgers it did bring back that idea that well without enough food they are just all a time bomb of mindless monsters that do anything to eat.
@@staffy.-.a child that would be born when it came out, would have a more mature response to someone even mentioning aos
Ogryns are the reason why most Commisars regain their humanity and go in a glaze of glory for the Emperor. It's truly a blessing being part of the Astra Militarium.
Ive heard of some awful ways to go but a glaze of glory might be one of the worst. Those damn Slaaneshi cultists are creative, Ill give em that
Didn't know commisars were into baking.
As an upstanding member of the Imperium it behooves me to say that you should probably avoid the phrase "glaze of glory" at all cost, going forward. I wish I could unsee this.
Glaze of glory p diddy style
@@MrMoustaffa That single, slightly fat-fingered keystroke birthed horrors worthy of She Who Thirsts, lmao
As a fellow ogryn and definitely NOT Alpharius this hurts me.
Bent Sideways X-ray Lamps Unlit. X-rays In Green Corners Hum Under Never Opened Memos.
@@goodguykonrad3701 Konrad leave me alone for the last time I’m not telling you where Vulcan is!!
@@I-am-Alpharius Oh, I know where Vulkan is. Or some of him, at least. Smile
@A Megalodon With Internet Connection I never cared to learn the names of more than a few of the scum under my command. They are not my brood and if this Tyberos were to count himself amongst them then he can count himself among the wailing wretches that break and bruise beneath me in my gallery. All I wanted was justice, fair and absolute, and my abominable so-called sons deserve worse than all they have wrought for indulging in terror for terror's sake, and not to simply drink in the sweet nectar of compliance. My death is foreseen, and, while I calmly wait for the vindication my corpse-father sends, I will entertain myself in whatever way I see fit. If your Tyberos finds himself concerned with my copious rizz amongst the drukhari slavers, it'd be smarter he be concerned that I might find him.
As yet another Ogryn and definitely NOT a sentient Dromaeosaur, I’m in pain from this too.
Why is everyone sad? Tig will be okay, right? He just went to fight those Chaos guys and then he was having a well-deserved retirement? Right? What else could happen?
No no, that is exactly how that goes
He just went to a agriworld in a different segmentum
*sniffles sadly* yeah. Tig was a good Ogryn. Made those chaos traitors pay, that's what he did.
oh you sweet summer child- i mean yes thats exaccly how it goes, he fine and having fun as he should.....promious
Yes you are right, now he is running in some agriworld, between some little friendly pets, happy to have fight for what he trust good. Do you want a new ogryn friend maybe?
If there is a ogryn moment that still makes me weep, is the moment Gav trashed a chaos sorcerer screaming in rage and sorrow about Bob.
chills. Every time.
"You killed Bob"
*slam*
You killed Bob!"
*slam*
YOU. KILLED. BOB!
*SLAM*
it still hurts
@@TheGreatThicc aaaaaaaaaand now im crying like a baby
Imagine bein an 10 thousand year old chaos sorcerer that survived the horus heresy with warp sorcery and lose to an Big humble abhuman with an Iq of an small child that's pathetic
Ya think that Ogryn we find next to several dead mutant hounds was Tig?
Big man did good, got a whole lot of them before he fell…
I always salute when I find him. Always. 🫡
"An even less pretty sight was that of the big Ogryn, Tig, as he had cradled his best friend’s torso in his arms, trying to convince himself that everything was fine."
If I had a nickel for every time a story about an Ogryn got me emotional, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
Wait till you find out about Gav and Bob
@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreasNOOOOO I DONT WANT TO REMEMBER GAV AND BOB
@@danillo.eu.rodrigues you will, and you should probably give the entire series another listen. 👀
I got 4
Which books sorry / please / thankyou
Emperor be with you, Ogryn. He watches alonside Bob and Arry, and He is very proud of you.
"There are none more loyal than an ogryn, it'd be awfully sad if the Emperor didn't give em souls."
I like to imagine that commissars become devoid of emotion through their long careers due to how much trauma they endure. But after so many years, they finally get an Ogryn into their ranks and have to reset their entire thought process all over again. In doing so, they begin to get their humanity back from their interactions with their Ogryn/s. But when they have to send them to dangerous missions, they can’t help but become anxious or worried because their parental instincts kick in since Ogryns are like toddlers.
Even in the off chance Tig died, it probably cost the Moebian 6th at least 3 companies worth of soldiers to do so
Ecactly!
damn that ''and may he forgive me'' was so well delivered.
The Remembrancer, ladies and gentlemen!
HE LIVED! I REFUSE TO BELIEVE ANYTHING ELSE!
He definitely lived!
Ogryns never die. They are just missing in action.
Remember to search...
The big guys look out for us & far too often, we fail to protect them. For that, we guardsmen feel shame.
Commisars overseeing Ogryn really ending up with survivor's guilt and depression like this
Like momma used to say, "if er's a bully it's an Ogryn's job ta stop em... An I miss momma."
