1:07:27 These are my favorite phil moments, the ones where he acts like he found a secret or understood a crucial mechanic when he just looked it up online, and then still fail anyway.
See, that's the thing about Cartman. He's such a dipshit that stupid people completely focus on his attitude and selfishness, and miss that he's usually right when he's not just being selfish. The creators were absolutely genius in that regard. People who would bitch at the creators about him being right aren't clever enough to see past his otherwise dirtbaggery. People who have the discipline to see past his designed facade either already know the truth or are able to realize it pretty fast. Unlike DSP. DSP has no redeeming qualities.
Queen Clementine lol, I didn’t use it that often, but if I had to, I’d summon an NPC phantom and sit back and spam lightning spears until the fight was over xD
I love the comment about how it's too bad DSP doesn't know he can parry the boss. This dumb ass can barely time a dodge roll, how in the hell do they think he is going to be able to parry??
Don't even think he knows what a parry is, considering his reaction to the grave tender boss in the ds3 dlc when hengotmparried himself, and never got a critical for broken guard breaks.
@Cory Dean you said it bro....atleast some people replied and like his video and those people are de same like a MIRROR those people reminds me of A....CAN.....SEER.......Sss... parrying with the giant is the best op move. they'l copy him for sure.
*Blazes through game with Lightning Spear spam* "That was a grreat shoul?! PFFT, this is easy!" *Gets to Looking Glass Knight, a boss highly resistant to lightning damage* "Kham AN! This is the APPOSEETE of FHUN!! Fhuck dis gaem! It whas gud unteel dis phoint! FACK U FROM SAFTWHERE!"
a I find it funny I used the Heide Knight Sword on that fight and beat him on my first try (the sword does lightning damage and is effectively the best weapon in the game)
broooooo watching him spend all his shards upgrading his armor and the shield he never uses was so fucking painful to watch... And then he scrolls past his actual weapon, still +0 oh my fucking god man
diskuse diskuse to be fair this game had a hidden mechanic where you needed to level ADP to have more s during your rolls and in the beginning of the game since he picked cleric his s are SUPER low so he got roll caught because of the game for once
@@OmegaMercenary dude i dont blame him for having problems with difficult parts or mechanics, but his attitude to shit on developers and chat is so fucked up.
@@miceatah9359 the game isn’t the problem at all he’s bad at the game and your probably are to it’s not hard to use your fucking brain when your playing a video game
I mean, not really. The comments saying how it's awful because it's a beginner armor are plain wrong - there are few armor pieces in Dark Souls that are objectively worse than what you find later in the game. Archdrake robes are good for their weight, and I used them on quite a few of my characters late game. Upgrading them instead of focusing on your weapons is another matter entirely, but it has nothing to do with the robes themselves.
@@varti546 his idiocy didn’t come from his upgrading of a “starter armour” but from the fact that he was upgrading it thinking it had “massive defence.” A robe.
I'm playing this video and DSP's voice is making my cat go crazy outside my room. It's like his whining makes her think there is another cat in distress. She really wants to come into my room.
51:50 I never even saw that way of dropping off the ledge into that little door, he honestly can't have stopped to think "maybe theirs an easier route"
I've spent 2 years trying to figure out why he uses the chime in his sword hand instead of changing it out for the shield that he never blocks with. I've still got nothing.
Yeah, it bugs me. Miracles like sunlight blade literally force you to do that. But, using that glorious spell takes 1 more brain cell that Phil possesses, it seems
I always equip Miracles in my left hand and Sorceries in my right hand whenever I play Dark Souls, and just swap between my shield and my melee weapon. It's the best method.
31:38 "WOW, dood. He's got such reach." Gee, it's almost like he's got this handy-dandy thing called a SPEAR... I mean, I dunno if you've heard of it, but they kinda have long reaches.
Perhaps "couch quarterback" was on DSP's word-a-day calendar when he streamed this. Seems to be his favourite term for dismissing sorely needed advice.
1:10:10 Lmao, I hate it when he does that, "Well, I tried! I was pushing dodge!" and lifts up the controller to show the camera as if its the games fault!
@@McBadassish Nah, I got the impression that he was playing as himself. Besides, if it really IS supposed to be John Rambo, then this is probably the most passive aggressive way to kill him off repeatedly.
@@Green-Raccoon777 I don't think it was intentional... Phil just fucks around in the character creation and plays as whatever he finds passable. I'm certain he didn't intend it to look like John.
Yeah, this isn't Demon's Souls where you had an Item Weight Limit that forced you to store stuff with Stockpile Thomas in The Nexus. In Dark Souls, you're able to carry all the weapons and items you want, and it doesn't even take that long to look through them.
