This Is How You DON'T Play Dead Rising Remastered (0utsyder Edition)

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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025

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  • @RoninPale
    @RoninPale 6 лет назад +310

    *Runs into crowd of zombies*
    "LOOK THEY JUST GRAB YOU FOR NO REASON!"

    • @dallasoscar2159
      @dallasoscar2159 3 года назад

      You probably dont give a shit but if you're bored like me during the covid times you can watch pretty much all the latest movies on instaflixxer. I've been watching with my brother lately =)

    • @caseyaydin8242
      @caseyaydin8242 3 года назад

      @Dallas Oscar yup, been watching on Instaflixxer for years myself =)

    • @BrettonFerguson
      @BrettonFerguson 2 года назад +11

      Classic DSP.

    • @doktorroast2819
      @doktorroast2819 Год назад +3

      They could atleast have told him before grabbing him, bastard zombies not explaining anything 😂

    • @Str8Rippin93
      @Str8Rippin93 Год назад +2

      ​@@doktorroast2819bugged zombie mechanics

  • @birkbengtsson5297
    @birkbengtsson5297 8 лет назад +265

    "Grabbed for no reason" Does he expect the zombies to explain why they are about to grab him everytime?

    • @downfromthereeefters
      @downfromthereeefters 6 лет назад +23

      Grab em by the Philly

    • @ryanloescher6234
      @ryanloescher6234 3 года назад +20

      I don't know if he expects it, but he certainly wants the game to literally explain everything to him

    • @tomcat420yt
      @tomcat420yt 3 года назад +14

      Imagine this man doing 7 day survivor

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon 3 года назад +10

      @@ryanloescher6234 You'd THINK, but when a game is too hand holdy, or has tutorials, he out right ignores the advice. And will 100% of the time say the game never told him about something, despite it having done so, possibly multiple times. He's in a constant state of needing help, and actively ignoring any offered.

    • @ryanloescher6234
      @ryanloescher6234 3 года назад +4

      @@NEEDbacon I totally get your point and I agree with all of it- my comment I guess is more directed to when it bugs, Phil expects an explanation. When he misunderstands a new mechanic, he wants told what he did wrong each time. When he dies, he wants the game to tell him exactly why and how he can avoid it. I was more so talking about those aspects of his demands for explanation.

  • @garrickkthegreat1705
    @garrickkthegreat1705 7 лет назад +216

    Phil says "This is the worst boss fight ever, in any game" on every boss that is even remotely challenging.

    • @tallteej
      @tallteej 3 года назад +7

      Hey man, any game that remotely affects the "please give me money so my partner doesn't leave me fund" should be considered an immediate threat

    • @BrettonFerguson
      @BrettonFerguson 2 года назад +2

      @@tallteej DSP only thinks difficulty has an effect on his income. He has actually said that he gets less views if he does poorly. He thinks people watch his streams because he is good and if he does bad people will stop watching. Also he gets angry and thinks losing is a waste of time if he has to redo a level. If he didn't use stream chat and just bumbled around for hours, like he used to back before he streamed live, before 2015, and didn't ban anyone who commented he isn't perfect, I think if he did that he would regularly get thousands of views every stream. Without stream chat to tell him what to do, if he still did things like spend 3 hours "How do I use rations?" or 3 hours crashing the plane because he forgot to raise the landing gear, he would be the most hilariously entertaining streamer on RUclips. It would be so entertaining. But DSP's ego wouldn't let him do that. He thinks people watch him because he is a winner.

    • @BrettonFerguson
      @BrettonFerguson 2 года назад

      Every game he plays is the worst game ever, stupid, bullshit, a complete waste of time.

    • @thatONEmachine
      @thatONEmachine Год назад +1

      He called certain Sekiro bosses "Puzzle Bosses".

  • @DiddyBohlen
    @DiddyBohlen 6 лет назад +212

    Even after more than two years this is still one of the best TIHYDP's on RUclips. The sheer amount of salt, actual glitches, stupid commentary and bad gameplay is unmatched to this day. It's everything you need to know about DSP. I have probably watched this one over 5 times by now and it's still entertaining. It's obvious that he didn't get anything about the game at the end and his constant complaining about how much better 2 and 3 are. Dead Rising 1 tried to be a playable zombie classic like Dawn of the Dead. In fact, there are a lot of references to it in the game. It never tried to be about killing thousands of zombies with ridiculous weapon combinations but of course someone like Phil would never understand that. All he wants is dumb, easily digestible content that makes you feel good. He's every bad american stereotype summed up in one person.

    • @OscarWild_
      @OscarWild_ 4 года назад +14

      Then you didn‘t see him play MGS3

    • @grugburnell9334
      @grugburnell9334 3 года назад +11

      Btw when Aaron is crawling on the ground its not a glitch lol, he is just a scaredy cat if u hit him he will get back up, he also doesnt fight off zombies very well even when equiped with a weapon

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 3 года назад +6

      @@grugburnell9334 So, he's just scared like on purpose? I do remember that it was a huge pain escorting Aaron back to the safehouse. So I just grinded zombies for levels. Because contrary to what Pigroach CD-I says, they DON'T respawn. You just have to kill ALL 53,594 of the zombies because that's the ACTUAL population of Willamette, Colorado in 2006, when this game first came out. It's difficult to do, obviously, but I've done it myself. Just to escort ALL of the survivors back to the safehouse alive. Until you unlock Overtime Mode, (by getting the real ending)where you have to kill everyone now, and I'm sure Isabela, Carlito, Brad and Jessie all die anyways. But probably not Otis. He's like Morgan Freeman, he's eternal.