Tig was never heard from again after this one. Logical conclusion? He retired from the guard after stomping the traitors fortifications all by himself. He even got a shiny metal from the commissar after. Tig grew old farming potatoes on paradise world, not because he needed to, but because he wanted to and liked their taste.
Don't be sad, Ogryns wouldn't like you being sad.
The idea of an ogryn veteran is terrifying. Making it to retirement in the guard? Legendary. Making it to retirement AND being a hulking behemoth of muscle and glee? EMPEROR-LIKE.
@@wafflesasthepuncake3624 A veteran ogryn is definitely reaping a chaos space marine in half with low effort.
@@berserker4861 Low effort? The chaos marines just needs to think about harming civilians and his atoms would fucking desintegrate
"Blessed is the mind too small for doubt."
I've had a pretty rough day and this makes it worst
🫂 it'll all be okay in the end. Have a watch of the Son of the Phoenix series to cheer you up!
@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas thanks
_>using 40k lore as "escapism" after a shitty day_
First time?
Rest In the emperor arm's tig we will miss you.
The sad part is he cared he really cared about Tig and that made it hurt so much more
Dude was fighting daemons for sure, and not the literal kind. He had to choose Tig, or Duty... and we all know what he ultimately went with.
@@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 No such thing as non-literal demons in 40k.
@@nickkorkodylas5005 There is whe. You situations like these.
Sometimes the worst demon is what man keeps inside.
@@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 you do know how the warp works, right? What you're talking about would absolutely end up manifesting in the warp in some form.
Knew this would be good. Also, Gav and Bob.
FOR BOB, AND 'ARRY!
One of an Ogryn's greatest joys is going into battle knowing he's protecting the "lil'uns" 😭
"As momma always said, if there's a bully it's an Ogryn's job to stop em, and momma don't lie, I miss momma".
First Emperor thought that he can be just a ruler of humanity and thats it... But than he had seen loyalty of such people as Tig... And Emperor realise that now he got no choice but to be better and greater
Ogryn are my large autist brothers from another millennium. I wish I could be a Salamander and hug all the Loyalist Ogryn. I feel like any Chaos Ogryn would be driven to insanity by the forces of chaos, and I’d be forced to mercy kill them and pray that the Emperor grants them his Light of redemption.
You could actually probably just convince them to return to the Emperor's light, it's said that many chaos Ogryn are only serving chaos because they were lied to and told that they're serving the Emperor. A lot of Imperials would definitely just kill them for heresy, but their innocence is a good point of argument for why they shouldn't be killed for such things.
........and this was the moment i will forever remember to put "the way they use Ogryn's" at the top of my list of reasons the Imperium isn't good. just a bunch of damned souls trying their best to survive
Plot twist: Tig comes back,asking if he can eat one of the baddies cause he feels kinda hungry after all the fighting
Best ending
Nope Nope. Can't eat those... but extra Rations for you. You've more than earned them!
"Two full sacks of potatos for you Tyg, skins and all, you can eat the lot."
"Whut? all ov em, even da big uns?"
"Especially those, Tyg. The Emperor Knows how hard you fought today."
"So da biguns is off da Emperor? Dunno if i should eats em... thems speshul, for keepin like... when times is arder"
Ogryns are to pure for this grimdark world. 😢
The Grimdark just makes em shine brighter.
"Protec' the lil' uns!" - Average Ogryn
" you killed Bob, you killed Bob, YOU KILLED BOB!!!!"
ETCHED in my brain, that line.
@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas gav deserves better than this rotten universe, but they need him
"Da Emprah's real big, comsah sez. So's he could give all 'is chillins a hug at once.
I hope 'is arms is big 'nuff ta hug us, too."
*Grog, the night before battle*
Stop making me feel emotional T_T
I really hope Vulkan will return soon so he can give the Ogryns a Proper Hug.
Plot twist, he lived, and he killed a Greater Daemon!
This just reminded me that Gav and Bob exists, which means I had to listen to it and now I'm depressed
I get that.
An Ogryn will gladly sacrifice himself in order to protect his friends, and he'll do it laughing.
Why did you have to make me cry today?
:D
Emperor has a special seat next to him for all good ogryns.
My knowledge of 40k lore is limited but this still made me cry
He's just got transferred to an agri-world and he's eating all the potato skins he could ever want... *sniffle sniffle*
Gav finally winning a potato peeling contest after over a decade
I never heard this before, ogryns are so damn happy all the time and forgiving it makes you feel feelings
Don't be sad that Tig is gone. Be happy that he joined the Emperor doing what he loved, killing the enemies of the imperium.
It is better to die for the emperor than live for yourself.
Man, it's always astonishing to me how Grimdark, all over the top, bombastic and ridiculous, somehow manages to produce such compelling and stinging tragedies and makes you sympathize with some random lower hive city prol, or - for Emperor's sake! - a pig. Absolutely amazing universe, I love it and hate it at the same time for digging so deep into my soul I thought would never be touched by anything again.