He had the Gyrm Greatshield and enough strength to use it. But he won't equip it against the Smelter Demon... I... how did he get so far without understanding basic mechanics?!
Everyone, study this brilliance. DSP is THE Professional Game Player. Phil is in the Top 10 percentile of gamers in the Country. He is one of the best ever. We should be so lucky to watch this LEGEND.
First off 2:51:35 - why is SHE shagging THAT? Love how this guy thinks dodging so that the massive sword comes down right on your head at the end of the dodge is the correct way to do it. Yeah Phil, attack the shield, that's his weak spot - this is the kinda guy that shoots the front of enemy tanks on BF, whilst having his ass pointed at them and then says "WTF WHY?!" - also "Tried to dodge, couldn't" should be engraved on your gravestone. I've never seen a grown man cry on youtube but mirror knight almost did it - look at that mug. I mean FFS, even after what must be at this point THOUSANDS of unsuccesful dodges, you learn nothing - 95% of the time you're getting hit because you do it TOO EARLY, you're dodging the swing and not the actual hit. CHRIST.
1:58:34 wait. he played for over 50 hours. is over lvl 120. and didn't even get all of the lord souls yet... jesus. and i thought i had a long time beating ds2
SolarHighway think it was one of those rare moments he semi tried. I’m no defender of him I hate him too but the fact he did that and ran pretty much explains it
"I play Street Fighter! Street Fighter needs more hand-eye coordination than this!" And we all know how well THOSE playthroughs went, don't we gentlemen? XD
I have never been filled with so much despair as when he was showing off his BKGS... which he had, for soem unknowable reason, made RAW. Why Phil? Just why?
Raw is an upgrade path that reduces scaling but increases base damage. The problem being that the BKGS is better upgraded down the fire path if you have higher INT/Faith which... yeah if he was using Lightning Spear like THAT he probably had high faith. In other words; Phil's an idiot.
Oh ya I understand, Raw is pretty much hot trash in DS2 in most situations, I'm just baffled by the possible decision making process which made him decide that Raw was his best option. Maybe it just said so in the guide.
Man, I'm shit at Souls games and even I didn't over level like Phil did. Also this is my favorite bit. **gets hit** "Ow" **gets hit again** **dies** "INSTANT KILL!"
That attack is one of the most bullshit in the whole series, it's lethal unless you're very high leveled/have good armour for the defense and you still need a ton of HP. It wouldn't be so bad if the hitbox wasn't broken.
@@Walamonga1313 I've never gotten grabbed by that attack in the SOTFS edition because I roll to the side. The hitbox issues were pretty bad in the original though. SOTFS is far better simply because of the fix to hitboxes.
Watching his fight with the old dragons layer and watching his fight with crucible knight in elden ring years later shows DSP has never changed. He still expects bosses to just sit and wait for him to heal
These videos are gold. Loved watching it again, thanks for uploading them. The fight against Vendrick was a nice finishing touch. "DO SOMETHING", he does something, "YEAH, right when I take my hand off of the controller!".
er ist wie das fette kind als man noch klein war, das keiner mochte, das an allem etwas auszusetzen hatte, immer scheiße bei allen spielen war und trotzdem suchte jeder seine nähe. heut hat es kein geld und kein fame
I love when Phil tries to heal in enemies faces and acts surprised when he gets punished. Also, leave it to DSP to be happy when he can cheese a boss in a Souls game...what a fucking cockroach.
Damn I have lost count of how many times I've watched this TIHYDP. after completing DS2 on Ng+. I'm no Oro or Peeve, but I knew enough and mastered the mechanics to the point I could run through with drangleic armor and a dagger, parrying and dodging everything that had the misfortune to be in my way. watching phil play this just gives me some sadistic pleasure. He's so mind numbingly inept, never learns and charges into every fight like a moron. Every game that requires patience and planning just goes to show the kind of person DSP is. The second he loses the ability to cheese with Lightning spear he becomes a whiny little bitch again and reverts to a six-year-old being dragged through an art museum. Watching the mirror knight boss and smelter are the golden moments by far because he has zero melee prowess. What stuns me the most is that he never used the drangleic shield? The best shield in the game IMO! DSP just serves as a warning that there are people in the world that are beyond help and just... pathetic.
In all of my time playing Dark Souls 2, I have never seen nor heard anyone doing what DSP is doing at 51:43. I have always thought that door to be a troll door and not a shortcut to the Ruin Sentinels. How he came up with that door as a shortcut is leaps and bounds out of my understanding of how he got that idea.