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 3 года назад +1

      @@kreshaun Yeah, I know, right? Also some other fun facts: the first game took some inspiration from the 2004 remake of Dawn of the Dead, which ALSO took place in a shopping mall. But I've always loved Dead Rising's take on the whole mall setting. I can't believe they went that far with the whole setting and population for this ONE game. That's taking a HUGE risk. One that did pay off for the first few games; but then they milked it and before they even knew what they had, they were selling it, and selling it, and in Dead Rising 4, they killed off Frank West for good, by turning him into a zombie, and having him be the leader of the zombies. Kind of like the ending to Land Of The Dead, where Cholo, becomes leader of the zombies. Not a good reference. They killed the Dead Rising series for good with 4. Poor Frank. He was always my favorite protagonist in the series. Just always putting his head together and trying to help people; uncover conspiracies, craft insane weapons, and wasn't afraid to risk his own life to do it. That's the sign of a true journalist(well, no so much the ability to put insane weaponry together, but who knows?) But now we'll never see another DR game again, and that's a shame. But we'll always remember the first time we picked up one weapon and used it to create something bats**t insane, and had a good time with it.

    • @domgarcia
      @domgarcia 3 года назад +5

      @@shawnfields2369 I think they will eventually remake/reboot Dead Rising on the RE engine. We’re living in a Cap-reinassance and RE and DMC crawled out of the dead and reignited both series.

  • @rileyktg5309
    @rileyktg5309 6 лет назад +187

    Game: "a minor inconvenience"
    Phil: *b u l l s h I t*

  • @Katagara84
    @Katagara84 8 лет назад +180

    It sure is a good thing Phil "discovered" the Mini Chainsaw and how to make it last, or he would've had to actually play the game.

    • @The0utsyder
      @The0utsyder  8 лет назад +75

      It's a good thing he did or otherwise this TIHYDP would be either very short, or VERY LONG

    • @MrChrisker
      @MrChrisker 7 лет назад +23

      i have seen DSP be ridiculous over leveled for games and still be shit no matter how good the mini chain saw with all magazines is he will still fuck up.

  • @Saggyraggy
    @Saggyraggy Год назад +44

    This is a completely accurate simulation of how DSP would react to a zombie Apocalypse.

    • @FearMonarch
      @FearMonarch Год назад +8

      Watching him getting swarmed by zombies as his survivors are getting chomped around him felt like a metaphor for any project he'd be in charge of 🤣

    • @bratpitt316
      @bratpitt316 Год назад +4

      Before succumbing to the apocalypse, gout would get the better of him as he barricades himself in the bathroom like in Warzone.

  • @supersnow17
    @supersnow17 4 года назад +66

    Phil is right about ONE thing when it comes to this game. The Frank dodge roll is pretty sensitive and you can end up doing it in situations where you didn't mean to. Happened since the original release and as someone who's played it on Xbox 360, PC and PS4 I can say it happens on each one.

    • @Deadsea_1993
      @Deadsea_1993 4 года назад +18

      That's why in 2 and Off the Record, you have to click the thumbstick instead of press up on it quickly

    • @TheOfficialButthead
      @TheOfficialButthead 3 месяца назад

      and now its perfectly fixed.

  • @i_am_dementia9926
    @i_am_dementia9926 8 лет назад +245

    It's so amusing to see Phil in the beginning of every game be very happy, but the longer he plays the game, the quicker he just breaks down and gets fed up with it. Gotta do whatever it takes to milk that money from his idiotic fans

    • @FRISKY_MANDINGO
      @FRISKY_MANDINGO 5 лет назад +50

      Yeah. It's the same formula every time. He says "SO! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! THIS IS..." Then about 10 minutes of over-explaining things that nobody gives a shit about. Then finally launches the game, talks over cut scenes, denigrates various aspects of the game on face value alone, makes clownish and childish jokes, all up until he faces the first slightly challenging thing and he starts to get pissy. THAT is when his content becomes tolerable to watch. Only while edited though. I'd never watch an uncut playthrough of his.

    • @johnnyzen4282
      @johnnyzen4282 4 года назад +18

      As soon as a game introduces any level of difficulty he can't handle it. He wants games to be as easy as they are in the tutorials throughout their entirety. The farther he gets the more mechanics and enemy types he has to memorize and his gout riddled mind and body can't keep up.

    • @lulukomadori9651
      @lulukomadori9651 3 года назад +3

      That's his act, he act like he likes the game/jokes around, and when he has enough parts, it an rush to the end, where the frustration rise. But of course he'll always say he "Like the game" in the credits

    • @Beneben20
      @Beneben20 Год назад

      Especially when it doesn’t hold his hand thru the game 😂

    • @berserkmangareadingproject1386
      @berserkmangareadingproject1386 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@johnnyzen4282im dead because hes struggling with carlito the eazzzziest bosss ever made

  • @TheAnimus92
    @TheAnimus92 8 лет назад +98

    1:00:06 "It's obvious they wanted you to use melee to kill this guy" Yes, because when you're facing down a guy with a sniper rifle, clearly the best course of action is to charge him with a 2x4. Just like it was clearly obvious that Kojima intended you to charge at The End in MGS3 with a shotgun. How can someone be this fucking dense. It's possible to beat Carlito with a melee weapon, but that kinda requires things like patience, which Phil clearly doesn't understand. I also like how he calls finding and using hidden weapons "cheating." It's like he thinks using anything other than a 2x4 is wrong.
    "How would you know there's a hidden SMG somewhere?" I dunno man, maybe exploring? But I guess that would mean actually taking time to play the game instead of bum-rushing your way through, and lord knows we can't have that, gotta rush through and put out as many videos as we can in the shortest time possible, gotta get those views, gotta make that money. What kind of nerd plays games for fun, right? And this guy wonders why his channel's dying.

    • @smeissner328
      @smeissner328 5 лет назад +16

      My favorite part of this fight is how he keeps complaining about being hit while "dodging." He just assumes that every game has invincibility frames on the roll, and it MUST be a glitch and total bullshit that he gets hit while rolling.

    • @thatONEmachine
      @thatONEmachine Год назад +1

      But remember, he isn't "Mr. Views"

  • @socialassassin_
    @socialassassin_ 5 лет назад +60

    that chainsaw book combo saved his life, stream chat hand holding cancer yet again

    • @ratso8193
      @ratso8193 3 года назад +24

      Lowkey stream chat ruins basically anything that's remotely entertaining regarding Phil. Them telling him about the chainsaw, and how to get an infinite one injured the playthrough since he didn't really have to "play" the game anymore since it's busted. Quite a few Psychopaths would have been fun to watch him face if he wasn't already OP.

