The Worst Pizza Ever Made

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  • Опубликовано: 2 апр 2023
  • The Cooking with Jack Show, a show that challenges what is acceptable in a kitchen. Today, we watch as Jack makes a cast iron pizza. Buckle up.
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @Adam-vv9co
    @Adam-vv9co Год назад +1523

    Jack worries about pizza not being cooked fully, then eats pink chicken lmao

    • @hellsmyhome8979
      @hellsmyhome8979 Год назад +8

      my thoughts exactly XD

    • @sagefi1
      @sagefi1 10 месяцев назад +10

      And picks off the basil with his fingers. Good thing he makes these videos so no one has to eat his food.

    • @wittekPL
      @wittekPL 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@sagefi1do you even cook? Almost every cook in restaurant uses his hands, we have especially resistant finger tips to heat thanks to grabbing hot food. Of course we wouldn't touch food when customer can see ot, but stop fucking acting like this is weird. It is perfectly normall, and right way to do it, you have no idea how many hands have been in your dish while eating at restaurant or even at home.

    • @eddhardcore6881
      @eddhardcore6881 9 месяцев назад +2

      to him slightly brown is burnt lol

    • @ToMaToEsGrOw
      @ToMaToEsGrOw 8 месяцев назад +5

      Pink? By pink you mean red?😂

  • @easternlights3155
    @easternlights3155 10 месяцев назад +582

    Jack when he looks at a literally rotten brisket: Beautiful, delicious.
    Jack when he finally makes something that looks edible: This looks horrible.

    • @Greggatr0n
      @Greggatr0n 5 месяцев назад +23

      Don’t forget aunt mernas party cheese salad

    • @nondisclosure3920
      @nondisclosure3920 5 месяцев назад +5

      He could have just put it in longer, but still not sure that dough would have cooked

    • @gjbsarmeri3957
      @gjbsarmeri3957 4 месяца назад

      To be fair the dough loked raw when he cut through it lol

    • @rebeccahicks2392
      @rebeccahicks2392 Месяц назад +1

      @@gjbsarmeri3957 It wasn't perfect but by Jack's standards it was amazing..

  • @chadwickerman
    @chadwickerman Год назад +551

    It doesn't matter if he's squishing ground meat or pizza dough, Jack never takes that gawdy bling off his finger.

    • @Nick_C1997
      @Nick_C1997 Год назад +72

      He’s acknowledged people who tell him to take off his wedding ring when cooking because it’s potentially dangerous, since raw food could get caught under it and contaminate other foods, his response was basically “I don’t care”

    • @neoqwerty
      @neoqwerty Год назад +22

      1) It's spelled gaudy, an no I don't know why
      2) Thank you for (mis)spelling it phonetically as I learned English in written form first and I didn't know how to say that one, so that was useful to misspell for me

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 9 месяцев назад +32

      How else can he get that death grip on his son's trachea?

    • @MarvinHartmann452
      @MarvinHartmann452 7 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@neoqwertyThat's constructive criticism. I like that.

    • @zachpm1309
      @zachpm1309 Месяц назад

      Or wear gloves at least.

  • @keening.
    @keening. Год назад +540

    This is 100% not the worst pizza ever made

    • @66ixty9ine
      @66ixty9ine 9 месяцев назад +35

      First time jack has made anything and had it not be the worst ever made

    • @rattlestormrepublic4874
      @rattlestormrepublic4874 7 месяцев назад +13

      But far from the best.

    • @robokill387
      @robokill387 7 месяцев назад +26

      The average British pizza is worse than this.

    • @rainbowapplexdmemes9658
      @rainbowapplexdmemes9658 7 месяцев назад +2

      Opposite Day MF

    • @microsoftman4566
      @microsoftman4566 6 месяцев назад +13

      I agree it looks good I would eat it but August is over reacting

  • @geofff.3343
    @geofff.3343 Год назад +1170

    Jack is too self-aware in this episode. Part of me is scared, part of me is proud.

    • @anthonyhca
      @anthonyhca Год назад +21

      He read some comments

    • @Emma-dh1lx
      @Emma-dh1lx Год назад +14

      Is this video pre stroke or after?
      He has normal movements in both arms.

    • @marinaSassygUrl88
      @marinaSassygUrl88 Год назад +7

      I’m scared this is a trap lol

    • @laureeeent
      @laureeeent Год назад +3

      Everybody shits on Ja/ck/, but Ja/ck/ has been shitting on you for decades.

    • @zachbartlett2829
      @zachbartlett2829 Год назад +12

      @@Emma-dh1lx assuming pre. Hes a had more than one tho. He’s recovering from one right now but this one was very recent and wasnt the one that put his arm in the state it is now.

  • @mizukageezay2243
    @mizukageezay2243 Год назад +800

    I love how he burns the basil and then proceeds to say “we’re not going to be using basil again”. Saying this like it was the basil’s fault he put it in the beginning rather the end 😂😂. Im convinced this man is afraid of fresh herbs

    • @Bready_Player_Bun
      @Bready_Player_Bun Год назад +32

      Honestly, I've had fresh basil on pizza done several different ways and even crispy on top is perfectly fine.

    • @mizukageezay2243
      @mizukageezay2243 Год назад +24

      @@Bready_Player_Bun my point exactly! The man is always ready to deflect his mistakes as someone or something else’s fault.

    • @harveyflippers9531
      @harveyflippers9531 Год назад +47

      Hes afraid of greens in general, unless its the fine aging of a year-old frozen brisket

    • @MERLINnecrofan
      @MERLINnecrofan Год назад +5

      He lost the use of half his brain not just his arm.

    • @mizukageezay2243
      @mizukageezay2243 Год назад +11

      @@MERLINnecrofan its the salmonella colonies taking over

  • @theasocialalexisjasmine
    @theasocialalexisjasmine Год назад +1590

    I damn near had an existential crisis when August said that he recently turned 21 years old 😳

  • @dbrikhs
    @dbrikhs 9 месяцев назад +82

    This is LITERALLY the ONLY meal I've ever seen Jack cook that was decent. LITERALLY. I still wouldn't eat it because of that darn ring he keeps on when he cooks.