Your sorrow is unwarranted, tig died doing what he loved, protecting the little ones
Think of this, imagine how pissed and unfulfilled Tig would be if the commissar ordered him to retreat away from the heretics and back to safety. He earned a resting place at the side of the emperor
the only solace is that I know the big lug will die a happy death, reveling in combat in the name of the Emperor, shielding those he cares about.
Tig died proteccing the lil'uns.
The strange thing is that Tig will most likely ACTUALLY get to see the Emperor. And the Emperor will call him by his name, and tell him he did well, and that he has made the Emperor very happy!
There is something strange going on in The Warp.
On darktide i have sacrificed myself on multiple occasions for the main reason of "NO OGRYN IS WORTHY OF SUCH A FATE PROTECT THE OGRYN"
The ogryn big giant stupid lumps of caring gentleness and best friends.
im showing this to my child when theyre old enough just so theyll understand that theyll never have an emotional effect on me like good ol Tig did
HOH DAYUM
Goddamn I love Ogryns. Just show them who to krump and sit back and enjoy
*"PROTEC AH LIL UNS!"*
"There are no good guys in 40k" MFs when I show them Ogryns.
Gotta remeber that not all of 40k is destroying others and actually has alot of emotional moments
Here I thought I'd be strong enough to hear an Ogryn story after hearing Gav and Bob, seems I'm still weak😭
Gav and Bob destroys me every time.
Tig died like the legend he is
“blessed be the mind too simple for doubt”
Warhammer 40k has a lot of emotional moments... but the only ones that made me cry are those with ogryns involved... they are too innocent, their minds and faith in the Emperor too pure...
That's so hurt feeling 0:05-0:06
(0:00) Two women need to shut up and label them as "Heresy".
We all know men have plenty of feelings, we just need to hide them deep deep down.
Woman: do men even have feelings.
Gav: YOU KILLED BOB👊 ( SMASH)
YOU KILLED BOB👊( SMASH)
YOU KILLED BOB😭👊(SMASH!!!)
Every. Time.
I CAME HERE TO LAUGH, NOT TO FEEL
Ah, in that case, I direct you to: ruclips.net/video/w_wZ11emWlI/видео.html for a hearty giggle
@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas lol alright I did get a bit of a chuckle from that one.
He will be one of the emperor's angels.
sad thing is..tig would have been happy to do it if he understood that he wouldn't come back
If there's a bully..its an ogryn's job to stop em
little did that guardsman know, That ogryn would go on to slaughter hundreds of traitors and take down a fake ogryn that looks alot like ogryn, but is really just a plague mutie that is biiiig and just looks like ogryn, and proceeds to meet them in Enclavum Baross, carrying its head as a trophy for bos Sah.
Yeeeeaaaahhh
Istavann three moment right here 0:24
"One of Gav's favorite things was peeling potatoes with his buddy Bob becuase they were peeling potatoes for the Emperor"
:D
"Gav missed Bob."
T . T
😭
Life is the Emperor's currency.
Spend it well.
If you bully a human, you get the Ogryn. If you bully the Ogryn, you get the salamanders, and if you bully the salam- oh they already set you on fire.
Losing an ogryn is extremely painful and this makes me very sad
Tell me bout da rabbits George
Damn it. Why did you have to make it rain in here? I'm pouring one out for fictional good boys, they may not be real, but the feel is real.
He will not return
But by the emperor is he going to take as many heretics with him
EMPEROR BLESS HIM
Fight for Emprah! Die for Emprah! Ogryns wouldn't have it any other way.
I will name my first born, Tig.
*CV will remember this*
"Ogryns don't die, they're just missing in action." - A quote I didn't take and rework from a popular franchise
"It's a terrible day for rain..."
"Little 'uns protected"
The commanders who befriend Ogryns always have the saddest writing
"You killed Bob!"
(Cartoon club sound effect)
The ultradepression is hitting again.
This brings a tear to a my eye and that ok
Tig died bravely in the insueing carnage as he and other brave guardsmen fought their way through the harrowing battle making a final push to the baross. May tig find peace in the emperors light along with the others
ogryns are the generally most protective and nice human there is. they will giadly sacrifice themselves for you to protect you. gotta protect the littluns
its ok, everyone. he's with the emperor now.
The emperor gives his most important jobs to his strongest ogryns
Tig served till the end as a true warrior... OH MY EMPEROR HE'S RUNNING BACK WITH 9 WOUNDED GUARDSMEN ON HIS SHOULDERS!
May the slab shield be strong with this ogryn and the rations plenty for he will fight in the name of the emperor and most importantly da lil uns
Protec da lil ones tig. You did good, be with the emperor. 😢
I hope he’s still out there fighting
Damn you Alpharius! Stop cutting onions in my vicinity while i read ogryn stories😢😢😢
Damn Alpha Legionares, throwing tear-gas grenades!
Ogryns are emperor favorites, change my mind.
Why? You speak the truth!
*Two days later at Enclavum Baross*
"BOSS! Tig got lost! Tig sorry! Tig ran outta bad men to smush!"
Woooh!
The one time I actually feel bad for the Commissar.