    • @Skunkgasm
      @Skunkgasm 7 месяцев назад +1

      would have loved to have got to see all that extra crap and possible rage quit

  • @instanthorror
    @instanthorror 8 лет назад +188

    I don't really think Phil enjoys video games. They always seem like a chore for him to play. Maybe he is just really unhappy in general, and it just comes through in his personality. Dunno.

    • @Based_Witch_Hunter
      @Based_Witch_Hunter 8 лет назад +43

      It shows in his actions the way he always looks at stream chat, hates any sort of challenge, always moans if people don't tell him how/what to do and so on
      He doesn't want to play alot of the games but he doesn't want to get a job so he picks the lesser of two evils
      His Hearthstone videos are a prime example of this

    • @fmsyntheses
      @fmsyntheses 8 лет назад +17

      It's just desperation. He doesn't know how to do anything else but he wants money and this is how he does it.

    • @spo0o0ky
      @spo0o0ky 8 лет назад +8

      I totally agree. He needs to take a break from video games for a little while and get a real job/go to school or find some other hobbies. Really stressing when video games are your only hobby and you always feel like you have to play the next big game everybody's talking about. Come to think of it, I can actually relate. I've noticed I'm enjoying video games a whole lot more now that I've found other ways to keep busy.

    • @fmsyntheses
      @fmsyntheses 8 лет назад +8

      I can't really blame him. I know I would hate it if games became my job. That's how you kill your enthusiasm for something.

    • @RezaQin
      @RezaQin 8 лет назад +9

      You'd hate pretty much anything if you did it day in day out for 8 years straight. Obviously there are people who can do one thing the rest of their lives but this ain't Phil's jam. His personality is not one for an LP'er, much less a face cam.

  • @johnnyzen4282
    @johnnyzen4282 6 лет назад +111

    My favorite DSP-ism is when he complains that games do things when he didn't hit the button. Thats literally not how game inputs work, the game cannot force you to roll or dodge unless you hit the button mapped to that action.
    Phil just panicks and mashes buttons without remembering what they do.

    • @godfrey4461
      @godfrey4461 4 года назад +27

      No he's actually right about the shitty role, people who don't understand this complaint never played Dead Rising 1. When you press a direction twice Frank will role. Problem is that the game can't understand the difference between pressing twice and turning the stick, so this causes Frank to auto role when you don't want to. That's why they changed the role mechanic in later games.

    • @brocktherock9244
      @brocktherock9244 3 года назад +5

      @@godfrey4461 I've been playing the remaster on PC, and I'm going to be completely honest with you, I have yet to accidentally roll.

    • @gamefan56
      @gamefan56 3 года назад +4

      @Joey McSplat Can confirm it being a issue on the Ps4 version.

    • @BrettonFerguson
      @BrettonFerguson 2 года назад +4

      @@godfrey4461 Maybe if DSP didn't use that excuse for every game he plays, people would believe him when it is actually an issue, rather than automatically assume DSP just fucked up again.

    • @dragoonofrivia23
      @dragoonofrivia23 Год назад

      CryWolfPhil.

  • @Crumbsu
    @Crumbsu 8 лет назад +61

    The Carlito boss fight reminded me of when he was fighting The End. "where's my shotgun"

    • @xxlasthopexx2603
      @xxlasthopexx2603 4 года назад

      And the opposite of that is for some reason he didn’t even think to bring a gun at all or even utilize Brad as a distraction so he could at least shoot at Carlito a bit😂😂.

    • @ovahlord1451
      @ovahlord1451 3 года назад +5

      Classic DSP, uses the same weapons with the same approach and wonders why he keeps dying Lmao

  • @samuelclemens211
    @samuelclemens211 6 лет назад +70

    I remember beating this at 14, with no online help cause I didn't know much about the internet. I remember dying once, I soon found out that patience and a little explorating goes a long way too. After passing the game multiple times, early game is so fun and somewhat challaging but it's badass when you reach the higher levels were you just become a killing machine.

    • @MagierT0
      @MagierT0 3 года назад +2

      Greatly said!

    • @killerkitten7534
      @killerkitten7534 2 месяца назад

      honestly good for you! I never was able to complete this game, mostly because I didn't know you could save levels between levels so I thought everything had to be done in the same playthrough. Sniper carlito was the bane of my existence

  • @Stiffmiester979
    @Stiffmiester979 6 лет назад +37

    Best part about all of this is Phil doesn't realize the game is SUPPOSED to be hard as shit at first. There aren't several different endings for no reason. You're clearly meant to replay this until either Frank is strong enough for the player or the player is good enough for Frank's level.
    This makes Phil's complaints that much better.

  • @superxmario128
    @superxmario128 8 лет назад +75

    Yo that boss fight against Carlito was just hilarious. I'm starting to think Phil just never uses his brain anymore and always wants the easy/lazy way out. I mean who would think going against a sniper with a giant 2 by 4 would be a good idea then repeatedly whine about it when it's clearly not working and not attempt something new?

    • @dalejhunter1
      @dalejhunter1 8 лет назад +9

      +The Engie That Cried Nope Kind of reminds me of when he fought The End in MGS3. Only replace melee with shotgun.

    • @JustforKikX
      @JustforKikX 8 лет назад +4

      Actually Carlito is extremely easy to melee, Phil just sucks ass.

    • @dalejhunter1
      @dalejhunter1 8 лет назад +2

      JustforKikX Why would you melee a sniper period? Its easier to just gun him down rather than melee him Police brutality style.

    • @JustforKikX
      @JustforKikX 8 лет назад +3

      I see your point, but I'm not too fond of the gunplay in this game anyway.

    • @L2DaK2Dap
      @L2DaK2Dap 7 лет назад +2

      Its even better when you can just stock up on hockey sticks from the sports store, stand at a corner and cheese him.