    • @66ixty9ine
      @66ixty9ine 9 месяцев назад +12

      That ring probably still has germs on it from raw meat lmao

    • @MarvinHartmann452
      @MarvinHartmann452 7 месяцев назад

      Ah, the famous fried in a pan pizza. Yeah. No.

    • @kadrix732
      @kadrix732 5 месяцев назад +11

      @@MarvinHartmann452The fuck? Out of all the things, the pan is what you criticize? It's like the only normal thing here.

    • @burgbass
      @burgbass 4 месяца назад +2

      @@MarvinHartmann452Never actually tried cast iron pizza I assume?

  • @MysteriousAuthor99
    @MysteriousAuthor99 Год назад +752

    Love how he tried using fresh basil, fundamentally misunderstood how to use it well as an ingredient, and concluded he wouldn't use it again as if it were the basil's problem. Even in a surprisingly self aware video classic Jack peeks thru.
    Also, happy birthday August!

    • @Argonisgema
      @Argonisgema Год назад +39

      I've never used it but every time i've seen it used, the basil gets added after the pizza is already cooked.

    • @stuhawk9947
      @stuhawk9947 Год назад +21

      ​@@Argonisgema It can also be cooked in-between the sauce and cheese.

    • @MrEd8846
      @MrEd8846 Год назад +19

      @@Argonisgema kinda depends. like if youre going Neapolitan then a lot of times theres several fresh basil leafs in with the sauce that will get scooped on the dough. and ive seen it done during the cook and after. it looks nicer after. i think its more of a preference because ive seen it done both ways

    • @GreasyOaf
      @GreasyOaf Год назад +3

      Yall really discussing the correct way to put stuff in a stomach?

    • @AndyDrake-FOOKYT
      @AndyDrake-FOOKYT Год назад +34

      ​@@GreasyOaf do you just eat the raw ingredients?

  • @kendov_brevani
    @kendov_brevani Год назад +1308

    Happy birthday August! You’ve got the voice of a 32-year old news presenter

    • @xxcyrus_ytxx
      @xxcyrus_ytxx Год назад +35

      So true!! Happy birthday man!!

    • @binguswasmicrowaved
      @binguswasmicrowaved Год назад +24

      that was random but true

    • @melissamenchaca9121
      @melissamenchaca9121 Год назад +26

      Oddly specific

    • @robertfuentes9677
      @robertfuentes9677 Год назад +37

      I'll be 32 in July and he has a deeper voice than me

    • @briangaron7609
      @briangaron7609 Год назад +20

      Lmao that's what I was thinking! I'm almost twice his age and he makes me feel like my balls haven't dropped yet 😆 happy birthday friendly duck man with baritone voice!

  • @HaneeFannee
    @HaneeFannee Год назад +131

    I love how Jack is somehow surprised by small leaves burning when you put them into a scorching furnace. And his response to that is to just never use fresh basil ever again.

    • @mentalbreak4653
      @mentalbreak4653 Месяц назад

      I figured you could put it under the cheese ?

    • @Westcoastrocksduh
      @Westcoastrocksduh Месяц назад +1

      @@mentalbreak4653you are suppose to put in on for the last minute of cooking

  • @vinn283
    @vinn283 Год назад +57

    A little late but:
    1) A store-bought dough is meant to be used at any time. It's ready out of the package with no other directions required other than to stretch it out thin and put sauce & toppings.
    2) When making something like bread, you don't oil the dough before proofing it, but in Jack's case it needs to be oiled because otherwise, the dough would stick like hell later. I guess it doesn't matter when he oils it because eventually, he has to anyways because the dough later after baking will be glued stuck to the pan.
    I do have to say that it is useless to let the store-bought dough proof as more than likely it has already been proofed before it was sold to consumers.

    • @MedicFromTF2_REAL
      @MedicFromTF2_REAL 5 месяцев назад +1

      I don't think it's useless to proof it because I've seen other RUclips cooking channels that do multiple proofs of breads and pizza dough. I think it makes it more fluffy when you bake it

    • @erin1532
      @erin1532 3 месяца назад +1

      You don’t put oil on a cast iron pan tho

    • @lemonzing234
      @lemonzing234 2 месяца назад +2

      @@erin1532 ...what?

    • @rebeccahicks2392
      @rebeccahicks2392 Месяц назад

      @@MedicFromTF2_REAL Was it store-bought doughs?

  • @willyamacaronie5724
    @willyamacaronie5724 Год назад +426

    "We don't use basil again, in fresh form" This is exactly what I expect someone like Jack to say after using a fresh ingredient once.

    • @cblacka2494
      @cblacka2494 Год назад +14

      That hurt my soul when he said that😂

    • @lissababy6145
      @lissababy6145 Год назад +2

      Right😂

    • @biltrex
      @biltrex Год назад +14

      The basil was the only thing right on that first attempt!

    • @D3ATHANG3L21
      @D3ATHANG3L21 Год назад

      😂

    • @D3ATHANG3L21
      @D3ATHANG3L21 Год назад

      HAPPY BDAY AUGUST!make me laugh so hard! Poor jack but yes this the best looking thing he cooked so far lol

  • @SuntanAlbino
    @SuntanAlbino Год назад +681

    His pizzas actually didn't turn out too bad from the looks of them. A bit too doughy/undercooked for my personal liking but that's just how Jack always rolls. This was a pleasant surprise none the less to see him make something that wasn't absolutely repulsive or blatantly raw lol
    Also, happy birthday August!

    • @TactlessC
      @TactlessC Год назад +21

      True, undercooked pizza dough isn't going to fucking kill you like what he usually does with meat, cause at least it's like...heated.

    • @MelancoliaI
      @MelancoliaI Год назад +10

      ​@@TactlessC I watched this dude eat straight up RAW chicken. Not undercooked...raw. I could see the red a mile off. It was...scary. That said if he put this pizza in front of me it would disappear in about four minutes.