It is a shortcut and was definitely intended to be, you just have to roll off the very edge or land on the door. I’ve only died to it once or twice but I use it every run
I wish I remembered how I learned about the shortcut... It's fairly easy to use tho, just gotta line yourself up properly before walking or running into it.
Seeing Hideo Kojima (Metal Gear Sold) and Hideki Kamiya (Devil May Cry) both laugh and mock Phil for his idiocy really makes me want to see Hidetaka Miyazaki's response to how Phil flounders and rages through his "Souls" games.
1:45:16 Notice how DSP has access to 11 lightning spears? If DSP wasn't already disliked enough as it is, just remember folks that this very playthrough was one of the chief reasons why FromSoft nerfed offensive miracles/lightning spears into the ground for the Scholar of the First Sin Edition. Yep, you can thank good old DSPgaming for why we now only have a base of 3 lightning spear casts, making pure offensive casting clerics without melee virtually impossible for PVE (although yes, you can stack multiple copies and heavily level attunment to get more casts, but it's still nigh impossible to solo an early game PVE level with offensive miracles).
17:12 He very nearly said “Blacksmythe” not “Blacksmith”. Only picked up on that because I just watched the Skyrim playthrough where he did quite a bit of “smything”.
*Gets important NPC killed* "People are saying turn off the game" XD Actual Quote: "Woow, the guy who I ran by is now attacking me from behind... unreal."
Phil has to be the only human in recorded history to describe Old Dragonslayer as "a pretty tough boss". Also lol, grinding before Dragonrider, the boss that is so easy its the first place I went on my SOTFS deprived build.
Truth be told, this game has shitty hitboxes and without leveling Adaptability your s actually end before the rolling animation ends. He still sucks but that's another thing to consider.
I love how blatant his cheating was in Demon's Souls. His profile literally says 57 minutes, and when he loads up he loads in the Nexus in the same way that you do when you do the level glitch 😂
To be fair, he does point out some real annoyances that MANY have with DS2: 1. The janky lock-on which will attack where you are running and not where you are aiming 2. The massively reduced fall threshold, which they only did so that players would actually attempt to fall down the well 3. The awkward hitboxes in some situations, or bosses that will deal damage just when THEIR hitbox touches the player 4. The slowly reducing max health which only really serves to punish weaker players (see also: Darksydephil) more than is *really* necessary. It's Dark Souls, not Get Over It 5. The importance of ADP never being explained anywhere NEAR adequately, ie that it directly affects your s while rolling and therefore for a newer player, REGARDLESS OF BUILD, you want to pump in points until it increases your AGL to 105 (for maximum dodge, less if you're more confident) That being said, the DS2 awkwardness makes up about... 1% of his deaths. The rest is just... Classic, old school King of Hate(d)
Another issue is the abysmal durability of your equipment, where your weapons can completely break after only a really short time and you have to rest at a bonfire to automatically restore them before that happens.
I have to say, hands down, that in no other playthrough did i find the pig as obnoxious as Dark Souls 2. Constantly screaming, singing, doing that fake laugh.
"Now I can see him and he can hit me, how is that fair?" It'd be unfair if you could hit him without being hit yourself. It's fair cause you can hit each other.
So this was the guy that got lightning nerfed...
Sploogmaster2 it brings me great joy watching this sperg struggle through games
Lmfao
Not necessarily, but he did act like the main contributer.
@HaremGodRance The legend of dick lightning and the smegma spear build
1:07:27 These are my favorite phil moments, the ones where he acts like he found a secret or understood a crucial mechanic when he just looked it up online, and then still fail anyway.
EVERY time i play dark souls 1 and become toxic, i have to shout, "why'm I taaahxic!?" I can't help myself.
Nicolas Cage you can do it for Pokémon as well.
bruh im 12 and my ass beat every souls game apart from bloodborne
Freeman you FOOL!!
ok
@@lemon___1344 Cool but I kinda don't care
Yeah, it's a bit addicting
*gets hit with half HP, dies*
Oh my god, instant kill!
There was nothing he could do!
...what I meant is that guy doesn't what an insta kill is.
Also, several times he said that he could JUST DODGE.
Unless yoiu're being sarcastic.
Yeah, I was kidding! I've lost count of the times Phil has said 'there's nothing I could do!' after he screwed up.
Oh ok XD I didn't get it.
No worries!
Phil's the type of guy to try and outrun a falling tree in a straight line.
''Dood i pressed run this stoopid tree still hits me its soo stooopid ack ack ack ack ''
This show called Titans did that. It was an electric pole though.