  • @joedakiller
    @joedakiller 4 года назад +35

    Seeing as I just streamed this game recently, and that this is one of my favorite tihydp's, I figured I'd come back to say a few things.
    I love how he doesn't fucking read anything. The game explains everything and he still manages to not read anything and then proceed to bitch about the game never explaining anything.
    I also love that he seems to think mashing the button to call the survivors will make the terrible AI move faster. Like for gods sake how did he not realize that he needed to carry Leah? She moves at the same speed as the zombies and he would have saved so much time carrying her.
    And does he not realize that this game from like 2006? Of course it won't be perfect.

    • @ratso8193
      @ratso8193 3 года назад +4

      The fact that he never realizes that he needs to clear the path to help the survivors follow him is baffling. He whines constantly about the AI not following him when they're completely surrounded by zombies he couldn't be bothered to clear.

    • @thatONEmachine
      @thatONEmachine Год назад

      Did the exact same in Sekiro. Right after he read a tutorial paragraph he screamed "THE GAME DIDN'T TELL ME HOW TO DO THAT! THIS IS STUPID!"

  • @ales141
    @ales141 11 месяцев назад +4

    "Survivor crawling"
    Phil: He's glitched!
    Like jeez Phil what do you expect them to do if you let them be surrounded by zombies & don't do anything to protect the survivors?

  • @Saggyraggy
    @Saggyraggy Год назад +10

    I would love to see this man tour like a game developing studio,and have people tell him how games work .

  • @adrianmartinez8125
    @adrianmartinez8125 Год назад +9

    Only Phill would bring a 2x4 into a sniper fight and complain about how unfair life is...

  • @zack19192
    @zack19192 8 лет назад +11

    Damn so far this is one of the best TIHYDP I've seen so far, 14:21 was hilarious.

  • @velocilevon
    @velocilevon 4 года назад +35

    "A zombie grabbed me even with quickstep on!"
    Umm, I don't recall quickstep giving immunity to zombie grabs. Wasn't there another drink that was called untouchable or something? Because DSP either mixed them up with each other or he was just being dumb as usual, lol.

    • @Deadsea_1993
      @Deadsea_1993 4 года назад +5

      This is my favorite game of all time. Phil says it is awful cause he has no paitence. Guy struggles with Gta V, lol. I might do another perfect playthrough as a level 1 Frank after watching this. You're correct. Quickstep makes you move faster, but you're still vulnerable. I believe if memory serves me right that untouchable makes you immune to damage, but you can still be grabbed. In the second game, you can't be grabbed with untouchable. The same effects in that drink apply to The Ninja Suit that is in Dead Rising 2 and Off the Record.

    • @ShiftyGuy777
      @ShiftyGuy777 3 года назад +2

      @@Deadsea_1993 You proabably know by now. But untouchables only make you immune to grabs, the zombies will still do melee attacks at you (like you said). This is useful if you suck at dodging, or want to go through a zombie horde without wasting your weapons durability. Although I rarely ever use untouchables, since I rather do hops, climb trough hordes, or brute force my way through zombies. The only time I even use it is Bomb Collecter (a semi guide for anyone reading this).
      On the topic of juices, I can't believe he didn't even bother using quicksteps to help him on the 2nd Carlito fight. Since apprently using a gun in a gunfight is "cheating".

  • @thomassnyder3265
    @thomassnyder3265 4 года назад +19

    I almost started screaming when Phil revealed casually that he didn't know how to tell the time on a fucking watch.

    • @Mr.Doodlebob
      @Mr.Doodlebob Год назад +6

      It’s so easy, makes me wonder in a non digital clock confuses him

  • @MTown587
    @MTown587 5 лет назад +12

    This is easily one of the best TIHYDP’s on RUclips. Right up there with MGS3, San Andreas, and Scarface!

  • @Reoko77
    @Reoko77 7 лет назад +115

    now THIS was certainly something. Anyone who has vast knowledge of dead rising knows that this game is only hard during the first playthrough and to new players who just jump in. But all in all, dead rising isnt necessarily hard, just stubborn. Its one of those games where you have to work WITH it under ITS guidelines instead of the opposite like a lot of games. For example, the AI system is pretty fuckin broken. No way to really force your input on it to improve it. So you must work with it. Clear zombies ahead of time through the path you have to take. May take a little more time but worth the effort once you get the hang of it. You have to work with it under its own rules.
    And this is where phil failed SPECTACULARLY. Hes used to ramming his way through every problem hes faced. Either 2 things happen. One, he SOMEHOW succeeds, either luck or ramming a little differently or he rage quits. And this game is a perfect example of someone who never works with yhe parameters and limits of the game. He bumbled and forced things his way untill he finally somehow beat it. That carlito fight was perfect. Look how he kept using a melee weapon. That tactic is only for advanced or high level players who can soak the damage. I garantee you, if the AI didnt fuck itself, he wouldve rage quited most likley. If you dont work with this game on its level, it will knock you on your ass, every time.
    This playthrough was painful, but pretty interesting from a scientific standpoint. It really shows how dense, stubborn, ignorant and arrogant phil really is and makes you wonder how he really is in person.

    • @godfrey4461
      @godfrey4461 4 года назад +8

      This comment is amazing and fully explains my first playthrough. Game is frustrating and broken at times, but even still, it requires the player to adapt and work with it. I beat it on my first playthrough and farmed for levels, so I was level 48 at the end. I missed a couple scoops and I lost like 6 survivors. I'd say it was a good first run.

    • @wranglerman270
      @wranglerman270 4 года назад +7

      That first Leah, Aaron, and Sophie escort took me more tries than anything in the game. In my opinion the survivor AI is the biggest challenge in the game, escorting these dipshits and meeting case deadlines

    • @DiddyBohlen
      @DiddyBohlen 4 года назад +6

      Exactly. My very first experience with the game was similar to DSP’s but years later, approaching it with a different mindest, it was a lot of fun. Getting all achievements wasn’t even that frustrating besides the survivors one. Dead Rising is something you have to adapt to and then master.