    • @DietrichGarbo
      @DietrichGarbo Год назад +5

      He could have halved the dough, worked it a little and used less oil in the pan. But like others have written, it is kind of hard to mess up ready made pizza.

    • @killerkraut9179
      @killerkraut9179 Год назад

      I think isnt that Bad looks like a Ami style Pizza!

    • @fungdark8270
      @fungdark8270 Год назад +2

      He just needed to spread it out more evenly and completely, and add the basil the last few minutes

  • @LoonyDoll
    @LoonyDoll Год назад +204

    just turning 21 makes a lot of sense of how offended August has been with really common inoffensive cooking techniques. also yea this actually looks pretty edible

    • @hachi-rokuperformancegroup3987
      @hachi-rokuperformancegroup3987 Год назад +17

      Your mom must not have been a very good cook, I'm sorry

    • @LoonyDoll
      @LoonyDoll Год назад +29

      ​@@hachi-rokuperformancegroup3987 Thanks, and that's an understatement. I still say she owes everyone a formal apology for what she did to meat.

    • @noblecyborg-savage
      @noblecyborg-savage Год назад +4

      Also his take on the Chris Mr beast thing makes more sense now

    • @HazelEpicFunny
      @HazelEpicFunny 11 месяцев назад +17

      @@noblecyborg-savage "Let people be themselves" is only a hot take for children, whether physically or mentally. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt cause you're probably like 13, but you'd be immature for your age if you're 21 and feel the right to tell others how to live their life lmao

    • @MarvinHartmann452
      @MarvinHartmann452 7 месяцев назад +10

      He's funny, and I like listen to him, but besides knowing that you don't eat rare chicken or grounded beef, I don't think he knows more than Jack about cooking.

  • @alexlents4689
    @alexlents4689 Год назад +108

    We’re honestly getting some real character development from Jack here! Actually acknowledging that he made something bad AND redoing it!

  • @ANMA133
    @ANMA133 Год назад +1409

    it actually doesn't look that bad for once - (please dont cancel me)

    • @AylaCastopolous
      @AylaCastopolous Год назад +185

      It's all normal ingredients... but it's Jack though, can we trust his abilities?

    • @GoMathewVideo
      @GoMathewVideo Год назад +145

      I was thinking the same thing. Compared to raw chicken this looks semi normal.

    • @pixl6286
      @pixl6286 Год назад +77

      tbh, it just looks like a slightly undercooked neapolitanian Pizza

    • @aaron4504
      @aaron4504 Год назад +18

      I was on my way to the comments to say the same. The crust looked cooked through. As far as Jack's cooking goes this one wasn't terrible.

    • @smokey5883
      @smokey5883 Год назад +11

      He probably still got salmonella somehow. It didn’t look bad. Shocking

  • @sethgaston845
    @sethgaston845 Год назад +660

    You're only 21!? Jesus dude, that voice is pure gold. You're going places (more so than you have already). Happy birthday man!

    • @QueenOfKings0402
      @QueenOfKings0402 Год назад +96

      He has a voice of a mid 30 year old.

    • @subwayak
      @subwayak Год назад +12

      The videos are obviously narrated by a professional speaker reading a script.

    • @Ayy3n
      @Ayy3n Год назад +5

      ​@@subwayak no August voices his videos by himself

    • @DecoraGarfoid
      @DecoraGarfoid Год назад +4

      ​@@Ayy3n that was a joke..

    • @Ayy3n
      @Ayy3n Год назад +1

      @@DecoraGarfoid my bad my bad

  • @jaycarneygiants
    @jaycarneygiants Год назад +22

    The reason pizza #2 was slightly more done than pizza #1 despite being cooked for the same amount of time is most likely due to the cast iron pan holding heat from the first bake and transferring that heat sooner to the second pizza

    • @yourworstfan
      @yourworstfan 6 месяцев назад +1

      I think the heat would have mostly left the pan in the time it took him to buy another ball of dough. More likely the second pizza cooked through faster because the dough was stretched thinner. More surface area and less depth = cooks through faster.

  • @lasagnapapa
    @lasagnapapa 11 месяцев назад +71

    To be honest, he actually did good with this one. Especially with how he caught himself, wasn't proud with the result, took it back, and tried again.

    • @WodinLugh
      @WodinLugh 10 месяцев назад

      @@ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917 Homie, it's Jack. It is good for HIM.

    • @ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917
      @ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917 10 месяцев назад

      @@WodinLugh He made a legitimately good French Onion Soup.

    • @WodinLugh
      @WodinLugh 10 месяцев назад

      Did August react to it? Cuz I don't watch him normally. I just watch youtubers talk shit. Especially August cuz 90% of the time he doesn't know what he is talking about either.@@ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 9 месяцев назад

      @@ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917
      It's the best we're ever going to see him do. Let's just let him have this W, lol.

    • @fbidumbbee
      @fbidumbbee 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917i disagree. for french onion soup you're supposed to caramelize the hell out of the onions. he sauteed them for maybe 5 minutes and complained that it was bland. to his credit though, it did look alright.

  • @CosmicOdeum
    @CosmicOdeum Год назад +312

    Yes, you should proof store bought dough. Only time proofing doesn't help is if the yeast culture is dead, in which case the dough is way overfermented and inedible regardless.
    EDIT: Also, letting it rest at room temp will relax the gluten and allow you to spread out the pizza. If you don't, it may contract back into a smaller shape.

    • @cjd29
      @cjd29 Год назад +4

      Made pizza Sunday. The dough recipe I followed had three hours room temp after the proofing in the fridge.

    • @donald12998
      @donald12998 Год назад +6

      A light coating of oil is pretty good for it as well.

    • @muhammadjalal2335
      @muhammadjalal2335 Год назад +1

      Ye

    • @Cocobutter_
      @Cocobutter_ Год назад

      that’s good that there are more chefs in the comments like me!

    • @cameronmk4398
      @cameronmk4398 Год назад +2

      Yeah I worked at Panera as a baker and it's pre formed dough you still proof it but you definitely proof it for longer than he did.