Its called the, "Prometheus School of Running Away from Things"
maybe he wrote prometheus
He really was the living embodiment of Eric Cartman at this point
still is
See, that's the thing about Cartman. He's such a dipshit that stupid people completely focus on his attitude and selfishness, and miss that he's usually right when he's not just being selfish. The creators were absolutely genius in that regard. People who would bitch at the creators about him being right aren't clever enough to see past his otherwise dirtbaggery. People who have the discipline to see past his designed facade either already know the truth or are able to realize it pretty fast.
Unlike DSP. DSP has no redeeming qualities.
My_Name_ Is_Age insulting cartman wtf
That's an insult to Eric Cartman.
screw you guys... i’m going home
“Oh my gaaaaahd DUDE! I don’t have any weapons”.........🤦🏽♂️ he sold his entire inventory to the blacksmith
Four hours of Phil abusing an OP spell and still having trouble with the game.
And 15min in which the Mirror Knight makes him lose his mind.
+Der Maskierte Muchacho And when he rage quit the second Smelter Knight. LOL 😋
Queen Clementine lol, I didn’t use it that often, but if I had to, I’d summon an NPC phantom and sit back and spam lightning spears until the fight was over xD
Didn't the spell get nerfed?
@@Green-Raccoon777 It did eventually. (assuming you're speaking of the lighting spear spells)
You know, I wish we had an hand cam for all the times he "didn't push the button"
I respect phil for his commitment to completing this "no block greatshield" run
Rogal Dorn i just laughed so hard I snorted. I am become Phil because of this. Hacks. BUGGED.
Most people who don't use a shield will typically want to two hand the weapon so it does more damage, but Dave is special.
My first playthrough of DS2, I'mma use the same build he did, just to show off that I can actually do it.
Update: did it
@@rhysofsneezingdragon1758 But what did it cost? xD
Fun Fact: if Phil says "I didn't do that!" then he most definitely did do that
I love the comment about how it's too bad DSP doesn't know he can parry the boss. This dumb ass can barely time a dodge roll, how in the hell do they think he is going to be able to parry??
Besides parrying Pursuer, parrying any other boss is pointless as you will get 1 hit in tops. They recover too fast. Use it only to show off :P
Don't even think he knows what a parry is, considering his reaction to the grave tender boss in the ds3 dlc when hengotmparried himself, and never got a critical for broken guard breaks.
@Cory Dean you said it bro....atleast some people replied and like his video and those people are de same like a MIRROR those people reminds me of A....CAN.....SEER.......Sss... parrying with the giant is the best op move. they'l copy him for sure.
@billy gleim well HELL YEAH that some cancer.
@@TheUltimateBastich show off ? Wow you have some low standards
*Blazes through game with Lightning Spear spam*
"That was a grreat shoul?! PFFT, this is easy!"
*Gets to Looking Glass Knight, a boss highly resistant to lightning damage*
"Kham AN! This is the APPOSEETE of FHUN!! Fhuck dis gaem! It whas gud unteel dis phoint! FACK U FROM SAFTWHERE!"
*_DEK LIEHTNAENG AHAHAHAH_*
a I find it funny I used the Heide Knight Sword on that fight and beat him on my first try (the sword does lightning damage and is effectively the best weapon in the game)
@@LedYouAshtray It does mostly physical
@@Walamonga1313 I know, that's why it's so good
@@LedYouAshtray Yeah I used it a ton the first time I played the game. Fire Longsword
There are some great cahm ahns in this playthrough
broooooo watching him spend all his shards upgrading his armor and the shield he never uses was so fucking painful to watch...
And then he scrolls past his actual weapon, still +0
oh my fucking god man
I’m pretty sure they nerfed lighting spears just because of this run
"I'm dodging.... didn't work.. c'mon man I'm caught on the wall! I can't see! I'm dead!" *I'M GLITCHED!*
Every DSP video ever.
diskuse diskuse to be fair this game had a hidden mechanic where you needed to level ADP to have more s during your rolls and in the beginning of the game since he picked cleric his s are SUPER low so he got roll caught because of the game for once
@@OmegaMercenary dude i dont blame him for having problems with difficult parts or mechanics, but his attitude to shit on developers and chat is so fucked up.
@@TheLogander i mean in this case shitting on the devs is mor ethen appropriate game is a mess
@@OmegaMercenary Indeed. So he had to adapt and block more often. Of course, he would not be completely wrong if the enemy whips out an unblockable.
@@miceatah9359 the game isn’t the problem at all he’s bad at the game and your probably are to it’s not hard to use your fucking brain when your playing a video game
his laugh reminds me of a martian from mars attack, but with down syndrom
DerNamenlose1991 that movie takes me back lol
Imagine the confusion invaders must have had looking at this guy wearing cleric robes so late in the game
Im Late, but lmao
I mean, not really. The comments saying how it's awful because it's a beginner armor are plain wrong - there are few armor pieces in Dark Souls that are objectively worse than what you find later in the game. Archdrake robes are good for their weight, and I used them on quite a few of my characters late game. Upgrading them instead of focusing on your weapons is another matter entirely, but it has nothing to do with the robes themselves.