    • @joeywalker2061
      @joeywalker2061 4 года назад +6

      I know man as someone who alhas mastered the game it's entertaining to see someone fail so badly at it. I sometimes truly believe he plays so poorly and complains just to get attention but it seems he really is as incompetent as he portrays himself.

    • @rvc7468
      @rvc7468 3 года назад +2

      During my first playthrough, I had to sacrifice a bunch of survivors, but during my second playthrough I managed to save all of them (save for the Gun Shop Survivors), since your PP carries over from previous playthroughs.

  • @vahlok1426
    @vahlok1426 4 года назад +28

    "This sux! How can anyone say this is guud!?"
    *Stipo would like to know your location*

    • @Deadsea_1993
      @Deadsea_1993 4 года назад +12

      This is my favorite game of all time. Phil says it is awful cause he has no paitence. Guy struggles with Gta V, lol. I might do another perfect playthrough as a level 1 Frank after watching this.

  • @TheGamingHQuarters
    @TheGamingHQuarters 4 года назад +37

    That part at 12:33 with Kent showing photos of Phil was hilarious

  • @Incel.Romantic
    @Incel.Romantic 2 года назад +20

    Dsp is the only person Ive ever seen die to the zombies in this game

  • @mariuskarlsen4704
    @mariuskarlsen4704 3 года назад +15

    I love how salty he gets on Carlito sniper fight it is not even a hard fight if you actually had brains

  • @shroudedenigma8607
    @shroudedenigma8607 2 года назад +18

    Phil: *spends loads of time fucking about and wasting time*
    *Scoop chance lost*
    Phil: "I lost because the game sucks"
    Lmao

  • @limeyfigdet7460
    @limeyfigdet7460 4 года назад +22

    45:16 Lmao. This is one of the saltiest TIHYDPs. Also, I thought Phil was right about the cover system being broken with Cletus, but there's a pattern to it. It's not visually apparent, but the stands can take limited consecutive damage before they're compromised. The game expects you to change or duck out of cover maybe every 3 shots.

  • @MelodicVirus
    @MelodicVirus 6 месяцев назад +5

    Every survivor escort shows how little patience and understanding he truly has

    • @HESHRocketWarhead
      @HESHRocketWarhead 5 месяцев назад +3

      And Survivor Escort is so fucking easy. Sure the AI derps a considerable amount, but it's not hard to work with it. Just aim and set a waypoint for the survivors to move to, and cover them while they get there (Or assist anyone who needs it, such as Leah or Gil). Then set another waypoint, rinse and repeat until everyone's at the transition point. Sometimes you can just call them to follow periodically and they'll be able to push through the zombie, but in the event one gets caught up, it's not hard to order the others to wait where you're currently at, and then go bail them out. For me, it was very hard for a survivor to even get anywhere near half HP once I knew how to work with them, except in friendly fire cases.

  • @ryanloescher6234
    @ryanloescher6234 3 года назад +15

    Can you imagine Phil in an actual lifesaving situation? You're getting attacked and Phil's just yelling "COME ON!" while thinking "why aren't they following me? Bugged escort mechanics. They must be glitched out. Oh well. There was nothing I could do!"

    • @Rage4112
      @Rage4112 2 года назад +1

      Hopefully he'd get arrested for manslaughter.

    • @Mr.Doodlebob
      @Mr.Doodlebob Год назад +5

      Phil in an actual life saving situation would require leaving the house and doing stuff with other people

  • @LetterRak
    @LetterRak 8 лет назад +29

    I.. I feel like I'm going crazy. But at 1:08:15 did he... did he fuck up reading his watch? Cause he said it was 9 even though the watch said 3, he even reaffirmed his statement. Then it took him kinda a while of just staring at it before he suddenly said it was 3 and proceeded to just pretend like he never said the 9 part...

  • @doofnetwork6197
    @doofnetwork6197 7 лет назад +32

    Sniper Carlito was the best part in the video. XDXDXD

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 4 года назад +2

      It's the suspense that gets me

  • @ultimatecorgi3392
    @ultimatecorgi3392 5 лет назад +18

    Somehow in a game where you're in a shopping mall filled with improvised weapons, Phil never has any.

  • @dalejhunter1
    @dalejhunter1 8 лет назад +38

    Him saying Carlito's sniper fight is the hardest boss in the game is a load of bull. Granted, those bullets hit hard and fast, but he is far from toughest. Also, I would love to know just who said "this boss fight is the hardest in the game" during that section. I sincerely would.

    • @joeywalker2061
      @joeywalker2061 4 года назад +1

      I know! All you have to do is bumrush him with a knife and youll win most of the time.

    • @Deadsea_1993
      @Deadsea_1993 4 года назад +2

      Hardest boss fight in the game is Brock as the final boss. Carlito in Food Court is the easiest lol

    • @o-donnell
      @o-donnell 4 года назад +2

      He's actually the easiest in the game. You just grab a hockey stick or two from the sports store right next to where the fight is, hide behind the pole, and aim. He cant hit you because of the bad ai and the pole provides protection.

  • @alexmelling5261
    @alexmelling5261 8 лет назад +17

    I can't blame Brock, after hearing DSP laugh like he did after that boss fight getting eaten alive seems like a blessing

  • @Streetbackguy
    @Streetbackguy 2 года назад +31

    As a speedrunner of this game, watching this playthrough is both hilarious and infuriating.

    • @diesemautokerl2181
      @diesemautokerl2181 Год назад

      How do you speedrun Dead Rising?

    • @SiegeBallista
      @SiegeBallista Год назад

      There’s a mod that skips the waiting between story missions.

  • @TeamGeist06
    @TeamGeist06 3 года назад +16

    54:00 one of my favourite DSP moments

  • @FRISKY_MANDINGO
    @FRISKY_MANDINGO 5 лет назад +13

    1:02:07 He only beat him because he got lucky that Carlito walked into that store and his AI is clunky enough to let him get trapped and hit by his own grenade. What a damn lucky idiot.