  • @Skeloperch
    @Skeloperch Год назад +399

    "Visiting our favorite RUclips chef"
    Our favorite RUclips chef starts her videos with "Hi people, I'm back cooking again"

    • @michaelhorwedel8331
      @michaelhorwedel8331 Год назад +14

      It's ok to like Michael Jordan AND Magic Johnson. These are the equivalent.

    • @zstrode.8953
      @zstrode.8953 Год назад +7

      That's our QUEEN

    • @aaron4504
      @aaron4504 Год назад +18

      Mine says. Hallo niece and nephew today... I love Uncle Roger.

    • @Esuerc
      @Esuerc Год назад +3

      Be careful, Kay. We love you. Stop burning yourself with the grease.

    • @Skeloperch
      @Skeloperch Год назад +5

      @@zstrode.8953 Preach, brother. Kay is the sweetest culinary disaster-maker to ever exist.

  • @carlbeatty6654
    @carlbeatty6654 Год назад +18

    He had enough dough for 2 maybe 3 pizzas but for Jack looks like one of the best things hes ever cooked.

  • @ninga3533
    @ninga3533 11 месяцев назад +16

    Other than the pizza being a little raw it actually looked pretty good I think jack's cooking skills are starting to improve.

    • @BarryRonchetti
      @BarryRonchetti 11 месяцев назад

      Helped immensely by the fact everything was already made or grown for him.

  • @ItsYaBoiV
    @ItsYaBoiV Год назад +661

    Tbh this is the first thing the man has made that actually looks like food

    • @GwyndolinOwO
      @GwyndolinOwO Год назад +2

      yeah, i'm sure there's a better recipe out there but if you wanted to follow this and just cook it a bit longer, and choose your own toppings, it wouldn't be half bad.

    • @dr.menyac6499
      @dr.menyac6499 Год назад +4

      There wasn’t any lead or nickel in it. 0/10.

    • @quantrellbishop9263
      @quantrellbishop9263 Год назад +8

      Literally every ingredient was premade/cooked

    • @scottnichols3685
      @scottnichols3685 Год назад +1

      What a PIG.

    • @brianzhang349
      @brianzhang349 Год назад +1

      @@quantrellbishop9263 I think that’s almost the point being made here

  • @Jump-Shack
    @Jump-Shack Год назад +175

    Ironically the pizza is the tamest thing jack made

    • @wheelhouse15
      @wheelhouse15 Год назад +18

      It's actually pretty hard to screw up pizza when you've got the dough already. I'm sure people can find a way but your really have to be creative!

    • @calebangell77
      @calebangell77 Год назад

      It's almost as if there wasn't a reason to make a video about this recipe. Jack is a shitty cook and a terrible person but it's clear this series has been beating a dead horse for a while now.

    • @SlyCooper1920
      @SlyCooper1920 Год назад +3

      ​@@wheelhouse15 ATLEAST he made something that's legitimately palatable and DID sorta learned from his mistakes along the way

    • @wheelhouse15
      @wheelhouse15 Год назад +2

      @@SlyCooper1920 Hopefully, it's hard to say exactly what he did learn. He didn't seem to understand that he was using too much dough and should have stretched it more, but at least the second batch seemed to be better.

    • @binguswasmicrowaved
      @binguswasmicrowaved Год назад +1

      if it wasnt raw id eat it

  • @BarryMcCawkiner
    @BarryMcCawkiner Год назад +19

    If there's one thing we've learned from watching his videos, it's this: Slightly raw in our world is perfectly cooked in Jack's world.

    • @platterjockey
      @platterjockey 10 месяцев назад

      Maybe he had a childhood trauma where he had to deal with burnt food.

  • @typicalbullsfan9329
    @typicalbullsfan9329 Год назад +26

    Wow Jack was actually aware that the pizza wasn’t cooked fully 😅 I’m in shock 😂

  • @tacocrabdemon
    @tacocrabdemon Год назад +271

    Been in the baking biz for a few years now, and jack actually did pretty dang good for using store bought dough. You typically oil the proof bowl you use and cover it with either a towel or plastic wrap. Color me surprised!

    • @frost.0707
      @frost.0707 Год назад +6

      Yeah but correct me if im wrong but ppl dont really use that cover the top with oil. Only a thin layer on the pan in order of it to not stick to the pan.

    • @Sevicify
      @Sevicify Год назад +9

      @@frost.0707 When you cook you typically only oil the pan, though having a light coat of oil on top isn't necessarily bad and may be wanted depending on the desired result. Anyway when he oiled the dough he was actually proofing it which is where you leave it sitting for an extended period of time primarily to let the yeast do its thing rising & fermenting the dough, and possibly to bring the dough up to room temperature so it's easier to work with if it was refrigerated such as it would have been in this case. The problem with leaving the dough sitting for such long time is it will dry out forming a yucky crust, you combat this in two parts by coating the outside dough with some kind of barrier (eg: the oil) and covering the container with something (eg: the plastic). So the oil in the case of proofing is there to prevent the dough from drying out.

    • @tonygluk1
      @tonygluk1 Год назад +3

      This final pizza looked criminally underproofed to me though

    • @michaelcoburn2975
      @michaelcoburn2975 Год назад +3

      He used enough dough to make a deep dish in that small saute pan. If that was the play, he should have pressed the dough and then wait about 1 hour or so for the dough to rise, par cook the dough, add ingredients and then cool again.

    • @juniperpruniper4935
      @juniperpruniper4935 Год назад +3

      ​@@michaelcoburn2975 you and i know how to cook things. Who watches Jack if not on duck channel. Like the whole world watches good cooks to learn, jack has no idea how to technically cook anything, yet has a cooking show. Does this guy not watch anyone else cook. Ppl are bad cooks, i get it. But to have a cooking show, and suck at cooking. Only in America

  • @zakhcoffee
    @zakhcoffee Год назад +314

    All jokes aside, that “I’m not in the mood to fail today” was epic. That’s like some Vegeta Naruto type gym motivation.