@@varti546 his idiocy didn’t come from his upgrading of a “starter armour” but from the fact that he was upgrading it thinking it had “massive defence.”
A robe.
@@varti546 armor doesnt even matter in ds2
@@bruhmoment1678 but fashion souls...
He plays Dark souls just like he plays Street fighter: mashes buttons, hoping for the best and complains when it doesn't work out in his favour.
I'm playing this video and DSP's voice is making my cat go crazy outside my room. It's like his whining makes her think there is another cat in distress. She really wants to come into my room.
He sounds just like Ben Shapiro.
51:50 I never even saw that way of dropping off the ledge into that little door, he honestly can't have stopped to think "maybe theirs an easier route"
It's actually a legit shortcut. And fairly easy to use, Phil's just special...
I've spent 2 years trying to figure out why he uses the chime in his sword hand instead of changing it out for the shield that he never blocks with. I've still got nothing.
The world may never know.
YOU CAN DO THAT?!?!
Yeah, it bugs me.
Miracles like sunlight blade literally force you to do that.
But, using that glorious spell takes 1 more brain cell that Phil possesses, it seems
I always equip Miracles in my left hand and Sorceries in my right hand whenever I play Dark Souls, and just swap between my shield and my melee weapon. It's the best method.
@@NexusKinBoth miracles and magic? A true man of culture
31:38
"WOW, dood. He's got such reach."
Gee, it's almost like he's got this handy-dandy thing called a SPEAR...
I mean, I dunno if you've heard of it, but they kinda have long reaches.
*Surrounded by 4 rats and finished off by Rat Authority*
"In. Stuh. Kill."
He has created the prefect strategy, the run up in between 4 enemies and lightning spell
This video is an instant classic.
29.55 drinks estus in front of the boss, while the boss is swinging."Complete nonsense!" yeah,if you're talking about yourself.._
Seeing him turn around and insist he was blocking has me convinced he is a split brain patient
Lmao greatest dark souls quote ever. " It's really not that hard, I just have not get hit". Ummm yeah lolol
I mean hes got a point there its rky absurdly easy but its rly hard to not get hit with its broken ass hitboxes
@@miceatah9359 lvl up adp 🙄
DSP is the kind of guy who backstabs you when you praise the sun.
SuperSintaStic that’s putting him too high, some people just want to kill and win. He’s the type that just keeps running and spam at you.
"Ah yes, you're...honoring the sky or shit!" I could see that.
DarkSydePatches
No he tries to back stab you but he fucks it up and then you end up backstabbing him instead
The type of guy who bowed in a duel, and then healed after a single hit.
Perhaps "couch quarterback" was on DSP's word-a-day calendar when he streamed this. Seems to be his favourite term for dismissing sorely needed advice.
1:10:10 Lmao, I hate it when he does that, "Well, I tried! I was pushing dodge!" and lifts up the controller to show the camera as if its the games fault!
"Am I the only one that sees John Rambo here?"
RIP John Rambo, no longer friends with DSP.
When does Rambo factor in on this video?
@@Green-Raccoon777 During the character creation, a couple of comments show up and says his character looks like John Rambo.
@@McBadassish Nah, I got the impression that he was playing as himself. Besides, if it really IS supposed to be John Rambo, then this is probably the most passive aggressive way to kill him off repeatedly.
@@Green-Raccoon777 I don't think it was intentional... Phil just fucks around in the character creation and plays as whatever he finds passable. I'm certain he didn't intend it to look like John.
"I'm doing exactly the same pattern i did before" you mean the same pattern that got you killed Repeatedly?
jesus he thought attacking the mirror knights *SHIELD* would do damage
his IQ is roughly the equivalent of a downs syndrome cat
Kotoryyk Don’t insult downs syndrome cats like that
I mean, other bosses have shields too, but they don't actually block attacks in any way.
Crazy when he sold all those unique, only 1 per playthrough items
2:23:12 i love how someone perfectly explained it and he still doesnt understand and even insults them
1:47:29 It physically hurts to watch him gleefully sell all those unique weapons…
All for dirt cheap too
Yeah, this isn't Demon's Souls where you had an Item Weight Limit that forced you to store stuff with Stockpile Thomas in The Nexus. In Dark Souls, you're able to carry all the weapons and items you want, and it doesn't even take that long to look through them.