  • @fmsyntheses
    @fmsyntheses 8 лет назад +118

    Why exactly are the controls terrible in every game Phil plays?
    It's a bizarre coincidence is all I'm saying

    • @Deadsea_1993
      @Deadsea_1993 4 года назад +12

      This is the guy that failed every mission in Gta V. Lmao. That game is ridiculously easy compared to most games. He even failed a shopping mission for buying the wrong stuff in that game, lmao. I saw this and knew it would be good cause this game is on the other end of the spectrum.

    • @uranousimpalathe2nd554
      @uranousimpalathe2nd554 4 года назад +7

      @@Deadsea_1993 I will say that phil almost has a point. The dodge roll on the ps4 port of Dead rising is super sensitive.

    • @ryanloescher6234
      @ryanloescher6234 3 года назад +4

      @@uranousimpalathe2nd554 it is, and while that was ass, Phil did everything he possibly could wrong 😂
      He also completely hounded the chat for pretty much explaining to him how to find weapons and make tonics. Someone like phil should have leveled Frank up to at least a level 15 before even doing the main campaign 😂 this man is pathetic

    • @BrettonFerguson
      @BrettonFerguson 2 года назад

      @@uranousimpalathe2nd554 Also DSP says this every game he plays. It serves him right to have it actually happen.

    • @thatONEmachine
      @thatONEmachine Год назад

      And why do his imputs get dropped and other people who play the game never have the same issue.

  • @JoshL117
    @JoshL117 3 года назад +10

    I think we can confirm Phil never played Dead Rising before even though he says he did, making it all the way to the first Carlito fight. He contradicts himself several times.

  • @SuperDeansWorld
    @SuperDeansWorld 4 года назад +11

    The second Carlito fight made me give this video a big thumbs up

  • @maxblanc20
    @maxblanc20 2 года назад +8

    Dsp, the only gamer that finds a glitch in every single game he plays lmao.

  • @97Crazysteve
    @97Crazysteve 4 года назад +11

    I beat the Cletus boss fight faster than DSP at 9 years old, back in 2006. Same with the Carlito sniper fight, because even at 9 years old I used PROJECTILE WEAPONS.

  • @JoshL117
    @JoshL117 3 года назад +11

    Phil thinks that since he can get through a crowd of zombies with weapons, then survivors can get through a crowd of zombies with no weapons, then complain that they can't. Beautiful.

  • @thehumanannihilator1547
    @thehumanannihilator1547 4 года назад +19

    How does someone suck at Dead Rising this much??? When I first played I was obviously confused on what to do yet after a few minutes of playing I realized the mannequin torso was op and my favorite weapon. Plus got used to the game.

  • @cm3.redeye42
    @cm3.redeye42 3 года назад +8

    6:55 Yes, Phil, she's cycling thru his shots on the LCD screen on his film camera...

  • @ryanloescher6234
    @ryanloescher6234 3 года назад +30

    Genuinely sad Phil skipped 'The Hatchet Man' mission. The salt would have been incredible 😂😂😂😂 "I can't even see anyone, there's nothing I can do!"

    • @Kola25_97
      @Kola25_97 Год назад +4

      Phil fighting Cliff would have been a beautiful sight to behold.

    • @TheOfficialButthead
      @TheOfficialButthead Год назад

      To see him blabbering through his sad cutscene would've been the icing on the cake

    • @Smiley0.1
      @Smiley0.1 Год назад +1

      ​@@TheOfficialButtheadoh gawd they ate his granddaughter, ack ack ack.

    • @The_Devils_reject
      @The_Devils_reject 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Kola25_97Cliff would have been Dead Rising's Ludwig to Phil.

  • @linkieloos
    @linkieloos 7 лет назад +29

    "This game is so unforgivably brutal!" jesus does he really approach every videogame the same way? He has absolutely no clue about perfecting a "method" for a timed game like this (unless you count his constant whining). Sure it can take a few restarts to familiarise yourself with the game mechanics, but it all goes over him in a heartbeat.

    • @NoirAngels
      @NoirAngels 5 лет назад

      Brit Lynx yeah I warned to fucking die watching this shit

  • @DeathMetalJedi
    @DeathMetalJedi 5 лет назад +8

    1:54:30 that would be a great sound bite lol "and guess what? I failed because the game sucks." I mean that's the epitome of dsp in once sentence lol

  • @FRISKY_MANDINGO
    @FRISKY_MANDINGO 5 лет назад +10

    59:15 You don't need to "cheat" to find this gun. I found it by exploring... as is intended.

  • @foxhound6364
    @foxhound6364 8 лет назад +17

    Great job with the editing on this one. I like that all of the comedy wasn't based on comments, so I could play games while watching, and not have to pay too much attention.

  • @agnastthrower5212
    @agnastthrower5212 5 лет назад +13

    I want a "I give up, just kill me" counter.

  • @JoshL117
    @JoshL117 2 года назад +10

    "I've played this game before, made it to the first boss fight, dude eats like a million bullets." -Phil
    "I'm caught by the zombie, I don't know what to do, I'm dead; the game did not explain it." -Also Phil

  • @tenryuublackrose2176
    @tenryuublackrose2176 8 лет назад +35

    I swear I dont remember carlito being hard, dont they give you a gun to fight him with? pretty sure I beat him with melee too.

    • @derpyartist
      @derpyartist 5 лет назад +9

      The girl gives you one, and when you reach the fight, Brad gives you another gun so 40 rounds, more then enough to kill Carlito

    • @godfrey4461
      @godfrey4461 4 года назад +4

      And a shotgun at the start

    • @timmytatoe4248
      @timmytatoe4248 4 года назад +9

      Hell I used the katana on top of the restaurant in paradise Plaza, a few swipes and I was done

    • @xxlasthopexx2603
      @xxlasthopexx2603 4 года назад +4

      I just used Brad as a distraction so I could shoot Carlito a bit then right after I got close I demolished him with the Mini-chainsaw.

    • @tomcat420yt
      @tomcat420yt 3 года назад +8

      Best way hide behind a pillar and keep pegging him with the hockey stick

  • @caljackal6139
    @caljackal6139 8 лет назад +10

    "PP Gauge" - That fucking made me burst out laughing and then the following line "I've covered TIHYDSP, you know; Ah yeah the classic line I remember it, I've covered TIHYDP, you know."