    • @dr.menyac6499
      @dr.menyac6499 Год назад +2

      I need some lead. And nickel. Otherwise the pizza is Ass. Metals bussin

    • @Munenushi
      @Munenushi 7 месяцев назад

      it's like you can't stop a device once it starts recording or something

  • @msbigdog1460
    @msbigdog1460 6 месяцев назад +1

    There's absolutely no way Jack is a trained chef. There's not a culinary school/institute on this planet, that would certify him as an actual 'chef'.

  • @jackwabbit9784
    @jackwabbit9784 Год назад +1

    Jack makes a disgusting pizza = bday ruined
    Jack doesn’t make a disgusting pizza = bday ruined

  • @Gundumb_guy
    @Gundumb_guy Год назад +567

    Proofing and olive oil are definitely things you do to pizza dough. And as someone who makes homemade pizza on a semi regular basis, this looks decent. I’ve made cast iron pizza a few times and this is pretty on point, needs more cook time but that’s it really, nothing out of pocket here imo.

    • @anufoalan
      @anufoalan Год назад +75

      Oil yes, proofing no. Pizza dough is a single proof dough, you proof it once and then shape and cook, he’s doing a second proof on store bought dough, dough that’s already been through its proof, it should be shaped and baked, a second proof like he did is necessary for bread so that you get a more even tender crumb because it’s been worked and rested several times, for pizza you only want one proof because you want it to have that chew and slightly uneven air bubbles.

    • @Gundumb_guy
      @Gundumb_guy Год назад +14

      @@anufoalan ahhh ok. Yup, I only proof mine once.

    • @Goblinhandler
      @Goblinhandler Год назад +14

      @@anufoalan Jack essentially made a bagel topped with pizza lol

    • @TeleologicalConsistency
      @TeleologicalConsistency Год назад +13

      He should've used half the dough.

    • @LordKingler
      @LordKingler Год назад +29

      A bit too much dough but aside from the first one, yeah, not bad. I do have an issue with the Basil on the first one. Basil needs to be either added fresh after being taken out or just before so it doesn't burn. Him saying that he won't be using fresh Basil anymore is wholly his own fault.

  • @silverhawk24
    @silverhawk24 Год назад +140

    "But I'm sure I'll find a way to screw it up" I'll be damned, Jack has ultimately attained sentient awareness. Didn't think he had it in him, but happy birthday August.

  • @broadcastbard
    @broadcastbard Месяц назад +4

    Jack is too impatient to be a decent chef, let alone a good father...

  • @BradR1232
    @BradR1232 Год назад +7

    Jack actually said “this is where I went wrong”. Strike me dead I cannot believe he said it. Happy Birthday August!

  • @erlking5868
    @erlking5868 Год назад +48

    He cuts the pizza and says "this looks horrible" but all the raw chicken always looks delicious.
    Sure Jack 😂

    • @JeremyPeeples
      @JeremyPeeples Год назад

      There's no accounting for taste - especially for Jack since his tastebuds have to be fried for all the rotten food.

  • @kenziekleinsasser6965
    @kenziekleinsasser6965 Год назад +554

    You’re only 21?! You’re way more concise than most your age good sir!!! I’ve watched you for a good while I’m so impressed ❤

    • @rippoking8297
      @rippoking8297 Год назад +10

      Here before this comments blows up

    • @raccoon93
      @raccoon93 Год назад +63

      I honestly thought he was at least in his early 30s with how mature he sounds!

    • @pappi8338
      @pappi8338 Год назад

      That's what I was thinking! Some people my age still have the composure of a prepubescent spoiled brat

    • @rippoking8297
      @rippoking8297 Год назад +5

      @@raccoon93 Ikr

    • @sevandobo
      @sevandobo Год назад +26

      Was hoping someone brought this up lol. I definitely thought he was 35 - 40 years old 😂

  • @meowNDTP
    @meowNDTP Год назад +3

    Everyone is saying this pizza doesn't look bad... But as a chef this pizza is still horrific. The amount of dough is madness.

  • @el-oe7id
    @el-oe7id 4 месяца назад +1

    "Let's keep it going we're on a roll" you already threw out a whole literal pizza.

  • @DZM0N
    @DZM0N Год назад +201

    Crazy enough, one of my instructors from cooking school in 2015 actually said that it was possible to cook a pizza on a skillet, but it depends on the method. But Jack on the other hand…………….yeah to him it’s not possible XD

    • @redbeard36
      @redbeard36 Год назад +30

      Skillet pizza is definitely a thing. But throwing a whole ball of store bought dough on it ain’t the way to a good pizza.

    • @michel0dy
      @michel0dy Год назад +14

      I've done skillet pizza before, it's a great recipe to make with friends! But you gotta use waaay less dough and make it thinner so it actually cooks.

    • @melikatalks7676
      @melikatalks7676 Год назад +3

      I've definitely done pan pizza before and it turned out delicious. But cast iron pizza is a legit thing, it's more difficult to get right tho

    • @GotchaYT253
      @GotchaYT253 Год назад

      ​@IslandGuy you sound just as dumb as the guy making the pizza. I bet you couldn't even do this much 😂

    • @FutureProp
      @FutureProp Год назад +2

      Toss a slice of frozen pizza into a pan with a little bit of oil and maybe some marjoram or something after baking or microwaving it and it'll make the crust significantly better. It's still pretty bad, but this might be the most sane video I've seen from Jack.

  • @bbqueeno.o
    @bbqueeno.o Год назад +90

    He's using enough dough for 4 pizzas also you're suppose to add the fresh basil at the end logically 😅 but overall it's the best looking thing he's probably ever done

    • @derekko2797
      @derekko2797 8 месяцев назад

      he's using a cast iron pan that cant fit the whole thing but still if you look at it you can really make only 2 as shown in the video so i dont really get you but yes you are supposed to put it at the end the basil.