I always love how Philbert will do anything (like sell all his loot) to level himself up and think that its going to help him.
Reminds me of that kid in school that you dont want to play tag or dodgeball with.... He didnt get me!!!!
"Last night i had some fair fights. Where *I* was able too win"
So its fair is he wins. Classic Phil
He had the Gyrm Greatshield and enough strength to use it. But he won't equip it against the Smelter Demon... I... how did he get so far without understanding basic mechanics?!
Adrian It's because he blames the mechanics for everything.
@remixgod4496 I mean playing like shit is subjective. Some people are fine with just beating the game. Which is fine
Everyone, study this brilliance. DSP is THE Professional Game Player. Phil is in the Top 10 percentile of gamers in the Country. He is one of the best ever. We should be so lucky to watch this LEGEND.
First off 2:51:35 - why is SHE shagging THAT? Love how this guy thinks dodging so that the massive sword comes down right on your head at the end of the dodge is the correct way to do it. Yeah Phil, attack the shield, that's his weak spot - this is the kinda guy that shoots the front of enemy tanks on BF, whilst having his ass pointed at them and then says "WTF WHY?!" - also "Tried to dodge, couldn't" should be engraved on your gravestone. I've never seen a grown man cry on youtube but mirror knight almost did it - look at that mug.
I mean FFS, even after what must be at this point THOUSANDS of unsuccesful dodges, you learn nothing - 95% of the time you're getting hit because you do it TOO EARLY, you're dodging the swing and not the actual hit. CHRIST.
Luckily, she finally ended up dumping him, so at least there's that.
1:58:34 wait. he played for over 50 hours. is over lvl 120. and didn't even get all of the lord souls yet...
jesus. and i thought i had a long time beating ds2
DerNamenlose1991 that means it was legit grinding interestingly, which means he has a lot of patience. His only skill.
Asriel Hyperdeath Dreemurr i mean i took 25 hours to beat ds2 sotFS and that was because i looked in every nook and cranny for stuff
you forgot something at the early boss fight starting with the last giant.....Seriously!?...this guy is so funny.
I wanna know how he got to the last giant without dying once.
Cowardice?
Magic?
TheBoltrower He didn’t have enough faith for LS’s at the time you fucking *_IMBECILE_*
He avoided and ran through anything and everything dangerous.
SolarHighway think it was one of those rare moments he semi tried. I’m no defender of him I hate him too but the fact he did that and ran pretty much explains it
“He used a new attack he’s never used before”
Yeah. That’s how games work?
lmao he put raw infusion on his greatsword, that would explain why it does no damage.
He should've just upgraded one of the Club weapons to +10 and level up Strength. At least that would've compensated somewhat.
"I play Street Fighter! Street Fighter needs more hand-eye coordination than this!"
And we all know how well THOSE playthroughs went, don't we gentlemen? XD
Yeah, the infamous Flowchart Ken that made DSP infamous.
*Gets face sliced off*
"that's so stOOpid"
Thanks for the reupload buddy, this was my favorite TIHYDP appreciate it.
Jesus there are parts where you can actually hear him mashing R1
I have never been filled with so much despair as when he was showing off his BKGS... which he had, for soem unknowable reason, made RAW. Why Phil? Just why?
Was it raw? Good lord.
Raw is an upgrade path that reduces scaling but increases base damage. The problem being that the BKGS is better upgraded down the fire path if you have higher INT/Faith which... yeah if he was using Lightning Spear like THAT he probably had high faith. In other words; Phil's an idiot.
+Patricia Townsend I know what raw infusion is
Oh ya I understand, Raw is pretty much hot trash in DS2 in most situations, I'm just baffled by the possible decision making process which made him decide that Raw was his best option. Maybe it just said so in the guide.
+archaicScrivener he probably saw high base damage and went for it
2:11:29
I swear he was about to say "fuckin n****r" but caught himself last second. Lmao
lol he absolutely was
Remember "Thumbs down ni-... motherfucker." from his Other M playthrough?
There are two youtuber's who's laugh I absolutely cannot stand - McJuggerNuggets and DSP
He laughs like Lorithia from Xenoblade
The difference between McJuggerNuggets and DSP, is that McJuggerNuggets was putting on an act.
@@Green-Raccoon777 This comment was made before Mcjuggernuggets told everyone that it was an act tho
@@Sundel_Marlutte that's a hell of a reference, lol.
I mean, you're not wrong
i'm surprised nobody pointed out that you can literally just run past the enemies in king's passage
Whenever I'm feeling down from getting my ass handed to me in PVP I just watch one of these videos.