  • @TheLunarLegend
    @TheLunarLegend 8 лет назад +73

    'ughhh so bored, god I need amusement' TIHYDP pops up.
    ... i may have to rethink atheism lol

    • @Deadsea_1993
      @Deadsea_1993 4 года назад +3

      As someone with high functioning Autism, we don't claim him

  • @bleedinglight5861
    @bleedinglight5861 6 лет назад +19

    I'm surprised Phil didn't bring out his shotgun for the sniper fight, flashbacks to the end from MGS snake eater.

    • @godfrey4461
      @godfrey4461 4 года назад +9

      That actually would have worked here, so no surprise Phil didn't do it.

  • @A-Young-Philosopher
    @A-Young-Philosopher 4 года назад +27

    This is my favorite game, and to see someone who has such little competence play it hurts my mind. Just...wow. I've never heard of this guy, but I'm glad I know of him now. I'd hate to see this guy go for the 7 Day Survivor/Saint achievements, and I bet with the mega buster, he'd still have an extremely hard time.

    • @BrettonFerguson
      @BrettonFerguson 2 года назад +1

      It looks awesome. The fact that you can use anything as a weapon seems cool to me. Guns, bats, furniture, umbrella, weights, gallon of milk. Take parts off the barricade, whack zombies with the barricade parts.

    • @thatONEmachine
      @thatONEmachine Год назад +1

      I felt the same way with Sekiro and his playthrough of that.

  • @HESHRocketWarhead
    @HESHRocketWarhead 5 месяцев назад +4

    Granted I was somewhat mediocre in my first playthrough of the game, but I probably still brought in more survivors than Dave did whatsoever. But on successive playthroughs, I explored and found more and more as well as hidden weapons to give an early-game advantage. I eventually ended up getting so cracked, that I could perfect the game starting from a level 1 save slot. Cletus was hardly even a challenge. I'd beeline there before I even went to give Backup for Brad against Carlito in Case 1-2. The trick is to swipe Brian's Shotgun from the Entrance Plaza when shit hits the fan. That gives you a huge advantage against Cletus. Then make a wall with all the Store Displays and pop the doors to the Huntin' Shack open to distract Cletus. Then go ham.

  • @alexandercolquhoun2705
    @alexandercolquhoun2705 4 года назад +10

    I loved when Phil got baited by the grenade and finished off with the melee attack 😂😂😂

  • @doltonm6019
    @doltonm6019 3 года назад +20

    DSP is such a linear thinker, if it wasn't for videogames this man would be cleaning toilets.

  • @psychoxsento3415
    @psychoxsento3415 5 лет назад +2

    Your editing is a godsend, also, appreciate the time you take to perfect his "funny" moments

  • @Vengeance19
    @Vengeance19 3 года назад +5

    Even though i dont really like the input for rolling in DR1, i love how it became one of DSPs biggest detractors in this playthrough, glorious

  • @pegaweegee2522
    @pegaweegee2522 8 лет назад +33

    If there was an AI that looked like Phil, that would be one person I would not save :D

    • @justanotherperson9409
      @justanotherperson9409 8 лет назад +2

      *NPC idiot

    • @Danbo13
      @Danbo13 5 лет назад

      Damn harsh, but true+ funny

    • @godfrey4461
      @godfrey4461 4 года назад +1

      Leave Phil to the zombies

    • @TheBigDaddy645
      @TheBigDaddy645 4 года назад +9

      No point in saving him, zombies usually go for the brain. He's 100% safe

    • @DiddyBohlen
      @DiddyBohlen 4 года назад +4

      He’s among the zombies in the beginning, having died after being bit at BurgerKing.

  • @sebastianfransson8133
    @sebastianfransson8133 5 лет назад +8

    He really likes the term "beginner's trap"

  • @spo0o0ky
    @spo0o0ky 8 лет назад +3

    I'm glad you decided to step up to the plate once again and create another wonderfully lulzy montage for us. He gets so angry in this one!!

  • @jimmythedog.
    @jimmythedog. 8 лет назад +28

    12:30
    omg

    • @Anex952
      @Anex952 8 лет назад +7

      nice head exploding

  • @ViViDG
    @ViViDG Год назад +5

    54:02 still my favorite Phail moment of all time. 🤣

  • @datdude1538
    @datdude1538 5 лет назад +9

    The Carlito boss is too funny. It hurts.

  • @solomonyingling5769
    @solomonyingling5769 4 года назад +13

    It makes me so frustrated to watch this grown adult man call gimmick bosses I beat as literal actual child impossible

  • @dakotavanleer3859
    @dakotavanleer3859 7 лет назад +9

    Did anyone else notice that Larry the butcher had a zombie tied by its hands right behind him being sent to the machine to be cut up i just noticed it because he said zombies are no good but he has one.

  • @juliusweiss5447
    @juliusweiss5447 3 года назад +11

    This is the one that has finally filled me with so much rage that should I ever come across Dave out in the streets, I’m throat punching him, regardless of the consequences. And I’m not even a man of violence, but I’ve never met someone who needed a throat punch more.

  • @2RG_
    @2RG_ 2 года назад +10

    I beat this game on a 20 inch CRT TV at launch, do you know how difficult that is. You cannot read any of the text. I love how he states the game sucks based on the fact that it is clapping his cheeks

    • @tvdvd8661
      @tvdvd8661 Год назад +1

      Nice I played it like that too never knew what they were talking about until I finally got a HDTV 😂

  • @duplicarus
    @duplicarus 4 года назад +5

    “I have no weapon”
    Has a pistol and chainsaw

  • @Billsmafia93
    @Billsmafia93 2 года назад +2

    This may be the best TIHYDP I’ve seen so far.

  • @instanthorror
    @instanthorror 8 лет назад +11

    Oh man, I laughed so hard at 1:40:06 . Well done, haha.