    • @Tengokuchi
      @Tengokuchi 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@derekko2797 look how thick his crust is. I'm pretty sure he could have rolled it out thinner.

    • @Jonah.Inciong
      @Jonah.Inciong 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Tengokuchi true. Considering that the pizza dough was still raw after 10 mins while the toppings were already cooked, he could've just divided the dough into 2 halves and made a thinner pizza

    • @MarvinHartmann452
      @MarvinHartmann452 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@Jonah.InciongYeah, it's more like a seasoned bread than a pizza. It looks like a 10 inches pan, but would he did a "normal" pizza, there's enough dough to make a large sized pizza.

  • @aruce9
    @aruce9 Год назад +2

    Honestly this is a very competent looking cast iron pizza, i would say this is one of the best things cooking with jack has made

  • @ReclaimingRob81
    @ReclaimingRob81 Год назад +1

    Jack’s cooking is the precursor to Futurama’s Bachelor Chow.

  • @LeProphic
    @LeProphic Год назад +166

    This feels like a broken clock moment for Jack because I actually think that looks delicious.

    • @JohnnyWolfblood
      @JohnnyWolfblood Год назад +31

      It’s far from perfect, but his other dishes usually have raw chicken as the main ingredient.
      So yeah, this is by far the best thing he’s made.

    • @antepa112
      @antepa112 Год назад +6

      Every pizza is good, but some are better

    • @irgendwer1437
      @irgendwer1437 Год назад +2

      @@antepa112 i know people who fck up noodles.... so trust me - not every pizza is good xD

    • @08mlascelles
      @08mlascelles Год назад

      @@antepa112 nope, I've eaten genuinely disgusting pizza before.

    • @chtsv
      @chtsv Год назад +1

      I think that when you cook pizza in the griddle, you have to preheat the griddle, because it wont get hot until the top of the pizza is burnt. So you get burnt topping and raw dough. I've seen other youtubers do this, eat raw dough that stretches like cheese and say "AAAAAH... Its SOOOOO goood! Perfect!"

  • @KlutzOfAMan
    @KlutzOfAMan Год назад +57

    Happy bird day bird man
    Edit: I do put oil on my pizza when proofing it
    Also the way jack was spreading the pizza (the first time) was a fairly good way to do it as far as I'm aware, especially for a cast iron pizza where he isn't spreading it in the air or his hands, its also a good way of spreading without breaking air bubbles that have developed

    • @cremeuxkraft9019
      @cremeuxkraft9019 Год назад +3

      Agreed! The oil gives dough a little crisp when it's baked.

    • @StrangeCreed
      @StrangeCreed Год назад

      As always, Jack somehow manages to undercook everything that goes into his oven.

    • @Sevicify
      @Sevicify Год назад +2

      Yeah oil during proofing is needed to keep it the dough from drying out, and even though it's a store-bought dough it should still be proofed. It's also indeed a good spreading method, the problem with Jack's is he didn't account for the contraction by spreading further than he wanted or letting it relax for a few minutes before spreading it again (and of course he had way too much dough for a pizza that size).

  • @richardwozniak3238
    @richardwozniak3238 Год назад +3

    To be honest you got to take your hat off to Jack for this one - I got pizza like this in the 80's taught to my polish mother by our maltese neighbour and they were excellent . Mum used to cook them on the stove in a large round pan with a lid - Australian 80's Pizza 4 me :)

  • @therealsirdj5934
    @therealsirdj5934 7 месяцев назад

    I just watched the two hour compilation of Cooking with Jack yesterday... and it left me wanting more, it's honestly so bad it may be addictive

  • @DaBellMonkey
    @DaBellMonkey Год назад +103

    Ain't even gonna lie, this made me hungry for pizza

    • @deepspace385
      @deepspace385 Год назад +2

      Literally same. I got up and went to the store just to get mozzarella to make it.

  • @Gaming2DMX
    @Gaming2DMX Год назад +10

    6:58 this is jacks mistake, when making a pan pizza, you toast one end then you flip it and you place the sauce and toppings onto it. Then you put it in the oven to let the dough get cooked all the way through compared to the raw goop he got. If you just toast one side and place the toppings on the uncooked side, the side with all the toppings is gonna be raw which will result in the pizza being raw

    • @QueenOfKings0402
      @QueenOfKings0402 Год назад

      Why don’t he test his recipes before showing them to the masses?

    • @Sevicify
      @Sevicify Год назад

      You don't need to flip, you don't even need to brown the base first before putting toppings on. It all really depends on the thickness of your dough and cooking method. I've looked at a number of cast iron pan pizza recipes and the majority put (some) toppings on before any cooking of the dough, some then brown the bottom off on a stove before putting in the oven while others put it straight in the oven while a few just do it entirely on the stove.
      The few recipes I've seen that flip are all done on the stove which makes sense as the heat source is directly under the bottom where even with a lid the top may not cook through enough. In an oven flipping really isn't needed as not only is the heat is more evenly dispersed throughout the oven it also reaches a higher temperature, it would only be an issue if you have an absurdly thick crust like Jack did.
      Simply put there is no one right way to make a pan pizza, it all depends on the desired method and what you're going for.

    • @Sevicify
      @Sevicify Год назад +1

      @@QueenOfKings0402 That's one of the great mysteries of life. If I had to guess I'd say something to do with his ego and delusion of being a good cook.

  • @AaaaNinja
    @AaaaNinja Год назад

    Grocery store pizza dough comes with instructions and he is following the instructions.

  • @zraiviv6524
    @zraiviv6524 8 месяцев назад +2

    honestly, this is the most edible looking thing jack has made

    • @TrackerRoo
      @TrackerRoo 8 месяцев назад +1

      Even a broken clock is right twice a day

  • @KingZawadi
    @KingZawadi Год назад +153

    Happy Birthday Man 😊🎉❤ Thank you for sacrificing yourself watching these terrible cookers just for us ❤

  • @thesaltytrio2521
    @thesaltytrio2521 Год назад +11

    Jack addressing he messed up and that he needed to fix something in his cooking is a step in a right direction at least

  • @tehpurplepills
    @tehpurplepills Год назад +1

    i love how he felt fresh basil got burnt in the oven, so he prompted for dried basil instead.