Nyadolf Kitler try one of the meta weapons
The beginning of the video is probably the chillest I’ve ever seen Phil. If he were always like that, he’d be a lot more likable.
2:49:02 You can insult my mom or my dad, but when you insult the Looking Glass Knight, we gon have a problem
Phil- “ Maybe I can just run past everything?”
And So It Began
08:49 a very audible fire alarm, I had to pause because I though it was somewhere in my building
He makes this game look so much harder than it is. I've always thought of DS2 as of the easiest in the series but after this I'm not sure
Man, I'm shit at Souls games and even I didn't over level like Phil did.
Also this is my favorite bit. **gets hit** "Ow" **gets hit again** **dies** "INSTANT KILL!"
The pillar that he gets stuck on at 2:07:43 is doing its part
2:57:36 best moment in the history of video games
That attack is one of the most bullshit in the whole series, it's lethal unless you're very high leveled/have good armour for the defense and you still need a ton of HP. It wouldn't be so bad if the hitbox wasn't broken.
@@Walamonga1313 u can easily dodge that just roll around him
Thats actually mo-cap of Phil eating a burger
@@Walamonga1313 I've never gotten grabbed by that attack in the SOTFS edition because I roll to the side. The hitbox issues were pretty bad in the original though. SOTFS is far better simply because of the fix to hitboxes.
@@cakal8274 Yes, though new players aren't going to do that, many rely on lock on. I love this game though the hitboxes are atrocious.
Watching his fight with the old dragons layer and watching his fight with crucible knight in elden ring years later shows DSP has never changed. He still expects bosses to just sit and wait for him to heal
1:02 lmao casually helping him by swinging a giant sword in his face.
These videos are gold.
Loved watching it again, thanks for uploading them.
The fight against Vendrick was a nice finishing touch. "DO SOMETHING", he does something, "YEAH, right when I take my hand off of the controller!".
er ist wie das fette kind als man noch klein war, das keiner mochte, das an allem etwas auszusetzen hatte, immer scheiße bei allen spielen war und trotzdem suchte jeder seine nähe.
heut hat es kein geld und kein fame
he actually brags about killing a wheelchair-bound old man and a heartbroken scorpion husband, unbelievable
i think you take these games way too serious
wow he played through the whole game never changing his starting outfit!
Watching the mask start slipping the moment he faced an enemy he couldnt just spam lightning spear at and win is so unbelievably funny to me
I love how whenever he does stuff offline he talks as if he knows what he is doing and has play multiple times then you watch the actual gameplay...
I love when Phil tries to heal in enemies faces and acts surprised when he gets punished.
Also, leave it to DSP to be happy when he can cheese a boss in a Souls game...what a fucking cockroach.
Damn I have lost count of how many times I've watched this TIHYDP. after completing DS2 on Ng+.
I'm no Oro or Peeve, but I knew enough and mastered the mechanics to the point I could run through with drangleic armor and a dagger, parrying and dodging everything that had the misfortune to be in my way. watching phil play this just gives me some sadistic pleasure.
He's so mind numbingly inept, never learns and charges into every fight like a moron.
Every game that requires patience and planning just goes to show the kind of person DSP is.
The second he loses the ability to cheese with Lightning spear he becomes a whiny little bitch again and reverts to a six-year-old being dragged through an art museum.
Watching the mirror knight boss and smelter are the golden moments by far because he has zero melee prowess.
What stuns me the most is that he never used the drangleic shield?
The best shield in the game IMO!
DSP just serves as a warning that there are people in the world that are beyond help and just...
pathetic.
Seven years later and "mind numbingly inept" is a eternal way of describing this guy.
In all of my time playing Dark Souls 2, I have never seen nor heard anyone doing what DSP is doing at 51:43. I have always thought that door to be a troll door and not a shortcut to the Ruin Sentinels. How he came up with that door as a shortcut is leaps and bounds out of my understanding of how he got that idea.
I've seen some speedrunners use it, I've gotten through it once or twice. Can't say it's a good idea at all tho.
If you sprint towards it it's consistent.
It is a shortcut and was definitely intended to be, you just have to roll off the very edge or land on the door. I’ve only died to it once or twice but I use it every run
For real. It's crasy
I wish I remembered how I learned about the shortcut... It's fairly easy to use tho, just gotta line yourself up properly before walking or running into it.
Sometime I find myself sounding like Phil. It scares me. I then proceed to stfu lol
These types of videos are fun to watch when you're bored
Yeah and I'm bored as hell right now. Good entertainment for me
It helps you feel better about yourself, because this guy's skills are even worse.
This was the playthrough were he cheesed it by Spamming. Thank Fromsoftware for nerfing it
What if you died, went to Hell and Hell is becoming a Dark Souls character Phil controls- dying stupidly over and over and over again?