  • @lxjoe96
    @lxjoe96 7 лет назад +23

    man, while watching that intro sequence it really hit me how different Frank West is from his DR4 appearance. Serious, deadpan dude with a cautious curiosity and a devotion to the truth.
    Not some 2d, fame-corrupted, wise-cracking dumbass. It's like the media attention transformed him into Phil.

    • @godfrey4461
      @godfrey4461 4 года назад +5

      Screaming and laughing while zombies gather around and hunt for his approval. Meanwhile the "psychopaths" want nothing to do with him

    • @Deadsea_1993
      @Deadsea_1993 4 года назад +2

      I agree. Only reason to own Dead Rising 4 is if you have an Xbox One and play it like a Saints Row game. It can have some fun features, but the delivery is awful. You have this beautiful mall, yet you spend 98% of the game in the town. The town itself is well done too. The map in that game is far better than Dead Rising 3. I've 100%ed all the Dead Rising games on 360 and the last great one was Off the Record. Is Dead Rising 4 an awful and boring game ? Naw. It would have actually been good as a spinoff zombie game. But it is a trainwreck as a Dead Rising game. Not to mention the awful Frank Rising dlc as the true ending.

  • @EliTheBraixen
    @EliTheBraixen 3 года назад +7

    Hey so question
    What was in thet briefcase that fell from the helicopter?

    • @MetalxLicaxPP
      @MetalxLicaxPP 3 года назад +7

      I think it's just his camera equipment. I haven't played DR in forever though so I could be wrong lol

  • @TheDrunkLawyer
    @TheDrunkLawyer 2 года назад +1

    New to watching these and was browsing thru which TIHYDP and when I saw Dead Rising my eyes lit up this is gonna be good

  • @nightowl3582
    @nightowl3582 5 лет назад +8

    My God was this painful. He gets pissed when he can't cheese the game. SMH.

  • @checkplease7735
    @checkplease7735 4 года назад +11

    The brain washing magazine says the survivors are more likely to jump into dangerous situations which they did do it worked 1:55:00

  • @kieran-2348
    @kieran-2348 4 года назад +5

    Phil : the mouths look terrible ..
    Yes of course it's a slight remaster of a game that came out in 2006 ..

  • @Beneben20
    @Beneben20 Год назад +1

    I love how simple inputs are so hard for Phil to comprehend. I’m surprised he’s made it passed 30

  • @TheLakabanzaichrg
    @TheLakabanzaichrg 4 года назад +9

    My brother was able to complete this game back in 2011 and he was 12

  • @dantevic
    @dantevic 8 лет назад +12

    I have to admit the later titles fix the problems I hated with this game.

    • @robert23456789
      @robert23456789 8 лет назад +11

      you would think in stead of remastering this game they would of remade it with better AI and stuff to make it playable

    • @godfrey4461
      @godfrey4461 4 года назад +6

      @Diabeto Kills It has the best story and the most artistic heart... But everything else is half baked as hell. Annoying bosses that are jank as hell and are prone to getting caught on random shit. Broken survivor ai that is frustrating to the point it can hamper down enjoyment of the game. Unfair time constraints that force the player to do side missions rather than fully explore the mall and understand it's layout. The game is great and one of my favorites, but it has a ton of issues that makes it far from a fantastic game. Dead Rising 2 off the record is the perfect medium imo. It fixes the issues of 1 and 2 while also feeling like a compelling zombie game with challenging sections. Calling someone a bitch because they criticized your favorite game is childish, and shows character. The game is simply flawed, just deal with it.

    • @HESHRocketWarhead
      @HESHRocketWarhead 5 месяцев назад

      @@robert23456789 Well 7 years later, and we might finally have our wish very soon.

  • @haunter8201
    @haunter8201 4 года назад +5

    my first time fighting carlito I grabbed a hockey stick from the sports store and spammed pucks at him from a distance

  • @kidd595
    @kidd595 3 года назад +13

    I gotta admit with dsp on the dodging mechanic, if you have controller drift then good luck playing this 😂

    • @Yeebles34
      @Yeebles34 3 года назад +7

      I rolled a lot in this game too. But it wasn't too much of an issue.

    • @kidd595
      @kidd595 3 года назад +3

      @@Yeebles34 yea for me it was super annoying 😭

    • @cauliflowerconnoisseur2710
      @cauliflowerconnoisseur2710 3 года назад +4

      DSP has ham hands. fat fingers. It is his own fault. I never had this issue lmao

    • @tvdvd8661
      @tvdvd8661 Год назад +1

      ​@@cauliflowerconnoisseur2710DSP has hooves to go with his pigroach body

  • @edzzila103
    @edzzila103 Год назад +1

    DSP drops the chainsaw right next to Cheryl, the weapon Is literally in his pov and does not notice it. Is he playing a character??

  • @TheWrathOfKon
    @TheWrathOfKon 2 года назад +3

    41:26 I lost it when he threw the book at the sink.

  • @The3y3
    @The3y3 6 лет назад +9

    Watching DSP play this game made me immediately go out and get dead rising 2 tbh

  • @andersonaldo1340
    @andersonaldo1340 4 года назад +11

    The carlito boss fight 😂😂😂😂

  • @FRISKY_MANDINGO
    @FRISKY_MANDINGO 5 лет назад +6

    It amazes me that he doesn't realize how shitty it is to talk during cut scenes and dialogue. Not to mention his forced attempts at "jokes" and his general clownish behavior. It's offensive to me that he even played this game. One of my favorite games of all time.

    • @Deadsea_1993
      @Deadsea_1993 4 года назад +2

      My favorite game of all time.

  • @linksgrandma25
    @linksgrandma25 3 года назад +5

    Phil getting owned is even funnier with the cheesy boss music in the background

  • @Necrotoxin7
    @Necrotoxin7 4 года назад +3

    3:12:32 - Is DSP suffocating on air?

  • @ant2901
    @ant2901 5 лет назад +4

    Phil never heard the saying, never bring a knife to a gun fight

  • @crashb133
    @crashb133 8 лет назад +7

    one of the best tihydp in awhile. I love how this game makes Phil it's bitch