  • @DanaCampbell-yc5rw
    @DanaCampbell-yc5rw 11 месяцев назад

    Why does jack talk like hes on the phone?😂
    "Its gonna be hot, hold on man"

  • @RichardCJohnson
    @RichardCJohnson Год назад +75

    “The basil is in the fridge cos we don’t want it to wilt…”
    Proceeds to place delicate basil leaves in a 500 degree oven. Is surprised by burnt leaves.
    Happy birthday Auguat [sic]

  • @Midnightblue45
    @Midnightblue45 Год назад +45

    Now that pizza looks good for being cooked in a skillet

    • @gregory2709
      @gregory2709 Год назад +6

      No, it doesn't. I've made exactly three pizzas in a cast iron skillet. And, they were all infinitely better than this garbage. And I'm still not entirely sure what I'm doing lol

    • @uaidavi
      @uaidavi Год назад +2

      @@gregory2709 I second that, you can make reallly, really good looking pizza using cast iron stuff

    • @wheelhouse15
      @wheelhouse15 Год назад +2

      @@gregory2709 You probably are being too hard on yourself. Skillet pizza is pretty straight forward and it is really good on top of that. I'm sure in a few more tries you'll get a good feel for it!

    • @demonpride1975
      @demonpride1975 Год назад

      @@gregory2709 first off with 7.5 billion people on this planet, there is going to be differences on how people like their pizza, you made 3 pizzas in a skillet so you must be the aficionado on skillet pizza. that's like me saying i shot a sniper rifle, so i am the best sniper of the world. i think more to the truth, you just are being a dick of the sake of being a dick.
      the second pizza looked fine dude, you are just hating to hate. get over yourself.

  • @HomeDefender30
    @HomeDefender30 Год назад

    Alright so that roll we were on for a moment there has come to a stop….
    I’m 💀! 🤣

  • @thesavvyblackbird
    @thesavvyblackbird Год назад +2

    Happy birthday! The first pizza could have been saved by covering the pan and letting it bake more to completely cook the crust. Also I love how he decided to never use fresh basil again when it was his mistake to put in on the uncooked pizza.

  • @Poogert
    @Poogert Год назад +55

    The fact that you're only a year older than me is so baffling- I expected you to have a fully developed brain with how well spoken and mature you sound, dude. Happy Birthday!

    • @TheGhostFart
      @TheGhostFart Год назад +2

      he freaked out over using salt on less conventional foods he's not THAT mature

    • @Blanktester685
      @Blanktester685 Год назад +1

      @@TheGhostFart yes he is

  • @emmataylor5961
    @emmataylor5961 Год назад +313

    Happy Birthday to the person who never fails to make me and so many others laugh our butts off! 🎉😁

    • @dimitrilitovsk2372
      @dimitrilitovsk2372 Год назад +7

      When he said he's 21 i was surprised, he sounds like he's at least 25 but that could just be the audio

    • @karolkaminski3871
      @karolkaminski3871 Год назад +5

      @@dimitrilitovsk2372 21? i dont believe sounds like almost 40

    • @Sirleones
      @Sirleones Год назад

      Homie’s younger than me and sounds like a radio guy 😂

  • @JJ-uc6nu
    @JJ-uc6nu Год назад +1

    this is probably the most edible thing he’s created

  • @gamer-san8923
    @gamer-san8923 7 месяцев назад

    Its funny how he's worried when he undercooked something except for chicken lmfao

  • @davidbrazeel5312
    @davidbrazeel5312 Год назад +114

    Jack is currently in a nursing home trying to regain his health. Just for information sake. Hope he gets well soon so he can resume cooking videos that end up here! Love the content.

    • @fireflights1977
      @fireflights1977 Год назад +28

      Gee I wonder why he has to regain his health with all the crap he consumes 😂

    • @Phoenixillusion18
      @Phoenixillusion18 Год назад +20

      Din't he had a stroke about 2 months ago? Damn his health is surely not the best it seems.

    • @dunit911
      @dunit911 Год назад +10

      Damn that sucks. He’s kinda starting to grow on me lol

    • @RequestTheSinger
      @RequestTheSinger Год назад +17

      It's all that raw fucking chicken

    • @anca2348
      @anca2348 Год назад +1

      Yea this is his third one I believe

  • @Jigadie96
    @Jigadie96 Год назад +62

    Yasss Jack is back again!! Happy Birthday August!! 🎉🎉

  • @dkhariisaac4433
    @dkhariisaac4433 Год назад +1

    When he said sign his life away i felt that, i ship out in 16 days

  • @MahicalCheesePlease
    @MahicalCheesePlease Год назад

    Basil is not added before baking omfg this guy never ceases to amaze me.

  • @lookingfordinosaurs
    @lookingfordinosaurs Год назад +3

    So, as it turns out the lack of uploads is because he had a stroke and was hospitalized for 67 days.

  • @sundriedtomatoes1717
    @sundriedtomatoes1717 Год назад +15

    Proofing it in a cold cast iron probably didn't do anything, but covering it in oil isn't too weird, I do that whenever I make pizza dough.

  • @LaviccB
    @LaviccB Год назад

    that store bought dough could make a couple of pizzas that’s crazy my man used it all for one

  • @shedda9788
    @shedda9788 9 месяцев назад

    At least this "pizza" can't kill you. This is a big progress for Jack.

  • @glitchyeen8947
    @glitchyeen8947 Год назад +31

    I've been working at a pizza place for about five years now, and I've gotta say watching this man's technique is like watching DSP

  • @Queenwolfaj
    @Queenwolfaj Год назад +6

    He probably let the dough “rise” to become easier to mold. Cold dough like shrinks up a lot, so allowing it to warm a bit helps it stay the shape you mold it into. At least that what I think personally, I make pizzas for my job and room temp dough is absolute heaven imo.