Seeing Hideo Kojima (Metal Gear Sold) and Hideki Kamiya (Devil May Cry) both laugh and mock Phil for his idiocy really makes me want to see Hidetaka Miyazaki's response to how Phil flounders and rages through his "Souls" games.
Is the important connection the names starting with "hi"
@@intensellylit4100Except even Atlus made fun of Phil.
3:17:20 Its funny, its that situation right there that, historically, circular tower staircases were in fact made for back in medieval times.
You should have played the ladder climbing version of Snake Eater for when he was climbing the ladder...
1:45:16 Notice how DSP has access to 11 lightning spears? If DSP wasn't already disliked enough as it is, just remember folks that this very playthrough was one of the chief reasons why FromSoft nerfed offensive miracles/lightning spears into the ground for the Scholar of the First Sin Edition.
Yep, you can thank good old DSPgaming for why we now only have a base of 3 lightning spear casts, making pure offensive casting clerics without melee virtually impossible for PVE (although yes, you can stack multiple copies and heavily level attunment to get more casts, but it's still nigh impossible to solo an early game PVE level with offensive miracles).
Nigh impossible? It's still piss easy to solo as a cleric on early levels
@@MetalxLicaxPP Sure, merely soloing as a cleric is fine, but you missed my caveat of "Without Melee- offensive miracles only NG"
Yeah got to use the attunement glitch now if you want to do that.
Luckily its an easy glitch
I love when people offer advice for Phil. He doesnt care to learn anything.
Dude I just realised that Pandalee looks almost exactly like Meg from family guy
58:03 This describes Phil in general.
I love when he always shows the controller on camera after he dies, like it will somehow prove he pressed what he says he did lmao. Classic dsp
Kills NPC
"He is not coming back? "
Then why you kill him?
17:12 He very nearly said “Blacksmythe” not “Blacksmith”. Only picked up on that because I just watched the Skyrim playthrough where he did quite a bit of “smything”.
*Gets important NPC killed*
"People are saying turn off the game" XD
Actual Quote: "Woow, the guy who I ran by is now attacking me from behind... unreal."
Phil has to be the only human in recorded history to describe Old Dragonslayer as "a pretty tough boss". Also lol, grinding before Dragonrider, the boss that is so easy its the first place I went on my SOTFS deprived build.
I like that he uses the word "solicitor" whenever he gets an unexpected phone call just to make himself sound smart.
you know who else calls constantly in the middle of the day? bill collectors.
just sayin'.
@@ThingsOnDemand i’d say it’s obvious they’re gonna knock on his door with a uhaul to take his valuables due to his recent dilemma he found himself in
"I dodged perfectly", says after he gets hit. Uhmm... is he delusional?
no his a CANCER thats why.
beside of the look at his face so fat as he looks like
Truth be told, this game has shitty hitboxes and without leveling Adaptability your s actually end before the rolling animation ends. He still sucks but that's another thing to consider.
1. This is nostalgic.
2. Cannot wait for Elden Ring.
Smelter demon is vintage Phil. Always dodging backwards, never left or right.
I love how blatant his cheating was in Demon's Souls. His profile literally says 57 minutes, and when he loads up he loads in the Nexus in the same way that you do when you do the level glitch 😂
it hurt my soul seeing him waste shards on that stupid chest...
To be fair, he does point out some real annoyances that MANY have with DS2:
1. The janky lock-on which will attack where you are running and not where you are aiming
2. The massively reduced fall threshold, which they only did so that players would actually attempt to fall down the well
3. The awkward hitboxes in some situations, or bosses that will deal damage just when THEIR hitbox touches the player
4. The slowly reducing max health which only really serves to punish weaker players (see also: Darksydephil) more than is *really* necessary. It's Dark Souls, not Get Over It
5. The importance of ADP never being explained anywhere NEAR adequately, ie that it directly affects your s while rolling and therefore for a newer player, REGARDLESS OF BUILD, you want to pump in points until it increases your AGL to 105 (for maximum dodge, less if you're more confident)
That being said, the DS2 awkwardness makes up about... 1% of his deaths. The rest is just... Classic, old school King of Hate(d)
Another issue is the abysmal durability of your equipment, where your weapons can completely break after only a really short time and you have to rest at a bonfire to automatically restore them before that happens.
I have to say, hands down, that in no other playthrough did i find the pig as obnoxious as Dark Souls 2. Constantly screaming, singing, doing that fake laugh.
"Now I can see him and he can hit me, how is that fair?"
It'd be unfair if you could hit him without being hit yourself. It's fair cause you can hit each other.