  • @ArmchairRamb0
    @ArmchairRamb0 2 месяца назад

    Jack is a testament to irrational exuberance.

  • @jamiec4000
    @jamiec4000 Год назад +3

    I'm staggered that he had the forethought to keep the cheese and basil in the fridge, so it didn't melt/wilt.

  • @TaylorTheHater
    @TaylorTheHater Год назад +65

    I applaud his new self awareness. Jack, you gotta learn to laugh WITH us.

  • @KnightHawk1990
    @KnightHawk1990 Год назад +41

    Happy birthday to our favorite Duck! 🦆🍰🎁🎈

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean Год назад +2

      **sad duck noises**

    • @cruising_through
      @cruising_through Год назад

      @@WobblesandBeandon’t worry, you too hold a place in our hearts despite 95% of us being unaware of your existence

  • @krissaberhagen
    @krissaberhagen 7 месяцев назад

    hes been honest on his failure, he reviwed himself. 😂

  • @beartrillz7591
    @beartrillz7591 Год назад

    I love how he revs up his pizza cutter

  • @GabbyKobold
    @GabbyKobold Год назад +60

    He was SO CLOSE to getting it right, but then he went and did a total 180 with the Mexican cheese 😂

    • @doreenweix6540
      @doreenweix6540 Год назад +7

      Mexican cheese ok. you have to buy GOOD cheese-never cheap.

    • @DG_427
      @DG_427 Год назад +2

      What's with the mexican cheese? We don't have that here.

    • @Benji_The_Ghoul
      @Benji_The_Ghoul Год назад +5

      ​@@DG_427 it doesn't melt right the same way mozzarella does.

    • @killerkraut9179
      @killerkraut9179 Год назад

      Maybe isnt that Bad maybe more modern ami style!

    • @dude18222
      @dude18222 Год назад +1

      ​@@DG_427 Probably from the same dimension where they buy the "taco seasoning" powder crap.

  • @Freddie7191
    @Freddie7191 Год назад +14

    Jack taking a page out of Kay's book and doing a redo makes me want a true collaboration. Maybe like a parent swap reality show where Lee has to go taste Jack's cooking, and Jack's son will get to know what actual parental love is like. I'd pay 12 bucks a month for that.

  • @Nick_C1997
    @Nick_C1997 5 месяцев назад +1

    So I’ve recently discovered, while proving a pre-made pizza dough doesn’t do much, you should still leave it to come to room temperature so it’s easier to knead and doesn’t tear

  • @kaikofoni
    @kaikofoni 6 месяцев назад +1

    i mean this food won't kill you so i'd say it's a rare win for jack.

  • @doylethechocolatelab
    @doylethechocolatelab Год назад +33

    Happy birthday August. I didn't realize I was older than you but that doesn't change anything! Everybody loves a cooking with Jack video.

  • @franzjuran85
    @franzjuran85 Год назад +21

    Happy birthday August. Shocking you're only turning 21, didn't get that impression through all your videos. Also, this one didn't make me cringe as much as Jacks other videos since RUclips's early days. Have a shot of Jameson for a legal drink, good starting point, patron ain't bad either, either way enjoy yourself today and thanks for the video.

  • @Kaedevirus
    @Kaedevirus Месяц назад +1

    I gotta say, that's a very nicely seasoned cast iron

  • @konata8657
    @konata8657 Год назад +3

    the only thing wrong with this pizza is the way he cut the peppers and onions and that he put the basil on before baking and not as a garnish afterwords
    otherwise this doesnt look bad at all

  • @Hey.itsivette
    @Hey.itsivette Год назад +6

    To answer your question about proofing the dough…
    1) Sometimes store bought dough needs proofing, sometimes it doesn’t. Depends on what you buy! :)
    2) You always want to add a small amount of oil to your dish and dough when proofing it, it prevents the dough from drying out and crusting up before you bake it and shape it to your liking :)
    EDIT: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

  • @skylergrace5068
    @skylergrace5068 Год назад +14

    1:10 The Michelangelo piggy bank in the back is pure perfection. I can never diss on this man ever again. Omggg and he whipped out the tweety bird bowl 3:30 what a legend.

  • @jonsoto8233
    @jonsoto8233 7 месяцев назад

    Jack is the only man who can make me feel like my cooking is cordon blu compared to his.

  • @reidcacaro2919
    @reidcacaro2919 Год назад +1

    Funny part about that intro is a lot of hotels require you to be 25 especially in bigger cities like NY, Miami, etc

  • @nickroach9242
    @nickroach9242 Год назад +9

    The biggest shock of the whole video was Jack for once actually admitting one of his dishes not being fully cooked.also happy birthday man glad I found your channel always love the commentary and your reaction to these videos

  • @mememe9515
    @mememe9515 Год назад +13

    Not going to lie the pizza looks good

  • @matthewbest5421
    @matthewbest5421 Год назад +1

    I never made homemade pizza from scratch before and I was shouting “POKE HOLES IN UR DOUGH” when he said it was puffing up. Even I know that is common sense in the pizza making practice lol

  • @SpiritusVulpis
    @SpiritusVulpis Год назад +8

    I think this is the only cooking with jack video I've watched or that August has even covered where jack has actively called out anything he's made (taste test or otherwise) as "horrible"

  • @doomguy2115
    @doomguy2115 Год назад +23

    Happy birthday August, personally i think this was the most edible thing I've seen on this channel so props to Jack for finally learning how to cook something worthwhile

  • @vca185
    @vca185 9 месяцев назад

    In baking it is required to oil the bowl and dough before rising. This keeps the dough hydrated and prevents it from drying out on the outside. And store bought dough doesn't need to proof if it has already risen.

  • @Jeana-xo
    @Jeana-xo 2 месяца назад

    Jack "Imma do a re-do..."
    August: "I-it's a birthday miracle!!!" 😂

  • @PWNHUB
    @PWNHUB Год назад +3

    2:44 yes to both questions. The dough would be super cold and hard to work as well as not wanting the exterior to dry out while it sits a bit.